1 00:00:00,154 --> 00:00:05,340 I'm Don Konkey, a functional schizophrenic photographer for Dirt Now. 2 00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:08,676 This is my best friend and editor, Lucy Spiller. 3 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:11,946 In last week's episode, Julia got a visit from Holt. 4 00:00:11,946 --> 00:00:14,115 - Cold. - She got cold chicken wings... 5 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:16,150 - Sorry. - ...and an apology. 6 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:20,722 Lucy also got a visit from Holt. She got, well... 7 00:00:20,722 --> 00:00:25,026 - Choke me. - ...something a little more personal. 8 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:29,163 And in this episode, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah happens. Enjoy. 9 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:35,953 Wish we had surveillance footage from your work parking garage. 10 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:38,656 We could sprint right through to the finish line. 11 00:00:38,656 --> 00:00:41,425 You don't really think vandals knocked out that camera. 12 00:00:41,425 --> 00:00:43,294 Whoever did broke into two cars. 13 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:46,430 Could be a coincidence. Or not. 14 00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:49,066 We tried to trace the IP address from the IM you got, 15 00:00:49,066 --> 00:00:52,870 but it came from an unregistered server. Any hack could've sent it. 16 00:00:52,870 --> 00:00:56,007 Well, he left this in my paper this morning. 17 00:00:56,007 --> 00:00:58,442 What makes you think it's a he? 18 00:00:58,442 --> 00:01:02,947 I don't know any woman who has that kind of time on her hands. 19 00:01:02,947 --> 00:01:04,849 "Open your eyes wide. 20 00:01:04,849 --> 00:01:08,386 It's the only way to see what you can't look at." 21 00:01:08,386 --> 00:01:12,056 This is a haiku, five syllables followed by seven, then five again. 22 00:01:12,056 --> 00:01:15,126 - So I'm being stalked by a poet? - And not a very good one. 23 00:01:15,126 --> 00:01:18,296 Haiku are usually about the seasons, nature, that sort of thing. 24 00:01:18,296 --> 00:01:21,465 - You're my security guy. What do we do? - Nothing. 25 00:01:21,465 --> 00:01:24,302 - I don't need to worry about this? - Didn't say that. 26 00:01:24,302 --> 00:01:27,271 People's biggest mistake is engaging these assholes. 27 00:01:27,271 --> 00:01:28,806 That'll be his foot in the door. 28 00:01:28,806 --> 00:01:33,711 This is about control. Absolute control equals true love. 29 00:01:33,711 --> 00:01:36,547 If you engage him in any manner, then it's game on for him. 30 00:01:36,547 --> 00:01:39,884 Your rejection isn't complete if he's still screwing with your life. 31 00:01:39,884 --> 00:01:44,455 I've been to parades with fewer people than your list of possible suspects. 32 00:01:44,455 --> 00:01:48,125 If it were smaller, I'd be unemployed. 33 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:51,162 Let me whittle this down to ten, we'll go from there. 34 00:01:51,162 --> 00:01:53,965 Do you know anyone with any kind of mental illness? 35 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:57,001 Paranoia, schizophrenia, erotomania? 36 00:01:57,001 --> 00:01:59,403 A lot of stalkers have very rigid personalities. 37 00:01:59,403 --> 00:02:03,074 - They're maladaptive. - No. No one springs to mind. 38 00:02:03,074 --> 00:02:04,408 - - Excuse me. 39 00:02:07,111 --> 00:02:10,281 - Hello. - Um, have you heard the news? 40 00:02:10,281 --> 00:02:12,617 Let's save some time and assume that I haven't. 41 00:02:12,617 --> 00:02:17,121 Your story on Dana Pritchard and Joey Perez's wedding. It's been called off. 42 00:02:17,121 --> 00:02:21,392 That's bullshit! I've approved $700,000 for their exclusive rights. 43 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:23,527 We've got three covers tied up in this! 44 00:02:23,527 --> 00:02:26,664 Dana's publicist called. They're sending out a press release. 45 00:02:26,664 --> 00:02:31,869 I'm on my way in. I want you to get Don Konkey and everyone else. 46 00:02:31,869 --> 00:02:35,273 Tell them to be in the conference room in 20 minutes. 47 00:02:35,273 --> 00:02:38,776 Also call Dana and Joey's publicists. Now, Kenny. 48 00:02:38,776 --> 00:02:41,212 If these assholes screw up my cover, 49 00:02:41,212 --> 00:02:44,315 you'll have a few more names to put on that list. 50 00:02:46,183 --> 00:02:49,453 Hey, baby. 51 00:02:49,453 --> 00:02:52,523 Hey. It's Daddy. 52 00:02:55,459 --> 00:02:57,028 What're you doing? 53 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:01,866 You being a good girl? 54 00:03:01,866 --> 00:03:05,503 Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun. 55 00:03:11,342 --> 00:03:12,977 Well... 56 00:03:14,312 --> 00:03:16,881 ...I have to go now. 57 00:03:16,881 --> 00:03:19,984 Daddy loves you past the sun. 58 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,689 I love you the most. 59 00:03:26,557 --> 00:03:28,159 Say bye-bye. 60 00:03:30,227 --> 00:03:31,862 Bye-bye. 61 00:03:39,036 --> 00:03:40,137 ♪ Dig in ♪ 62 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,539 ♪ Dig deep ♪ 63 00:03:41,539 --> 00:03:44,208 ♪ Deserve what you reap ♪ 64 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:49,280 ♪ Don't you know the truth will set you free ♪ 65 00:04:16,273 --> 00:04:19,477 Don't. I don't want those. 66 00:04:52,176 --> 00:04:54,311 Jimmy, they were here two days ago 67 00:04:54,311 --> 00:04:56,881 and she had a little of the ride over on her chin. 68 00:04:56,881 --> 00:05:02,186 But I know that he's on a plane to Miami by himself. 69 00:05:02,186 --> 00:05:06,490 Right, so there's an illness in her family and he goes on vacation. 70 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:09,593 OK, don't take this personally, but you're an idiot, 71 00:05:09,593 --> 00:05:11,462 which is not my objection. 72 00:05:11,462 --> 00:05:14,965 My objection is that you would assume I would believe an idiot. 73 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:18,169 I want you to pull all the photos from the last 24 hours. 74 00:05:18,169 --> 00:05:21,205 I want to know everywhere they've been. Uh-huh. 75 00:05:21,205 --> 00:05:24,008 OK, Jimmy? You better tell me the truth. 76 00:05:24,008 --> 00:05:27,978 If I have to work to get it out, you ain't gonna like it. 77 00:05:27,978 --> 00:05:32,316 All right, new story, "How it all Fell Apart." 78 00:05:32,316 --> 00:05:36,287 Well, I spoke with Dana's agent. She's tap dancing like crazy. 79 00:05:36,287 --> 00:05:39,256 Her sick relative was her aunt. Then it was her grandmother. 80 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,959 They're dropping like flies in the Pritchard household, 81 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:44,195 or they're flying by the seat of their pants. 82 00:05:44,195 --> 00:05:46,363 Sounds like someone hit his fiancée again. 