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Hi, I'm Don Konkey.
Some people think the sex
at Dirt Now is a little much.
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That's bullshit.
That's my friend and editor
Lucy Spiller having sex.
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Lucy's stalker left her
a photo of her and Holt
having, well, sex,
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which she chose
not to share with him.
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That's Julia Mallory. She's
been having a trouble getting
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her career going
since she left rehab.
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- So, what's
the girl's part like?
- She's gotta be super young.
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I'm gonna get
the sex tape back.
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Here's the original tape.
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I don't think Willa's threesome
went over very well with Lucy.
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This is your problem.
You need to fix it.
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Donny, is that you?
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Little Lover?
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I came clean about
a secret that's been
bothering me for years.
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She called me Little Lover.
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Your stepmother?
I've met her.
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Sometimes I liked it.
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Don, you know none of that
is your fault, right?
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No, Lucy, I don't.
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We all
struggle to stay sane.
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I'm schizophrenic,
so for me it's harder.
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I focus on getting the shot.
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I focus on getting the story.
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- My God, Don, you're bleeding.
- It's his blood.
I got it on me.
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Wait a minute. Whose blood?
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Whose blood, Don?
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Jesus, Don, what did you do?
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But this shot, this story?
It'll wreck me.
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This is the story
of how it all fell apart.
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It's the story
of misplaced trust...
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Of deception
and betrayal,
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not by our enemies,
but by our friends.
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It's the story of America's
favorite spoiled celebutantes.
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The inseparable
Tuesday Nelson and Lulu Cagle,
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famous for being famous.
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We want to shop
where they shop...
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...party where they party...
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...wear what they wear...
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...and get up close and personal
with Lulu's fiancé,
boho artist Tommy Spiro,
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who pisses on the press,
won't sit for an interview
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and is currently
getting it on the side
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from his true love's
best friend forever, Tuesday.
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My source is solid.
If we move fast enough,
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we can expose this little
bastard before he ruins
this precious friendship.
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OK, this is our cover.
Fly, my little monkeys.
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Look what somebody threw away.
A perfectly good camera.
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- Too bad it's got
shit all over it.
- No, no, no, no!
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It's our yard!
You don't litter
in our yard, homes. Huh?
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Remember these two faces.
I don't want to see
you around here again.
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Oh, no, my camera!
My camera...
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♪ Dig in ♪
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♪ Dig deep ♪
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♪ Deserve what you reap ♪
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♪ Don't you know the truth
will set you free ♪
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MTV is auctioning off props
from 18 seasons worth
of Real World sets.
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I want to do
a "best of" list.
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OK, I'll have one of the interns
go through the DVDs.
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- No, I want you to do it.
- That's busy work.
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Then get busy.
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Already?
I don't pay you enough.
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- I didn't get
everything you need.
- No, you didn't.
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- Don, I need her with Tommy.
- I'm going back.
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- All right, I'm sorry.
I love you.
- Ow!
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What?
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I fell over.
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- You fell over?
- No.
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It was a couple of guys.
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- It's not a great neighborhood.
- You got mugged?
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I'm OK,
but they took my camera.
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All right, we'll
take care of it. Here, Don.
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I want you to carry this.
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It's a stun gun,
300,000 volts.
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-OK?
- No, Lucy, you keep it.
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It's all right,
it's my spare.
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It's OK.
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How does it feel?
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I don't know, and you
don't need to find out. Don!
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This will mess with
your nervous system.
Please, I'm serious.
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Don't play with it.
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- OK.
- Don...
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I know.
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All right, just
this once while
I'm here. Just on the leg!
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- Ow!
- Oh, God.
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Ow!
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Ow.
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- Fun's over.
- OK.
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Thanks, Lucy.
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Oh, God.
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How do you want to do this?
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I don't know.
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Battery acid?
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It never was.
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We won't talk about it.
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- Pinky swear.
-
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Come on, pinky swear.
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Like Men in Black
with the flashing light
that erases your memory?
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Yep.
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Or we could just burn it.
