1 00:00:00,194 --> 00:00:04,381 It's me again. So much to catch you up on. Try and keep up. 2 00:00:04,381 --> 00:00:07,952 Lucy had sex with Holt McLaren. Again. 3 00:00:07,952 --> 00:00:11,755 Julia had sex with, well, everybody. 4 00:00:11,755 --> 00:00:14,858 Lucy's brother Leo got physical with star Jack Dawson's wife. 5 00:00:14,858 --> 00:00:16,994 - Get off of me! - Not in a good way. 6 00:00:16,994 --> 00:00:19,563 Leo told Lucy they shouldn't have done the story on Jack. 7 00:00:19,563 --> 00:00:23,000 I asked you more than once, "Are you sure you wanna do this, Leo?" 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,069 Dawson dropped all the charges. 9 00:00:25,069 --> 00:00:27,037 I need to get away from you for a while. 10 00:00:27,037 --> 00:00:28,505 Leo dropped out of sight. 11 00:00:28,505 --> 00:00:30,541 One of your walkabouts. You always run. 12 00:00:30,541 --> 00:00:33,844 Lucy has serious abandonment issues when it comes to family. 13 00:00:33,844 --> 00:00:36,013 Her dad hanged himself when she was a kid. 14 00:00:36,013 --> 00:00:38,949 He left her a note, "Lucy, I did it for you. 15 00:00:38,949 --> 00:00:42,486 Someday you'll understand." That was helpful. 16 00:00:42,486 --> 00:00:47,324 Julia's still not quite up to snuff since her and Holt's fender bender. 17 00:00:47,324 --> 00:00:50,361 Lucy help set up Julia in rehab. 18 00:00:50,361 --> 00:00:52,830 I made a call. They'll have a bed ready tomorrow. 19 00:00:52,830 --> 00:00:54,465 No! No! 20 00:00:54,465 --> 00:00:57,501 I don't think Julia's written her a "thank you" card yet. 21 00:00:57,501 --> 00:00:59,770 Willa finally got her own byline. 22 00:00:59,770 --> 00:01:01,872 Little Willa wants to fly solo. 23 00:01:01,872 --> 00:01:05,276 - This would be a great cover story. - Wow. 24 00:01:05,276 --> 00:01:08,746 Speaking of buying lines, Barrow didn't do so bad himself. 25 00:01:08,746 --> 00:01:12,383 You're Editorial material, Willa. 26 00:01:12,383 --> 00:01:16,687 Lucy ran this story about a cheerleader who was killed by her best friend, 27 00:01:16,687 --> 00:01:19,590 after she got pregnant by the girl's father. 28 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:22,860 It's sort of "man meets girl, gets girl pregnant, man's daughter, 29 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:25,396 who he's also been sleeping with, kills girl" story. 30 00:01:25,396 --> 00:01:28,299 Daddy calls me Sarah when he puts his love in me. 31 00:01:28,299 --> 00:01:31,368 If only she'd get another cover out of that. 32 00:01:34,972 --> 00:01:36,340 What? 33 00:01:40,444 --> 00:01:42,880 Reverend Sweet has consented to an interview, 34 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:47,251 but won't talk to a reporter, only wants the editor-in-chief. 35 00:01:58,028 --> 00:02:01,231 - You're Lucy Spiller. - Yes. 36 00:02:01,231 --> 00:02:04,468 - Is that a tape recorder? - It is. Do you mind? 37 00:02:04,468 --> 00:02:07,538 So many things rhyme. 38 00:02:07,538 --> 00:02:10,274 "Goosey Lucy, Juicy Lucy." 39 00:02:10,274 --> 00:02:13,944 Children can be just as cruel as adults. 40 00:02:13,944 --> 00:02:16,146 Tell me about your relationship with Amber. 41 00:02:16,146 --> 00:02:18,882 Amber's father died when she was very young. 42 00:02:18,882 --> 00:02:23,854 It's hard to grow up when a parent is taken suddenly. 43 00:02:23,854 --> 00:02:27,624 You know, don't you? You lost... 44 00:02:27,624 --> 00:02:30,027 ...your father. 45 00:02:30,027 --> 00:02:32,196 The dead are always with us. 46 00:02:32,196 --> 00:02:35,632 Let that be a comfort to you. 47 00:02:35,632 --> 00:02:38,869 He loves you very much. He's right here. 48 00:02:38,869 --> 00:02:41,638 Yeah. How old was she when you first molested her? 49 00:02:41,638 --> 00:02:44,274 He worries that you're not sleeping. 50 00:02:44,274 --> 00:02:48,112 Look, if we're going to conjure the dead, let's talk to Amber. 51 00:02:48,112 --> 00:02:49,880 Were you trying to get her pregnant? 52 00:02:53,584 --> 00:02:56,620 Do you know your scripture, Lucy? 53 00:02:56,620 --> 00:03:00,724 It's a dreadful thing to fall into the hands of the living God. 54 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:04,395 If you're not going to answer, there's no reason for this interview. 55 00:03:04,395 --> 00:03:09,500 He knows you suffer. His death, so hard to accept. 56 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:12,236 - Your father has a message. - You have time to waste... 57 00:03:12,236 --> 00:03:14,405 He wants you to understand he did it for you. 58 00:03:14,405 --> 00:03:16,173 He did it for you! 59 00:03:16,173 --> 00:03:19,643 Tell him you understand! End his suffering! 60 00:03:25,215 --> 00:03:29,353 It's hard to grow up when a parent is taken suddenly. 61 00:03:29,353 --> 00:03:34,158 The dead are always with us. Let that be a comfort to you. 62 00:03:37,461 --> 00:03:42,599 He knows you suffer. His death, so hard to accept. 63 00:03:45,235 --> 00:03:48,472 Your father has a message. He wants you to understand. 64 00:03:48,472 --> 00:03:50,407 - He did it for you. - 65 00:03:55,879 --> 00:03:56,980 ♪ Dig in ♪ 66 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:58,682 ♪ Dig deep ♪ 67 00:03:58,682 --> 00:04:01,051 ♪ Deserve what you reap ♪ 68 00:04:01,051 --> 00:04:05,656 ♪ Don't you know the truth will set you free ♪ 69 00:04:17,835 --> 00:04:20,321 - Hey. - Hey, baby. 70 00:04:22,056 --> 00:04:24,426 Sit, sit. 71 00:04:24,426 --> 00:04:28,029 I keep eating this shit hoping I'll find a finger or a tooth in here 72 00:04:28,029 --> 00:04:31,566 so I could sue and retire but nothing but chicken. 