83 00:05:46,363 --> 00:05:50,734 Spoke to Joey's people. They've cornered the market on indignation. 84 00:05:50,734 --> 00:05:53,971 - So it's her? - His agent says that all inquiries 85 00:05:53,971 --> 00:05:55,940 should be handled through Dana's people. 86 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:57,908 Let's do a little good cop/bad cop. 87 00:05:57,908 --> 00:06:00,611 Terry and Willa, help Dana deal with her guilt. 88 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:04,048 You become buddies with the Perez camp. See what you can get. 89 00:06:04,048 --> 00:06:06,050 What job expenses a strip club? 90 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:07,885 Why does it have to be a strip club? 91 00:06:07,885 --> 00:06:11,889 OK, we've got 24 hours. You all know the drill. 92 00:06:18,562 --> 00:06:22,800 Sorry. It's just this... just this damn medication. 93 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:27,805 It's all right, babe. It's just nice to be next to you again. 94 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:33,244 God, I wish you didn't have to go. 95 00:06:33,244 --> 00:06:37,548 It'll just be an hour, tops. 96 00:06:37,548 --> 00:06:41,385 I'll clean out my trailer, then I'll be back. 97 00:06:41,385 --> 00:06:43,921 You smell so good. 98 00:06:46,757 --> 00:06:50,160 Are you sure there's nothing I can help you with? 99 00:06:52,796 --> 00:06:54,965 You like that? 100 00:06:57,902 --> 00:07:00,104 I have something you can do. 101 00:07:10,781 --> 00:07:13,117 - Holt... - Shh... 102 00:07:38,809 --> 00:07:42,246 - Look... - Did I say you could speak? 103 00:07:42,246 --> 00:07:44,915 No. Is it still in your ass? 104 00:07:45,983 --> 00:07:47,785 Better be. 105 00:07:47,785 --> 00:07:53,190 - Meet me in the supply closet in 20 minutes. - 106 00:07:53,190 --> 00:07:56,694 Sammy Winter called again, said it was about a follow-up interview. 107 00:07:56,694 --> 00:08:00,898 We've done enough stories on Sammy Winter and his futile attempt at rehab, 108 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:05,436 his prostitutes, the trials and tribulations of being a child star. 109 00:08:05,436 --> 00:08:07,905 So unless he's banging an Olsen twin 110 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:11,175 or he has bought some ad space, I don't give a shit. 111 00:08:11,175 --> 00:08:13,310 Johnny Gage is in your office. 112 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:17,147 Johnny Gage is in my office and you open with Sammy Winter? 113 00:08:17,147 --> 00:08:19,750 Way to bury a lead. 114 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:27,424 - What are you doing, Gage? - Just checking out the power seat. 115 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,126 And what do you want? 116 00:08:29,126 --> 00:08:32,663 Got a scoop on something I thought might interest you. 117 00:08:32,663 --> 00:08:36,567 Joey Perez didn't call off the wedding. Dana did. 118 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:38,902 No shit. We're all over that. 119 00:08:38,902 --> 00:08:41,705 What if I told you that Dana broke it off 120 00:08:41,705 --> 00:08:44,274 because she's switching to an all-carpet diet. 121 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:48,846 - I'd tell you to get to the point. - First a little quid pro quota. 122 00:08:48,846 --> 00:08:51,849 - Where's the love? - Come again? 123 00:08:51,849 --> 00:08:57,221 Johnny Gage has disappeared from the pages of Dirt Now. What's with that? 124 00:08:57,221 --> 00:09:01,458 I guess we ran out of ways to tell about you screwing strippers. 125 00:09:03,594 --> 00:09:07,264 - I want a cover. - And I want a private jet. 126 00:09:07,264 --> 00:09:11,201 Dirt Now is not going to blow you over some half-assed speculation. 127 00:09:11,201 --> 00:09:15,139 Trust me. This is full-assed. 128 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:17,741 She was supposed to meet him for lunch yesterday. 129 00:09:17,741 --> 00:09:22,079 Totally blew him off. Called him from the chick's cell phone. 130 00:09:22,079 --> 00:09:23,947 - Hope Duggan? - Yep. 131 00:09:23,947 --> 00:09:28,385 Dude's major messed up over this. She's not even that good-looking. 132 00:09:28,385 --> 00:09:31,889 I, uh, did her once in the parking lot of Whole Foods. 133 00:09:31,889 --> 00:09:34,024 Shit. We had it right the whole time. 134 00:09:34,024 --> 00:09:38,495 Dana said she thought about it and would rather lose her career than Hope. 135 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,065 I was so ahead of the curve on this one. 136 00:09:41,065 --> 00:09:44,935 I was at their house, and their TiVo was all, like, Ellen shows. 137 00:09:44,935 --> 00:09:47,771 - 138 00:09:47,771 --> 00:09:50,974 I gotta take this. Give your story to Terry. 139 00:09:50,974 --> 00:09:52,643 What about my cover? 140 00:09:52,643 --> 00:09:56,914 I'll work on it. Shut the door. Hold on one second. 141 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,285 Who's Terry? 142 00:10:01,285 --> 00:10:03,987 - - Hello. 143 00:10:03,987 --> 00:10:07,491 Hey. Movie's wrapped. 144 00:10:07,491 --> 00:10:10,761 Oh, great. Just in time for Julia's homecoming. 145 00:10:10,761 --> 00:10:13,697 - How is she? - She's OK, I guess. 146 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:20,137 - What is it you want, Holt? - I don't know. 147 00:10:20,137 --> 00:10:25,109 - Well, call me when you do. - No, no, wait, Lucy! 148 00:10:25,109 --> 00:10:28,779 - Look, I need to see you. - Why? 149 00:10:28,779 --> 00:10:31,181 Does it have to be like this? 150 00:10:32,416 --> 00:10:37,821 I need to hear it. All you need to do is ask, Holt. 151 00:10:37,821 --> 00:10:40,390 Look, I can't stop thinking about you. 152 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:43,527 You know, it's like you're in my head all the time. 153 00:10:43,527 --> 00:10:46,230 You know... 154 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:50,667 ...I need to be... with you. 155 00:10:52,035 --> 00:10:53,937 You mean inside of me? 156 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:58,675 - Yeah. - I can't. 157 00:10:58,675 --> 00:11:01,345 I have a lot of work to do. Call me later. 158 00:11:08,285 --> 00:11:10,687 Hi. What's with the ugly luggage? 159 00:11:10,687 --> 00:11:13,257 It's little Tristan. He's having trouble peeing. 160 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,559 He's got a vet's appointment in an hour. 161 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:18,162 - Are you feeding him wet or dry? - Mainly dry. 162 00:11:18,162 --> 00:11:21,198 - What's the ash content? - What are you talking about? 163 00:11:21,198 --> 00:11:24,201 I took veterinary medicine before switching to journalism. 164 00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:28,105 High contents of ash can usually cause feline urologic syndrome. 165 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,974 It's basically the blockage of the urinary tract. 