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[Don] My name's Don Konkey.
I take pictures.
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That's my best friend,
Lucy Spiller.
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She's the editor
of Dirt Now Magazine.
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This is my girlfriend, Kira.
She died of a drug overdose.
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- We've been
living together since.
- Thanks, baby.
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We became a family last week.
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Oh, wow! It's a boy!
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It's time for you
to go back on your meds.
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- I don't want
to be alone again.
- You won't be.
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[Don] But then she had to go.
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That's Lucy's brother, Leo.
He's dating some guy secretly.
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- You can't keep a secret.
- Nothing's going on.
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Lucy hates secrets. She sent me
to follow him. Guess what?
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He's dating married
action hero Jack Dawson.
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It is all about family.
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[Don] Leo got really pissed off
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when Lucy showed him my photos.
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I can't believe
you're banging Jack Dawson.
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You had your own brother
followed by the stalkerrazzi!
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- Don't act indignant.
- I'm not going
to publish these.
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[Don] Pretty sneaky, sis.
This is Holt McLaren.
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His first day on the set
of his big movie went well.
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- I'm fine!
- His girlfriend,
Julia, not so much.
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This is Prince Tyreese,
basketball star.
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He's helping with the Aundre G
story. People think he's dead.
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- Tweety had his head...
in a jar!
- Lucy's one of them.
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She asked me to find Aundre G
and take some pictures.
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Nice guy. Lonely.
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Seemed like your magazine
was looking to diss Tweety.
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Now that we know he's off
on some island somewhere,
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we won't be doing
any stories on him.
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- I told you not
to go with this story!
- This is solid.
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I don't know if I told you,
but I'm a highly functional
schizophrenic.
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I'm doing much better,
but I definitely
miss my dead girlfriend.
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Kira...
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Thank God for the kids.
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It's Hollywood's happiest couple
telling everyone the secret
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to their successful marriage.
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You know, like tips on how
they've managed to be successful
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where others failed,
suggestions for the bedroom,
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how to keep things fresh.
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How long have they been married?
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A year and... two months.
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Let's wait six months
and do the story
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where she catches him
doing a face plant
on her personal assistant.
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What is the problem here?
I need a cover. You need jobs.
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Seems like the perfect match,
no? This is Hollywood.
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Someone is getting screwed
and somebody out there
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cannot wait to tell you
about it. There's a cover
out there somewhere.
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It's not going to just walk
through the front door!
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[soft rock plays]
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♪ I wanna freeze things ♪
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[dialing, beeping]
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♪ Reads like a message ♪
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♪ Wrote on a sun beam ♪
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[man moaning]
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♪ Spun on a wire ♪
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♪ What's behind you? ♪
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[man] Yeah. Oh, God.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, yeah. Oh! Ah! That's it.
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Oh, incredible.
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Oh, dude.
Oh, you're amazing.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh! Oh, God!
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Get off of me, bitch.
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[♪ Debby Holiday: Dig Deep]
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♪ Dig in ♪
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♪ Dig deep ♪
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♪ Deserve what you reap ♪
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♪ Don't you know
the truth will set you free ♪
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- Lucy?
- Yeah?
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Well, I didn't see
my Venus Smith article
and I was wondering if...
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That's because
I'm not running it.
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I kinda got the impression
it was going to go this week.
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Where did you
get that impression?
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I guess I just
kind of assumed...
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Well, you know what happens
when you assume.
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Yes, it makes an ass
out of you and me.
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- No, it pisses me off.
- Is it really
just that arbitrary?
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The short answer is, yes, it is.
But I'll spell it out for you.
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When I was done
reading your piece,
all I remembered was a typo.
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It wasn't bad, but it was dull,
and that's worse.
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[Lucy] Where
the hell is everybody?
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What are you doing?
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Trying to see
how much we weigh as a couple.
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I've lost nine
and a half pounds.
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What's your secret?
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This isn't funny. People just
don't lose weight for no reason.
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- Honey, listen...
- What? This just isn't normal.
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- The blood test
came back negative.
- They should take more tests.
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Hey, negative.
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- How do we know?
- The doctor says it's stress.
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Just hear me out, all right?
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I mean, with your new movie
and... and the accident,
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and taking care of me,
that's a lot.
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But I'm doing better now.
So maybe I can take care of you.
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Julia, what are you doing?
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I'm just trying to relieve a
little stress. Doctor's orders.
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Julia, come on, just...
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Julia...
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Come on.
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Julia, could you just stop?
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- Look, I'm sorry.
- Go to hell.
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Julia, I'm just nervous
about this damn movie tomorrow.
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Julia!
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Are you sure?
