1 00:00:01,750 --> 00:00:03,852 Hi, I'm Don Konkey. 2 00:00:03,852 --> 00:00:05,987 I'm a photographer. I'm schizophrenic. 3 00:00:05,987 --> 00:00:09,457 This is Lucy Spiller, the editor of Dirt Now Magazine. 4 00:00:09,457 --> 00:00:11,826 She helps me figure out what's real. 5 00:00:11,826 --> 00:00:13,895 My wall is naked! I don't like it! 6 00:00:13,895 --> 00:00:16,931 I got photos of Prince Tyreese, the basketball star, 7 00:00:16,931 --> 00:00:19,401 - having sex with a stripper. - Fantastic. 8 00:00:19,401 --> 00:00:22,562 Lucy wanted to use the pictures to get Prince Tyreese to give her info 9 00:00:22,562 --> 00:00:25,532 - on the missing R&B singer Aundre G. - Aundre G is dead. 10 00:00:25,532 --> 00:00:27,400 - Want to crack it? - Yeah. 11 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,237 - Don't make me regret it. - That's Willa McPherson. 12 00:00:30,237 --> 00:00:32,772 Lucy gave her a lead on a breaking story. 13 00:00:32,772 --> 00:00:35,609 I was wrong. I gave you the tip and you came back with dick! 14 00:00:35,609 --> 00:00:37,911 - She blew it. - I'm sorry. 15 00:00:37,911 --> 00:00:40,313 This is Jack Dawson, he's a big action star. 16 00:00:40,313 --> 00:00:43,250 How do you keep family together despite pressures 17 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,785 - of a Hollywood career? - It is all about family. 18 00:00:45,785 --> 00:00:51,291 I am officially Jack Dawson's new interior decorator. 19 00:00:51,291 --> 00:00:56,329 That's Lucy's brother Leo. ♪ Jack and Leo sitting in a tree ♪ 20 00:00:56,329 --> 00:00:59,032 Holt McLaren and his girlfriend, Julia Mallory. 21 00:00:59,032 --> 00:01:03,169 Holt gave Lucy dirt on Kira Klay. She OD'd and died. 22 00:01:03,169 --> 00:01:06,673 When he found out, he got pissed off and crashed his car. 23 00:01:06,673 --> 00:01:09,709 Holt's girlfriend got hurt real bad. 24 00:01:09,709 --> 00:01:12,545 When she went to work on her sitcom, she didn't do well. 25 00:01:12,545 --> 00:01:14,281 - Cut! - So they fired her. 26 00:01:16,449 --> 00:01:19,452 Things are going well for me, though. 27 00:01:19,452 --> 00:01:21,388 After Kira died, she moved in with me. 28 00:01:21,388 --> 00:01:25,058 - Take pictures of me. - She used to come out in public with me. 29 00:01:25,058 --> 00:01:26,660 Now she's more of a homebody. 30 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:30,330 Which is cool, because she's about to pop at any minute. 31 00:02:09,602 --> 00:02:11,104 Ah! 32 00:02:33,059 --> 00:02:35,996 - - It's your mother. 33 00:02:35,996 --> 00:02:39,366 Weren't we supposed to meet at 5:00? I have it in my book as 5:00. 34 00:02:39,366 --> 00:02:42,635 We have a reservation. You'd better be coming. 35 00:02:47,407 --> 00:02:49,943 Right over there. 36 00:02:56,383 --> 00:02:57,417 Oh... 37 00:02:59,285 --> 00:03:02,155 Hi, Mom. Sorry I'm late. 38 00:03:02,155 --> 00:03:04,324 The traffic was bad on Sunset. 39 00:03:04,324 --> 00:03:07,994 Darling, this is Paul Weston. 40 00:03:07,994 --> 00:03:11,498 - Hi. - We met in church a few months ago. 41 00:03:11,498 --> 00:03:14,734 Church? What, did somebody die? 42 00:03:16,236 --> 00:03:19,472 - Paul, this is my daughter, Lucy. - It's nice to meet you. 43 00:03:19,472 --> 00:03:20,840 Nice to meet you. 44 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,976 I joined All Saints in Beverly Hills. 45 00:03:24,669 --> 00:03:26,137 I like the music. 46 00:03:27,572 --> 00:03:29,774 - And what do you like? - Uh, your mother. 47 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:33,711 - Oh. - 48 00:03:33,711 --> 00:03:36,414 - Paul's in real estate. - Parking lots, really. 49 00:03:36,414 --> 00:03:40,017 Lucy, Paul and I are going on a cruise next week 50 00:03:40,017 --> 00:03:42,153 - to the British Isles. - Nice. 51 00:03:42,153 --> 00:03:46,023 We decided that a trip like that would be so much more special 52 00:03:46,023 --> 00:03:50,061 - if we were celebrating something. - What are you celebrating? 53 00:03:51,429 --> 00:03:54,031 We're getting married, Lucy. 54 00:03:54,031 --> 00:03:56,968 Day after tomorrow. Right here in the hotel. 55 00:03:56,968 --> 00:04:00,438 I want you and your brother to give me away. 56 00:04:00,438 --> 00:04:02,373 You're gonna need a new dress. 57 00:04:05,776 --> 00:04:10,882 - So does Leo knows about this? - Oh, yes. He's doing the flowers. 58 00:04:10,882 --> 00:04:14,352 Oh, excuse me, could I get a Tanqueray and tonic? 59 00:04:14,352 --> 00:04:17,755 And 50 bucks if it's here before I turn around. 60 00:04:20,958 --> 00:04:23,461 You're a brave man. 61 00:04:23,461 --> 00:04:28,666 You've only just met Paul, darling. Do you have to alienate him so soon? 62 00:04:33,504 --> 00:04:35,740 The mock-up's on your desk. 63 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:38,943 Michelle wants to see you about the cover and you have a 9am meeting. 64 00:04:38,943 --> 00:04:41,112 Oh, here's your coffee. 65 00:04:41,112 --> 00:04:45,416 That's not Spanish Leather. That's Rawhide. 66 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:48,486 Use the color chip until you get it! 67 00:04:48,486 --> 00:04:51,989 Oh, and cancel my plans with Felicia on Tuesday. 