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Hi, I'm Don Konkey.
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I'm a photographer.
I'm schizophrenic.
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This is Lucy Spiller, the
editor of Dirt Now Magazine.
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She helps me figure out
what's real.
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My wall is naked!
I don't like it!
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I got photos of Prince Tyreese,
the basketball star,
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- having sex with a stripper.
- Fantastic.
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Lucy wanted to use the pictures
to get Prince Tyreese
to give her info
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- on the missing
R&B singer Aundre G.
- Aundre G is dead.
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- Want to crack it?
- Yeah.
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- Don't make me regret it.
- That's Willa McPherson.
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Lucy gave her a lead
on a breaking story.
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I was wrong. I gave you the tip
and you came back with dick!
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- She blew it.
- I'm sorry.
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This is Jack Dawson,
he's a big action star.
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How do you keep family
together despite pressures
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- of a Hollywood career?
- It is all about family.
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I am officially Jack Dawson's
new interior decorator.
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That's Lucy's brother
Leo. ♪ Jack and Leo
sitting in a tree ♪
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Holt McLaren and his
girlfriend, Julia Mallory.
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Holt gave Lucy dirt on
Kira Klay. She OD'd and died.
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When he found out, he got
pissed off and crashed his car.
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Holt's girlfriend
got hurt real bad.
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When she went to work on her
sitcom, she didn't do well.
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- Cut!
- So they fired her.
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Things are going
well for me, though.
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After Kira died,
she moved in with me.
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- Take pictures of me.
- She used to come out
in public with me.
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Now she's more
of a homebody.
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Which is cool, because she's
about to pop at any minute.
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Ah!
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-
- It's your mother.
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Weren't we supposed
to meet at 5:00?
I have it in my book as 5:00.
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We have a reservation.
You'd better be coming.
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Right over there.
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Oh...
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Hi, Mom. Sorry I'm late.
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The traffic
was bad on Sunset.
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Darling,
this is Paul Weston.
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- Hi.
- We met in church
a few months ago.
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Church?
What, did somebody die?
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- Paul, this is
my daughter, Lucy.
- It's nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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I joined All Saints
in Beverly Hills.
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I like the music.
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- And what do you like?
- Uh, your mother.
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- Oh.
-
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- Paul's in real estate.
- Parking lots, really.
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Lucy, Paul and I are
going on a cruise next week
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- to the British Isles.
- Nice.
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We decided that a trip like that
would be so much more special
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- if we were
celebrating something.
- What are you celebrating?
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We're getting married, Lucy.
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Day after tomorrow.
Right here in the hotel.
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I want you and your brother
to give me away.
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You're gonna need
a new dress.
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- So does Leo knows about this?
- Oh, yes.
He's doing the flowers.
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Oh, excuse me, could I get
a Tanqueray and tonic?
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And 50 bucks if it's here
before I turn around.
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You're a brave man.
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You've only just met Paul,
darling. Do you have
to alienate him so soon?
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The mock-up's on your desk.
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Michelle wants to see you
about the cover and you
have a 9am meeting.
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Oh, here's your coffee.
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That's not Spanish Leather.
That's Rawhide.
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Use the color chip
until you get it!
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Oh, and cancel my plans
with Felicia on Tuesday.
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- My mother's getting married.
- Does Mom have a name?
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Well, I like Bitch Face, but why
don't we stick with Dorothy?
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OK, February 20th,
Dorothy's wedding.
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- That can't be the date.
- Yesterday was the 18th,
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today's the 19th, so...
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- Is there a problem?
- Where's my coffee?
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Do it.
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Leo, I swear to God,
I'm going to kill her. Call me.
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-
- Your car's here.
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Can you believe this
whole car bullshit?
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I can drive myself
to the studio.
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That's how they control you,
especially the first day.
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They do it for all the stars.
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Are you going
to be OK today?
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- I'm not an invalid.
- I'm not saying you...
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Look, I just love you, OK?
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Hey, Holt.
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I love you too.
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Kick ass today, OK?
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I'll call you later.
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OK, everybody, change of plans.
We're dropping
our three cover options.
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We're almost there
with "Hero Pets."
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You just answered
your own question.
Also because of this. Terry?
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My source at People tells me
they're running this photo
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with the headline,
"Let us live in peace."
