1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,403 My name's Don Konkey. I take pictures. 2 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:05,572 That's my best friend, Lucy Spiller. 3 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:08,508 She's the editor of Dirt Now Magazine. 4 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:12,078 This is my girlfriend, Kira. She died of a drug overdose. 5 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:14,881 - We've been living together since. - Thanks, baby. 6 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:17,751 We became a family last week. 7 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,420 Oh, wow! It's a boy! 8 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,455 It's time for you to go back on your meds. 9 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:25,292 - I don't want to be alone again. - You won't be. 10 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:27,027 But then she had to go. 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:30,030 That's Lucy's brother, Leo. He's dating some guy secretly. 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,466 - You can't keep a secret. - Nothing's going on. 13 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:36,436 Lucy hates secrets. She sent me to follow him. Guess what? 14 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:40,440 He's dating married action hero Jack Dawson. 15 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,808 It is all about family. 16 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,643 Leo got really pissed off 17 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:45,111 when Lucy showed him my photos. 18 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:47,781 I can't believe you're banging Jack Dawson. 19 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:50,417 You had your own brother followed by the stalkerrazzi! 20 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,886 - Don't act indignant. - I'm not going to publish these. 21 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:56,056 Pretty sneaky, sis. This is Holt McLaren. 22 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:59,326 His first day on the set of his big movie went well. 23 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:03,129 - I'm fine! - His girlfriend, Julia, not so much. 24 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:05,265 This is Prince Tyreese, basketball star. 25 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:08,335 He's helping with the Aundre G story. People think he's dead. 26 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:11,771 - Tweety had his head... in a jar! - Lucy's one of them. 27 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:14,507 She asked me to find Aundre G and take some pictures. 28 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:17,143 Nice guy. Lonely. 29 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:19,946 Seemed like your magazine was looking to diss Tweety. 30 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:22,649 Now that we know he's off on some island somewhere, 31 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,651 we won't be doing any stories on him. 32 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:27,487 - I told you not to go with this story! - This is solid. 33 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:31,825 I don't know if I told you, but I'm a highly functional schizophrenic. 34 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:35,528 I'm doing much better, but I definitely miss my dead girlfriend. 35 00:01:35,528 --> 00:01:36,930 Kira... 36 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,332 Thank God for the kids. 37 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:45,405 It's Hollywood's happiest couple telling everyone the secret 38 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,107 to their successful marriage. 39 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:51,010 You know, like tips on how they've managed to be successful 40 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:53,680 where others failed, suggestions for the bedroom, 41 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,281 how to keep things fresh. 42 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,450 How long have they been married? 43 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,786 A year and... two months. 44 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,955 Let's wait six months and do the story 45 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,158 where she catches him doing a face plant on her personal assistant. 46 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:08,962 What is the problem here? I need a cover. You need jobs. 47 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:12,232 Seems like the perfect match, no? This is Hollywood. 48 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:14,901 Someone is getting screwed and somebody out there 49 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:18,405 cannot wait to tell you about it. There's a cover out there somewhere. 50 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,707 It's not going to just walk through the front door! 51 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,316 ♪ I wanna freeze things ♪ 52 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,791 ♪ Reads like a message ♪ 53 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,494 ♪ Wrote on a sun beam ♪ 54 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:50,036 ♪ Spun on a wire ♪ 55 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:54,707 ♪ What's behind you? ♪ 56 00:02:56,476 --> 00:03:00,313 Yeah. Oh, God. 57 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,849 Oh, Jesus. 58 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:09,122 Oh, yeah. Oh! Ah! That's it. 59 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,861 Oh, incredible. 60 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:19,699 Oh, dude. Oh, you're amazing. 61 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:25,038 Oh, God. Oh, God. 62 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,107 Oh! Oh, God! 63 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:30,577 Get off of me, bitch. 64 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:33,580 ♪ Dig in ♪ 65 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:34,981 ♪ Dig deep ♪ 66 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:37,650 ♪ Deserve what you reap ♪ 67 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:41,788 ♪ Don't you know the truth will set you free ♪ 68 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,330 - Lucy? - Yeah? 69 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:54,601 Well, I didn't see my Venus Smith article and I was wondering if... 70 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,569 That's because I'm not running it. 71 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,939 I kinda got the impression it was going to go this week. 72 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:01,908 Where did you get that impression? 73 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,344 I guess I just kind of assumed... 74 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,779 Well, you know what happens when you assume. 75 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:10,250 Yes, it makes an ass out of you and me. 76 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:14,721 - No, it pisses me off. - Is it really just that arbitrary? 77 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:17,991 The short answer is, yes, it is. But I'll spell it out for you. 78 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:21,427 When I was done reading your piece, all I remembered was a typo. 79 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,397 It wasn't bad, but it was dull, and that's worse. 