68 00:04:51,989 --> 00:04:56,027 - My mother's getting married. - Does Mom have a name? 69 00:04:56,027 --> 00:04:59,463 Well, I like Bitch Face, but why don't we stick with Dorothy? 70 00:04:59,463 --> 00:05:04,201 OK, February 20th, Dorothy's wedding. 71 00:05:04,201 --> 00:05:06,671 - That can't be the date. - Yesterday was the 18th, 72 00:05:06,671 --> 00:05:08,606 today's the 19th, so... 73 00:05:10,141 --> 00:05:13,444 - Is there a problem? - Where's my coffee? 74 00:05:13,444 --> 00:05:15,112 Do it. 75 00:05:15,112 --> 00:05:18,416 Leo, I swear to God, I'm going to kill her. Call me. 76 00:05:21,852 --> 00:05:26,557 - - Your car's here. 77 00:05:26,557 --> 00:05:28,759 Can you believe this whole car bullshit? 78 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:31,462 I can drive myself to the studio. 79 00:05:31,462 --> 00:05:34,865 That's how they control you, especially the first day. 80 00:05:34,865 --> 00:05:36,534 They do it for all the stars. 81 00:05:36,534 --> 00:05:39,103 Are you going to be OK today? 82 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:42,640 - I'm not an invalid. - I'm not saying you... 83 00:05:45,109 --> 00:05:47,111 Look, I just love you, OK? 84 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:54,018 Hey, Holt. 85 00:05:55,186 --> 00:05:57,088 I love you too. 86 00:05:58,422 --> 00:06:00,925 Kick ass today, OK? 87 00:06:07,064 --> 00:06:08,633 I'll call you later. 88 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:27,218 OK, everybody, change of plans. We're dropping our three cover options. 89 00:06:27,218 --> 00:06:29,186 We're almost there with "Hero Pets." 90 00:06:29,186 --> 00:06:33,024 You just answered your own question. Also because of this. Terry? 91 00:06:33,024 --> 00:06:35,793 My source at People tells me they're running this photo 92 00:06:35,793 --> 00:06:38,229 with the headline, "Let us live in peace." 93 00:06:38,229 --> 00:06:40,531 Supposed to be Aundre G in the Virgin Islands. 94 00:06:40,531 --> 00:06:43,267 Just in time for the release of his new CD. 95 00:06:43,267 --> 00:06:46,137 Yeah, I think it's bullshit. Widow G and Aundre's manager 96 00:06:46,137 --> 00:06:48,239 are making huge bucks off these new CDs. 97 00:06:48,239 --> 00:06:50,241 My sources say Aundre G was murdered, 98 00:06:50,241 --> 00:06:54,645 some sort of dispute with his manager, Tweety McDaniel. Elliott? 99 00:06:54,645 --> 00:06:57,748 I'll cover Saint Croix. Someone's had to have seen him. 100 00:06:57,748 --> 00:07:01,318 And, Adam, check out his girlfriend's relationship with Tweety. 101 00:07:01,318 --> 00:07:03,454 I'll talk to the cops. They don't keep 102 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:06,090 a missing-person's file on someone in seclusion. 103 00:07:06,090 --> 00:07:10,261 I know someone at Repudiator Records. Let me see what I can dig up. 104 00:07:10,261 --> 00:07:12,096 OK, I want the truth, guys. 105 00:07:12,096 --> 00:07:15,232 And just as badly, I want to make People Magazine suffer. 106 00:07:15,232 --> 00:07:17,702 - - So we have 12 hours. 107 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:28,579 Lucy, um, look, I'm really, really sorry about last week. 108 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:31,582 - If I can make it up to you... - It's doubtful. 109 00:07:31,582 --> 00:07:36,187 Oh. Well, I can look into the shooting at his last concert if that... 110 00:07:36,187 --> 00:07:40,958 OK, Willa. Here you go. Here's an interview with a stripper 111 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:43,227 who spent an evening with Prince Tyreese. 112 00:07:43,227 --> 00:07:45,596 Prince Tyreese the basketball player? 113 00:07:45,596 --> 00:07:48,466 No, Prince Tyreese the heir to the throne of Ireland. 114 00:07:48,466 --> 00:07:52,503 Write it up, 800 words. Have it on my desk in an hour. 115 00:07:54,839 --> 00:07:57,675 My dad used to call these "One-Eyed Jacks." 116 00:07:57,675 --> 00:08:00,711 He used to make them for us on Sundays. 117 00:08:07,084 --> 00:08:09,086 Oh, you need a fork. 118 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,728 Thanks, baby. 119 00:08:19,864 --> 00:08:21,065 Little salt. 120 00:08:22,399 --> 00:08:24,568 I have to go now. 121 00:08:24,568 --> 00:08:29,740 But if anything happens, with, you know, you know how to reach me. 122 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:32,643 Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Philip K. Dick. 123 00:08:32,643 --> 00:08:34,979 He's the best. You'll like that. 124 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,288 See you later? 125 00:09:07,077 --> 00:09:08,379 Get in. 126 00:09:14,251 --> 00:09:15,853 You lied to me. 127 00:09:15,853 --> 00:09:18,722 My source at People told me 128 00:09:18,722 --> 00:09:20,958 that they're doing a cover story that says 129 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:23,327 that Aundre G is alive and well 130 00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:26,197 and drinking rum out of a coconut in the Caribbean. 