1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:01,084 Previously on Dirt: 2 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:03,253 I thought we weren't talking. 3 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:06,590 We're not. I'm just calling to congratulate you. 4 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,927 What, is this an interview? 5 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:13,764 How's Holt? On the phone, just now. 6 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:17,226 - How do you know I was talking to Holt? - Body language. 7 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,602 I wasn't doing anything. OK. 8 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:22,231 How are you feeling today, Don? 9 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,274 - Weird. - "Weird" how? 10 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,944 Because I'm starting to feel normal. 11 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,863 Well, we'll keep an eye on those feelings of normalcy. 12 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:32,824 - Lucy, should I be following you... - That one's yours. 13 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,661 - Excuse me, that is my desk! - I know. 14 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:40,916 And you're here to convince me to buy your magazine. 15 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:45,045 But I must know, what's in it for Brent Barrow? 16 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:48,799 May I? 17 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:52,135 Your buzzards and my buzzards should have the principles hammered out 18 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:56,348 by the end of the week. I insist we celebrate. Ciao. 19 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:11,780 You're watching the stars like they're animals in a zoo. 20 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:13,407 You don't have to work tonight, Lucy. 21 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:16,743 You're a studio executive. If you're working, I'm working. 22 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:19,830 Look at these people. If there was any more ass kissing, 23 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,999 they'd be serving ChapStick with the champagne. 24 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:24,376 And I didn't invite you here for a story either. 25 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,962 - Really. - Really. I wanted to see you. 26 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,090 - At your studio's party. - So I wanted to impress you. 27 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:33,969 - All right. - My divorce is final as of Friday. 28 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,887 Starlets, beware. 29 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,683 Actually, I was thinking of gorgeous, 30 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,185 smart, successful magazine editors. 31 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,688 Well, I'll try to introduce you to some. 32 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:48,191 Oh, come on, you and I had something, maybe the timing was off, but... 33 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:51,695 That's it, the timing. Right. 34 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,114 So who is Dark Guardian? 35 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,247 - What do I get if I tell you? - It depends on how good it is. 36 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:00,245 - It's really good. - OK. 37 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:01,955 Yeah, why don't you take a look over my shoulder? 38 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:04,333 Black blazer, right by the bar. 39 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,044 Paul Trisko? 40 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,880 Our biggest TV cop is about to become our biggest movie star. 41 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,048 Wow. 42 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,924 Looks like it might just be my night tonight. 43 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:17,012 That's a pretty good cover, but the night's still young. 44 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:25,020 O'Connor. God, what a prick. 45 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,898 You really like sleeping alone? 46 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:35,364 Get a picture of Paul Trisko next to that poster. 47 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,575 OK. That Ted Coleman, he likes you. 48 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,373 - Hi. - How are you? 49 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,793 - Good. Nice to see you. - It's good to see you. 50 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,129 Lucy, this is Jasmine Ford. Jasmine, this is Lucy Spiller. 51 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,840 - We've met. How are you, Lucy? - Great. Thank you. 52 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,635 Lucy covered me taking care of my mom after her heart attack. 53 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,096 I wish I could say it was totally altruistic, 54 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,556 but she was up for an Academy Award. 55 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:06,144 - How are you, Holt? - Good. 56 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:09,940 Good. You know, we just started rehearsing on Fear Tactic. So... 57 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,608 I think you guys are going to be good together. 58 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,611 How about a cover? Me and Holt. 59 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,614 I don't know, make something up. Like we're the hottest couple in town. 60 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:21,159 - I'll think about it. - If my publicist gives you problems, 61 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:26,581 just call me directly. Holt, Darren Aronofsky, I have to say hi. 62 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,251 - Good to see you, Lucy. - You, too. 63 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,802 Ted Coleman, he's staring at you. 64 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,097 I told you he likes you. 65 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:49,938 - It's so good to see you, Lucy. - Oh, it's good to see you, Ted. 66 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,365 I got to take this. 67 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,869 Coleman. 68 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,204 Maybe we are meant to be together. 69 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,956 Yeah. 70 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,918 What's going on? 71 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,630 Are you shitting me? 72 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,677 All right, you shouldn't be calling me. 73 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,512 This one goes way higher up the pay grade. 74 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,806 I don't even want to know about this. 75 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:29,853 No, don't even say another word. No, honestly, just handle it. OK, bye. 76 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:51,750 - Did you miss me? - So much. 77 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:09,017 Cellulite, plastic surgery, hero pets, these are not covers. 78 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,978 - It was a slow week! - Not in Hollywood it wasn't. 79 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:14,314 Dark Guardian's being played by Paul Trisko. 80 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:17,901 - Are you serious? - Paul Trisko? He's the guy on... 81 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:21,696 Do you watch TV? He's a cop, the show's called The Precinct. 82 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,282 - They're releasing his name next week. - So we run it this week. 83 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,244 - No, we've got to get the costume! - What? 84 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,954 All right, maybe I'm slightly a comic book nut, 85 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:32,290 but it's not just about the actor, it's what he wears. 