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Supposed to be Aundre G
in the Virgin Islands.
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Just in time
for the release of his new CD.
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Yeah, I think it's bullshit.
Widow G and Aundre's manager
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are making huge bucks
off these new CDs.
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My sources say
Aundre G was murdered,
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some sort of dispute with his
manager, Tweety McDaniel.
Elliott?
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I'll cover Saint Croix.
Someone's had to have seen him.
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And, Adam, check out his
girlfriend's relationship
with Tweety.
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I'll talk to the cops.
They don't keep
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a missing-person's file
on someone in seclusion.
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I know someone
at Repudiator Records.
Let me see what I can dig up.
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OK, I want the truth, guys.
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And just as badly, I want
to make People Magazine suffer.
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-
- So we have 12 hours.
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Lucy, um, look, I'm really,
really sorry about last week.
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- If I can make it up to you...
- It's doubtful.
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Oh. Well, I can look
into the shooting at
his last concert if that...
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OK, Willa. Here you go.
Here's an interview
with a stripper
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who spent an evening
with Prince Tyreese.
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Prince Tyreese
the basketball player?
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No, Prince Tyreese the heir
to the throne of Ireland.
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Write it up, 800 words.
Have it on my desk in an hour.
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My dad used to call these
"One-Eyed Jacks."
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He used to make them
for us on Sundays.
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Oh, you need a fork.
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Thanks, baby.
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Little salt.
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I have to go now.
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But if anything happens, with,
you know, you know how
to reach me.
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Oh, yeah. That's a good one.
Philip K. Dick.
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He's the best.
You'll like that.
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See you later?
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Get in.
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You lied to me.
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My source
at People told me
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that they're doing
a cover story that says
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that Aundre G
is alive and well
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and drinking rum out of a
coconut in the Caribbean.
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- That's bullshit.
- Prove it.
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Why should I?
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I don't know what
this shit is all about,
but I'm finished with it.
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You know,
I got something for you.
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This is messed up.
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You told me you gave me
the negatives from those photos.
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I did. This is different.
It's an interview
with your friend Stormy.
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You know, she's quite
eloquent, for a stripper.
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Blackmail is a crime.
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Do you think that
Tweety should be
allowed to drive around
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in a million-dollar Ferrari
while Aundre G's head is
vacuum-packed into a pickle jar?
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I already told you everything
I know. You said it was enough.
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Because of the People story,
I can't trust you.
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- I need facts.
- I have a family.
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So did Aundre G.
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Where's the head?
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Tweety said it
was a collector's item.
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- Aundre's head?
- Yeah. That's all I know.
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♪ Dig in, dig deep
Deserve what you reap ♪
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♪ Don't you know the truth
will set you free ♪
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Tweety McDaniel.
Repudiator Records.
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- What does he collect?
- Collect?
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He's got money.
It's got to be something.
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- Cars? Hookers? Stamps?
- Ferraris.
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He just bought
two quarter horses and wine.
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- Wine?
- He has over 1,000 bottles.
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Great. Find out
where he keeps them.
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I need to see you today.
It's urgent. Call me back.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Not only is she getting married
on three-days' notice
to some stranger,
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but she's doing it on
the anniversary of Dad's death.
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- How sick is that?
- I don't even know
if she remembers.
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She remembers the day
I got a DUI when I was 20.
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In her defense, Lucy,
it was Christmas.
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Dad's death was 25 years ago.
A lot of Valium
under that bridge.
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It's just a day.
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No, it'll never
be just a day to me.
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You don't have to go.
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And if I don't, she'll
only hold it against me.
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God love her.
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All right, so why were you
whispering this morning?
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- Are you seeing someone?
- Not really.
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Oh, come on, is it a man or
woman? Oh, what am I saying?
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You are not bi. You haven't
been with a woman in years.
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- Six months.
- Whatever.
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You can't keep a secret
from your big sister.
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- Tell me the details.
Who, where?
- Nothing's going on.
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- You are lying.
It's so obvious.
- I wonder how the tuna is here?
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I can't believe you're not
gonna tell me about
your latest conquest.
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- You always tell me.
- This time I can't.
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You can't? Or you won't?
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I can't.
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And I don't want to.
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Let's order.
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So how's it going?
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Well, my penmanship sucks,
and I was only half
an hour early this morning,
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which I guess
is still considered late.
