1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:01,084 Previously on Dirt: 2 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:04,171 - How are you feeling today, Don? - Weird. 3 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:08,091 - "Weird" how? - Because I'm starting to feel normal. 4 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,928 Well, we'll keep an eye on those feelings of normalcy. 5 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:13,597 - Hey, Brent. - Spiller. 6 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,349 - You're... - Alive. 7 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,142 - Are you back for good? - Looks like it. 8 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:24,775 - You can't run those photos. - I wish I had other options, I do. 9 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,360 But I'm looking at a deadline here, 10 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:30,280 so unless you tell me what happened to Aundre G, you leave me no choice. 11 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:34,284 Tweety had his head, OK? In a jar. 12 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:40,040 Take my boy, Aundre G. 13 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,875 Y'all don't mind if he sits in a hand, do you? 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,961 Tweety loves church. 15 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,468 As you all know, I recently spent some time at St. Edmunds 16 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,388 after a rebuttal to one of my articles. 17 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:56,557 It is an incredible institution, which I'm sure, 18 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:59,935 so many of you have counted on. So Hollywood, please, 19 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,480 not that Botox and call girls aren't important... 20 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,691 ...but if you could take half the money that you spend on that 21 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:08,944 and leave it here tonight, we could build this wing in a week. 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,779 Thank you so much. 23 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,618 There's some malnourished twins that seem to have rented 24 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,204 - a permanent stall in the ladies room. - Coke or vomit? 25 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,373 - Dealer's choice. - I love options. 26 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:24,084 Knock on the stall and see if you can borrow a cup of blow. Take a shooter. 27 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,544 - Lucy! - How are you? 28 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,713 - Fine, thanks. Good to see you. - Good to see you. 29 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:31,133 Farber, ease up on the Old Spice before you burn a hole in the ozone layer. 30 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:34,344 Well, I'm not sure, but I think an A-list heterosexual actor 31 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,471 just asked me if I'd like to go camping. 32 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,307 Somebody's about to go Brokeback. 33 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,018 Yeah, I'm sure that's what my parents took out a second mortgage for 34 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:44,229 - to get me through j-school. - Oh, come on, be a team player. 35 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,189 - There's no "I" in "blow job." - "I" in... What? 36 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:50,861 - Lucy! Look at you! - Hi. 37 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:54,114 Great night for the hospital, Lucy. You remember our son, Craig. 38 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,116 - I'm gonna get a drink. - Oh, of course. 39 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,242 - Hello. - Hello. 40 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,871 - Well, you look wonderful. - Thanks for showing up, Cassie. 41 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:03,957 Well, why wouldn't I? I've weathered much bigger storms 42 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,293 than your magazine's attempt to discredit me. 43 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:09,379 Well, you did give a hand-job to your campaign manager in a parking lot. 44 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,007 An egregious error in judgment, I admit. 45 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:14,009 But you'll be happy to know that we are in counseling 46 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,469 and we have recommitted to the marriage. 47 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:19,848 You know, Lucy, a marriage is not judged by the actions that one takes 48 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:24,311 in the good times, but rather how you step up during the moments of crisis. 49 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,396 I already heard that speech on ET. 50 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:31,777 Well, regardless, I'm willing to have Dirt come to a little photo-op 51 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,945 of the family around the breakfast table. 52 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:37,282 Wow. That would be riveting for my readers. 53 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,493 You know, before I left acting, you would have kissed my ass 54 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:42,245 in Macy's window to get an interview with me inside my home. 55 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:45,415 Well, now you're running for Senate, and Dirt doesn't back politicians. 56 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,960 - You have my number. - I sure do. 57 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:52,756 Such a shame about Julia Mallory. I always liked her. 58 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:59,888 Hey, get close to their son, Craig. Get a read on the happy couple. 59 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,766 Her husband looks like he's got a bomb strapped to his chest. 60 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,102 All right, I'll ice up a nipple and start chatting. 61 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,938 He may not want to talk, but I think his 18-year-old hormones 62 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:11,483 - might want to meet me for coffee. - Wow, somebody's growing up. 63 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:13,944 Hi, Lucy. 64 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,655 Hi, Prince. 65 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,410 Hey, Craig. I'm Willa. 66 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:26,289 I just heard your father telling someone what a gifted athlete you are. 67 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:29,626 Actually, my true gift lies in the oral arts. 68 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,421 Wow, that's smooth, you should write for Hallmark. 69 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:36,091 Not to worry. I don't do reporters. 