80 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,369 Where the hell is everybody? 81 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:51,157 What are you doing? 82 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,626 Trying to see how much we weigh as a couple. 83 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,362 I've lost nine and a half pounds. 84 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:58,998 What's your secret? 85 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:04,103 This isn't funny. People just don't lose weight for no reason. 86 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:06,773 - Honey, listen... - What? This just isn't normal. 87 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:10,143 - The blood test came back negative. - They should take more tests. 88 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,345 Hey, negative. 89 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:15,481 - How do we know? - The doctor says it's stress. 90 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:18,251 Just hear me out, all right? 91 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:22,155 I mean, with your new movie and... and the accident, 92 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,291 and taking care of me, that's a lot. 93 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:29,729 But I'm doing better now. So maybe I can take care of you. 94 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:40,306 Julia, what are you doing? 95 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:43,710 I'm just trying to relieve a little stress. Doctor's orders. 96 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,714 Julia, come on, just... 97 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,415 Julia... 98 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:50,817 Come on. 99 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,919 Julia, could you just stop? 100 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,860 - Look, I'm sorry. - Go to hell. 101 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,831 Julia, I'm just nervous about this damn movie tomorrow. 102 00:06:05,932 --> 00:06:07,834 Julia! 103 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:19,178 Are you sure? 104 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:24,417 I'm quite familiar with the act from all angles. 105 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,653 And it was definitely a man? 106 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,090 - It was his trainer. - What's his name? 107 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:34,894 Um, all I know is that he's red-headed 108 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:39,565 and has a March Of The Penguins bumper sticker on his van. 109 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,802 Suddenly I don't feel so special. 110 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:46,205 I didn't seek him out. OK, he seduced me. 111 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:49,942 I was there to do a job. He played me for a fool. 112 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:54,747 I want to expose his lying, cheating, trainer-blowing ass. 113 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:58,818 This just happened. Why don't you give it time to digest and... 114 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:03,656 Digest? Digest what? OK, a guy tells you that he loves you, 115 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:08,061 that you're the first guy he's ever been with or felt this way about. 116 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:11,898 Then you catch him with his dick in another guy's mouth? 117 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:14,467 If you tell me it's just sex, I'm cool with that. 118 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,335 You tell me you're falling in love, 119 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:19,172 that you want me to clear my schedule to be in New Zealand 120 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,607 while you shoot your picture, I'm thinking game on. 121 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,543 I understand, but as your sister... 122 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,079 I don't want to talk with my sister. 123 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:29,248 I want to talk with the editor of Dirt Now. Is she in? 124 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:32,085 You have no idea what you'd be getting yourself into. 125 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:35,488 - I trust you. - This has nothing to do with trusting me. 126 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:40,426 You want to out one of the biggest action stars in the world. 127 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:44,363 I would try to protect you, but there are no guarantees. 128 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:46,866 Do you really want to take that risk? 129 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:49,569 You bet your ass I do. 130 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:55,274 Good, 'cause this is a great goddamn story. 131 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,146 Hey, little girl. 132 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:03,716 Yeah, you. 133 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,685 Hey, Diane. 134 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:08,020 Are you ready? 135 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:11,224 OK, Diane, I'm just gonna open your mouth 136 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:15,762 and then slide this tablet to the back of your throat. 137 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:19,799 Oh, yeah. Oh, you did very good, very good. 138 00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:24,737 Because you don't want to get worms. They can make you feel real sick. 139 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:26,539 It's OK now. 140 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:33,246 What'cha doing? 141 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,684 Yeah? 142 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,089 OK. 143 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:09,849 Hi. I'm supposed to meet Jack for a late lunch. 144 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:13,920 I thought I punched the code in right. He gave it to me over the weekend. 145 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:18,291 We change that every week. He's out back by the pool. 146 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:22,328 Damn. I've got fabric samples in my car. Do you mind? 147 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:23,763 Yeah, make it quick. 148 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:08,641 You have incredible lips, you know that? 149 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:14,881 They're just like Kira's. Thick, the color of plums. 150 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,151 She used to 151 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:22,288 suck on her bottom lip when she was messed up. 152 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,891 Like a pacifier, you know, Just... 153 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:31,931 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What's the matter, kitten? 154 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,303 Kira loved you. 155 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,739 It's Holt she didn't like. 156 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:43,276 That's because he never stuck his dick in her. 157 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:46,279 She didn't think he was good enough for you. 158 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:52,318 She loved you. I can totally see why. 159 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:56,255 She knew you never leaked the pregnancy to the press. 