1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,570 Hi, it's Don Konkey. I'm a photographer for Dirt Now Magazine. 2 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:07,074 I'm also a highly functional schizophrenic, blah, blah, blah. 3 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:09,776 Dad, I think it's time. 4 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:12,379 No offense, but if you don't know that by now, 5 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:15,048 then you have worse attention skills than me. 6 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:16,683 That's Lucy Spiller. 7 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,786 Again, but you should really be up on this shit by now. 8 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:21,955 Lucy has sort of a problem with men. 9 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,892 You're not gonna use a stun... Oh! 10 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:30,430 - Good night, Holt. - That's not the case with Holt McLaren. 11 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,032 Lucy got what she wanted. 12 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,369 Holt got worms. 13 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,872 Remember those pictures I took of happily married action hero 14 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:43,010 and international superstar Jack Dawson and Lucy's brother Leo awhile back? 15 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:45,579 They're starting to cause a lot of trouble. 16 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:48,582 Holt didn't see the worms, but he did see 17 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:51,318 the track marks on the arms of his girlfriend. 18 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:52,786 What the hell is that? 19 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:55,155 Jesus, Julia! What the hell are you doing? 20 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:59,259 - It's not a big deal! - The magazine is doing this story about this cheerleader. 21 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:02,729 Turns out the murdered girl was involved with the town preacher. 22 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,299 We've ID'd the father of the victim's unborn baby. 23 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,901 Oh, and she was pregnant. 24 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,337 He was also sleeping with his daughter. 25 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:13,540 I don't think there'll be any "World's Greatest Dad" mugs 26 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:16,176 coming his way soon. Lucy ran that on the cover. 27 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:20,113 God bless Don Konkey. He had the right shots all along. 28 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:21,915 Not everyone was happy. 29 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:26,086 Who told you my father killed Amber? Who said that? 30 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,089 I did it, not Daddy! 31 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,692 On the bright side, I'm dating again. 32 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:35,629 And I'm 99 percent sure this one is real. 33 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:05,592 Oh... wait. 34 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,894 Don't move, don't move, don't move. 35 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,997 Don't move, don't move... 36 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,098 Don't move. 37 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,803 OK. Oh, God! 38 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,528 You ready to go again? 39 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:47,200 Don't you wanna save one for the home team? 40 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:09,823 I heard she moved from prescription drugs to self-medication. 41 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,124 What is she on? 42 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,863 I'm asking as a friend. 43 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,341 You want a beer? 44 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:34,314 - Yeah, you? - Mm-hmm. 45 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:13,854 This is wrong. 46 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:19,025 Don't take me on your guilt trip. 47 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,295 No, you're poison, Lucy. 48 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:27,868 - Excuse me? - We have to stop. 49 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,174 Then what are you doing standing here? 50 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,523 ♪ Dig in ♪ 51 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,924 ♪ Dig deep ♪ 52 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,860 ♪ Deserve what you reap ♪ 53 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:58,331 ♪ Don't you know the truth will set you free? ♪ 54 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,436 Herringworm's rare. 55 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:06,139 Human cases like yours are more common in Japan, Netherlands. 56 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,609 - Bet you like sushi. - I used to. 57 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:13,780 OK... Thiabendazole. 58 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:17,384 You're gonna be fine. Joanna! 59 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:19,953 Can you schedule another ultrasound for next week? 60 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:22,556 And, uh, would you mind? 61 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,958 What happened to the one we already took? 62 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,760 My glasses reflected the flash. 63 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:33,567 All right. One, two... 64 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,903 Oh, wait, here we go. And three. 65 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,614 Willa, right? 66 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,786 - I'm Brent Barrow. - Oh, of course you are. 67 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,622 I mean, of course I know who you are. 68 00:05:55,622 --> 00:05:58,825 That story, the reverend who molested his kid 69 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,961 and knocked up her cheerleader friend. 70 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:05,832 It was... it was juicy. You're a very talented young woman. 