1 00:00:00,177 --> 00:00:05,005 Hi, I'm Don Konkey. Some people think the sex at Dirt Now is a little much. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:10,710 That's bullshit. That's my friend and editor Lucy Spiller having sex. 3 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:15,782 Lucy's stalker left her a photo of her and Holt having, well, sex, 4 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:17,717 which she chose not to share with him. 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,757 That's Julia Mallory. She's been having a trouble getting 6 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,658 her career going since she left rehab. 7 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:29,396 - So, what's the girl's part like? - She's gotta be super young. 8 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:33,666 I'm gonna get the sex tape back. 9 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:38,104 Here's the original tape. 10 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:41,107 I don't think Willa's threesome went over very well with Lucy. 11 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:44,010 This is your problem. You need to fix it. 12 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:46,679 Donny, is that you? 13 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:49,182 Little Lover? 14 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:52,385 I came clean about a secret that's been bothering me for years. 15 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,853 She called me Little Lover. 16 00:00:53,853 --> 00:00:56,256 Your stepmother? I've met her. 17 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,925 Sometimes I liked it. 18 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:01,494 Don, you know none of that is your fault, right? 19 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:03,863 No, Lucy, I don't. 20 00:01:07,308 --> 00:01:09,577 We all struggle to stay sane. 21 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:16,109 I'm schizophrenic, so for me it's harder. 22 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,545 I focus on getting the shot. 23 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:21,381 I focus on getting the story. 24 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:25,151 - My God, Don, you're bleeding. - It's his blood. I got it on me. 25 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:27,520 Wait a minute. Whose blood? 26 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,289 Whose blood, Don? 27 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,193 Jesus, Don, what did you do? 28 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:41,201 But this shot, this story? It'll wreck me. 29 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:44,971 This is the story of how it all fell apart. 30 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:54,314 It's the story of misplaced trust... 31 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,983 Of deception and betrayal, 32 00:01:56,983 --> 00:02:00,553 not by our enemies, but by our friends. 33 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:04,424 It's the story of America's favorite spoiled celebutantes. 34 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:08,561 The inseparable Tuesday Nelson and Lulu Cagle, 35 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:10,296 famous for being famous. 36 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,699 We want to shop where they shop... 37 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,970 ...party where they party... 38 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:22,308 ...wear what they wear... 39 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:26,045 ...and get up close and personal with Lulu's fiancé, boho artist Tommy Spiro, 40 00:02:26,045 --> 00:02:29,582 who pisses on the press, won't sit for an interview 41 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,784 and is currently getting it on the side 42 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:34,921 from his true love's best friend forever, Tuesday. 43 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:40,426 My source is solid. If we move fast enough, 44 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:44,330 we can expose this little bastard before he ruins this precious friendship. 45 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:48,101 OK, this is our cover. Fly, my little monkeys. 46 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,793 Look what somebody threw away. A perfectly good camera. 47 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:16,162 - Too bad it's got shit all over it. - No, no, no, no! 48 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:20,667 It's our yard! You don't litter in our yard, homes. Huh? 49 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,970 Remember these two faces. I don't want to see you around here again. 50 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,839 Oh, no, my camera! My camera... 51 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,175 ♪ Dig in ♪ 52 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:30,376 ♪ Dig deep ♪ 53 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:33,313 ♪ Deserve what you reap ♪ 54 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:37,483 ♪ Don't you know the truth will set you free ♪ 55 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:45,725 MTV is auctioning off props from 18 seasons worth of Real World sets. 56 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,961 I want to do a "best of" list. 57 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,663 OK, I'll have one of the interns go through the DVDs. 58 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:54,067 - No, I want you to do it. - That's busy work. 59 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,568 Then get busy. 60 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,776 Already? I don't pay you enough. 61 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:07,380 - I didn't get everything you need. - No, you didn't. 62 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:11,718 - Don, I need her with Tommy. - I'm going back. 63 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,820 - All right, I'm sorry. I love you. - Ow! 64 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,989 What? 65 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,960 I fell over. 66 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,564 - You fell over? - No. 67 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:27,500 It was a couple of guys. 68 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,470 - It's not a great neighborhood. - You got mugged? 69 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:33,973 I'm OK, but they took my camera. 70 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:37,710 All right, we'll take care of it. Here, Don. 71 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:40,413 I want you to carry this. 72 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:43,783 It's a stun gun, 300,000 volts. 73 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:49,022 -OK? - No, Lucy, you keep it. 74 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,523 It's all right, it's my spare. 