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Your turn.
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Easy there, tough guy.
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- Is that it?
- I think so.
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Unless you have something else
you want to break.
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What else you got?
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- Hey, my brother.
- Hey.
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- Tuesday and Lulu in the house?
- For sure.
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- Tommy?
- Nope. Lulu tossed this though.
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You know that show
they're doing, right?
Got today's call times.
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- Hundred bucks.
- Fifty?
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OK.
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Thanks.
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Want to buy a security tape?
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- No.
- Celebrity upskirts.
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I'm good.
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Don Konkey.
You hear about this psycho?
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He cut off his pinky
for a cover shot.
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Spiller's got you
by the balls, donkey boy!
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Hey, assface!
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How much you'd get for your
little finger? The bitch pay up?
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Collin De Quisto. Last sale,
Jessica on the beach,
$1,000, nonexclusive.
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If you'd stayed
longer that day,
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you'd have got
her and Nick's reunion.
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Bauer-Griffin got $50,000
for that. Double with
international syndication.
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That's your problem.
You got no follow-through.
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Screw you, Konkey!
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Remember these two faces.
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Tina Harrod pulled her cover
on Denise Richards.
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I can't confirm it, but I'm
guessing Tu-Lu and Tommy.
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- Does she have pictures?
- Called around the agencies.
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Nothing's come in,
but my source says she's
holding the cover open.
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- She seems pretty confident.
- Well, it's not over yet.
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What's the name
of that animal charity
that Tuesday fronts?
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Friends of Fin, Feathers
and Fur. They raised $25,000
in a day for a duckling
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that had its neck broken
by a beer bottle.
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If only the homeless
were a little cuter and fuzzier.
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- Want me to
squeeze the charity.
- I know, however will I sleep?
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Mr. Konkey?
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Mr. Konkey?
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I found this out there in
front of the store. Is it yours?
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No.
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My name's Marqui.
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How come you
don't shoot digital?
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That's not my lens cap.
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Yeah, I know.
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You get lots of covers.
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I've heard of you.
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I was just thinking,
do you ever...
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Need somebody
to carry your stuff, or....
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No.
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I don't want anything,
any money or anything.
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I just want to learn.
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Mr. Romero wants
to talk to you.
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Don't, it's G-13 Pictures.
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- Is he with you?
- No.
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Get lost.
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Get in.
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Never mind.
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The mountain
will come to Mr. Konkey.
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Sorry my shooters
roughed you up.
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Ozzy Romero.
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You know,
we're a new agency.
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We need to make a splash.
We own this story.
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Now you need
to find another one.
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Now if you want to stick with
this job, you're working for me.
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Get whatever he shot.
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Ah!
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- Give it to me.
- OK. OK. Here you go.
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I got a job.
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Let me know
if you change your mind.
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I'll throw in a bonus to cover
the damages to your car.
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- You want some of that?
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
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I press "send"
and your license plates
go to the police.
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You got my number.
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You need me
to give you a ride?
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OK.
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Here, let me help you
with your bags.
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Wow.
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Is this yours?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Photoshop?
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No.
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- Don?
- Oh, hey, Lucy.
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- This yours?
- He gave me a ride 'cause
those guys wrecked my car.
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Marqui Jackson.
It's a pleasure, Miss Spiller.
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OK. What?
The guys who mugged you?
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Mm-hmm.
They're photographers.
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- Ozzy Romero, G-13 Pictures.
- Ozzy hires gang-bangers,
Miss Spiller.
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I gave you
a stun gun. Use it.
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Yeah, there were four of them.
I think he did the right thing.
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There's a kitchen over there.
Why don't you help yourself?
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Don, come here.
How's your shoulder?
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Did you call the police?
Let me deal with that.
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OK. Here's Tuesday's cell-phone
number. What else do you need?
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A new windshield,
tempered glass
and two new tires
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and... and... and....
and little Tristan
needs worming.
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All right, sweetheart,
I meant to finish the story.
And what's with the bag boy?
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He just wants to learn.
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- Marcus! Oh.
