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My name's Don Konkey.
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I take pictures.
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My best friend, Lucy Spiller,
runs these two magazines.
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I want those photos
on my desk tonight.
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- She works really hard.
- Anything breaks,
I'm reachable.
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Guys, have fun.
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This is Holt McLaren. He's a
good actor, but he's not hot.
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Screw you.
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His girlfriend is Julia
Mallory. She's a big star.
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You just love me.
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She's hot.
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I'm Lucy Spiller, Now magazine.
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- I'm a big fan.
- Right.
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Lucy got Holt to give her dirt
on this superstar, Kira Klay.
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Kira OD'ed.
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What are you doing?!
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When Holt found out,
he crashed his car.
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And now he's hot.
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Wait, this is hard for me
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because I have a tenuous grasp
on what's real.
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- Donny, Donny, Donny.
- Hey, Donny!
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I'm OK.
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I'm a functional schizophrenic.
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Lucy helps me...
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...and I help her.
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Don?
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Don, listen to me.
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Don?
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Are you all right?
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Yes, Lucy.
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Are you sure? Do you want me
to call Dr. Shalba?
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No. I was just thinking.
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OK. I need a shot of Kira Klay
for the Dirt cover.
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She's dead.
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I know, Don.
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I need you inside the funeral.
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I'm gonna put you in a suit,
a nice suit.
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OK.
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You're gonna blend in
in a suit.
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We have a guy on the inside.
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He's got a shaved head
and a pinstripe suit.
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His name is Baby.
You hand him your invite,
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- tell him you're
Kira's cousin, Dan.
- I'm Kira's cousin, Dan.
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Thanks for coming.
Right this way.
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- What?
- What?
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Something wrong?
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Nah, nah, I'm good.
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How are you feeling?
You wanna get out of here?
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No, I don't.
I feel like we should stay.
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I just feel like...
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Hey, no, it's gonna be OK.
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I still don't remember anything
about the accident.
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That car came
out of nowhere, huh?
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It's a blur.
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I just miss her.
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I know. I know, me too.
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And I feel like everybody's
staring at me.
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Here, here.
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You save my life
and nurse me back to health.
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Come on.
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It was just... It was just...
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Man, I was gonna be a daddy,
and she was into it, man.
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She was totally feeling it.
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Yeah, she was awesome.
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When she first moved here,
we hooked up at a party.
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Whew... awesome.
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Julia looks wrecked, dude.
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Well, she almost died.
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Tragic times, bro.
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I gotta take a piss.
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Just get
the shot of Kira.
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I know you can do it.
I know you can.
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♪ Dig in, dig deep
Deserve what you reap ♪
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♪ Don't you know the truth
will set you free ♪
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We're in a war here.
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It may be a war of the absurd,
but it's a war just the same.
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First there was
Blair Marshall,
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princess of pop
without a hit in over a year.
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Then there was Logan Hix,
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struggling after the breakup
of his boy band,
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Straight Up Lovin'.
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But when Blair met Logan, there
was a media frenzy, Blogan.
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- And now...
- Hey, sugar tits!
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- Is that bloat or a blump?
-
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Blump.
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No couple has ever been
so controlling
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about their pregnancy
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and baby pictures.
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Clear a path, greaseball.
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Why don't you hold her hand
and give us a picture?
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It started with
their pregnancy announcement
and a pap confrontation.
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Make my day,
or maybe they didn't teach you
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how to throw a punch
in boy band school.
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Get out of my face, bitch!
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I hope that girly punch
was worth it!
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You just bought me
a first-class trip to Bali!
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It's the perfect storm
for a cover story.
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This baby picture is what
Wal-Mart mommy wants.
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And it's gonna be
the cover of Now.
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I want some kick-ass
cover lines by lunch.
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I don't have time for pitches.
I'm on my way to Dirt. See ya.
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OK, let's see what you have.
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I think we're close
with the Kira Klay cover.
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Now, the other magazines
will run
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a cover pretty much
like this one.
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But none of them
will run one like this.
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I have someone
on the funeral photos.
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What,
is this too hard-core
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for you Columbia
J-school grads?
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This isn't Tiger Beat. All
right, what's out there today?
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- Um, celebrity fat farms?
- Do you have art?
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More than you would ever want.
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I'll put it down for five,
two spreads and a single.
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Keep the text tight. The photos
should sell the story.
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Tell Makeup to watch
the adjacencies.
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I don't want Duncan Hines
or Betty Crocker ads
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opposite the fatties.
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I'm so sorry. Gibson Horne, his
car just pulled up. Your office.
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Terry, take over.
I want some great cover tries
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and the book on my desk
in five minutes. Charge it.
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The lady sneezed
the entire week?
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Why don't you have
a seat, Brent.
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- Hello, Gibson.