75 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:53,259 It's OK. 76 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:56,896 How does it feel? 77 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,265 I don't know, and you don't need to find out. Don! 78 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:02,368 This will mess with your nervous system. Please, I'm serious. 79 00:05:02,368 --> 00:05:04,170 Don't play with it. 80 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,239 - OK. - Don... 81 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:09,008 I know. 82 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,382 All right, just this once while I'm here. Just on the leg! 83 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:20,019 - Ow! - Oh, God. 84 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,454 Ow! 85 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,325 Ow. 86 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:34,033 - Fun's over. - OK. 87 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,570 Thanks, Lucy. 88 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,741 Oh, God. 89 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,149 How do you want to do this? 90 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:52,719 I don't know. 91 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,387 Battery acid? 92 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:00,526 It never was. 93 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,198 We won't talk about it. 94 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,867 - Pinky swear. - 95 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,269 Come on, pinky swear. 96 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:14,273 Like Men in Black with the flashing light that erases your memory? 97 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:15,808 Yep. 98 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:20,279 Or we could just burn it. 99 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,448 Your turn. 100 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,994 Easy there, tough guy. 101 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:14,934 - Is that it? - I think so. 102 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,470 Unless you have something else you want to break. 103 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:20,173 What else you got? 104 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:40,793 - Hey, my brother. - Hey. 105 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,563 - Tuesday and Lulu in the house? - For sure. 106 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:46,866 - Tommy? - Nope. Lulu tossed this though. 107 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:50,169 You know that show they're doing, right? Got today's call times. 108 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:53,306 - Hundred bucks. - Fifty? 109 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:55,975 OK. 110 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,615 Thanks. 111 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,419 Want to buy a security tape? 112 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,888 - No. - Celebrity upskirts. 113 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:11,524 I'm good. 114 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:19,799 Don Konkey. You hear about this psycho? 115 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:22,101 He cut off his pinky for a cover shot. 116 00:08:22,101 --> 00:08:24,604 Spiller's got you by the balls, donkey boy! 117 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:26,772 Hey, assface! 118 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:29,842 How much you'd get for your little finger? The bitch pay up? 119 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:36,082 Collin De Quisto. Last sale, Jessica on the beach, $1,000, nonexclusive. 120 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,618 If you'd stayed longer that day, 121 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,553 you'd have got her and Nick's reunion. 122 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:44,624 Bauer-Griffin got $50,000 for that. Double with international syndication. 123 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:47,226 That's your problem. You got no follow-through. 124 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,163 Screw you, Konkey! 125 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,837 Remember these two faces. 126 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:18,558 Tina Harrod pulled her cover on Denise Richards. 127 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,460 I can't confirm it, but I'm guessing Tu-Lu and Tommy. 128 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:24,397 - Does she have pictures? - Called around the agencies. 129 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,800 Nothing's come in, but my source says she's holding the cover open. 130 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,070 - She seems pretty confident. - Well, it's not over yet. 131 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,206 What's the name of that animal charity that Tuesday fronts? 132 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:39,078 Friends of Fin, Feathers and Fur. They raised $25,000 in a day for a duckling 133 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,314 that had its neck broken by a beer bottle. 134 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:44,550 If only the homeless were a little cuter and fuzzier. 135 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:48,888 - Want me to squeeze the charity. - I know, however will I sleep? 136 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:01,767 Mr. Konkey? 137 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:05,137 Mr. Konkey? 138 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:11,577 I found this out there in front of the store. Is it yours? 139 00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,813 No. 140 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:15,414 My name's Marqui. 141 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,286 How come you don't shoot digital? 142 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,857 That's not my lens cap. 143 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,327 Yeah, I know. 144 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:31,030 You get lots of covers. 145 00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,732 I've heard of you. 146 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,534 I was just thinking, do you ever... 147 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:37,603 Need somebody to carry your stuff, or.... 148 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,972 No. 149 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,608 I don't want anything, any money or anything. 150 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,443 I just want to learn. 151 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,416 Mr. Romero wants to talk to you. 152 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:51,884 Don't, it's G-13 Pictures. 