71 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,969 - Oh, thank you, Mr. Barrow. - What are you working on now? 72 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:13,206 Um, it's the same story. The reverend's daughter told me 73 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,509 that she's the one who killed her best friend. 74 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:19,412 - She confessed that to you? - Yeah, the cops don't even know yet. 75 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:24,084 Lucy thinks the confession cover might hit the stands before she's arrested. 76 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:27,254 Chuck and I are going back to get her interview. 77 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:31,525 No, no, come on. You don't need to share your byline with that boozer. 78 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:36,296 Tell Lucy to show you more respect. You're editorial material, Willa. 79 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,732 Thank you. 80 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:42,969 Listen, please, reporters like you make my job an honor and a pleasure. 81 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,852 - Chuck? - Time to go? 82 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,923 Um, I'm worried about this interview. 83 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,025 Nothing to worry about. 84 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:08,495 Well, Maddy called me specifically. It's because she trusts me. 85 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:11,831 You want to go eat on the way? I vote for Quizno's. 86 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:14,234 Look, Chuck, she's a sexual abuse victim. 87 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:18,939 I don't want her to clam up because there's a man in the room. 88 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:23,043 Little Willa wants to fly solo. And not share a byline. 89 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:26,012 It's nothing personal, it's just... 90 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:29,249 Lucy's wrong. I don't need help with this. 91 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:32,385 - I agree. - Really? 92 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,588 You got my blessing. 93 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:37,290 - Will you clear it with Lucy? - We'll tell her after. 94 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,327 Thank you. 95 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:50,337 Isn't it great? I discovered the artist myself. 96 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:53,106 Do you get it? 97 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:56,176 Average person spends two weeks of their life on hold. 98 00:07:56,176 --> 00:08:00,213 - How sick is that? - I like hold. It's free time. 99 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,416 Oh, my God, you're right. I never thought of it like that. 100 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,653 - What's your IQ? - I don't know. 101 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,623 You should get tested. You're probably over 140. 102 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:12,158 My best friend in New York, he's a published poet. 103 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:15,328 He's 140. What's your process? 104 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,231 When you write on your photographs, how long does it take? 105 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:21,267 I wake up, it's there. 106 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:26,473 Oh, you black out? What are you, epileptic? Narcoleptic? 107 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:29,376 - Schizophrenic. - Ah. 108 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,978 Genius does not go unpunished. Meet the bulimic. 109 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,315 Relax. I use the other hand. 110 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:42,322 Have you and your father always been close? 111 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:46,426 Madonna's mom died too. So did Rosie O'Donnell's. 112 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:50,397 Is that when it started? When it was just the two of you? 113 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:57,037 Have you ever interviewed Nicole or Lindsay? 114 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:02,342 Um, no, I haven't. 115 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,412 Maddy, come here. Come here. 116 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:15,422 This is hard. I love my dad. 117 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,025 Look, I'm just here to write what you tell me. 118 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:23,096 It's up to you, OK? This is your story. 119 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:28,702 She's just here to take some photos. 120 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:32,272 - Of me? - Is that OK? 121 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:44,384 Maddy, when did you find out that Amber was pregnant? 122 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,953 She told me after the pep rally. 123 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:52,859 We both painted the tips of our batons cherry red, like snow cones. 124 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,195 What did she say? 125 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,997 They loved each other. 126 00:09:57,997 --> 00:10:00,133 Amber and your father? 127 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:06,539 And that God had blessed their love by giving them a child. 128 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,910 She said she was Sarah, Abraham's wife, 129 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,913 and now she would be my mother. 130 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:17,117 I told her no way she was Sarah. 131 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:21,855 She was Hagar, Sarah's servant. Hagar's baby is not blessed. 132 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:25,225 It says in the Bible God says Hagar's son 133 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:28,394 will live in hostility toward all of his brothers. 134 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:32,132 I told her, "Read your scripture. You can't have this baby." 135 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,202 I'm Sarah. 