160 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:05,698 Kira told me she told you. OK? 161 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:10,703 She thought maybe you got drunk and told Holt and he leaked it. 162 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,775 She knew you wouldn't betray her like that. 163 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,576 She thought it was Holt. 164 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:20,246 No. Holt never knew. 165 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:25,151 And if he did, he'd never betray me. 166 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:30,323 Oh, Julia, Julia, come on. 167 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:33,359 This is Hollywood. 168 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:37,363 Betrayal should have its own star on the Walk of Fame. 169 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:55,274 Hey! 170 00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,745 - What are you doing? - Shh! Shut up! 171 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:02,681 Oh, shit, you're real. 172 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:03,949 Get him! 173 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,652 Hey, hey, nice pool. I love the Greek urns. 174 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:10,056 The Romans, they stole all their culture from the Greeks. 175 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,725 You know, they liked it, so they just took it. 176 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,239 Sit your ass down. 177 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,341 We found this in his pocket. 178 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,618 - What? - "What?" 179 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,101 Get him out of here. 180 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,770 Ow! Ow! Ow! 181 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:38,010 When you're done with him, come get this piece of shit right here! 182 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:53,759 There you are. You got a second? Hello? 183 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:56,295 I said I need to speak with you. 184 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:59,265 You asked if I had a second, and I don't. 185 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,433 May I ask what's so important? 186 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:04,503 - Don's in jail. - I'm sorry? 187 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,773 - I've gotta go bail him out. - Wait, what? No, no, no. 188 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:10,509 Don does not work for Dirt Now. He's freelance. 189 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,345 We are under no obligation to him whatsoever. 190 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,781 Interference might be construed as fidelity... 191 00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:19,418 I'm bailing him out as a friend. You know what friends are, Brent? 192 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:23,289 Will you let me finish? You're setting us up for a lawsuit. 193 00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,191 He has our next cover pictures on him. 194 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:28,561 I don't care if he has pictures of Lindsay Lohan going down 195 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:32,498 on the ghost of Frank Sinatra! How he got them is my concern. 196 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,167 He got them by being the best photographer out there. 197 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:38,938 I know you're a busy woman, what with saving the planet 198 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,675 one drunken celebrity at a time, but there are amended statutes 199 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,844 you want to gloss over before you hang the magazine out to dry. 200 00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,146 - Are you done? - Yes I am. 201 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,514 I'm gonna get my next cover. 202 00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:53,919 Loved the friend angle. Almost had me on that one. 203 00:15:57,022 --> 00:16:01,260 That's looking beautiful, Holt. You can take a break if you'd like. 204 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,163 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 205 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,131 Get the girls in, please. 206 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:10,502 Does that car bring back some memories. My dad had a '67 goat. 207 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:14,139 If I could lose my virginity all over again, it'd be in the back seat. 208 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,309 Who am I kidding? It'd be Bora Bora. Back seat's a close second. 209 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,045 - She's a beauty. - She's yours. 210 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:22,648 - What are you talking about? - I knew you liked it. 211 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:27,086 I talked to the agency. They'd be thrilled to have you in their car. 212 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:31,523 Shut up. Get the hell out of here. Thank you. 213 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:34,159 Holt, we're ready for you. Could you step in, please? 214 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,962 - Get in there. - Honey, you're gonna look at him. 215 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:41,200 Sweetheart, you are not looking at a loaf of white bread. 216 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,570 He's important. That makes you important. 217 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,439 That's it. 218 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:51,610 I am moist. Am I right, girls? Holt, these are gonna be gorgeous. 219 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,113 We will hold them till after the Fincher release. 220 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:58,350 Oh, my God. Seriously, who's with me on the moist? Anyone? 221 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,551 - Please. - OK. 222 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:02,321 Julia. 223 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,259 Hey, look who's here. 224 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,065 Hey, did you come to watch the shoot? 225 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,470 - Take one of us. - OK, very nice. 226 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:22,441 We need to get back to work, so could you please... 227 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:26,312 - She's pretty, isn't she, Holt? - Why don't you come and sit down? 228 00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:30,249 You want to do us together? I bet you suck a mean dick. 229 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,818 - All right, sweetie. - Can I get a bottle of water? 230 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:37,222 Hey, you're missing his greatest asset. Here, honey, turn around. 231 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,725 He's got the best ass in the business. 232 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,127 - That's enough. - It's nothing next to his dick. 233 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:43,762 Julia, that's enough, please. 234 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:47,132 Which he won't screw me with anymore. 