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I'm Don Konkey, Dirt
Now's schizophrenic photographer
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and voiceover extraordinaire.
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- Last week was a bitch...
-
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Get back! Get back!
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...especially
for Lucy's assistant, Kenny.
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Barrow and Willa seem
to be getting along nicely.
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Meet me in the supply closet
in 20 minutes.
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...really, really,
really, really, really nicely.
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I've got 13 minutes.
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Julia came home
from rehab,
but her mind seemed elsewhere.
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Holt was happy to see her,
but his mind seemed
elsewhere, too.
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- I need to be with you.
- You mean inside of me?
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- Yeah.
- Julia's
had it rough lately.
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The sex tape of her
and Johnny Gage is out there,
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and she doesn't
know who has it.
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Who are you trying
to protect, Holt?
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That's Julia with her
lesbian smack dealer, Garbo.
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Since she left rehab,
she doesn't do either anymore.
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Well, at least they
caught Lucy's stalker, right?
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Right?
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♪ Kiss me on the floor ♪
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♪ Your love like chloroform ♪
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I love you, Holt.
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I love you.
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Holt?
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What? What's wrong, baby?
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Babe, what happened?
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You haven't made love to me
like that in months.
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I'm just, I'm wiped out,
all right?
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But you were so passionate.
I was about to come.
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Here...
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All right, fine.
I'll make myself come.
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♪ This artificial love ♪
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♪ Artificial love ♪
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♪ Dig in
Dig deep ♪
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♪ Deserve what you reap ♪
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♪ Don't you know the truth
will set you free? ♪
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-
- Move it!
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- What is it you want?
- I want respect!
And I want it now!
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Do you have any idea
what it's like to lose the
compass in your life?
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We shouldn't have
to work that hard for love.
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The focus is me!
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I'm here.
Goddamn it! I'm still here!
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Hello.
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Does it bother you
that every time I look at you,
I think of anthrax?
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You should feel honored.
After 9/11, you were one
of the few non-politicians
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to get the gift
of class-five chemicals.
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I'd rather have
the fruit basket.
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How are you?
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- I'm fine.
-
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- What?
- You're so full of shit.
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Well, I've never been
much of a navel-gazer.
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You watched your assistant
take a bullet to the head.
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Your entire staff and your
business were terrorized.
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How did Sammy Winter
get my personal number?
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- How did he get into my car?
- I'm still looking into it.
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You know better than just
about anybody how easy it is
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to get into someone's life
and steal their soul.
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What we do has nothing
to do with stalking
or terrorizing people.
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He's not a weirdo.
Give him a call.
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It's not just you.
Your entire staff,
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haven't you noticed
they're pretty wrecked?
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Mmm. Yes!
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Mmm, I was having
such a lousy night
until I met you guys.
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- You're sweet.
-
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I love your hair.
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Oh, you do? Thank you.
Yours is really pretty, too.
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My natural color is the color
of shit in a mud puddle.
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"Roses have thorns
and silver fountains mud."
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"Clouds and eclipses
stain both moon and sun,
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and loathsome canker lives
in sweetest bud."
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- Hot.
- The 35th Sonnet.
It's the best one.
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You guys know poetry?
That's so awesome.
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All I know is,
"Here I sit, brokenhearted..."
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- You wanna know
what's really awesome?
- What?
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That tattoo on
the small of your back.
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It keeps going. Wanna see?
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Mmm...
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Shall we move this
to a more private venue?
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♪ Overdue, overdue ♪
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Why do I get the feeling
you've done this before?
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♪ Long ♪
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♪ So long ♪
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♪ Dark horse lets you want it
You ride and you ride ♪
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♪ You ride your way out of me
Dark horse lets you want it ♪
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♪ You ride and you ride
and you ride
your way out of me ♪
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- I like walking with you.
- Me too. With you.
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- Mm-hm.
-
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Oh, I can't.
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See? That wasn't so bad.
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You have really soft hands.
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- What a dickhead.
- What?
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- Pussy boy.
- I knew it.
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- Knew what?
- Aw, is little Donny scared?
Little Donny Littledick?
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Please, I don't like you!
I like her!
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Don, what's going on?
I don't understand.
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- Don't make fun of her. Please!
- That's right, pussy, beg.
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Don! It's OK! Don!
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Every single time! Every
single time I have something!
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A little bit
of something for me, huh?
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- OK, what do you got?
- Celeb tragedies?
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OK...
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- Plastic surgery disasters?
- No.
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I think we can get an at-home
sit-down with Julia Roberts,
something classy.
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People are cutting the magazine
a lot of slack since the...
thing.
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I'm sorry, I think I
just dozed off for a second.
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Guys, OK. OK, come on, guys.
We have to have some fun.
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Ready?
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OK, we bag it and make it look
like you have to see the inside.
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It's our first annual.
It has to be great.
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It has to be startling.
It has to be fun.
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Come on. Sex. Celebrity.
Scandal. Bring it!
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- "Sex and the stars."
- Oh, God, generic! No!
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"Battle of the bulge,"
who's packing among leading men.
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Wow, and while you're at it,
see who's faking it.
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- "Celebrity cameltoe."
- Love it.
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- "Celeb mooseknuckle."