- Marqui.
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Come on in.
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OK, you do food runs,
carry his bags.
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You drive him around.
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He wants you to worm his kitty,
you worm his kitty.
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- You work for Dirt.
Don't screw up.
- Yes, ma'am.
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I mean, no, ma'am.
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We're down to the wire.
Do what you have to do.
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- Anything short
of murder is fine.
- OK.
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Don, I'm just kidding.
Just get the shot.
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OK.
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Hey, Chuck, it's me.
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Do you know a gang-banger
by the name of Ozzy Romero?
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If you'd like
to leave a message, press one.
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If you'd like to page
this person, press two.
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- What are you doing?
- Tuesday's voicemail.
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Its an Audix system. I can
hack in through the admin box.
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There's a default code.
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Hey, Tooz,
its Teresa, the second AD.
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Tomorrow's call pushed
to a half an hour.
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Hey, Tooz, you really
wore me out last night, baby.
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Call me.
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Miss Nelson,
this is Mrs. Blake
from the rental agency.
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The house is ready for you,
and we've over-nighted
the contract.
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In case it gets lost,
here's the tracking number.
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You wanted to see me?
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Shut the door.
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You've got to be kidding me.
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That's what you called me
in here for?
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Well, you seemed
a little tense today, so...
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You thought bending me
over your desk
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for a round of pump the
co-worker would help?
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I thought you enjoyed
our little get-togethers.
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I do. I mean, I did. I...
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- Did I do something wrong?
- Could you just
pull up your pants?
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All I can think of is that
you're out of toilet paper.
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Look, you're a distraction.
OK? I can't do this anymore.
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If I don't get my shit together,
I'm out of here.
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- Willa, look, come on...
- No, you're not
listening to me.
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She's got me watching videos
of old reality shows.
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This is the editorial equivalent
of Chinese water torture.
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Look, we had fun.
Let's just call it...
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Call it a day and cash out.
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What just like that?
Cold turkey?
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- You don't want to wean off me?
- No, look,
I told you what I want.
241
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,757
I want to focus on work.
242
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:08,861
There are plenty of other women
in the office who would
gladly fill the role.
243
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,131
Terry needs to be followed
with a mop every time
you walk through.
244
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,298
Well, Terry...
245
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,068
And frankly,
I don't really see myself
246
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,204
waking up next
to those sideburns
for the rest of my life.
247
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:35,154
Hey.
248
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:39,691
We're looking for this tracking
number. We have ten minutes.
249
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,427
Well, what are we looking for?
250
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,630
Tuesday's moving into a rental
house. I need the address.
251
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:48,100
- It'll be on the contract.
- Isn't this illegal?
252
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,103
No, private businesses
handling deliveries
253
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,473
are not covered
by federal statutes,
254
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,875
You know, it's just against
company policy.
255
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,812
It is illegal to damage
mailboxes and pennies, though.
256
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,548
OK.
257
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,722
At the store, why didn't
you shoot Lulu and Tuesday?
258
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,158
That's not the story.
259
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,461
Yeah, but wouldn't you
want to get the shot?
260
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,730
They just shoot.
They don't think.
261
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,933
-
- I got it.
262
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,401
I got it!
263
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,805
You know,
there used to be rules.
264
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:30,242
Don't become part
of the story.
265
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,946
But they're just...
You know, they got no patience.
266
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:38,484
They just rush in
without knowing
what it is they want to get.
267
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:43,155
I mean, they get a shot,
but they don't get a story.
268
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,725
Stories are better.
269
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,730
You let Ozzy take your film.
270
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:55,734
Empty rolls.
Always carry empty rolls.
271
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,770
You got something
to give to security
when they pull you over.
272
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,507
Is that why you
don't shoot digital?
273
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:08,747
Oh. Ozzy's gonna be pissed.
274
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,322
No.
275
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,191
Aw, no!
276
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,062
Oh! No. Tristan!
277
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,771
Shh, it's OK, baby. It's OK.
278
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,573
It's OK. Daddy's here.