153 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:53,719 - Is he with you? - No. 154 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,221 Get lost. 155 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,057 Get in. 156 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,462 Never mind. 157 00:11:03,462 --> 00:11:06,899 The mountain will come to Mr. Konkey. 158 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:09,468 Sorry my shooters roughed you up. 159 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,437 Ozzy Romero. 160 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,739 You know, we're a new agency. 161 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:16,809 We need to make a splash. We own this story. 162 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,744 Now you need to find another one. 163 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:22,915 Now if you want to stick with this job, you're working for me. 164 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:25,718 Get whatever he shot. 165 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,487 Ah! 166 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:34,860 - Give it to me. - OK. OK. Here you go. 167 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:41,067 I got a job. 168 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,138 Let me know if you change your mind. 169 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,741 I'll throw in a bonus to cover the damages to your car. 170 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:04,724 - You want some of that? - Hey! Hey! Hey! 171 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:09,829 I press "send" and your license plates go to the police. 172 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:22,074 You got my number. 173 00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:44,797 You need me to give you a ride? 174 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,038 OK. 175 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,808 Here, let me help you with your bags. 176 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,519 Wow. 177 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:17,930 Is this yours? 178 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:22,434 - Mm-hmm. - Photoshop? 179 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,436 No. 180 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:30,910 - Don? - Oh, hey, Lucy. 181 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:37,516 - This yours? - He gave me a ride 'cause those guys wrecked my car. 182 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:40,386 Marqui Jackson. It's a pleasure, Miss Spiller. 183 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:43,656 OK. What? The guys who mugged you? 184 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,159 Mm-hmm. They're photographers. 185 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:51,630 - Ozzy Romero, G-13 Pictures. - Ozzy hires gang-bangers, Miss Spiller. 186 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,767 I gave you a stun gun. Use it. 187 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,937 Yeah, there were four of them. I think he did the right thing. 188 00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:00,873 There's a kitchen over there. Why don't you help yourself? 189 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:04,643 Don, come here. How's your shoulder? 190 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:08,447 Did you call the police? Let me deal with that. 191 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:13,853 OK. Here's Tuesday's cell-phone number. What else do you need? 192 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,523 A new windshield, tempered glass and two new tires 193 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,659 and... and... and.... and little Tristan needs worming. 194 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:24,396 All right, sweetheart, I meant to finish the story. And what's with the bag boy? 195 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:27,166 He just wants to learn. 196 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,938 - Marcus! Oh. - Marqui. 197 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,674 Come on in. 198 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:39,545 OK, you do food runs, carry his bags. 199 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,880 You drive him around. 200 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,016 He wants you to worm his kitty, you worm his kitty. 201 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,452 - You work for Dirt. Don't screw up. - Yes, ma'am. 202 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,153 I mean, no, ma'am. 203 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:50,456 We're down to the wire. Do what you have to do. 204 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,892 - Anything short of murder is fine. - OK. 205 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,362 Don, I'm just kidding. Just get the shot. 206 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,763 OK. 207 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,305 Hey, Chuck, it's me. 208 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,675 Do you know a gang-banger by the name of Ozzy Romero? 209 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,047 If you'd like to leave a message, press one. 210 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:18,217 If you'd like to page this person, press two. 211 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,653 - What are you doing? - Tuesday's voicemail. 212 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:24,056 Its an Audix system. I can hack in through the admin box. 213 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,825 There's a default code. 214 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,328 Hey, Tooz, its Teresa, the second AD. 215 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,363 Tomorrow's call pushed to a half an hour. 216 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:34,633 Hey, Tooz, you really wore me out last night, baby. 217 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,835 Call me. 218 00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:40,839 Miss Nelson, this is Mrs. Blake from the rental agency. 219 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:44,176 The house is ready for you, and we've over-nighted the contract. 220 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:46,712 In case it gets lost, here's the tracking number. 221 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,081 You wanted to see me? 222 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,583 Shut the door. 223 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,528 You've got to be kidding me. 224 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,564 That's what you called me in here for? 225 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,033 Well, you seemed a little tense today, so... 226 00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,035 You thought bending me over your desk 227 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,204 for a round of pump the co-worker would help? 228 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:16,809 I thought you enjoyed our little get-togethers. 