235 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,902 - Can I get that damn water? - Right here. 236 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,271 Why don't you make love to me anymore? 237 00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:55,941 Do you not love me? 238 00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,546 Have some water, come on. 239 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,752 - Holt, listen. Listen, Holt... - 240 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:13,525 - Julia, stop! - This is about Julia, listen... 241 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,327 - Listen! Holt! - 242 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,596 - Hey. Come here. - Holt! Listen to me. 243 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:21,533 More important than how she's behaving right now is how you handle it. 244 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:27,005 This could ruin her career. I know she's messed up from the painkillers. 245 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,908 - All right. - Let me do what you pay me to do. 246 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:33,011 You can handle this in private, away from the cameras. Go. 247 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:42,388 Hi, I need a limo to take Julia Mallory home. 248 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:46,959 I'm at the shoot. No, I need it now. Yeah, she needs to go straight home. 249 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,995 How much? No, Town Car's fine. 250 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,102 I just want to know, is that normal procedure? 251 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,571 I busted my ass on that piece. 252 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:03,208 Tell me if I'm wrong to be upset and I'll let it go. 253 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,244 Willa. You want my advice? 254 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,746 - Yeah, of course. - Grow a pair. 255 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,149 - Pardon? - Your piece got spiked. 256 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,051 Write another one. End of story. If you'll excuse me, 257 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:16,121 these celebrities aren't going to screw themselves. 258 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:23,962 Yeah, all right, Carlson. What happens at The Standard stays at The Standard, right? 259 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:25,264 Sir, excuse me. 260 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:28,000 Oh, yeah. I'll talk to you next week. 261 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,538 Can I help you? Uh, Nancy?! 262 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,807 She's talking to one of my associates now, 263 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,709 but not to worry, we'll be brief. 264 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:40,446 I don't know how I can help either of you gentlemen. 265 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:43,182 How do you know? We haven't asked you anything yet. 266 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,851 But to be perfectly honest, 267 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,020 I think you could be of a great help to us. 268 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,024 But then again, that just may be my overly optimistic nature. 269 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,426 - What do you want? - We would like to know 270 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:57,896 who gave up our boy in the Aundre G story. 271 00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,865 I don't know. 272 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,468 This nigga, he's talking about... OK. 273 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:06,104 Now, you're gonna sit up here in your big-ass expensive office 274 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:09,107 in your $2,000 suit, and your five-buck tie 275 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,109 and look me in my black face 276 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:14,847 and you're going to tell me that you don't know shit? Come on, man. 277 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,584 You the man. You know every detail that happens in this office. 278 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,385 Am I right? Am I right? 279 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,988 - I think you're right. - Damn straight I'm right. 280 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:27,259 I'm the publisher. It's not necessary I know who the source of a story is. 281 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,895 - Hmm. You see that, Maurice? - Yeah, I saw it. 282 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,564 - He saw what? - You looked down when you said that. 283 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,400 - So what? - So you're lying. 284 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,338 You broke eye contact. When people lie, they look away. That's a big tell. 285 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,939 Oh, my God. 286 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:46,912 What do you gentlemen know about the free press? 287 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,249 Please, illuminate. 288 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,085 Confidentiality between the journalist 289 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,455 and his or her source is sacrosanct. 290 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,858 Shield laws give journalists the legal protection 291 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,960 to keep the identity of a source private, 292 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:05,664 even when police and prosecutors are threatening contempt and jail time. 293 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:09,801 Now, to betray that confidence is a breech of ethics so great, 294 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:12,170 it compromises the very foundation upon which 295 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:15,040 the whole of journalism is predicated. 296 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,545 Wow. 297 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,049 Thank you, sir, for educating two ignorant brothers 298 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,352 in journalistic ethics in the middle of your busy workday. 299 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:29,021 Oh, man. 300 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,890 Is that a real KC Haxton? 301 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,292 Haxton's the shit. 302 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,649 Oh, God! 303 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,230 - Don, are you OK? - Yeah. 304 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,905 - Do you have the film? - I think so. 305 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:23,809 Do you need to go to the bathroom to get it? 306 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,845 - No, it's not there. - Where then? 307 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:34,019 What's the quickest to remove it from his stomach? 308 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,722 We can send a tube down his throat 309 00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,590 and reach in and grab it with a claw. 310 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:42,961 Or we can do it laparoscopically. It's a little more involved. 