-
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Is that the male version
for cameltoe?
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- AKA "Man-gina."
- AKA "Mameltoe."
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- Oh! Gross! OK, Kitty Ryder.
- We don't do porn stars.
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She dated most of the Lakers,
all of Motley Crue.
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She's got her own clothing line,
makeup and sex toys.
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- She's worth millions.
- Get it.
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- Hollywood hookers.
- High-class.
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- Sex-toy parties!
- Yes!
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- Celeb parties.
- Yes!
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- Great movie orgasms.
- Goddamn it, yes!
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It's not bad.
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You know, I like how you guys
have to break into Los Alamos
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and steal the plutonium.
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- Yeah, it's cool, right?
- Hmm.
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And the girl's part's not bad.
Is it cast?
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Well, they want me
to read some people.
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Yo, do you mind?
Come on, man.
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Well, I should play it.
I mean, I could play
a "forensic futurist."
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Quinn would probably shit.
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He'd never want me to play
fourth banana on an action
flick, but...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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I could get my production
company going while we work,
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and we'd be
working together.
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Yeah.
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I mean, they're, you know,
they're talking to some people.
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- Who?
- I don't know,
like, like Amanda Peet.
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- Christ.
- OK, look, I'll talk to Teddy
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and we'll see if it's
worth pursuing, you know?
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Yeah. Thanks a lot,
Mr. Hollywood.
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Look, I know you're...
what, rattled?
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But, honey, you can't
publish our magazine
with a triple "X" on it.
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- Our Wal-Mart rep
actually cried.
- Aw.
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They won't stock the issue.
That's 30 percent
right off the top.
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We'll make it up
at the newsstand.
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Look, I know
what you're doing.
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The sex issue,
it's a great idea. I'm just
saying lose the triple "X."
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Oh, Brent Barrow,
eroding your freedom
of speech one "X" at a time.
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- Spiller...
- There's someone
in your office.
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Hi.
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- How can I help you?
- Nancy said that...
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I am so disappointed.
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I was expecting
to see monsters,
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some kind of, you know,
demon with fangs and claws.
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Can you please
just tell me why you're...
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But I walk in here
and I see two regular people
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I'd expect to meet in any
regular setting, not the devil.
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- Not the...
We're certainly not the...
- At least not to look at.
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- I guess that makes it easier.
- I don't like
where this is going.
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You should have thought
of that before you took
advantage of my daughter,
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my virginal,
17-year-old daughter.
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- Seventeen?
- Oh, Daddy...
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Maybe I should get
someone from Legal in here.
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No, that's not
necessary right now.
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I just wanted to look
you two right in the eyes.
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And that's it?
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Well, you tell me.
Is her virginity restored?
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Is her innocence intact?
Has she been un-raped?
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Whoa, wait a minute!
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Excuse me,
she practically raped us!
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- Willa...
- Thank you. As I was saying,
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as the father of a major
international superstar,
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I have been in legal quandaries
before pertaining to Rebecca.
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- Rebecca?
- Banheart.
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Banheart.
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- You're Jimmy Ray Banheart.
- That's right.
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Rebecca Banheart
is a major brand
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with the pop career,
with the reality show,
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with the specials and the
clothing, and I have
the same plans for Dawni.
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Or at least I did.
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Why would they vanish because...
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Because you and your friend used
her, and you threw her away.
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You think that's funny? Look
at her! After this thing hits,
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she will never be perceived
as anything other
than a little slut.
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- Daddy!
- I'm sorry,
but that's the facts.
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How can we rectify this?
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When you're on the street
begging instead of in the
publisher's office.
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If this never
reached the legal system,
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you and I could come
to some kind of understanding.
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An understanding?
What are you trying to do?
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Are you trying to bribe me
from putting your ass in prison?
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You trying to buy me?
Do you have any idea
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how much money I make
managing Rebecca Banheart?
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- It's not about money.
This is about justice.
- I didn't mean to suggest...
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I just, you know, I thought
what we do here might...
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...help Dawni.
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Oh, you're gonna give her
a cover, and it's all good?
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- Hey.
- Lucy.
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- What's wrong?
- Oh...
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Uh... Sh...
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She wants to...
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- Tell me.
- ...to touch me.
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What?
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She wants to touch me.
She wants to, um...
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- I don't know if I can.
- Who, Don?
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Abby.
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All right.
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Hmm... Do you
remember Lynette?
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Your stepmother?
I've met her.
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She was closer
to my age than my dad's.
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- Oh, Don...
- She was an actress.
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She was in Boom Boom,
All the Tigers,
Full Catastrophe.
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I think I made her
feel younger. I was 14.
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She called me Little Lover.
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Sometimes I liked it.
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Don, you know none of that
is your fault, right?
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No.
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No, Lucy, I don't.
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No, Quinn, no.
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I don't think you understand
the reality of the situation.
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If Teddy Jick doesn't
want to hire the star
of a number-one sitcom, I...
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Well, what if Holt
threatened to walk?
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Oh, my God, you have your head
so far up his ass...
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No, no. I'm sorry.
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I know, please...
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No, I am not gonna be
the new host of Deal or No Deal.
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Nothing.
You know what, I have to go.