131 00:09:26,197 --> 00:09:29,934 - That's bullshit. - Prove it. 132 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:34,572 Why should I? 133 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:40,611 I don't know what this shit is all about, but I'm finished with it. 134 00:09:40,611 --> 00:09:43,380 You know, I got something for you. 135 00:09:49,353 --> 00:09:51,288 This is messed up. 136 00:09:51,288 --> 00:09:54,225 You told me you gave me the negatives from those photos. 137 00:09:54,225 --> 00:09:58,495 I did. This is different. It's an interview with your friend Stormy. 138 00:09:58,495 --> 00:10:01,999 You know, she's quite eloquent, for a stripper. 139 00:10:01,999 --> 00:10:04,001 Blackmail is a crime. 140 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:07,338 Do you think that Tweety should be allowed to drive around 141 00:10:07,338 --> 00:10:11,675 in a million-dollar Ferrari while Aundre G's head is vacuum-packed into a pickle jar? 142 00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:15,145 I already told you everything I know. You said it was enough. 143 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:17,848 Because of the People story, I can't trust you. 144 00:10:17,848 --> 00:10:21,585 - I need facts. - I have a family. 145 00:10:21,585 --> 00:10:23,621 So did Aundre G. 146 00:10:27,258 --> 00:10:28,259 Where's the head? 147 00:10:30,261 --> 00:10:32,296 Tweety said it was a collector's item. 148 00:10:32,296 --> 00:10:39,203 - Aundre's head? - Yeah. That's all I know. 149 00:10:41,005 --> 00:10:44,875 ♪ Dig in, dig deep Deserve what you reap ♪ 150 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:48,512 ♪ Don't you know the truth will set you free ♪ 151 00:10:53,918 --> 00:10:57,021 Tweety McDaniel. Repudiator Records. 152 00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:59,056 - What does he collect? - Collect? 153 00:10:59,056 --> 00:11:01,258 He's got money. It's got to be something. 154 00:11:01,258 --> 00:11:04,862 - Cars? Hookers? Stamps? - Ferraris. 155 00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:08,599 He just bought two quarter horses and wine. 156 00:11:08,599 --> 00:11:11,035 - Wine? - He has over 1,000 bottles. 157 00:11:11,035 --> 00:11:14,171 Great. Find out where he keeps them. 158 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:19,877 I need to see you today. It's urgent. Call me back. 159 00:11:21,445 --> 00:11:23,213 - Hi. - Hey. 160 00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:27,551 Not only is she getting married on three-days' notice to some stranger, 161 00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:30,220 but she's doing it on the anniversary of Dad's death. 162 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:34,191 - How sick is that? - I don't even know if she remembers. 163 00:11:34,191 --> 00:11:36,427 She remembers the day I got a DUI when I was 20. 164 00:11:36,427 --> 00:11:40,698 In her defense, Lucy, it was Christmas. 165 00:11:40,698 --> 00:11:43,934 Dad's death was 25 years ago. A lot of Valium under that bridge. 166 00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:47,304 It's just a day. 167 00:11:47,304 --> 00:11:49,974 No, it'll never be just a day to me. 168 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,678 You don't have to go. 169 00:11:54,678 --> 00:11:57,214 And if I don't, she'll only hold it against me. 170 00:11:57,214 --> 00:11:58,615 God love her. 171 00:12:00,718 --> 00:12:03,754 All right, so why were you whispering this morning? 172 00:12:03,754 --> 00:12:07,324 - Are you seeing someone? - Not really. 173 00:12:07,324 --> 00:12:10,361 Oh, come on, is it a man or woman? Oh, what am I saying? 174 00:12:10,361 --> 00:12:13,063 You are not bi. You haven't been with a woman in years. 175 00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:15,366 - Six months. - Whatever. 176 00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:17,968 You can't keep a secret from your big sister. 177 00:12:17,968 --> 00:12:21,739 - Tell me the details. Who, where? - Nothing's going on. 178 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:28,178 - You are lying. It's so obvious. - I wonder how the tuna is here? 179 00:12:28,178 --> 00:12:32,383 I can't believe you're not gonna tell me about your latest conquest. 180 00:12:32,383 --> 00:12:35,619 - You always tell me. - This time I can't. 181 00:12:35,619 --> 00:12:38,155 You can't? Or you won't? 182 00:12:38,155 --> 00:12:40,591 I can't. 183 00:12:40,591 --> 00:12:42,793 And I don't want to. 184 00:12:44,595 --> 00:12:46,864 Let's order. 185 00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:49,700 So how's it going? 186 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:55,039 Well, my penmanship sucks, and I was only half an hour early this morning, 187 00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:57,241 which I guess is still considered late. 188 00:12:57,241 --> 00:13:00,044 Her coffee was the perfect shade of shit, so I'm happy. 