166 00:11:30,974 --> 00:11:34,178 It's very common in male cats. How's the stool? 167 00:11:34,178 --> 00:11:36,180 I've got some in the car. Take a look? 168 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,382 Yeah, it'd be a pleasure. 169 00:11:38,382 --> 00:11:40,484 That's great. That's money well spent. 170 00:11:40,484 --> 00:11:44,087 Hey, Don, I need you to cover Hope Duggan's hangouts. 171 00:11:44,087 --> 00:11:46,523 - Again? - Again. 172 00:11:51,595 --> 00:11:54,531 Move! Move! Back off! 173 00:11:58,535 --> 00:12:00,404 Stay down! Get back! 174 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,642 - There's a man with a gun! - Down! 175 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:09,346 Get back. Hey, Lucy. 176 00:12:11,281 --> 00:12:14,117 - Yah! - Get down, you stupid-looking bastard! 177 00:12:14,117 --> 00:12:16,086 Back off! Back off! 178 00:12:16,086 --> 00:12:20,891 - - Get down! Down! Down! 179 00:12:20,891 --> 00:12:24,094 Get down! Back off, buddy! That's right. Get down! 180 00:12:24,094 --> 00:12:26,430 Look away! 181 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,199 Everybody back off. 182 00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:33,871 Hi, Lucy. 183 00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:41,411 In the future, when Sammy Winter calls, it's best you take it. 184 00:12:44,648 --> 00:12:46,884 Listen up! Everybody! 185 00:12:46,884 --> 00:12:51,154 I want all your cell phones, Blackberries, whatever you got, 186 00:12:51,154 --> 00:12:54,191 communication device in this basket now! Come on! 187 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:57,961 Give it to me! Put it in here! Come on, hurry up! Hurry up! 188 00:12:57,961 --> 00:13:00,330 Come on. Thank you. Thank you. 189 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:02,366 Good boy. Come on! 190 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:05,636 Give it to me. Come on, give it up! Hurry up! 191 00:13:05,636 --> 00:13:07,237 Give it to me. Very good. 192 00:13:07,237 --> 00:13:10,073 OK. Give it to me. You, both. 193 00:13:10,073 --> 00:13:11,875 No one moves. 194 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,377 Good job. Thank you. 195 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:16,613 Thank you. Very good. OK. 196 00:13:17,848 --> 00:13:20,150 All the exits have been padlocked. 197 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:23,954 So everybody just get comfy. Get comfy. 198 00:13:23,954 --> 00:13:27,457 Everybody does exactly as they're told, 199 00:13:27,457 --> 00:13:30,427 no one will get hurt, got that? 200 00:13:30,427 --> 00:13:31,728 No one gets hurt. 201 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:35,098 If anybody wants to get cute, 202 00:13:35,098 --> 00:13:39,236 I've got enough explosives here 203 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,538 to blow us all into pizza toppings. 204 00:13:41,538 --> 00:13:43,173 - Are we clear?! - Yes. 205 00:13:43,173 --> 00:13:45,742 Everybody's clear, right? OK. 206 00:13:48,211 --> 00:13:53,216 All the exits are padlocked. The only way out is through the bullpen. 207 00:13:53,216 --> 00:13:55,185 - Did he shoot anybody? - I don't think so. 208 00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:58,088 - That was to get their attention. - What is your plan? 209 00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:02,759 My plan is for us to be as quiet as church mice until this is over. 210 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,862 Hiding while others may die is not a plan. 211 00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:09,566 Neither is rushing a gunman from 40 feet away with your cleaning lady. 212 00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:13,103 - You OK? - Maybe you can create a diversion. 213 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:17,574 Or maybe we can sit here like I just said and let this thing play out. 214 00:14:19,743 --> 00:14:24,114 American men, you have no balls. 215 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,282 Hey. 216 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,918 - Hey, buddy, buddy. - I'm OK. 217 00:14:27,918 --> 00:14:30,120 Buddy. I know you're pissed, buddy. 218 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,789 But I will blow your brains out. 219 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:36,059 I'm OK. Don, goddamn it, look at me! 220 00:14:36,059 --> 00:14:39,129 - Go ahead, Don. Come on. - I'm OK. 221 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,798 - Do you understand? - Go ahead, Don. 222 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,301 - Do you understand? - Give me that ice. 223 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,571 - Sweetheart, give me your blouse. - What? 224 00:14:47,571 --> 00:14:49,406 I need it to wrap the ice. Come on! 225 00:14:49,406 --> 00:14:52,476 - You can have my shirt. - Thanks, buddy. 226 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:55,679 That much cologne that close to her face will cause brain damage. 227 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:58,115 Give it to me, princess. 228 00:14:58,115 --> 00:15:02,519 Give it to me! Come on! 229 00:15:02,519 --> 00:15:04,654 Here you go. 230 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,723 OK. Put this on here. 231 00:15:08,859 --> 00:15:11,161 I'm sorry. OK? 232 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:15,432 I had to let everyone know that I mean business. OK? 233 00:15:15,432 --> 00:15:19,169 Take out the ram, the sheep fall into place. All right? 234 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:22,939 Seriously, though, would it have killed you to call me back? 235 00:15:22,939 --> 00:15:26,710 Who are you?! 236 00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:29,446 Look at this guy. Look at this guy. Who is this guy? 237 00:15:29,446 --> 00:15:34,584 Don't you hate that? He's gonna pretend that he doesn't know who I am. 238 00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:37,354 Because God forbid you should give me the satisfaction 239 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:40,023 - of your acknowledgment. - His name is Sammy Winter. 240 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,626 He's a former child star from Buster Rules. 241 00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:45,429 That's right. '81 through '89, Buster Rules. 242 00:15:45,429 --> 00:15:49,066 Two-time People's Choice winner? Ring a bell, buddy? 243 00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:53,737 Remember? Jesus Christ, this guy's a... 244 00:15:53,737 --> 00:15:56,173 Sammy, what is it that you want? 245 00:15:56,173 --> 00:15:59,009 I want you to keep your promise. That's what I want. 246 00:15:59,009 --> 00:16:00,544 I want you to keep your promise. 