- Hey.
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Mm, how are
you doing, sweet pea?
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I'm good.
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Are you sleeping?
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Not so much.
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Aw. You are a beauty.
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You didn't show up
to compliment me.
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I wish I could say you were
wrong. Please, have a seat.
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Lucy, are you familiar
with Tina Harrad?
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Who disgraced her magazine
by Photoshopping the cover?
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No, the one who got
her newsstand up
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over 150 percent
in less than a year.
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She's got some very interesting
ideas about our operation.
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Are you talking about bringing
her in under me?
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Um, instead of you.
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Brent's bringing me
up to speed on numbers.
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- Spending's out of control.
- If you're talking
about overhead...
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Oh, I'm talking about overhead,
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efficiencies, sell-through...
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...being snubbed
at the last five ASME Awards.
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Screw the ASMEs.
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They're a circle jerk
for editors
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to feel good about
writing 5,000-word stories
on Abu Ghraib.
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The Dirt efficiencies
are strong.
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And Now is turning around.
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Well, you're gonna make
them for less money.
Knock off 20 percent.
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Come on, Gib...
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Lucy, do not mistake
fondness for weakness.
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I will tolerate a lot of things.
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But I will not tolerate
someone losing my money.
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We'll find a way.
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No, you'll find a way,
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or so help me, I will bury you.
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Now, y'all have a nice day.
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Damn.
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I'm telling you, buddy...
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...she opened her eyes.
She looked at me.
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She was beautiful.
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No. No. No.
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Oh, Lucy's not gonna
like that, buddy.
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She's not gonna
like that at all.
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- OK, everybody, listen up!
- Swag pile!
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Between the watches and the
phones and the wrinkle creams
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and the free spa vacations,
there's about $20,000 worth
of swag here.
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Now needs help.
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Anybody who can come up
with a great exclusive on Blogan
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gets to pick
something from the pile.
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- Nice!
- Very cool.
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Don!
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Lucy?
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Don! I've left you
five messages. Open the door.
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- Are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm OK.
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I need to see
the Kira Klay shots.
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- OK.
- What?
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- It's not ready.
- The shots?
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- My house.
- I don't care about your house.
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I will be sending over
my housekeeper.
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Uh, no! Everything's where
it's supposed to be.
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- OK.
- I'm so sorry, Lucy.
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It's OK. It's just...
It's filthy.
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I didn't get the shot.
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What? Jesus, Don, this is not
the goddamn day. What happened?
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I was using the lapel camera,
and when I got to her,
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I switched to the ChapStick cam
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because I wanted it
to be perfect.
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And it was. It was perfect.
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There was a shaft of light
from outside,
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and she was beautiful,
she was perfect.
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And then,
I guess there was a light leak.
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I never had a light leak
in a ChapStick camera!
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I want that cover inset.
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Do you know if she's
being cremated or buried?
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No, Lucy, please!
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- I'm gonna make some calls.
- She's not gonna like that.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Don, I really need your help.
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We've got one more shot
at this if we're lucky.
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Lucy's under a lot of pressure.
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OK, Don, sweetheart,
would you look at me? OK?
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This is just like when we were
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in school on the paper,
remember?
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OK? We were the only ones
who could write and shoot.
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It's just like that.
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It's just the two of us,
and we can't fail.
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I won't fail, Lucy. I won't.
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OK.
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- Mind if I cut in?
-
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Uh-uh-uh-uh.
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Call security, and you don't
make it home tonight.
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I pull out a Sharpie,
sign a sneaker,
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and they'll load you
in the trunk for me.
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It's good to see you.
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You look good.
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I thought we had
something special.
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We did. We do.
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- So special you set me up?
- I wouldn't...
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His name's Don.
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He lives in East Hollywood.
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I have his card.
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- Hey, Lucy, I got something.
- What?
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Blair Marshall just made
a seven-figure deal
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to pose for Playboy
two months after her due date.
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Denise Richards was six.
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Two months? That's impossible.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Elliott Green gets to pick
something from the swag pile.
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Swag pile.
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- Way to go, man.
- Good job.
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Suck up!
Of course it was Elliott.
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Hey. Hey, what's my sweet
little nephew doing tomorrow?
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Brent, get out of my chair.
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Oh, I did it.
And you know something,
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you should be kissing my ass
just a little bit more
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considering I probably just
saved your job.
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So after you threaten it,
now you're gonna save it?
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Oh, give me a break. I think we
both know you want to stay here.
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Let me see
your little masterpiece.
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Editorial's gonna take
the biggest hit.
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Well, it's already a wasteland.
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Look at
these bullshit numbers.
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What, you're just
gonna eliminate
the fact-checking department?
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How much crack are you smoking?
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Know what I love about you?
Besides, you know, nothing?