136 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:39,873 Daddy calls me Sarah when he puts his love in me. 137 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:45,278 I hit her with my baton. 138 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,481 Shouldn't I have makeup? 139 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,085 No, honey, your skin is beautiful. 140 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,254 Are you sure? 141 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,058 Well, maybe just a little lip gloss. 142 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:04,364 - Here. - Kiehl's. 143 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:09,536 - It's yours. - Thank you. 144 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,510 OK. 145 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:35,595 Hey. The car's here. I'm gonna go to work. 146 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,831 I'll see you in a little bit, all right? 147 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,567 - No, no! - Hey, the car's here. 148 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,001 I want to come with you. 149 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:45,171 No, go to sleep. I'll see you in a while. 150 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,973 I wanna come to the set. 151 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:52,512 They're freaky about guests. You know, today's tricky, so... 152 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:56,516 I won't talk to anyone. I'll just stay in your trailer. 153 00:11:56,516 --> 00:12:00,687 - I'm ready! - You haven't even taken a shower yet. 154 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:04,324 Come on, Holt. I can't stay here by myself. 155 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,961 You don't know. You don't. I feel like I'm gonna die. 156 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,796 Yeah, it's the damn Vicodin. 157 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,832 Why don't you stop taking so many of them?! 158 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:17,503 I won't take any. I won't take any if I can come with you. 159 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,006 I'm gonna be fine if I'm just on set. 160 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:24,143 I just need to be around people, that's all. Please, Holt. 161 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,581 Why don't you go hang out with Hannah and Peter today? 162 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,050 I can't, they're working. 163 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,486 Everybody's working. 164 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,255 Nobody's got time. 165 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,157 Damn it. I miss Kira. 166 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:44,264 I'll go shower, and I'll get dressed. Ten minutes, OK? 167 00:12:57,143 --> 00:13:00,346 Jack Dawson says he's not gay. 168 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,782 He's got The Bulldog on speed dial. 169 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,785 - I got the peter-eater on speed dial. - Prepared to testify? 170 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,921 That's not the way it works. 171 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,924 You want a dogfight? Because I really don't. 172 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,826 Oh, don't clench, Brent. You'll get hemorrhoids. 173 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,367 Hi. 174 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:25,204 - Hi, Lucy. - We talked this morning. 175 00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,441 - I told you to stay on Julia Mallory. - Yeah. 176 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,710 - Oh, you have something already? - No. 177 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:37,350 - I need you. - What... 178 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,219 I'm here. What's wrong? 179 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,759 I need you to make sure she's real. 180 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,697 OK. 181 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,805 Quiet now, people, we're rolling! 182 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,774 I've got a chair for you right over here. 183 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,543 Slate. 184 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,012 Scene four, take two. 185 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:11,317 Frame. Action. 186 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,753 This is all I have for you. 187 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,288 Too bad that's enough. 188 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,102 And cut! 189 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:38,277 - How was that for you? - Pretty tight. 190 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:41,881 Remember I told you about paragliding off the Dolomites in Italy? 191 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:46,486 This is so much better. I need to change my panties. 192 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:02,502 Yeah. That's what my girl likes. 193 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,776 - - You're a pig. 194 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,779 No. He's sweet. 195 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,480 He let me crash your party. 196 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,716 Lemme kick him to the curb. 197 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,718 You'd do that to me, Garbo? 198 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,187 For her? What do you think? 199 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:28,528 She is Julia Mallory, and my love for her cannot be quantified. 200 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,963 Subliminal Velocity. Hell House. 201 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,934 Camp Crusades. Brilliant. 202 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:39,772 But you... you changed my life with ♪ All for one ♪ 203 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,608 ♪ My God we'll have some fun ♪ 204 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,078 ♪ Come on boys, come on girls ♪ 205 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:49,882 ♪ Come on let's put our mark on this wild, wild world ♪ 206 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:55,088 ♪ This wild, wild world ♪ 207 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:59,025 - What? What? - I wanna play too. 208 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:04,497 - Keep your dick out of my face. - No problem. No problem. 