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I'm quite familiar
with the act from all angles.
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And it was definitely a man?
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- It was his trainer.
- What's his name?
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Um, all I know
is that he's red-headed
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and has a March Of The Penguins
bumper sticker on his van.
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Suddenly I don't
feel so special.
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I didn't seek him out.
OK, he seduced me.
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I was there to do a job.
He played me for a fool.
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I want to expose his lying,
cheating, trainer-blowing ass.
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This just happened.
Why don't you give
it time to digest and...
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Digest? Digest what?
OK, a guy tells you
that he loves you,
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that you're the first guy
he's ever been with
or felt this way about.
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Then you catch him with his dick
in another guy's mouth?
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If you tell me it's just sex,
I'm cool with that.
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You tell me
you're falling in love,
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that you want me to clear my
schedule to be in New Zealand
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while you shoot your picture,
I'm thinking game on.
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I understand,
but as your sister...
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I don't want to talk
with my sister.
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I want to talk with the editor
of Dirt Now. Is she in?
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You have no idea what
you'd be getting yourself into.
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- I trust you.
- This has nothing to do
with trusting me.
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You want to out one
of the biggest
action stars in the world.
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I would try to protect you,
but there are no guarantees.
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Do you really want
to take that risk?
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You bet your ass I do.
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Good, 'cause this is
a great goddamn story.
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[Don] Hey, little girl.
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Yeah, you.
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Hey, Diane.
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Are you ready?
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OK, Diane,
I'm just gonna open your mouth
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and then slide this tablet
to the back of your throat.
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Oh, yeah. Oh,
you did very good, very good.
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Because you don't want
to get worms. They can
make you feel real sick.
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It's OK now.
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[phone ringing]
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What'cha doing?
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Yeah?
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OK.
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[dialing, beeping]
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Hi. I'm supposed
to meet Jack for a late lunch.
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I thought I punched
the code in right. He gave
it to me over the weekend.
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We change that every week.
He's out back by the pool.
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Damn. I've got fabric samples
in my car. Do you mind?
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Yeah, make it quick.
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You have incredible lips,
you know that?
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They're just like Kira's.
Thick, the color of plums.
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She used to
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suck on her bottom lip
when she was messed up.
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Like a pacifier, you know,
Just...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's the matter, kitten?
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Kira loved you.
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It's Holt she didn't like.
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That's because he never
stuck his dick in her.
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She didn't think he
was good enough for you.
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She loved you.
I can totally see why.
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She knew you never leaked
the pregnancy to the press.
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Kira told me she told you. OK?
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She thought maybe you got drunk
and told Holt and he leaked it.
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She knew you wouldn't
betray her like that.
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She thought it was Holt.
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No. Holt never knew.
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And if he did,
he'd never betray me.
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Oh, Julia, Julia, come on.
[laughs]
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This is Hollywood.
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Betrayal should have its
own star on the Walk of Fame.
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[dialing, beeping]
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[man] Hey!
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- What are you doing?
- Shh! Shut up!
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Oh, shit, you're real.
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Get him!
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Hey, hey, nice pool.
I love the Greek urns.
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The Romans, they stole all their
culture from the Greeks.
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You know, they liked it,
so they just took it.
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[grunting]
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Sit your ass down.
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We found this in his pocket.
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- What?
- "What?"
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Get him out of here.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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When you're done with him,
come get this piece of shit
right here!
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There you are.
You got a second? Hello?
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I said I need
to speak with you.
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You asked if I had a second,
and I don't.
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May I ask what's
so important?
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- Don's in jail.
- I'm sorry?
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- I've gotta go bail him out.
- Wait, what? No, no, no.
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Don does not work for Dirt Now.
He's freelance.
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We are under no obligation
to him whatsoever.
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Interference might
be construed as fidelity...
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I'm bailing him out as a friend.
You know what friends are,
Brent?
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Will you let me finish? You're
setting us up for a lawsuit.
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He has our next
cover pictures on him.
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I don't care if he has pictures
of Lindsay Lohan going down
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on the ghost of Frank Sinatra!
How he got them is my concern.
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He got them by being
the best photographer out there.
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I know you're a busy woman,
what with saving the planet
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one drunken celebrity at a time,
but there are amended statutes
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you want to gloss over
before you hang
the magazine out to dry.
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- Are you done?
- Yes I am.
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I'm gonna get my next cover.
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Loved the friend angle.
Almost had me on that one.
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That's looking beautiful, Holt.
You can take a break
if you'd like.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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Get the girls in, please.
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Does that car bring back some
memories. My dad had a '67 goat.
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If I could lose my
virginity all over again,
it'd be in the back seat.
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Who am I kidding?
