1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:05,156 [Don] I'm Don Konkey, Dirt Now's schizophrenic photographer 2 00:00:05,156 --> 00:00:06,891 and voiceover extraordinaire. 3 00:00:06,891 --> 00:00:09,860 - Last week was a bitch... - [gunshots] 4 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:11,228 Get back! Get back! 5 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:13,864 ...especially for Lucy's assistant, Kenny. 6 00:00:13,864 --> 00:00:15,366 [all screaming] 7 00:00:17,602 --> 00:00:20,438 Barrow and Willa seem to be getting along nicely. 8 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:22,540 Meet me in the supply closet in 20 minutes. 9 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:26,177 ...really, really, really, really, really nicely. 10 00:00:26,177 --> 00:00:28,012 [gasping] I've got 13 minutes. 11 00:00:28,012 --> 00:00:32,316 [Don] Julia came home from rehab, but her mind seemed elsewhere. 12 00:00:32,316 --> 00:00:35,853 Holt was happy to see her, but his mind seemed elsewhere, too. 13 00:00:35,853 --> 00:00:39,857 - I need to be with you. - You mean inside of me? 14 00:00:39,857 --> 00:00:43,194 - Yeah. - [Don] Julia's had it rough lately. 15 00:00:43,194 --> 00:00:45,463 The sex tape of her and Johnny Gage is out there, 16 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:47,031 and she doesn't know who has it. 17 00:00:47,031 --> 00:00:49,700 Who are you trying to protect, Holt? 18 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:53,204 That's Julia with her lesbian smack dealer, Garbo. 19 00:00:53,204 --> 00:00:55,940 Since she left rehab, she doesn't do either anymore. 20 00:00:55,940 --> 00:00:59,710 Well, at least they caught Lucy's stalker, right? 21 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:03,047 Right? [scoffs] 22 00:01:03,047 --> 00:01:05,916 [downtempo electronic music plays] 23 00:01:05,916 --> 00:01:07,585 [couple moaning] 24 00:01:13,524 --> 00:01:18,229 ♪ Kiss me on the floor ♪ 25 00:01:18,229 --> 00:01:22,366 ♪ Your love like chloroform ♪ 26 00:01:29,473 --> 00:01:31,242 I love you, Holt. 27 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:34,912 I love you. 28 00:01:39,984 --> 00:01:41,886 [Julia] Holt? 29 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:48,959 What? What's wrong, baby? 30 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,732 Babe, what happened? 31 00:01:54,732 --> 00:01:58,436 You haven't made love to me like that in months. 32 00:01:58,436 --> 00:02:01,272 I'm just, I'm wiped out, all right? 33 00:02:01,272 --> 00:02:05,609 But you were so passionate. I was about to come. 34 00:02:07,745 --> 00:02:09,113 Here... 35 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,857 All right, fine. I'll make myself come. 36 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:23,227 [moans] 37 00:02:27,264 --> 00:02:31,802 ♪ This artificial love ♪ 38 00:02:33,671 --> 00:02:37,208 ♪ Artificial love ♪ 39 00:02:39,677 --> 00:02:41,078 [♪ Debby Holiday: Dig Deep] 40 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:42,680 ♪ Dig in Dig deep ♪ 41 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,416 ♪ Deserve what you reap ♪ 42 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:49,320 ♪ Don't you know the truth will set you free? ♪ 43 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,650 - [gunshot] - [Sammy] Move it! 44 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:57,987 - [Lucy] What is it you want? - I want respect! And I want it now! 45 00:02:57,987 --> 00:03:02,191 [Sammy] Do you have any idea what it's like to lose the compass in your life? 46 00:03:02,191 --> 00:03:04,560 We shouldn't have to work that hard for love. 47 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,162 The focus is me! 48 00:03:06,162 --> 00:03:10,800 I'm here. Goddamn it! I'm still here! 49 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,901 [man] Hello. 50 00:03:16,472 --> 00:03:20,343 Does it bother you that every time I look at you, I think of anthrax? 51 00:03:20,343 --> 00:03:23,980 You should feel honored. After 9/11, you were one of the few non-politicians 52 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:26,048 to get the gift of class-five chemicals. 53 00:03:26,048 --> 00:03:28,918 I'd rather have the fruit basket. 54 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:30,219 How are you? 55 00:03:30,219 --> 00:03:32,922 - I'm fine. - [chuckles] 56 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:36,926 - What? - You're so full of shit. 57 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:40,696 Well, I've never been much of a navel-gazer. 58 00:03:40,696 --> 00:03:44,367 You watched your assistant take a bullet to the head. 59 00:03:44,367 --> 00:03:46,936 Your entire staff and your business were terrorized. 60 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:50,039 How did Sammy Winter get my personal number? 61 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:52,942 - How did he get into my car? - I'm still looking into it. 62 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:55,578 You know better than just about anybody how easy it is 63 00:03:55,578 --> 00:03:57,914 to get into someone's life and steal their soul. 64 00:03:57,914 --> 00:04:02,685 What we do has nothing to do with stalking or terrorizing people. 65 00:04:11,761 --> 00:04:15,198 He's not a weirdo. Give him a call. 66 00:04:18,234 --> 00:04:21,604 It's not just you. Your entire staff, 67 00:04:21,604 --> 00:04:24,707 haven't you noticed they're pretty wrecked? 68 00:04:24,707 --> 00:04:27,477 [techno music plays] 69 00:04:27,477 --> 00:04:30,646 [coughs] Mmm. Yes! 70 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:34,317 Mmm, I was having such a lousy night until I met you guys. 71 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,953 - You're sweet. - [laughs] 72 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:41,924 I love your hair. 73 00:04:41,924 --> 00:04:47,096 Oh, you do? Thank you. Yours is really pretty, too. 74 00:04:47,096 --> 00:04:50,600 My natural color is the color of shit in a mud puddle. 75 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:55,505 "Roses have thorns and silver fountains mud." 76 00:04:55,505 --> 00:04:58,808 "Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun, 77 00:04:58,808 --> 00:05:03,446 and loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud." 78 00:05:03,446 --> 00:05:07,350 - Hot. - The 35th Sonnet. It's the best one. 79 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:10,753 You guys know poetry? That's so awesome. 80 00:05:10,753 --> 00:05:13,956 All I know is, "Here I sit, brokenhearted..." 