279
00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:38,110
It's OK.
Come on, sweetheart. Come on.
280
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,018
Mr. Konkey?
281
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,422
Shh. Shh.
282
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:54,826
Where were you?
I called and called.
283
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,995
You didn't come.
284
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,834
I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry.
285
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,404
Don't look at me like that.
286
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,040
Shh.
287
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,550
G... Go.
288
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,386
Mmm...
289
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,892
What are you doing? What...
Don't... no. Put that down!
Put it down!
290
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,560
- Sorry...
- Yeah... No...
291
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,262
Damn it, Jason!
292
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:33,131
It's my bathroom, too!
293
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,867
You exposed the film.
You've ruined it!
294
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,536
I gotta pee!
295
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,905
- Go pee outside in the yard.
- What?
296
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,207
Jason. Come here, sweetie.
297
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,976
You get away from him!
298
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:47,813
Do you think I'm pretty?
299
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:51,283
What's the matter, Little Lover?
Jealous?
300
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:52,651
Get away from him!
301
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:56,321
You left for college, Don.
302
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:59,958
What? Did you think
I was gonna wait for you?
303
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,094
Don?
304
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,862
Jason, get away from her!
305
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:07,266
If you touch him, Lynette,
I swear to God I'll kill you!
306
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,336
Get over here! I swear
to God I'll kill you!
Jason, get over here!
307
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:14,006
Jason, Come over here! Jason!
308
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,974
Get your ass over here!
Get over here!
309
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,809
Don.
310
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,813
Are you all right?
311
00:21:23,815 --> 00:21:26,051
I'm fine.
312
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:29,688
- Who's Jason?
- He's my brother.
313
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:42,134
I have a brother.
314
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,003
- He's in jail.
- Jason's in Oregon.
315
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:47,673
It's like jail
but with trees.
316
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,410
You miss him?
317
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,346
Yeah.
318
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,890
They go over there.
319
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:08,093
Hey, Kitty Ryder. Nice.
320
00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:27,079
Do you think Julia
could have paid someone
to follow you?
321
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:31,516
No, if she thought
something was going on,
she'd come out and ask.
322
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:35,787
- She doesn't set people up.
- This is not a set-up.
323
00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:40,425
You have half the photographers
in Hollywood on payroll,
324
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,928
and you don't
know who took this?
325
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:45,864
Yeah, that's bullshit.
326
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,368
You're always laying
your traps, aren't you?
Spinning your little webs.
327
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,303
And never have I met
a more willing fly.
328
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,905
Yeah, well, not anymore.
329
00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:58,443
That's right.
"Paid in full." I remember.
330
00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:00,679
Yeah, well, I thought
we were done with this.
331
00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:04,716
It's not that easy.
332
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,653
You know what this shit
could do to me, right?
333
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:14,192
Do you know it wou...
Oh, God.
334
00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:16,628
Do you know what
it would do to me?
335
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:22,234
Can you stop thinking about
yourself for one goddamn second?
336
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,669
I am the one being stalked here!
337
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:27,305
I'm the one who has
a stranger in their house,
338
00:23:27,305 --> 00:23:29,708
taking my picture,
following me around
339
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:33,812
when I'm alone, when I'm
sleeping and now with you.
340
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:37,516
I don't even know what he wants
or what he's going to do next,
341
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:41,119
and you're thinking
about yourself?
342
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:48,126
I'm sorry.
343
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:52,197
No, you're not. You think
I deserve this somehow.
344
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,134
You can go.
345
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:15,120
You know why I'm the only guy
that can make you come?
346
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:20,926
'Cause I'm the only one
that hates you as much
as you do.
347
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:25,430
Really?
348
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:29,167
Or do you just hate
the fact that I'm the only one
you can be yourself with?
349
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:06,905
It's light out.
Get in the passenger side.
350
00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:18,383
Why?
351
00:25:18,383 --> 00:25:21,820
People get nervous when they see
a guy sitting in a parked car.
352
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:24,789
On the passenger side,
looks like you're
waiting for someone.