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You know what?
Let's just book it. OK.
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Nothing.
236
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,141
My favorite co-star.
237
00:16:06,141 --> 00:16:08,810
Hi, Johnny. Hey, Jeff.
238
00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:10,512
Hey, Jules. What up?
239
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,649
Nothing, I... They're just
trying to talk me into being
240
00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:16,618
the female lead in Hard Charger,
but I don't know.
241
00:16:16,618 --> 00:16:20,022
- I thought that
was Amanda Peet.
-
242
00:16:20,789 --> 00:16:22,691
What?
243
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:26,261
That is just a funny
freaking name. "Amanda Peet."
244
00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:30,799
- Amanda Peeeeet!
- You guys are high.
245
00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:34,303
- It helps the work.
- You working?
246
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:36,004
Yeah.
247
00:16:36,004 --> 00:16:38,340
We're writing
a production draft of our movie.
248
00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:40,876
You're doing
a Jeff Stagliano film?
249
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,644
You gotta keep 'em guessing.
250
00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:45,747
This thing's gonna make
The Brown Bunny
look like Barney.
251
00:16:45,747 --> 00:16:48,650
We're talking full-frontal,
hardcore-penetration,
252
00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:51,320
non-linear,
radical-polemic time.
253
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:55,190
- Boom.
- Themes of death
and loss and grief.
254
00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:57,492
Tons of pussy.
255
00:16:57,492 --> 00:17:01,163
Well, that sounds great.
256
00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:02,731
Gonna be awesome.
257
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:06,001
We've never
worked together, Jeff.
258
00:17:06,001 --> 00:17:08,237
No, that's true.
259
00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:11,073
You've been "Julia Mallory,
America's sweetheart."
260
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,442
Yeah, well, I'm not
really that anymore, am I?
261
00:17:14,977 --> 00:17:16,845
So, what's the
girl's part like?
262
00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:18,513
Oh, my God!
263
00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:22,217
That would be... Holy shit.
264
00:17:22,217 --> 00:17:25,487
-
- But... dude...
265
00:17:26,989 --> 00:17:29,124
Right.
266
00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:35,364
She's gotta be super young,
for the shock value.
267
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:36,898
And then she can't be a star.
268
00:17:36,898 --> 00:17:39,835
You can't see it coming
when the thing happens.
269
00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:42,271
Yeah, well, anyway,
good luck with that.
270
00:17:43,872 --> 00:17:48,210
Hey, I'm gonna try to find
an actress to take our order.
271
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:51,913
-
- Bye.
272
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,484
You look hot, Jules.
273
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,058
You raped me,
you piece of shit.
274
00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:06,695
- I what?
- You raped me.
275
00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:10,332
Is it rape when you beg me
to do you harder?
276
00:18:13,235 --> 00:18:16,271
So, wait,
you two have been dating,
277
00:18:16,271 --> 00:18:21,209
- screwing for some time now?
- Yes.
278
00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:24,579
And you took home a 17-year-old
girl and had sex with her.
279
00:18:24,579 --> 00:18:28,216
- Well, yes,
but she didn't look...
- Willa.
280
00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:31,219
And she just happens
to be Rebecca Banheart's
little sister,
281
00:18:31,219 --> 00:18:34,656
meaning her father is that
nut job, Jimmy Ray Banheart.
282
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,225
- What does he want?
- He wants me in jail.
283
00:18:37,225 --> 00:18:40,262
- Mm-hmm?
- But he'll settle
for three covers.
284
00:18:40,262 --> 00:18:44,666
Three?! Jesus. I've always been
mystified by the whole Rebecca
Banheart phenomenon.
285
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,936
What was the hook,
how stupid she is?
286
00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:49,404
Stupid is the new black.
287
00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:51,606
I think it was
the tomato that clinched it.
288
00:18:51,606 --> 00:18:54,843
Well, somebody offered
her a beefsteak tomato,
289
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,412
and she declined on account
of being a vegetarian.
290
00:18:57,412 --> 00:19:01,550
And you were captivated
by her underage sister. Wow.
291
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:03,819
There are just
so many levels here.
292
00:19:03,819 --> 00:19:07,989
I know you love the torture,
but really, our sex lives
are of no business...
293
00:19:07,989 --> 00:19:09,091
- Brent.
- Yeah?
294
00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:11,193
- Shut up.
- Yeah.
295
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,096
I have nothing on him in the
vault. We have to go out,
296
00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:17,532
we have to get every
piece of imaginable dirt
on Jimmy Ray Banheart.
297
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,868
Cover the little songbirds
while you're at it.
298
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,304
I don't care how seemingly
banal it is. Just get it.
299
00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:25,474
- Get medical, dental, whatever.
- OK. I'm on my way.
300
00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:29,277
If this goes public,
it could do some real
damage to this magazine.
301
00:19:29,277 --> 00:19:33,281
This is your problem, both
of you. You need to fix it.
302
00:19:33,281 --> 00:19:36,551
- Oh, and Brent?
- Yeah.
303
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,720
We are so doing the sex Issue.
304
00:19:39,521 --> 00:19:42,124
Polybag. Triple "X."
305
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,129
Now jog in place.