81 00:05:13,956 --> 00:05:15,825 [laughs] 82 00:05:15,825 --> 00:05:19,362 - You wanna know what's really awesome? - What? 83 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:22,031 That tattoo on the small of your back. 84 00:05:22,031 --> 00:05:25,568 It keeps going. Wanna see? 85 00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:30,907 Mmm... 86 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:59,669 Shall we move this to a more private venue? 87 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:02,004 [rock music plays] 88 00:06:14,317 --> 00:06:18,354 ♪ Overdue, overdue ♪ 89 00:06:18,354 --> 00:06:22,158 Why do I get the feeling you've done this before? [laughs] 90 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:30,032 ♪ Long ♪ 91 00:06:30,032 --> 00:06:40,943 ♪ So long ♪ 92 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:45,548 ♪ Dark horse lets you want it You ride and you ride ♪ 93 00:06:45,548 --> 00:06:50,620 ♪ You ride your way out of me Dark horse lets you want it ♪ 94 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:55,658 ♪ You ride and you ride and you ride your way out of me ♪ 95 00:06:55,658 --> 00:06:58,995 - I like walking with you. - Me too. With you. 96 00:06:58,995 --> 00:07:02,331 - Mm-hm. - [Abby chuckles] 97 00:07:02,331 --> 00:07:04,867 Oh, I can't. 98 00:07:16,112 --> 00:07:18,581 See? That wasn't so bad. 99 00:07:18,581 --> 00:07:22,385 You have really soft hands. 100 00:07:22,385 --> 00:07:24,553 - What a dickhead. - What? 101 00:07:24,553 --> 00:07:26,722 - Pussy boy. - I knew it. 102 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:30,726 - Knew what? - Aw, is little Donny scared? Little Donny Littledick? 103 00:07:30,726 --> 00:07:32,561 Please, I don't like you! I like her! 104 00:07:32,561 --> 00:07:37,566 Don, what's going on? I don't understand. 105 00:07:37,566 --> 00:07:40,569 - Don't make fun of her. Please! - That's right, pussy, beg. 106 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:43,906 [growls] 107 00:07:43,906 --> 00:07:47,610 Don! It's OK! Don! 108 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:50,980 Every single time! Every single time I have something! 109 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:53,049 A little bit of something for me, huh? 110 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:58,087 - OK, what do you got? - Celeb tragedies? 111 00:07:58,087 --> 00:08:00,289 OK... 112 00:08:00,289 --> 00:08:02,258 - Plastic surgery disasters? - No. 113 00:08:02,258 --> 00:08:05,961 I think we can get an at-home sit-down with Julia Roberts, something classy. 114 00:08:05,961 --> 00:08:10,599 People are cutting the magazine a lot of slack since the... thing. 115 00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:13,402 I'm sorry, I think I just dozed off for a second. 116 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:21,177 Guys, OK. OK, come on, guys. We have to have some fun. 117 00:08:21,177 --> 00:08:24,280 Ready? 118 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,282 [chuckling] 119 00:08:26,282 --> 00:08:29,385 OK, we bag it and make it look like you have to see the inside. 120 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:32,722 It's our first annual. It has to be great. 121 00:08:32,722 --> 00:08:34,690 It has to be startling. It has to be fun. 122 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:37,293 Come on. Sex. Celebrity. Scandal. Bring it! 123 00:08:37,293 --> 00:08:40,830 - "Sex and the stars." - Oh, God, generic! No! 124 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:42,965 "Battle of the bulge," who's packing among leading men. 125 00:08:42,965 --> 00:08:46,001 Wow, and while you're at it, see who's faking it. 126 00:08:46,001 --> 00:08:47,670 - "Celebrity cameltoe." - Love it. 127 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:49,905 - "Celeb mooseknuckle." - [all exclaim] 128 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,807 Is that the male version for cameltoe? 129 00:08:51,807 --> 00:08:54,643 - AKA "Man-gina." - AKA "Mameltoe." 130 00:08:54,643 --> 00:08:58,981 - Oh! Gross! OK, Kitty Ryder. - We don't do porn stars. 131 00:08:58,981 --> 00:09:01,183 She dated most of the Lakers, all of Motley Crue. 132 00:09:01,183 --> 00:09:04,253 She's got her own clothing line, makeup and sex toys. 133 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,921 - She's worth millions. - Get it. 134 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,823 - Hollywood hookers. - High-class. 135 00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:08,991 - Sex-toy parties! - Yes! 136 00:09:08,991 --> 00:09:10,192 - Celeb parties. - Yes! 137 00:09:10,192 --> 00:09:12,361 - Great movie orgasms. - Goddamn it, yes! 138 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,170 It's not bad. 139 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:23,873 You know, I like how you guys have to break into Los Alamos 140 00:09:23,873 --> 00:09:25,508 and steal the plutonium. 141 00:09:25,508 --> 00:09:28,377 - Yeah, it's cool, right? - Hmm. 142 00:09:28,377 --> 00:09:30,679 And the girl's part's not bad. Is it cast? 143 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:32,548 Well, they want me to read some people. 144 00:09:32,548 --> 00:09:37,219 Yo, do you mind? Come on, man. 145 00:09:37,219 --> 00:09:42,858 Well, I should play it. I mean, I could play a "forensic futurist." 146 00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:44,894 Quinn would probably shit. 147 00:09:44,894 --> 00:09:48,164 He'd never want me to play fourth banana on an action flick, but... 148 00:09:49,532 --> 00:09:52,234 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, for sure. 149 00:09:52,234 --> 00:09:54,970 I could get my production company going while we work, 150 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,239 and we'd be working together. 151 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,409 Yeah. 152 00:10:00,409 --> 00:10:03,746 I mean, they're, you know, they're talking to some people. 153 00:10:03,746 --> 00:10:07,283 - Who? - I don't know, like, like Amanda Peet. 154 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:15,157 - Christ. - OK, look, I'll talk to Teddy 155 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:18,227 and we'll see if it's worth pursuing, you know? 156 00:10:18,227 --> 00:10:20,930 Yeah. Thanks a lot, Mr. Hollywood. 157 00:10:26,802 --> 00:10:30,940 Look, I know you're... what, rattled? 158 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:35,311 But, honey, you can't publish our magazine with a triple "X" on it. 159 00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:37,913 - Our Wal-Mart rep actually cried. - Aw. 160 00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:41,517 They won't stock the issue. That's 30 percent right off the top. 161 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,519 We'll make it up at the newsstand. 162 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,788 Look, I know what you're doing. 