86 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:33,917 Every boy in the world wants to see it. 87 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,336 Someone's got news judgment. Where is the costume? 88 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,297 Well, it won't be at the studio. They'll be making it in secret. 89 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:40,590 I'll get Don on it. 90 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,177 - Hey, McPherson. - Yeah. 91 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:47,097 - Did you have that call traced? - Yeah, it's a tape library 92 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,599 for the TV show Snare a Cyber Predator. 93 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:53,019 Oh, child molesters, TV, I like it. 94 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,188 So who made this mysterious phone call last night? 95 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:58,275 - Someone who stays out of the story. - Yeah, I just don't get it. 96 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,236 They talk to little kids online, don't these morons ever think that 97 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,030 they could be talking to a cop or like a TV show? 98 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:07,033 Well, apparently not. Find out what that call was about. 99 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,620 The Cyber Predator blogs are hot. 100 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,623 - Excuse me? - The TV show, Snare a Cyber Predator. 101 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,501 The blogs are full of rumors. You know, one of them said they went online 102 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:20,463 with a staffer posing as 18, but on the air said she was 15. 103 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,757 How do you know about my story? 104 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,303 Well, in fairness to me, you really should minimize your browser. 105 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,639 - I did minimize it. - Excuse me. 106 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,434 - You want to horn in on this. - You're right, I'm sorry. 107 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,312 I was going to say I have a friend who works at the show, but you know what? 108 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,689 - It's your story. - Farber! 109 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,108 - What? - I know that you're eerily good at it, 110 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,986 - but don't play stupid. Who is he? - College roommate. 111 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:48,700 God. All right. On the byline, my name goes first. Call him. 112 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,661 You know what? I'm not sure I want to exploit him. 113 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:55,665 Exploit? He's performing a public service by exposing hypocrisy 114 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,543 - in the news business. - Do you believe your own bullshit? 115 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,128 No. 116 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:05,342 My girlfriend dumped me. She says I write garbage for a living. 117 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,678 Are we sharing now? 118 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:11,848 The reason that Liz dumped you is because you work too many nights. 119 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:16,019 In my defense, all the women I've slept with say I give them multiple orgasms. 120 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,857 OK, well, as far as non sequiturs go, not bad. 121 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,984 - Who are you calling? - Studio security guy. 122 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,237 I've been slipping him cash and premiere tickets for a year. 123 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:29,032 Hey, how did you like that Radiohead concert? 124 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,329 Hey, sweetie. 125 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:38,375 You look gorgeous. How are you doing? 126 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,115 You know what? I'm not supposed to tell you this, 127 00:07:41,215 --> 00:07:44,089 but you know those shoes that you wanted the other day? 128 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:47,050 Mom's probably going to buy them for you for your next... 129 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,225 You sneaky little shit. Who do you work for? 130 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,394 - Stay away from me! - I'm sorry, Mr. Trisko. 131 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,979 - I'm not stalking you. - Listen to me. 132 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,523 You follow me one more time, I'm going to put your ass in a car accident, 133 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:04,067 and you'll end up dead, you understand me? You understand me?! 134 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,277 Excuse me, sir, you're frightening your daughter. 135 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,825 Goddamn it! 136 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:20,625 The man who comes to the door thinks he's meeting a 13-year-old girl for sex. 137 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,752 Here he comes now. 138 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,338 Hi, Richard. I'm Jonathan. 139 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,799 Come on over here. Let's have a little chat. 140 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,427 - He's creepy. - What do you have in the bag? 141 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,054 You have some condoms? 142 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,309 It says in your chat transcript that you'd bring some condoms. 143 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,478 You're wondering who I am. 144 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:43,231 - McPherson. - Have you ever seen a TV show called... 145 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,941 What? 146 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:49,446 General counsel for everything? Thank you. 147 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,822 Progress? 148 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:54,451 Yeah, I got a list from the studio security of everybody who showed up 149 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,786 - after you got that call last night. - That call didn't happen. 150 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,580 - Right. - It's a total of five people. 151 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:03,668 McPherson! Sharing a story? 152 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,129 If I didn't have Human Resources breathing down my neck, 153 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,590 I'd say you were blowing him. Who were the five? 154 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,468 Well, I got Jonathan Chubb's manager and agent and a staff lawyer, 155 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,054 - and she got... - General counsel for the entire studio 156 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,764 - and the head of the studio. - O'Connor? 157 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,058 Farber's college roommate works there. 158 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,978 But Farber's feeling a little bit guilty about using him. 159 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:25,315 - That is absolutely not true. - Good thing. 160 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,278 Thank you. I appreciate that, making me look like a total asshole. 161 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,113 - You're welcome. - Thanks. 162 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,161 - Jasmine! Jasmine, over here! - Holt! Holt! 163 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,330 Hey, Jasmine! Jasmine! 164 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,499 Hi, are you two a couple? 165 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:46,586 We're not here to talk about ourselves. We're here to support Green Earth, 166 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,505 a cause we both strongly believe in. 167 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,591 Holt, do you think the Jews run Hollywood? 