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- It's that can-do attitude.
- You know what you can do?
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You can get out of my office.
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I count a 23 percent reduction
in overhead right there.
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Twenty percent
of which is in editorial.
250
00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:36,574
This is like a cheap
power grab.
251
00:15:36,574 --> 00:15:40,011
I have two magazines to put out.
252
00:15:40,011 --> 00:15:41,946
I love your proposal,
by the way.
253
00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:44,482
It's so colorful.
Gib is gonna love it.
254
00:15:46,184 --> 00:15:50,088
- Excuse me, Lucy.
- Thank you.
255
00:15:50,088 --> 00:15:54,459
Oh, she's like 23.
She's way too old for you.
256
00:15:54,459 --> 00:15:56,127
No, 23 is good.
257
00:16:37,468 --> 00:16:39,871
I have told you guys
a million times,
258
00:16:39,871 --> 00:16:43,107
leave the packages at the door,
don't ring.
259
00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:44,742
It's Holt McLaren.
260
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,114
What are you doing here?
261
00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:53,418
Well, you told me if I ever
needed anything...
262
00:16:53,418 --> 00:16:54,819
Well, you gave me your address.
263
00:16:54,819 --> 00:16:56,654
You could've called.
264
00:16:56,654 --> 00:16:58,189
Well, I didn't.
265
00:16:58,189 --> 00:17:00,625
Can I talk to you?
It'll just take a minute.
266
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,060
Mm-hm.
267
00:17:04,596 --> 00:17:06,431
You look different.
268
00:17:06,431 --> 00:17:09,467
I was almost asleep.
269
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:10,602
What's up?
270
00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:14,105
I need a favor.
271
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,977
A favor. What kind of favor?
272
00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:21,980
For Julia.
273
00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:32,624
I wanna... I wanna do
something nice for her.
274
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,096
She's wrecked.
275
00:17:38,096 --> 00:17:41,833
She's on these painkillers.
She can't sleep.
276
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,601
She doesn't remember
what happened
277
00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:45,770
with Kira
and with the accident.
278
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:50,174
- I'm sure you filled her in.
- Yeah, of course I did.
279
00:17:52,577 --> 00:17:55,213
She lost her best friend.
280
00:17:55,213 --> 00:17:58,116
So you want to do something nice
and make it all better.
281
00:17:58,116 --> 00:18:01,953
Come on, Lucy, don't give me
your patronizing bullshit.
282
00:18:01,953 --> 00:18:05,056
Look, please,
I'm asking you for a favor.
283
00:18:05,056 --> 00:18:08,059
Like a little piece
in your magazine
284
00:18:08,059 --> 00:18:09,560
to make her feel better,
285
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,562
just a little better
for a minute.
286
00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:14,098
Julia is a part
of a whole feeding frenzy.
287
00:18:14,098 --> 00:18:17,602
People only want to hear
"poor Julia" stories.
288
00:18:17,602 --> 00:18:19,370
So... so that's it?
289
00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:23,441
It is if you don't stop the
"I'm from West Virginia" thing.
290
00:18:23,441 --> 00:18:26,444
I've invested too much time
and energy in you.
291
00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:28,913
You had this heroic moment.
292
00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:30,715
The whole world
sees you differently.
293
00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:33,384
You are a star now.
You have power.
294
00:18:34,485 --> 00:18:36,054
All right.
295
00:18:36,988 --> 00:18:39,424
Then demand things.
296
00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:42,427
If you don't start using
your power, you will lose it.
297
00:18:44,162 --> 00:18:46,664
All right. So...
so give Julia a story.
298
00:18:47,532 --> 00:18:49,200
Do it.
299
00:18:50,101 --> 00:18:51,936
Does Julia know Blair Marshall?
300
00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:53,071
Yeah.
301
00:18:54,539 --> 00:18:56,074
They were
in Hell House together.
302
00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:03,147
I need an extra 500
for the wait.
303
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:04,549
Mm-hm.
304
00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:06,050
OK.
305
00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:08,119
Just get the face.
I don't want anyone
306
00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:09,954
to be able to see
the crematorium.
307
00:19:21,265 --> 00:19:25,403
I... I'm really sorry, but I
have to take your picture now.
308
00:19:26,471 --> 00:19:28,573
Lucy needs it. Uh...
309
00:19:28,573 --> 00:19:31,309
She has to compete
in a very tough market.
310
00:19:31,309 --> 00:19:34,078
She's a good person.
She just has to compete.
311
00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:38,149
I gotta help her because I'm
the only one she has. And...
312
00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:40,284
I can't fail.
313
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,724
I thought you were great
in From Here to America
314
00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:51,028
and Hell House and Made You Look
and Unearthly September.