247 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:05,749 - Meaning? - Meaning? 1989. 248 00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:09,719 Buster Rules about to wrap a nine-year run 249 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:13,090 as a perennial top-20 show, that's right. 250 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:17,928 I pick a young go-getter named Lucy Spiller, 251 00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:20,063 yeah, at TV Guide, 252 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,900 I pick her over all the others to do my exclusive. Ring a bell, Lucy? 253 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,404 Of course it does. I was gonna do a cover. 254 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:32,342 And you said you owed me. Those were your words, Lucy. Your words. 255 00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:34,611 You owe me. 256 00:16:34,611 --> 00:16:36,213 Well, I'm here to collect. 257 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:42,185 Company. Beautiful. 258 00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:45,689 - Company. Come on, sweetie. - Don, please, please! 259 00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:47,691 - Please, Don. - It's OK. 260 00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:49,926 Back up. 261 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,533 It's going to be OK. 262 00:16:58,502 --> 00:17:00,604 Thank you for the shirt. 263 00:17:02,906 --> 00:17:06,543 Do you really think everything's going to be all right? 264 00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:08,411 Absolutely. 265 00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:14,117 Let's go. Come on. Keep coming. 266 00:17:19,156 --> 00:17:20,657 We don't have time! 267 00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:24,427 We're going to have to find a way to make enough time. 268 00:17:24,427 --> 00:17:28,031 I mean, who's your cover this month? Who is it? 269 00:17:28,031 --> 00:17:33,503 Oh! Joey Perez and Dana Pritchard? That's crap, man! 270 00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:36,039 I've shat things more interesting than those two. 271 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:40,377 Do a story on me dedicated to Sammy Winter. OK? 272 00:17:40,377 --> 00:17:45,248 What I'm really like, how I'm the most misunderstood person in Hollywood. 273 00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:47,951 We can touch on my alcoholism, the infidelities. 274 00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,420 We'll do the whole story behind the story. 275 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:53,356 -The whole thing, a beautiful cover. - Excuse me. 276 00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:57,427 Johnny Gage! No way! Dude! Dude. 277 00:17:57,427 --> 00:18:00,330 Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Gage in the house! 278 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:03,767 Dude! Good to see you, dude. You look great. Great. 279 00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:07,404 - Thank you. Thanks, man. - Got a movie going, right, big movie? 280 00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:11,408 This guy was on my show, my radio show, you remember that? 281 00:18:11,408 --> 00:18:14,644 Sure. Great show. How's it going? 282 00:18:14,644 --> 00:18:18,348 I got fired yesterday. Do you believe that shit? 283 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,785 And they kept on that talentless bitch, man. 284 00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:24,854 She was about as entertaining as a pledge drive. 285 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,857 I'm so sorry, man. 286 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,895 I'm working on this new movie, and I got a meeting. 287 00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:34,397 I was wondering if I could, you know, go, and... 288 00:18:34,397 --> 00:18:37,734 Dude, you're Johnny Gage. 289 00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:40,170 Thank you. Thanks, man. 290 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:43,006 They'll reschedule. Sit down. Come on, let's start... 291 00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:45,408 Sammy, let him go, let half of these people go. 292 00:18:45,408 --> 00:18:49,813 - What are they gonna do, call the cops? - No. Everybody stays. 293 00:18:49,813 --> 00:18:53,883 Look, no disrespect, man, but she's right. 294 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,453 What've any of us ever done to you? 295 00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:02,092 You stopped caring. 296 00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:11,368 Why do you carry on with this one? He has no character. 297 00:19:11,368 --> 00:19:13,837 - We're just co-workers. - Shh, shh, shh. 298 00:19:13,837 --> 00:19:18,775 What, you were in a meeting when I walked in? Please. 299 00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:23,213 Who do you think cleans up after you at night, the condom fairy? 300 00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:25,849 - What's your name? - Maria. 301 00:19:25,849 --> 00:19:29,919 How original. Maria, shut the hell up. 302 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:33,156 Is it hard to hear that you're a coward? 303 00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:35,925 Sitting there with your knees in your chest like a fetus. 304 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:40,630 - Why do you give it away to this? - Could you just shut up? 305 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:44,601 I can tell a lot about a man from his office. Your friend has no photos. 306 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:48,805 No girlfriend, wife, no smiling children watching him 307 00:19:48,805 --> 00:19:51,474 from inside the frame while he does his work. 308 00:19:51,474 --> 00:19:55,178 Just things, nothing that tells us why he's here. 309 00:19:57,314 --> 00:20:01,184 - - Willa, what's the matter? 310 00:20:01,184 --> 00:20:03,820 - I can't breathe! - Shh! 311 00:20:05,388 --> 00:20:07,157 Willa. 312 00:20:07,157 --> 00:20:09,893 She's claustrophobia. Breathe. 313 00:20:23,273 --> 00:20:25,975 What? 314 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:29,612 I really liked that piece you did on sneaker freaks. 315 00:20:29,612 --> 00:20:32,749 Thanks. 316 00:20:32,749 --> 00:20:35,819 I'm a total sneaker freak. 317 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:40,757 I waited in line 36 hours for these limited edition SB Dunks. 318 00:20:40,757 --> 00:20:44,561 I'm a Converse gal. 319 00:20:44,561 --> 00:20:46,930 SBs are cool, though. 320 00:20:52,869 --> 00:20:56,473 - Afghanistan to California... - "Who are your influences? 321 00:20:56,473 --> 00:20:58,942 What was your favorite episode of Buster Rules?" 