189 00:13:00,044 --> 00:13:03,680 You'll do fine as long as you don't make the mistake the last guy did. 190 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,949 - What's that? - Get married. 191 00:13:05,949 --> 00:13:08,919 - What do you mean? - Last guy was getting married. 192 00:13:08,919 --> 00:13:10,854 Wedding prep interfered with work. 193 00:13:10,854 --> 00:13:13,957 Canned him after she caught him on the phone with his caterer. 194 00:13:13,957 --> 00:13:20,030 - Are you getting married? - I have to. Because of the baby. 195 00:13:27,271 --> 00:13:31,175 - Don, there you are. - Oh, hi, Lucy. 196 00:13:31,175 --> 00:13:33,844 We had a 3:00 appointment. I've been looking for you. 197 00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:36,547 I had to go pee. 198 00:13:36,547 --> 00:13:39,817 - It's 3:50. - Sorry. 199 00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:42,820 This is important. I need you to take a picture today. 200 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,388 It's for the cover. 201 00:13:49,093 --> 00:13:51,395 Aren't you going to wash your hands? 202 00:13:53,697 --> 00:13:57,501 - Are you OK? - Yeah, real good. 203 00:13:57,501 --> 00:13:59,403 Good, because this is sensitive. 204 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:02,306 Aundre G, the singer, he was murdered. 205 00:14:02,306 --> 00:14:05,776 I need you to go to the Cabrillo Wine Vault 206 00:14:05,776 --> 00:14:08,479 and check out Tweety McDaniel's collection. 207 00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:10,948 You're looking for Aundre G's head. 208 00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:19,823 Don, the manager thinks you're a photographer 209 00:14:19,823 --> 00:14:24,495 - from Wine Spectator Magazine. - Mm-hmm. 210 00:14:24,495 --> 00:14:28,265 Don, it's clean... your hand. 211 00:14:28,265 --> 00:14:30,267 - Mmm. Yeah. - Here you go. 212 00:14:33,003 --> 00:14:35,005 - Thank you, Lucy. - OK, sweetie. 213 00:15:17,014 --> 00:15:21,084 You wouldn't think Tweety McDaniel would give a shit about fine wine, 214 00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:23,453 but look at this, he's got it all fixed up. 215 00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:25,289 - - That's the front door. 216 00:15:25,289 --> 00:15:28,192 - I'll be back in a sec. - OK. 217 00:15:35,732 --> 00:15:37,701 Damn. 218 00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:50,013 Basketball star with a prostitute isn't news. 219 00:15:50,013 --> 00:15:54,718 He wanted her to bang him in the ass with a strap-on, that's your lead. 220 00:15:54,718 --> 00:15:57,721 Willa, I'm really starting to question your commitment. 221 00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:03,060 - My commitment? - Mm-hmm. 222 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:06,363 You know, I took some of those drugs that Garbo woman was selling 223 00:16:06,363 --> 00:16:08,165 so that she would trust me. 224 00:16:08,165 --> 00:16:11,902 I don't even take aspirin. I was sick all night from it! 225 00:16:11,902 --> 00:16:13,637 Who asked you to take drugs? 226 00:16:13,637 --> 00:16:18,809 I just wanted you to know that I have the balls for the job. 227 00:16:18,809 --> 00:16:23,013 The story didn't call for balls. It called for brains. 228 00:16:23,013 --> 00:16:24,514 Don't confuse the two. 229 00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:34,691 Willa, there's a convention of bariatric surgeons at the W 230 00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:39,696 that ends tonight. Find a Dr. Kozar and ask him about Venus Smith. 231 00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:44,668 Venus Smith had her stomach stapled? 232 00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:46,970 I thought she was all about diet and exercise. 233 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:51,942 Yeah, well, confirm the story. I may be able to use it next week. 234 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:55,445 Thanks, Lucy. 235 00:17:02,519 --> 00:17:04,054 Hey. 236 00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:11,461 - Who said that? - Over here. 237 00:17:23,707 --> 00:17:25,842 Wow! 238 00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:33,817 Aundre G? 239 00:17:33,817 --> 00:17:36,586 Sure ain't Marie-Antoinette. 240 00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:39,323 Hmm... 241 00:17:44,795 --> 00:17:48,598 I'm supposed to take a few pictures of you. 242 00:17:48,598 --> 00:17:52,202 - Knock yourself out. - Thanks. 243 00:17:58,408 --> 00:18:00,410 My right side's my best side. 244 00:18:01,244 --> 00:18:02,479 OK. 245 00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:10,020 How do I look? 246 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:13,090 Pretty good, you know, considering... 247 00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:14,725 ...you have no body. 248 00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:25,602 I guess that's it. Thanks. 249 00:18:25,602 --> 00:18:27,771 Hey, hey, where you going? 