209 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,600 You girls can screw me, suck me, 210 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,770 spank me raw for all I care, whatever you want. 211 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,038 Julia? 212 00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,811 - Hey... - Mm-hmm? 213 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,379 She comes with me. 214 00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:27,420 ♪ This wild, wild world ♪ 215 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,936 - Here you go. - Thank you. 216 00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,141 Be right back. 217 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,845 Very real. I can still smell the patchouli. 218 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,514 I like the way she smells. 219 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,517 If you like it, I like it. How long do we have to sit here? 220 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,552 Just a few minutes. 221 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,623 She thinks I'm a genius. 222 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,827 Don't I always tell you that? 223 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,031 - So you're Don's boss? - Friend. 224 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:16,636 You went to college together, he told me. I don't read your magazine. 225 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,305 It's not a judgment thing, I just don't have the time. 226 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:23,142 Uh, speaking of time... Julia? 227 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,978 I have to go to work. 228 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,482 Wait, for the magazine? I thought we agreed. 229 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:33,719 - Agreed? - That Don shouldn't waste his energy on star stuff. 230 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,888 Seen his artwork? His picture poems? 231 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,690 - Yes. - So then you know. 232 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:41,961 Well, maybe just this once, to pay the bills. 233 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,233 OK. We'll talk more tonight? 234 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,836 Bye. Thanks, Lucy. 235 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,844 He sent me here to see if you were real. 236 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,613 He's schizophrenic, he told me. 237 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,615 Did he tell you he writes those picture poems 238 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,183 when he forgets to take his meds? 239 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:09,155 Um, I know you mean well, but you're not helping him. 240 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:14,660 - You're using him. - I'm going to chalk that up to young and dumb. 241 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:18,264 Look, play patron of the arts if that's what gets you off. 242 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,099 Don't play with people's lives. 243 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,701 That's what you did for a living. 244 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,136 - You didn't read the magazine. - In the toilet. 245 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:28,808 OK. Let's not personalize this. 246 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,378 I'm glad that Don has a friend who appreciates him. 247 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,447 And you're right, he's very talented. 248 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,718 He's also caring and loyal, and he has a very real disease. 249 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,953 He has a label given to him by a society 250 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,422 that won't tolerate anything but the status quo. 251 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,157 Don's an artist. 252 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:49,262 Art is born of pain. He's entitled to feel what he feels. 253 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,465 Get someone else to cut off an ear for you. 254 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,067 Like you got him to cut off his finger? 255 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,921 Leo! 256 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,158 Don't recognize me in the burka? 257 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,161 Justine Dawson. 258 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,965 I have to dress like my maid to avoid the paparazzi. 259 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,401 - Gonna say hello? - Look, I'm sorry... 260 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,769 I liked your color sense. 261 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,505 I'm sorry you couldn't keep your hands off my husband. 262 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,907 - Jack came on to me. - I don't give a shit. 263 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,943 - I'm not the first. - Just the first to sell him out. 264 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,880 And not even for the money. Just revenge. 265 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:46,285 What a big baby you are. Here, I want you to have these. 266 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:50,990 This is a letter from my 11-year-old asking her father to come home. 267 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,827 Oh, didn't you know? Jack moved out of the house. 268 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,829 And here, 269 00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:01,100 Ben found this in his desk. "Your dad is a pipe smoker." 270 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,270 It's a clever drawing. He's lighting his own penis. 271 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:08,274 - This wasn't... - Emma's 11 and Ben's only 8, 272 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,443 so maybe that isn't much of a score. 273 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,747 But they will carry this with them for the rest of their lives. 274 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,783 So congratulations. Revenge is sweet. 