315
00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:54,031
That one got five stars,
316
00:19:54,031 --> 00:19:57,034
and your performance
was "joyously transcendent,"
317
00:19:57,034 --> 00:20:00,304
according to Elvis Mitchell
of The New York Times.
318
00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:05,610
All right.
We gotta move this one.
319
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:07,445
OK.
320
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,815
It's been nice talking to you.
321
00:20:13,151 --> 00:20:14,352
Bye.
322
00:20:42,547 --> 00:20:44,682
Excuse me. Hi.
323
00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:47,418
I couldn't help but overhear
324
00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:48,920
you're in the childcare field?
325
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,588
That's right.
326
00:20:50,588 --> 00:20:53,658
We just lost
our wonderful person this week,
327
00:20:53,658 --> 00:20:56,828
and I am just desperate.
328
00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:58,496
You don't have an agency?
329
00:20:58,496 --> 00:21:01,732
Oh, no. No, of course we do.
It's just, you know,
330
00:21:01,732 --> 00:21:04,001
we have to go
through 100 interviews
331
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,337
before we can find
someone who's...
332
00:21:06,337 --> 00:21:09,106
- You know,
who's discreet enough.
- Oh?
333
00:21:09,106 --> 00:21:12,009
Well, my husband is
very prominent
334
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,845
in the entertainment industry.
335
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,748
Really? And who's that?
336
00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:24,455
I'm... I'm so sorry.
I can't tell you. Um...
337
00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:27,458
You know how it is
with security and everything.
338
00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:30,428
It's crazy.
339
00:21:31,929 --> 00:21:36,067
It can be so...
so isolating sometimes.
340
00:21:37,468 --> 00:21:40,137
I wish we could live
a normal life.
341
00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:43,241
Well, of course you do, dear.
342
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:47,178
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I don't even know you.
343
00:21:47,178 --> 00:21:49,280
Have a wipe, darling.
344
00:21:51,249 --> 00:21:54,418
Now, you were saying...
345
00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:57,288
Well, I just thought
you might know who,
346
00:21:57,288 --> 00:22:02,293
you know, the most discreet
celebrity baby nurses might be.
347
00:22:02,293 --> 00:22:04,228
There's just a handful, dear.
348
00:22:04,228 --> 00:22:05,596
I know.
349
00:22:07,298 --> 00:22:10,501
I was just talking
to that wonderful nurse
350
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:11,936
who Blair and
Logan were using,
351
00:22:11,936 --> 00:22:14,672
and she was telling me
that she had a friend
352
00:22:14,672 --> 00:22:16,440
who might be available,
353
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:21,679
but I can't reach them, because
they've gone into hiding.
354
00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:27,184
Blair and Logan's baby nurse...
You mean Gabriela.
355
00:22:27,184 --> 00:22:31,622
Yes! Yes, yes, that's right!
That's right, Gabriela.
356
00:22:31,622 --> 00:22:33,491
Mm-hm.
357
00:22:41,465 --> 00:22:43,467
Um, Lucy?
358
00:22:43,467 --> 00:22:46,704
Hey, I got something
on the baby nurse.
359
00:22:46,704 --> 00:22:48,606
Yeah?
360
00:22:48,606 --> 00:22:51,509
Name, number, rates,
a little history, hometown,
361
00:22:51,509 --> 00:22:53,311
immigration status.
362
00:22:53,311 --> 00:22:56,080
Nice. You can pick something
from the swag pile.
363
00:22:57,815 --> 00:23:00,384
Oh, no, thanks.
364
00:23:00,384 --> 00:23:02,353
"No, thanks"?
365
00:23:02,353 --> 00:23:07,358
Well, it sounds kind of stupid,
but I do it for the story.
366
00:23:09,727 --> 00:23:11,462
Come here. Check this out.
367
00:23:13,297 --> 00:23:14,498
What is it?
368
00:23:14,498 --> 00:23:16,200
It's a still
from the Altman film
369
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,736
where Blair played
a pregnant runaway.
370
00:23:18,736 --> 00:23:21,038
- Wow, she really
looks pregnant.
- Mm-hm.
371
00:23:21,038 --> 00:23:23,808
She really does. So...
372
00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:28,212
So she's not having a baby?
373
00:23:28,212 --> 00:23:31,415
But she made a deal with People
to take her first baby pictures.
374
00:23:32,850 --> 00:23:34,385
Black market?
375
00:23:34,385 --> 00:23:37,254
No. If she's too vain
to carry a baby,
376
00:23:37,254 --> 00:23:40,157
she's way too vain
not to have a little Blogan.
377
00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:41,692
Surrogate.
378
00:23:41,692 --> 00:23:43,561
Find out where this
pregnancy pad is,
379
00:23:43,561 --> 00:23:47,198
and check into all
of our fertility-clinic sources.