306
00:19:49,531 --> 00:19:51,967
Are you sure you're
listening to my heart?
307
00:19:53,268 --> 00:19:55,670
Oh!
That's cold and hard!
308
00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,809
Now open wide and say "ah."
309
00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:03,178
Ahh...
310
00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:05,680
Cut! Great.
Take five and back for the oral.
311
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,249
Mr. Hagopian?
312
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,851
No, I'm Johnson Long.
313
00:20:09,851 --> 00:20:13,789
Your real name's Tim Hagopian,
born Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan,
1974.
314
00:20:13,789 --> 00:20:16,158
Could you not announce
my citizenship status?
315
00:20:16,158 --> 00:20:17,325
- Sorry.
- What's up?
316
00:20:17,325 --> 00:20:19,127
Where's Kitty Ryder?
317
00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:21,163
She was supposed to
be starring opposite you.
318
00:20:21,163 --> 00:20:23,565
I don't know. Before this,
she never missed a day.
319
00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:26,802
- Any idea where she is?
- Why?
320
00:20:26,802 --> 00:20:30,205
My boss wants
to do a story about her.
321
00:20:30,205 --> 00:20:32,474
Ahem. Nah.
Good luck finding her.
322
00:20:32,474 --> 00:20:35,410
There's 50 PAs driving all over
looking for her right now.
323
00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:37,345
Lucy wants the story.
324
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:44,920
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
I gotta chub up for the oral.
325
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,556
- OK.
- All right.
326
00:20:51,226 --> 00:20:54,362
I hurt my back,
and when I woke up,
327
00:20:54,362 --> 00:20:57,632
it was like
the world was over me.
328
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,503
I'm not over you.
329
00:21:01,503 --> 00:21:03,638
Oh, God.
I'm so not over you.
330
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:07,742
Every time the goddamn doorbell
rings, I think it might be you.
331
00:21:09,678 --> 00:21:12,214
I'm sorry.
332
00:21:12,214 --> 00:21:14,282
I just disappeared.
333
00:21:15,617 --> 00:21:18,487
Nah. You got clean. That's huge.
334
00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:22,524
I hate it. I can't handle real.
335
00:21:22,524 --> 00:21:25,060
I think you can.
336
00:21:29,197 --> 00:21:30,832
Make love to me straight.
337
00:21:39,241 --> 00:21:41,843
Don't get high.
But don't go.
338
00:21:43,144 --> 00:21:46,281
- Make love with me.
- I need it.
339
00:21:47,482 --> 00:21:49,718
- And then us.
- Look.
340
00:21:49,718 --> 00:21:53,121
This doesn't happen to me.
341
00:21:53,121 --> 00:21:56,258
But I love you.
I'm in love with you, Julia.
342
00:21:56,258 --> 00:21:58,793
- Fix me.
- No.
343
00:21:58,793 --> 00:22:03,164
Please, please fix me.
Please. I need the soft.
344
00:22:03,164 --> 00:22:05,100
Then I'll make you
come so good.
345
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,003
It's not...
OK, you're not hearing me.
346
00:22:08,003 --> 00:22:12,173
I am hearing you.
I'm just choosing
to ignore that part because...
347
00:22:12,173 --> 00:22:16,444
I only love you
when I'm high.
348
00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:18,079
I don't love you.
I love Holt.
349
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:21,783
Fix me.
350
00:22:23,118 --> 00:22:25,353
- You're a goddamn user.
- Please!
351
00:22:25,353 --> 00:22:28,123
You use me, use my dope,
then go back
and use your boyfriend.
352
00:22:31,459 --> 00:22:35,297
You are gonna die using.
The people, the dope.
353
00:22:38,967 --> 00:22:41,937
Just sell me
a goddamn bag of tar.
354
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:48,577
It's on me. Get out.
355
00:23:00,822 --> 00:23:03,325
Hey, Curtis. Willa.
356
00:23:03,325 --> 00:23:06,127
- Hey, Will.
- I need a favor.
357
00:23:06,127 --> 00:23:09,230
I can't.
I'm stepping into a meeting.
358
00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:12,767
No, you're not.
Look across the street.
359
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,270
Busted.
360
00:23:17,372 --> 00:23:21,109
You know, this whole tabloid
stalkerazzi thing
is getting a little creepy.
361
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:24,779
- I actually do have drinks.
- Just give me two minutes.
362
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:27,182
What's up? One of our
artists banging a tranny?
363
00:23:27,182 --> 00:23:29,818
Probably, but that's
not why I'm here.
364
00:23:29,818 --> 00:23:33,521
I need anything
on the Banhearts,
especially the father.
365
00:23:33,521 --> 00:23:37,158
He was a faith healer
in Alabama or something.
366
00:23:37,158 --> 00:23:39,628
One day God spoke to him
and said Rebecca's double Ds
367
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,130
were meant to be bouncing
around in bad music videos.
368
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:46,501
That was it. He started managing
them both, and in a year Rebecca
369
00:23:46,501 --> 00:23:48,970
was on magazines,
Stick It to Ya
was on the charts.
370
00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,705
The reality show
was in the works.
371
00:23:50,705 --> 00:23:53,408
- What about the mother?
- They got divorced years ago.