275 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:22,121 - Watch it. - Get off of me! 276 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:40,132 ♪ One just waits for two Oops, there's three We must have four ♪ 277 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,904 ♪ Now the party's started Who's that knocking at our door? ♪ 278 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:50,142 ♪ All for one My God, you'll all have fun ♪ 279 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,578 ♪ Come on, boys Come on, girls ♪ 280 00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:57,416 ♪ Come on, let's put our mark on this wild, wild world ♪ 281 00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:05,257 ♪ This wild, wild world ♪ 282 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,235 I see you took my advice. 283 00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:20,906 Well, it was really good advice. 284 00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:25,110 What are you going to do to celebrate? 285 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:30,015 Uh, some of the gang told me they'd take me out for a drink. 286 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,551 Well, what about after? 287 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,929 Excuse me, miss. I was just looking for the toilet. 288 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:46,198 Hello, Bulldog. 289 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,602 I'd get up, but that might be mistaken for a sign of respect. 290 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,505 Got a call from Jack Dawson. 291 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,975 Don't take the case. I know how you hate to lose. 292 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:59,678 I will be subpoenaing your brother. I know he's the source. 293 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:03,616 Every story in this magazine is verified by more than one source. 294 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:09,388 Fag makes grab at movie star's pizzle and gets fired on the spot. 295 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:13,025 Big sister cooks up a story to save his pride and up her sales. 296 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:18,030 I don't need to cook it up. I step in it the minute I walk out the door. 297 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:21,867 You sure stepped in it this time, sugar. 298 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:25,738 I'd think about printing a retraction and an apology. 299 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,606 And I'd think about that hat. 300 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:38,684 You guys go ahead and I'll meet up with you later. 301 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,320 Maddy? Hello? 302 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:45,190 You have to help me. Grandma says I'm going to jail! 303 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:49,128 I can't go. I won't! You said it would be all right! 304 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,163 Wait, slow down... 305 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:55,134 I lied to you, Willa. I'm sorry. 306 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:59,538 It wasn't me. I didn't kill Amber. 307 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:02,074 He did. My daddy. 308 00:24:02,074 --> 00:24:04,243 What? Maddy... 309 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:08,881 He made me lie. He told me to lie. He made me. 310 00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:13,352 All right, I'm coming to see you. Stay there! Don't talk to anybody. 311 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,187 OK. 312 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,190 Hey. Chefs don't clean up. 313 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,132 - Leo, let it go. - Can't. 314 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,101 - You can. - You didn't see her. 315 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:32,605 She married his box office! Her whole life is a lie. 316 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:35,574 - Those kids are going through hell. - No worse than we did. 317 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,443 Yeah. Look at us. 318 00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:41,213 You have to stop worrying about her and start thinking about yourself. 319 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:44,383 Jack Dawson's lawyer is threatening to put you on the stand 320 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:48,487 if we don't make a retraction. OK? You know I can't do that. 321 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,823 You'd rather drag everyone through a hearing? 322 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:54,893 I asked you more than once, "Are you sure you want to do this?" 323 00:24:54,893 --> 00:25:00,232 You said to me, "You bet your ass." That is a direct quote. I warned you. 324 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:03,202 You warned me? Warning me was bullshit. 325 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:05,938 You should have said he has a family and two kids. 326 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:09,541 - Like you didn't know that! - God. 327 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:15,047 - Are people even real to you? - Yes. You're real. 328 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:23,355 This is so unfair, Leo! 329 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,497 You have to tell me the truth. 330 00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:35,668 Look, I can't help you unless I know what happened. 331 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,603 Maddy... 332 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:43,175 Amber told Daddy he had to marry her, 333 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:46,712 and if he didn't, she'd tell the police he raped her. 334 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,981 You were there? 335 00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:54,987 - What happened? - They argued. 336 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,890 He hit her with my baton. 337 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:02,628 Then he stabbed her. That's the truth. 338 00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:06,498 You have to fix it. You said nothing bad would happen! 