250 00:18:27,771 --> 00:18:31,441 Oh, I gotta get these pictures back to Lucy. She's counting on them. 251 00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:33,710 But you just got here! 252 00:18:34,878 --> 00:18:37,748 Come on, man, Don't you want to hear me sing? 253 00:18:37,748 --> 00:18:39,449 I'm sorry. 254 00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:53,230 - Whoa. - Excuse me! 255 00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:01,304 Badgley Mischka. What do you think? 256 00:19:01,304 --> 00:19:03,740 I'm in the middle of my work day. 257 00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:07,277 Well, here's what I'm thinking. I'm going to be wearing Ralph Lauren, 258 00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:10,147 and you always look so pretty in blue. 259 00:19:10,147 --> 00:19:13,049 - Mother... - You want to pick it out yourself, 260 00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:15,452 - but I was in Beverly Hills... - Mother! 261 00:19:15,452 --> 00:19:19,423 You're getting re-married on the day that Dad died. 262 00:19:19,423 --> 00:19:21,792 Yes. 263 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,994 Don't you think that's kinda strange? 264 00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:26,096 Not really. 265 00:19:26,096 --> 00:19:30,033 Your Dad did as he chose that day. Now so am I. 266 00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:33,570 You act like it's some kind of retribution. 267 00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:35,439 How can you blame him? 268 00:19:35,439 --> 00:19:39,309 It was a hostile act. He did it at home. 269 00:19:39,309 --> 00:19:43,480 There was no note, no explanation. 270 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,916 Why should I honor that day? 271 00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:53,957 Because it's a pretty significant day to me. 272 00:19:53,957 --> 00:19:58,528 Lucy, I took you to that doctor. We talked about it ad infinitum. 273 00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:01,598 We read books. What more could I do? 274 00:20:01,598 --> 00:20:05,302 Well, you could try being a mother for once. 275 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:11,708 I'm sorry, I've got so much work to do. 276 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:24,120 It's been his day for 25 years, Lucy. I want it back. 277 00:20:32,162 --> 00:20:34,231 Who the hell? 278 00:20:38,535 --> 00:20:40,170 Nice office. 279 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:44,808 Mr. McDaniel. I'm sorry, did we have an appointment? 280 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:48,011 I been hearing some shit about your magazine 281 00:20:48,011 --> 00:20:51,681 - that just don't sit right with me. - Sorry to hear that. 282 00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:56,052 I got people at my offices telling me your people been asking questions. 283 00:20:56,052 --> 00:20:57,988 - About? - About my boy, Aundre G. 284 00:20:57,988 --> 00:21:02,025 See, anybody who knows me, knows I dropped hundreds of thousands 285 00:21:02,025 --> 00:21:05,328 of my own money looking for Aundre. He's like a brother. 286 00:21:05,328 --> 00:21:09,733 Well, of course there's been some interest in the Aundre G story here, 287 00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:12,035 you know, his disappearance, the new CD. 288 00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:14,838 - I can assure you, Mr. McDaniel... - Tweety. 289 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:19,509 Now that we know he's on some island, we won't be doing any stories on him. 290 00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:21,511 Glad to hear that. 291 00:21:21,511 --> 00:21:24,581 Some of them questions were kinda like... insulting. 292 00:21:24,581 --> 00:21:28,985 I mean, it seemed like your magazine was looking to diss Tweety. 293 00:21:28,985 --> 00:21:32,055 Well, we never set out to diss anybody, Tweety. 294 00:21:32,055 --> 00:21:34,824 That's... that's not what... 295 00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:37,394 That's not what we do. 296 00:21:37,394 --> 00:21:41,131 We just seek the truth. That's all. 297 00:21:42,465 --> 00:21:46,369 People be so quick to judge me. 298 00:21:46,369 --> 00:21:49,105 They won't let their kids spend the night at my house, 299 00:21:49,105 --> 00:21:52,075 because I'm supposed to be some violent son of a bitch. 300 00:21:52,075 --> 00:21:56,413 But I can assure you, my kids don't want for nothing. 301 00:21:57,447 --> 00:21:59,950 See, Brent... That's your name, right? 302 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,685 Yes, it is. 303 00:22:01,685 --> 00:22:06,790 Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing, except for God. 304 00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:07,857 Yeah. 305 00:22:16,232 --> 00:22:20,270 And I ain't going to let nobody take that from me. 306 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,241 Asthma's a killer, Brent. 