353
00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:27,692
Oh.
354
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:30,762
What if she changed
her mind and decided
to go somewhere else?
355
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:33,632
How long are you
going to wait?
356
00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:39,037
Patience, persistence,
and point of view.
The three "P"s.
357
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:43,441
Like the three "R"s,
but they're "P"s.
358
00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:46,311
What's the longest you ever
waited to get the shot?
359
00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:49,881
I don't know.
I don't think about it.
360
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:53,051
That must be the hardest
part of the job, huh?
361
00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:01,860
You never get time to sleep.
You're always getting arrested.
362
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:06,965
People spit on you.
And there's always someone new
trying to steal your job.
363
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:14,973
My cousin, he's a house painter,
he was up on a ladder
364
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:18,176
and he saw Buffy the Vampire
Slayer sunbathing,
365
00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:20,946
and he took a picture
with his cell phone
and sold it for $5,000.
366
00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,750
- Lucky.
- Luck.
367
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:28,119
It's not one
of the three "P"s.
368
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,061
You ever take drugs
to stay awake?
369
00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:37,662
To stay sane.
370
00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:43,501
I guess it helps to be
a little crazy, huh?
371
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:03,188
- It's me.
- Well, I recognize the voice.
372
00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:06,524
You said you didn't want
to wake up to sideburns, so...
373
00:27:06,524 --> 00:27:07,859
That's why?
374
00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:11,196
I wanted to show you
that I was serious.
375
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,634
Well, I wasn't.
376
00:27:17,035 --> 00:27:19,671
You... What?
377
00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:22,107
Serious.
About the sideburns.
378
00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:28,013
I mean, I didn't
like them, but that
wasn't the deal-breaker.
379
00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:30,682
- You didn't have
to take me literally.
-
380
00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:39,524
Listen, I got a sales call
in San Francisco on Friday.
381
00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:41,259
We could hop
the corporate jet,
382
00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:45,263
then hop down to this
little bed and breakfast
in Carmel for the weekend.
383
00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:46,498
No, I don't think so.
384
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,366
- Come on, it'll be fun.
- No.
385
00:27:48,366 --> 00:27:52,570
- Come on.
- Let's not make this harder.
386
00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:14,092
Would you mind if
I showed you some...
a few pictures that I took?
387
00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:19,297
You don't have to. Just...
388
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,468
Tell me if they suck.
389
00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:36,915
You got an eye.
390
00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:49,728
This one,
the way her hand covers his,
391
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,398
the way she leans up
on the balls of her feet,
392
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:56,901
she needs him more,
and she loves him more.
393
00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:02,674
No, this is good
photojournalism.
394
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:04,642
You got the story.
395
00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:06,945
Yeah? You're not shitting me?
396
00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:08,480
I got an eye?
397
00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:13,885
That's great,
that's great.
398
00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,321
Because I mean,
I stink at everything else.
399
00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:18,356
So this is it.
400
00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:21,359
It has to be, you know?
401
00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:26,030
Hey, do you mind, uh...
402
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,233
I won't be on you
all the time or anything,
403
00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:31,236
but you mind if I just show
you stuff, get your opinion?
404
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,173
- OK.
- Yeah?
405
00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:38,643
Oh, thanks. Really. Thanks.
406
00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:41,980
I know you can teach me stuff
that's not in books.
407
00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:47,452
Thanks for coming.
408
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:52,390
I welcome the opportunity to
meet a new buyer, Ms. Spiller.
409
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,492
- Lucy.
- Lucy.
410
00:29:54,492 --> 00:29:57,629
Well, Lucy, we're
a new agency. We don't
have a track record yet.
411
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,030
But we'll get there.
412
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:02,233
I hear you have
a good relationship
with the community
413
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:06,037
- from drug-dealing days,
no offense.
- Open secret.
414
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:09,974
- I'm hoping we can do business.
- Nothing would make me happier.
415
00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:14,078
- You're not exclusive
to my competition?
- Not at all.
416
00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:16,347
- If I made you an offer?