380
00:23:47,198 --> 00:23:49,800
Willa, listen to me,
if this gets out
381
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,802
in any way,
they get on to us,
382
00:23:51,802 --> 00:23:54,338
the whole story's over.
383
00:23:54,338 --> 00:23:58,075
Whether she's carrying a baby or
not, this girl's my next cover.
384
00:23:58,075 --> 00:23:59,977
Do you understand?
385
00:23:59,977 --> 00:24:02,380
- Yeah, yeah.
- OK.
386
00:24:41,519 --> 00:24:43,587
How's that sidebar coming?
387
00:24:43,587 --> 00:24:45,990
- Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
- No, it's OK.
388
00:24:45,990 --> 00:24:49,460
OK. So there was
a break-in last fall
389
00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:51,095
at the Universal wardrobe house.
390
00:24:51,095 --> 00:24:54,699
They claimed a couple pieces of
costume jewelry and a clown suit
391
00:24:54,699 --> 00:24:57,702
and three
of the pregnancy prosthetics
392
00:24:57,702 --> 00:25:00,404
built for Blair Marshall
for the Altman film.
393
00:25:00,404 --> 00:25:02,540
Let me guess,
one for each trimester?
394
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:04,875
- You got it.
- Oh, this is great.
395
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:06,944
OK, just keep following
the story.
396
00:25:06,944 --> 00:25:08,679
Don't leak a word,
not even in-house.
397
00:25:08,679 --> 00:25:12,349
Create a secret edit queue
and file your stuff there.
398
00:25:12,349 --> 00:25:17,388
I want only dummy text
and gray space up on that wall.
399
00:25:17,388 --> 00:25:20,324
- You know what
really pisses me off?
- What?
400
00:25:20,324 --> 00:25:23,327
I was the first person to report
this pregnancy.
401
00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:27,531
And she played me. Oh, God,
I really don't appreciate that.
402
00:25:27,531 --> 00:25:28,966
- Stick around.
- OK.
403
00:25:32,002 --> 00:25:34,004
I'll want you to write copy
404
00:25:34,004 --> 00:25:36,240
on a fashion piece
we're doing on Julia Mallory.
405
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,243
It's a many-looks retrospective
kind of thing.
406
00:25:39,243 --> 00:25:42,480
She's gonna be sitting with you
and one of our photo editors.
407
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,915
I thought we were sticking
to the tragedy angle.
408
00:25:44,915 --> 00:25:46,817
We're gonna go counter to that.
409
00:25:46,817 --> 00:25:49,653
- See how that plays.
- OK.
410
00:25:50,621 --> 00:25:53,958
Holt! Hey, dude!
411
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:55,292
Hey.
412
00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:58,028
Look at you, man.
Lean and mean.
413
00:25:58,028 --> 00:26:00,531
- What, are you here
for a meeting?
- Yeah.
414
00:26:00,531 --> 00:26:02,566
- Which one?
- Angry Inch.
415
00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:06,470
- Right. Passed on it.
- Of course you did.
416
00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:08,372
Your teeth look really white.
417
00:26:08,372 --> 00:26:10,374
Did you get veneers
or something?
418
00:26:10,374 --> 00:26:13,310
No. I gotta go.
419
00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:15,880
I heard you got the Fincher
movie. How's it going?
420
00:26:16,814 --> 00:26:18,315
It's OK, thanks.
421
00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:20,718
Yeah, I was up for that shit.
422
00:26:20,718 --> 00:26:23,354
Thought it fell apart
in the second act.
423
00:26:23,354 --> 00:26:25,089
But when I sat down
with Fincher,
424
00:26:25,089 --> 00:26:28,125
I was like, "Holt McLaren
could be really awesome
425
00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:31,896
for this part," so who knows?
Maybe I got you the part.
426
00:26:31,896 --> 00:26:36,500
Listen, Johnny.
You didn't get me the damn part.
427
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,802
I got the part.
428
00:26:37,802 --> 00:26:40,004
I got the part
because people want me.
429
00:26:40,004 --> 00:26:42,006
You know, your shit's over.
430
00:26:42,006 --> 00:26:44,608
You're the punchline
to half a dozen jokes.
431
00:26:44,608 --> 00:26:46,210
The only reason
no one has told you
432
00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:48,646
what a blight
you are to humanity
433
00:26:48,646 --> 00:26:51,482
is because
you make $5 million a movie.
434
00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:53,184
Dude!
435
00:26:53,184 --> 00:26:55,686
What is your damage?
436
00:26:57,388 --> 00:27:01,091
Oh, yeah, and I made 7 mil
for Subliminal Velocity.
437
00:27:01,091 --> 00:27:02,793
Enjoy it while it lasts, dude.
438
00:27:02,793 --> 00:27:04,795
Say hi to Julia for me, will ya?