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Her coffee was the perfect
shade of shit, so I'm happy.
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You'll do fine as long
as you don't make
the mistake the last guy did.
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- What's that?
- Get married.
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- What do you mean?
- Last guy was getting married.
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Wedding prep
interfered with work.
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Canned him after
she caught him on
the phone with his caterer.
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- Are you getting married?
- I have to.
Because of the baby.
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- Don, there you are.
- Oh, hi, Lucy.
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We had a 3:00 appointment.
I've been looking for you.
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I had to go pee.
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- It's 3:50.
- Sorry.
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This is important. I need you
to take a picture today.
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It's for the cover.
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Aren't you going
to wash your hands?
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- Are you OK?
- Yeah, real good.
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Good, because this
is sensitive.
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Aundre G, the singer,
he was murdered.
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I need you to go
to the Cabrillo Wine Vault
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and check out
Tweety McDaniel's collection.
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You're looking
for Aundre G's head.
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Don, the manager thinks
you're a photographer
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- from Wine Spectator Magazine.
- Mm-hmm.
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Don, it's clean...
your hand.
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- Mmm. Yeah.
- Here you go.
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- Thank you, Lucy.
- OK, sweetie.
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You wouldn't think Tweety
McDaniel would give
a shit about fine wine,
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but look at this,
he's got it all fixed up.
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-
- That's the front door.
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- I'll be back in a sec.
- OK.
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Damn.
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Basketball star
with a prostitute isn't news.
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He wanted her to bang him
in the ass with a strap-on,
that's your lead.
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Willa, I'm really starting
to question your commitment.
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- My commitment?
- Mm-hmm.
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You know, I took some
of those drugs that
Garbo woman was selling
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so that she would trust me.
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I don't even take aspirin.
I was sick all night from it!
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Who asked you to take drugs?
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I just wanted you
to know that I have
the balls for the job.
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The story didn't call for balls.
It called for brains.
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Don't confuse the two.
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Willa, there's a convention
of bariatric surgeons at the W
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that ends tonight.
Find a Dr. Kozar
and ask him about Venus Smith.
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00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:44,668
Venus Smith had
her stomach stapled?
232
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:46,970
I thought she was
all about diet and exercise.
233
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:51,942
Yeah, well, confirm
the story. I may be
able to use it next week.
234
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:55,445
Thanks, Lucy.
235
00:17:02,519 --> 00:17:04,054
Hey.
236
00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:11,461
- Who said that?
- Over here.
237
00:17:23,707 --> 00:17:25,842
Wow!
238
00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:33,817
Aundre G?
239
00:17:33,817 --> 00:17:36,586
Sure ain't Marie-Antoinette.
240
00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:39,323
Hmm...
241
00:17:44,795 --> 00:17:48,598
I'm supposed to take
a few pictures of you.
242
00:17:48,598 --> 00:17:52,202
- Knock yourself out.
- Thanks.
243
00:17:58,408 --> 00:18:00,410
My right side's my best side.
244
00:18:01,244 --> 00:18:02,479
OK.
245
00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:10,020
How do I look?
246
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:13,090
Pretty good, you know,
considering...
247
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:14,725
...you have no body.
248
00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:25,602
I guess that's it. Thanks.
249
00:18:25,602 --> 00:18:27,771
Hey, hey, where you going?
250
00:18:27,771 --> 00:18:31,441
Oh, I gotta get these
pictures back to Lucy.
She's counting on them.
251
00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:33,710
But you just got here!
252
00:18:34,878 --> 00:18:37,748
Come on, man,
Don't you want to hear me sing?
253
00:18:37,748 --> 00:18:39,449
I'm sorry.
254
00:18:49,726 --> 00:18:53,230
- Whoa.
- Excuse me!
255
00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:01,304
Badgley Mischka.
What do you think?
256
00:19:01,304 --> 00:19:03,740
I'm in the middle
of my work day.
257
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:07,277
Well, here's what I'm thinking.
I'm going to be wearing
Ralph Lauren,
258
00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:10,147
and you always
look so pretty in blue.
259
00:19:10,147 --> 00:19:13,049
- Mother...
- You want to
pick it out yourself,
260
00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:15,452
- but I was in Beverly Hills...
- Mother!