163 00:10:45,788 --> 00:10:49,959 The sex issue, it's a great idea. I'm just saying lose the triple "X." 164 00:10:49,959 --> 00:10:53,796 Oh, Brent Barrow, eroding your freedom of speech one "X" at a time. 165 00:10:53,796 --> 00:10:58,434 - Spiller... - There's someone in your office. 166 00:10:59,835 --> 00:11:01,070 Hi. 167 00:11:03,639 --> 00:11:08,344 - How can I help you? - Nancy said that... 168 00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:10,379 I am so disappointed. 169 00:11:11,647 --> 00:11:14,516 I was expecting to see monsters, 170 00:11:14,516 --> 00:11:19,054 some kind of, you know, demon with fangs and claws. 171 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,290 Can you please just tell me why you're... 172 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:23,759 But I walk in here and I see two regular people 173 00:11:23,759 --> 00:11:26,795 I'd expect to meet in any regular setting, not the devil. 174 00:11:26,795 --> 00:11:30,232 - Not the... We're certainly not the... - At least not to look at. 175 00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:34,470 - I guess that makes it easier. - I don't like where this is going. 176 00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:37,973 You should have thought of that before you took advantage of my daughter, 177 00:11:37,973 --> 00:11:41,410 my virginal, 17-year-old daughter. 178 00:11:45,881 --> 00:11:49,018 - Seventeen? - Oh, Daddy... 179 00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:53,389 Maybe I should get someone from Legal in here. 180 00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:55,190 No, that's not necessary right now. 181 00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:58,294 I just wanted to look you two right in the eyes. 182 00:11:58,294 --> 00:12:00,229 And that's it? 183 00:12:00,229 --> 00:12:05,034 [chuckles] Well, you tell me. Is her virginity restored? 184 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:09,738 Is her innocence intact? Has she been un-raped? 185 00:12:09,738 --> 00:12:11,006 Whoa, wait a minute! 186 00:12:11,006 --> 00:12:12,841 Excuse me, she practically raped us! 187 00:12:12,841 --> 00:12:15,844 - Willa... - Thank you. As I was saying, 188 00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:19,381 as the father of a major international superstar, 189 00:12:19,381 --> 00:12:23,052 I have been in legal quandaries before pertaining to Rebecca. 190 00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:24,987 - Rebecca? - Banheart. 191 00:12:24,987 --> 00:12:27,423 [chuckles] Banheart. 192 00:12:27,423 --> 00:12:31,894 - You're Jimmy Ray Banheart. - That's right. 193 00:12:31,894 --> 00:12:35,931 Rebecca Banheart is a major brand 194 00:12:35,931 --> 00:12:38,767 with the pop career, with the reality show, 195 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:43,639 with the specials and the clothing, and I have the same plans for Dawni. 196 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,574 Or at least I did. 197 00:12:45,574 --> 00:12:47,409 Why would they vanish because... 198 00:12:47,409 --> 00:12:50,879 Because you and your friend used her, and you threw her away. 199 00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:54,616 You think that's funny? Look at her! After this thing hits, 200 00:12:54,616 --> 00:12:57,853 she will never be perceived as anything other than a little slut. 201 00:12:57,853 --> 00:12:59,855 - Daddy! - I'm sorry, but that's the facts. 202 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,793 How can we rectify this? 203 00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:08,797 When you're on the street begging instead of in the publisher's office. 204 00:13:08,797 --> 00:13:11,200 If this never reached the legal system, 205 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,902 you and I could come to some kind of understanding. 206 00:13:13,902 --> 00:13:18,540 An understanding? What are you trying to do? 207 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:22,144 Are you trying to bribe me from putting your ass in prison? 208 00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:25,214 You trying to buy me? Do you have any idea 209 00:13:25,214 --> 00:13:28,450 how much money I make managing Rebecca Banheart? 210 00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:33,989 - It's not about money. This is about justice. - I didn't mean to suggest... 211 00:13:33,989 --> 00:13:38,694 I just, you know, I thought what we do here might... 212 00:13:40,262 --> 00:13:42,131 ...help Dawni. 213 00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:45,868 Oh, you're gonna give her a cover, and it's all good? 214 00:13:50,272 --> 00:13:51,974 - Hey. - Lucy. 215 00:13:51,974 --> 00:13:55,077 - What's wrong? - Oh... 216 00:13:55,077 --> 00:13:58,147 Uh... Sh... 217 00:13:58,147 --> 00:14:00,015 She wants to... 218 00:14:00,015 --> 00:14:02,651 - Tell me. - ...to touch me. 219 00:14:02,651 --> 00:14:04,053 What? 220 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:08,190 She wants to touch me. She wants to, um... 221 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:14,329 - I don't know if I can. - Who, Don? 222 00:14:16,632 --> 00:14:17,866 Abby. 223 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,247 All right. 224 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,017 Hmm... Do you remember Lynette? 225 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,087 Your stepmother? I've met her. 226 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:41,090 She was closer to my age than my dad's. 227 00:14:46,495 --> 00:14:49,331 - Oh, Don... - She was an actress. 228 00:14:49,331 --> 00:14:52,568 She was in Boom Boom, All the Tigers, Full Catastrophe. 229 00:14:52,568 --> 00:14:57,339 I think I made her feel younger. I was 14. 230 00:14:57,339 --> 00:14:58,941 She called me Little Lover. 231 00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:05,647 Sometimes I liked it. 232 00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:13,155 Don, you know none of that is your fault, right? 233 00:15:14,756 --> 00:15:17,025 No. 234 00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:19,027 No, Lucy, I don't. 235 00:15:20,429 --> 00:15:23,232 No, Quinn, no. 236 00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:26,201 I don't think you understand the reality of the situation. 237 00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:32,107 If Teddy Jick doesn't want to hire the star of a number-one sitcom, I... 238 00:15:32,107 --> 00:15:34,810 Well, what if Holt threatened to walk? 239 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:38,313 Oh, my God, you have your head so far up his ass... 240 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,482 [sighs] 241 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:44,920 No, no. I'm sorry. 242 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,256 I know, please... 