It'd be Bora Bora.
Back seat's a close second.
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- She's a beauty.
- She's yours.
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- What are you talking about?
- I knew you liked it.
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I talked to the agency.
They'd be thrilled
to have you in their car.
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Shut up. Get the hell
out of here. Thank you.
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Holt, we're ready for you.
Could you step in, please?
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- Get in there.
- Honey, you're
gonna look at him.
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Sweetheart, you are not looking
at a loaf of white bread.
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He's important.
That makes you important.
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That's it.
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I am moist. Am I right, girls?
Holt, these are
gonna be gorgeous.
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We will hold them
till after the Fincher release.
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Oh, my God. Seriously, who's
with me on the moist? Anyone?
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- Please.
- OK.
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Julia.
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Hey, look who's here.
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Hey, did you
come to watch the shoot?
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- Take one of us.
- OK, very nice.
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We need to get back to work,
so could you please...
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- She's pretty, isn't she, Holt?
- Why don't you come
and sit down?
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You want to do us together?
I bet you suck a mean dick.
237
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,818
- All right, sweetie.
- Can I get a bottle of water?
238
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:37,222
Hey, you're missing his greatest
asset. Here, honey, turn around.
239
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,725
He's got the best ass
in the business.
240
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,127
- That's enough.
- It's nothing next to his dick.
241
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:43,762
Julia, that's enough, please.
242
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:47,132
Which he won't screw me
with anymore.
243
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,902
- Can I get that damn water?
- Right here.
244
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,271
Why don't you
make love to me anymore?
245
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,941
Do you not love me?
246
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,546
Have some water, come on.
247
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,148
[screams]
248
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,752
- Holt, listen. Listen, Holt...
- [Julia screams]
249
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:13,525
- Julia, stop!
- This is about Julia, listen...
250
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,327
- Listen! Holt!
- [sobbing]
251
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,596
- Hey. Come here.
- Holt! Listen to me.
252
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:21,533
More important than
how she's behaving right now
is how you handle it.
253
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:27,005
This could ruin her career.
I know she's messed up
from the painkillers.
254
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,908
- All right.
- Let me do what
you pay me to do.
255
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:33,011
You can handle this in private,
away from the cameras. Go.
256
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:42,388
Hi, I need a limo
to take Julia Mallory home.
257
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:46,959
I'm at the shoot.
No, I need it now. Yeah, she
needs to go straight home.
258
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,995
How much?
No, Town Car's fine.
259
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,102
I just want to know,
is that normal procedure?
260
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,571
I busted my ass on that piece.
261
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:03,208
Tell me if I'm wrong
to be upset and I'll let it go.
262
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,244
Willa. You want my advice?
263
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,746
- Yeah, of course.
- Grow a pair.
264
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,149
- Pardon?
- Your piece got spiked.
265
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,051
Write another one. End of story.
If you'll excuse me,
266
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:16,121
these celebrities aren't going
to screw themselves.
267
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:23,962
Yeah, all right, Carlson.
What happens at The Standard
stays at The Standard, right?
268
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,264
[woman] Sir, excuse me.
269
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:28,000
Oh, yeah.
I'll talk to you next week.
270
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,538
Can I help you? Uh, Nancy?!
271
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,807
She's talking
to one of my associates now,
272
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,709
but not to worry,
we'll be brief.
273
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:40,446
I don't know how I can help
either of you gentlemen.
274
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:43,182
How do you know? We haven't
asked you anything yet.
275
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,851
But to be perfectly honest,
276
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,020
I think you could be
of a great help to us.
277
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,024
But then again, that just may be
my overly optimistic nature.
278
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,426
- What do you want?
- We would like to know
279
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:57,896
who gave up our boy
in the Aundre G story.
280
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,865
I don't know.
281
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,468
[laughs] This nigga,
he's talking about... OK.
282
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:06,104
Now, you're gonna sit up here
in your big-ass expensive office
283
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:09,107
in your $2,000 suit,
and your five-buck tie
284
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,109
and look me in my black face
285
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:14,847
and you're going to tell me
that you don't know shit?
Come on, man.
286
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,584
You the man.
You know every detail that
happens in this office.
287
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,385
Am I right? Am I right?
288
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,988
- I think you're right.
- Damn straight I'm right.
289
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:27,259
I'm the publisher. It's not
necessary I know who the
source of a story is.
290
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,895
- Hmm. You see that, Maurice?
- Yeah, I saw it.
291
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,564
- He saw what?
- You looked down
when you said that.
292
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,400
- So what?
- So you're lying.
293
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,338
You broke eye contact.
When people lie, they look away.
That's a big tell.
294
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,939
Oh, my God.