73 00:04:31,566 --> 00:04:34,035 - Assholes. Here. - Oh, no. 74 00:04:34,035 --> 00:04:36,805 So, what ya got, pal o' mine? 75 00:04:36,805 --> 00:04:39,674 You know that actress on Birdie, Birdie? 76 00:04:39,674 --> 00:04:41,176 - Dana Pritchard. - Mm. 77 00:04:41,176 --> 00:04:43,845 Yeah, I covered her divorce from that rocker, Perez. 78 00:04:43,845 --> 00:04:48,116 He beat the crap out of her, but only when he was sober. 79 00:04:48,116 --> 00:04:50,685 - It was a good story. - Mm. 80 00:04:50,685 --> 00:04:54,422 It looks like our little Dana's getting married again. 81 00:04:54,422 --> 00:04:58,059 I just booked her the honeymoon suite at the Maroma in Cancun. 82 00:04:58,059 --> 00:04:59,727 Here are the dates. 83 00:04:59,727 --> 00:05:02,664 The Maroma. Wow, who's the groom? 84 00:05:02,664 --> 00:05:05,233 Another abusive drummer? 85 00:05:05,233 --> 00:05:08,002 I'm a travel agent, not a psychic, sweetheart. 86 00:05:08,002 --> 00:05:10,238 You don't have a name? 87 00:05:10,238 --> 00:05:13,875 - Airline tickets? - Private plane. 88 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:17,212 Oh, someone with money. That makes sense. 89 00:05:17,212 --> 00:05:20,114 Her career isn't bringing it. Maybe he loves her. 90 00:05:20,114 --> 00:05:23,952 Maybe she likes it in the seat. That's what I'm holding out for. 91 00:05:23,952 --> 00:05:26,788 All right, Tony, thanks. Keep me on speed dial, all right? 92 00:05:26,788 --> 00:05:30,325 - Keep them Benjamins coming, legs. - All right. 93 00:05:30,325 --> 00:05:36,030 He just booked her the honeymoon suite at the Maroma in Cancun. 94 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:38,366 - Dana Pritchard. - Booked a honeymoon suite. 95 00:05:38,366 --> 00:05:40,668 She's a B-list actress with a sinking sitcom. 96 00:05:40,668 --> 00:05:43,037 I love the smell of PR bullshit in the morning. 97 00:05:43,037 --> 00:05:46,107 - Well, I don't smell it. - Really? Take a deep breath. 98 00:05:46,107 --> 00:05:48,076 Dana Pritchard's 15 seconds are over. 99 00:05:48,076 --> 00:05:52,146 She had them in front of a club when someone with a cell-phone cam 100 00:05:52,146 --> 00:05:54,382 caught her husband, rock star Joey Perez, 101 00:05:54,382 --> 00:05:56,618 beating her like a bowl of brownie mix. 102 00:05:56,618 --> 00:05:59,587 Good footage, number-one celebrity download for a week. 103 00:05:59,587 --> 00:06:01,356 And then America lost interest. 104 00:06:01,356 --> 00:06:03,958 Dana's been linked to everyone but Osama. 105 00:06:03,958 --> 00:06:07,362 She's an ink seeker trying to stick it to Perez. 106 00:06:07,362 --> 00:06:09,631 Do not buy in. 107 00:06:11,266 --> 00:06:15,503 - We're done, stop stalking me. - Look, I called Dana's hair guru. 108 00:06:15,503 --> 00:06:18,840 He's booked for a house call next Sunday at 8am, two heads. 109 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:22,210 Two heads? Give the story to nuts 'n' sluts. 110 00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:24,579 Kenny? Aspirin? 111 00:06:24,579 --> 00:06:26,748 If you really want to chase your tail on this, 112 00:06:26,748 --> 00:06:29,217 - set up a lunch with her manager. - Jimmy Rembar. 113 00:06:29,217 --> 00:06:32,820 Pick up the tab, he'll show his hand. Harvard boy can't hold in a fart. 114 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:35,189 - Thanks. - Got your mother's service. 115 00:06:35,189 --> 00:06:38,059 - Left word. - Try her car. 116 00:06:42,030 --> 00:06:44,465 Oh, God. 117 00:06:44,465 --> 00:06:47,535 I've got Holt McLaren on hold for you. 118 00:06:50,872 --> 00:06:52,974 Hola, titty boy. 119 00:06:52,974 --> 00:06:55,810 Hang on, I've got Holt McLaren for you. 120 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:58,613 Oh, thank you. Hey, babe. 121 00:06:58,613 --> 00:07:00,114 Hey, yourself. 122 00:07:00,114 --> 00:07:03,251 Guess what dope fiend made level five? 123 00:07:03,251 --> 00:07:06,554 So don't bring lunch, OK? Because we're going out on a pass. 124 00:07:06,554 --> 00:07:09,991 Julia, I'm sorry, but we're shooting. 125 00:07:09,991 --> 00:07:15,463 But I was gonna take you to this place. It's Korean barbeque. 126 00:07:15,463 --> 00:07:18,232 Holt! We're ready for you! 127 00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:23,004 Oh, God, I was counting on it. 128 00:07:23,004 --> 00:07:25,974 Do you have any idea how hard it is for me here? 129 00:07:25,974 --> 00:07:29,310 I mean, it sucks. It really does. 130 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:31,379 I'll try to be there on family day. 131 00:07:31,379 --> 00:07:33,648 "Try"? 132 00:07:33,648 --> 00:07:37,118 Julia, we're shooting nights. It's not easy, remember? 133 00:07:37,118 --> 00:07:41,022 "Remember." What's that? Is that like a dig? 134 00:07:41,022 --> 00:07:44,292 Julia... 135 00:07:44,292 --> 00:07:46,828 No, you know what? You're right. 136 00:07:46,828 --> 00:07:50,398 I'm sorry, you're right. It's not easy. I know. 137 00:07:50,398 --> 00:07:53,701 I do remember. Yeah, what a nightmare. 