307 00:22:27,444 --> 00:22:29,679 - You ought to stay clear of smoke. - Yeah. 308 00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:41,625 My God, these are horrific. I love them! 309 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:44,594 This is going to make a great cover story. 310 00:22:44,594 --> 00:22:49,165 - Yeah. He's a nice guy. - Who? 311 00:22:49,165 --> 00:22:51,635 Aundre. Aundre G. 312 00:22:54,537 --> 00:22:57,974 - I don't like how you're sounding. - Sorry, Lucy. 313 00:22:57,974 --> 00:23:00,810 Don, you have to take your meds, honey. 314 00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:03,680 I know you don't like them, but remember the hospital? 315 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,450 I don't need the hospital. I'm fine. 316 00:23:07,450 --> 00:23:10,954 Last time, you were sleeping next to the freeway. 317 00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,989 That guy hurt you! 318 00:23:12,989 --> 00:23:16,359 Don, you have to take care of yourself. 319 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,161 OK. 320 00:23:19,162 --> 00:23:21,197 I have another job for you. 321 00:23:25,035 --> 00:23:26,069 OK. 322 00:23:36,046 --> 00:23:40,116 ♪ I must have made you up inside ♪ 323 00:23:43,286 --> 00:23:48,491 ♪ Created another perfect crime ♪ 324 00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:55,265 ♪ Moving forward in my mind ♪ 325 00:23:58,234 --> 00:24:01,938 ♪ Help the box inside the ♪ 326 00:24:03,873 --> 00:24:11,481 ♪ Now I believe you aren't what you say you are ♪ 327 00:24:11,481 --> 00:24:16,019 ♪ Now I believe in you aren't what you say you are ♪ 328 00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:19,923 ♪ I didn't know you ♪ 329 00:24:23,226 --> 00:24:26,863 ♪ I didn't know you ♪ 330 00:24:34,137 --> 00:24:38,141 ♪ Now I believe in you aren't what you say you are ♪ 331 00:24:38,141 --> 00:24:42,112 ♪ Now I believe ♪ 332 00:25:00,396 --> 00:25:01,731 What is this? 333 00:25:04,801 --> 00:25:06,202 It's dope. 334 00:25:10,907 --> 00:25:12,375 You're yummy. 335 00:25:16,045 --> 00:25:19,749 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm gonna puke. 336 00:25:19,749 --> 00:25:23,586 Don't worry, happens to everyone the first time they smoke it. 337 00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:29,492 OK, listen up, everyone. 338 00:25:29,492 --> 00:25:32,562 We're going crash a cover on Aundre G's murder. 339 00:25:32,562 --> 00:25:34,130 Check it out. 340 00:25:40,503 --> 00:25:42,672 - - What is that? 341 00:25:42,672 --> 00:25:45,208 You can't put that on the cover, Lucy. 342 00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:48,378 We're going to polybag it with an "explicit" warning label, 343 00:25:48,378 --> 00:25:51,815 - and run the head shot inside. - That is fantastic. 344 00:25:51,815 --> 00:25:54,584 Isn't it? Keep Barrow out of the loop. 345 00:25:54,584 --> 00:25:58,288 He had a shit fit last time. This time, we have photos. 346 00:25:58,288 --> 00:26:01,825 The LAPD will be notified when we go to press. Get to work. 347 00:26:05,728 --> 00:26:07,430 The wall is locked. 348 00:26:18,141 --> 00:26:22,212 - Hi. - Where you been? 349 00:26:22,212 --> 00:26:23,880 What do you mean? 350 00:26:25,315 --> 00:26:27,116 I've been home for three hours. 351 00:26:27,116 --> 00:26:31,788 - I was out. - Who with? 352 00:26:31,788 --> 00:26:34,591 Garbo. God, what's with the interrogation? 353 00:26:34,591 --> 00:26:39,095 I thought we were going to have dinner, celebrate my first day. 354 00:26:39,095 --> 00:26:42,365 Am I supposed to wait around for you all day? 355 00:26:42,365 --> 00:26:44,801 No. I just thought we had plans. 356 00:26:44,801 --> 00:26:47,670 We were out of weed. Jesus. 357 00:26:50,373 --> 00:26:54,410 - Did you eat already? - No. 358 00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:02,952 - How was work? - It was fine. 359 00:27:06,022 --> 00:27:08,391 My stomach's bothering me a little. 360 00:27:17,767 --> 00:27:21,170 Hey, you want a grilled-cheese sandwich? 361 00:27:23,006 --> 00:27:24,207 OK. 362 00:27:31,614 --> 00:27:33,783 I can't believe you'd do this to me. 363 00:27:33,783 --> 00:27:37,086 I can't believe you're banging Jack Dawson. 364 00:27:37,086 --> 00:27:42,792 Republican family man, super action macho homo Jack Dawson. 365 00:27:42,792 --> 00:27:46,329 If I wanted you to know, I'd have told you. 366 00:27:46,329 --> 00:27:49,866 Well, it's not like I'm going to publish these. 367 00:27:49,866 --> 00:27:51,935 You know I wouldn't do that, right? 368 00:27:51,935 --> 00:27:55,271 You had your own brother followed by the stalkerrazzi. 369 00:27:55,271 --> 00:27:56,973 So don't act all indignant. 370 00:27:56,973 --> 00:28:00,510 Oh, my God. This isn't serious, is it? 371 00:28:00,510 --> 00:28:04,781 Yes. I love him and he loves me. Why is that so hard to believe? 372 00:28:04,781 --> 00:28:07,951 Two people can meet and actually fall in love. 373 00:28:07,951 --> 00:28:12,155 Oh, Leo, he's a movie star. I have covered this kind of story... 374 00:28:12,155 --> 00:28:15,358 I'm not a story. I'm your goddamn family. 