70 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:40,929 I hope everyone at your magazine gets cancer and dies. Ciao. 71 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,768 Got another surgery next month coming up. 72 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,557 There's not a day that goes by I'm not in pain. 73 00:03:48,657 --> 00:03:50,564 But, you know, what birth isn't painful, right? 74 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:54,401 I never meant for that to happen. I... It's not the way I do business. 75 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:58,822 - I'm truly sorry. - Between the drugs, the women 76 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,782 and all the other people I chose to hang out with, 77 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,660 it was just a matter of time before I lost everything I really cared about. 78 00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,413 Tweety did me a favor. 79 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:10,208 Wow, it's amazing how you can feel that way. 80 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,086 Doors and windows open and shut all the time. 81 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,464 You of all people should know that, Lucy. 82 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,842 - Yeah, I try to keep mine locked. - Well, bad things didn't happen to you 83 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,510 and I because we're bad. 84 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:24,222 They happened because we weren't paying attention to what's important. 85 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:27,559 - Is that why the book? - Everyone was talking about my loss 86 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:31,646 of a basketball career like it was the loss of my God-given gift. 87 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,232 The people in my life are my God-given gift. 88 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,693 This book is my making amends. 89 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,362 I'll send you a copy. 90 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,323 Prince? Is that you? 91 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:45,202 Hi, Boots. What's up? 92 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:49,289 Oh, man! You gotta give that nigga his due. 93 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:52,626 When he does something, he does it all the way. 94 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,131 She's Tweety's property. 95 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:00,759 And the one constant with people who associate with Tweety 96 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:04,221 is one day it'll be their turn. 97 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,726 - Take care, Lucy. - You, too. 98 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,165 So the obvious conclusion is that he got her pregnant 99 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,959 while they were away in Africa filming. 100 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:37,587 Meanwhile, his wife, seven months pregnant with their third, 101 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,257 sat back in Ojai gaining weight like it was a contest. 102 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,008 It's nicely played, but it's not him. 103 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,593 He had a vasectomy two weeks before the shoot. 104 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,596 - Yeah, but how do we know that? - Because his urologist 105 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,098 doesn't pay his secretary enough. 106 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,852 All right, guys, what do we know about Tweety McDaniel? 107 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,479 He's violent and he chopped off Aundre G's head. 108 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:57,357 Thanks, scoop. All right, looks like Alan's gonna be in charge 109 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,277 - of all things obvious. - You did it. Yeah. 110 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,154 - Naomi? - Lil' Boots is his biggest client, 111 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,447 she was at the fundraiser last night. 112 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,700 She's gone platinum twice since her move from hip-hop to R&B. 113 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,493 And she has an incredible voice. 114 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:12,122 Did you know that "Naomi" spelled backward is "I moan"? 115 00:06:12,289 --> 00:06:14,791 Wow. Did you know I'm a brown belt and can kick your nuts 116 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,627 up into your throat so deep that you'll be able to wash them when you gargle? 117 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:20,964 - Did you know you're immature? - Did you know that? 118 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,028 Why don't you two see what you can dig up on Tweety? 119 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,802 It's kind of a non-story. I mean, why now? 120 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,637 Because I like screwing with him. 121 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,099 You don't call people back? 122 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,727 My cell's kind of not been working very well. 123 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:36,646 Think it has anything to do with it being a six-year-old piece of shit? 124 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:41,026 I want you to do some snooping around our would-be senator's house. 125 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:44,279 - Do some surveillance. - What, the Hopes? What's the story? 126 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:48,283 Cassie Hope is addicted to drama. It's her norm. She can't function without it. 127 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:54,497 So you want me to sit out front of the Hopes' house and just kind of wait? 128 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,542 Are you sure there's not a, you know, a flower show or panda birth 129 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:59,419 - I could attend instead? - Looks like somebody had 130 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:03,340 their irony shots today. Come on, that Craig kid's a loose cannon. 131 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,592 Probably knows all that shit we wrote about his mom is true. 132 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,845 - Just give it 24 hours. - OK. 133 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,349 - Can I take my photograph now? - Oh, Don. 134 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:15,852 All right. 135 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,605 It's a lot lighter than last time. 136 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,691 All right. 137 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,446 That's quite a scrap book you got going on there, Donny. 138 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,823 Barrow. 139 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:32,285 So, what's this I hear about you snooping around Tweety McDaniel? 