- Door is wide open.
417
00:30:16,347 --> 00:30:20,084
- Talking about
the same photograph?
- We are.
418
00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:23,822
I'm not talking long lens
or out of focus.
I need a cover.
419
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,391
You'll see his
tongue in her mouth.
420
00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:29,527
- How much?
- May I?
421
00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:32,063
Mm-hmm.
422
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:37,735
-
- Excuse me.
423
00:30:37,735 --> 00:30:41,873
-
- Sorry, business. You know.
424
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:53,218
I think we can make
this happen. Impress me.
425
00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:56,654
And here I thought
I already did.
426
00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:20,612
Hi, Ozzy Romero
just promised me
a cover before closing.
427
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:22,814
Yeah, he did time for dealing.
428
00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:24,382
Too dumb to do this on his own.
429
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:27,252
Has someone on the inside,
someone he knows from Tommy.
430
00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:30,555
- Where are you?
- Outside Tuesday's rental.
431
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,057
OK, forget about the house.
Follow Ozzy's guys.
432
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,793
Oh, and Don,
he's using a two-way.
433
00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:39,530
I got it. G-13 Pictures.
Let's go.
434
00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:42,734
We spent all night watching
Tuesday's house. We're leaving?
435
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:43,968
Uh-huh.
436
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,650
Here's the book. I can't
make the newsstand meeting.
437
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,585
We'll have to reschedule.
438
00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:03,821
What, did you lose a bet?
439
00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:06,190
- Lay off Willa.
- Excuse me?
440
00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:09,627
You had your fun. Let it go.
441
00:32:09,627 --> 00:32:13,798
She's a good reporter.
She doesn't deserve to be
watching Real World reruns.
442
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:17,535
- Wow. Did you shave off
your balls as well, Brent?
- Will you lay off her?
443
00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:21,172
I can't have my staff
thinking that a Barrow
blow job is a hall pass.
444
00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:24,876
She dumped me.
Does she get points
for that?
445
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:27,111
Yeah, a few.
446
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:29,814
- Yeah.
- Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
447
00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:32,317
Want me to warm up a teapot
and have a heart-to-heart?
448
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,052
We'd be one heart short.
449
00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:37,622
Grow 'em back, Brent.
Your balls, I mean.
You'll feel better.
450
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:51,102
Julia? Hi! It's Laura Baum.
We met when I worked
with Jonathan.
451
00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:53,838
How are you?
I was his assistant.
452
00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:55,807
Oh, of course.
How are you?
453
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:59,744
I'm good. Oh! Can I just
say how great you look?
454
00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:02,513
Seriously, you look great!
455
00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:06,718
Thanks. I was supposed
to talk to Quinn about
the Guy Ritchie project.
456
00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:08,753
Quinn's on a conference call.
457
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:12,957
He's hoping to join us later,
but he's slammed. He's so sorry.
458
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:17,028
Excuse me a second.
459
00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:18,997
What's the damage?
460
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:22,800
You're shitting me, right?
$2,700?
461
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,970
It was a goddamn
fender bender.
462
00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:30,641
Right. Fine.
In case you are wondering,
this is why people hate Greeks.
463
00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:34,846
Uh, maybe
I should call Quinn.
464
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:38,082
Oh, no, he's got me totally
up to speed. $2,700!
465
00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:40,084
I mean, that's
after the deductible.
466
00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:42,720
We let these people in our
country, give them business,
467
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,922
and it's like,
"Thanks for the opportunity."
468
00:33:44,922 --> 00:33:47,925
All right, so maybe
we should just do this later.
469
00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:52,697
No, I'm sorry, it's...
Letting it go.
470
00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:59,370
The Guy Ritchie project.
They love, love, love you.
471
00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,407
But it's a pass.
472
00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:06,310
It's a pass?
473
00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:10,948
But that was a great meeting.
I don't understand.
474
00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:13,217
I know. It's not fair.
475
00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:18,756
That said, how'd you
like to be killed on CSI?