375 00:28:15,358 --> 00:28:20,096 Can you be happy for anybody? I meet a terrific person 376 00:28:20,096 --> 00:28:22,632 and you diminish it like it's some piece of gossip. 377 00:28:22,632 --> 00:28:27,503 Mom finds someone she can fall in love again with and you shit on that. 378 00:28:27,503 --> 00:28:30,873 - Right, Leo... - Just don't with the big sister act. 379 00:28:30,873 --> 00:28:34,544 God, you know, I'm embarrassed for us both. 380 00:28:39,682 --> 00:28:42,986 Kira? Baby? 381 00:28:45,922 --> 00:28:48,324 Is this it? 382 00:28:48,324 --> 00:28:50,994 Don't worry, you're gonna be fine, OK? 383 00:28:50,994 --> 00:28:53,563 - I'm not gonna go anywhere! - OK. 384 00:28:54,797 --> 00:28:56,966 Shit. Ow! 385 00:28:59,135 --> 00:29:02,839 Gotta get your head up. OK? You don't want your head on the floor. 386 00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:05,808 - OK, here you go. - It hurts! 387 00:29:05,808 --> 00:29:09,579 - Oh, shh... - Oh, it hurts! 388 00:29:14,217 --> 00:29:16,419 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. It's OK. 389 00:29:16,419 --> 00:29:18,621 Don't cry, baby. It's OK. 390 00:31:43,065 --> 00:31:45,301 No! 391 00:31:59,348 --> 00:32:02,084 So then you became a bariatric surgeon. 392 00:32:02,084 --> 00:32:04,720 I found my niche. Never looked back. 393 00:32:05,922 --> 00:32:07,957 I'm all about helping people, so... 394 00:32:09,325 --> 00:32:11,794 You think you got something to work with there? 395 00:32:11,794 --> 00:32:13,663 Oh, yeah, yeah, wow. 396 00:32:13,663 --> 00:32:17,266 This is gonna make my thesis much more exciting. 397 00:32:17,266 --> 00:32:19,468 Thank you. 398 00:32:19,468 --> 00:32:21,637 Nice shoes. 399 00:32:21,637 --> 00:32:24,607 - Oh... - Kate Spade? 400 00:32:24,607 --> 00:32:26,742 Uh, yeah. 401 00:32:26,742 --> 00:32:32,248 You know, I've got a video of me performing surgery. 402 00:32:32,248 --> 00:32:34,483 It's in my room. 403 00:32:34,483 --> 00:32:39,088 Oh, um, well, that might be helpful. 404 00:32:39,088 --> 00:32:43,159 I also have a few questions about the types of patients you treat. 405 00:32:43,159 --> 00:32:47,563 Well, come on up. I'll be happy to tell you anything you want to know. 406 00:32:47,563 --> 00:32:49,832 - Yeah? - Yeah, OK. 407 00:32:49,832 --> 00:32:53,135 You're doing great, baby. It's gonna be fine! 408 00:32:53,135 --> 00:32:56,772 Come on, come on. Oh, whoa! 409 00:32:56,772 --> 00:33:00,409 OK, just push! OK? Push! 410 00:33:00,409 --> 00:33:03,713 - Ooh! - 411 00:33:05,214 --> 00:33:07,883 - I can see something! - 412 00:33:09,051 --> 00:33:11,454 Here it comes! Here it comes! 413 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,159 Oh, wow! 414 00:33:17,159 --> 00:33:20,863 Look, look, it's a boy! 415 00:33:25,735 --> 00:33:27,603 What, what? 416 00:33:27,603 --> 00:33:32,508 Oh! Here's another one. 417 00:33:34,377 --> 00:33:39,649 Yeah, some patients are very private about this surgery. 418 00:33:39,649 --> 00:33:43,019 Sure I can't get you anything? 419 00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:48,557 They like people to think all it took was a little exercise and willpower. 420 00:33:48,557 --> 00:33:52,028 But if they were capable of self-control, 421 00:33:52,028 --> 00:33:54,997 I wouldn't be in business, now would I? 422 00:33:55,965 --> 00:33:57,867 Here's to gluttony. 423 00:34:16,752 --> 00:34:19,221 So I imagine you treat celebrities. 424 00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:20,523 Oh, they're the worst. 425 00:34:28,698 --> 00:34:31,233 Come and sit by me. You can see better. 426 00:34:31,233 --> 00:34:32,902 I can see fine, thanks. 427 00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:37,740 I heard Venus Smith got her stomach stapled, I mean... 428 00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:40,543 Come on! 429 00:34:44,613 --> 00:34:47,783 Look, I didn't come up here to do anything. 430 00:34:47,783 --> 00:34:51,687 That's a load of shit, now, isn't it? 431 00:34:51,687 --> 00:34:54,357 You don't think you're the first reporter 432 00:34:54,357 --> 00:34:59,328 to try to pry privileged client information from me, do you? 433 00:34:59,328 --> 00:35:02,898 - Sure you don't want a drink? - I'm not screwing you. 434 00:35:08,371 --> 00:35:12,241 It's not your precious bloom that I'm interested in. 435 00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:17,213 My feet? 436 00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:20,149 Oh, God, they're so... 437 00:35:20,149 --> 00:35:23,419 ...small and dainty, alabaster. 438 00:35:25,121 --> 00:35:27,490 I'm guessing a perfect size 8. 439 00:35:29,558 --> 00:35:32,495 You let me be who I have to be, and I'll give you what you want. 440 00:35:32,495 --> 00:35:34,563 Off the record, of course. 441 00:35:37,933 --> 00:35:39,568 No touching. 