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Hi, it's Don Konkey.
I'm a photographer
for Dirt Now Magazine.
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I'm also a highly functional
schizophrenic,
blah, blah, blah.
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Dad, I think it's time.
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No offense, but if you
don't know that by now,
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then you have worse
attention skills than me.
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That's Lucy Spiller.
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Again, but you should really
be up on this shit by now.
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Lucy has sort of
a problem with men.
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You're not gonna
use a stun... Oh!
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- Good night, Holt.
- That's not the case
with Holt McLaren.
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Lucy got what she wanted.
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Holt got worms.
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Remember those pictures I took
of happily married action hero
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and international superstar
Jack Dawson and Lucy's brother
Leo awhile back?
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They're starting
to cause a lot of trouble.
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Holt didn't see the worms,
but he did see
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the track marks on the arms
of his girlfriend.
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What the hell is that?
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Jesus, Julia!
What the hell are you doing?
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- It's not a big deal!
- The magazine is doing this
story about this cheerleader.
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Turns out the murdered girl
was involved with
the town preacher.
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We've ID'd the father
of the victim's unborn baby.
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Oh, and she was pregnant.
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He was also
sleeping with his daughter.
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I don't think there'll be any
"World's Greatest Dad" mugs
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coming his way soon.
Lucy ran that on the cover.
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God bless Don Konkey.
He had the right shots
all along.
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Not everyone was happy.
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Who told you my father
killed Amber? Who said that?
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I did it, not Daddy!
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On the bright side,
I'm dating again.
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And I'm 99 percent sure
this one is real.
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Oh... wait.
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Don't move, don't move,
don't move.
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Don't move, don't move...
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Don't move.
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OK. Oh, God!
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You ready to go again?
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Don't you wanna
save one for the home team?
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I heard she moved from
prescription drugs
to self-medication.
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What is she on?
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I'm asking as a friend.
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You want a beer?
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- Yeah, you?
- Mm-hmm.
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This is wrong.
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Don't take me
on your guilt trip.
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No, you're poison, Lucy.
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- Excuse me?
- We have to stop.
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Then what are you
doing standing here?
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♪ Dig in ♪
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♪ Dig deep ♪
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♪ Deserve what you reap ♪
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♪ Don't you know the truth
will set you free? ♪
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Herringworm's rare.
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Human cases like yours are more
common in Japan, Netherlands.
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- Bet you like sushi.
- I used to.
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OK... Thiabendazole.
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You're gonna be fine. Joanna!
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Can you schedule another
ultrasound for next week?
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And, uh, would you mind?
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What happened
to the one we already took?
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My glasses reflected
the flash.
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All right. One, two...
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Oh, wait, here we go.
And three.
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Willa, right?
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- I'm Brent Barrow.
- Oh, of course you are.
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I mean, of course
I know who you are.
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That story, the reverend
who molested his kid
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and knocked up
her cheerleader friend.
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It was... it was juicy. You're
a very talented young woman.
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- Oh, thank you, Mr. Barrow.
- What are you working on now?
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Um, it's the same story.
The reverend's daughter told me
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that she's the one
who killed her best friend.
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- She confessed that to you?
- Yeah, the cops
don't even know yet.
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Lucy thinks the confession cover
might hit the stands
before she's arrested.
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Chuck and I are going back
to get her interview.
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No, no, come on. You don't
need to share your byline
with that boozer.
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Tell Lucy to show you more
respect. You're editorial
material, Willa.
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Thank you.
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Listen, please, reporters
like you make my job
an honor and a pleasure.
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- Chuck?
- Time to go?
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Um, I'm worried
about this interview.
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Nothing to worry about.
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Well, Maddy called me
specifically.
It's because she trusts me.
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You want to go eat on the way?
I vote for Quizno's.
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Look, Chuck,
she's a sexual abuse victim.
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I don't want her
to clam up because
there's a man in the room.
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Little Willa wants to fly solo.
And not share a byline.
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It's nothing personal,
it's just...
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Lucy's wrong.
I don't need help with this.
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- I agree.
- Really?
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You got my blessing.
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- Will you clear it with Lucy?
- We'll tell her after.
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Thank you.