476
00:34:20,258 --> 00:34:24,595
- What? Oh, Jesus!
- It's a top-ten show.
477
00:34:24,595 --> 00:34:28,466
I don't care. I don't want
people thinking of me like that.
478
00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:32,703
Julia, the problem
is people aren't really
thinking of you at all.
479
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,473
Get me in again.
480
00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:38,242
Honey, I'm sorry.
481
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,911
They're going
a different way.
482
00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:47,718
- Will you give Quinn a message?
- Sure.
483
00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:53,091
I love, love, love him,
but I'm going a different way.
484
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,959
Tell him he's fired.
485
00:34:57,061 --> 00:35:00,264
Shit.
486
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:15,346
- Hey, it's me.
Is Ozzy there?
- Hold on.
487
00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:16,848
You hear everything?
488
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:20,852
Yeah, they're using
push-to-talk,
800 megahertz SMR spectrum.
489
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:24,088
I need to see you kiss
her. In good light. Sharp.
490
00:35:24,088 --> 00:35:26,124
Out front, then.
Near the street.
491
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,693
That's gotta be the insider!
You got him!
492
00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,294
How soon?
493
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,030
This isn't a train.
Just park yourself.
494
00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:35,199
When we're ready,
we'll get there.
495
00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:37,301
- Drive.
- Where we going?
496
00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:40,404
Weren't you listening? "We'll
come out." Tommy's the insider.
497
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:42,940
He's playing both girls
for a headline.
498
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,782
-
- Hey, babe!
499
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:54,919
Hey.
500
00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:56,888
How'd it go?
501
00:35:56,888 --> 00:36:00,691
Julia, hey. What's wrong?
502
00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:05,997
They didn't want me.
503
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:11,536
Babe, come on.
They're assholes.
Hey, don't cry.
504
00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:13,137
Come on.
505
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:16,908
- She wants me to do CSI.
- Who does?
506
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:21,145
Sally, Susie, whatever.
Jonathan's old assistant.
507
00:36:21,145 --> 00:36:23,981
Jesus, I mean, last week,
she was getting me water.
508
00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:26,717
Wait. So Quinn wasn't there?
509
00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:30,855
- All right, I'm calling him.
- No. I fired that jerk.
510
00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:35,893
- You fired him?
- Yeah.
511
00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:38,863
God, I even paid Annmarie
to dress me.
512
00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:41,933
Hey.
513
00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:45,603
You look beautiful.
514
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:04,589
Keep still.
515
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,531
What if they set us up?
516
00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:15,766
Why aren't they here?
517
00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:17,468
They'll be here.
518
00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:25,910
I could go back to her house.
519
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,479
Stay here. Be patient.
520
00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:31,882
Just in case. Back-up.
I mean, it's been
almost four hours.
521
00:37:31,882 --> 00:37:35,419
We stay here
till we get the shot.
522
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:53,371
What if they changed the plans?
I'm gonna get the scanner
from the car.
523
00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:56,073
OK.
524
00:38:12,923 --> 00:38:15,293
Hey, I know you.
525
00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:23,234
- I'm just on my way home, OK?
- Bullshit.
He's got cameras in the car.
526
00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,437
- Where is he?
- Who?
527
00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:28,072
Don't play me.
528
00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:33,277
Oh, the crazy guy?
I ditched him.
Why split the sale?
529
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:34,879
That's how
you want to play it?
530
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,518
Tough guy, huh?
531
00:38:42,553 --> 00:38:45,256
You like that?
You want some of this?
532
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,593
That's right!
533
00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:52,330
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no...
534
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,069
You like to zap shit, huh?
535
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,950
How do you like that, boy?!
536
00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:15,152
Whatcha gonna do, bitch? What?
537
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,500
Fry, bitch, fry!
538
00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:36,173
Hey, guys! We're missing the
shot! Let's go! Let's go!
539
00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:59,397
Yeah, ambulance, 41 Vine.
540
00:40:05,536 --> 00:40:08,506
You're gonna be OK!
541
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:10,641
Can you hear me?