439
00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:11,702
It's a pleasure
to meet you, Gabriela.
440
00:27:11,702 --> 00:27:13,871
I wanted to come here
in person to tell you
441
00:27:13,871 --> 00:27:15,539
I don't want
anything from you.
442
00:27:15,539 --> 00:27:17,208
I don't want to be famous,
443
00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:19,743
and I am not interested
in your magazine.
444
00:27:19,743 --> 00:27:22,880
And I don't betray my clients.
445
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,216
OK, well,
thanks anyway for coming in.
446
00:27:25,216 --> 00:27:26,851
Is that it?
447
00:27:26,851 --> 00:27:30,855
Um, yeah.
Willa, you want to walk her out?
448
00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,491
Oh, do you want
your parking validated?
449
00:27:34,491 --> 00:27:36,927
No, I didn't park in the...
450
00:27:36,927 --> 00:27:40,397
If you'll remain loyal
when you're getting paid
half the going rate,
451
00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:42,733
then there's nothing I can say.
452
00:27:42,733 --> 00:27:45,002
What do you mean,
"half the going rate"?
453
00:27:45,002 --> 00:27:48,839
The TomKitten baby nurse?
$95 an hour.
454
00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:52,109
That's a 12-hour minimum,
24 when they travel,
455
00:27:52,109 --> 00:27:54,445
and plus
the confidentiality clause,
456
00:27:54,445 --> 00:27:56,914
that's, uh... I don't know.
You do the math.
457
00:27:56,914 --> 00:28:00,517
- But they... they...
- Kyle and Deb, 80.
458
00:28:00,517 --> 00:28:05,022
And they're nowhere near the
stars that Blair and Logan are.
459
00:28:05,022 --> 00:28:07,524
They told me this
was the top rate.
460
00:28:07,524 --> 00:28:10,261
And yet you remain loyal.
I think that's fantastic.
461
00:28:10,261 --> 00:28:12,529
And what if I didn't?
462
00:28:12,529 --> 00:28:17,201
Well, um... I know that you
don't want to be a star.
463
00:28:17,201 --> 00:28:19,937
But I also know that you're
from Flora de Mayo
464
00:28:19,937 --> 00:28:22,973
and that your mother and sister
are there with other family.
465
00:28:22,973 --> 00:28:24,108
How do you know...?
466
00:28:24,108 --> 00:28:25,509
I'm a journalist.
467
00:28:25,509 --> 00:28:27,211
And I know
that you worry about them
468
00:28:27,211 --> 00:28:29,146
and their standard of living.
469
00:28:29,146 --> 00:28:31,282
And if I help you?
470
00:28:31,282 --> 00:28:35,886
Well, there's a farm with some
acreage and a very nice house
471
00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:39,556
next to your mother that's for
sale for about $200,000, U.S.
472
00:28:39,556 --> 00:28:41,492
I think that if you help us,
473
00:28:41,492 --> 00:28:43,193
that could be
a very realistic goal.
474
00:28:45,062 --> 00:28:47,665
The insiders are reporting
that she's going
475
00:28:47,665 --> 00:28:50,301
to induce at the superstar suite
at Cedars.
476
00:28:50,301 --> 00:28:51,769
They're all camped out there.
477
00:28:51,769 --> 00:28:53,904
I don't think they're
gonna go to Cedars.
478
00:28:53,904 --> 00:28:57,041
No, I think there'll be too
many unanswered questions there
479
00:28:57,041 --> 00:29:00,110
due to the nature
of the pregnancy.
480
00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:02,780
Don't you think?
481
00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:06,984
I think you are right. But
they don't tell me the location.
482
00:29:06,984 --> 00:29:08,852
When the baby comes,
they will call,
483
00:29:08,852 --> 00:29:11,355
and then they
will send a car.
484
00:29:11,355 --> 00:29:13,757
OK, well, why don't you let
us worry about that.
485
00:29:13,757 --> 00:29:17,962
All you need to do
is take that baby to the window
486
00:29:17,962 --> 00:29:20,197
for a shot of California sun.
487
00:29:20,197 --> 00:29:22,366
You know how
the babies get jaundice.
488
00:29:25,402 --> 00:29:29,940
It's the house
plus $100,000, U.S.
489
00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:33,777
I want half the money up front,
non-refundable,
490
00:29:33,777 --> 00:29:35,913
and the other half
if you get your picture.
491
00:29:38,282 --> 00:29:41,318
Congratulations on your new home.
492
00:29:41,318 --> 00:29:42,820
Here, I'll walk you out.
493
00:29:55,566 --> 00:29:57,735
Hey.
494
00:29:57,735 --> 00:29:59,837
Hey, I can't see the screen.