295
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:46,912
[laughs] What do you gentlemen
know about the free press?
296
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,249
Please, illuminate.
297
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,085
Confidentiality between the journalist
298
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,455
and his or her source
is sacrosanct.
299
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,858
Shield laws give journalists
the legal protection
300
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,960
to keep the identity
of a source private,
301
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,664
even when police and prosecutors
are threatening contempt
and jail time.
302
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:09,801
Now, to betray that confidence
is a breech of ethics so great,
303
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:12,170
it compromises
the very foundation upon which
304
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:15,040
the whole of journalism
is predicated.
305
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,545
Wow.
306
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,049
Thank you, sir, for educating
two ignorant brothers
307
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,352
in journalistic ethics in the
middle of your busy workday.
308
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,021
Oh, man.
309
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,890
Is that a real KC Haxton?
310
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,292
Haxton's the shit.
311
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,649
Oh, God!
312
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,230
- Don, are you OK?
- Yeah.
313
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,905
- Do you have the film?
- I think so.
314
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:23,809
Do you need to go
to the bathroom to get it?
315
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,845
- No, it's not there.
- Where then?
316
00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:34,019
What's the quickest
to remove it from his stomach?
317
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,722
We can send
a tube down his throat
318
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,590
and reach in
and grab it with a claw.
319
00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:42,961
Or we can do it
laparoscopically.
It's a little more involved.
320
00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:45,197
- What do you think, Don?
- Claw.
321
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,634
- Will it damage the canister?
- No.
322
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:52,604
Stomach acid, on the other hand,
can break down just about
anything.
323
00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:55,807
How the hell did you
swallow a film canister?
324
00:22:55,807 --> 00:23:00,045
Can I be home by 6:00? Please?
325
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,649
That is so cute.
326
00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:06,418
You better not be planning
your wedding shit on my dime.
327
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:09,388
I'm on my lunch,
and it's actually baby shit.
328
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,157
No more tuna fish.
The smell makes me sick.
329
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,692
- Excuse me, Lucy?
- Yeah?
330
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,128
- Selena Torres wants to talk.
- About what?
331
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:19,064
Her side of the scandal. She
didn't sleep with the contestant
332
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,366
until after he won
American Dream.
333
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,669
She pretty much
already said that.
334
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:26,505
But he's not the only
contestant she slept with.
335
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:29,775
- Why now?
- Another one of them
is coming forward.
336
00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:33,078
She wants to beat him
to the punch.
337
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,813
And why you?
338
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:38,116
Her publicist
and I have a relationship.
339
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:40,852
No, it's a professional
relationship.
340
00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:43,755
- Have it to me
by noon tomorrow.
- OK.
341
00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:49,961
- [woman] All right, thanks.
- [phone ringing]
342
00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:56,501
- Hey.
- [Lucy] Hi.
343
00:23:56,501 --> 00:24:00,372
- I need to see you tonight.
- I can't. I gotta see Julia.
344
00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,708
You're going to want
to hear what I have to say.
345
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:03,775
My house, 8:30.
346
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:26,498
God, you are so beautiful.
347
00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:33,505
[retching]
348
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,975
It's OK, baby bird.
349
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:40,045
- You're all right.
You're all right.
- [groans]
350
00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:43,482
There. All better?
351
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,451
OK.
352
00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:50,088
Just relax and enjoy the ride.
353
00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:02,234
♪ Twinkle, twinkle
little star ♪
354
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:07,439
♪ How I wonder ♪
355
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,941
[echoing] ♪ Wonder ♪
356
00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:13,612
♪ Up above the world so high ♪
357
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:19,651
♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪
358
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:25,290
♪ Twinkle, twinkle
little star ♪
359
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:30,896
♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
360
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:33,398
You know who you remind me of?
361
00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:36,568
No.
362
00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:38,670
Bobby Meserve.
363
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:40,906
Who's that?
364
00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:44,743
He's the first boy I kissed.
365
00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:50,448
Boys had kissed me before.
366
00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:55,220
But he was the
first boy I kissed.
367
00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,391
He was so...
368
00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:04,229
...so pretty.
369
00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:14,906
I like the way you look at me.
370
00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:52,677
[Lucy] I love them.
What else you got?
371
00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:57,148
This is all of it, which,
considering where it came from,
is pretty damn good.
372
00:26:57,148 --> 00:27:01,386
I think the one with his hands
down your pants is a keeper.
373
00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:02,888
Wow.
374
00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:05,724
- What is it?
- You can really see it's me.
375
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:08,360
Not for long. Photoshop
the shit out of his face.
376
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,527
Not a problem.