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Isn't it great?
I discovered the artist myself.
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Do you get it?
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Average person spends
two weeks of their life on hold.
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- How sick is that?
- I like hold. It's free time.
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Oh, my God, you're right.
I never thought of it like that.
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- What's your IQ?
- I don't know.
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You should get tested.
You're probably over 140.
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My best friend in New York,
he's a published poet.
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He's 140.
What's your process?
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When you write
on your photographs,
how long does it take?
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I wake up, it's there.
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Oh, you black out? What are you,
epileptic? Narcoleptic?
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- Schizophrenic.
- Ah.
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Genius does not go unpunished.
Meet the bulimic.
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Relax. I use
the other hand.
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Have you and your father
always been close?
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Madonna's mom died too.
So did Rosie O'Donnell's.
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Is that when it started?
When it was just the two of you?
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Have you ever interviewed
Nicole or Lindsay?
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Um, no, I haven't.
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Maddy, come here. Come here.
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This is hard.
I love my dad.
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Look, I'm just here
to write what you tell me.
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It's up to you, OK?
This is your story.
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She's just here
to take some photos.
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- Of me?
- Is that OK?
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Maddy, when did you find out
that Amber was pregnant?
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She told me
after the pep rally.
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We both painted the tips
of our batons cherry red,
like snow cones.
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What did she say?
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They loved each other.
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Amber and your father?
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And that God had blessed their
love by giving them a child.
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She said she was Sarah,
Abraham's wife,
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and now she would be my mother.
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I told her no way she was Sarah.
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She was Hagar, Sarah's servant.
Hagar's baby is not blessed.
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It says in the Bible
God says Hagar's son
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will live in hostility
toward all of his brothers.
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I told her, "Read your
scripture. You can't
have this baby."
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I'm Sarah.
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Daddy calls me Sarah
when he puts his love in me.
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I hit her with my baton.
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Shouldn't I have makeup?
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No, honey,
your skin is beautiful.
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Are you sure?
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Well, maybe just
a little lip gloss.
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- Here.
- Kiehl's.
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- It's yours.
- Thank you.
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OK.
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Hey. The car's here.
I'm gonna go to work.
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I'll see you in a little bit,
all right?
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- No, no!
- Hey, the car's here.
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I want to come with you.
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No, go to sleep.
I'll see you in a while.
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I wanna come to the set.
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They're freaky about guests.
You know, today's tricky, so...
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I won't talk to anyone.
I'll just stay in your trailer.
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- I'm ready!
- You haven't
even taken a shower yet.
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Come on, Holt.
I can't stay here by myself.
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You don't know. You don't.
I feel like I'm gonna die.
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Yeah, it's the damn Vicodin.
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Why don't you stop taking
so many of them?!
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I won't take any. I won't take
any if I can come with you.
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I'm gonna be fine
if I'm just on set.
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I just need to be around people,
that's all. Please, Holt.
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Why don't you go hang out
with Hannah and Peter today?
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I can't, they're working.
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Everybody's working.
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Nobody's got time.
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Damn it. I miss Kira.
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I'll go shower, and I'll get
dressed. Ten minutes, OK?
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Jack Dawson
says he's not gay.
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He's got The Bulldog
on speed dial.
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- I got the peter-eater
on speed dial.
- Prepared to testify?
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That's not the way it works.
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You want a dogfight?
Because I really don't.
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Oh, don't clench, Brent.
You'll get hemorrhoids.
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Hi.
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- Hi, Lucy.
- We talked this morning.
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- I told you
to stay on Julia Mallory.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, you have
something already?
- No.
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- I need you.
- What...
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I'm here. What's wrong?
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I need you
to make sure she's real.
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OK.
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Quiet now, people,
we're rolling!
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I've got a chair
for you right over here.
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Slate.
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Scene four, take two.
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Frame. Action.
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This is all
I have for you.
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Too bad that's enough.
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And cut!
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- How was that for you?
- Pretty tight.
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Remember I told you about
paragliding off the
Dolomites in Italy?
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This is so much better.
I need to change my panties.
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Yeah. That's what
my girl likes.
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-
- You're a pig.
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No. He's sweet.