495
00:29:59,837 --> 00:30:01,138
Sorry.
496
00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:06,610
Babe?
497
00:30:06,610 --> 00:30:07,678
Yeah.
498
00:30:07,678 --> 00:30:09,880
I was thinking we should...
499
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,816
We should send something
to Blair and Logan.
500
00:30:13,917 --> 00:30:16,086
You know, some kind
of baby gift.
501
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,722
I know, totally.
502
00:30:18,722 --> 00:30:23,994
Where are they having the baby?
I should get the address.
503
00:30:23,994 --> 00:30:26,296
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
504
00:30:26,296 --> 00:30:28,499
Yes! Level five!
505
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,871
- What?
- The address.
506
00:30:33,871 --> 00:30:36,173
Oh, you have to call her mom
507
00:30:36,173 --> 00:30:39,276
because they're hiding out there
until it's time.
508
00:30:40,644 --> 00:30:43,647
It's in my book.
It's under "BM Mom."
509
00:30:43,647 --> 00:30:44,948
Cool.
510
00:30:45,949 --> 00:30:47,618
Hey.
511
00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:53,190
- I love you.
- I love you.
512
00:30:57,094 --> 00:30:58,962
I love you.
513
00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:31,128
- Was that...?
- It was great.
514
00:31:31,128 --> 00:31:33,831
- But you didn't...
- No.
515
00:31:34,331 --> 00:31:35,466
Nothing?
516
00:31:35,466 --> 00:31:38,102
No, no, no, I didn't
say "nothing." No.
517
00:31:38,102 --> 00:31:40,237
No. I just didn't come.
518
00:31:42,272 --> 00:31:43,974
Sorry.
519
00:31:43,974 --> 00:31:46,643
No, it was nice.
520
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:49,413
Maybe you could give me
some direction.
521
00:31:49,413 --> 00:31:52,783
I could draw you a map.
It's not gonna happen.
522
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,123
Wow.
523
00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:01,725
Listen, it's not you, OK?
524
00:32:01,725 --> 00:32:03,660
I just...
I have better luck alone.
525
00:32:04,928 --> 00:32:08,866
Oh, so... a vibrator?
526
00:32:08,866 --> 00:32:12,236
Mm-hm.
527
00:32:12,236 --> 00:32:16,340
You know, they say you
can get, like, desensitized.
528
00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:21,245
Yeah. Well, maybe I was never
sensitized to begin with.
529
00:32:21,245 --> 00:32:22,779
What about, um...?
530
00:32:24,381 --> 00:32:27,584
Did you...?
Did you come the last time?
531
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,923
So, what am I doing here?
532
00:32:32,923 --> 00:32:35,025
I had a really nice time.
533
00:32:35,025 --> 00:32:37,194
There's that word again, "nice."
534
00:32:37,194 --> 00:32:38,829
And "had."
535
00:32:38,829 --> 00:32:42,799
So does that mean it's over?
536
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:45,068
I do have a lot of work to do.
537
00:32:46,103 --> 00:32:50,040
So essentially,
I'm a booty call.
538
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,710
Well... yeah.
539
00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:57,447
You know, I don't know why I'm
having such a problem with that.
540
00:32:59,683 --> 00:33:01,718
Know how many times
I've wanted a chick
541
00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:03,654
to turn into a sandwich
when I was done?
542
00:33:03,654 --> 00:33:08,058
I'm a rock musician. Booty
calls are my stock-in-trade.
543
00:33:08,058 --> 00:33:10,394
Well, then, if anybody
understands, then...
544
00:33:10,394 --> 00:33:14,665
Right, right. I'll just grab
my stuff.
545
00:33:14,665 --> 00:33:16,667
Yeah, right.
546
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:18,502
I make pancakes from scratch.
547
00:33:18,502 --> 00:33:20,170
Mm, carbs.
548
00:33:20,170 --> 00:33:22,239
Or I could get out my guitar
549
00:33:22,239 --> 00:33:25,342
and play some Bon Jovi-sounding
bullshit ballad,
550
00:33:25,342 --> 00:33:27,077
tell you I wrote it for you.
551
00:33:27,077 --> 00:33:30,247
I've got, like, two more hours
of work to do tonight.
552
00:33:30,247 --> 00:33:33,850
Wow... you're like a guy.
553
00:33:34,685 --> 00:33:35,752
You really are.
554
00:33:39,323 --> 00:33:40,490
See you later.
555
00:33:52,002 --> 00:33:55,872
- Oh, this is surreal.
- What?
556
00:33:57,374 --> 00:33:59,309
I don't know,
it just seems like we do a lot
557
00:33:59,309 --> 00:34:01,044
to avoid these magazines.
558
00:34:01,044 --> 00:34:03,313
Yeah, but this'll be good
for you. All right?