377
00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:11,897
When Danielle's done,
Mom won't know it's you.
378
00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:14,599
- Sweet.
- Thank you.
379
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:18,203
Come here.
Do you wanna stay at my house?
380
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:21,439
Why? Are you going
to nurse me back to health?
381
00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:24,509
You're right. That's never
really been my calling.
382
00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:26,344
Remember when
I had chickenpox?
383
00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:29,814
You stood in the doorway
of my bedroom, threw
a box of saltines at me.
384
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,851
- Told Mom and Dad
you fed me lunch.
- Technically, true.
385
00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:36,888
I was not much of a cook,
either. The offer still stands.
386
00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,957
I know.
387
00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:44,696
Get out of here.
388
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:47,766
Scott, I love you, I love you,
I love you!
389
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,669
No problem, she needs to clear
the air. It's a big scoop.
390
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:55,540
I figured if I was gonna
do a solid for a reporter,
may as well be a hottie.
391
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:58,376
- I owe you, Scott. Big time.
- See you tonight?
392
00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:00,278
il Misto. 7:30.
393
00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:05,850
Yes!
394
00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:10,855
Hello, Gibson.
395
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:13,124
I just heard
the damnedest story.
396
00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:16,494
It was so ludicrous,
I had to tell you in person.
397
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:26,137
I heard my magazine bailed out
some psychotic photographer.
398
00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:31,543
Now, I thought,
what kind of idiot
399
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:35,146
would risk my holdings, not to
mention their entire career,
400
00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:38,016
over some addled pap who nabs
the occasional sagging tit
401
00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:40,418
or rumpled ass of some
future Hollywood Square?
402
00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:45,957
Do you mind
if I speak frankly?
403
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,625
Oh, by all means.
404
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:51,629
Why do you give a shit?
Have you seen the sell-through?
405
00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:56,634
Fifty-nine percent. People
Magazine would suck your dick
for those numbers.
406
00:28:56,634 --> 00:29:00,772
[laughs] Lucy, you haven't
answered my question yet.
407
00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:03,942
- Am I going to get...?
- Sued? Yeah, most likely.
408
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:07,212
But that price tag
is going to pale compared
to what you pull in.
409
00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:10,782
Besides, you always told me,
scared money doesn't make money.
410
00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:12,817
Neither does stupid money.
411
00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:16,821
What's a few million to you?
You made that
clearing your throat.
412
00:29:16,821 --> 00:29:21,726
Don Konkey had this week's
cover sitting inside of him.
413
00:29:21,726 --> 00:29:24,763
It was business.
It was really good business.
414
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:28,366
OK. What's the cover?
415
00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:33,338
Photos of Jack Dawson
fondling another guy's nut sac.
416
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:37,876
- Jack Dawson?
- Mm-hmm.
417
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,983
That's not your average
Hollywood fag story,
I'll give you that.
418
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:48,486
Oh, Lucy.
419
00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:52,857
Well, I guess
I came all this way for nothing.
420
00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:57,328
Actually, I think it's
a pretty good time
to talk about my raise.
421
00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,998
Have a seat, sweet pea.
422
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:07,138
- There you are.
- Hi! Hey.
423
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,607
- You look amazing.
- Oh, thank you.
424
00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:12,177
- Scott, party of two.
- Follow me.
425
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:13,711
Um, where's Selena?
426
00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:16,881
I didn't think we needed her
here at this juncture.
427
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,583
What do you mean?
428
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:21,619
I have to have this on my
editor's desk by noon tomorrow.
429
00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:24,956
Relax, Will, let's have some
nice Italian food, some wine.
430
00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:26,691
There's plenty of time, right?
431
00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:29,828
A bottle
of the Santa Margherita, please.
432
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,796
Pinot Grigio's OK?
433
00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:35,900
- Scott, I need this story.
- Sure, after we catch up.
434
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,503
[laughs] What's the rush, right?
435
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,940
Want me to call Luce,
tell her to cool her heels?
436
00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:45,543
Your company
reps Venus Smith, right?
437
00:30:45,543 --> 00:30:48,813
Yeah. She's a top feeder.
438
00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:51,616
I happen to know the doctor
who stapled her stomach.
439
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:54,586
There's no proof that she
actually had that surgery...
440
00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:58,022
Don't screw with me, Scott.
It's not speculative. I know.
441
00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,225
I talked with him.
I have his story.
442
00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:04,896
Now, you have Selena
in my office tomorrow morning,
or I'm running it.
443
00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:09,267
Then I'll have "Luce"
call your boss and tell him
it was all preventable.
444
00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:13,037
- You're full of shit.
- Try me.
445
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,907
- Your wine.
- Thank you.