168 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:55,762 What? What are you talking about? Man, come on. 169 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:59,682 The Jews. You know, your dad. Do you agree with his opinions? 170 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:05,230 Well, it's... it's never been my belief, you know, it never has. 171 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,274 I don't think any one group runs Hollywood, you know, 172 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,734 whatever the hell that means. So... 173 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,654 Look, we're here for a good cause, so we need to get inside. 174 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,699 Holt McLaren facing tough questions at the Green Earth charity event. 175 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,702 The actor's father appeared on a Los Angeles talk show 176 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,539 announcing his new book, God Is White. 177 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,833 I truly believe Hollywood's bad for our country. 178 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,876 It's eating away at our morals, 179 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:30,296 and, well, everybody knows it's run by homosexuals and liberals 180 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:34,050 and other elements. Now, my son is a fine actor, 181 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:38,263 but I believe that he's afraid to talk about what's right. 182 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:41,432 Get the father in for an interview and call Holt's publicist as a courtesy. 183 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,643 What's that look on your face? Are you grinning? 184 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,895 Well, we've got two great stories and Holt's dad is a Nazi. 185 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,647 I mean, what could be better? 186 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:56,865 You dudes from Dirt. First Farber, now you. 187 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,117 I looked you up. 188 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:02,245 You're schizophrenic, you ran naked across your college quad screaming, 189 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,746 "I am a tomato." 190 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:07,458 I'm thinking if you'd had a head of lettuce you could've been a salad. 191 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:12,088 That's not funny. And it's not true. 192 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,591 - Sorry. - Medical records are supposed 193 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,926 - to be private. - Not to employment agencies, Don. 194 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:20,054 I am the peeping eyes of corporate America. 195 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,056 Plus, you got yourself a double-standard. 196 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,268 You don't want me to snoop on you, but you want me to do it on other people. 197 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,479 Hypocritical, maybe? Little bit? 198 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,899 Yeah, you're right. 199 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,945 I need wardrobe personnel at Sunset Tower Studios. 200 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,989 OK. 201 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,119 OK, here's one: gambling problem, massively in debt. 202 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,287 No. 203 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,998 - Crackhead. - No. 204 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,712 - Sick child. - Well, that sounds good. 205 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:56,049 Karpova, Anna: seamstress at Sunset Tower Studios. 206 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,676 Kid's got some crazy rare form of cancer, 207 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,637 insurance doesn't cover everything. 208 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,682 My cat had cancer. 209 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,476 - Kitten? - Cat. 210 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:07,644 Yeah... 211 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,035 - Anna? - Who are you? Do I know you? 212 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:28,248 I'm Don Konkey. Your son's name is Martin. 213 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,208 He has cancer. 214 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,461 - He needs surgery. You need money. - How do you know what my son has? 215 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,172 I'm sorry. I read a file. 216 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,466 I need to know where they make the Dark Guardian costume. 217 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:42,220 - The movie costume? - I'll give you a lot of money. 218 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,055 - Why would you pay for that? - I don't know. 219 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,433 - People want to know things. - God will punish me for that. 220 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:52,188 No, it's in the Bible. "Money answereth all things." Ecclesiastes 10:19. 221 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,941 "We have money for what we want, we cannot tell who put it in our hands." 222 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,652 Genesis 43:22. "We may spend that money 223 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,655 for whatever our hearts desire in the presence of the Lord and rejoice." 224 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,158 - Deuteronomy 14:26. - Are you crazy? 225 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,912 Yeah, but that's not important. Miracles aren't mystery. 226 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,581 We see the hand of God. He wants us to. 227 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,005 Twenty thousand for the Dark Guardian. 228 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,718 I don't know. 229 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,769 Mr. Proteau's office just called. He's the new owner. 230 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,689 He wants to meet you tomorrow at his hotel for lunch. 231 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,649 You do have lunch with your mother, though. 232 00:13:36,774 --> 00:13:39,944 Cancel my mother. Hey, Farber. Did you call your friend at Cyber Predator? 233 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,071 Yeah, I called him. I'm having dinner with him. 234 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,615 All right, it's not exploitation, it's journalism. 235 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:49,704 Hey, Don. Oh, my God, these are great. 236 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:53,041 Wow. Could Sharlee possibly look any worse? 237 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,878 Look at that dress. I mean, are you kidding? 238 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,088 I couldn't give that away at a yard sale. 239 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,467 - I bought it for her as a gift. - I said cover her, not marry her. 240 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,386 - Well, she's lonely. - Yeah, well, we're all lonely, Don. 241 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,181 - It's the human condition. - I know it's hard for you to think 242 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,058 of her as another person. 243 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,934 No, I just don't want to see you get hurt, honey. 244 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,355 Yeah, well, we all get hurt, Lucy, it's the human condition. 245 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,610 - I need 20 thousand. - Twenty thousand? 246 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,112 Yeah, God wants her to have the money. 247 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:26,699 - Who, Don? - Anna, she's my contact. 248 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,785 All right, well, God's not talking to you directly, right? 249 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,953 You're not hearing voices? 