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He let me crash your party.
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Lemme kick him to the curb.
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You'd do that to me, Garbo?
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For her? What do you think?
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She is Julia Mallory,
and my love for her
cannot be quantified.
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Subliminal Velocity.
Hell House.
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Camp Crusades. Brilliant.
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But you... you changed
my life with ♪ All for one ♪
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♪ My God we'll have some fun ♪
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♪ Come on boys, come on girls ♪
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♪ Come on let's put our mark
on this wild, wild world ♪
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♪ This wild, wild world ♪
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- What? What?
- I wanna play too.
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- Keep your dick out of my face.
- No problem. No problem.
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You girls can screw me,
suck me,
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spank me raw for all I care,
whatever you want.
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Julia?
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- Hey...
- Mm-hmm?
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She comes with me.
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♪ This wild, wild world ♪
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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Be right back.
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Very real. I can still
smell the patchouli.
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I like the way she smells.
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If you like it, I like it.
How long do we have to sit here?
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Just a few minutes.
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She thinks I'm a genius.
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Don't I always tell you that?
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- So you're Don's boss?
- Friend.
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You went to college together,
he told me. I don't
read your magazine.
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It's not a judgment thing,
I just don't have the time.
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Uh, speaking of time...
Julia?
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I have to go to work.
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Wait, for the magazine?
I thought we agreed.
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- Agreed?
- That Don shouldn't waste
his energy on star stuff.
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Seen his artwork?
His picture poems?
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- Yes.
- So then you know.
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Well, maybe just this once,
to pay the bills.
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OK. We'll talk more tonight?
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Bye. Thanks, Lucy.
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He sent me here
to see if you were real.
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He's schizophrenic,
he told me.
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Did he tell you he writes
those picture poems
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when he forgets
to take his meds?
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Um, I know you mean well,
but you're not helping him.
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00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:14,660
- You're using him.
- I'm going to chalk that up
to young and dumb.
241
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:18,264
Look, play patron of the arts
if that's what gets you off.
242
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,099
Don't play
with people's lives.
243
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,701
That's what you
did for a living.
244
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,136
- You didn't read the magazine.
- In the toilet.
245
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:28,808
OK.
Let's not personalize this.
246
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,378
I'm glad that Don has a friend
who appreciates him.
247
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,447
And you're right,
he's very talented.
248
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,718
He's also caring and loyal,
and he has a very real disease.
249
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,953
He has a label given
to him by a society
250
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,422
that won't tolerate anything
but the status quo.
251
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,157
Don's an artist.
252
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:49,262
Art is born of pain. He's
entitled to feel what he feels.
253
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,465
Get someone else
to cut off an ear for you.
254
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,067
Like you got him
to cut off his finger?
255
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,921
Leo!
256
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,158
Don't recognize me
in the burka?
257
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,161
Justine Dawson.
258
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,965
I have to dress like my maid
to avoid the paparazzi.
259
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,401
- Gonna say hello?
- Look, I'm sorry...
260
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,769
I liked your color sense.
261
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,505
I'm sorry you couldn't
keep your hands off my husband.
262
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,907
- Jack came on to me.
- I don't give a shit.
263
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,943
- I'm not the first.
- Just the first
to sell him out.
264
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,880
And not even for the money.
Just revenge.
265
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:46,285
What a big baby you are.
Here, I want you to have these.
266
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:50,990
This is a letter from my
11-year-old asking
her father to come home.
267
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,827
Oh, didn't you know?
Jack moved out of the house.
268
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,829
And here,
269
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:01,100
Ben found this in his desk.
"Your dad is a pipe smoker."
270
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,270
It's a clever drawing.
He's lighting his own penis.
271
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:08,274
- This wasn't...
- Emma's 11 and Ben's only 8,
272
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,443
so maybe that
isn't much of a score.
273
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,747
But they will carry this
with them for the rest
of their lives.
274
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,783
So congratulations.
Revenge is sweet.
275
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:22,121
- Watch it.
- Get off of me!