446
00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,342
It's on him.
447
00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:26,751
[chuckles]
448
00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,928
Dad, I think it's time.
449
00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:42,534
I know.
450
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:56,814
People, Us, OK, Star,
everyone's going full bore
451
00:31:56,814 --> 00:32:00,952
- on your girlfriend's
episode today.
- It's her pain meds.
452
00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:03,588
We're adjusting
the prescription.
453
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,290
Know what might
help sell that?
454
00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:10,595
If you look the press
in the eye when you
feed them that bullshit.
455
00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,032
What the hell am I doing here?
456
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:16,701
We're covering it
as "Julia Mallory's
457
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,503
courageous battle
with addiction."
458
00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:22,941
And how she's doing better
thanks to her hot-ass boyfriend,
Holt McLaren.
459
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,009
Am I supposed to thank you?
460
00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:29,814
Mm-hmm, yes.
But not for that.
461
00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:34,185
- [classical music plays]
- [food sizzling]
462
00:32:38,756 --> 00:32:40,758
Hello?
463
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:46,831
What the hell
are you guys doing here?
464
00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:51,669
Well, if it isn't Mr. Ethics.
I hope you brought
your appetite.
465
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,810
- Jack Dawson's gay?
- Mm-hmm.
466
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,081
And how do you know that?
467
00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:05,917
Because I have pictures of him
and an unidentified man
468
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:09,721
frolicking by his pool. We're
running it on tomorrow's cover.
469
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:11,889
Holy shit.
470
00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:15,226
So unless America is suddenly
OK with their action hero
471
00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:19,130
taking it up the ass, I think
that pretty much opens the path
472
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:22,734
for you getting the lead
in Hard Charger.
473
00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,336
If you're gonna
be the next big action hero,
474
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,538
you're going
to have to bulk up.
475
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,441
No, I'm a vegetarian.
476
00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:33,544
Then you're in for a treat.
477
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:38,683
We're the top of the food chain.
We can eat whatever we want.
478
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,152
What about
its pain and suffering?
479
00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:44,522
I didn't feel a thing.
480
00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:50,762
If God didn't want us
to eat the weak,
481
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,897
then why did
he make them so delicious?
482
00:33:54,866 --> 00:34:00,238
Besides, this isn't
some indie bullshit
where you play a tortured,
483
00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:05,276
love-struck, down-and-outter.
No, this is a full-on,
484
00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:09,047
fight for your life,
kill-or-be killed,
485
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,550
hero-gets-the-girl
action movie.
486
00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:38,009
Could you guys tell me
what the hell you want?
487
00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:41,879
It's simple, really.
We want to make you dinner.
488
00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:45,416
- Maurice,
don't burn that garlic.
- I'm not.
489
00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:48,586
If you burn the garlic,
you ruin the dish.
490
00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:53,958
See, when you pan-roast garlic,
you're turning a starch
into a sugar.
491
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,861
Then it makes it really sweet,
but then if you burn it,
492
00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,296
it makes it too bitter.
493
00:34:58,296 --> 00:35:03,067
So it just takes a little bit
of heat to render its sweetness.
494
00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:06,237
Hey, you got fennel?
495
00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:08,606
- What?
- You got fennel, asshole?
496
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:12,744
I don't know. I don't cook much.
497
00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:17,415
Man, then you are in
for a treat, man.
A home-cooked meal? [laughs]
498
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:21,285
Maurice, he is an
incredible cook. He studied
in Italy for two years.
499
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,721
- Two and a half.
- My bad.
500
00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:28,159
Do you know what Maurice is
gonna prepare for your dinner?
501
00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:33,297
Your dick. [laughs]
502
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:36,934
You're joking.
503
00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,438
-Oh,
-God! No! No!
504
00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:42,573
God! Oh!
505
00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:47,645
That is a nice-sized cock
for a white boy.
You might have some leftovers.
506
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,381
What do you want? Please!
Jesus Christ, what do you want?
507
00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,985
You, uh...
508
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,654
- Oh, God!
- You know what this shit is?
509
00:35:56,654 --> 00:36:00,625
This is gonna cauterize you
so that you don't bleed to death
510
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,794
while you're
enjoying your dick dinner.
511
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:07,665
You see, first Maurice
is going to chop off your dick,
512
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:12,603
and then he's going to slice it
into bite-sized pieces
513
00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:14,839
to make it easier to chew.
514
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,108
Then we're gonna simmer
it with some tomato,
515
00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:20,378
- and some fennel...
- What do you want?!
516
00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:23,247
I want you to stop
asking me dumb-ass questions
517
00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:25,149
and tell me
what I came here for.
518
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:35,526
Tyreese. Tyreese.