229 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,946 I do. I mean, I did. I... 230 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:24,917 - Did I do something wrong? - Could you just pull up your pants? 231 00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,386 All I can think of is that you're out of toilet paper. 232 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:35,194 Look, you're a distraction. OK? I can't do this anymore. 233 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,997 If I don't get my shit together, I'm out of here. 234 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,166 - Willa, look, come on... - No, you're not listening to me. 235 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:45,137 She's got me watching videos of old reality shows. 236 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:49,541 This is the editorial equivalent of Chinese water torture. 237 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:52,411 Look, we had fun. Let's just call it... 238 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,880 Call it a day and cash out. 239 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,384 What just like that? Cold turkey? 240 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:02,488 - You don't want to wean off me? - No, look, I told you what I want. 241 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,757 I want to focus on work. 242 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:08,861 There are plenty of other women in the office who would gladly fill the role. 243 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,131 Terry needs to be followed with a mop every time you walk through. 244 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,298 Well, Terry... 245 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,068 And frankly, I don't really see myself 246 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,204 waking up next to those sideburns for the rest of my life. 247 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:35,154 Hey. 248 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:39,691 We're looking for this tracking number. We have ten minutes. 249 00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,427 Well, what are we looking for? 250 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,630 Tuesday's moving into a rental house. I need the address. 251 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:48,100 - It'll be on the contract. - Isn't this illegal? 252 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,103 No, private businesses handling deliveries 253 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,473 are not covered by federal statutes, 254 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,875 You know, it's just against company policy. 255 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,812 It is illegal to damage mailboxes and pennies, though. 256 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,548 OK. 257 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,722 At the store, why didn't you shoot Lulu and Tuesday? 258 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,158 That's not the story. 259 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,461 Yeah, but wouldn't you want to get the shot? 260 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,730 They just shoot. They don't think. 261 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,933 - - I got it. 262 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,401 I got it! 263 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,805 You know, there used to be rules. 264 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:30,242 Don't become part of the story. 265 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,946 But they're just... You know, they got no patience. 266 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:38,484 They just rush in without knowing what it is they want to get. 267 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:43,155 I mean, they get a shot, but they don't get a story. 268 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,725 Stories are better. 269 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,730 You let Ozzy take your film. 270 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:55,734 Empty rolls. Always carry empty rolls. 271 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,770 You got something to give to security when they pull you over. 272 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,507 Is that why you don't shoot digital? 273 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:08,747 Oh. Ozzy's gonna be pissed. 274 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,322 No. 275 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,191 Aw, no! 276 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,062 Oh! No. Tristan! 277 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,771 Shh, it's OK, baby. It's OK. 278 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,573 It's OK. Daddy's here. 279 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:38,110 It's OK. Come on, sweetheart. Come on. 280 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,018 Mr. Konkey? 281 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,422 Shh. Shh. 282 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:54,826 Where were you? I called and called. 283 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,995 You didn't come. 284 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,834 I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry. 285 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,404 Don't look at me like that. 286 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,040 Shh. 287 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,550 G... Go. 288 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,386 Mmm... 289 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,892 What are you doing? What... Don't... no. Put that down! Put it down! 290 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,560 - Sorry... - Yeah... No... 291 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,262 Damn it, Jason! 292 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:33,131 It's my bathroom, too! 293 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,867 You exposed the film. You've ruined it! 294 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,536 I gotta pee! 295 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,905 - Go pee outside in the yard. - What? 296 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,207 Jason. Come here, sweetie. 297 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,976 You get away from him! 298 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:47,813 Do you think I'm pretty? 299 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:51,283 What's the matter, Little Lover? Jealous? 300 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:52,651 Get away from him! 301 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:56,321 You left for college, Don. 302 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:59,958 What? Did you think I was gonna wait for you? 303 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,094 Don? 304 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,862 Jason, get away from her! 305 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:07,266 If you touch him, Lynette, I swear to God I'll kill you! 306 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,336 Get over here! I swear to God I'll kill you! Jason, get over here! 307 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:14,006 Jason, Come over here! Jason! 