311 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:45,197 - What do you think, Don? - Claw. 312 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,634 - Will it damage the canister? - No. 313 00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:52,604 Stomach acid, on the other hand, can break down just about anything. 314 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:55,807 How the hell did you swallow a film canister? 315 00:22:55,807 --> 00:23:00,045 Can I be home by 6:00? Please? 316 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,649 That is so cute. 317 00:23:03,649 --> 00:23:06,418 You better not be planning your wedding shit on my dime. 318 00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:09,388 I'm on my lunch, and it's actually baby shit. 319 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,157 No more tuna fish. The smell makes me sick. 320 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,692 - Excuse me, Lucy? - Yeah? 321 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,128 - Selena Torres wants to talk. - About what? 322 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:19,064 Her side of the scandal. She didn't sleep with the contestant 323 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,366 until after he won American Dream. 324 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,669 She pretty much already said that. 325 00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:26,505 But he's not the only contestant she slept with. 326 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:29,775 - Why now? - Another one of them is coming forward. 327 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:33,078 She wants to beat him to the punch. 328 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,813 And why you? 329 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:38,116 Her publicist and I have a relationship. 330 00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:40,852 No, it's a professional relationship. 331 00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:43,755 - Have it to me by noon tomorrow. - OK. 332 00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:56,501 - Hey. - Hi. 333 00:23:56,501 --> 00:24:00,372 - I need to see you tonight. - I can't. I gotta see Julia. 334 00:24:00,372 --> 00:24:02,708 You're going to want to hear what I have to say. 335 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:03,775 My house, 8:30. 336 00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:26,498 God, you are so beautiful. 337 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,975 It's OK, baby bird. 338 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:40,045 - You're all right. You're all right. - 339 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:43,482 There. All better? 340 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,451 OK. 341 00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:50,088 Just relax and enjoy the ride. 342 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:02,234 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪ 343 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:07,439 ♪ How I wonder ♪ 344 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:09,941 ♪ Wonder ♪ 345 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:13,612 ♪ Up above the world so high ♪ 346 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:19,651 ♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪ 347 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:25,290 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle little star ♪ 348 00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:30,896 ♪ How I wonder what you are ♪ 349 00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:33,398 You know who you remind me of? 350 00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:36,568 No. 351 00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:38,670 Bobby Meserve. 352 00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:40,906 Who's that? 353 00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:44,743 He's the first boy I kissed. 354 00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:50,448 Boys had kissed me before. 355 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:55,220 But he was the first boy I kissed. 356 00:25:57,756 --> 00:25:59,391 He was so... 357 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:04,229 ...so pretty. 358 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:14,906 I like the way you look at me. 359 00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:52,677 I love them. What else you got? 360 00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:57,148 This is all of it, which, considering where it came from, is pretty damn good. 361 00:26:57,148 --> 00:27:01,386 I think the one with his hands down your pants is a keeper. 362 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:02,888 Wow. 363 00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:05,724 - What is it? - You can really see it's me. 364 00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:08,360 Not for long. Photoshop the shit out of his face. 365 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,527 Not a problem. 366 00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:11,897 When Danielle's done, Mom won't know it's you. 367 00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:14,599 - Sweet. - Thank you. 368 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:18,203 Come here. Do you wanna stay at my house? 369 00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:21,439 Why? Are you going to nurse me back to health? 370 00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:24,509 You're right. That's never really been my calling. 371 00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:26,344 Remember when I had chickenpox? 372 00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:29,814 You stood in the doorway of my bedroom, threw a box of saltines at me. 373 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:32,851 - Told Mom and Dad you fed me lunch. - Technically, true. 374 00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:36,888 I was not much of a cook, either. The offer still stands. 375 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,957 I know. 376 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:44,696 Get out of here. 377 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:47,766 Scott, I love you, I love you, I love you! 378 00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,669 No problem, she needs to clear the air. It's a big scoop. 379 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:55,540 I figured if I was gonna do a solid for a reporter, may as well be a hottie. 380 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:58,376 - I owe you, Scott. Big time. - See you tonight? 381 00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:00,278 il Misto. 7:30. 382 00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:05,850 Yes! 383 00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:10,855 Hello, Gibson. 384 00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:13,124 I just heard the damnedest story. 385 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:16,494 It was so ludicrous, I had to tell you in person. 386 00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:26,137 I heard my magazine bailed out some psychotic photographer. 387 00:28:26,137 --> 00:28:31,543 Now, I thought, what kind of idiot 388 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:35,146 would risk my holdings, not to mention their entire career, 389 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:38,016 over some addled pap who nabs the occasional sagging tit 390 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:40,418 or rumpled ass of some future Hollywood Square? 391 00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:45,957 Do you mind if I speak frankly? 392 00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,625 Oh, by all means. 393 00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:51,629 Why do you give a shit? Have you seen the sell-through? 