276
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:40,132
♪ One just waits for two
Oops, there's three
We must have four ♪
277
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,904
♪ Now the party's started
Who's that knocking
at our door? ♪
278
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:50,142
♪ All for one
My God, you'll all have fun ♪
279
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,578
♪ Come on, boys
Come on, girls ♪
280
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:57,416
♪ Come on, let's put our mark
on this wild, wild world ♪
281
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:05,257
♪ This wild, wild world ♪
282
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,235
I see you took my advice.
283
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:20,906
Well, it was really good advice.
284
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:25,110
What are you
going to do to celebrate?
285
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:30,015
Uh, some of the gang told me
they'd take me out for a drink.
286
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,551
Well, what about after?
287
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,929
Excuse me, miss. I was just
looking for the toilet.
288
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:46,198
Hello, Bulldog.
289
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,602
I'd get up, but that
might be mistaken
for a sign of respect.
290
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,505
Got a call from Jack Dawson.
291
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,975
Don't take the case.
I know how you hate to lose.
292
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:59,678
I will be subpoenaing your
brother. I know he's the source.
293
00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:03,616
Every story in this
magazine is verified
by more than one source.
294
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:09,388
Fag makes grab
at movie star's pizzle
and gets fired on the spot.
295
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:13,025
Big sister cooks up
a story to save his pride
and up her sales.
296
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:18,030
I don't need to cook it up.
I step in it the minute
I walk out the door.
297
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:21,867
You sure stepped
in it this time, sugar.
298
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:25,738
I'd think about printing
a retraction and an apology.
299
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,606
And I'd think about that hat.
300
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:38,684
You guys go ahead
and I'll meet up with you later.
301
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,320
Maddy? Hello?
302
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:45,190
You have to help me.
Grandma says I'm going to jail!
303
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:49,128
I can't go. I won't!
You said it would be all right!
304
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,163
Wait, slow down...
305
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:55,134
I lied to you, Willa. I'm sorry.
306
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:59,538
It wasn't me.
I didn't kill Amber.
307
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:02,074
He did. My daddy.
308
00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:04,243
What? Maddy...
309
00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:08,881
He made me lie.
He told me to lie. He made me.
310
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:13,352
All right, I'm coming
to see you. Stay there!
Don't talk to anybody.
311
00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,187
OK.
312
00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,190
Hey. Chefs don't clean up.
313
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,132
- Leo, let it go.
- Can't.
314
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,101
- You can.
- You didn't see her.
315
00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:32,605
She married his box office!
Her whole life is a lie.
316
00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:35,574
- Those kids
are going through hell.
- No worse than we did.
317
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,443
Yeah. Look at us.
318
00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:41,213
You have to stop
worrying about her and start
thinking about yourself.
319
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:44,383
Jack Dawson's lawyer
is threatening to put you
on the stand
320
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:48,487
if we don't make a retraction.
OK? You know I can't do that.
321
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,823
You'd rather drag everyone
through a hearing?
322
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:54,893
I asked you more than once,
"Are you sure you want
to do this?"
323
00:24:54,893 --> 00:25:00,232
You said to me, "You bet
your ass." That is a direct
quote. I warned you.
324
00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:03,202
You warned me?
Warning me was bullshit.
325
00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,938
You should have said
he has a family and two kids.
326
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:09,541
- Like you didn't know that!
- God.
327
00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:15,047
- Are people even real to you?
- Yes. You're real.
328
00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:23,355
This is so unfair, Leo!
329
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,497
You have to
tell me the truth.
330
00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:35,668
Look, I can't help you
unless I know what happened.
331
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,603
Maddy...
332
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:43,175
Amber told Daddy
he had to marry her,
333
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:46,712
and if he didn't, she'd
tell the police he raped her.
334
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,981
You were there?
335
00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:54,987
- What happened?
- They argued.
336
00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,890
He hit her with my baton.
337
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:02,628
Then he stabbed her.
That's the truth.
338
00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:06,498
You have to fix it. You said
nothing bad would happen!
339
00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:08,701
You promised!
You promised me!
340
00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:13,839
OK.
341
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,275
It's OK.
342
00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:56,315
- What do you want for these?
- They're yours.
343
00:26:58,484 --> 00:27:00,352
Got the negatives
in the vault?
344
00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:04,790
Why waste the space?
I can get more anytime.