250 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,580 No, don't worry, Lucy. I'm fine. 251 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,166 Because if your medicine's not working, you know you have to tell me. 252 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,502 Yeah. God is not talking to me. 253 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,754 - But He did ask for 20 grand. - Yeah. 254 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,173 - All right. - I'll get the shot, though. 255 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,175 Hey, what the hell is this about? 256 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,261 I turn on the TV and find out you promised him a cover? 257 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,846 Really, are you trying to make this worse? 258 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,807 We didn't promise a cover. 259 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,267 But do you want this getting out to the competition? Because it will. 260 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,521 And you'll be Photoshopped with a swastika in front of you. 261 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,855 It'll be great for your career. 262 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,235 You're kidding me, right? 263 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,655 - He's here? I'm going to talk to him. - Oh, God. 264 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,533 - The whole... the general... - Hey, Pop. 265 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,411 Well, hey, son! You're looking good. 266 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,665 Glad you got rid of that earring. Made you look like a faggot. 267 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:19,710 Here we go with the "faggot" thing again, huh? What do you want? 268 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,923 What any father wants. To protect my child. 269 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:27,260 We could talk if you'd answer the phone when your old man calls. 270 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,387 Holt, let him do the interview. 271 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:32,014 You let all these people tell you what to do. 272 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,976 You know who really runs Hollywood, Holt. 273 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,979 - For godssakes, why don't you... - For God? That's smart. 274 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,190 That's a laugh. You save your spine for special occasions? 275 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,025 Pull it out when your old man's in town? 276 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,194 - My old man? - Yeah. 277 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:48,030 You're not my old man. Come on, you're just some guy who cruised in 278 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,200 and out of our lives when everyone else was sick of you hanging around. 279 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:55,329 - Holt, come on, let's go. - No, can you give us a second here? 280 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,415 OK. 281 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,927 What do you want? How much is it going to take? 282 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,183 I don't want your Hollywood money. 283 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,603 You know what I'd do with it? 284 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,521 I'd drink it, 285 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,232 and then I'd piss it out when I'm done. 286 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,277 Go home. 287 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,325 I got something to say. And I'm gonna say it. 288 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,078 People want to hear my brand of truth. 289 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,625 Well, I don't, all right? 290 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:48,174 - That guy's a sociopath. It scares me. - Can I talk to Lucy? 291 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,093 - Alone, please? - I don't know if that's a good idea. 292 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:55,598 - Please. Come on. - All right, I'll go get the car. 293 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,356 - You don't have to use this. - It doesn't matter. 294 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,024 He'll talk to whoever will listen. 295 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,194 I spent all this time hating him and it did me no good. 296 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,239 I do it again and I'm going to let him ruin everything I have now. 297 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:16,244 - That's how it works. - Yeah, the opposite of love isn't hate. 298 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:20,581 It's indifference. And I'm beginning to understand that, so... 299 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,711 Hey. 300 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,673 You know I'm on your side. 301 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,640 - Are you all set here? - Yeah, thank you. 302 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,642 Thank you very much. 303 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,855 I mean, I don't want to pressure you or anything like that. 304 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,109 So you're buying me an expensive dinner 305 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,236 to find out what happened on Cyber Predator. 306 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,863 Is this gesture, like, totally guilt-motivated? 307 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,700 Basically. Yeah. I mean, it's bad enough you're a gimp, 308 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,452 you know, but then to take advantage of our friendship... 309 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,997 That is worth one expensive dinner. 310 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,667 Oh, absolutely. You know we prefer the term "handicapped." 311 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,336 - FYI. - Thank you. 312 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,089 - I don't want you to lose your job. - They won't fire me. 313 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,259 It's bad publicity. Plus, I fill, like, three quotas. 314 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:18,723 So you went to J-School to work for Dirt Now? 315 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,016 Yeah. 316 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,893 You know, you went to film school to work on a TV show about perverts. 317 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,229 We're living the dream, aren't we? 318 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,776 Look, what's going on over there? 319 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:37,950 A tape's missing from a show done out in Panorama City. 320 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,829 Some editor asks where it is, the place fills up with lawyers. 321 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,539 You have any idea what's on the tape? 322 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,417 I know a girl who's an assistant production manager who might. 323 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,086 - Well, can you call her for me? - How much are you gonna pay her? 324 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:53,215 - Pay? - Money. You guys pay, right? 325 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,719 - It depends on what she has. - The head of the studio showed up. 326 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,971 Well, then I'll ask about the money. 327 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,558 And could we do this kind of soon? Maybe? 328 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,728 She gets off around nine. We could meet up, say, ten? 329 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,439 Cool. And you're not going to get in trouble for this? 330 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:11,108 Don't worry. We'll leave me out of it. 331 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,278 These people better show up. 332 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,198 When Lucy smells a story and doesn't get it she can be such a prick. 