394 00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:56,634 Fifty-nine percent. People Magazine would suck your dick for those numbers. 395 00:28:56,634 --> 00:29:00,772 Lucy, you haven't answered my question yet. 396 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:03,942 - Am I going to get...? - Sued? Yeah, most likely. 397 00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:07,212 But that price tag is going to pale compared to what you pull in. 398 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:10,782 Besides, you always told me, scared money doesn't make money. 399 00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:12,817 Neither does stupid money. 400 00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:16,821 What's a few million to you? You made that clearing your throat. 401 00:29:16,821 --> 00:29:21,726 Don Konkey had this week's cover sitting inside of him. 402 00:29:21,726 --> 00:29:24,763 It was business. It was really good business. 403 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:28,366 OK. What's the cover? 404 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:33,338 Photos of Jack Dawson fondling another guy's nut sac. 405 00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:37,876 - Jack Dawson? - Mm-hmm. 406 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,983 That's not your average Hollywood fag story, I'll give you that. 407 00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:48,486 Oh, Lucy. 408 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:52,857 Well, I guess I came all this way for nothing. 409 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:57,328 Actually, I think it's a pretty good time to talk about my raise. 410 00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,998 Have a seat, sweet pea. 411 00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:07,138 - There you are. - Hi! Hey. 412 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,607 - You look amazing. - Oh, thank you. 413 00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:12,177 - Scott, party of two. - Follow me. 414 00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:13,711 Um, where's Selena? 415 00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:16,881 I didn't think we needed her here at this juncture. 416 00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,583 What do you mean? 417 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:21,619 I have to have this on my editor's desk by noon tomorrow. 418 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:24,956 Relax, Will, let's have some nice Italian food, some wine. 419 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:26,691 There's plenty of time, right? 420 00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:29,828 A bottle of the Santa Margherita, please. 421 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,796 Pinot Grigio's OK? 422 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:35,900 - Scott, I need this story. - Sure, after we catch up. 423 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,503 What's the rush, right? 424 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,940 Want me to call Luce, tell her to cool her heels? 425 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:45,543 Your company reps Venus Smith, right? 426 00:30:45,543 --> 00:30:48,813 Yeah. She's a top feeder. 427 00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:51,616 I happen to know the doctor who stapled her stomach. 428 00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:54,586 There's no proof that she actually had that surgery... 429 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:58,022 Don't screw with me, Scott. It's not speculative. I know. 430 00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,225 I talked with him. I have his story. 431 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:04,896 Now, you have Selena in my office tomorrow morning, or I'm running it. 432 00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:09,267 Then I'll have "Luce" call your boss and tell him it was all preventable. 433 00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:13,037 - You're full of shit. - Try me. 434 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,907 - Your wine. - Thank you. 435 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,342 It's on him. 436 00:31:34,259 --> 00:31:36,928 Dad, I think it's time. 437 00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:42,534 I know. 438 00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:56,814 People, Us, OK, Star, everyone's going full bore 439 00:31:56,814 --> 00:32:00,952 - on your girlfriend's episode today. - It's her pain meds. 440 00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:03,588 We're adjusting the prescription. 441 00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,290 Know what might help sell that? 442 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:10,595 If you look the press in the eye when you feed them that bullshit. 443 00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,032 What the hell am I doing here? 444 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:16,701 We're covering it as "Julia Mallory's 445 00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,503 courageous battle with addiction." 446 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:22,941 And how she's doing better thanks to her hot-ass boyfriend, Holt McLaren. 447 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,009 Am I supposed to thank you? 448 00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:29,814 Mm-hmm, yes. But not for that. 449 00:32:38,756 --> 00:32:40,758 Hello? 450 00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:46,831 What the hell are you guys doing here? 451 00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:51,669 Well, if it isn't Mr. Ethics. I hope you brought your appetite. 452 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,810 - Jack Dawson's gay? - Mm-hmm. 453 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,081 And how do you know that? 454 00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:05,917 Because I have pictures of him and an unidentified man 455 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:09,721 frolicking by his pool. We're running it on tomorrow's cover. 456 00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:11,889 Holy shit. 457 00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:15,226 So unless America is suddenly OK with their action hero 458 00:33:15,226 --> 00:33:19,130 taking it up the ass, I think that pretty much opens the path 459 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:22,734 for you getting the lead in Hard Charger. 460 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,336 If you're gonna be the next big action hero, 461 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,538 you're going to have to bulk up. 462 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,441 No, I'm a vegetarian. 463 00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:33,544 Then you're in for a treat. 464 00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:38,683 We're the top of the food chain. We can eat whatever we want. 465 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,152 What about its pain and suffering? 466 00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:44,522 I didn't feel a thing. 467 00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:50,762 If God didn't want us to eat the weak, 468 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:52,897 then why did he make them so delicious? 469 00:33:54,866 --> 00:34:00,238 Besides, this isn't some indie bullshit where you play a tortured, 470 00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:05,276 love-struck, down-and-outter. No, this is a full-on, 471 00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:09,047 fight for your life, kill-or-be killed, 472 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,550 hero-gets-the-girl action movie. 