322 00:20:58,942 --> 00:21:01,611 No one's going to want to read this. 323 00:21:01,611 --> 00:21:04,180 The situation at Dirt Now is in its third hour... 324 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,950 We just got picked up national. 325 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,852 This is my white Bronco. 326 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,688 In addition to having several firearms, 327 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:15,024 Winter is believed to have a bomb strapped to his body, 328 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:18,495 making the negotiators' strategy that much more difficult. 329 00:21:18,495 --> 00:21:20,563 Thanks. We have more information 330 00:21:20,563 --> 00:21:23,933 on what is being referred to as the Sammy Winter saga. 331 00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:28,171 The controversial editor of the tabloid Dirt Now, Lucy Spiller, 332 00:21:28,171 --> 00:21:31,508 is confirmed as one of the hostages inside the building. 333 00:21:31,508 --> 00:21:34,778 Sammy Winter, 38, started in television at the age of 6... 334 00:21:34,778 --> 00:21:38,214 Six years old. Shh, shh shh! Quiet, quiet, quiet, listen. 335 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:41,251 He parlayed that into several '70s Movies of the Week. 336 00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:45,588 How does it feel to be part of television history, huh, people? 337 00:21:45,588 --> 00:21:47,257 This is great! 338 00:21:47,257 --> 00:21:50,727 - ...Confessions of a Thalidomide Baby. - I love that movie. 339 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:55,432 - I was great. Very good. - I've got a deal for you. 340 00:21:55,432 --> 00:21:57,567 I'm all ears. What do you got? 341 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,736 Let's scrap the bullshit questions. 342 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:04,040 You let me tell the first-person story from inside the crisis, 343 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,377 and I will give you the mother of all covers. 344 00:22:07,377 --> 00:22:11,181 - OK. But what's the Sammy angle? - A one-on-one with me. 345 00:22:11,181 --> 00:22:15,251 "Everything you wanted to know about Sammy Winter but were afraid to ask." 346 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:18,588 Good. Good stuff. One-on-one with Sammy Winter. 347 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:22,158 Eight pages, full spreads 348 00:22:22,158 --> 00:22:25,695 and a second sidebar reporting from inside the siege. 349 00:22:25,695 --> 00:22:30,266 Let me do my job the way I know how, and I will make you a star. 350 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:36,206 Sweetheart, I am a star. You just need to remind people. OK? 351 00:22:36,206 --> 00:22:38,575 Come on! We've got a magazine to put out. 352 00:22:38,575 --> 00:22:41,311 Come on! Do your magazine thing, whatever you guys do. 353 00:22:41,311 --> 00:22:44,881 Let's do it! Good stuff. Very good, Lucy. 354 00:23:00,897 --> 00:23:05,468 - What do you like about me? - You're shitting me, right? 355 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:09,639 - No, I want to know. What do you like? - Jeez, Willa, I don't know. 356 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:12,742 You are warm and have no standards. 357 00:23:12,742 --> 00:23:16,379 Your ass is so out the door when this is over. 358 00:23:16,379 --> 00:23:21,484 Am I wrong? A pale girl with your eyes shut and legs open. 359 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:25,255 You are candy. Nothing more. 360 00:23:25,255 --> 00:23:29,592 Your assumption is arrogant, and your face is starting to piss me off. 361 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:41,004 Besides, I'm the one in control. 362 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:43,907 He's the one with the three-inch butt plug in his ass. 363 00:23:45,441 --> 00:23:49,646 He dared me to take it to the next level, right, honey? 364 00:23:49,646 --> 00:23:52,916 Oh, my God... 365 00:23:52,916 --> 00:23:56,853 Everything but the cover story has to be locked and out of the building by 9:00. 366 00:23:56,853 --> 00:24:00,590 I want a splashy cover. I want you to go to the photo shop. 367 00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:03,693 Pull pictures of Sammy from different points in his career. 368 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:07,597 - That's a good idea. - All right, where is McPherson? 369 00:24:07,597 --> 00:24:10,867 - I think she got out. - Lucky her. 370 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:14,804 All right, Naomi, let's hold off the "Anorexia in Hollywood" piece. 371 00:24:14,804 --> 00:24:18,775 And ask makeup if there are any filler ads that we can drop. 372 00:24:18,775 --> 00:24:21,177 - Don? - Hurry up. 373 00:24:21,177 --> 00:24:26,182 - I want you staying with me. - I'm going to need to develop the film. 374 00:24:26,182 --> 00:24:29,452 What do you mean, develop? Can't you use digital or something? 375 00:24:29,452 --> 00:24:31,487 No. Only film. 376 00:24:34,591 --> 00:24:38,428 - He's not right, is he? - He's the best there is. 377 00:24:38,428 --> 00:24:43,099 He's going to need access to the photo lab, which is on the second floor. 378 00:24:43,099 --> 00:24:46,369 OK. 379 00:24:46,369 --> 00:24:49,806 You know, Don, I trust you. 380 00:24:49,806 --> 00:24:52,041 You only look stupid. 381 00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:56,346 I bet you there's a whole lot of shit going on up there in the attic. 382 00:24:56,346 --> 00:24:59,048 Yeah? Oh, I'm on TV. 383 00:25:00,883 --> 00:25:05,221 I'm going to need a tape recorder. And someone get me some food. 384 00:25:05,221 --> 00:25:09,425 Lucy. Lucy, I need to leave. 385 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,861 I don't know if you've noticed, but there's a guy 386 00:25:11,861 --> 00:25:13,997 with a gun who's calling the shots. 387 00:25:13,997 --> 00:25:17,400 Talk to him. I gotta go. I feel sick. 388 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,203 Gage. Gage. 389 00:25:20,203 --> 00:25:24,707 - What's up, dude? - I need to go. 390 00:25:24,707 --> 00:25:27,844 You know what movie you're great in? The Deal. 391 00:25:27,844 --> 00:25:32,448 You remember that one? You're the hostage negotiator, you play by your own rules. 392 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:35,752 - That movie rocked, dude. - Critics panned it. 393 00:25:35,752 --> 00:25:37,887 It grossed over $200 million worldwide. 394 00:25:37,887 --> 00:25:40,957 The critics, what do they know? Sit down. Sit down. 395 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:46,896 Sit down. I wanna ask you something. Sit down. Listen... 396 00:25:46,896 --> 00:25:51,401 I may need help with the end of this one, you know what I mean? 397 00:25:51,401 --> 00:25:53,269 It'd be great to have you on as a consultant. 