140 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:36,498 You really want to know? I know how hard it is for you to keep a secret. 141 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,709 Maybe you should have used that tongue when Julia Mallory attacked you. 142 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,461 Oh, my God, you could have hacked her to pieces. 143 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,881 - Well, this is fun. - So is this your way of punishing me 144 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:47,425 for screwing up the magazine when you were in the hospital? 145 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,220 Humiliating me by pushing me to the periphery? 146 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:54,057 - I mean, I did the best I could. - I know you did. That's the problem. 147 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,726 You really did do the best you could. 148 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:58,812 Nicely done. 149 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,400 Brent, what do you want me to say? It doesn't matter. 150 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,277 No, what you're saying is I don't matter. 151 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,239 Yeah, but in a much nicer way. 152 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,509 Come on, we've already had this conversation. 153 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,052 You're right here in front of the neighbors. 154 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:34,597 It doesn't matter, Mom! You've said that a million times already! 155 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:36,975 Nice! 156 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,144 Nice. 157 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,023 Lucy, I'll never doubt you again. 158 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,400 Why do you always get to do what you want to do? 159 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:49,779 - I will be back... - You're ridiculous, Mom. 160 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,114 I love you, Mom! 161 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,784 Great! Later, Mom! 162 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,953 Bye, Mom! 163 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,043 Hey! Hold up a sec! 164 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,128 Hey, hey, hey... 165 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,549 Hey, hey, you OK? 166 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,968 Who the hell are you? 167 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,974 I'm a photographer... for a magazine. 168 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:23,813 The lady I work for, she'd be really interested in what you have to say. 169 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,072 It's what I do. 170 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,414 Hey, she does that all the time, man. 171 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,337 I don't even have to do anything anymore. 172 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,256 You want a... you want a real story? 173 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:51,674 Sure. 174 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,558 I got to eat here more often. 175 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,685 We thought you'd like the salad. 176 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,021 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 177 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:09,317 It was a joke. Salad's green and money's green and... 178 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,028 Ho with an axe to grind. 179 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:15,698 - Is she willing to talk? - I don't know. Call her and ask. 180 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,079 I want six orders of the chicken piccata to go. 181 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,040 No skimping on the capers, please don't drown it in lemon. 182 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,293 And put it on Barbie and Dane Cook's tab. 183 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,920 Very well, sir. 184 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,090 Mr. Proteau! Are you disappointed your bid 185 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,843 for cable giant Andromeda Entertainment was rejected? 186 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,804 Do you think this has anything to do with your unconventional lifestyle? 187 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,723 I like women. I like going to parties. 188 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:45,436 The women in my life walk in through the front door and leave the same way. 189 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:50,108 I inherited 50 million dollars when I was 20. 190 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,736 In 14 years, I have turned it into two and a half billion. 191 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,947 That is the true fruit of my labor. 192 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,617 The deal fell through because they would like to keep ownership domestic. 193 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,911 Simple. Thank you. 194 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,292 They have separate bedrooms. 195 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:10,253 They haven't slept together in years. It's all bullshit. 196 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,046 I'd like to see that. 197 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,049 - I have something better. - Yeah? 198 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:20,597 Yep. I think you're going to want to see their wine cellar. 199 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,313 Go ahead. 200 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,490 This is a sex dungeon. 201 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,868 Yep. 202 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:44,746 So secret, they don't even know that I know it's here. 203 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,539 Wow. 204 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,626 Yeah, when I was six, I heard them down here. 205 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,045 And they thought I was asleep. 206 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,297 It scared the shit out of me. 207 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,966 I'll bet. Wow. 208 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,307 They never saw me. 209 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,019 This is going to be an incredible story. 210 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,358 Yeah. 211 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,401 But you'll never tell it. 212 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,053 Let me out of this, you freak! 213 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,848 What do you want? 214 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,731 "What do I want?" "What do I want?" 215 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:54,899 Man... 216 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,738 If I could answer that question... question... 