519
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,094
It's Tyreese.
520
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,699
- The Prince?
- Yes. The Prince.
521
00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:49,207
Shh. Shh. Thank you.
522
00:36:57,181 --> 00:37:01,018
You need to season this butcher
block. It's drying out.
523
00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:11,395
[Lucy] That wasn't so bad,
was it?
524
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:13,464
[Holt] No, it was good.
525
00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:16,100
- Hey, thanks for the heads-up.
- Mm-hm.
526
00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:25,409
Has anyone ever told you
how beautiful you are?
527
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:29,580
- No, you're the first.
- Wow, you're tough.
528
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:32,083
You're on the verge
of owning this town
529
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,019
and that's the best you can do,
some generic compliment?
530
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:38,890
What exactly is beautiful
about me? Be specific.
531
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:42,827
Is it my... my face?
532
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:46,430
Is it my ass? My...
533
00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:50,368
Yes, and definitely, yeah.
534
00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:56,040
- You're a moron.
- And you're a nine.
535
00:37:56,040 --> 00:38:00,478
- Oh. Only a nine?
- Mm.
536
00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:03,915
If you want to be a ten,
it's really simple.
537
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,716
OK, enlighten me.
538
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,755
Shut up.
539
00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:22,066
Good night, Holt.
540
00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:26,037
Yeah, could have been.
541
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:37,214
Aw, man! Shit, dawg. Again?
542
00:38:37,214 --> 00:38:38,783
[hip-hop plays]
543
00:38:38,783 --> 00:38:42,186
Yeah, man, you can't be beating
me at my own game, now.
544
00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,955
You should stick
to the Internet.
545
00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:47,091
You should have seen me last
night by the airport.
546
00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,860
Nigga was cleaning up.
547
00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:54,532
Must've been with a broom,
'cause I ain't seen none
of that here.
548
00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:56,200
Oh...
549
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,269
- He's got a point.
- Gimme them cards.
550
00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:02,807
My niggas. Mind if I
sit in for a couple hands?
551
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:06,944
Shit, man, your money
feels just as good
in my pocket as these punks'.
552
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:14,418
Wanna sit next to my boy.
Down with that, Prince?
553
00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:17,254
Yeah, Tweet. Of course, man.
554
00:39:20,224 --> 00:39:21,559
All right, whose deal?
555
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:24,395
Shit, you're holding
the cards, nigga.
556
00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:30,968
Yeah.
557
00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:52,423
[coughing]
558
00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:07,838
Man! Again!
559
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:10,541
Man, this must be
your lucky night, boy.
560
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,414
Can someone open a window?
It's hot in here.
561
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,916
Prince, how's the knee, man?
562
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,586
It's good, Tweet.
You know, just a little strain.
563
00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:25,189
Good. You gotta take care
of that shit, man.
564
00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:28,559
You can't play no basketball
if your knees are gone. Right?
565
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:31,562
True.
566
00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:32,897
You in or out?
567
00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:38,536
- I got physical rehab tomorrow.
- You can't win and run.
568
00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,572
Sit down, baby, hang out.
Come on, sit down. Sit down.
569
00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:49,447
Yes, knees
are very, very important.
570
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:53,117
Never mind basketball.
Just every day walking around.
571
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:56,520
Playing with your kids.
Hell...
572
00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:03,027
...you can't even
handle your business
if your legs don't work.
573
00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:08,332
Take the anterior cruciate.
574
00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:12,570
Man, when that bitch pops...
Whoo! That's a world of hurt.
575
00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:15,506
Add to that
the medial collateral.
576
00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:18,142
Shit, then we're
talking major damage.
577
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:22,780
Now, if done just...
578
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:26,784
...right, I mean,
say it was deliberate,
579
00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:30,621
chances are that nigga never
gonna stand upright again,
580
00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,957
never mind play no basketball.
581
00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:36,460
A lot depends
on how it happens.
582
00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:41,098
A fall on the court,
knee on knee, boom...
583
00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:43,768
Most likely you'll
walk away from those.
584
00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:48,973
Four to six weeks,
you're back covering Shaq's ass.
585
00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:54,145
But say a pipe
or baseball bat...
586
00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:56,647
Now those are different.
587
00:41:56,647 --> 00:42:00,251
And some injuries are permanent.
588
00:42:06,557 --> 00:42:10,060
Take my boy, Aundre G.
589
00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:13,164
Y'all don't mind if he
sits in a hand, do you?
590
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,899
Naw, he good.
591
00:42:20,571 --> 00:42:23,073
I got a call.
592
00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:24,708
Cops were all up in my shit.
593
00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,244
[laughs] Worked out good though.