339 00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:08,701 You promised! You promised me! 340 00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:13,839 OK. 341 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,275 It's OK. 342 00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:56,315 - What do you want for these? - They're yours. 343 00:26:58,484 --> 00:27:00,352 Got the negatives in the vault? 344 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:04,790 Why waste the space? I can get more anytime. 345 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:09,428 So can anyone else. Here. 346 00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:14,333 Conquistador House. 347 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:18,971 It's east of Santa Barbara. They'll have a bed ready for her tomorrow. 348 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,240 I've never even heard of it. 349 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,209 Total privacy and total commitment to recovery. 350 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,413 Why are you doing all this? 351 00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:31,850 Two more badges and l make Eagle Scout. 352 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,792 Do you even know why you stick around? 353 00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:45,063 Is it love, or is it guilt? 354 00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:49,701 Are you afraid to find out? 355 00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:54,973 I'm not. 356 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,646 You didn't know her before everything. 357 00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:02,681 She was always happy. 358 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,253 She was just... 359 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,623 She was full of light. 360 00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:14,593 We laughed all the time. 361 00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:17,863 Jesus, Holt. She's not dead. 362 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:20,232 Yet. 363 00:28:56,702 --> 00:29:01,540 Lucy, um, Maddy didn't kill Amber, Reverend Sweet did it. 364 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:05,110 He forced her to confess, but the story's already been shipped. 365 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,445 What are we gonna do? 366 00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:09,314 We have the transcripts, the story is solid. 367 00:29:09,314 --> 00:29:13,018 But Maddy could go to jail for a murder she didn't commit. 368 00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:15,988 Get a statement from Sweet. Is he still in prison? 369 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:19,691 Her father manipulated her into taking the blame. 370 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:22,694 We have to do something, insert a denial. 371 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:26,531 How about a press release saying "Don't buy Dirt Now," how's that? 372 00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:30,369 She's just a little girl. I promised her I would protect her. 373 00:29:30,369 --> 00:29:32,537 She is a story, she's not your friend. 374 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:36,842 You protect your source, the truth. You don't protect the little girl. 375 00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:40,045 She's a liar, Willa. She told you herself. 376 00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:43,248 You both got what you wanted. You got your cover story. 377 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:48,553 Leo, hi, it's me. 378 00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:51,957 Would you please pick up? I want to talk to you. 379 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,126 Come on. I know you're there. 380 00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:58,563 You know, you really are a dick sometimes! 381 00:30:07,172 --> 00:30:10,876 She's not really your friend, Don. I hope you don't mind me saying this. 382 00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:15,380 - Who? - Lucy. 383 00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,019 Lucy's my friend. 384 00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:25,057 If she were, she wouldn't ask you to sell your soul. 385 00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:35,000 - Is that her? - No. 386 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:45,911 Your salacious lies have put Jack Dawson's career 387 00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:48,480 as a leading man in the crapper. 388 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,818 Good news, though. He's always wanted to be a media tycoon. 389 00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:57,356 So we'll settle for everything in Gibson Horne's portfolio. 390 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,957 Oh, my... 391 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:03,695 lawsuit... 392 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:07,332 Process of discovery. 393 00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:10,502 Our lawyers call every gigolo, masseuse, trainer, 394 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:14,473 pool boy and ass toy Jack's ever employed. 395 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:19,644 All rumors, innuendoes and impressions become facts of the case. 396 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:23,248 And that means we can publish them. 397 00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:26,651 That should be worth, what do you think, five covers at least? 398 00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:31,156 Jack Dawson will be America's proud gay icon. 399 00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:34,326 Scenario two, drop the lawsuit. 400 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:43,935 Look, the damage has been done, people. 401 00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:47,039 There is not enough money to indemnify you 402 00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:49,074 against the lawsuit we will bring. 403 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:54,046 One year from today... 404 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:57,416 ...you will all be working for Jack Dawson. 405 00:31:57,416 --> 00:32:02,020 Well, until he fires you. Good day. 406 00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:28,647 Mom? Dad? 407 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,694 Seen this? 408 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:19,231 She didn't do it, Chuck. She was covering for her father. 