261
00:19:15,452 --> 00:19:19,423
You're getting re-married
on the day that Dad died.
262
00:19:19,423 --> 00:19:21,792
Yes.
263
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,994
Don't you think
that's kinda strange?
264
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:26,096
Not really.
265
00:19:26,096 --> 00:19:30,033
Your Dad did as he chose
that day. Now so am I.
266
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:33,570
You act like it's some
kind of retribution.
267
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:35,439
How can you blame him?
268
00:19:35,439 --> 00:19:39,309
It was a hostile act.
He did it at home.
269
00:19:39,309 --> 00:19:43,480
There was no note,
no explanation.
270
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,916
Why should I honor that day?
271
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:53,957
Because it's
a pretty significant day to me.
272
00:19:53,957 --> 00:19:58,528
Lucy, I took you to that doctor.
We talked about it ad infinitum.
273
00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:01,598
We read books.
What more could I do?
274
00:20:01,598 --> 00:20:05,302
Well, you could try
being a mother for once.
275
00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:11,708
I'm sorry,
I've got so much work to do.
276
00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:24,120
It's been his day for 25 years,
Lucy. I want it back.
277
00:20:32,162 --> 00:20:34,231
Who the hell?
278
00:20:38,535 --> 00:20:40,170
Nice office.
279
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:44,808
Mr. McDaniel. I'm sorry,
did we have an appointment?
280
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:48,011
I been hearing some shit
about your magazine
281
00:20:48,011 --> 00:20:51,681
- that just don't
sit right with me.
- Sorry to hear that.
282
00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:56,052
I got people at my offices
telling me your people been
asking questions.
283
00:20:56,052 --> 00:20:57,988
- About?
- About my boy, Aundre G.
284
00:20:57,988 --> 00:21:02,025
See, anybody who knows me,
knows I dropped hundreds
of thousands
285
00:21:02,025 --> 00:21:05,328
of my own money looking for
Aundre. He's like a brother.
286
00:21:05,328 --> 00:21:09,733
Well, of course there's
been some interest
in the Aundre G story here,
287
00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:12,035
you know, his disappearance,
the new CD.
288
00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:14,838
- I can assure you,
Mr. McDaniel...
- Tweety.
289
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:19,509
Now that we know he's
on some island, we won't
be doing any stories on him.
290
00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:21,511
Glad to hear that.
291
00:21:21,511 --> 00:21:24,581
Some of them questions
were kinda like... insulting.
292
00:21:24,581 --> 00:21:28,985
I mean, it seemed
like your magazine
was looking to diss Tweety.
293
00:21:28,985 --> 00:21:32,055
Well, we never set out
to diss anybody, Tweety.
294
00:21:32,055 --> 00:21:34,824
That's... that's not what...
295
00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:37,394
That's
not what we do.
296
00:21:37,394 --> 00:21:41,131
We just seek the truth.
That's all.
297
00:21:42,465 --> 00:21:46,369
People be so quick to judge me.
298
00:21:46,369 --> 00:21:49,105
They won't let their kids
spend the night at my house,
299
00:21:49,105 --> 00:21:52,075
because I'm supposed to be
some violent son of a bitch.
300
00:21:52,075 --> 00:21:56,413
But I can assure you,
my kids don't want for nothing.
301
00:21:57,447 --> 00:21:59,950
See, Brent...
That's your name, right?
302
00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:01,685
Yes, it is.
303
00:22:01,685 --> 00:22:06,790
Ain't nobody ever gave me
nothing, except for God.
304
00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:07,857
Yeah.
305
00:22:16,232 --> 00:22:20,270
And I ain't going to let
nobody take that from me.
306
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,241
Asthma's a killer, Brent.
307
00:22:27,444 --> 00:22:29,679
- You ought to
stay clear of smoke.
- Yeah.
308
00:22:37,187 --> 00:22:41,625
My God, these are horrific.
I love them!
309
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:44,594
This is going to
make a great cover story.
310
00:22:44,594 --> 00:22:49,165
- Yeah. He's a nice guy.
- Who?
311
00:22:49,165 --> 00:22:51,635
Aundre. Aundre G.
312
00:22:54,537 --> 00:22:57,974
- I don't like
how you're sounding.
- Sorry, Lucy.
313
00:22:57,974 --> 00:23:00,810
Don, you have to take
your meds, honey.