217 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,121 You know, I guess it would be what we all want, really. 218 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:11,416 You know... peace on earth, 219 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,418 good will towards men. Yes! 220 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,467 You shouldn't be upset. 221 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,721 It's what I do. 222 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,231 How old were you when Tweety raped you? 223 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,276 Seventeen... the first time. 224 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,403 What was your relationship like before that? 225 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:44,949 Relationship? People don't have relationships with Tweety. 226 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,035 Just because a dog wags its tail from time to time 227 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,954 doesn't mean that it won't tear your throat out given half a chance. 228 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,832 Were you ever sexual with him prior to the rape? 229 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,127 Everybody who gets into business with Tweety gets that way with him. 230 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,922 No matter. Women and men. 231 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,966 Wow. Was it ever consensual? 232 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,595 About as consensual as sex after a beating down can be. 233 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:09,807 He did what he did 17 years ago and I got my baby girl, Alisha, to prove it. 234 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,018 And why are you willing to come forward now? 235 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:16,022 You print that I'm thinking about suing him, he'll settle. 236 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,232 - Meaning? - He's got a whole lot more to lose now. 237 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,361 Yeah, but a rape 17 years after the fact and back child support 238 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,821 aren't exactly what's needed to bring this man to his knees. 239 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:27,742 Sweetheart, ain't nothing going to bring Tweety McDaniel to his knees. 240 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,535 That's your fight. 241 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,247 Right now, I'd be willing to settle for just a little justice. 242 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,551 - What do you want? - Hi, I'm Brent Barrow. 243 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,014 The publisher of Dirt Now magazine. 244 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:55,186 I spoke to your lawyer, he said to come on by. 245 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,613 - Adam Proteau? - None other. 246 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:13,371 Don't be hurt. They think Jon Favreau is going to stop by. 247 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,717 Come. 248 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,895 Don, Don... 249 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,190 If I don't sterilize these burns with vinegar, 250 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,109 the infection could set in. 251 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,862 And what kind of host would I be if I were to let that happen? 252 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:54,120 What in God's name...? What is going on? Who is he? 253 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,705 Please! 254 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:59,709 Please, your son invited me in, and then he knocked me out! 255 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,544 - Craig? - He's a liar! 256 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,881 He's a paparazzi, Mom! Hit him! Hit him! 257 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,426 Yeah? Then how the hell do you explain how I got in here? 258 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:13,848 Look at my chest. Look at my shoulders. Look at my back! 259 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,059 Your son invited me in here, 260 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,730 and then he hit me over the back of the head. 261 00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,244 - Mom. - And then when I wake up, 262 00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:25,067 - I'm in this thing. - Mom. 263 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,612 Mom. He's lying, OK? He was snooping around, all right? 264 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,072 - No, no, no. No, no, no! - He saw... 265 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,787 I'm sorry, Mom! All right? I'm sorry! 266 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:41,042 I did this for you! All right? He wanted me to talk about you, 267 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,170 to lie about you and try to ruin you! 268 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,215 I was trying to protect you, Mama! 269 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:51,928 - Mama, I was trying to protect you. - Oh, God. 270 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,807 Baby, baby, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 271 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,691 Maybe later. 272 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,618 - Is there something wrong? - No, no, no. Not at all. 273 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,537 I... I was... 274 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,041 I want to talk to you about Dirt Now magazine. 275 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,626 Let me see your penis. 276 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,131 - You're kidding, right? - No. 277 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,303 Great. You're a psycho. OK. 278 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:38,140 Well, thanks, for, you know, everything. 279 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:42,687 You are Brent Barrow, the publisher of Dirt Now magazine, 280 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:47,817 average newsstand first two months of operation, 1,113,285, 281 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:52,446 total ad pages during that time period, 385. 282 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,992 Your total circulation at the time of your editor's stabbing 283 00:17:56,117 --> 00:18:01,122 was 1,486,360, 284 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:06,502 your ad sales currently are up 36 percent. 285 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:11,132 Your sell-through is 39 percent, your rate base is one point four million. 286 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,635 Your editor is Lucy Spiller, 287 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,679 and Gibson Horne, your owner, 288 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:20,016 has been quietly entertaining offers for your magazine 289 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:23,394 ever since your editor's unfortunate occurrence. 