372
00:23:53,408 --> 00:23:56,711
I think she still gets a piece
of the royalties or something.
373
00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:05,220
I sure hope
I can score today.
374
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:09,891
Oh, you'll score.
It's a sure thing.
375
00:24:09,891 --> 00:24:10,925
Oh, yeah...
376
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:17,499
Oh, yeah...
377
00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:28,176
Kenny?
378
00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:30,478
Don? Don, is that you?
379
00:24:30,478 --> 00:24:33,615
It's me, Kenny.
Can you, can you hear me?
380
00:24:33,615 --> 00:24:35,984
Don, where am I?
I don't like it.
381
00:24:35,984 --> 00:24:38,787
- Please help me.
- I'm sorry, Kenny.
382
00:24:38,787 --> 00:24:41,322
Don, it's so lonely here.
383
00:24:41,322 --> 00:24:44,192
- Come back, lover.
- Lynette?
384
00:24:45,627 --> 00:24:48,096
Please, Don, I don't feel safe.
385
00:24:48,096 --> 00:24:51,933
Don? Donny? Is that you?
386
00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:53,601
Little Lover?
387
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,009
Come here, Donny.
388
00:25:01,009 --> 00:25:04,446
I've missed you so much.
389
00:25:05,947 --> 00:25:07,716
Miss me?
390
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,789
Don?
391
00:25:14,789 --> 00:25:16,858
I brought cookies from work.
392
00:25:16,858 --> 00:25:20,628
Finikia, the little Greek ones.
393
00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:28,069
Abby, I'm really
glad it's you.
394
00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:29,404
I'm glad you're glad.
395
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:34,709
- Can I come in?
- Yeah. OK.
396
00:25:36,411 --> 00:25:38,880
- What are you doing?
- Watching porn.
397
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,250
- It's for work.
- Oh, really?
398
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:46,321
Kitty Ryder.
She's the queen of porn.
399
00:25:46,321 --> 00:25:49,324
Decided to quit.
I have to take her picture.
400
00:25:49,324 --> 00:25:52,527
- Why are you watching
all her movies?
- I think she's beautiful.
401
00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:54,195
Oh, me too.
402
00:25:57,866 --> 00:26:01,903
- Can I watch with you?
- Sure.
403
00:26:13,148 --> 00:26:16,151
Can I have a cookie?
404
00:26:38,907 --> 00:26:42,644
I'm a decent astrologer.
I'd like to do your chart.
405
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,345
When's your birthday?
406
00:26:44,345 --> 00:26:47,682
- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?
407
00:26:47,682 --> 00:26:50,451
- Mmm.
- Do you have plans?
408
00:26:50,451 --> 00:26:54,756
I was gonna get a cake
and let little Tristan
lick some of the frosting off.
409
00:26:54,756 --> 00:26:58,226
- Do you like cake?
- I like cake.
410
00:26:58,226 --> 00:27:03,398
I like it with whipped-cream...
frosting on.
411
00:27:03,398 --> 00:27:06,167
I like it with berries on.
412
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:10,872
One time, Lucy got a cake
from Sweet Lady Jane.
413
00:27:10,872 --> 00:27:14,576
I wanted to stick
my face into it.
414
00:27:14,576 --> 00:27:17,445
I wanted the
whole thing to myself.
415
00:27:17,445 --> 00:27:22,550
Let me bring
the cake, Don.
416
00:27:22,550 --> 00:27:24,452
OK.
417
00:27:47,308 --> 00:27:49,944
It's the door.
418
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,916
Don, I need to talk to you.
419
00:27:56,651 --> 00:27:58,786
- Oh, God.
- Hello, Lucy.
420
00:27:58,786 --> 00:28:01,489
Hello, Abby.
I guess you're still real.
421
00:28:01,489 --> 00:28:03,391
I am, thank you. And you?
422
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,627
I need to talk
to Don for a minute.
423
00:28:05,627 --> 00:28:07,462
I'll be in the kitchen.
424
00:28:08,963 --> 00:28:12,734
Don, have you
been following me?
425
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,836
Have you been
taking my picture?
426
00:28:14,836 --> 00:28:17,972
- No, was I supposed to?
- No.
427
00:28:17,972 --> 00:28:19,707
Did you take this picture?
428
00:28:19,707 --> 00:28:22,777
No, Lucy, I would
never take this picture.
429
00:28:22,777 --> 00:28:25,613
I mean, the composition is bad,
the light's terrible,
430
00:28:25,613 --> 00:28:29,517
and it's pixilated,
which means it's digital,
and I don't like digital.
431
00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:33,488
It looks like it's
been taken by a
security camera, a cheap one.
432
00:28:33,488 --> 00:28:36,858
Probably a nanny cam
or something from The Spy Store.
433
00:28:36,858 --> 00:28:40,261
- I'm sorry.
- Why?
434
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:43,932
- Do you understand
what this is?
- Yeah.
435
00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:46,501
Do you like him?
436
00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:53,007
Somebody's taking your picture,
and you didn't know
they were taking it.
437
00:28:53,007 --> 00:28:56,678
Yes. Someone is trying
to do something to scare me.
438
00:28:56,678 --> 00:28:59,013
They're doing what we do.