138 00:07:53,701 --> 00:07:55,803 I mean, learn the role, 139 00:07:55,803 --> 00:08:00,041 memorize a billion lines, hit your mark without looking down. 140 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:01,509 What else? Oh, that's right. 141 00:08:01,509 --> 00:08:04,512 Shove your finger so far up your own ass that you need a PA... 142 00:08:04,512 --> 00:08:07,849 I did call you, and they put me on hold. 143 00:08:07,849 --> 00:08:11,019 It takes them 20 minutes to track you down! 144 00:08:13,421 --> 00:08:15,390 Time out, Julia. Time out. 145 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:17,458 Julia! 146 00:08:23,564 --> 00:08:26,701 Dana Pritchard? Where'd you get that one? 147 00:08:26,701 --> 00:08:29,370 Under my pillow from the truth fairy. 148 00:08:29,370 --> 00:08:30,705 Who's the groom? 149 00:08:30,705 --> 00:08:33,041 What who? There isn't a who. 150 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:36,277 There isn't a what. Trust me. 151 00:08:36,277 --> 00:08:40,481 I put money on this. I really mouthed off to my boss. 152 00:08:40,481 --> 00:08:45,219 She said it was PR play. Now she can rub my nose for news in it. 153 00:08:45,219 --> 00:08:48,623 I should just quit this job. I'm lousy at it. 154 00:08:53,061 --> 00:08:56,531 I'm negotiating an exclusive with People Magazine. 155 00:08:56,531 --> 00:08:58,633 And that's all I can tell you. 156 00:09:00,168 --> 00:09:03,137 People's paying for Dana Pritchard? 157 00:09:03,137 --> 00:09:06,040 No offense, but that's... 158 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,643 Who's the groom, Jesus of Nazareth? 159 00:09:08,643 --> 00:09:10,745 What's the offer? 160 00:09:10,745 --> 00:09:13,614 Just gimme the offer. I'll take it back to Lucy. 161 00:09:13,614 --> 00:09:16,617 - We'll get a war going. - Half a million. 162 00:09:16,617 --> 00:09:19,153 Groom? 163 00:09:19,153 --> 00:09:23,291 Jimmy, come on, if People Magazine knows, we have to know. 164 00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:27,128 You guys want to get in the game, I'll take a higher offer to Dana. 165 00:09:27,128 --> 00:09:30,031 You make the buy, you get the groom, not before. 166 00:09:30,031 --> 00:09:32,667 And you got to promise me no digging. 167 00:09:32,667 --> 00:09:36,204 - No digging. - No photographers on her. 168 00:09:36,204 --> 00:09:38,773 You have my word. 169 00:09:45,012 --> 00:09:46,781 In a hurry? 170 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:50,518 I'll make fresh. 171 00:09:50,518 --> 00:09:51,986 Who doesn't like fresh? 172 00:10:03,064 --> 00:10:05,466 So... 173 00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:08,936 What's the most we've ever paid for an exclusive cover story? 174 00:10:08,936 --> 00:10:11,839 - What's Lucy buying? - I didn't say she was buying. 175 00:10:11,839 --> 00:10:14,776 - You're avoiding the question. - Like you're avoiding me? 176 00:10:16,811 --> 00:10:18,713 Not true. 177 00:10:18,713 --> 00:10:21,716 Look, we coupled. That doesn't make us a couple. 178 00:10:21,716 --> 00:10:24,886 You can relax. I'm not expecting to meet your mother. 179 00:10:24,886 --> 00:10:27,822 Well, that's good. She's dead. 180 00:10:27,822 --> 00:10:31,259 - Willa, she wants you. - OK. 181 00:10:31,259 --> 00:10:34,128 Here, big boy. Pour your own. 182 00:10:35,897 --> 00:10:39,700 Congratulations, your gut's a winner. We're in the game. 183 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:43,004 I've offered $600,000, but I don't like dancing in the dark. 184 00:10:44,338 --> 00:10:46,174 I'm gonna team you up with Don Konkey. 185 00:10:51,579 --> 00:10:53,614 - Ahem. Mom? - In here, hon. 186 00:10:53,614 --> 00:10:55,850 I've left you two messages. 187 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:57,552 Wait a minute, are you sick? 188 00:10:57,552 --> 00:11:01,022 Don't come in here if you've got anything. I, um... 189 00:11:01,022 --> 00:11:04,859 I scheduled a nip/tuck for tomorrow. I can't catch anything. 190 00:11:04,859 --> 00:11:08,062 No, I'm not sick. I just haven't slept, that's all. 191 00:11:08,062 --> 00:11:12,133 You never slept, even when you were a baby. Suck and scream all night long. 192 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:15,303 - I thought you were gonna kill me. - Did you know a Reverend Sweet? 193 00:11:15,303 --> 00:11:19,407 By the way, I'm gonna need a ride after the procedure tomorrow. 194 00:11:19,407 --> 00:11:22,577 I'm not gonna be able to drive. Your stepfather's in Washington. 195 00:11:22,577 --> 00:11:25,413 OK, I'll send a car for you. 196 00:11:25,413 --> 00:11:29,150 I'll pick you up. His name is Thomas Sweet. He was a minister. 197 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:32,920 He talked to me about my father. Do you know him? 198 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,123 Your father never set foot inside a church. 199 00:11:36,123 --> 00:11:39,527 You can go to the bank on that one. 200 00:11:39,527 --> 00:11:42,430 Was there anything else that Dad may have left for me? 201 00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:44,999 Something else that he wanted me to see? 202 00:11:44,999 --> 00:11:48,135 - What about those boxes from Chicago? - No, Lucy, no! 203 00:11:48,135 --> 00:11:50,905 When are you going be done with your obsessing? 