333 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,783 Tell me about it. 334 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,910 She's also the best in the business. 335 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,996 So, you know, maybe a little bit of respect is due. 336 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,916 I'm sorry, I was addressing the other side of your mouth. 337 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,294 Here they come. 338 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,342 Hi, guys. 339 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,011 Tyler Beckman, Willa McPherson. 340 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,262 Becky Walters. 341 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,430 - Hi. - Hello. 342 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:42,556 - Hi. - Hi. 343 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,559 - So, Becky, what do you know? - Well, what do you know? 344 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,561 - Missing tape. - Yes, yes, yes. 345 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,731 Missing and probably shredded, burned and buried. 346 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,150 But I might be able to get my hands on a copy. 347 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,612 - How much? - Well, I heard you paid 300 grand 348 00:19:56,779 --> 00:20:00,241 for some stupid wedding pictures. I get half a million. 349 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,451 To tell you the truth, I'd almost tell you for nothing. 350 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,955 I'm so sick of these dickheads. But I won't. 351 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,750 What you get rocks! What you get is the biggest story since Monica Lewinsky 352 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,295 skimped on her dry cleaning bill. When I get the cash. 353 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,133 Well, we're not authorized to spend that kind of money, 354 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,467 so let me just make a phone call. 355 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,970 I hear from you by noon tomorrow or I open the bidding, OK? 356 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,764 - If you just wait a second... - Honey, next time come prepared. 357 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:29,270 And Tyler gets a quarter mil. A sort of finder's fee. Let's go. 358 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,480 I thought you wanted to be kept out of this. 359 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:35,609 For a quarter mil I can be in. I'm thinking about pimping my ride. 360 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,654 - Let's go. - Yeah. OK. 361 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,995 Are you out of your goddamn minds? You let them walk away? 362 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,289 - They wanted 750. - Yeah, what did you want us to do? 363 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,083 - Call me. - She wouldn't give us time, OK? 364 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,127 - It was a negotiating tactic. - Then tell them anything. 365 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,503 Tell them that money is no problem. 366 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,922 You don't ever risk them going to the competition. 367 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,966 Come on, McPherson, you know better than that. 368 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,342 I'm sorry. 369 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,888 I'm pissed that you screwed up. 370 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,140 But I'm even more pissed off that you're such a chicken-shit 371 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,184 you couldn't call and tell me. 372 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,270 Hey, Lucy, this just came in. 373 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:15,357 Holt McLaren at a white supremacy rally when he was a teenager. 374 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:20,529 Call his publicist. Tell her I want to do an interview. I'll do it myself. 375 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,830 This will be good, man. Tell wardrobe I'm going to be a little late. 376 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,916 I need to do an interview, all right? 377 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,375 Thanks, man. 378 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,546 - Hey, there. - We defended you on our website. 379 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,633 Come on, you've got to be kidding me. 380 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,384 Well, obviously my father sent this to you, right? 381 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,554 Is there anything else you want to tell me? Campaign donations? 382 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,556 An uncle who shot a Civil Rights leader? 383 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,226 Come on. Let's go in here. 384 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,314 - So, what is it you want, Lucy? - Not to be made a fool of. 385 00:21:55,439 --> 00:22:00,069 Come on, that's bullshit. I mean, what do you care about any of this? 386 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:04,281 Why do you give a shit what happens to me? Is it because you feel something? 387 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:08,202 - Don't worry, I'll get over it. - Then if that's the way you feel, 388 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,329 then why don't you join the feeding frenzy? 389 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,791 I mean, we all know you got plenty of shit on me. 390 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,753 You know that I sold Julia out for what, for a magazine cover. 391 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,964 And, hell, she'd probably still be alive had she'd not met me. 392 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,007 Come on, she didn't die because she knew you. 393 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:26,387 Yeah, we screwed up. We did. 394 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,974 And believe it or not, there isn't a day that goes by that I don't regret it. 395 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:34,228 But we did not kill Julia Mallory. 396 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,777 I forgot what the rally was. 397 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,863 I mean, come on, I was ten years old. 398 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,449 Look... 399 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,081 My old man came and picked me up. He told my mom he was taking me 400 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,125 and my sister to a picnic. 401 00:22:56,292 --> 00:23:00,838 I ate hot dogs. I had my first beer that day. 402 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:06,218 - What? - It's crazy. 403 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:10,556 - Tell me. - My old man won a shooting contest. 404 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,726 I mean, these guys were throwing beer bottles up in the air 405 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:16,562 and he was picking them off like they were inches in front of his face. 406 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:20,524 - And you were proud. - Yeah. 407 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,823 You know, all the anger just went away. 408 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,703 And he gave me the gun. And I still have the damn thing. 409 00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:35,623 I mean, that's crazy, right? 410 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:37,833 No. 411 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,960 Not at all. 412 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,380 I mean, you know, you think you get where you want to go in life 413 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,549 and everything would just settle. You know? 414 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,346 It just gets more complicated. 415 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:56,477 You're not the same person you were six months ago. 416 00:23:58,854 --> 00:23:59,897 Neither are you. 417 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,694 Do me a favor. 