290 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,315 - Is that right? - And you're here to convince me 291 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:32,111 to buy your magazine. But I must know, 292 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,946 what's in it for Brent Barrow? 293 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,826 - May I? - Yes. 294 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,871 - Thank you. - But first... 295 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,751 Really? 296 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,222 Nice. 297 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:05,561 Small men, they are angry, not to be trusted. 298 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,855 I am six and a three quarters when erect. 299 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,150 Average penis size worldwide is five and one quarter. 300 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:16,364 You have beaten me in length, but I have defeated you in width. 301 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,663 I think he's thicker also. 302 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,090 Let's talk business. 303 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:35,800 I'll call you back. 304 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:41,013 Hey, Lucy, there's a Tweety McDaniels here to see... There they are. 305 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,558 - Alex, wait outside. - Harsh... 306 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,563 You know what I like about Russians? They're always in a good mood. 307 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,775 - What do you want? - Mind if I take a seat? 308 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,819 Oh, you won't be here that long. 309 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:59,907 The photos of you don't do you justice. You are a very beautiful woman. 310 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,159 - That, and busy. - I'm with you on that, baby. 311 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,036 I mean, there are just so many hours, right? 312 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,998 I don't think you got any idea what a dangerous neighborhood you inhabit. 313 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,667 Yeah, I'm thinking of getting a dog. 314 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,920 I like you, you know that? I really do. 315 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,673 And I pray to God that what happened to that poor, unfortunate woman 316 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:19,927 who left your offices earlier today... doesn't happen to you. 317 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,304 - What did you do to her? - What was her name again? 318 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,932 Sherri, right? Yeah, that's it, Sherri. 319 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,811 Seems after Sherri left your offices, some thugs, ruthless animals, 320 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,565 not like you and me, with no regard for the sanctity of life, 321 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,526 - beat her like a bad dog. - Is she alive? 322 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,320 That's up to you. 323 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,159 First Prince and now Sherri. 324 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,578 I'm beginning to think you're bad luck. 325 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,500 Yeah, I got him... I got him right here, Gib. 326 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,378 No, he's sitting right across from me. 327 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,549 Magazine and radio. 328 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,430 Yeah. Yeah, here, here... here he is. 329 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,185 Excuse me, would you...? 330 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,028 Gibson! Long time, no see. 331 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,617 - Try not to touch me, OK? - OK. 332 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,834 How long have you known about this place? 333 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,253 Since I was six. 334 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,465 Craig. 335 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,930 I need you to go upstairs to call Dale 336 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,556 and tell him that you're not feeling well, 337 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,559 and that he does not need to pick you up for lacrosse practice. 338 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,228 OK, Mama. 339 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,069 What do we do? 340 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:01,612 Let me go. 341 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,533 I won't say a word, I promise. 342 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,953 Oh, yes, a promise from a pap. 343 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,831 That's worth its weight in dog shit. 344 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,125 Where have I seen you before? 345 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,920 Who gives a rat's ass where you saw him? Could be anywhere. They're like flies. 346 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:20,130 - I can't do this! - What are you suggesting that we do? 347 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,299 - Just turn him in? - Oh, please. 348 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,927 Turn in your own flesh and blood? Is that what you're saying? 349 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,013 I love my son every bit as much as you, so don't get all self-righteous. 350 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:32,226 Call the police, tell them you caught me trespassing. 351 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,936 Tell them you were scared. 352 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,773 You have every right to beat me unconscious and tie me up. 353 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,986 Just don't press charges, and everybody's OK. OK? 354 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:46,115 Yes, great, we're just going to walk the police down to our private S&M dungeon, 355 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,450 and let them escort you out of here. 356 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,161 My political career, it's gonna be over before it even starts. 357 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:52,872 Maybe we shouldn't think about your career 358 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,540 and focus instead on what's best for our son. 359 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,126 My career is what's best for our son! 360 00:22:57,293 --> 00:23:01,046 A working mother, a good home, the right college is what's best for our son, 361 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,048 and that sure as shit is not going to happen on your 362 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,342 lousy direct-to-video residuals. 363 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,386 You know our couch upstairs produces more change 364 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,638 than this man's last two flops combined. 