243 00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:52,194 No, I am not gonna be the new host of Deal or No Deal. 244 00:15:57,065 --> 00:15:59,668 Nothing. You know what, I have to go. 245 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:02,604 You know what? Let's just book it. OK. 246 00:16:02,604 --> 00:16:04,339 Nothing. 247 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,141 My favorite co-star. 248 00:16:06,141 --> 00:16:08,810 Hi, Johnny. Hey, Jeff. 249 00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:10,512 Hey, Jules. What up? 250 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,649 Nothing, I... They're just trying to talk me into being 251 00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:16,618 the female lead in Hard Charger, but I don't know. 252 00:16:16,618 --> 00:16:20,022 - I thought that was Amanda Peet. - [stifled laughter] 253 00:16:20,789 --> 00:16:22,691 What? 254 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:26,261 That is just a funny freaking name. "Amanda Peet." 255 00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:30,799 - Amanda Peeeeet! - You guys are high. 256 00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:34,303 - It helps the work. - You working? 257 00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:36,004 Yeah. 258 00:16:36,004 --> 00:16:38,340 We're writing a production draft of our movie. 259 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:40,876 You're doing a Jeff Stagliano film? 260 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,644 You gotta keep 'em guessing. 261 00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:45,747 This thing's gonna make The Brown Bunny look like Barney. 262 00:16:45,747 --> 00:16:48,650 We're talking full-frontal, hardcore-penetration, 263 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:51,320 non-linear, radical-polemic time. 264 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:55,190 - Boom. - Themes of death and loss and grief. 265 00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:57,492 Tons of pussy. 266 00:16:57,492 --> 00:17:01,163 Well, that sounds great. 267 00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:02,731 Gonna be awesome. 268 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:06,001 We've never worked together, Jeff. 269 00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:08,237 No, that's true. 270 00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:11,073 You've been "Julia Mallory, America's sweetheart." 271 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,442 Yeah, well, I'm not really that anymore, am I? 272 00:17:14,977 --> 00:17:16,845 So, what's the girl's part like? 273 00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:18,513 Oh, my God! 274 00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:22,217 That would be... Holy shit. 275 00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:25,487 - [chuckles] - But... dude... 276 00:17:26,989 --> 00:17:29,124 Right. 277 00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:35,364 She's gotta be super young, for the shock value. 278 00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:36,898 And then she can't be a star. 279 00:17:36,898 --> 00:17:39,835 You can't see it coming when the thing happens. 280 00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:42,271 Yeah, well, anyway, good luck with that. 281 00:17:43,872 --> 00:17:48,210 Hey, I'm gonna try to find an actress to take our order. 282 00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:51,913 - [stifled laughter] - Bye. 283 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,484 You look hot, Jules. 284 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,058 You raped me, you piece of shit. 285 00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:06,695 - I what? - You raped me. 286 00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:10,332 Is it rape when you beg me to do you harder? 287 00:18:13,235 --> 00:18:16,271 So, wait, you two have been dating, 288 00:18:16,271 --> 00:18:21,209 - screwing for some time now? - Yes. 289 00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:24,579 And you took home a 17-year-old girl and had sex with her. 290 00:18:24,579 --> 00:18:28,216 - Well, yes, but she didn't look... - Willa. 291 00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:31,219 And she just happens to be Rebecca Banheart's little sister, 292 00:18:31,219 --> 00:18:34,656 meaning her father is that nut job, Jimmy Ray Banheart. 293 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,225 - What does he want? - He wants me in jail. 294 00:18:37,225 --> 00:18:40,262 - Mm-hmm? - But he'll settle for three covers. 295 00:18:40,262 --> 00:18:44,666 Three?! Jesus. I've always been mystified by the whole Rebecca Banheart phenomenon. 296 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,936 What was the hook, how stupid she is? 297 00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:49,404 Stupid is the new black. 298 00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:51,606 I think it was the tomato that clinched it. 299 00:18:51,606 --> 00:18:54,843 Well, somebody offered her a beefsteak tomato, 300 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,412 and she declined on account of being a vegetarian. 301 00:18:57,412 --> 00:19:01,550 And you were captivated by her underage sister. Wow. 302 00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:03,819 There are just so many levels here. 303 00:19:03,819 --> 00:19:07,989 I know you love the torture, but really, our sex lives are of no business... 304 00:19:07,989 --> 00:19:09,091 - Brent. - Yeah? 305 00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:11,193 - Shut up. - Yeah. 306 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,096 I have nothing on him in the vault. We have to go out, 307 00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:17,532 we have to get every piece of imaginable dirt on Jimmy Ray Banheart. 308 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,868 Cover the little songbirds while you're at it. 309 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,304 I don't care how seemingly banal it is. Just get it. 310 00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:25,474 - Get medical, dental, whatever. - OK. I'm on my way. 311 00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:29,277 If this goes public, it could do some real damage to this magazine. 312 00:19:29,277 --> 00:19:33,281 This is your problem, both of you. You need to fix it. 313 00:19:33,281 --> 00:19:36,551 - Oh, and Brent? - Yeah. 314 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,720 We are so doing the sex Issue. 315 00:19:39,521 --> 00:19:42,124 Polybag. Triple "X." 316 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,129 Now jog in place. 317 00:19:49,531 --> 00:19:51,967 Are you sure you're listening to my heart? 