418 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,365 Go out with Jasmine tonight and be seen. 419 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,576 A black girlfriend trumps a Nazi dad. 420 00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,705 You just said you were on my side, remember? 421 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,712 You didn't have to tell me that. I know. 422 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,634 - I got to go. - Wait, are you sure? 423 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,804 Come on. Do you? 424 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:35,557 - We can't do this, Holt. - No, you can't do this. 425 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,060 It's bad. 426 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,063 It's so bad. 427 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,777 All we need is one reporter to start digging, and, 428 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,446 I mean, scandal isn't even the word for it. 429 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:56,412 I might have a career left. You wouldn't. 430 00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:01,250 Come on, this isn't about careers, but keep telling yourself that. 431 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,254 You may even convince yourself it's the truth one of these days, you know? 432 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:22,271 Put your seatbelt on. 433 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,526 It's just a movie costume. 434 00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:30,946 Look, I signed something. For my job. 435 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:35,576 Your son's surgery is $48,000. The insurance only covers 28. 436 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,246 Here's the other 20. 437 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,626 Until recently, my world was all hallucinations. 438 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,504 I never knew what was real. Now, I do. 439 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:52,426 Is a movie costume real? No. Your son is real. 440 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:04,980 Warehouse. 2232 Wilmer. Downtown. First floor in the back. 441 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,816 Mr. Trisko has a fitting at 11:00. 442 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,281 Thank you. 443 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,348 - What else? - OK, "Best and Worst Dressed," 444 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:42,267 you get pages in an hour, "Who's Gay and Who's Not," they're still laying out, 445 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:45,312 "Dark Guardian," if they get Don's film they can finish in 20 minutes. 446 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,189 We also have "Soap Stars and Their Brownstones." 447 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:50,067 Let's push that closer to the Daytime Emmys or the end of time, 448 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,361 - whichever's first. - OK. 449 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,365 Line one. It's a hospital in Oregon. 450 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:59,660 Someone's been in a car accident and he gave them your name. 451 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,205 This is Lucy Spiller. 452 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,173 Can we get this thing moving? Come on, where's the costume? 453 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,884 Come on, I want to be out of here in time to pick up my kid. 454 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,722 I'm busy. 455 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,060 Yeah. 456 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,563 Don, your brother's been in a car accident. 457 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:31,358 - How bad is it? - He's OK, but he needs you. 458 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,820 OK, he didn't know how to reach you so he told them to call me. 459 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:38,073 I made a reservation, 2:30 to Portland, and the ticket's waiting. 460 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,742 Lucy, I promised I'd get this shot. 461 00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:44,413 - I'll get somebody else. - I'm in an air vent. 462 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:47,166 Don, listen to me. I'm going to put Kenny on. 463 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,877 Give him your information. I'll find someone else to take the shot. 464 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:53,672 OK? You need to leave now. Call me when you get there. 465 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,967 OK, I'm putting Kenny on. Hold on. 466 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,389 - Kenny! - Yeah. 467 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,433 I want you to find out exactly where Don is 468 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,102 and send that guy David whatever-his-name-is with a camera 469 00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,770 and tell him not to wear expensive clothes. 470 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,691 - OK, you have your lunch at one. So... - All right. Pick up Don. 471 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,288 I'm Lucy. You must be Adam. 472 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:29,458 Good to put a face to the name. 473 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,544 Come, lunch is on the way. 474 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,551 Please. 475 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,765 Do you like men? 476 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:51,146 - Specifically or generally? - Lesbians don't care. 477 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:55,025 Straight women, many of them hate men. 478 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:59,154 - Thank you. - They should. We treat them like shit. 479 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:03,825 I like some men. 480 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:07,788 Do you have an editorial philosophy? 481 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:10,874 Figure out what the readers want before they know what they want 482 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,168 - and give it to them. - That's not good enough. 483 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,462 Make them want what they don't want, 484 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:17,631 you raise your circulation. 485 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:20,342 - You're very well paid. - When my contract is up, 486 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:23,220 - you'll have to pay me more. - Brent Barrow says the website 487 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,932 can produce more revenue. He wants editorial control. 488 00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:30,310 Brent Barrow shouldn't be in control of the air conditioning, 489 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,728 let alone the website. 490 00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:37,192 This story on a TV show, Cyber Predator. Seven hundred fifty for a source? 491 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,195 You want circulation or do you want me to be cautious? 492 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,863 Touché. 493 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:46,451 I had a call from a friend at the studio. They want us to drop the story. 494 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,495 Well, I can't think of a better reason not to drop it. 495 00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:51,832 - I agree with you. - We're going to get along. 496 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:55,711 In life, as in our dreams, 497 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,588 it's not how far we go together. 498 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:01,758 It's what we do when we get there. 499 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,888 Lunch. 500 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,771 Oh, boy. 501 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,943 I figured out what's wrong with all of your copy. 502 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,571 Well, do tell, Maxwell Perkins. 