314
00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:03,680
I know you don't like them,
but remember the hospital?
315
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,450
I don't need the hospital.
I'm fine.
316
00:23:07,450 --> 00:23:10,954
Last time, you were
sleeping next to the freeway.
317
00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,989
That guy hurt you!
318
00:23:12,989 --> 00:23:16,359
Don, you have
to take care of yourself.
319
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,161
OK.
320
00:23:19,162 --> 00:23:21,197
I have another job for you.
321
00:23:25,035 --> 00:23:26,069
OK.
322
00:23:36,046 --> 00:23:40,116
♪ I must have
made you up inside ♪
323
00:23:43,286 --> 00:23:48,491
♪ Created another
perfect crime ♪
324
00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:55,265
♪ Moving forward in my mind ♪
325
00:23:58,234 --> 00:24:01,938
♪ Help the box inside the ♪
326
00:24:03,873 --> 00:24:11,481
♪ Now I believe you
aren't what you say you are ♪
327
00:24:11,481 --> 00:24:16,019
♪ Now I believe in you
aren't what you say you are ♪
328
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:19,923
♪ I didn't know you ♪
329
00:24:23,226 --> 00:24:26,863
♪ I didn't know you ♪
330
00:24:34,137 --> 00:24:38,141
♪ Now I believe in you
aren't what you say you are ♪
331
00:24:38,141 --> 00:24:42,112
♪ Now I believe ♪
332
00:25:00,396 --> 00:25:01,731
What is this?
333
00:25:04,801 --> 00:25:06,202
It's dope.
334
00:25:10,907 --> 00:25:12,375
You're yummy.
335
00:25:16,045 --> 00:25:19,749
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna puke.
336
00:25:19,749 --> 00:25:23,586
Don't worry, happens to everyone
the first time they smoke it.
337
00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:29,492
OK, listen up, everyone.
338
00:25:29,492 --> 00:25:32,562
We're going crash a cover
on Aundre G's murder.
339
00:25:32,562 --> 00:25:34,130
Check it out.
340
00:25:40,503 --> 00:25:42,672
-
- What is that?
341
00:25:42,672 --> 00:25:45,208
You can't put that
on the cover, Lucy.
342
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:48,378
We're going to
polybag it with
an "explicit" warning label,
343
00:25:48,378 --> 00:25:51,815
- and run the head shot inside.
- That is fantastic.
344
00:25:51,815 --> 00:25:54,584
Isn't it?
Keep Barrow out of the loop.
345
00:25:54,584 --> 00:25:58,288
He had a shit fit last time.
This time, we have photos.
346
00:25:58,288 --> 00:26:01,825
The LAPD will be notified
when we go to press.
Get to work.
347
00:26:05,728 --> 00:26:07,430
The wall is locked.
348
00:26:18,141 --> 00:26:22,212
- Hi.
- Where you been?
349
00:26:22,212 --> 00:26:23,880
What do you mean?
350
00:26:25,315 --> 00:26:27,116
I've been home for three hours.
351
00:26:27,116 --> 00:26:31,788
- I was out.
- Who with?
352
00:26:31,788 --> 00:26:34,591
Garbo. God,
what's with the interrogation?
353
00:26:34,591 --> 00:26:39,095
I thought we were going to have
dinner, celebrate my first day.
354
00:26:39,095 --> 00:26:42,365
Am I supposed
to wait around for you all day?
355
00:26:42,365 --> 00:26:44,801
No. I just thought we had plans.
356
00:26:44,801 --> 00:26:47,670
We were out of weed. Jesus.
357
00:26:50,373 --> 00:26:54,410
- Did you eat already?
- No.
358
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:02,952
- How was work?
- It was fine.
359
00:27:06,022 --> 00:27:08,391
My stomach's
bothering me a little.
360
00:27:17,767 --> 00:27:21,170
Hey, you want
a grilled-cheese sandwich?
361
00:27:23,006 --> 00:27:24,207
OK.
362
00:27:31,614 --> 00:27:33,783
I can't believe
you'd do this to me.
363
00:27:33,783 --> 00:27:37,086
I can't believe you're
banging Jack Dawson.
364
00:27:37,086 --> 00:27:42,792
Republican family man, super
action macho homo Jack Dawson.
365
00:27:42,792 --> 00:27:46,329
If I wanted you to know,
I'd have told you.