318 00:19:53,268 --> 00:19:55,670 [woman] Oh! That's cold and hard! 319 00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,809 Now open wide and say "ah." 320 00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:03,178 [woman] Ahh... 321 00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:05,680 [man] Cut! Great. Take five and back for the oral. 322 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,249 Mr. Hagopian? 323 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,851 No, I'm Johnson Long. 324 00:20:09,851 --> 00:20:13,789 Your real name's Tim Hagopian, born Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, 1974. 325 00:20:13,789 --> 00:20:16,158 Could you not announce my citizenship status? 326 00:20:16,158 --> 00:20:17,325 - Sorry. - What's up? 327 00:20:17,325 --> 00:20:19,127 Where's Kitty Ryder? 328 00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:21,163 She was supposed to be starring opposite you. 329 00:20:21,163 --> 00:20:23,565 I don't know. Before this, she never missed a day. 330 00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:26,802 - Any idea where she is? - Why? 331 00:20:26,802 --> 00:20:30,205 My boss wants to do a story about her. 332 00:20:30,205 --> 00:20:32,474 Ahem. Nah. Good luck finding her. 333 00:20:32,474 --> 00:20:35,410 There's 50 PAs driving all over looking for her right now. 334 00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:37,345 Lucy wants the story. 335 00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:44,920 Oh, I'm sorry, man. I gotta chub up for the oral. 336 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,556 - OK. - All right. 337 00:20:51,226 --> 00:20:54,362 I hurt my back, and when I woke up, 338 00:20:54,362 --> 00:20:57,632 it was like the world was over me. 339 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,503 I'm not over you. 340 00:21:01,503 --> 00:21:03,638 Oh, God. I'm so not over you. 341 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:07,742 Every time the goddamn doorbell rings, I think it might be you. 342 00:21:09,678 --> 00:21:12,214 I'm sorry. 343 00:21:12,214 --> 00:21:14,282 I just disappeared. 344 00:21:15,617 --> 00:21:18,487 Nah. You got clean. That's huge. 345 00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:22,524 I hate it. I can't handle real. 346 00:21:22,524 --> 00:21:25,060 I think you can. 347 00:21:29,197 --> 00:21:30,832 Make love to me straight. 348 00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:41,843 Don't get high. But don't go. 349 00:21:43,144 --> 00:21:46,281 - Make love with me. - I need it. 350 00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:49,718 - And then us. - Look. 351 00:21:49,718 --> 00:21:53,121 This doesn't happen to me. 352 00:21:53,121 --> 00:21:56,258 But I love you. I'm in love with you, Julia. 353 00:21:56,258 --> 00:21:58,793 - Fix me. - No. 354 00:21:58,793 --> 00:22:03,164 Please, please fix me. Please. I need the soft. 355 00:22:03,164 --> 00:22:05,100 Then I'll make you come so good. 356 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,003 It's not... OK, you're not hearing me. 357 00:22:08,003 --> 00:22:12,173 I am hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore that part because... 358 00:22:12,173 --> 00:22:16,444 I only love you when I'm high. 359 00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:18,079 I don't love you. I love Holt. 360 00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:21,783 Fix me. 361 00:22:23,118 --> 00:22:25,353 - You're a goddamn user. - Please! 362 00:22:25,353 --> 00:22:28,123 You use me, use my dope, then go back and use your boyfriend. 363 00:22:31,459 --> 00:22:35,297 You are gonna die using. The people, the dope. 364 00:22:38,967 --> 00:22:41,937 Just sell me a goddamn bag of tar. 365 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,577 It's on me. Get out. 366 00:22:57,786 --> 00:23:00,822 [cell phone rings] 367 00:23:00,822 --> 00:23:03,325 [Willa] Hey, Curtis. Willa. 368 00:23:03,325 --> 00:23:06,127 - Hey, Will. - I need a favor. 369 00:23:06,127 --> 00:23:09,230 I can't. I'm stepping into a meeting. 370 00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:12,767 No, you're not. Look across the street. 371 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,270 Busted. 372 00:23:17,372 --> 00:23:21,109 You know, this whole tabloid stalkerazzi thing is getting a little creepy. 373 00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:24,779 - I actually do have drinks. - Just give me two minutes. 374 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:27,182 What's up? One of our artists banging a tranny? 375 00:23:27,182 --> 00:23:29,818 Probably, but that's not why I'm here. 376 00:23:29,818 --> 00:23:33,521 I need anything on the Banhearts, especially the father. 377 00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:37,158 He was a faith healer in Alabama or something. 378 00:23:37,158 --> 00:23:39,628 One day God spoke to him and said Rebecca's double Ds 379 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,130 were meant to be bouncing around in bad music videos. 380 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:46,501 That was it. He started managing them both, and in a year Rebecca 381 00:23:46,501 --> 00:23:48,970 was on magazines, Stick It to Ya was on the charts. 382 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,705 The reality show was in the works. 383 00:23:50,705 --> 00:23:53,408 - What about the mother? - They got divorced years ago. 384 00:23:53,408 --> 00:23:56,711 I think she still gets a piece of the royalties or something. 385 00:23:58,747 --> 00:24:01,249 [music playing in porn film] 386 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:05,220 [man] I sure hope I can score today. 387 00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:09,891 Oh, you'll score. It's a sure thing. 388 00:24:09,891 --> 00:24:10,925 [man] Oh, yeah... 389 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,962 [woman] Oh, yeah... 390 00:24:13,962 --> 00:24:17,499 [man] Oh, yeah... 391 00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:28,176 [Don] Kenny? 392 00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:30,478 Don? Don, is that you? 393 00:24:30,478 --> 00:24:33,615 It's me, Kenny. Can you, can you hear me? 394 00:24:33,615 --> 00:24:35,984 Don, where am I? I don't like it. 395 00:24:35,984 --> 00:24:38,787 - Please help me. - I'm sorry, Kenny. 396 00:24:38,787 --> 00:24:41,322 Don, it's so lonely here. 397 00:24:41,322 --> 00:24:44,192 - Come back, lover. - [Don] Lynette? 398 00:24:45,627 --> 00:24:48,096 Please, Don, I don't feel safe. 399 00:24:48,096 --> 00:24:51,933 Don? Donny? Is that you? 400 00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:53,601 [baby talk] Little Lover? 401 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,009 Come here, Donny. 