308 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,974 Get your ass over here! Get over here! 309 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,809 Don. 310 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,813 Are you all right? 311 00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:26,051 I'm fine. 312 00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:29,688 - Who's Jason? - He's my brother. 313 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:42,134 I have a brother. 314 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,003 - He's in jail. - Jason's in Oregon. 315 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:47,673 It's like jail but with trees. 316 00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,410 You miss him? 317 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,346 Yeah. 318 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,890 They go over there. 319 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:08,093 Hey, Kitty Ryder. Nice. 320 00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:27,079 Do you think Julia could have paid someone to follow you? 321 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:31,516 No, if she thought something was going on, she'd come out and ask. 322 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:35,787 - She doesn't set people up. - This is not a set-up. 323 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:40,425 You have half the photographers in Hollywood on payroll, 324 00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,928 and you don't know who took this? 325 00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:45,864 Yeah, that's bullshit. 326 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,368 You're always laying your traps, aren't you? Spinning your little webs. 327 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,303 And never have I met a more willing fly. 328 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,905 Yeah, well, not anymore. 329 00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:58,443 That's right. "Paid in full." I remember. 330 00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:00,679 Yeah, well, I thought we were done with this. 331 00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:04,716 It's not that easy. 332 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,653 You know what this shit could do to me, right? 333 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:14,192 Do you know it wou... Oh, God. 334 00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:16,628 Do you know what it would do to me? 335 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:22,234 Can you stop thinking about yourself for one goddamn second? 336 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,669 I am the one being stalked here! 337 00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:27,305 I'm the one who has a stranger in their house, 338 00:23:27,305 --> 00:23:29,708 taking my picture, following me around 339 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:33,812 when I'm alone, when I'm sleeping and now with you. 340 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:37,516 I don't even know what he wants or what he's going to do next, 341 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:41,119 and you're thinking about yourself? 342 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:48,126 I'm sorry. 343 00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:52,197 No, you're not. You think I deserve this somehow. 344 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,134 You can go. 345 00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:15,120 You know why I'm the only guy that can make you come? 346 00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:20,926 'Cause I'm the only one that hates you as much as you do. 347 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,430 Really? 348 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:29,167 Or do you just hate the fact that I'm the only one you can be yourself with? 349 00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:06,905 It's light out. Get in the passenger side. 350 00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:18,383 Why? 351 00:25:18,383 --> 00:25:21,820 People get nervous when they see a guy sitting in a parked car. 352 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:24,789 On the passenger side, looks like you're waiting for someone. 353 00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:27,692 Oh. 354 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,762 What if she changed her mind and decided to go somewhere else? 355 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:33,632 How long are you going to wait? 356 00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:39,037 Patience, persistence, and point of view. The three "P"s. 357 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:43,441 Like the three "R"s, but they're "P"s. 358 00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:46,311 What's the longest you ever waited to get the shot? 359 00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:49,881 I don't know. I don't think about it. 360 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:53,051 That must be the hardest part of the job, huh? 361 00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:01,860 You never get time to sleep. You're always getting arrested. 362 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:06,965 People spit on you. And there's always someone new trying to steal your job. 363 00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:14,973 My cousin, he's a house painter, he was up on a ladder 364 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:18,176 and he saw Buffy the Vampire Slayer sunbathing, 365 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,946 and he took a picture with his cell phone and sold it for $5,000. 366 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,750 - Lucky. - Luck. 367 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:28,119 It's not one of the three "P"s. 368 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,061 You ever take drugs to stay awake? 369 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:37,662 To stay sane. 370 00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:43,501 I guess it helps to be a little crazy, huh? 371 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:03,188 - It's me. - Well, I recognize the voice. 372 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:06,524 You said you didn't want to wake up to sideburns, so... 373 00:27:06,524 --> 00:27:07,859 That's why? 374 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:11,196 I wanted to show you that I was serious. 375 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,634 Well, I wasn't. 376 00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:19,671 You... What? 377 00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:22,107 Serious. About the sideburns. 