366
00:27:46,329 --> 00:27:49,866
Well, it's not like
I'm going to publish these.
367
00:27:49,866 --> 00:27:51,935
You know I wouldn't
do that, right?
368
00:27:51,935 --> 00:27:55,271
You had your own brother
followed by the stalkerrazzi.
369
00:27:55,271 --> 00:27:56,973
So don't act all indignant.
370
00:27:56,973 --> 00:28:00,510
Oh, my God.
This isn't serious, is it?
371
00:28:00,510 --> 00:28:04,781
Yes. I love him and he loves me.
Why is that so hard to believe?
372
00:28:04,781 --> 00:28:07,951
Two people can meet
and actually fall in love.
373
00:28:07,951 --> 00:28:12,155
Oh, Leo, he's a movie star.
I have covered
this kind of story...
374
00:28:12,155 --> 00:28:15,358
I'm not a story.
I'm your goddamn family.
375
00:28:15,358 --> 00:28:20,096
Can you be happy for anybody?
I meet a terrific person
376
00:28:20,096 --> 00:28:22,632
and you diminish it
like it's some piece of gossip.
377
00:28:22,632 --> 00:28:27,503
Mom finds someone
she can fall in love again
with and you shit on that.
378
00:28:27,503 --> 00:28:30,873
- Right, Leo...
- Just don't
with the big sister act.
379
00:28:30,873 --> 00:28:34,544
God, you know,
I'm embarrassed for us both.
380
00:28:39,682 --> 00:28:42,986
Kira? Baby?
381
00:28:45,922 --> 00:28:48,324
Is this it?
382
00:28:48,324 --> 00:28:50,994
Don't worry,
you're gonna be fine, OK?
383
00:28:50,994 --> 00:28:53,563
- I'm not gonna go anywhere!
- OK.
384
00:28:54,797 --> 00:28:56,966
Shit. Ow!
385
00:28:59,135 --> 00:29:02,839
Gotta get your head up.
OK? You don't want
your head on the floor.
386
00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:05,808
- OK, here you go.
- It hurts!
387
00:29:05,808 --> 00:29:09,579
- Oh, shh...
- Oh, it hurts!
388
00:29:14,217 --> 00:29:16,419
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
It's OK.
389
00:29:16,419 --> 00:29:18,621
Don't cry, baby. It's OK.
390
00:31:43,065 --> 00:31:45,301
No!
391
00:31:59,348 --> 00:32:02,084
So then you became
a bariatric surgeon.
392
00:32:02,084 --> 00:32:04,720
I found my niche.
Never looked back.
393
00:32:05,922 --> 00:32:07,957
I'm all about
helping people, so...
394
00:32:09,325 --> 00:32:11,794
You think you got something
to work with there?
395
00:32:11,794 --> 00:32:13,663
Oh, yeah, yeah, wow.
396
00:32:13,663 --> 00:32:17,266
This is gonna make my thesis
much more exciting.
397
00:32:17,266 --> 00:32:19,468
Thank you.
398
00:32:19,468 --> 00:32:21,637
Nice shoes.
399
00:32:21,637 --> 00:32:24,607
- Oh...
- Kate Spade?
400
00:32:24,607 --> 00:32:26,742
Uh, yeah.
401
00:32:26,742 --> 00:32:32,248
You know, I've got a video
of me performing surgery.
402
00:32:32,248 --> 00:32:34,483
It's in my room.
403
00:32:34,483 --> 00:32:39,088
Oh, um, well,
that might be helpful.
404
00:32:39,088 --> 00:32:43,159
I also have a few
questions about the types
of patients you treat.
405
00:32:43,159 --> 00:32:47,563
Well, come on up.
I'll be happy to tell you
anything you want to know.
406
00:32:47,563 --> 00:32:49,832
- Yeah?
- Yeah, OK.
407
00:32:49,832 --> 00:32:53,135
You're doing great, baby.
It's gonna be fine!
408
00:32:53,135 --> 00:32:56,772
Come on, come on. Oh, whoa!
409
00:32:56,772 --> 00:33:00,409
OK, just push! OK? Push!
410
00:33:00,409 --> 00:33:03,713
- Ooh!
-
411
00:33:05,214 --> 00:33:07,883
- I can see something!