402 00:25:01,009 --> 00:25:04,446 I've missed you so much. 403 00:25:05,947 --> 00:25:07,716 Miss me? 404 00:25:09,184 --> 00:25:12,120 - [knock on door] - [woman moaning] 405 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,789 [Abby] Don? 406 00:25:14,789 --> 00:25:16,858 I brought cookies from work. 407 00:25:16,858 --> 00:25:20,628 Finikia, the little Greek ones. 408 00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:28,069 Abby, I'm really glad it's you. 409 00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:29,404 I'm glad you're glad. 410 00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:34,709 - Can I come in? - Yeah. OK. 411 00:25:34,709 --> 00:25:36,411 [moaning continues] 412 00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:38,880 - What are you doing? - Watching porn. 413 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,250 - It's for work. - Oh, really? 414 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:46,321 Kitty Ryder. She's the queen of porn. 415 00:25:46,321 --> 00:25:49,324 Decided to quit. I have to take her picture. 416 00:25:49,324 --> 00:25:52,527 - Why are you watching all her movies? - I think she's beautiful. 417 00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:54,195 Oh, me too. 418 00:25:57,866 --> 00:26:01,903 - Can I watch with you? - Sure. 419 00:26:13,148 --> 00:26:16,151 Can I have a cookie? 420 00:26:36,504 --> 00:26:38,907 [woman moaning on television] 421 00:26:38,907 --> 00:26:42,644 I'm a decent astrologer. I'd like to do your chart. 422 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,345 When's your birthday? 423 00:26:44,345 --> 00:26:47,682 - Tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 424 00:26:47,682 --> 00:26:50,451 - Mmm. - Do you have plans? 425 00:26:50,451 --> 00:26:54,756 I was gonna get a cake and let little Tristan lick some of the frosting off. 426 00:26:54,756 --> 00:26:58,226 - Do you like cake? - I like cake. 427 00:26:58,226 --> 00:27:03,398 I like it with whipped-cream... frosting on. 428 00:27:03,398 --> 00:27:06,167 I like it with berries on. 429 00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:10,872 One time, Lucy got a cake from Sweet Lady Jane. 430 00:27:10,872 --> 00:27:14,576 I wanted to stick my face into it. 431 00:27:14,576 --> 00:27:17,445 I wanted the whole thing to myself. 432 00:27:17,445 --> 00:27:22,550 Let me bring the cake, Don. 433 00:27:22,550 --> 00:27:24,452 OK. 434 00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:43,171 [knocking on door] 435 00:27:47,308 --> 00:27:49,944 It's the door. 436 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,916 Don, I need to talk to you. 437 00:27:56,651 --> 00:27:58,786 - Oh, God. - Hello, Lucy. 438 00:27:58,786 --> 00:28:01,489 Hello, Abby. I guess you're still real. 439 00:28:01,489 --> 00:28:03,391 I am, thank you. And you? 440 00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,627 I need to talk to Don for a minute. 441 00:28:05,627 --> 00:28:07,462 I'll be in the kitchen. 442 00:28:08,963 --> 00:28:12,734 Don, have you been following me? 443 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,836 Have you been taking my picture? 444 00:28:14,836 --> 00:28:17,972 - No, was I supposed to? - No. 445 00:28:17,972 --> 00:28:19,707 Did you take this picture? 446 00:28:19,707 --> 00:28:22,777 No, Lucy, I would never take this picture. 447 00:28:22,777 --> 00:28:25,613 I mean, the composition is bad, the light's terrible, 448 00:28:25,613 --> 00:28:29,517 and it's pixilated, which means it's digital, and I don't like digital. 449 00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:33,488 It looks like it's been taken by a security camera, a cheap one. 450 00:28:33,488 --> 00:28:36,858 Probably a nanny cam or something from The Spy Store. 451 00:28:36,858 --> 00:28:40,261 - I'm sorry. - Why? 452 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:43,932 - Do you understand what this is? - Yeah. 453 00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:46,501 Do you like him? 454 00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:53,007 Somebody's taking your picture, and you didn't know they were taking it. 455 00:28:53,007 --> 00:28:56,678 Yes. Someone is trying to do something to scare me. 456 00:28:56,678 --> 00:28:59,013 They're doing what we do. 457 00:29:03,351 --> 00:29:05,853 Holt, look at me. 458 00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,457 [video game beeps] 459 00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:12,126 I'm sorry it didn't work out with Hard Charger. 460 00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:14,362 I don't give a shit about Hard Charger. 461 00:29:14,362 --> 00:29:17,732 I just went to Garbo's, and I scored some dope. 462 00:29:17,732 --> 00:29:19,634 Oh, for Christ's sake, Julia! 463 00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:22,270 - Look, there it is. - What are you doing? 464 00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:25,606 That's the purest shit she's ever given me. Enough to put me in a coma. 465 00:29:25,606 --> 00:29:27,709 What, so you're seeing her again? 466 00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:31,779 No, no. I'm not seeing her. And I haven't touched the dope. 467 00:29:31,779 --> 00:29:33,815 I'm seeing you. 468 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:39,287 I'm seeing the man I love in front of me disappearing into his stardom, 469 00:29:39,287 --> 00:29:41,456 just the way I did. 470 00:29:41,456 --> 00:29:44,392 Maybe you have to. Doesn't matter, it's not about that. 471 00:29:44,392 --> 00:29:48,062 It's about whether the two of us are gonna make it. 472 00:29:48,062 --> 00:29:52,000 Separately, together... 473 00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:56,237 - Julia... - No, no, listen. 474 00:29:56,237 --> 00:30:01,175 In my program, they talk about doing 475 00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:03,745 a searching and fearless moral inventory. 476 00:30:03,745 --> 00:30:07,281 And, oh, my God, I've been blowing it off 477 00:30:07,281 --> 00:30:12,420 because do I not wanna look at all the ways that I have wronged people, 478 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:16,524 and I've sold my own self short. Everywhere I look, 479 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:19,594 I see someone I've hurt or someone who's hurt me, 480 00:30:19,594 --> 00:30:24,298 and I know I've hurt you. I know I have. 481 00:30:24,298 --> 00:30:27,535 And I know you were honest with me about the accident 482 00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:30,738 and I just want to be honest with you 483 00:30:30,738 --> 00:30:34,208 and see if there is some ground zero in this relationship. 