345
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:09,428
So can anyone else. Here.
346
00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:14,333
Conquistador House.
347
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:18,971
It's east of Santa Barbara.
They'll have a bed ready
for her tomorrow.
348
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,240
I've never even heard of it.
349
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,209
Total privacy and total
commitment to recovery.
350
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,413
Why are you doing all this?
351
00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:31,850
Two more badges
and l make Eagle Scout.
352
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,792
Do you even know
why you stick around?
353
00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:45,063
Is it love, or is it guilt?
354
00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:49,701
Are you afraid to find out?
355
00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:54,973
I'm not.
356
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,646
You didn't know her
before everything.
357
00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:02,681
She was always happy.
358
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,253
She was just...
359
00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,623
She was full of light.
360
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:14,593
We laughed all the time.
361
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:17,863
Jesus, Holt. She's not dead.
362
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:20,232
Yet.
363
00:28:56,702 --> 00:29:01,540
Lucy, um, Maddy didn't kill
Amber, Reverend Sweet did it.
364
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:05,110
He forced her to confess,
but the story's
already been shipped.
365
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,445
What are we gonna do?
366
00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:09,314
We have the transcripts,
the story is solid.
367
00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:13,018
But Maddy could go to jail
for a murder she didn't commit.
368
00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:15,988
Get a statement from Sweet.
Is he still in prison?
369
00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:19,691
Her father manipulated her
into taking the blame.
370
00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:22,694
We have to do something,
insert a denial.
371
00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:26,531
How about a press release
saying "Don't buy Dirt Now,"
how's that?
372
00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:30,369
She's just a little girl.
I promised her I
would protect her.
373
00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,537
She is a story,
she's not your friend.
374
00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:36,842
You protect your source,
the truth. You don't
protect the little girl.
375
00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:40,045
She's a liar, Willa.
She told you herself.
376
00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:43,248
You both got what you wanted.
You got your cover story.
377
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:48,553
Leo, hi, it's me.
378
00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:51,957
Would you please pick up?
I want to talk to you.
379
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,126
Come on. I know you're there.
380
00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:58,563
You know, you really
are a dick sometimes!
381
00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:10,876
She's not really your friend,
Don. I hope you don't
mind me saying this.
382
00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:15,380
- Who?
- Lucy.
383
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,019
Lucy's my friend.
384
00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:25,057
If she were, she wouldn't ask
you to sell your soul.
385
00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:35,000
- Is that her?
- No.
386
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:45,911
Your salacious lies
have put Jack Dawson's career
387
00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:48,480
as a leading man in the crapper.
388
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,818
Good news, though. He's always
wanted to be a media tycoon.
389
00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:57,356
So we'll settle for everything
in Gibson Horne's portfolio.
390
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,957
Oh, my...
391
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:03,695
lawsuit...
392
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,332
Process of discovery.
393
00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:10,502
Our lawyers call every gigolo,
masseuse, trainer,
394
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:14,473
pool boy and ass toy
Jack's ever employed.
395
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:19,644
All rumors, innuendoes
and impressions
become facts of the case.
396
00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:23,248
And that means
we can publish them.
397
00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:26,651
That should be worth, what do
you think, five covers at least?
398
00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:31,156
Jack Dawson will
be America's proud gay icon.
399
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:34,326
Scenario two,
drop the lawsuit.
400
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:43,935
Look, the damage
has been done, people.
401
00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:47,039
There is not enough money
to indemnify you
402
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:49,074
against the lawsuit
we will bring.
403
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:54,046
One year from today...
404
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:57,416
...you will all be working
for Jack Dawson.
405
00:31:57,416 --> 00:32:02,020
Well, until he fires you.
Good day.
406
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:28,647
Mom? Dad?
407
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,694
Seen this?
408
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:19,231
She didn't do it, Chuck.
She was covering for her father.
409
00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:21,133
Cops found the baton.
410
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,768
Plenty of prints.
Maddy, not Daddy.
411
00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:25,303
It was her baton.
412
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:28,240
The medical examiner matched
the angle and depth
413
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,876
of Amber's stab wounds
to Maddy's height and weight.