439
00:29:03,351 --> 00:29:05,853
Holt, look at me.
440
00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:12,126
I'm sorry it didn't work
out with Hard Charger.
441
00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:14,362
I don't give a shit
about Hard Charger.
442
00:29:14,362 --> 00:29:17,732
I just went to Garbo's,
and I scored some dope.
443
00:29:17,732 --> 00:29:19,634
Oh, for Christ's sake, Julia!
444
00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:22,270
- Look, there it is.
- What are you doing?
445
00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:25,606
That's the purest shit
she's ever given me.
Enough to put me in a coma.
446
00:29:25,606 --> 00:29:27,709
What, so you're
seeing her again?
447
00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:31,779
No, no. I'm not seeing her.
And I haven't touched the dope.
448
00:29:31,779 --> 00:29:33,815
I'm seeing you.
449
00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:39,287
I'm seeing the man
I love in front of me
disappearing into his stardom,
450
00:29:39,287 --> 00:29:41,456
just the way I did.
451
00:29:41,456 --> 00:29:44,392
Maybe you have to. Doesn't
matter, it's not about that.
452
00:29:44,392 --> 00:29:48,062
It's about whether the two
of us are gonna make it.
453
00:29:48,062 --> 00:29:52,000
Separately, together...
454
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:56,237
- Julia...
- No, no, listen.
455
00:29:56,237 --> 00:30:01,175
In my program,
they talk about doing
456
00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:03,745
a searching and fearless
moral inventory.
457
00:30:03,745 --> 00:30:07,281
And, oh, my God,
I've been blowing it off
458
00:30:07,281 --> 00:30:12,420
because do I not wanna
look at all the ways
that I have wronged people,
459
00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:16,524
and I've sold my own self short.
Everywhere I look,
460
00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:19,594
I see someone I've hurt
or someone who's hurt me,
461
00:30:19,594 --> 00:30:24,298
and I know I've hurt you.
I know I have.
462
00:30:24,298 --> 00:30:27,535
And I know you were honest
with me about the accident
463
00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:30,738
and I just want
to be honest with you
464
00:30:30,738 --> 00:30:34,208
and see if there
is some ground zero
in this relationship.
465
00:30:38,179 --> 00:30:40,548
I slept with Johnny Gage...
466
00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:43,851
...and you saw it.
467
00:30:43,851 --> 00:30:46,320
And my God, Holt, I can't...
468
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,791
I can't tell you
how sick I've been about it,
469
00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:52,927
how afraid I've been that
you'd leave if I brought it up
470
00:30:52,927 --> 00:30:55,963
or if it got out,
what that would do to us.
471
00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:59,734
I kept thinking if I
just get high enough,
maybe it would go away.
472
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:02,236
And it doesn't
matter right now.
473
00:31:02,236 --> 00:31:04,939
I was roofied
or drugged with something.
474
00:31:06,374 --> 00:31:10,244
But for all I know,
I was just drunk and high,
475
00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:13,748
and I slept with him
because we were
working together,
476
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:15,917
and isn't that
just what we do?
477
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:19,520
We pretend
until it crosses over
478
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,623
and suddenly we've
wrecked our whole lives.
479
00:31:22,623 --> 00:31:25,093
And we walk around
playing make-believe,
480
00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:29,330
never really thinking
about what's gonna happen
when we go off book.
481
00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:33,668
I'm sorry, Holt.
482
00:31:33,668 --> 00:31:38,005
I am just so sorry.
483
00:31:51,385 --> 00:31:52,854
Listen to me.
484
00:31:55,323 --> 00:31:59,894
- I'm gonna get
the sex tape back.
- OK.
485
00:32:02,497 --> 00:32:04,532
And then we're
gonna start from scratch.
486
00:32:04,532 --> 00:32:07,201
All right?
487
00:32:07,201 --> 00:32:09,237
Brand-new. Right there.
488
00:32:19,113 --> 00:32:20,381
Madam Editor.
489
00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:25,586
The only thing more
annoying than you
being your authentic self,
490
00:32:25,586 --> 00:32:28,789
- is you kissing my ass.
- What a kind thought.
491
00:32:28,789 --> 00:32:33,528
I'm worried that you're
gonna turn this Jimmy Ray
Banheart character down flat.
492
00:32:33,528 --> 00:32:36,430
You really think that we
should tank the magazine
493
00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:39,600
and agree to do three covers
on an underage slut
who can't sing?
494
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,537
If her father can
take us down, yes. Yeah.
495
00:32:42,537 --> 00:32:44,839
You mean if the father
can take you down.
496
00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:47,508
If you didn't think this
could damage the magazine,
497
00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,911
- you wouldn't deal with him.
- I'm not out of moves.
498
00:32:49,911 --> 00:32:52,780
And so what,
if he goes public, we'll just,
499
00:32:52,780 --> 00:32:55,149
you know, dump it on you
and fire your ass.
500
00:32:55,149 --> 00:32:58,586
Are you really going
to force me to be
the one to remind you
501
00:32:58,586 --> 00:33:02,757
that a few weeks ago
I put myself between you
and an armed gunman?
502
00:33:02,757 --> 00:33:05,526
I will make you a promise.