484 00:30:38,179 --> 00:30:40,548 I slept with Johnny Gage... 485 00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:43,851 ...and you saw it. 486 00:30:43,851 --> 00:30:46,320 And my God, Holt, I can't... 487 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,791 I can't tell you how sick I've been about it, 488 00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:52,927 how afraid I've been that you'd leave if I brought it up 489 00:30:52,927 --> 00:30:55,963 or if it got out, what that would do to us. 490 00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:59,734 I kept thinking if I just get high enough, maybe it would go away. 491 00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:02,236 And it doesn't matter right now. 492 00:31:02,236 --> 00:31:04,939 I was roofied or drugged with something. 493 00:31:06,374 --> 00:31:10,244 But for all I know, I was just drunk and high, 494 00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:13,748 and I slept with him because we were working together, 495 00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:15,917 and isn't that just what we do? 496 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:19,520 We pretend until it crosses over 497 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,623 and suddenly we've wrecked our whole lives. 498 00:31:22,623 --> 00:31:25,093 And we walk around playing make-believe, 499 00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:29,330 never really thinking about what's gonna happen when we go off book. 500 00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:33,668 [sighs] I'm sorry, Holt. 501 00:31:33,668 --> 00:31:38,005 I am just so sorry. 502 00:31:51,385 --> 00:31:52,854 Listen to me. 503 00:31:55,323 --> 00:31:59,894 - I'm gonna get the sex tape back. - OK. 504 00:32:02,497 --> 00:32:04,532 And then we're gonna start from scratch. 505 00:32:04,532 --> 00:32:07,201 All right? 506 00:32:07,201 --> 00:32:09,237 Brand-new. Right there. 507 00:32:19,113 --> 00:32:20,381 Madam Editor. 508 00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:25,586 The only thing more annoying than you being your authentic self, 509 00:32:25,586 --> 00:32:28,789 - is you kissing my ass. - What a kind thought. 510 00:32:28,789 --> 00:32:33,528 I'm worried that you're gonna turn this Jimmy Ray Banheart character down flat. 511 00:32:33,528 --> 00:32:36,430 You really think that we should tank the magazine 512 00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:39,600 and agree to do three covers on an underage slut who can't sing? 513 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,537 If her father can take us down, yes. Yeah. 514 00:32:42,537 --> 00:32:44,839 You mean if the father can take you down. 515 00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:47,508 If you didn't think this could damage the magazine, 516 00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,911 - you wouldn't deal with him. - I'm not out of moves. 517 00:32:49,911 --> 00:32:52,780 And so what, if he goes public, we'll just, 518 00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:55,149 you know, dump it on you and fire your ass. 519 00:32:55,149 --> 00:32:58,586 Are you really going to force me to be the one to remind you 520 00:32:58,586 --> 00:33:02,757 that a few weeks ago I put myself between you and an armed gunman? 521 00:33:02,757 --> 00:33:05,526 I will make you a promise. 522 00:33:05,526 --> 00:33:09,263 This will be the last time that your dick takes up this much of my time. 523 00:33:10,965 --> 00:33:13,467 [knock on door] 524 00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:15,436 [Abby] Don, are you ready? 525 00:33:15,436 --> 00:33:17,572 Hold on. Just a second. 526 00:33:22,343 --> 00:33:23,578 Here you go, buddy. 527 00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:28,883 - OK! - [Abby] Now close your eyes. 528 00:33:32,019 --> 00:33:33,654 [door opens] 529 00:33:52,506 --> 00:33:55,142 OK. Surprise! 530 00:33:55,142 --> 00:33:57,812 - [giggles] - [gasps] 531 00:33:57,812 --> 00:34:00,214 Wow, you really did bring cake. 532 00:34:00,214 --> 00:34:02,583 I know the baker. 533 00:34:04,719 --> 00:34:08,089 I thought the way you described your love of cake... 534 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:09,757 I thought maybe... 535 00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:17,131 [Don] Oh... 536 00:34:18,899 --> 00:34:21,335 Oh... 537 00:34:21,335 --> 00:34:23,804 [cake squishing] 538 00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:30,278 [laughing] 539 00:34:33,514 --> 00:34:35,082 [laughs] 540 00:34:35,082 --> 00:34:37,251 Oh... 541 00:34:37,251 --> 00:34:41,155 I don't know. He seems creepy to me, but he's got no record. 542 00:34:41,155 --> 00:34:43,391 He's got no DUIs, no big tax investigations, 543 00:34:43,391 --> 00:34:46,327 never went all the way with his high-school sweetheart, 544 00:34:46,327 --> 00:34:50,264 and he's a good manager. He got Rebecca signed and got her magazine covers 545 00:34:50,264 --> 00:34:52,199 before she even had a publicist. 546 00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:55,002 - Hollywood Digest. - Yeah. Three covers. 547 00:34:56,837 --> 00:35:00,107 - Oh, God. [chuckles] - Holy shit. 548 00:35:00,107 --> 00:35:03,778 - He pimped Rebecca out too. - Wow. 549 00:35:03,778 --> 00:35:06,247 - Under which editor? - Ray Patterson. 550 00:35:09,283 --> 00:35:11,118 Ray Patterson. 551 00:35:11,118 --> 00:35:13,621 Want to ask my forgiveness for the way you treated me? 552 00:35:13,621 --> 00:35:15,356 I thought I treated you well. 553 00:35:15,356 --> 00:35:18,426 You climbed over my smoldering corpse to get a promotion. 554 00:35:18,426 --> 00:35:21,095 Aw. Don't be a baby. 555 00:35:21,095 --> 00:35:23,331 You told me you had feelings for me. 556 00:35:23,331 --> 00:35:24,732 I didn't say which feelings. 557 00:35:27,134 --> 00:35:30,504 So three covers on Rebecca Banheart 558 00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,707 without even an album to tie them to. 559 00:35:32,707 --> 00:35:35,676 You know how it is, Lucy. Sometimes you invent a cover girl. 560 00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:39,647 - Your prom-girl murder. - Blackmail-the-horny-editor- 561 00:35:39,647 --> 00:35:42,049 after-he-bangs-your- underage-daughter trick. 562 00:35:42,049 --> 00:35:44,752 I think we're done, here, Lucy. As if we weren't already. 563 00:35:44,752 --> 00:35:46,187 I have enough to run the story. 564 00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:48,856 Run it. I'll deny it, they'll deny it. 565 00:35:48,856 --> 00:35:50,991 It's a double amputee. No legs. 566 00:35:50,991 --> 00:35:53,094 I know you don't trust me. I don't blame you. 567 00:35:53,094 --> 00:35:56,263 Look, I'd walk over you again if I had the choice. 568 00:35:56,263 --> 00:35:58,532 But they're doing the same thing to us. 569 00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:04,238 I'm not asking you to confirm. I just want you to look at me. 570 00:36:07,308 --> 00:36:09,443 Just tell me I'm wrong. 