414
00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:34,246
Innocent until proven guilty,
of course.
415
00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:38,583
Arise, my little protégé,
and join the ranks.
416
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:43,488
I shouldn't have cut you out.
I wasn't ready.
417
00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:48,460
- You did great.
- No, I didn't handle it right.
I let her get to me.
418
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:52,164
When it stops getting to you,
that's when you're in trouble.
419
00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:56,001
You missed a spot.
Boop! You'll get it.
420
00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:11,149
I don't need this.
You can help me.
421
00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:14,819
- I don't need to be here.
- Sweetie, listen to me.
422
00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:19,457
There's something
I never told you.
423
00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:21,993
Please, babe,
can we just go home?
424
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:24,963
You remember
that day that we met?
425
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,769
Well, I wasn't
really there to audition.
426
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,542
I followed you
from the coffee shop.
427
00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:43,148
And you got your drink
and the guy made a mistake
with your change,
428
00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:46,551
and he gave you
a 20 instead of a one.
429
00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,224
And you gave it back.
430
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:58,930
And I couldn't think of anyone
that wouldn't have kept the 20.
431
00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,867
And you were so beautiful.
432
00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:07,172
You were the most
beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
433
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,412
Babe, I want that girl back.
434
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:36,134
No, it's OK,
I got this. I got it.
435
00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:40,805
No! No! No! No!
436
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,374
Please, no! Please!
437
00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:45,377
No, please, baby!
Please, baby!
438
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:48,113
No! No! No!
439
00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:49,781
Julia, stop!
440
00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:53,885
Calm down, come on.
Come on, Julia.
441
00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:58,189
Julia, stop. Julia...
442
00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:01,026
Julia, please, stop. Stop.
443
00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:04,329
- Ah!
- Listen...
444
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,531
Listen...
445
00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:09,701
You're gonna be all right.
Baby, you trust me?
446
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:16,541
Come here. Come here.
447
00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:20,245
You're gonna be all right.
All right?
448
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:28,386
♪ The season's change
is coming here ♪
449
00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:35,860
♪ I know him well
but it's been a year ♪
450
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:41,399
♪ Will all of my wishes ♪
451
00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:47,072
♪ Come true with his kisses ♪
452
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:50,442
You're not the first.
453
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,449
Stop beating yourself up.
454
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,617
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
455
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,555
Lucy thinks I'm an amateur.
456
00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:07,392
I'm so pissed at myself.
457
00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:14,532
Close your eyes...
458
00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:16,901
...and tell me
what color you see.
459
00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:23,108
It's an old trick I learned
from a Bushman in Zimbabwe.
460
00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:26,077
- What have you got to lose?
- OK.
461
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:31,449
Red.
462
00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:39,491
All right.
463
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:49,033
Put that red... right there.
464
00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:53,238
Now, see it move down.
465
00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:59,010
Down your shoulder.
Down your arm.
466
00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:03,181
Into your wrist.
467
00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,818
Your hand.
468
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,089
- Fingers.
- What are you doing?
469
00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:16,094
Shh, shh, shh.
Don't talk, don't look, just...
470
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:29,808
No feeling is bad
if you know what to do with it.
471
00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,616
What are you
feeling right now?
472
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:11,349
I want to get to the
photos in the magazine.
How did that happen?
473
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:15,987
Tabloids will print anything
to sell a paper even
if they have to make it up.
474
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:19,324
- We don't pay attention.
- My lawyers told me
I should sue,
475
00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:22,927
but I will not dignify these
lies with a legal response.
476
00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:25,263
No, Justine and I,
we know who we are.
477
00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:29,267
We know we don't have
to spend time or money
proving anything to anyone.
478
00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:31,536
- Good God.
- I want you to know, Tony,
479
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,405
this is the last time
I'm going to give
an interview on the topic.
480
00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:36,474
- Never again?
- Never.
481
00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:41,179
- No, Justine and I, we are...
- Hey, turn on the TV.
Channel 4.
482
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:44,816
God's in his heaven,
and all is right with the world.
483
00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:47,552
Come on, I know you're there.
I miss you.
484
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:49,153
Secret's out now!
485
00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:52,991
Jack Dawson's backing off.