-
412
00:33:09,051 --> 00:33:11,454
Here it comes! Here it comes!
413
00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,159
Oh, wow!
414
00:33:17,159 --> 00:33:20,863
Look, look, it's a boy!
415
00:33:25,735 --> 00:33:27,603
What, what?
416
00:33:27,603 --> 00:33:32,508
Oh! Here's another one.
417
00:33:34,377 --> 00:33:39,649
Yeah, some patients are very
private about this surgery.
418
00:33:39,649 --> 00:33:43,019
Sure I can't
get you anything?
419
00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:48,557
They like people
to think all it took was a
little exercise and willpower.
420
00:33:48,557 --> 00:33:52,028
But if they were capable
of self-control,
421
00:33:52,028 --> 00:33:54,997
I wouldn't be in business,
now would I?
422
00:33:55,965 --> 00:33:57,867
Here's to gluttony.
423
00:34:16,752 --> 00:34:19,221
So I imagine
you treat celebrities.
424
00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:20,523
Oh, they're the worst.
425
00:34:28,698 --> 00:34:31,233
Come and sit by me.
You can see better.
426
00:34:31,233 --> 00:34:32,902
I can see fine, thanks.
427
00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:37,740
I heard Venus Smith got her
stomach stapled, I mean...
428
00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:40,543
Come on!
429
00:34:44,613 --> 00:34:47,783
Look, I didn't come
up here to do anything.
430
00:34:47,783 --> 00:34:51,687
That's a load of shit,
now, isn't it?
431
00:34:51,687 --> 00:34:54,357
You don't think
you're the first reporter
432
00:34:54,357 --> 00:34:59,328
to try to pry privileged client
information from me, do you?
433
00:34:59,328 --> 00:35:02,898
- Sure you don't want a drink?
- I'm not screwing you.
434
00:35:08,371 --> 00:35:12,241
It's not your precious bloom
that I'm interested in.
435
00:35:15,678 --> 00:35:17,213
My feet?
436
00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:20,149
Oh, God, they're so...
437
00:35:20,149 --> 00:35:23,419
...small and dainty, alabaster.
438
00:35:25,121 --> 00:35:27,490
I'm guessing
a perfect size 8.
439
00:35:29,558 --> 00:35:32,495
You let me be who I have to be,
and I'll give you what you want.
440
00:35:32,495 --> 00:35:34,563
Off the record,
of course.
441
00:35:37,933 --> 00:35:39,568
No touching.
442
00:35:40,569 --> 00:35:42,938
Good.
443
00:35:46,575 --> 00:35:50,713
Now dangle it. Dangle it.
444
00:35:52,915 --> 00:35:55,951
No, no, don't, don't let it
drop, don't let it drop.
445
00:35:55,951 --> 00:35:59,355
Oh, yeah...
446
00:35:59,355 --> 00:36:02,491
Oh, yeah,
you make me so hard.
447
00:36:02,491 --> 00:36:04,693
Hold it up.
448
00:36:04,693 --> 00:36:07,029
Hold the goddamned foot up!
449
00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:10,533
Yeah, yeah.
450
00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:14,103
Oh, don't close your eyes.
Look at me, look at me,
look at me!
451
00:36:14,103 --> 00:36:17,139
Oh, yeah.
Please, please, please,
452
00:36:17,139 --> 00:36:20,843
please, please,
please, please, please, yeah.
453
00:36:20,843 --> 00:36:25,080
Oh! Uh!
454
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,517
I'm sorry.
455
00:36:28,517 --> 00:36:30,553
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
456
00:36:39,929 --> 00:36:41,931
Oh...
457
00:36:47,169 --> 00:36:49,438
It's time for me to go, Don.
458
00:36:52,575 --> 00:36:54,210
No.
459
00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:57,980
I'm going
to make you French toast.
460
00:36:57,980 --> 00:37:00,749
It's time for you
to go back on your meds.
461
00:37:04,687 --> 00:37:10,125
No, I don't want to go back on
my meds. They make me feel bad.
462
00:37:10,826 --> 00:37:12,795
You have to.
463
00:37:14,930 --> 00:37:17,833
I don't want to, I...
464
00:37:19,568 --> 00:37:21,237
I love you.
465
00:37:23,672 --> 00:37:25,474
I don't want to be alone again.