409 00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:21,133 Cops found the baton. 410 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,768 Plenty of prints. Maddy, not Daddy. 411 00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:25,303 It was her baton. 412 00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:28,240 The medical examiner matched the angle and depth 413 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,876 of Amber's stab wounds to Maddy's height and weight. 414 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:34,246 Innocent until proven guilty, of course. 415 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:38,583 Arise, my little protégé, and join the ranks. 416 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:43,488 I shouldn't have cut you out. I wasn't ready. 417 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:48,460 - You did great. - No, I didn't handle it right. I let her get to me. 418 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:52,164 When it stops getting to you, that's when you're in trouble. 419 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:56,001 You missed a spot. Boop! You'll get it. 420 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:11,149 I don't need this. You can help me. 421 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:14,819 - I don't need to be here. - Sweetie, listen to me. 422 00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:19,457 There's something I never told you. 423 00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:21,993 Please, babe, can we just go home? 424 00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:24,963 You remember that day that we met? 425 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,769 Well, I wasn't really there to audition. 426 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,542 I followed you from the coffee shop. 427 00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:43,148 And you got your drink and the guy made a mistake with your change, 428 00:34:43,148 --> 00:34:46,551 and he gave you a 20 instead of a one. 429 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,224 And you gave it back. 430 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:58,930 And I couldn't think of anyone that wouldn't have kept the 20. 431 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,867 And you were so beautiful. 432 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:07,172 You were the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. 433 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,412 Babe, I want that girl back. 434 00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:36,134 No, it's OK, I got this. I got it. 435 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:40,805 No! No! No! No! 436 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,374 Please, no! Please! 437 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:45,377 No, please, baby! Please, baby! 438 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:48,113 No! No! No! 439 00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:49,781 Julia, stop! 440 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:53,885 Calm down, come on. Come on, Julia. 441 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:58,189 Julia, stop. Julia... 442 00:35:58,189 --> 00:36:01,026 Julia, please, stop. Stop. 443 00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:04,329 - Ah! - Listen... 444 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,531 Listen... 445 00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:09,701 You're gonna be all right. Baby, you trust me? 446 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:16,541 Come here. Come here. 447 00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:20,245 You're gonna be all right. All right? 448 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:28,386 ♪ The season's change is coming here ♪ 449 00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:35,860 ♪ I know him well but it's been a year ♪ 450 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:41,399 ♪ Will all of my wishes ♪ 451 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:47,072 ♪ Come true with his kisses ♪ 452 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:50,442 You're not the first. 453 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,449 Stop beating yourself up. 454 00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,617 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 455 00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,555 Lucy thinks I'm an amateur. 456 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:07,392 I'm so pissed at myself. 457 00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:14,532 Close your eyes... 458 00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:16,901 ...and tell me what color you see. 459 00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:23,108 It's an old trick I learned from a Bushman in Zimbabwe. 460 00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:26,077 - What have you got to lose? - OK. 461 00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:31,449 Red. 462 00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:39,491 All right. 463 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:49,033 Put that red... right there. 464 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:53,238 Now, see it move down. 465 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:59,010 Down your shoulder. Down your arm. 466 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:03,181 Into your wrist. 467 00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:06,818 Your hand. 468 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:11,089 - Fingers. - What are you doing? 469 00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:16,094 Shh, shh, shh. Don't talk, don't look, just... 470 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:29,808 No feeling is bad if you know what to do with it. 471 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,616 What are you feeling right now? 472 00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:11,349 I want to get to the photos in the magazine. How did that happen? 473 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:15,987 Tabloids will print anything to sell a paper even if they have to make it up. 474 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:19,324 - We don't pay attention. - My lawyers told me I should sue, 475 00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:22,927 but I will not dignify these lies with a legal response. 476 00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:25,263 No, Justine and I, we know who we are. 477 00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:29,267 We know we don't have to spend time or money proving anything to anyone. 