378 00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:28,013 I mean, I didn't like them, but that wasn't the deal-breaker. 379 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:30,682 - You didn't have to take me literally. - 380 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:39,524 Listen, I got a sales call in San Francisco on Friday. 381 00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:41,259 We could hop the corporate jet, 382 00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:45,263 then hop down to this little bed and breakfast in Carmel for the weekend. 383 00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:46,498 No, I don't think so. 384 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,366 - Come on, it'll be fun. - No. 385 00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:52,570 - Come on. - Let's not make this harder. 386 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:14,092 Would you mind if I showed you some... a few pictures that I took? 387 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,297 You don't have to. Just... 388 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,468 Tell me if they suck. 389 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:36,915 You got an eye. 390 00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:49,728 This one, the way her hand covers his, 391 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,398 the way she leans up on the balls of her feet, 392 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,901 she needs him more, and she loves him more. 393 00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:02,674 No, this is good photojournalism. 394 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:04,642 You got the story. 395 00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:06,945 Yeah? You're not shitting me? 396 00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,480 I got an eye? 397 00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:13,885 That's great, that's great. 398 00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,321 Because I mean, I stink at everything else. 399 00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:18,356 So this is it. 400 00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:21,359 It has to be, you know? 401 00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:26,030 Hey, do you mind, uh... 402 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,233 I won't be on you all the time or anything, 403 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:31,236 but you mind if I just show you stuff, get your opinion? 404 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,173 - OK. - Yeah? 405 00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:38,643 Oh, thanks. Really. Thanks. 406 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:41,980 I know you can teach me stuff that's not in books. 407 00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:47,452 Thanks for coming. 408 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:52,390 I welcome the opportunity to meet a new buyer, Ms. Spiller. 409 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,492 - Lucy. - Lucy. 410 00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:57,629 Well, Lucy, we're a new agency. We don't have a track record yet. 411 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,030 But we'll get there. 412 00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:02,233 I hear you have a good relationship with the community 413 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:06,037 - from drug-dealing days, no offense. - Open secret. 414 00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:09,974 - I'm hoping we can do business. - Nothing would make me happier. 415 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:14,078 - You're not exclusive to my competition? - Not at all. 416 00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:16,347 - If I made you an offer? - Door is wide open. 417 00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:20,084 - Talking about the same photograph? - We are. 418 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:23,822 I'm not talking long lens or out of focus. I need a cover. 419 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,391 You'll see his tongue in her mouth. 420 00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:29,527 - How much? - May I? 421 00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:32,063 Mm-hmm. 422 00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:37,735 - - Excuse me. 423 00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:41,873 - - Sorry, business. You know. 424 00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:53,218 I think we can make this happen. Impress me. 425 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:56,654 And here I thought I already did. 426 00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:20,612 Hi, Ozzy Romero just promised me a cover before closing. 427 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:22,814 Yeah, he did time for dealing. 428 00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:24,382 Too dumb to do this on his own. 429 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,252 Has someone on the inside, someone he knows from Tommy. 430 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:30,555 - Where are you? - Outside Tuesday's rental. 431 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,057 OK, forget about the house. Follow Ozzy's guys. 432 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,793 Oh, and Don, he's using a two-way. 433 00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:39,530 I got it. G-13 Pictures. Let's go. 434 00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:42,734 We spent all night watching Tuesday's house. We're leaving? 435 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:43,968 Uh-huh. 436 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,650 Here's the book. I can't make the newsstand meeting. 437 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,585 We'll have to reschedule. 438 00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:03,821 What, did you lose a bet? 439 00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:06,190 - Lay off Willa. - Excuse me? 440 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:09,627 You had your fun. Let it go. 441 00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:13,798 She's a good reporter. She doesn't deserve to be watching Real World reruns. 442 00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:17,535 - Wow. Did you shave off your balls as well, Brent? - Will you lay off her? 443 00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:21,172 I can't have my staff thinking that a Barrow blow job is a hall pass. 444 00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:24,876 She dumped me. Does she get points for that? 445 00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:27,111 Yeah, a few. 446 00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:29,814 - Yeah. - Well, I'm sorry for your loss. 447 00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:32,317 Want me to warm up a teapot and have a heart-to-heart? 