204 00:11:50,905 --> 00:11:54,742 The man only thought about himself, and for that, you put him on a pedestal? 205 00:11:54,742 --> 00:11:57,945 I, on the other hand, go without so that I can pay for your therapy. 206 00:11:57,945 --> 00:12:01,649 - I stay for the third act... - Yes, you paid for my therapy! 207 00:12:01,649 --> 00:12:05,620 - And I'm Mother Medea! - This is where I come in. 208 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:08,122 Please don't mention my procedure to your brother. 209 00:12:08,122 --> 00:12:09,690 Leo always worries. 210 00:12:11,225 --> 00:12:13,461 I haven't talked to Leo in a long time. 211 00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:16,864 Well, he calls me every Sunday night. 212 00:12:16,864 --> 00:12:18,866 Where is he? 213 00:12:18,866 --> 00:12:24,038 Well, if he isn't calling you, maybe he doesn't want you to know. 214 00:12:28,876 --> 00:12:32,480 - Have you ever used medication? - Benzos, off and on. 215 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,782 Does your family have a history of insomnia? 216 00:12:34,782 --> 00:12:38,853 - I don't know. - Do you have trouble falling asleep or staying asleep? 217 00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:42,456 - I sleep alone. I mean, both. - Hallucinations? 218 00:12:42,456 --> 00:12:44,592 - Paranoia? - At night. 219 00:12:46,727 --> 00:12:50,731 Take a deep cleansing breath. 220 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:55,736 Have you ever been hypnotized before? 221 00:12:55,736 --> 00:12:59,340 I'm sorry. This isn't going to work. 222 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,809 That fountain just makes me want to pee. 223 00:13:01,809 --> 00:13:04,278 What are you afraid of? 224 00:13:07,348 --> 00:13:09,350 County Correctional, unit five. 225 00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:11,919 Hi, this is Lucy Spiller from Dirt Now. 226 00:13:11,919 --> 00:13:15,323 I'd like to set up another interview with Thomas Sweet. 227 00:13:15,323 --> 00:13:18,426 - Is this a joke? - I'm sorry? 228 00:13:18,426 --> 00:13:21,062 Miss, press release went out two hours ago. 229 00:13:21,062 --> 00:13:23,864 Thomas Sweet was murdered in his cell this morning. 230 00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:37,611 The dead are always with us. Let that be a comfort to you. 231 00:13:37,611 --> 00:13:41,415 He worries that you're not sleeping. 232 00:14:27,028 --> 00:14:29,096 Is anyone there? 233 00:14:45,546 --> 00:14:47,481 See Dana Pritchard. 234 00:14:47,481 --> 00:14:49,216 See Dana's dog. 235 00:14:49,216 --> 00:14:51,585 See two idiots on a bench waiting for her. 236 00:14:53,921 --> 00:14:56,290 You know, you're shooting film of a woman 237 00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:59,493 with a plastic bag over her hand waiting for her dog to shit. 238 00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:01,429 Start clearing room for your Pulitzer. 239 00:15:01,429 --> 00:15:05,900 Constipated. Probably feeding it dry food. 240 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:08,402 I'll use that as my lead. 241 00:15:12,373 --> 00:15:15,543 Mommy shouldn't be drinking juice from the baby's bottle. 242 00:15:15,543 --> 00:15:17,478 So call Social Services. 243 00:15:17,478 --> 00:15:21,415 Besides, I'm not a mother, and this isn't juice. Oh, there's our story. 244 00:15:21,415 --> 00:15:25,519 "Little dog buried alive in silicone avalanche." 245 00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:27,855 You know, we're not getting squat. 246 00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:31,826 We'll follow her home and wait till it gets dark. 247 00:15:31,826 --> 00:15:36,197 - And do what? - Go through her garbage. 248 00:15:38,966 --> 00:15:41,302 I'm gonna need some more juice. 249 00:15:43,437 --> 00:15:46,207 This is all we could find in Dana's trash cans. 250 00:15:46,207 --> 00:15:51,078 Well, I can see why she shreds. The horse has a tighter ass. 251 00:15:51,078 --> 00:15:53,714 - Where is this, Montana? - It's a family ranch. 252 00:15:53,714 --> 00:15:56,750 When the divorce got ugly, Dana ran home to Daddy. 253 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,487 That's her trainer, Hope Duggan. 254 00:15:59,487 --> 00:16:01,956 She was there the night Dana got decked by Perez. 255 00:16:01,956 --> 00:16:05,426 People came back at 650. If I'm going to 7, I need to know why. 256 00:16:05,426 --> 00:16:09,130 - Anything on the mystery groom? - Ground zero. 257 00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:14,168 Your mother. Please bring her hat and sunglasses when you pick her up. 258 00:16:14,168 --> 00:16:17,805 - What smells like garbage? - Garbage. 259 00:16:17,805 --> 00:16:21,976 OK, so the trainer's inside. Can we give her a reason to cough up a name? 260 00:16:21,976 --> 00:16:26,514 She's from Ohio, used to train at LA Fitness. I'll dig. 261 00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:31,752 - Don, what are you doing? - Old bank statement. 262 00:16:31,752 --> 00:16:34,755 - We don't need that. - I'm almost finished. 263 00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:37,825 OK, but when you're done, don't start another. 264 00:16:37,825 --> 00:16:40,261 - OK. - OK. 265 00:16:44,999 --> 00:16:46,934 It's Holt McLaren again. 