503
00:33:05,526 --> 00:33:09,263
This will be the last time
that your dick takes up
this much of my time.
504
00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:15,436
Don, are you ready?
505
00:33:15,436 --> 00:33:17,572
Hold on. Just a second.
506
00:33:22,343 --> 00:33:23,578
Here you go, buddy.
507
00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:28,883
- OK!
- Now close your eyes.
508
00:33:52,506 --> 00:33:55,142
OK. Surprise!
509
00:33:57,812 --> 00:34:00,214
Wow, you really
did bring cake.
510
00:34:00,214 --> 00:34:02,583
I know the baker.
511
00:34:04,719 --> 00:34:08,089
I thought the way you
described your love of cake...
512
00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:09,757
I thought maybe...
513
00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:17,131
Oh...
514
00:34:18,899 --> 00:34:21,335
Oh...
515
00:34:35,082 --> 00:34:37,251
Oh...
516
00:34:37,251 --> 00:34:41,155
I don't know. He seems creepy
to me, but he's got no record.
517
00:34:41,155 --> 00:34:43,391
He's got no DUIs,
no big tax investigations,
518
00:34:43,391 --> 00:34:46,327
never went all the way
with his high-school sweetheart,
519
00:34:46,327 --> 00:34:50,264
and he's a good manager.
He got Rebecca signed
and got her magazine covers
520
00:34:50,264 --> 00:34:52,199
before she even
had a publicist.
521
00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:55,002
- Hollywood Digest.
- Yeah. Three covers.
522
00:34:56,837 --> 00:35:00,107
- Oh, God.
- Holy shit.
523
00:35:00,107 --> 00:35:03,778
- He pimped Rebecca out too.
- Wow.
524
00:35:03,778 --> 00:35:06,247
- Under which editor?
- Ray Patterson.
525
00:35:09,283 --> 00:35:11,118
Ray Patterson.
526
00:35:11,118 --> 00:35:13,621
Want to ask my forgiveness
for the way you treated me?
527
00:35:13,621 --> 00:35:15,356
I thought I treated you well.
528
00:35:15,356 --> 00:35:18,426
You climbed over my smoldering
corpse to get a promotion.
529
00:35:18,426 --> 00:35:21,095
Aw. Don't be a baby.
530
00:35:21,095 --> 00:35:23,331
You told me you
had feelings for me.
531
00:35:23,331 --> 00:35:24,732
I didn't say which feelings.
532
00:35:27,134 --> 00:35:30,504
So three covers
on Rebecca Banheart
533
00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,707
without even
an album to tie them to.
534
00:35:32,707 --> 00:35:35,676
You know how it is, Lucy.
Sometimes you invent
a cover girl.
535
00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:39,647
- Your prom-girl murder.
- Blackmail-the-horny-editor-
536
00:35:39,647 --> 00:35:42,049
after-he-bangs-your-
underage-daughter trick.
537
00:35:42,049 --> 00:35:44,752
I think we're done, here, Lucy.
As if we weren't already.
538
00:35:44,752 --> 00:35:46,187
I have enough
to run the story.
539
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:48,856
Run it. I'll deny it,
they'll deny it.
540
00:35:48,856 --> 00:35:50,991
It's a double amputee. No legs.
541
00:35:50,991 --> 00:35:53,094
I know you don't trust me.
I don't blame you.
542
00:35:53,094 --> 00:35:56,263
Look, I'd walk over you again
if I had the choice.
543
00:35:56,263 --> 00:35:58,532
But they're doing
the same thing to us.
544
00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:04,238
I'm not asking you to confirm.
I just want you to look at me.
545
00:36:07,308 --> 00:36:09,443
Just tell me I'm wrong.
546
00:36:14,448 --> 00:36:17,418
- I owe you one.
- Yeah, right.
547
00:36:37,071 --> 00:36:41,442
Hello? Oh, yes, yes,
thank you.
548
00:36:41,442 --> 00:36:44,578
Yeah, I really appreciate it.
You can fax it.
549
00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:46,714
Thank you.
550
00:36:46,714 --> 00:36:49,116
Kitty Ryder.
551
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,921
Did you get what you need?
552
00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:57,625
Yup.
553
00:37:01,395 --> 00:37:03,864
Um, excuse me, Kitty?
554
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:08,402
My real name's Megan.
555
00:37:08,402 --> 00:37:10,871
I was wondering
who it would be.
556
00:37:10,871 --> 00:37:15,643
My name is Willa McPhearson.
I'm writing a story
for a magazine.
557
00:37:15,643 --> 00:37:17,611
Do you mind
if I talk to you for a sec?
558
00:37:17,611 --> 00:37:22,349
- Of course.
- OK. Can my friend
take some photos?
559
00:37:22,349 --> 00:37:24,385
Sure.
560
00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:27,721
Can I ask you
why you're leaving?
561
00:37:27,721 --> 00:37:31,492
I mean, is it theobjectification or the humiliation?
562
00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:35,696
Oh, gosh, you're all
in knots, aren't you?
563
00:37:37,131 --> 00:37:39,800
Yes. I am.
564
00:37:41,902 --> 00:37:46,774
I didn't leave because
it was so bad. I left
because it was so good.