448 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,052 We'd be one heart short. 449 00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:37,622 Grow 'em back, Brent. Your balls, I mean. You'll feel better. 450 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:51,102 Julia? Hi! It's Laura Baum. We met when I worked with Jonathan. 451 00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,838 How are you? I was his assistant. 452 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,807 Oh, of course. How are you? 453 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:59,744 I'm good. Oh! Can I just say how great you look? 454 00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:02,513 Seriously, you look great! 455 00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:06,718 Thanks. I was supposed to talk to Quinn about the Guy Ritchie project. 456 00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:08,753 Quinn's on a conference call. 457 00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:12,957 He's hoping to join us later, but he's slammed. He's so sorry. 458 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:17,028 Excuse me a second. 459 00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:18,997 What's the damage? 460 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:22,800 You're shitting me, right? $2,700? 461 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,970 It was a goddamn fender bender. 462 00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:30,641 Right. Fine. In case you are wondering, this is why people hate Greeks. 463 00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:34,846 Uh, maybe I should call Quinn. 464 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:38,082 Oh, no, he's got me totally up to speed. $2,700! 465 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:40,084 I mean, that's after the deductible. 466 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:42,720 We let these people in our country, give them business, 467 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,922 and it's like, "Thanks for the opportunity." 468 00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:47,925 All right, so maybe we should just do this later. 469 00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:52,697 No, I'm sorry, it's... Letting it go. 470 00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:59,370 The Guy Ritchie project. They love, love, love you. 471 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,407 But it's a pass. 472 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:06,310 It's a pass? 473 00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:10,948 But that was a great meeting. I don't understand. 474 00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:13,217 I know. It's not fair. 475 00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:18,756 That said, how'd you like to be killed on CSI? 476 00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:24,595 - What? Oh, Jesus! - It's a top-ten show. 477 00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:28,466 I don't care. I don't want people thinking of me like that. 478 00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:32,703 Julia, the problem is people aren't really thinking of you at all. 479 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,473 Get me in again. 480 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:38,242 Honey, I'm sorry. 481 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,911 They're going a different way. 482 00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:47,718 - Will you give Quinn a message? - Sure. 483 00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:53,091 I love, love, love him, but I'm going a different way. 484 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,959 Tell him he's fired. 485 00:34:57,061 --> 00:35:00,264 Shit. 486 00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:15,346 - Hey, it's me. Is Ozzy there? - Hold on. 487 00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:16,848 You hear everything? 488 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:20,852 Yeah, they're using push-to-talk, 800 megahertz SMR spectrum. 489 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:24,088 I need to see you kiss her. In good light. Sharp. 490 00:35:24,088 --> 00:35:26,124 Out front, then. Near the street. 491 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,693 That's gotta be the insider! You got him! 492 00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,294 How soon? 493 00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,030 This isn't a train. Just park yourself. 494 00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:35,199 When we're ready, we'll get there. 495 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:37,301 - Drive. - Where we going? 496 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:40,404 Weren't you listening? "We'll come out." Tommy's the insider. 497 00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:42,940 He's playing both girls for a headline. 498 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,782 - - Hey, babe! 499 00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:54,919 Hey. 500 00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:56,888 How'd it go? 501 00:35:56,888 --> 00:36:00,691 Julia, hey. What's wrong? 502 00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:05,997 They didn't want me. 503 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:11,536 Babe, come on. They're assholes. Hey, don't cry. 504 00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:13,137 Come on. 505 00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:16,908 - She wants me to do CSI. - Who does? 506 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:21,145 Sally, Susie, whatever. Jonathan's old assistant. 507 00:36:21,145 --> 00:36:23,981 Jesus, I mean, last week, she was getting me water. 508 00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:26,717 Wait. So Quinn wasn't there? 509 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:30,855 - All right, I'm calling him. - No. I fired that jerk. 510 00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:35,893 - You fired him? - Yeah. 511 00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:38,863 God, I even paid Annmarie to dress me. 512 00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:41,933 Hey. 513 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,603 You look beautiful. 514 00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,589 Keep still. 515 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,531 What if they set us up? 516 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:15,766 Why aren't they here? 517 00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:17,468 They'll be here. 518 00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:25,910 I could go back to her house. 519 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,479 Stay here. Be patient. 520 00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:31,882 Just in case. Back-up. I mean, it's been almost four hours. 