266 00:16:48,602 --> 00:16:52,540 No, Dr. Tucker told me that I could talk to her. 267 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:55,609 I understand. Yeah. 268 00:16:57,244 --> 00:17:00,514 Well, OK, when are you gonna see him? 269 00:17:03,851 --> 00:17:08,322 Listen, I hear you. I know she lost her phone privileges. 270 00:17:08,322 --> 00:17:12,593 It's my fault. I upset her. All right? 271 00:17:12,593 --> 00:17:15,996 So, if I can talk to her, it'll make her feel better. 272 00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,498 That's Holt McLaren! 273 00:17:20,201 --> 00:17:21,435 Holt McLaren! 274 00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:33,013 What? 275 00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:35,549 OK if I leave? I have a Lamaze class. 276 00:17:35,549 --> 00:17:37,685 - Fine. - And don't forget. 277 00:17:37,685 --> 00:17:40,221 Stop at Mom's house, get her hat and sunglasses. 278 00:17:40,221 --> 00:17:43,157 "Mom's?" What are we, brother and sister now? 279 00:17:43,157 --> 00:17:44,658 Excuse me. 280 00:17:44,658 --> 00:17:47,761 Please tell me you have something on the Dana Pritchard front. 281 00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:52,233 I have something on the Dana Pritchard front. I got a lead on the trainer. 282 00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:55,736 A source told me that her ex bartends at Peachey's Cabaret. 283 00:17:55,736 --> 00:17:57,271 Great. 284 00:17:59,073 --> 00:18:03,077 Look, not that it's any of my business, but, um, melatonin. 285 00:18:03,077 --> 00:18:08,215 - Excuse me? - Well, it just helps regulate your sleep cycle, so... 286 00:18:08,215 --> 00:18:10,918 I'll sleep when they put a stake in my heart. 287 00:18:14,388 --> 00:18:17,758 - She's not kidding, is she? - Nope. 288 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:43,510 Crassostrea virginica. The eastern oyster. 289 00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:47,081 I have them shipped overnight from the Chesapeake Bay. Help yourself. 290 00:19:50,351 --> 00:19:54,455 Nothing says oysters like a Riesling from Alsace. 291 00:19:54,455 --> 00:19:57,891 You know, there's a lot I could learn from a man like you. 292 00:19:57,891 --> 00:20:02,730 - - I wouldn't mind taking your class. 293 00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:16,977 Mmm... 294 00:20:18,746 --> 00:20:20,314 I still have to work. 295 00:20:20,314 --> 00:20:24,752 Oh. Your big exclusive cover? 296 00:20:28,989 --> 00:20:31,091 How much is Lucy paying? 297 00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:37,798 We can talk dirty, but we can't talk Dirt. 298 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:40,768 Any more rules? 299 00:20:43,504 --> 00:20:47,708 How about... a pre-not-nup? 300 00:20:49,476 --> 00:20:53,480 Six weeks and then we both walk away. 301 00:20:55,249 --> 00:20:59,286 No obligations, no expectations. 302 00:20:59,286 --> 00:21:02,956 - No crying? - No cards at Christmas. 303 00:21:02,956 --> 00:21:05,225 Option to extend? 304 00:21:06,794 --> 00:21:10,597 - Mmm! - Whoa, oh, oh... 305 00:21:10,597 --> 00:21:13,467 I thought we were negotiating. 306 00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:16,904 Later. I told you. Work. 307 00:21:24,678 --> 00:21:25,913 Thanks for dinner. 308 00:22:12,159 --> 00:22:15,562 Hi, Leo, it's me. 309 00:22:15,562 --> 00:22:18,799 Um, I saw Mom, 310 00:22:18,799 --> 00:22:21,902 and she said that you call her every Sunday night. 311 00:22:21,902 --> 00:22:25,806 I want to believe her because that means that you're OK. 312 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,611 She may just be trying to hurt me though. 313 00:22:30,611 --> 00:22:35,616 So can you please call me and tell me you're OK? 314 00:22:35,616 --> 00:22:39,853 You don't have to talk to me. You could just tell me you're all right. 315 00:22:41,555 --> 00:22:44,091 Please? 316 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,902 Beer! Can I get a beer? 317 00:23:28,902 --> 00:23:31,805 Could you make that two, please? 318 00:23:31,805 --> 00:23:36,310 - Hope Duggan's ex work here? - I'm her ex. What do you want? 319 00:23:37,644 --> 00:23:40,314 She's still not out to clients? My bad. 320 00:23:40,314 --> 00:23:42,950 No problem, just looking for a good trainer. 321 00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:46,753 She's gone private, but you can ask. That's her over there. 322 00:23:46,753 --> 00:23:50,090 Holy shit. That's Dana Pritchard. 323 00:23:52,225 --> 00:23:54,428 Can you get that? 324 00:23:56,897 --> 00:23:59,333 Mind if I lead? 325 00:24:22,122 --> 00:24:26,259 You're pitching girl-on-girl? You better have more than one dance. 326 00:24:26,259 --> 00:24:28,629 Hope moved into Dana's house this morning. 327 00:24:28,629 --> 00:24:32,132 - Moved in? - Two trips with a U-Haul. 328 00:24:32,132 --> 00:24:35,669 They're seen everywhere together. Listen to what Dana told ET 329 00:24:35,669 --> 00:24:37,771 "I'm spending time with girlfriends. 330 00:24:37,771 --> 00:24:41,074 Only a woman can understand what I'm going through." 331 00:24:41,074 --> 00:24:42,709 She was married to Joey Perez. 332 00:24:42,709 --> 00:24:45,379 Wouldn't that make you want to bat for the other team? 333 00:24:45,379 --> 00:24:48,715 People Magazine is fighting us for a B-lister on a shit-com. 334 00:24:48,715 --> 00:24:50,984 It's the only explanation. 