571 00:36:14,448 --> 00:36:17,418 - I owe you one. - Yeah, right. 572 00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:30,297 [camera shutter clicking] 573 00:36:30,297 --> 00:36:32,133 [cell phone ringing] 574 00:36:37,071 --> 00:36:41,442 Hello? Oh, yes, yes, thank you. 575 00:36:41,442 --> 00:36:44,578 Yeah, I really appreciate it. You can fax it. 576 00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:46,714 Thank you. 577 00:36:46,714 --> 00:36:49,116 [Don] Kitty Ryder. 578 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,921 Did you get what you need? 579 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:57,625 Yup. 580 00:37:01,395 --> 00:37:03,864 Um, excuse me, Kitty? 581 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:08,402 My real name's Megan. 582 00:37:08,402 --> 00:37:10,871 I was wondering who it would be. 583 00:37:10,871 --> 00:37:15,643 My name is Willa McPhearson. I'm writing a story for a magazine. 584 00:37:15,643 --> 00:37:17,611 Do you mind if I talk to you for a sec? 585 00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:22,349 - Of course. - OK. Can my friend take some photos? 586 00:37:22,349 --> 00:37:24,385 Sure. 587 00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:27,721 Can I ask you why you're leaving? 588 00:37:27,721 --> 00:37:31,492 I mean, is it theobjectification or the humiliation? 589 00:37:31,492 --> 00:37:32,793 [Megan chuckles] 590 00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:35,696 Oh, gosh, you're all in knots, aren't you? 591 00:37:37,131 --> 00:37:39,800 [chuckles] Yes. I am. 592 00:37:41,902 --> 00:37:46,774 I didn't leave because it was so bad. I left because it was so good. 593 00:37:46,774 --> 00:37:51,745 Too good, too much. That's all that was wrong with it. 594 00:37:51,745 --> 00:37:56,450 How can you let go of desire when every desire you've ever had 595 00:37:56,450 --> 00:37:59,386 is being met on an hourly basis? 596 00:37:59,386 --> 00:38:04,925 I was attached to the sex and the money. 597 00:38:04,925 --> 00:38:10,331 So I was attached to the grief I felt at the end of the day 598 00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:13,100 when it wasn't enough. 599 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:16,270 If you want nothing, 600 00:38:16,270 --> 00:38:19,206 you fear nothing. 601 00:38:19,206 --> 00:38:21,642 You need nothing. 602 00:38:27,281 --> 00:38:31,318 - Jimmy Ray. Deena. - Dawni. 603 00:38:31,318 --> 00:38:35,189 Oh, right. But soon you're hoping the whole world will know your name, 604 00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:37,525 after the big covers and all. Isn't that right? 605 00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:40,494 Oh, I was thinking more about the name Lucy Spiller 606 00:38:40,494 --> 00:38:42,696 being synonymous with statutory rape. 607 00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:44,698 [Lucy chuckles] 608 00:38:44,698 --> 00:38:48,035 Oh, I don't love being blackmailed by some snake-oil salesman 609 00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:51,839 who pimps out both his underage girls to jump-start their careers. 610 00:38:51,839 --> 00:38:54,041 Rebecca's got nothing to do with this. 611 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:57,878 Really? Because I think it would make a great cover. 612 00:38:57,878 --> 00:39:02,716 Yeah. "Sleazy father blackmails to launch talentless star to power. 613 00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:06,954 $100-million industry built on shameless lie." 614 00:39:06,954 --> 00:39:08,889 The numbers would be so big. 615 00:39:08,889 --> 00:39:13,127 - [laughs] - [laughs] 616 00:39:14,795 --> 00:39:16,230 You wanna play? 617 00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:18,899 - Mmm. - Cool. We'll play. 618 00:39:18,899 --> 00:39:22,603 Let's see what this little story does to Dirt Now. 619 00:39:26,874 --> 00:39:31,512 Oh, and CNN, they're gonna love Brent's perp walk through the lobby. 620 00:39:31,512 --> 00:39:35,149 I can play chicken too. 621 00:39:35,149 --> 00:39:37,351 Uh, sweetie? 622 00:39:37,351 --> 00:39:39,587 You forgot your birth certificate. 623 00:39:39,587 --> 00:39:41,422 What? 624 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,557 [Willa] Mommy faxed it over. 625 00:39:43,557 --> 00:39:45,893 I think she might have been under the impression 626 00:39:45,893 --> 00:39:47,828 I needed it to send her a royalty check. 627 00:39:47,828 --> 00:39:51,999 - My bad. - Um, do you mind if I take a look? 628 00:39:56,904 --> 00:39:58,906 Bitch is 19. 629 00:39:58,906 --> 00:40:01,909 Yeah. You're still a pervert. You're just not a rapist. 630 00:40:01,909 --> 00:40:04,912 And I'm still tempted to do that other cover. 631 00:40:04,912 --> 00:40:09,617 [clears throat] But you won't? 632 00:40:09,617 --> 00:40:13,420 As long as I have first look at anything Rebecca Banheart does. 633 00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:15,723 And I mean anything. 634 00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:25,699 - You see that? - Oh... 635 00:40:25,699 --> 00:40:28,736 - She digs me. - Don't even. 636 00:40:30,137 --> 00:40:31,338 [indistinct chatter] 637 00:40:52,726 --> 00:40:54,328 Who let you in? 638 00:40:54,328 --> 00:40:56,597 I'm a big movie star, remember? 639 00:40:56,597 --> 00:40:59,266 [chuckles softly] That's right. 640 00:40:59,266 --> 00:41:02,002 I want the sex tape back. 641 00:41:05,339 --> 00:41:06,507 Close the door. 642 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:12,479 [door closes] 643 00:41:12,479 --> 00:41:16,116 Go wait in the vault. I'll be done in just a minute. 644 00:41:53,654 --> 00:41:58,325 Here's the original tape and the one copy. 645 00:41:58,325 --> 00:42:00,861 That's it? 646 00:42:00,861 --> 00:42:02,863 It's that easy, huh? 647 00:42:02,863 --> 00:42:05,432 Mm-hmm. It's that easy. 648 00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:10,637 Is this really the tape? 649 00:42:12,873 --> 00:42:14,908 Do you want me to prove it to you? 650 00:42:34,328 --> 00:42:37,998 [both moaning] 651 00:43:17,437 --> 00:43:19,973 [moaning] 652 00:43:47,234 --> 00:43:49,403 Oh, God... 653 00:44:12,526 --> 00:44:14,761 Paid in full. 654 00:44:25,973 --> 00:44:28,809 [soft rock music plays] 655 00:44:46,526 --> 00:44:52,266 ♪ Center small world not just who I like ♪ 656 00:44:56,470 --> 00:45:01,475 ♪ 'Cause we went to bed so safe and sound ♪ 657 00:45:01,475 --> 00:45:03,477 [Don laughing] 658 00:45:06,613 --> 00:45:11,752 ♪ How hard to say good night ♪ 659 00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:16,757 ♪ Big world about ♪ 660 00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:22,029 ♪ Tell her my lies are black and white ♪ 661 00:45:25,165 --> 00:45:27,768 ♪ Safe and sound ♪ 662 00:45:32,731 --> 00:45:38,003 ♪ Which will hold and which will go down ♪