473 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:38,009 Could you guys tell me what the hell you want? 474 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:41,879 It's simple, really. We want to make you dinner. 475 00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:45,416 - Maurice, don't burn that garlic. - I'm not. 476 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:48,586 If you burn the garlic, you ruin the dish. 477 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:53,958 See, when you pan-roast garlic, you're turning a starch into a sugar. 478 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,861 Then it makes it really sweet, but then if you burn it, 479 00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,296 it makes it too bitter. 480 00:34:58,296 --> 00:35:03,067 So it just takes a little bit of heat to render its sweetness. 481 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:06,237 Hey, you got fennel? 482 00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:08,606 - What? - You got fennel, asshole? 483 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:12,744 I don't know. I don't cook much. 484 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:17,415 Man, then you are in for a treat, man. A home-cooked meal? 485 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:21,285 Maurice, he is an incredible cook. He studied in Italy for two years. 486 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,721 - Two and a half. - My bad. 487 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:28,159 Do you know what Maurice is gonna prepare for your dinner? 488 00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:33,297 Your dick. 489 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:36,934 You're joking. 490 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,438 -Oh, -God! No! No! 491 00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:42,573 God! Oh! 492 00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:47,645 That is a nice-sized cock for a white boy. You might have some leftovers. 493 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,381 What do you want? Please! Jesus Christ, what do you want? 494 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:53,985 You, uh... 495 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,654 - Oh, God! - You know what this shit is? 496 00:35:56,654 --> 00:36:00,625 This is gonna cauterize you so that you don't bleed to death 497 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,794 while you're enjoying your dick dinner. 498 00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:07,665 You see, first Maurice is going to chop off your dick, 499 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:12,603 and then he's going to slice it into bite-sized pieces 500 00:36:12,603 --> 00:36:14,839 to make it easier to chew. 501 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,108 Then we're gonna simmer it with some tomato, 502 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:20,378 - and some fennel... - What do you want?! 503 00:36:20,378 --> 00:36:23,247 I want you to stop asking me dumb-ass questions 504 00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:25,149 and tell me what I came here for. 505 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:35,526 Tyreese. Tyreese. 506 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,094 It's Tyreese. 507 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,699 - The Prince? - Yes. The Prince. 508 00:36:45,403 --> 00:36:49,207 Shh. Shh. Thank you. 509 00:36:57,181 --> 00:37:01,018 You need to season this butcher block. It's drying out. 510 00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:11,395 That wasn't so bad, was it? 511 00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:13,464 No, it was good. 512 00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:16,100 - Hey, thanks for the heads-up. - Mm-hm. 513 00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:25,409 Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? 514 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:29,580 - No, you're the first. - Wow, you're tough. 515 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:32,083 You're on the verge of owning this town 516 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:35,019 and that's the best you can do, some generic compliment? 517 00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:38,890 What exactly is beautiful about me? Be specific. 518 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:42,827 Is it my... my face? 519 00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:46,430 Is it my ass? My... 520 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:50,368 Yes, and definitely, yeah. 521 00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:56,040 - You're a moron. - And you're a nine. 522 00:37:56,040 --> 00:38:00,478 - Oh. Only a nine? - Mm. 523 00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:03,915 If you want to be a ten, it's really simple. 524 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,716 OK, enlighten me. 525 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,755 Shut up. 526 00:38:20,565 --> 00:38:22,066 Good night, Holt. 527 00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:26,037 Yeah, could have been. 528 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:37,214 Aw, man! Shit, dawg. Again? 529 00:38:38,783 --> 00:38:42,186 Yeah, man, you can't be beating me at my own game, now. 530 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,955 You should stick to the Internet. 531 00:38:43,955 --> 00:38:47,091 You should have seen me last night by the airport. 532 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,860 Nigga was cleaning up. 533 00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:54,532 Must've been with a broom, 'cause I ain't seen none of that here. 534 00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:56,200 Oh... 535 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,269 - He's got a point. - Gimme them cards. 536 00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:02,807 My niggas. Mind if I sit in for a couple hands? 537 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:06,944 Shit, man, your money feels just as good in my pocket as these punks'. 538 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:14,418 Wanna sit next to my boy. Down with that, Prince? 539 00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:17,254 Yeah, Tweet. Of course, man. 540 00:39:20,224 --> 00:39:21,559 All right, whose deal? 541 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:24,395 Shit, you're holding the cards, nigga. 542 00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:30,968 Yeah. 543 00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:07,838 Man! Again! 544 00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:10,541 Man, this must be your lucky night, boy. 545 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,414 Can someone open a window? It's hot in here. 546 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,916 Prince, how's the knee, man? 547 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,586 It's good, Tweet. You know, just a little strain. 548 00:40:22,586 --> 00:40:25,189 Good. You gotta take care of that shit, man. 549 00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:28,559 You can't play no basketball if your knees are gone. Right? 550 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:31,562 True. 551 00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:32,897 You in or out? 552 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:38,536 - I got physical rehab tomorrow. - You can't win and run. 553 00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,572 Sit down, baby, hang out. Come on, sit down. Sit down. 554 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:49,447 Yes, knees are very, very important. 555 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:53,117 Never mind basketball. Just every day walking around. 