335 00:24:50,984 --> 00:24:54,554 Out of the closet and up the aisle. Get confirmation. 336 00:24:54,554 --> 00:24:56,923 Start with Hope's family. 337 00:24:59,126 --> 00:25:00,794 Don? 338 00:25:03,196 --> 00:25:05,999 I need a favor. Nothing to do with work. 339 00:25:05,999 --> 00:25:07,200 OK. 340 00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:22,182 - It's you. - 341 00:25:22,182 --> 00:25:24,551 Can you find out where that was taken? 342 00:25:24,551 --> 00:25:27,487 - Is that your dad? - I don't know who it is. 343 00:25:27,487 --> 00:25:31,291 - Do you want to? - Can you do that? 344 00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:33,293 I don't know, usually I have a name. 345 00:25:35,195 --> 00:25:36,363 It's important to you. 346 00:25:36,363 --> 00:25:40,000 I don't know. I don't... probably not. 347 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,402 It's just another thing to keep me awake. 348 00:25:42,402 --> 00:25:46,606 A ground-breaking study led by Eve Van Cauter at the University of Chicago 349 00:25:46,606 --> 00:25:50,010 showed that six days of sleep restricted to four hours 350 00:25:50,010 --> 00:25:54,581 pushed 11 healthy young male volunteers into a pre-diabetic state. 351 00:25:54,581 --> 00:25:57,284 - You need to sleep, Lucy. - I will. 352 00:25:57,284 --> 00:25:59,553 Late for your mother. 353 00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:07,227 - - Ready? 354 00:26:07,227 --> 00:26:12,032 Oh, Lucy. Oh, baby girl. 355 00:26:12,032 --> 00:26:14,935 - - So you got the good drugs. 356 00:26:14,935 --> 00:26:19,573 Tucked and tight now. 357 00:26:19,573 --> 00:26:22,709 Tight as a tick. No, that's not right. 358 00:26:22,709 --> 00:26:26,947 Tight as a drum. 359 00:26:26,947 --> 00:26:29,683 You'd never know I'd given birth. 360 00:26:29,683 --> 00:26:32,786 You know, you had a huge head. 361 00:26:32,786 --> 00:26:35,155 Like your father. 362 00:26:35,155 --> 00:26:38,158 I could never find a hat for him that would fit. 363 00:26:38,158 --> 00:26:42,262 Was that the problem? The hood didn't fit? 364 00:26:45,265 --> 00:26:47,768 Maybe you shouldn't leave your toys under the bed. 365 00:26:50,036 --> 00:26:55,509 Did you find the "Sadie Maisie" under the bed? 366 00:26:55,509 --> 00:27:00,280 Those aren't toys, sweetheart. They're objects of love and trust. 367 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:04,718 You can't be afraid you're gonna get hurt. 368 00:27:04,718 --> 00:27:07,888 No, I won't tell you our safe word. 369 00:27:07,888 --> 00:27:09,489 Don't ask. 370 00:27:09,489 --> 00:27:14,194 It's not that I don't trust you, but I promised Paul I wouldn't. 371 00:27:14,194 --> 00:27:17,597 But you can ask me anything else, and I'll tell you the truth. 372 00:27:17,597 --> 00:27:18,665 Why start now? 373 00:27:18,665 --> 00:27:21,434 I've never lied to you. I'm your mother. 374 00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:24,471 A mother and daughter shouldn't keep secrets. 375 00:27:31,278 --> 00:27:33,880 This is me, isn't it? 376 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,082 Who's that man? 377 00:27:39,653 --> 00:27:41,321 Spiller and Sealove. 378 00:27:41,321 --> 00:27:45,292 Silent partner. 379 00:27:45,292 --> 00:27:47,360 - Dad had a partner? - Mm-hm. 380 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:50,630 I said, "Don't trust Alan Sealove. 381 00:27:50,630 --> 00:27:54,301 He's a soulless rat bastard. 382 00:27:54,301 --> 00:27:57,137 He'll ruin you. He'll ruin this whole family." And he did. 383 00:27:57,137 --> 00:27:59,372 Everything went to hell. 384 00:27:59,372 --> 00:28:03,243 He's the one who should be strung up by the neck. 385 00:28:03,243 --> 00:28:07,681 Oh... Lucy, please, get me a basin quickly, would you, honey? 386 00:28:07,681 --> 00:28:09,816 - I think I'm gonna puke. - Oh, God. 387 00:28:11,084 --> 00:28:12,485 Hurry, hurry. 388 00:28:32,072 --> 00:28:35,642 You put a photographer on her. 389 00:28:35,642 --> 00:28:37,911 We know that Hope Duggan is the groom. 390 00:28:37,911 --> 00:28:40,881 Listen, Jimmy, either you take the check from Dirt 391 00:28:40,881 --> 00:28:43,016 or we'll scoop the wedding with photos. 392 00:28:43,016 --> 00:28:45,719 This is nuts. You're begging for a lawsuit. 393 00:28:45,719 --> 00:28:48,555 Not if we print these photos and the facts. 394 00:28:48,555 --> 00:28:53,026 They're living together, and Dana has a mysterious wedding in the works. 395 00:28:53,026 --> 00:28:56,296 You gave me your word you wouldn't dig. 396 00:28:56,296 --> 00:29:00,600 Lucy would have just put somebody else on the story. 397 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:04,371 Talk to Dana, Jimmy. She might not be telling you everything. 398 00:29:04,371 --> 00:29:08,074 Lucy needs an answer by the end of business. 399 00:29:14,247 --> 00:29:19,286 It was taken at Twilight Ridge, Minnesota, 143 miles west of Bemidji. 400 00:29:19,286 --> 00:29:21,321 Minnesota? Are you sure? 401 00:29:21,321 --> 00:29:25,025 Yeah, Quanti di Angelo, the factory is still in business 402 00:29:25,025 --> 00:29:27,827 making quality dress gloves for the police and military 403 00:29:27,827 --> 00:29:30,597 throughout Canada and the United States since 1937. 