398 00:25:56,806 --> 00:26:00,309 Winter is said to have enough dynamite strapped to his body 399 00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,645 to level the entire building. 400 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:05,114 That is a direct quote from Winter himself. 401 00:26:05,114 --> 00:26:07,717 And though there is no proof validating that claim... 402 00:26:07,717 --> 00:26:10,253 God, this is awful. 403 00:26:11,421 --> 00:26:12,488 Yeah. 404 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,060 They've shut Wilshire down all the way to San Vincente. 405 00:26:19,629 --> 00:26:22,565 - Is that for tonight? - Yeah. 406 00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:25,902 I'm a little nervous. 407 00:26:25,902 --> 00:26:29,005 Yeah, screw it. Let's just stay here. 408 00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:33,943 Come on, it's your wrap party. We have to go. I just... 409 00:26:33,943 --> 00:26:37,747 - Never mind. - What? 410 00:26:37,747 --> 00:26:40,083 For Channel 15 News, I'm Ray Herrera... 411 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,884 Just say it. 412 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:48,558 The tape... The tape of me and... 413 00:26:48,558 --> 00:26:53,062 It's out there, and I don't know who's seen it or who has it. 414 00:26:53,062 --> 00:26:56,132 No one's seen it. Listen, I promise you. 415 00:26:56,132 --> 00:26:57,800 How do you know that? 416 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,970 I don't even understand how you saw it. 417 00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:03,573 And you won't talk to me about who... 418 00:27:03,573 --> 00:27:05,708 Just... just trust me. 419 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:09,212 But how... how come I have to trust you? 420 00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:11,914 Why can't you just tell me? 421 00:27:11,914 --> 00:27:14,784 Who are you trying to protect, Holt? 422 00:27:14,784 --> 00:27:18,054 Because it sure doesn't feel like me. 423 00:27:22,859 --> 00:27:24,927 Listen to me. 424 00:27:26,829 --> 00:27:30,566 You know I'll always take care of you. 425 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,802 Come on, you know that, babe. 426 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,643 Why don't you slip into that little dress... 427 00:27:42,845 --> 00:27:46,616 ...and you and me are gonna have a good time. 428 00:28:03,499 --> 00:28:05,601 Spiller, known throughout Hollywood 429 00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:08,004 as one of the most powerful people in the art... 430 00:28:08,004 --> 00:28:12,208 I had a head cold when we filmed that. 431 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:14,277 So I spent the whole day in looping 432 00:28:14,277 --> 00:28:18,848 trying to get my dialogue intelligible, you know? 433 00:28:18,848 --> 00:28:22,118 - - And... 434 00:28:22,118 --> 00:28:27,790 ...I went home, and my mom was like... 435 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,392 ..."Dad's gone." 436 00:28:33,062 --> 00:28:36,265 He cleaned us out. Just took off. 437 00:28:36,265 --> 00:28:39,936 Like... like he checked out of a hotel. 438 00:28:42,505 --> 00:28:45,741 - Did you ever see him again? - Nope. 439 00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:52,915 Uncle got a letter from him a couple of years ago, but... 440 00:28:55,017 --> 00:28:59,322 Do you have any idea what it's like 441 00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:01,157 to lose the compass in your life, 442 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:03,759 to have them just split like that? 443 00:29:03,759 --> 00:29:05,528 Nothing left to exonerate you, 444 00:29:05,528 --> 00:29:10,266 just split... you know? 445 00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:13,236 Leaving you to fill in the blanks. 446 00:29:13,236 --> 00:29:16,706 You know, I can forgive the guy 447 00:29:16,706 --> 00:29:19,909 for taking off, taking every last penny. 448 00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:25,748 It's just the cruelty 449 00:29:25,748 --> 00:29:29,685 that I'm having trouble coming to terms with. 450 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:34,624 He must've really just hated us. 451 00:29:34,624 --> 00:29:38,127 It's not his hate. It's his indifference. 452 00:29:38,127 --> 00:29:41,230 Indifference is worse. 453 00:29:41,230 --> 00:29:46,102 And now, with live breaking news, we go back to the scene. 454 00:29:46,102 --> 00:29:48,104 There has been little contact 455 00:29:48,104 --> 00:29:50,640 with Sammy since the early moments of the siege. 456 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:56,212 Negotiators say this one may drag on for at least a day or two. 457 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,614 Since the cancellation of Sammy Winter's... 458 00:29:58,614 --> 00:30:03,886 That perm was a big, big mistake. 459 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:07,857 - Hmm. Nice perm. - Tell me about it. God. 460 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:13,296 I don't know, I love her, but I'm not in love with her, you know? 461 00:30:13,296 --> 00:30:15,164 Yeah, totally. 462 00:30:15,164 --> 00:30:18,834 It's like you can't live your life for someone else, you know? 463 00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:23,973 I'm always gonna be there for the kid, and stuff and... 464 00:30:23,973 --> 00:30:26,442 God, I feel like such a loser saying that. 465 00:30:26,442 --> 00:30:28,844 You are not a loser. 466 00:30:28,844 --> 00:30:32,748 - Look at me. - I am looking. 467 00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:38,354 And I see a sexy, sweet, nice guy that anybody would be lucky to have. 468 00:30:48,464 --> 00:30:51,834 - I don't have a shot yet. - This one's pretty good. 469 00:30:51,834 --> 00:30:54,403 That's not it. I'll get it, though. 470 00:30:55,071 --> 00:30:56,305 I know you will. 471 00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:02,611 You feel bad for him, don't you? 472 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:06,215 I'm just concerned about getting us out of here safely. 473 00:31:06,215 --> 00:31:11,120 When I was growing up, we used to have this poodle called Frenchie. 474 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,789 - Frenchie? - Whenever my dad would come home, 475 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:15,491 he'd walk past me and mom 476 00:31:15,491 --> 00:31:19,528 and go play with the dog like we weren't even there. 477 00:31:21,063 --> 00:31:24,533 He tried his best. 478 00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:27,503 He was the one that got me into wearing hats. 479 00:31:27,503 --> 00:31:31,073 He wore hats all the time. 480 00:31:31,073 --> 00:31:33,609 When he'd come home drunk, 481 00:31:33,609 --> 00:31:36,812 he'd say the best way to sober up is put on your hat. 482 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:41,117 It reminded him of when he used to be somebody. 