365 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:11,765 Well, maybe if she kept her dick in her pants 366 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,602 and didn't get caught fondling her campaign manager's balls... 367 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,741 - Are you kidding me? - And maybe if you'd get it up 368 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,188 more than twice a year, I wouldn't have to... 369 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:20,316 That's not fair! I'm diabetic and you know it! 370 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:24,737 Well, I'm sick! I'm hurt and I'm bleeding. 371 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:30,492 I have a medical condition, which if left unattended, 372 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:33,829 I could have a seizure and die. 373 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:35,873 You don't want that on your hands. 374 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,918 You're both textbook codependents. 375 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:43,756 Cassie, your narcissism is on a Greek god level. 376 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:49,094 And Bill, Bill, you should start an enablers' workshop. 377 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,348 Please, please let me go. 378 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:55,267 I swear. You know, I'm harmless. 379 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,819 Lucy. 380 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,239 Lucy Spiller. 381 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,537 I knew I knew you from somewhere. 382 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:19,124 This is my third message, and it's a simple one, sweetie. 383 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,211 Get a new goddamn cell phone. Call me. 384 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,047 - Hi. What did the police ask you? - Hey. 385 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,883 Well, not much. Seems dealing with Tweety is nothing new. 386 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,302 I seems he's not just a thorn in your side. 387 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,722 What do you mean, my side? This is a Dirt story. 388 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,517 Well, no offense, but no it's not. 389 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,978 Our readers don't care about Tweety McDaniel. 390 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,647 They want to read about Lindsay Lohan's latest implosion 391 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:45,901 or whose ass is getting a beating from gravity. I just... 392 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:49,113 - It's reckless. - Willa, OK, I like you. 393 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,532 Not as much as these shoes, but I don't care how you feel. 394 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:54,827 Lucy, excuse me. You might want to take this. 395 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:57,204 She says it's Tweety McDaniel's daughter. 396 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,836 - Do you have children, Don? - No. 397 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:07,131 I have a little brother. 398 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,383 He's grown now. 399 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,636 It's hard always knowing what to do. Always feeling like you're failing them. 400 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:16,432 - Failing everyone. - Not this mantra. 401 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:21,437 Bill, you're depressed. 402 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:24,106 - Have you talked to anyone? - Who hasn't he talked to? 403 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,358 I had the friggin' Dalai Lama over here. 404 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:30,821 I see a woman. Dr. Shalba. She can help. 405 00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:34,658 - You suffer from depression? - I'm schizophrenic. 406 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,578 - Depression sort of goes hand in hand. - Sure. 407 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:41,123 I got it pretty bad. I tried to kill my friend. 408 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,332 No. 409 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,211 I almost died myself, wandering out in the desert. 410 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:50,215 Dr. Shalba saved me. Dr. Shalba and my friend. 411 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,177 You know who suffers from depression? Me. 412 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:58,515 I've tried everything I can think of to help you snap out of this... disease. 413 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,770 - Cass, this isn't about you. - Oh, yes, it is! It is about all of us. 414 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:07,274 You think it's hard living with it? You should try sleeping with it 415 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,987 or talking with it or having any semblance of a normal life with it. 416 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:15,115 Everything is buried under this shroud of constant misery. 417 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:18,744 Are you blaming me for this? For Craig? 418 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:21,747 I'm just saying that your being submissive down here was fun 419 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:25,042 way back when, but your being submissive up there, and to this disease, 420 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,920 - it's killing us. - I love my son. 421 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,672 And I'd do anything not to harm him. 422 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:37,971 My little brother, the one who's grown now, 423 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:41,141 I loved him so much. 424 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,686 I tried. Sometimes things break in such a way, 425 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:48,649 the pieces just don't go back together. 426 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:52,945 You gotta learn to accept and love the pieces that are left. 427 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:58,033 - I understand about Craig. - No, you don't. 428 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,661 Nobody understands but Bill and me. 429 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:05,165 The schools, the teachers, the therapists... 430 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,210 All they see is pathology. 431 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:10,087 They don't see the beauty... 432 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,048 ...and the kindness. 433 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,640 People only fear what they don't understand. 434 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,308 And they don't understand our Craig. 