442 00:35:40,569 --> 00:35:42,938 Good. 443 00:35:46,575 --> 00:35:50,713 Now dangle it. Dangle it. 444 00:35:52,915 --> 00:35:55,951 No, no, don't, don't let it drop, don't let it drop. 445 00:35:55,951 --> 00:35:59,355 Oh, yeah... 446 00:35:59,355 --> 00:36:02,491 Oh, yeah, you make me so hard. 447 00:36:02,491 --> 00:36:04,693 Hold it up. 448 00:36:04,693 --> 00:36:07,029 Hold the goddamned foot up! 449 00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:10,533 Yeah, yeah. 450 00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:14,103 Oh, don't close your eyes. Look at me, look at me, look at me! 451 00:36:14,103 --> 00:36:17,139 Oh, yeah. Please, please, please, 452 00:36:17,139 --> 00:36:20,843 please, please, please, please, please, yeah. 453 00:36:20,843 --> 00:36:25,080 Oh! Uh! 454 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,517 I'm sorry. 455 00:36:28,517 --> 00:36:30,553 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 456 00:36:39,929 --> 00:36:41,931 Oh... 457 00:36:47,169 --> 00:36:49,438 It's time for me to go, Don. 458 00:36:52,575 --> 00:36:54,210 No. 459 00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:57,980 I'm going to make you French toast. 460 00:36:57,980 --> 00:37:00,749 It's time for you to go back on your meds. 461 00:37:04,687 --> 00:37:10,125 No, I don't want to go back on my meds. They make me feel bad. 462 00:37:10,826 --> 00:37:12,795 You have to. 463 00:37:14,930 --> 00:37:17,833 I don't want to, I... 464 00:37:19,568 --> 00:37:21,237 I love you. 465 00:37:23,672 --> 00:37:25,474 I don't want to be alone again. 466 00:37:26,742 --> 00:37:30,479 You won't be. OK? 467 00:37:41,457 --> 00:37:43,626 Tristan? 468 00:37:43,626 --> 00:37:45,694 No. It's his son. 469 00:37:47,663 --> 00:37:49,031 You're all he has. 470 00:38:11,353 --> 00:38:13,355 Come here. 471 00:38:18,227 --> 00:38:20,563 Bitter. 472 00:38:20,563 --> 00:38:23,532 That's a good boy. 473 00:38:42,718 --> 00:38:45,020 What happened? Huh? 474 00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:47,289 What happened? 475 00:38:47,289 --> 00:38:50,793 Shh, shh, shh... 476 00:38:57,666 --> 00:39:01,837 - I told you not to go with this. - I don't work for you, Brent. 477 00:39:01,837 --> 00:39:04,406 And this time I had photographic evidence. 478 00:39:04,406 --> 00:39:08,043 Really? Because the cops showed up at the storage facility 479 00:39:08,043 --> 00:39:11,480 and apparently there was no head to be found. 480 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,849 Oh, I guess someone got tipped off. 481 00:39:13,849 --> 00:39:19,421 No confirmation that Aundre G is dead or that the head is actually his. 482 00:39:19,421 --> 00:39:21,657 The cops are gonna be all over Don. 483 00:39:21,657 --> 00:39:24,760 This story is solid. I ran the whole thing by legal. 484 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,663 Unless you brought muffins, I think that we're done here. 485 00:39:27,663 --> 00:39:32,601 Well, beyond that, these photos... are smut. 486 00:39:32,601 --> 00:39:35,938 Publishing them is just venal sensationalism. 487 00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:39,575 From a man who's never had a magazine he could read with his pants on. 488 00:39:39,575 --> 00:39:42,711 - We don't know if they're real. - Oh, they're real. 489 00:39:42,711 --> 00:39:45,514 The guy had Aundre G's head in his wine cellar. 490 00:39:45,514 --> 00:39:48,617 If the cops can't prove it, that's their problem. 491 00:39:52,888 --> 00:39:58,193 Well... I hope this sells, because, you know, 492 00:39:58,193 --> 00:40:01,697 the polybagging is going to blow your budget all to hell. 493 00:40:01,697 --> 00:40:05,200 Given that this is the fourth week in a row you've gone over budget, 494 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:10,072 according to the terms of your contract, you forfeited your bonus. 495 00:40:10,072 --> 00:40:14,543 That's bullshit. Polybagging is a production cost. 496 00:40:14,543 --> 00:40:16,578 It's not on the editorial budget. 497 00:40:18,747 --> 00:40:19,748 It is now. 498 00:40:53,816 --> 00:40:55,084 Kira? 499 00:41:18,073 --> 00:41:20,509 Oh... 500 00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:21,677 Tristan. 501 00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,850 Shh. 502 00:41:30,452 --> 00:41:31,920 Yeah. 503 00:42:03,552 --> 00:42:06,588 This is a very special day for the Spiller family. 504 00:42:08,357 --> 00:42:12,161 Twenty-five years ago, my mother's first husband, 505 00:42:12,161 --> 00:42:16,198 my father, hanged himself in our living room. 506 00:42:19,201 --> 00:42:21,003 Ever since then, 507 00:42:21,003 --> 00:42:24,973 I have questioned the whole idea of love and commitment. 508 00:42:24,973 --> 00:42:29,111 It's nice to see that my mother doesn't share the same doubt. 509 00:42:30,479 --> 00:42:33,148 And neither does my brother, apparently. 510 00:42:34,082 --> 00:42:37,085 Good for them. And I mean that. 511 00:42:41,023 --> 00:42:43,892 To Mom and Paul, 512 00:42:43,892 --> 00:42:47,162 may the truth never infringe upon your happiness. 513 00:42:55,270 --> 00:42:58,640 Well, instead of being the day Dad killed himself, 514 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,044 it'll now be the day you ruined Mom's wedding. 515 00:43:02,044 --> 00:43:03,912 Well done. 516 00:43:04,813 --> 00:43:07,216 At least I showed.