542
00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:13,411
Don't move! Yeah. Don't move.
Don't move. Don't move.
543
00:40:14,779 --> 00:40:16,180
You've probably got some...
544
00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:18,616
You...
545
00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:26,257
Don.
546
00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:34,698
Don...
547
00:40:36,033 --> 00:40:37,835
I'm sorry.
548
00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:54,418
No!
549
00:40:55,986 --> 00:40:58,289
Am... the...
550
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:05,529
The am... the ambulance is
coming. The ambulance is coming.
551
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:07,798
And they're
gonna fix you up, OK?
552
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,900
You're gonna be OK.
But you don't move, OK?
553
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:14,371
Don't move. You can't move.
But they'll be here soon,
I promise.
554
00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:19,376
But I gotta go.
555
00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:23,214
I-I-I gotta go.
556
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:28,552
Sorry!
557
00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:31,255
Come on, people! Why am I
still waiting for my mock-up?
558
00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:33,824
Oh, thank God, Don.
Danielle, rush processing.
559
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,594
Push it to 3200.
560
00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,095
It's gonna be a great story.
561
00:41:39,396 --> 00:41:40,865
Oh, my God,
you're bleeding.
562
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:46,003
No, it's his blood.
I got it on me. But I did it.
563
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,972
Whose blood?
Jesus. What did you do?
564
00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:51,642
- I got you your cover.
- Whose blood, Don?
565
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,745
Marqui's.
He's hurt really bad, Lucy.
566
00:41:54,745 --> 00:41:57,648
OK, I'm sure
he's gonna be all right.
567
00:41:57,648 --> 00:41:59,950
- Wait in my office.
- Images in 15 minutes,
568
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:02,019
but you need
to write the cover line now.
569
00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:04,321
- OK. All right. Don! Don, wait!
- Lucy.
570
00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:07,057
All right! Shit.
571
00:42:56,540 --> 00:42:59,176
- Lucy?
- Mm-hmm?
572
00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:01,612
It's The Real World.
573
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:05,649
What's with the text boxes?
574
00:43:05,649 --> 00:43:09,219
I called cast members
from past seasons to find out
what they've done since.
575
00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:11,188
Pull-quoted
interesting stories.
576
00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:14,158
And it's a mini
"Where Are They Now?"
577
00:43:14,158 --> 00:43:18,162
You called every cast member
for the past 18 seasons?
578
00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,998
Couldn't track a few,
but, yeah.
579
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,170
We don't have room for it
in this issue, but...
580
00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:27,738
...I'll keep it on hold.
581
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,976
What's that on your hands?
582
00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:34,812
Oh...
583
00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:40,517
Oh, my God.
584
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,490
- Did you see that?
- Check it out.
585
00:43:53,163 --> 00:43:56,567
- What's going on?
-
586
00:43:57,901 --> 00:43:59,236
Shut it down.
587
00:43:59,236 --> 00:44:01,271
How? We don't know
where it's coming from.
588
00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:09,680
What are you all looking at?
Close the book. Let's go!
589
00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:22,860
Both magazines report
this week on Tuesday
Nelson's secret affair
590
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:26,096
with her best friend's fiancé,
artist Tommy Spiro.
591
00:44:26,096 --> 00:44:31,669
Only Dirt Now has the exclusive
that it was Spiro who
engineered the trysts,
592
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:35,639
then even leaked the news
of his cheating
to a rogue paparazzi agency.
593
00:44:35,639 --> 00:44:40,911
Since the scandal broke,
online sales of Spiro's
artwork have skyrocketed.
594
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:46,850
Use film, not digital.
595
00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:50,421
You can trust film.
596
00:44:53,957 --> 00:44:58,896
No one will remember them,
who they were fighting with,
597
00:44:58,896 --> 00:45:02,232
what drugs they were taking,
who they were screwing.
598
00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:06,503
'Cause tomorrow,
there'll be another story.
599
00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:11,909
Nobody stays.
600
00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:17,114
Nothing stays.
601
00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:21,585
Just this.