556 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:56,520 Playing with your kids. Hell... 557 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:03,027 ...you can't even handle your business if your legs don't work. 558 00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:08,332 Take the anterior cruciate. 559 00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:12,570 Man, when that bitch pops... Whoo! That's a world of hurt. 560 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:15,506 Add to that the medial collateral. 561 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:18,142 Shit, then we're talking major damage. 562 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:22,780 Now, if done just... 563 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:26,784 ...right, I mean, say it was deliberate, 564 00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:30,621 chances are that nigga never gonna stand upright again, 565 00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,957 never mind play no basketball. 566 00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:36,460 A lot depends on how it happens. 567 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:41,098 A fall on the court, knee on knee, boom... 568 00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:43,768 Most likely you'll walk away from those. 569 00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:48,973 Four to six weeks, you're back covering Shaq's ass. 570 00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:54,145 But say a pipe or baseball bat... 571 00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:56,647 Now those are different. 572 00:41:56,647 --> 00:42:00,251 And some injuries are permanent. 573 00:42:06,557 --> 00:42:10,060 Take my boy, Aundre G. 574 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:13,164 Y'all don't mind if he sits in a hand, do you? 575 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,899 Naw, he good. 576 00:42:20,571 --> 00:42:23,073 I got a call. 577 00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:24,708 Cops were all up in my shit. 578 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,244 Worked out good though. 579 00:42:27,244 --> 00:42:30,981 Gimme a chance to have some quality time with Mr. G. 580 00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,920 Give me some creative space. 581 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,489 Tweety! Nah, Tweety, come on, man! 582 00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:40,191 Tweety, naw, man... 583 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:45,062 Mama! 584 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:47,064 Don't be such a bitch, Prince. 585 00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:49,333 Have some dignity, nigga. 586 00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,901 You scared, Prince? 587 00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:53,437 Go to church. 588 00:42:54,638 --> 00:42:57,107 Tweety does. Tweety loves church. 589 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,723 - Worthless piece of shit! - No, listen to me! 590 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:15,559 They... They came to my house. 591 00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:19,129 They were going to cut my dick off and feed it to me. 592 00:43:19,129 --> 00:43:22,132 - You gave up a source. - They were going to kill me. 593 00:43:22,132 --> 00:43:25,536 He's done. They don't even know if he's going to live. 594 00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:29,473 I did the same thing you'd have done if they threatened to cut your dick off. 595 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:33,110 You're a riot. How do you even live with yourself? 596 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:37,248 Excuse me? You blackmail a man to get a story, 597 00:43:37,248 --> 00:43:41,485 then threaten to ruin him, and then when the shit storm that you created 598 00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:44,555 comes to fruition, it's me who's the asshole? 599 00:43:44,555 --> 00:43:48,392 - Where are you in all of this? - I'm not the one who gave up a source. 600 00:43:48,392 --> 00:43:49,660 Oh, give me a... 601 00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:55,299 Know what I remember when I brought you in as editor of Dirt and Now? 602 00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,401 You moved into Pembroke's old office 603 00:43:57,401 --> 00:44:00,971 and he had that beautiful antique mirror, remember that? 604 00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:03,107 My God, it was worth thousands. 605 00:44:03,107 --> 00:44:06,243 First thing you did was have that taken down. 606 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:11,081 - So? - So maybe it's time to put it back up. 607 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:29,266 Is that what you think? 608 00:44:29,266 --> 00:44:32,937 That you can just shit all over me and this magazine? 609 00:44:32,937 --> 00:44:34,505 This is Dirt Now. 610 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,675 We've outsold every other weekly two weeks running, 611 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,344 and we're about to make it a third. 612 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:44,548 So you listen to me, you insignificant piece of shit. 613 00:44:44,548 --> 00:44:48,519 You're giving me this story because if you don't, 614 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,422 Dirt Now will have a camera up your client's ass 615 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:53,157 every second of every day. 616 00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:55,893 If she so much as blinks at another contestant, 617 00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:58,262 we're going to run that she's screwing him. 618 00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:01,632 Every pit stain, every ounce of cellulite, every photograph 619 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:04,735 that makes her look retarded, will be splashed, full-color, 620 00:45:04,735 --> 00:45:09,340 in the pages of our magazine, and that's off the top of my head. 621 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:11,342 Wait until I give it some real thought. 622 00:45:11,342 --> 00:45:15,713 You've got 20 minutes to get her contestant-nailing ass over here 623 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:20,451 before I make her a pin-up girl for every STD known to man. 624 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,992 - Lucy, I'm... - I'm gonna run this story. 625 00:45:27,992 --> 00:45:30,861 - Cover in-set. - Thank you. 626 00:45:30,861 --> 00:45:32,863 No. Thank you. 627 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:41,605 ♪ Please don't fight with me and fold your arms ♪ 628 00:45:41,605 --> 00:45:43,741 ♪ Like it's the end ♪ 629 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:49,513 ♪ Can you smell the sweetness of the soil and snow? ♪ 630 00:45:49,513 --> 00:45:52,049 ♪ In the wind ♪ 631 00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:56,987 ♪ So we're lost out here on the plains ♪ 632 00:45:56,987 --> 00:45:58,255 Be gentle. 633 00:45:58,255 --> 00:46:01,158 - Is he friendly? - Sure. 634 00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:03,327 Bye. 635 00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:05,662 - Bye. - Bye. 636 00:46:08,465 --> 00:46:10,601 You're gonna want to see this. 637 00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:14,538 Your friend, Leo? 638 00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:19,309 Turns out he's Lucy Spiller's brother. 639 00:46:19,309 --> 00:46:23,080 - That tabloid bitch? - Mm-hmm. 640 00:46:27,484 --> 00:46:30,521 ♪ The silence ♪ 641 00:46:33,891 --> 00:46:37,461 ♪ The cold, the dark and the silence ♪