435 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,109 Hey, sleepy boy. 436 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:38,866 OK, family meeting upstairs, and we'll figure out how to right this. 437 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,453 - Excuse us, Don. - Of course. 438 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:45,998 Come on, buddy. 439 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,627 That was some nap. 440 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:55,007 Tweety got Mama pregnant when she was 17. 441 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,009 I see him in the studio, but that's it. 442 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:59,261 How long have you been the voice of Lil' Boots? 443 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,638 I've been lip-synching all her music since she switched over 444 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:05,100 - to R&B two years ago. - She never sings any of her own songs? 445 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:08,437 When she was hardcore, but that career never went nowhere. 446 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,523 She wanted to switch over. Girl couldn't carry a tune 447 00:28:11,648 --> 00:28:13,317 if you strapped it on her back. 448 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:17,362 Someone told Tweety about me singing gospel in church one day. 449 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,615 He had me come in, lay down some tracks. 450 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:21,783 And that's the last time Lil' Boots ever opened her mouth 451 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,746 - except to say thank you for a check. - All right. Thank you. 452 00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,956 You're gonna pay for my mama's hospital bills, right? 453 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:30,751 - Of course we will. - Thank you. 454 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,836 You won't leave here without protection. 455 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:35,547 Yeah. 456 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:39,384 Hey, Gib, you just made one hell of a deal. 457 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:45,265 Oh, Gib, Gib, Gib. Before you go... Listen, before you go public, 458 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,227 could I be the one to tell Spiller? 459 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:52,731 Gib, you've just helped make this the happiest day... 460 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:54,691 ...of my life. 461 00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,071 I know. 462 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,657 OK. All right. 463 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:06,954 Your buzzards and my buzzards should have the principles hammered out 464 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:10,666 by the end of the week. I insist we celebrate. Ciao. 465 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,168 Oh, my God. 466 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,171 I can't wait to see the look on Spiller's face. 467 00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:30,811 Don... 468 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,481 God, this is really hard. 469 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,986 May I please go now? 470 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,948 Don, I'm very sorry. 471 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,079 Let me go. Please. 472 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,623 There's no other way. 473 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,418 We have to kill you. 474 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,720 - He's going to kill me! He knows! - Where are you? 475 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:09,057 I'm in the hotel room you sent me to. He just called. 476 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,393 You're going to be OK. Kenny, my purse! 477 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,022 - Let me speak to your bodyguard. - She wants to speak to you. 478 00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:19,318 I got one in the hallway, one in the lobby and two in the room. 479 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:20,652 Nobody's gonna put a hand on this girl. 480 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:22,154 I'm on my way. 481 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:34,875 This is hard for us, too, Don. We're not murderers. 482 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:39,504 We love our son. California law says he could be tried as an adult. 483 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:42,716 We can't take that chance. Craig already has two strikes against him. He... 484 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,761 He beat a girl badly. She was a teenager. 485 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:48,764 - He thought that she stole his bike. - She did. 486 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:53,143 But this is assault, kidnapping, torture... 487 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:58,273 Your son is a sociopath, and you're not helping him. 488 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,942 You broke into our home, ranting and raving, 489 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:04,112 we were terrified, Bill shot you, end of story. 490 00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:06,990 - I have to shoot him? - We discussed this, Bill. 491 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:10,285 Are you going to take a more active role in this family, or not? 492 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:14,915 If you shoot me, my boss, Lucy Spiller, 493 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,458 she'll be all over you. 494 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:20,045 If you think she's gonna believe this little bullshit, 495 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,422 then, you know, you're as nuts as your son. 496 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,967 She'll haunt you until she finds the truth, 497 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:28,970 and when she does, you're all gonna go to jail for murder. 498 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:31,473 - I'll shoot him. - Not now, honey, please. Don's right. 499 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,517 We should think this over for a minute. 500 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:37,604 I can't believe this. You're going to pussy out? I hate this family. 501 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:41,274 Honey, we aren't saying we're not going to kill Don, 502 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,276 we're just going to think it through a little. 503 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,112 Look at him. 504 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,114 You can't save him. 505 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,742 You shut up! All right? You shut up! 506 00:31:50,867 --> 00:31:54,329 - He's broke, right, and you know it. - Give me the gun! You're the psycho! 