503 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:26,867 - Who's Maxwell Perkins? - Enough said. 504 00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,827 See, that's your problem. 505 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,789 I don't know who this Perkins is and frankly, you know, 506 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,584 I really don't give a shit unless he's got a three-picture deal at Warner 507 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:38,253 or he's a terrific source. 508 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:42,424 You, on the other hand, I swear to God, you always have to prove 509 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,177 that you're the smartest guy in the class. 510 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:47,763 And it shows up in your copy. 511 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:51,725 I don't know, maybe that's what happens when you go to Harvard. 512 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:56,730 You feel like you're above all of this, but the truth is that you love it. 513 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,775 You're just too insecure to admit it. 514 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,944 So... do we have a deal? 515 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:06,114 - When did you get like this? - Working for a TV studio. 516 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:09,284 Well, money's not a problem. Do you have the footage? 517 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:12,287 Yeah, I used my new cell phone that day. Really great quality. 518 00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:16,291 - I transferred it to this. - Nice. 519 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:20,170 Holt McLaren woke up today to more bad news. 520 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:23,632 In the wake of his father's attention-grabbing remarks on race, 521 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:26,927 Hollywood and gay people, his sometime girlfriend Jasmine Ford 522 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,971 - seems to have had enough. - I did not break up with Holt 523 00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:32,849 for the simple reason we were never an item to begin with. 524 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:35,685 We're just two people making a movie together. 525 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:40,315 Holt McLaren comes to us to fire back tomorrow in a special live interview 526 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:42,025 on Access Hollywood. 527 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:48,990 - We spent 750. - We got a bargain. 528 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:53,954 What? You're kidding me? OK, where? Where is he? OK, I'm going there. 529 00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:58,208 That guy running is their production manager. 530 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,293 She says the minute he got the call he went crazy. 531 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:02,295 You can see why they burned and buried their tapes. 532 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:05,048 - Trust me, get back in the car. Please. - What are you talking about? 533 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:09,511 Jesus, Paul Trisko likes 15-year-old girls. 534 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,222 Actually, Lucy, 13. 535 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,183 Well, goodbye Dark Guardian and hello Neverland. 536 00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,978 Get back in the car and get out of here. 537 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,857 - What the hell's he carrying? - Teddy bear and a bottle of booze. 538 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:24,860 Well, got to love a pedophile who's a romantic. 539 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,905 So do you think this Becky girl will be OK in court if we get sued? 540 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,491 - She seems smart. - Tyler will be a great witness. 541 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,035 Yeah, well, the studio could always say this video 542 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:35,912 had nothing to do with Cyber Predator. 543 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:40,375 I think I'll have to do to Jonathan Chubb what he does to everyone else. 544 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,919 Congratulations, guys. You did great. 545 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,589 Drink up, go home and have some terrific sex. 546 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:51,928 What, you two haven't done it yet? Sorry. 547 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:10,071 Hey, Jason. 548 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,491 Donny. 549 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,411 I must be bad if you're here. 550 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:21,416 I haven't seen you in, what, like five years? 551 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,002 Ten in July. 552 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,588 It's good to see you. 553 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:31,343 Oh, no, don't move. You have a fractured arm 554 00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:33,762 and you've broken your leg in three places. 555 00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,931 They put you together with titanium. 556 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,642 And you have a grade-two concussion. 557 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:41,436 - I don't remember any of it. - You were drunk. 558 00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:44,356 Three times over the state limit. 559 00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:46,483 Did I hurt anyone? 560 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:52,364 I don't know. They say you hit a tree and a parked car. 561 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,202 Are you still, you know...? 562 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,079 - Crazy? - Yeah. 563 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,915 Kind of. You know, but better. 564 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,960 - Nice balloons. - Yeah. 565 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,629 Well, you liked them when you were nine. 566 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:11,591 You broke your leg sliding into third. It's the same leg. 567 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:15,971 - How long you staying for? - I don't know. 568 00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:19,307 Does anyone else know? 569 00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:23,144 Let's keep it that way, OK? 570 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:26,815 This is far out, man. 571 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,276 You taking care of me. 572 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,194 That's what we do. 573 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:33,446 We take care of each other. 574 00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:35,699 So this has been a hard time for you. 575 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:40,662 Well, it's difficult having a father like mine. 576 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:43,832 But it's been going on for a long time, so... 577 00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:45,542 So you still carry some resentment? 578 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:49,546 Well, he abandoned my mom and my sister and me when we were kids. 579 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:54,301 So it's not like I didn't know that he could say or do stupid things, you know? 580 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:57,846 But there are people out there who are saying that you should object more 581 00:34:57,971 --> 00:35:02,142 - to what he is saying. - Well, I probably could have 582 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,978 taken a stronger stance, but, you know, 583 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,855 I hope that I made my feelings pretty clear. 584 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,858 - Yeah. - I find what he says disgusting. 585 00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:11,985 Anything that you would do differently now? 586 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:15,030 Well, I can't seem to do the one thing that a lot of people 587 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:19,159 think that I should do. I just can't pretend that he's not a human being. 