404 00:29:30,597 --> 00:29:33,066 They're sending me a catalog. 405 00:29:36,136 --> 00:29:39,272 I don't know about the man. I'm sorry. 406 00:29:39,272 --> 00:29:43,543 His name was Alan Sealove. He was in business with my father. 407 00:29:43,543 --> 00:29:47,948 - The glove business? - Commercial real estate. 408 00:29:47,948 --> 00:29:50,483 It's a nice picture of you, Lucy. You look happy. 409 00:29:51,518 --> 00:29:52,652 I was three. 410 00:29:54,955 --> 00:29:58,558 Thanks for doing this. You're a good friend. 411 00:29:58,558 --> 00:30:01,227 Does it help? Can you sleep now? 412 00:30:02,896 --> 00:30:04,631 It helps a lot. 413 00:30:10,971 --> 00:30:12,439 Hey. 414 00:30:12,439 --> 00:30:14,874 What are you doing here? 415 00:30:14,874 --> 00:30:16,076 Barbecue wings. 416 00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:22,615 - These are cold. - Sorry. 417 00:30:27,387 --> 00:30:31,124 - You're acting like a 2-year-old. - You're treating me like one! 418 00:30:31,124 --> 00:30:34,627 You bring her the Happy Meal and she's gonna be fine? 419 00:30:34,627 --> 00:30:36,062 I'm sorry. 420 00:30:36,062 --> 00:30:38,231 Babe, I love you. Let's just start over. 421 00:30:38,231 --> 00:30:40,567 Stop... stop saying you love me. 422 00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:44,037 - What do you want me to say? - Say I embarrassed you. 423 00:30:44,037 --> 00:30:47,507 Say that you don't want to get photographed with a druggie. 424 00:30:47,507 --> 00:30:49,576 Be honest with me! 425 00:30:49,576 --> 00:30:54,247 Look, babe, you're depressed. So let's talk to Dr. Tucker about your meds. 426 00:30:54,247 --> 00:30:55,749 It's not the meds! 427 00:30:55,749 --> 00:30:58,985 God. What are you waiting for? 428 00:31:01,721 --> 00:31:06,159 All right, if you're not gonna say it, I will. 429 00:31:06,159 --> 00:31:09,763 - We're over. - No. 430 00:31:09,763 --> 00:31:13,199 Yeah. We've been over for a long time. 431 00:31:13,199 --> 00:31:16,903 - Since before I got here. - All right, come on. 432 00:31:16,903 --> 00:31:19,339 Seriously, you're not making any sense here! 433 00:31:19,339 --> 00:31:21,608 You know it. 434 00:31:21,608 --> 00:31:24,244 - I know it. - I don't know it! 435 00:31:24,244 --> 00:31:27,213 We just didn't want to say it. 436 00:31:29,049 --> 00:31:31,217 And now I'm saying it. 437 00:31:31,217 --> 00:31:33,753 Wait, Julia, come here. 438 00:31:33,753 --> 00:31:35,889 Don't, I've got to... 439 00:31:35,889 --> 00:31:39,125 Hey, who's gonna clean this up? What happened here? 440 00:31:41,661 --> 00:31:43,496 Nothing. 441 00:32:04,784 --> 00:32:07,287 - - I'm so sorry. 442 00:32:10,457 --> 00:32:12,392 I'm sorry. 443 00:32:17,597 --> 00:32:20,733 Don't ever do that again. You scared the shit out of me. 444 00:32:20,733 --> 00:32:24,938 I'm sorry. I just wanted to see if you were still awake. 445 00:32:24,938 --> 00:32:26,639 I'm awake. 446 00:32:38,918 --> 00:32:41,554 You're working, huh? 447 00:32:41,554 --> 00:32:45,391 No, that's just some business papers of my father's. 448 00:32:45,391 --> 00:32:47,894 I should have called first. 449 00:32:49,596 --> 00:32:53,399 - It's late. I can go. - No, stay. 450 00:32:55,268 --> 00:32:59,005 I'm awake and you're here. You want a drink? 451 00:32:59,005 --> 00:33:00,640 No, I'm good. Thank you. 452 00:33:08,948 --> 00:33:10,950 You and your dad? 453 00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:14,954 No, that's my father's business partner. 454 00:33:14,954 --> 00:33:17,924 My dad must have taken the picture. 455 00:33:17,924 --> 00:33:21,327 It was in Minnesota, but I don't remember it at all. 456 00:33:21,327 --> 00:33:24,664 - What kind of business is he in? - Commercial real estate. 457 00:33:27,267 --> 00:33:29,736 I was 15 when he died. 458 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:37,710 That's the first thing you've ever told me about yourself. 459 00:33:37,710 --> 00:33:39,479 Personal, I mean. 460 00:33:42,882 --> 00:33:47,020 I told you I have never had an orgasm with anyone but you. 461 00:33:47,020 --> 00:33:48,521 That's not personal enough? 462 00:33:52,792 --> 00:33:54,827 Do you trust me? 463 00:33:56,696 --> 00:34:00,366 - I don't even like you. - I don't like you either. 464 00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:03,803 Then we're safe. 465 00:34:23,289 --> 00:34:24,657 Choke me. 466 00:34:26,259 --> 00:34:29,162 Harder. Harder! 467 00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:41,941 OK, no... 468 00:35:13,373 --> 00:35:15,008 Hi, my name's Alex. 469 00:35:15,008 --> 00:35:17,377 Hi, Alex. 470 00:35:19,345 --> 00:35:21,881 - That's Holt McLaren. - Glad you could come. 471 00:35:21,881 --> 00:35:23,483 Have a seat. 472 00:35:28,221 --> 00:35:31,457 - I'm Holt. - Hi, Holt. 473 00:35:31,457 --> 00:35:34,427 I'm here to support Julia. 474 00:35:36,629 --> 00:35:39,165 Julia, why don't you start? 475 00:35:39,165 --> 00:35:41,434 How are you doing? 476 00:35:44,737 --> 00:35:46,539 I'm up and down. 477 00:35:46,539 --> 00:35:49,342 I saw you in the time-out room again. 478 00:35:51,144 --> 00:35:54,047 I didn't hurt anybody. 479 00:35:56,349 --> 00:36:00,119 He brought food, and I threw it. 480 00:36:00,119 --> 00:36:01,921 Ready to tell Holt you're sorry? 