521 00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:35,419 We stay here till we get the shot. 522 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:53,371 What if they changed the plans? I'm gonna get the scanner from the car. 523 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:56,073 OK. 524 00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:15,293 Hey, I know you. 525 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:23,234 - I'm just on my way home, OK? - Bullshit. He's got cameras in the car. 526 00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,437 - Where is he? - Who? 527 00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:28,072 Don't play me. 528 00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:33,277 Oh, the crazy guy? I ditched him. Why split the sale? 529 00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,879 That's how you want to play it? 530 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,518 Tough guy, huh? 531 00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:45,256 You like that? You want some of this? 532 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,593 That's right! 533 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:52,330 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... 534 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,069 You like to zap shit, huh? 535 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,950 How do you like that, boy?! 536 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:15,152 Whatcha gonna do, bitch? What? 537 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,500 Fry, bitch, fry! 538 00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:36,173 Hey, guys! We're missing the shot! Let's go! Let's go! 539 00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:59,397 Yeah, ambulance, 41 Vine. 540 00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:08,506 You're gonna be OK! 541 00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:10,641 Can you hear me? 542 00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:13,411 Don't move! Yeah. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. 543 00:40:14,779 --> 00:40:16,180 You've probably got some... 544 00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:18,616 You... 545 00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:26,257 Don. 546 00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:34,698 Don... 547 00:40:36,033 --> 00:40:37,835 I'm sorry. 548 00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:54,418 No! 549 00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:58,289 Am... the... 550 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,529 The am... the ambulance is coming. The ambulance is coming. 551 00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:07,798 And they're gonna fix you up, OK? 552 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,900 You're gonna be OK. But you don't move, OK? 553 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:14,371 Don't move. You can't move. But they'll be here soon, I promise. 554 00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:19,376 But I gotta go. 555 00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:23,214 I-I-I gotta go. 556 00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:28,552 Sorry! 557 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:31,255 Come on, people! Why am I still waiting for my mock-up? 558 00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:33,824 Oh, thank God, Don. Danielle, rush processing. 559 00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,594 Push it to 3200. 560 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,095 It's gonna be a great story. 561 00:41:39,396 --> 00:41:40,865 Oh, my God, you're bleeding. 562 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:46,003 No, it's his blood. I got it on me. But I did it. 563 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,972 Whose blood? Jesus. What did you do? 564 00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:51,642 - I got you your cover. - Whose blood, Don? 565 00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,745 Marqui's. He's hurt really bad, Lucy. 566 00:41:54,745 --> 00:41:57,648 OK, I'm sure he's gonna be all right. 567 00:41:57,648 --> 00:41:59,950 - Wait in my office. - Images in 15 minutes, 568 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:02,019 but you need to write the cover line now. 569 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:04,321 - OK. All right. Don! Don, wait! - Lucy. 570 00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:07,057 All right! Shit. 571 00:42:56,540 --> 00:42:59,176 - Lucy? - Mm-hmm? 572 00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:01,612 It's The Real World. 573 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:05,649 What's with the text boxes? 574 00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:09,219 I called cast members from past seasons to find out what they've done since. 575 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:11,188 Pull-quoted interesting stories. 576 00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:14,158 And it's a mini "Where Are They Now?" 577 00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:18,162 You called every cast member for the past 18 seasons? 578 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,998 Couldn't track a few, but, yeah. 579 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,170 We don't have room for it in this issue, but... 580 00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:27,738 ...I'll keep it on hold. 581 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,976 What's that on your hands? 582 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:34,812 Oh... 583 00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:40,517 Oh, my God. 584 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,490 - Did you see that? - Check it out. 585 00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:56,567 - What's going on? - 586 00:43:57,901 --> 00:43:59,236 Shut it down. 587 00:43:59,236 --> 00:44:01,271 How? We don't know where it's coming from. 588 00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:09,680 What are you all looking at? Close the book. Let's go! 589 00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:22,860 Both magazines report this week on Tuesday Nelson's secret affair 590 00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:26,096 with her best friend's fiancé, artist Tommy Spiro. 591 00:44:26,096 --> 00:44:31,669 Only Dirt Now has the exclusive that it was Spiro who engineered the trysts, 592 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:35,639 then even leaked the news of his cheating to a rogue paparazzi agency. 593 00:44:35,639 --> 00:44:40,911 Since the scandal broke, online sales of Spiro's artwork have skyrocketed. 594 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:46,850 Use film, not digital. 595 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:50,421 You can trust film. 596 00:44:53,957 --> 00:44:58,896 No one will remember them, who they were fighting with, 597 00:44:58,896 --> 00:45:02,232 what drugs they were taking, who they were screwing. 598 00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:06,503 'Cause tomorrow, there'll be another story. 599 00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:11,909 Nobody stays. 600 00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:17,114 Nothing stays. 601 00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:21,585 Just this.