594
00:42:27,244 --> 00:42:30,981
Gimme a chance to have
some quality time with Mr. G.
595
00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,920
Give me some creative space.
596
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,489
Tweety!
Nah, Tweety, come on, man!
597
00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:40,191
Tweety, naw, man...
598
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:45,062
[pretending to sob] Mama!
599
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:47,064
Don't be such a bitch, Prince.
600
00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:49,333
Have some dignity, nigga.
601
00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,901
You scared, Prince?
602
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:53,437
Go to church.
603
00:42:54,638 --> 00:42:57,107
Tweety does.
Tweety loves church.
604
00:42:58,108 --> 00:43:00,811
[muffled shouting]
605
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,723
- Worthless piece of shit!
- No, listen to me!
606
00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:15,559
They... They came to my house.
607
00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:19,129
They were going to cut my dick
off and feed it to me.
608
00:43:19,129 --> 00:43:22,132
- You gave up a source.
- They were going to kill me.
609
00:43:22,132 --> 00:43:25,536
He's done. They don't even know
if he's going to live.
610
00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:29,473
I did the same thing
you'd have done if they
threatened to cut your dick off.
611
00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:33,110
You're a riot. How do you even
live with yourself?
612
00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:37,248
Excuse me? You blackmail
a man to get a story,
613
00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:41,485
then threaten to ruin him,
and then when the
shit storm that you created
614
00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:44,555
comes to fruition,
it's me who's the asshole?
615
00:43:44,555 --> 00:43:48,392
- Where are you in all of this?
- I'm not the one
who gave up a source.
616
00:43:48,392 --> 00:43:49,660
Oh, give me a...
617
00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:55,299
Know what I remember
when I brought you in
as editor of Dirt and Now?
618
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,401
You moved into
Pembroke's old office
619
00:43:57,401 --> 00:44:00,971
and he had that beautiful
antique mirror, remember that?
620
00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:03,107
My God, it was
worth thousands.
621
00:44:03,107 --> 00:44:06,243
First thing you did
was have that taken down.
622
00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:11,081
- So?
- So maybe it's time
to put it back up.
623
00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:29,266
Is that what you think?
624
00:44:29,266 --> 00:44:32,937
That you can just shit
all over me and this magazine?
625
00:44:32,937 --> 00:44:34,505
This is Dirt Now.
626
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,675
We've outsold every other weekly
two weeks running,
627
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,344
and we're about
to make it a third.
628
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:44,548
So you listen to me,
you insignificant piece of shit.
629
00:44:44,548 --> 00:44:48,519
You're giving me this story
because if you don't,
630
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,422
Dirt Now will have a camera
up your client's ass
631
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:53,157
every second of every day.
632
00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:55,893
If she so much as blinks
at another contestant,
633
00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:58,262
we're going to run
that she's screwing him.
634
00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:01,632
Every pit stain, every ounce
of cellulite, every photograph
635
00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:04,735
that makes her look retarded,
will be splashed, full-color,
636
00:45:04,735 --> 00:45:09,340
in the pages of our magazine,
and that's off the top
of my head.
637
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:11,342
Wait until I give it
some real thought.
638
00:45:11,342 --> 00:45:15,713
You've got 20 minutes to get her
contestant-nailing ass over here
639
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:20,451
before I make her a pin-up girl
for every STD known to man.
640
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,992
- Lucy, I'm...
- I'm gonna run this story.
641
00:45:27,992 --> 00:45:30,861
- Cover in-set.
- Thank you.
642
00:45:30,861 --> 00:45:32,863
No. Thank you.
643
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:41,605
♪ Please don't fight with me
and fold your arms ♪
644
00:45:41,605 --> 00:45:43,741
♪ Like it's the end ♪
645
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:49,513
♪ Can you smell the sweetness
of the soil and snow? ♪
646
00:45:49,513 --> 00:45:52,049
♪ In the wind ♪
647
00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:56,987
♪ So we're lost
out here on the plains ♪
648
00:45:56,987 --> 00:45:58,255
Be gentle.
649
00:45:58,255 --> 00:46:01,158
- Is he friendly?
- Sure.
650
00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:03,327
Bye.
651
00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:05,662
- Bye.
- Bye.
652
00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:10,601
You're gonna want
to see this.
653
00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:14,538
Your friend, Leo?
654
00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:19,309
Turns out he's
Lucy Spiller's brother.
655
00:46:19,309 --> 00:46:23,080
- That tabloid bitch?
- Mm-hmm.
656
00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:30,521
♪ The silence ♪
657
00:46:33,891 --> 00:46:37,461
♪ The cold, the dark
and the silence ♪