483 00:31:41,117 --> 00:31:44,420 I bought him this hat, but he never wore it. 484 00:31:46,522 --> 00:31:48,858 I love hats. 485 00:31:50,426 --> 00:31:52,661 You thinking about your dad? 486 00:31:57,900 --> 00:32:03,906 I was at a friend's house before I came home and found him. 487 00:32:03,906 --> 00:32:07,443 I'd had a cigarette. 488 00:32:07,443 --> 00:32:11,047 My first and only one. 489 00:32:11,047 --> 00:32:15,618 I remember being so scared that my dad was going to smell it on me, 490 00:32:15,618 --> 00:32:21,123 that I walked home, and I was just trying to get the smoke out of my hair. 491 00:32:24,226 --> 00:32:26,295 And when I saw him... 492 00:32:29,331 --> 00:32:32,802 ...hanging there, I actually thought for one second 493 00:32:32,802 --> 00:32:36,405 that God was punishing me for smoking. 494 00:32:42,344 --> 00:32:44,680 I think... 495 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,819 ...sometimes life is too small for dads. 496 00:32:58,294 --> 00:33:02,832 In front of Dirt Now Magazine, I'm Ray Herrera. Back to you, Chet. 497 00:33:02,832 --> 00:33:05,701 Pretty messed up, huh? 498 00:33:08,771 --> 00:33:13,442 It really sucks. They were going to do a story about my work rescuing dogs. 499 00:33:13,442 --> 00:33:16,145 - Do you think they'll still do it? - What? 500 00:33:16,145 --> 00:33:20,149 My rescue work with dogs. Do you think they'll do the story? 501 00:33:20,149 --> 00:33:22,451 You know, provided they don't all get shot? 502 00:33:22,451 --> 00:33:27,857 It's just something that I'm really passionate about, you know? 503 00:33:27,857 --> 00:33:29,959 No idea. 504 00:33:36,966 --> 00:33:40,936 You know, you got hard during one of our love scenes. 505 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,439 What are you talking about? No, I didn't. 506 00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:45,541 The one where I was riding you. 507 00:33:46,876 --> 00:33:49,378 I could feel it. 508 00:33:49,378 --> 00:33:52,982 I pushed a little harder so it'd feel good for you. 509 00:33:52,982 --> 00:33:55,518 Well, and me. 510 00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:04,960 Man. Dude. 511 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,930 Dude! A cat? 512 00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:11,867 You take pictures of a cat when you've got me right here? 513 00:34:11,867 --> 00:34:14,470 I'm waiting for the right moment. 514 00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:18,774 Oh. I got dogs, four of them. 515 00:34:18,774 --> 00:34:22,244 I'm a dog man, myself. What's its name? 516 00:34:22,244 --> 00:34:24,046 Tristan. 517 00:34:26,482 --> 00:34:28,984 Dude, you gotta get a dog. 518 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:32,688 Cats are for, you know, those kinda guys. 519 00:34:32,688 --> 00:34:34,924 I like cats. 520 00:34:34,924 --> 00:34:38,027 Cats are quiet and loving and they... 521 00:34:38,027 --> 00:34:40,596 ...they know when to give you your space. 522 00:34:40,596 --> 00:34:42,932 I say it's dogs all the way. 523 00:34:42,932 --> 00:34:45,034 That's because you're a narcissist. 524 00:34:45,034 --> 00:34:47,836 You can't live without excessive admiration, 525 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:51,540 adulation, attention and affirmation. Dogs will give you that. 526 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:55,844 Their love is how you'd like to perceive yourself as seen by others. 527 00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:59,715 - Oh, really? - Most likely a result of your bitter disappointment 528 00:34:59,715 --> 00:35:04,019 and radical disillusionment with significant others during childhood. 529 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:07,856 - Anything else, Freud? - Four dogs is a lot. 530 00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:11,827 Bang. 531 00:35:15,397 --> 00:35:16,899 Thank you. 532 00:35:16,899 --> 00:35:19,535 There's definite interest from USA Network 533 00:35:19,535 --> 00:35:22,671 to do a put pilot. They're flattered you would consider it, 534 00:35:22,671 --> 00:35:25,341 since you just worked with Johnny Shit-For-Brains... 535 00:35:25,341 --> 00:35:28,744 - Cheryl, do you love your husband? - Pardon? 536 00:35:28,744 --> 00:35:30,980 Your husband, do you still love him? 537 00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:34,750 Yeah. Of course. Are you OK? 538 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:36,452 My father has diabetes. 539 00:35:36,452 --> 00:35:40,089 Years ago he told my mother he couldn't screw her anymore 540 00:35:40,089 --> 00:35:42,758 because of complications with the disease, 541 00:35:42,758 --> 00:35:47,796 and for years she took what she could get from him in that department. 542 00:35:47,796 --> 00:35:52,268 Last year he dumped her for his mistress of 15 years. 543 00:35:57,106 --> 00:36:00,542 Julia, honey, is there something I should know? 544 00:36:00,542 --> 00:36:04,480 My mother said that it just came out of left field 545 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:08,250 when he told her, but I knew. 546 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:12,021 - You know how? - No. 547 00:36:12,021 --> 00:36:17,192 His cards, they were always humorous. 548 00:36:17,192 --> 00:36:22,431 His birthday, anniversary, holiday. 549 00:36:22,431 --> 00:36:27,236 He could pull it off in the moment, but something tangible, 550 00:36:27,236 --> 00:36:31,774 something that my mother could hold in her hands as proof. 551 00:36:35,511 --> 00:36:36,779 I'm going to take a cab. 552 00:36:36,779 --> 00:36:39,181 - Wait, Julia... - I'm fine, all right? 553 00:36:39,181 --> 00:36:42,918 Just tell Holt I don't feel well. I'll see him at home. 554 00:36:42,918 --> 00:36:45,788 OK. 555 00:36:45,788 --> 00:36:48,023 Shit. 556 00:36:48,023 --> 00:36:52,361 - Hey, Terry. - Lucy needs... I have to go. 557 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:58,267 Hey, can I get something to drink? 558 00:36:58,267 --> 00:37:00,436 ...with little new to report. 559 00:37:00,436 --> 00:37:03,572 Television and radio personality Sammy Winters believed 560 00:37:03,572 --> 00:37:05,741 - to be holding the staff of Dirt... - Kenny. 561 00:37:05,741 --> 00:37:08,877 - Can you go get me a drink? - Can you give me one second? 562 00:37:08,877 --> 00:37:11,747 - What'd you say? - Oh, we're just finishing up. 563 00:37:11,747 --> 00:37:13,882 Drinks are in the fridge right over there. 564 00:37:13,882 --> 00:37:18,087 Oh, OK, no problem. I'll go get the drink. 565 00:37:18,087 --> 00:37:22,624 That's a really good one, use that one. 566 00:37:22,624 --> 00:37:24,827 Oh, uh, Kenny? 567 00:37:32,034 --> 00:37:34,103 Wow. 568 00:37:35,771 --> 00:37:38,340 Oh, my God, Kenny! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 569 00:37:42,678 --> 00:37:45,147 Oh, my God, he killed Kenny! 570 00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:51,954 OK. You like that? 571 00:38:05,634 --> 00:38:07,736 What happened? What happened? 572 00:38:07,736 --> 00:38:10,406 You're the negotiator, what do you think happens 573 00:38:10,406 --> 00:38:12,841 when a gun goes off in a hostage situation?! 574 00:38:12,841 --> 00:38:16,879 Somebody dies! OK? We are losing the focus here. 575 00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:21,083 The focus is me! Me! OK? I want respect! 576 00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:24,086 And I want it now! 577 00:38:24,086 --> 00:38:28,023 I got enough explosives wrapped to my waist to flatten the whole city block! 578 00:38:28,023 --> 00:38:30,793 So back off! You back off! 579 00:38:32,261 --> 00:38:35,898 Sammy. What is it that you want? 580 00:38:35,898 --> 00:38:39,134 What I want is for these people to listen to me! 581 00:38:39,134 --> 00:38:42,471 Don't act like I don't exist! You go on with your lives! 582 00:38:42,471 --> 00:38:46,575 I'm here. Goddamn it! I'm still here! 583 00:38:54,183 --> 00:38:55,751 What are you doing? 584 00:38:55,751 --> 00:38:58,520 I'm mixing chemicals to throw them in his face. 585 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,191 - That is insane. - Maybe she's right. 586 00:39:02,191 --> 00:39:04,860 No, you're both hopped up on Spic and Span. 587 00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:07,229 Trust me on this one. There's nothing we can do. 588 00:39:07,229 --> 00:39:11,266 You have been a coward too long. You have outlived your relevance. 589 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:15,571 You want to get your head blown off, that's fine by me. 590 00:39:15,571 --> 00:39:18,307 Some of us might like to live to see their next birthday. 591 00:39:18,307 --> 00:39:21,777 - Why? What will happen then? - I said sit, old woman. 592 00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:25,180 You are not the captain of this ship. You've proved that. 593 00:39:37,826 --> 00:39:40,295 Willa! Wait. 594 00:39:42,264 --> 00:39:43,699 All right, that's enough! 595 00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:54,276 Goddamn it! 596 00:39:58,213 --> 00:40:01,183 No one pistol-whips Johnny Gage. 597 00:40:01,183 --> 00:40:03,719 Really, Johnny? Because I just did, bitch. 598 00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:07,122 - Shoot him! - You'd better freeze, man! 599 00:40:07,122 --> 00:40:08,524 Come on, shoot me! 600 00:40:08,524 --> 00:40:11,560 - Shoot him, goddamn it! - Shoot me, come on. 601 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:15,364 Come on! Shoot me! Shoot me, pussy. You pussy! Do it! 602 00:40:15,364 --> 00:40:17,232 I will, I swear. I swear... 603 00:40:17,232 --> 00:40:21,169 Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me! Do it. Do it, you pussy. 604 00:40:27,476 --> 00:40:29,645 You screwed me, Lucy. You screwed me. 605 00:40:29,645 --> 00:40:34,016 You were never going to run the story! Never. Never. Never! 606 00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:36,351 - I don't know why I trusted you. - Wait! 607 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:38,987 You kill her, and your story dies. 608 00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:48,430 I got no other motivation to stop you other than that. 609 00:40:48,430 --> 00:40:53,035 No one will give your story justice like Lucy Spiller. 610 00:40:55,804 --> 00:40:57,439 Come on, you've come this far. 611 00:40:57,439 --> 00:40:59,675 Sammy, hey. 612 00:40:59,675 --> 00:41:02,210 Come on, Sammy. Let me do it. 613 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:04,947 Let me do it. Come on, Sammy. Let me do it. 614 00:41:04,947 --> 00:41:07,783 Let her put you on the cover. 615 00:41:07,783 --> 00:41:10,052 You can trust me. 616 00:41:10,052 --> 00:41:14,289 Come on, Sammy. Let me take care of you. 617 00:41:16,758 --> 00:41:19,861 - Come on. - OK. OK. Come on. 618 00:41:19,861 --> 00:41:22,431 You do it. Come on. 619 00:41:22,431 --> 00:41:24,967 Back to work. We're gonna do the magazine! 620 00:41:24,967 --> 00:41:28,103 Let's do it. Let's get back to work. 621 00:41:29,805 --> 00:41:31,506 Back to work! 622 00:41:33,609 --> 00:41:36,478 We heard shots fired. Was anyone injured? 623 00:41:36,478 --> 00:41:39,648 - We have confirmed one casualty. - Do you know the identity? 624 00:41:39,648 --> 00:41:42,184 Yes, a male employee has been fatally shot. 625 00:41:42,184 --> 00:41:45,821 We're awaiting notification of his relatives before we release his name. 626 00:41:45,821 --> 00:41:50,025 Normally, in a situation like this, we would advance on the building, 627 00:41:50,025 --> 00:41:51,426 but he has explosives... 628 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:54,596 It's moving into day three of the standoff, 629 00:41:54,596 --> 00:41:57,499 and we're waiting to see if Sammy will turn himself in... 630 00:41:57,499 --> 00:41:59,835 Oh, it's beautiful. 631 00:42:00,636 --> 00:42:02,104 Beautiful. 632 00:42:03,572 --> 00:42:05,273 It's better than I dreamed. 633 00:42:09,544 --> 00:42:14,783 - We did it. - No. You did it. 634 00:42:14,783 --> 00:42:18,086 No. This is us. 635 00:42:18,086 --> 00:42:19,721 Us. 636 00:42:29,197 --> 00:42:32,434 We shouldn't have to work that hard for love. 637 00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:13,075 Boom. 638 00:43:18,714 --> 00:43:23,518 ♪ You know that it's the only way ♪ 639 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:28,623 ♪ You know it has to end like this ♪ 640 00:43:28,623 --> 00:43:33,562 ♪ You know it, babe ♪ 641 00:43:38,934 --> 00:43:43,605 - We love you, Sammy! - I love you! 642 00:43:43,605 --> 00:43:48,343 ♪ Right now The wetness of my tongue ♪ 643 00:43:48,343 --> 00:43:53,115 ♪ Now look out It's come undone ♪ 644 00:43:53,115 --> 00:43:58,320 ♪ You know You know ♪ 645 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:03,158 ♪ You know it's all for me ♪ 646 00:44:03,158 --> 00:44:08,130 ♪ You know You know ♪ 647 00:44:08,130 --> 00:44:11,433 ♪ You know I thought it was all for me ♪ 648 00:44:11,433 --> 00:44:14,002 Would you please leave us alone? 649 00:44:14,002 --> 00:44:17,773 - Lucy, tell us what it was like. - This is not the time! 650 00:44:21,143 --> 00:44:22,778 Holt, come to bed. 651 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,748 Be right there. 652 00:44:28,183 --> 00:44:32,320 ♪ You know I thought it was all for ♪ 653 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,790 ♪ You say it was all for ♪ 654 00:44:34,790 --> 00:44:37,092 ♪ I thought it was all for ♪ 655 00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:41,029 ♪ You say it was all for ♪ 656 00:44:41,029 --> 00:44:43,265 ♪ Me ♪ 657 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:50,071 ♪ You won't mind having some of mine ♪