565
00:37:46,774 --> 00:37:51,745
Too good, too much. That's all
that was wrong with it.
566
00:37:51,745 --> 00:37:56,450
How can you let go
of desire when every
desire you've ever had
567
00:37:56,450 --> 00:37:59,386
is being met
on an hourly basis?
568
00:37:59,386 --> 00:38:04,925
I was attached
to the sex and the money.
569
00:38:04,925 --> 00:38:10,331
So I was attached to the grief
I felt at the end of the day
570
00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:13,100
when it wasn't enough.
571
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:16,270
If you want nothing,
572
00:38:16,270 --> 00:38:19,206
you fear nothing.
573
00:38:19,206 --> 00:38:21,642
You need nothing.
574
00:38:27,281 --> 00:38:31,318
- Jimmy Ray. Deena.
- Dawni.
575
00:38:31,318 --> 00:38:35,189
Oh, right. But soon you're
hoping the whole world
will know your name,
576
00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:37,525
after the big covers and all.
Isn't that right?
577
00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:40,494
Oh, I was thinking more
about the name Lucy Spiller
578
00:38:40,494 --> 00:38:42,696
being synonymous
with statutory rape.
579
00:38:44,698 --> 00:38:48,035
Oh, I don't love being
blackmailed by some
snake-oil salesman
580
00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:51,839
who pimps out both
his underage girls
to jump-start their careers.
581
00:38:51,839 --> 00:38:54,041
Rebecca's got
nothing to do with this.
582
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:57,878
Really? Because I think it
would make a great cover.
583
00:38:57,878 --> 00:39:02,716
Yeah. "Sleazy father
blackmails to launch
talentless star to power.
584
00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:06,954
$100-million industry
built on shameless lie."
585
00:39:06,954 --> 00:39:08,889
The numbers would be so big.
586
00:39:14,795 --> 00:39:16,230
You wanna play?
587
00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:18,899
- Mmm.
- Cool. We'll play.
588
00:39:18,899 --> 00:39:22,603
Let's see what this
little story does to Dirt Now.
589
00:39:26,874 --> 00:39:31,512
Oh, and CNN, they're
gonna love Brent's
perp walk through the lobby.
590
00:39:31,512 --> 00:39:35,149
I can play chicken too.
591
00:39:35,149 --> 00:39:37,351
Uh, sweetie?
592
00:39:37,351 --> 00:39:39,587
You forgot your
birth certificate.
593
00:39:39,587 --> 00:39:41,422
What?
594
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,557
Mommy faxed it over.
595
00:39:43,557 --> 00:39:45,893
I think she might have
been under the impression
596
00:39:45,893 --> 00:39:47,828
I needed it to send
her a royalty check.
597
00:39:47,828 --> 00:39:51,999
- My bad.
- Um, do you mind
if I take a look?
598
00:39:56,904 --> 00:39:58,906
Bitch is 19.
599
00:39:58,906 --> 00:40:01,909
Yeah. You're still a pervert.
You're just not a rapist.
600
00:40:01,909 --> 00:40:04,912
And I'm still tempted
to do that other cover.
601
00:40:04,912 --> 00:40:09,617
But you won't?
602
00:40:09,617 --> 00:40:13,420
As long as I have
first look at anything
Rebecca Banheart does.
603
00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:15,723
And I mean anything.
604
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:25,699
- You see that?
- Oh...
605
00:40:25,699 --> 00:40:28,736
- She digs me.
- Don't even.
606
00:40:52,726 --> 00:40:54,328
Who let you in?
607
00:40:54,328 --> 00:40:56,597
I'm a big movie star,
remember?
608
00:40:56,597 --> 00:40:59,266
That's right.
609
00:40:59,266 --> 00:41:02,002
I want the sex tape back.
610
00:41:05,339 --> 00:41:06,507
Close the door.
611
00:41:12,479 --> 00:41:16,116
Go wait in the vault.
I'll be done in just a minute.
612
00:41:53,654 --> 00:41:58,325
Here's the original tape
and the one copy.
613
00:41:58,325 --> 00:42:00,861
That's it?
614
00:42:00,861 --> 00:42:02,863
It's that easy, huh?
615
00:42:02,863 --> 00:42:05,432
Mm-hmm. It's that easy.
616
00:42:09,069 --> 00:42:10,637
Is this really the tape?
617
00:42:12,873 --> 00:42:14,908
Do you want me
to prove it to you?
618
00:43:47,234 --> 00:43:49,403
Oh, God...
619
00:44:12,526 --> 00:44:14,761
Paid in full.
620
00:44:46,526 --> 00:44:52,266
♪ Center small world
not just who I like ♪
621
00:44:56,470 --> 00:45:01,475
♪ 'Cause we went to bed
so safe and sound ♪
622
00:45:06,613 --> 00:45:11,752
♪ How hard to say good night ♪
623
00:45:11,752 --> 00:45:16,757
♪ Big world about ♪
624
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:22,029
♪ Tell her my lies
are black and white ♪
625
00:45:25,165 --> 00:45:27,768
♪ Safe and sound ♪
626
00:45:32,731 --> 00:45:38,003
♪ Which will hold
and which will go down ♪