507 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:55,831 - He's broke. - Give me the gun! 508 00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,999 - No! - I know! You know, too! You know... 509 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,793 - Shut up! - Stop! 510 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,755 - No, stop it. - Gimme the gun, Dad! Gimme the gun! 511 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,091 - Give him the gun, Bill! - Cassie! 512 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:09,761 Give it to him. Let him have it. See what he does! See what the pieces do! 513 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:12,848 No, Craig, give Mama the gun. Craig, give Mama the gun. 514 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,349 - I'm doing this for us! - Watch. 515 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,435 They're the psychos! 516 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,772 Watch. See? See the pieces? 517 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,282 Craig! 518 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,076 Craig. 519 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:36,204 I have the bullets. 520 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:38,540 Give me the gun. 521 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:45,422 Daddy! I'm so sorry. 522 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,842 I don't want to be bad anymore. 523 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:54,389 - It's too late. - No, it's not. 524 00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:58,393 What do you want? Money? Position? Anything. Anything. 525 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,563 Please, please, he's my baby. 526 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,108 Please, please don't take my baby. 527 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,654 Anything! Just let us go, just let us go! Anything, anything! 528 00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:13,742 Because... he's not bad. 529 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,119 It's me. 530 00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:21,166 It's me, I'm bad. I'm bad. 531 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,128 It's me. 532 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:31,092 When he was six years old, he would give me a hundred kisses before bed. 533 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:34,471 Cassie... Cassie! 534 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:36,932 - He's not bad... - Stop it, it's over. 535 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,476 Honey, it's over. 536 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,187 Come on. 537 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:56,993 Just leave us, please. 538 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:05,877 I'm sorry for your loss. 539 00:34:15,551 --> 00:34:17,351 - What is it? Are you OK? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 540 00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:19,933 I don't think I can go through with this. He knows. 541 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,977 You don't have to. You don't have to. 542 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:25,689 All right? It's OK, sweetheart. 543 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,399 What's happening? I have asthma. 544 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,526 - My inhaler is in the next room. - Where? 545 00:34:29,651 --> 00:34:30,819 My bag. 546 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,288 - Son of a bitch. - That's Daddy's girl. 547 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,374 Funny thing about some security firms. 548 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:46,960 Ain't real big on background checks. 549 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:51,840 I'm sorry. He said he'd kill my mother. 550 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,677 Her mama thought she gonna blackmail Tweety. 551 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:59,723 Like I would ever pay out that skank bitch. 552 00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,158 - A little something? - No. 553 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:20,160 Come on, it'll take that edge off you. 554 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:27,959 Why don't you fellows make a run for me. It's gonna be a long night. 555 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:31,254 See this little girl right here? 556 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,549 Oh, you should hear the spirit move through her, I'm telling you. 557 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:42,098 Then why is she lip-syncing instead of making her own CDs? 558 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,226 Look at her, bitch. 559 00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:48,021 Voice like an angel. 560 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,774 Face like a rhino. 561 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,112 Don't be eyeballing your daddy like that, baby. 562 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,281 Unless you want some of what your mama got. 563 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,996 Oh, we're partying now, huh? 564 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:07,624 Just like home, baby. 565 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:15,382 Don't look at her. All eyes on Tweety. 566 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:18,593 I'm the one who's going to deliver you. 567 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:20,512 Not the little pig. 568 00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,603 Tweety's in love 569 00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,022 Sit down, baby, sit down, sit down. 570 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:37,570 Look at that face, look at that face. She mad now. 571 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:40,407 Alisha... 572 00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:43,243 I got love for you, baby. I do. 573 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:44,953 It's your mama, saying shit that ain't true. 574 00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:47,789 Rape? Rape? 575 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,418 Money, looks, 576 00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:53,545 why would I ever have to resort to that? 577 00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:55,964 Your mama, she came. 578 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:58,258 She came willing and often. 579 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,554 In fact, she told me, "Don't worry, baby, I'm on birth control." 580 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,683 Thought she gonna hold Tweety hostage for support. 581 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:10,061 Bam! Shit backfired. 582 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:17,902 Your mama didn't want you no more... no more than I did. 583 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:19,237 Liar! 584 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,252 - No! Don't! No! - Alisha! 585 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:37,380 No! 586 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,324 Hey, Lucy. 587 00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:49,244 You know, I'm going home. 588 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,329 There's nothing happening here.