478 00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:31,536 - Good God. - I want you to know, Tony, 479 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,405 this is the last time I'm going to give an interview on the topic. 480 00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:36,474 - Never again? - Never. 481 00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:41,179 - No, Justine and I, we are... - Hey, turn on the TV. Channel 4. 482 00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:44,816 God's in his heaven, and all is right with the world. 483 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:47,552 Come on, I know you're there. I miss you. 484 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:49,153 Secret's out now! 485 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:52,991 Jack Dawson's backing off. He's not gonna sue. 486 00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:56,027 I was going to call you to say goodbye. 487 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:58,296 You going somewhere? 488 00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:02,734 Oh, my God. Of course you are. 489 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,703 One of your little walkabouts. You always run away. 490 00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:08,907 Nothing keeping me here. 491 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:12,710 You can hide, but the same shit's gonna be here when you come back. 492 00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:16,948 - I don't want to fight. - Where are you going? How can I reach you? 493 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:21,653 I don't know. But if I did, I wouldn't tell you. 494 00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:25,623 Is that a joke? Come on, you can't leave me. 495 00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:29,794 I need to get away from you for a while. 496 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:34,832 I think it's catching. The last couple of days I've felt... numb. 497 00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:37,602 Is that how it starts? 498 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,673 You can't be mad at me forever. 499 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,908 I know. 500 00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:12,904 ♪ Fell asleep with my pride ♪ 501 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:19,177 ♪ Standing aground Standing aground ♪ 502 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:25,483 ♪ We stood and yelled at the tide ♪ 503 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:30,488 ♪ To turn around To turn around ♪ 504 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:37,295 ♪ That day would outlive ♪ 505 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:43,134 ♪ Our best laid plans Our best laid plans ♪ 506 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:49,941 ♪ Something just had to give ♪ 507 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:55,179 ♪ The castle gave itself back to the sand ♪ 508 00:41:57,281 --> 00:42:02,120 ♪ I was my own and everyone's fool ♪ 509 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,724 ♪ Went and dressed up ♪ 510 00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:13,998 ♪ Now the emperor's clothes fit all ♪ 511 00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:16,434 Justine, thank you, and congratulations. 512 00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:18,069 - Jack. - Always. 513 00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:20,371 That's a wrap. Strike the set. 514 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:24,175 Keep it close so we can use it again tomorrow. 515 00:42:24,175 --> 00:42:28,379 ♪ So hold my head for a while ♪ 516 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:33,251 ♪ So I feel the rain So I feel the rain ♪ 517 00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:40,491 ♪ Take an inch from your mind ♪ 518 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:45,329 ♪ And start again And start again ♪ 519 00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:52,503 ♪ Put a little light in my soul ♪ 520 00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:57,709 ♪ You shine, I'll glow You shine, I'll glow ♪ 521 00:43:00,111 --> 00:43:05,116 ♪ See I'm hollow ♪ 522 00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:09,654 ♪ So let me be the lantern with your gold ♪ 523 00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:18,229 ♪ If I take myself seriously ♪ 524 00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:22,200 ♪ Then I just get confused ♪ 525 00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:29,674 ♪ They say those who can love themselves ♪ 526 00:43:29,674 --> 00:43:34,278 ♪ Never cease to be amused ♪ 527 00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:48,192 ♪ I wanna find you again ♪ 528 00:43:51,729 --> 00:43:54,198 They are back in the news and at it again. 529 00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:56,367 This time Lindsay and Paris are fighting, 530 00:43:56,367 --> 00:43:59,737 not over a boy toy, Shaun, over an actual movie role. 531 00:43:59,737 --> 00:44:03,741 The two scrappy vixens are battling over which one will play the role 532 00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:06,811 of Maddy Sweet in the hottest new film property in town. 533 00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,847 Now, Sweet is based on the infamous cheerleader murder 534 00:44:09,847 --> 00:44:11,549 in Walnut Valley, California. 535 00:44:11,549 --> 00:44:14,585 Lindsay and Paris could make up and do the film together. 536 00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:17,355 One could play Maddy, and the other could play Amber. 537 00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:19,724 Amber's the victim, and I think everybody says 538 00:44:19,724 --> 00:44:21,759 the "bad girl" role is the better role. 539 00:44:21,759 --> 00:44:23,628 You're probably right about that. 540 00:44:23,628 --> 00:44:26,931 Maybe, either way, Adaptation helmer Spike Jonze is rumored 541 00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,967 to direct, and production on Sweet is slated to start 542 00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:33,037 as early as this summer for a holiday release. 543 00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:35,606 What a better family film, I cannot find. 544 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:38,976 Yeah, sounds like someone might be looking for a nomination. 545 00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:40,711 Shaun, what's the latest...