He's not gonna sue.
486
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:56,027
I was going to call you
to say goodbye.
487
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:58,296
You going somewhere?
488
00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:02,734
Oh, my God. Of course you are.
489
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,703
One of your little walkabouts.
You always run away.
490
00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:08,907
Nothing keeping me here.
491
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:12,710
You can hide, but the same
shit's gonna be here
when you come back.
492
00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:16,948
- I don't want to fight.
- Where are you going?
How can I reach you?
493
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:21,653
I don't know. But if I did,
I wouldn't tell you.
494
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:25,623
Is that a joke?
Come on, you can't leave me.
495
00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:29,794
I need to get away
from you for a while.
496
00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:34,832
I think it's catching.
The last couple of days
I've felt... numb.
497
00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:37,602
Is that how it starts?
498
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,673
You can't be mad at me forever.
499
00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,908
I know.
500
00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:12,904
♪ Fell asleep with my pride ♪
501
00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:19,177
♪ Standing aground
Standing aground ♪
502
00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:25,483
♪ We stood and yelled
at the tide ♪
503
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:30,488
♪ To turn around
To turn around ♪
504
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:37,295
♪ That day would outlive ♪
505
00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:43,134
♪ Our best laid plans
Our best laid plans ♪
506
00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:49,941
♪ Something just had to give ♪
507
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:55,179
♪ The castle gave itself
back to the sand ♪
508
00:41:57,281 --> 00:42:02,120
♪ I was my own
and everyone's fool ♪
509
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,724
♪ Went and dressed up ♪
510
00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:13,998
♪ Now the emperor's clothes
fit all ♪
511
00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:16,434
Justine, thank you,
and congratulations.
512
00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:18,069
- Jack.
- Always.
513
00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:20,371
That's a wrap.
Strike the set.
514
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:24,175
Keep it close so we
can use it again tomorrow.
515
00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:28,379
♪ So hold my head for a while ♪
516
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:33,251
♪ So I feel the rain
So I feel the rain ♪
517
00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:40,491
♪ Take an inch from your mind ♪
518
00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:45,329
♪ And start again
And start again ♪
519
00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:52,503
♪ Put a little light
in my soul ♪
520
00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:57,709
♪ You shine, I'll glow
You shine, I'll glow ♪
521
00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:05,116
♪ See I'm hollow ♪
522
00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:09,654
♪ So let me be
the lantern with your gold ♪
523
00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:18,229
♪ If I take myself seriously ♪
524
00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:22,200
♪ Then I just get confused ♪
525
00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:29,674
♪ They say those
who can love themselves ♪
526
00:43:29,674 --> 00:43:34,278
♪ Never cease to be amused ♪
527
00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:48,192
♪ I wanna find you again ♪
528
00:43:51,729 --> 00:43:54,198
They are back in the news
and at it again.
529
00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:56,367
This time Lindsay
and Paris are fighting,
530
00:43:56,367 --> 00:43:59,737
not over a boy toy, Shaun,
over an actual movie role.
531
00:43:59,737 --> 00:44:03,741
The two scrappy vixens
are battling over
which one will play the role
532
00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:06,811
of Maddy Sweet in the hottest
new film property in town.
533
00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,847
Now, Sweet is based on the
infamous cheerleader murder
534
00:44:09,847 --> 00:44:11,549
in Walnut Valley, California.
535
00:44:11,549 --> 00:44:14,585
Lindsay and Paris could make up
and do the film together.
536
00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:17,355
One could play Maddy,
and the other could play Amber.
537
00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:19,724
Amber's the victim,
and I think everybody says
538
00:44:19,724 --> 00:44:21,759
the "bad girl" role
is the better role.
539
00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:23,628
You're probably
right about that.
540
00:44:23,628 --> 00:44:26,931
Maybe, either way, Adaptation
helmer Spike Jonze is rumored
541
00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,967
to direct, and production
on Sweet is slated to start
542
00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:33,037
as early as this summer
for a holiday release.
543
00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:35,606
What a better family film,
I cannot find.
544
00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:38,976
Yeah, sounds like someone might
be looking for a nomination.
545
00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:40,711
Shaun, what's the latest...