481 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:10,863 - I'm sorry. - I want to talk to you. 482 00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,702 What is it you want to say? 483 00:36:20,807 --> 00:36:23,409 - I was speeding. - Tell Julia. 484 00:36:30,683 --> 00:36:32,151 I was speeding. 485 00:36:33,286 --> 00:36:36,522 Julia? Holt is speaking to you. 486 00:36:42,962 --> 00:36:46,899 You can't remember any of it. 487 00:36:50,103 --> 00:36:51,738 But you were scared, 488 00:36:51,738 --> 00:36:56,409 and you wanted me to stop, but I just went faster. 489 00:36:58,444 --> 00:37:02,014 You could have been killed. It would have been my fault. 490 00:37:02,014 --> 00:37:05,251 Bullshit. You pulled her out of the car. I saw it on the news. 491 00:37:05,251 --> 00:37:07,553 This is Julia's time. 492 00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:13,359 I don't even know who you are. 493 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:18,030 Well, I don't know me either. 494 00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:19,999 You lied. 495 00:37:22,802 --> 00:37:24,871 I didn't want to lose you. 496 00:37:58,438 --> 00:38:00,807 It's OK, baby. 497 00:38:02,842 --> 00:38:05,311 It's OK. 498 00:38:07,847 --> 00:38:09,749 Dana Pritchard. 499 00:38:09,749 --> 00:38:13,853 No, she's here. She's waiting for you outside. 500 00:38:15,788 --> 00:38:18,157 All right, send her in. 501 00:38:18,157 --> 00:38:20,326 OK. 502 00:38:20,326 --> 00:38:25,832 I wanted to talk to you myself, no boy games, no pissing contest. 503 00:38:25,832 --> 00:38:27,600 No pissing. 504 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,169 You offered seven, I'll take seven, game over. 505 00:38:30,169 --> 00:38:32,538 - Dirt gets the exclusive. - Good choice. 506 00:38:32,538 --> 00:38:36,809 Let's not pretend I had one. Now leave Hope Duggan alone. 507 00:38:36,809 --> 00:38:39,812 No more following her around, no more calling her family. 508 00:38:39,812 --> 00:38:43,483 If they found out she was gay, they'd shit themselves. 509 00:38:43,483 --> 00:38:47,320 Maybe she should tell them before the cover hits the checkout stand. 510 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,389 Hope's not my lover. She's my friend. 511 00:38:50,389 --> 00:38:53,960 She was there for me on the worst night of my life and then some. 512 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:58,264 She stood by me. I'm not gonna sell her out for the better glossy. 513 00:38:58,264 --> 00:39:01,334 - Do we have a deal? - Do we have a groom? 514 00:39:01,334 --> 00:39:03,870 Joey and I are getting back together. 515 00:39:03,870 --> 00:39:07,507 - Joey, your ex? - Mm-hm. 516 00:39:07,507 --> 00:39:10,343 I assume you've dropped the lawsuit? 517 00:39:10,343 --> 00:39:14,180 - My eardrum will heal. - I meant the exposure to hep C. 518 00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:17,884 If you want to write about the hep C and his whores, fine. 519 00:39:17,884 --> 00:39:19,685 I'm not pretending it didn't happen. 520 00:39:19,685 --> 00:39:22,989 It was the drugs and alcohol. He wasn't in control. 521 00:39:22,989 --> 00:39:26,225 I didn't understand, but now I do. 522 00:39:26,225 --> 00:39:29,028 - He's in AA. - Again. 523 00:39:29,028 --> 00:39:32,698 - Yeah, again. - Some people would call you a saint. 524 00:39:32,698 --> 00:39:35,301 And you're thinking I'm a dumb shit. 525 00:39:37,770 --> 00:39:41,240 You know when you go into a club and they stamp your hand? 526 00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:46,012 It means you can get back in without having to pay. 527 00:39:46,012 --> 00:39:49,749 That stamp is love. Love doesn't make you pay. 528 00:39:49,749 --> 00:39:51,150 Love forgives. 529 00:39:53,019 --> 00:39:55,354 Someday you'll understand. 530 00:40:00,059 --> 00:40:03,362 Three weeks ago, she was charging him with spousal rape. 531 00:40:03,362 --> 00:40:05,898 Has to be a magical love connection. 532 00:40:05,898 --> 00:40:09,035 How do you forgive somebody like Joey Perez? 533 00:40:09,035 --> 00:40:13,773 There's no better way to punish a man. I never let anybody forgive me. 534 00:40:13,773 --> 00:40:17,510 - But why marry him? - Better the devil she knows. 535 00:40:19,145 --> 00:40:22,748 Another cover in your cap. 536 00:40:29,055 --> 00:40:31,390 I blew a source on this one. 537 00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:34,260 Speaking figuratively, of course. 538 00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:38,464 Not that it's any of your business. It was her manager. 539 00:40:38,464 --> 00:40:41,200 - I broke a promise. - Pssh. Which one? 540 00:40:44,036 --> 00:40:46,739 There are only three, sweetheart. 541 00:40:49,609 --> 00:40:52,912 "The check is in the mail." 542 00:40:52,912 --> 00:40:55,848 "This will only hurt a little." 543 00:40:59,785 --> 00:41:01,954 That's two. What's the third? 544 00:41:03,122 --> 00:41:05,091 "I won't come in your mouth." 545 00:41:07,093 --> 00:41:09,495 But I want you to. 546 00:42:58,871 --> 00:43:00,606 Don? 547 00:43:03,943 --> 00:43:06,312 - Hey. - Hi. 548 00:43:13,018 --> 00:43:14,887 Want some tea? 549 00:43:14,887 --> 00:43:18,691 No, thanks. I just want to sit here for a minute. 550 00:43:21,093 --> 00:43:22,328 Here. 551 00:43:34,974 --> 00:43:36,408 You could sleep here. 552 00:43:37,943 --> 00:43:41,747 No, I'm just gonna stay for a minute.