466
00:37:26,742 --> 00:37:30,479
You won't be. OK?
467
00:37:41,457 --> 00:37:43,626
Tristan?
468
00:37:43,626 --> 00:37:45,694
No. It's his son.
469
00:37:47,663 --> 00:37:49,031
You're all he has.
470
00:38:11,353 --> 00:38:13,355
Come here.
471
00:38:18,227 --> 00:38:20,563
Bitter.
472
00:38:20,563 --> 00:38:23,532
That's a good boy.
473
00:38:42,718 --> 00:38:45,020
What happened? Huh?
474
00:38:45,020 --> 00:38:47,289
What happened?
475
00:38:47,289 --> 00:38:50,793
Shh, shh, shh...
476
00:38:57,666 --> 00:39:01,837
- I told you not
to go with this.
- I don't work for you, Brent.
477
00:39:01,837 --> 00:39:04,406
And this time
I had photographic evidence.
478
00:39:04,406 --> 00:39:08,043
Really? Because the cops showed
up at the storage facility
479
00:39:08,043 --> 00:39:11,480
and apparently
there was no head to be found.
480
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,849
Oh, I guess
someone got tipped off.
481
00:39:13,849 --> 00:39:19,421
No confirmation
that Aundre G is dead or
that the head is actually his.
482
00:39:19,421 --> 00:39:21,657
The cops are
gonna be all over Don.
483
00:39:21,657 --> 00:39:24,760
This story is solid.
I ran the whole thing by legal.
484
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,663
Unless you brought muffins,
I think that we're done here.
485
00:39:27,663 --> 00:39:32,601
Well, beyond that,
these photos... are smut.
486
00:39:32,601 --> 00:39:35,938
Publishing them
is just venal sensationalism.
487
00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:39,575
From a man who's never
had a magazine he could
read with his pants on.
488
00:39:39,575 --> 00:39:42,711
- We don't know if they're real.
- Oh, they're real.
489
00:39:42,711 --> 00:39:45,514
The guy had Aundre G's head
in his wine cellar.
490
00:39:45,514 --> 00:39:48,617
If the cops can't prove it,
that's their problem.
491
00:39:52,888 --> 00:39:58,193
Well... I hope this sells,
because, you know,
492
00:39:58,193 --> 00:40:01,697
the polybagging is going
to blow your budget all to hell.
493
00:40:01,697 --> 00:40:05,200
Given that this is
the fourth week in a row
you've gone over budget,
494
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:10,072
according to the terms
of your contract,
you forfeited your bonus.
495
00:40:10,072 --> 00:40:14,543
That's bullshit.
Polybagging is a
production cost.
496
00:40:14,543 --> 00:40:16,578
It's not on
the editorial budget.
497
00:40:18,747 --> 00:40:19,748
It is now.
498
00:40:53,816 --> 00:40:55,084
Kira?
499
00:41:18,073 --> 00:41:20,509
Oh...
500
00:41:20,509 --> 00:41:21,677
Tristan.
501
00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,850
Shh.
502
00:41:30,452 --> 00:41:31,920
Yeah.
503
00:42:03,552 --> 00:42:06,588
This is a very special day
for the Spiller family.
504
00:42:08,357 --> 00:42:12,161
Twenty-five years ago,
my mother's first husband,
505
00:42:12,161 --> 00:42:16,198
my father, hanged himself
in our living room.
506
00:42:19,201 --> 00:42:21,003
Ever since then,
507
00:42:21,003 --> 00:42:24,973
I have questioned the whole idea
of love and commitment.
508
00:42:24,973 --> 00:42:29,111
It's nice to see that my mother
doesn't share the same doubt.
509
00:42:30,479 --> 00:42:33,148
And neither does my brother,
apparently.
510
00:42:34,082 --> 00:42:37,085
Good for them. And I mean that.
511
00:42:41,023 --> 00:42:43,892
To Mom and Paul,
512
00:42:43,892 --> 00:42:47,162
may the truth never infringe
upon your happiness.
513
00:42:55,270 --> 00:42:58,640
Well, instead of being
the day Dad killed himself,
514
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:02,044
it'll now be the day
you ruined Mom's wedding.
515
00:43:02,044 --> 00:43:03,912
Well done.
516
00:43:04,813 --> 00:43:07,216
At least I showed.