588 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,620 He's still my father, so... 589 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:26,666 We're here with Holt McLaren and we will be right back. 590 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:33,048 - Hi. - How am I doing? 591 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:37,719 You're doing good. You are... You're serious, but emotional. 592 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:42,098 You are thoughtful, but warm. That's how you get an "A." 593 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,684 Who needs a crisis manager? I have you, right? 594 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,021 It's nice to know I can find a new line of work. 595 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,690 You just can't stand my appreciating your help, can you? 596 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:54,235 Yeah, well, it's complicated. 597 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,406 You don't think I know that? I know that better than you. Come on. 598 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,200 You ought to get back. 599 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:01,785 All right, I'll talk to you later. 600 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:05,747 The art department says you have ten minutes to transmit a new cover. 601 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,916 Legal says Cyber Predator is out of the question. 602 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,834 - That's bullshit. - Right. 603 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,254 - The guy at Legal was pretty adamant. - Send the goddamn cover. 604 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,424 - OK. - Lucy, they're here. 605 00:36:17,092 --> 00:36:18,259 Really? 606 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,059 Hello. 607 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:31,147 Oh, no, no, sit. There's no need for manners now. 608 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:39,572 So this is quite a charge, Lucy. 609 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,409 Miss Spiller, you're playing around with people's lives. 610 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:46,871 Neither Mr. Chubb, nor I, nor Mr. Coleman here knows anything about this. 611 00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:50,375 And I can assure you that Paul Trisko is no pedophile. 612 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,252 Well, you might be right, Mr. O'Conner 613 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,962 because he left before he got the chance. 614 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:56,965 I won't have the integrity of my show questioned like that. 615 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,592 He was pushed back into a car. 616 00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,929 Could be anywhere. Maybe he went to a party, he wasn't invited, 617 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,639 security told him to go home. 618 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:07,142 You don't believe I have a tape, do you? 619 00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:08,476 Do you? 620 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:12,230 Well, he was carrying a blue teddy bear and a cheap bottle of Scotch, 621 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:15,150 Benson's or Barton's something. 622 00:37:15,316 --> 00:37:17,485 The house across the street was 521. 623 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,989 And you shot that show at 524 Delaware, Panorama City. 624 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:25,785 - Should I go on? - What kind of business are you running? 625 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,748 I will get to the bottom of this. I'll go public if I find out 626 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:31,708 that you covered up for a child molester. 627 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:35,295 It's his show. His production company. We knew nothing about it. 628 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:38,840 You know, Paul Trisko will be off the lot in an hour. 629 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:42,135 Well, you sort of just admitted it. 630 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,554 Look, anyone involved will be fired. 631 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,599 Then you'll have to fire yourself. 632 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:51,603 I know that Mr. Coleman wasn't there, but what were you doing 633 00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:54,272 in the show's tape library at midnight? 634 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,900 That's right. We have that story, too. 635 00:37:57,025 --> 00:38:00,236 I've heard enough. I'm getting the hell out of here. 636 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:07,535 Wait, wait, wait. Right there. 637 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,913 Why is Jonathan Chubb looking at the furniture? 638 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,874 Because he's looking for cameras. That whole losing-his-temper bullshit? 639 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,919 That's because he knows we have video and he's playing to the balcony. 640 00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,755 Our Paul Trisko tape's been on the website 21 minutes. 641 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,924 - Four million hits, the server crashed. - Wow. 642 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:24,093 It's all over the news. Every story mentions Dirt Now. 643 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:27,055 I told you the cover would be fine. Do you trust me now? 644 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:28,932 Yes. 645 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,559 Don't be ridiculous. Never trust me. 646 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:40,068 So I have a couple sitcom tapings I've just got to pop into really quick. 647 00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:43,196 - Are you sure you can't hang out? - No, I have dinner with an advertiser. 648 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:48,076 So you drove 16 blocks just to say hi? I'm flattered. 649 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,578 You know that night you got the phone call? 650 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,915 - You left your phone out on purpose. - Really? 651 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:58,336 You said something about "higher up the pay grade" so I'd be tempted. 652 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,840 Your boss knew about Paul Trisko, and you knew he knew, 653 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:06,010 - and you got me to do the story. - Do you really think I'm that smart? 654 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,471 You have your boss's job. 655 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:10,974 A man faces a difficult situation. 656 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:14,894 Let's just say the man is me. He knows about a problem, 657 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:17,772 but he can't say anything because it's gone way too far. 658 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:22,151 His boss won't do anything because he's protecting his ass. 659 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:25,572 So, what's this man supposed to do? 660 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:30,285 He lets someone turn it into a great story. 661 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:32,912 And he looks like a hero. 662 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,956 And the studio doesn't make a hundred-million-dollar movie 663 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,792 that would've tanked if the child molester story had come out. 664 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:41,462 And a bad guy lost his job. And it just so happens a good guy got it. 665 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,591 Every so often, life is fair. 666 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:47,468 - You used me. - Excuse me, my dear. 667 00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:51,014 Who used who? That's cute.