559
00:34:03,313 --> 00:34:06,717
It's gonna get you back
in the public eye.
560
00:34:06,717 --> 00:34:08,352
You're right.
561
00:34:08,352 --> 00:34:11,555
It's still surreal, though.
562
00:34:11,555 --> 00:34:13,657
Hi. Hi, thank you guys so much
563
00:34:13,657 --> 00:34:15,792
for coming down.
I'm Willa McPherson.
564
00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:17,794
- Julia Mallory.
- Holt McLaren.
565
00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:21,365
I know who you are. You're
my favorite Hollywood couple.
566
00:34:21,365 --> 00:34:23,934
Sorry. Follow me.
567
00:34:23,934 --> 00:34:25,335
Our idea is to do
568
00:34:25,335 --> 00:34:28,538
a sort of "many looks
of Julia Mallory" piece.
569
00:34:28,538 --> 00:34:31,174
We're gonna pull
really great red carpet shots
570
00:34:31,174 --> 00:34:34,411
and some candids, and,
you know, different haircuts.
571
00:34:34,411 --> 00:34:37,681
Readers love that kind of thing.
The art department is this way.
572
00:34:37,681 --> 00:34:39,249
Hello.
573
00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:41,485
This is our editor-in-chief,
Lucy Spiller.
574
00:34:41,485 --> 00:34:42,753
- Hi.
- How are you?
575
00:34:42,753 --> 00:34:45,355
Thank you so much
for doing this.
576
00:34:45,355 --> 00:34:48,492
Thank you for your willingness
to be a part of the story.
577
00:34:48,492 --> 00:34:51,595
And you, the hero.
578
00:34:51,595 --> 00:34:53,630
I know. I wouldn't be here
to do this story
579
00:34:53,630 --> 00:34:55,932
if it weren't for him.
580
00:34:55,932 --> 00:34:59,036
No, you wouldn't.
581
00:34:59,036 --> 00:35:01,972
Well, we should... we should
probably do this. Right?
582
00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:03,940
- Mm.
- She's gotta get some rest.
583
00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:06,310
OK. Bye.
584
00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:08,345
I'll introduce you
to the photo editor.
585
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,363
Hey, hey, hey!
Prince Tyreese!
586
00:35:26,363 --> 00:35:27,464
Yeah, that's right.
587
00:35:28,532 --> 00:35:30,834
I'm a big, big fan.
588
00:35:30,834 --> 00:35:33,403
Bullshit! You set me up
with that skank!
589
00:35:33,403 --> 00:35:37,074
Those... those pictures,
those were great.
590
00:35:37,074 --> 00:35:39,676
You were in the hot tub
and the chaise lounge
591
00:35:39,676 --> 00:35:43,747
and the whipped cream and
the strap-on right in your...
592
00:35:43,747 --> 00:35:45,916
You wanna talk
about that anymore, huh?
593
00:35:45,916 --> 00:35:47,684
Why don't you
say that shit again?
594
00:35:47,684 --> 00:35:48,752
No.
595
00:35:48,752 --> 00:35:49,886
Who you working with?
596
00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:52,689
I'm a small businessman.
597
00:35:52,689 --> 00:35:55,959
- Who hired you
for those pictures?
- Nobody, just me.
598
00:35:55,959 --> 00:35:57,527
You lying nutbag.
599
00:35:59,563 --> 00:36:02,366
You hold the third highest
all-time rebound record,
600
00:36:02,366 --> 00:36:05,502
but your free-throw percentage
is hurting the team.
601
00:36:05,502 --> 00:36:09,339
In the first three games,
you averaged 22 points,
602
00:36:09,339 --> 00:36:12,642
then it went up to 26 points by
game four, then you fouled out.
603
00:36:14,511 --> 00:36:16,446
You son of a bitch!
604
00:36:17,214 --> 00:36:18,715
You're bent.
605
00:36:18,715 --> 00:36:22,886
Technically, I'm schizophrenic.
But I am high-functioning.
606
00:36:27,257 --> 00:36:29,659
So beautiful...
607
00:36:29,659 --> 00:36:31,862
- What?
- So beautiful.
608
00:36:33,697 --> 00:36:38,068
He was my buddy, yeah.
But he's gone... gone.
609
00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:48,645
Crazy little cockroach.
610
00:36:48,645 --> 00:36:50,113
This shit ain't over.
611
00:36:51,581 --> 00:36:52,949
OK.
612
00:37:09,433 --> 00:37:10,901
There they are!
613
00:37:19,042 --> 00:37:23,413
Cedars will be
a zoo. We'll send shooters
there to throw people off.
614
00:37:23,413 --> 00:37:26,049
Now, the competition
is going to be insane.
615
00:37:26,049 --> 00:37:28,752
But that's OK because we've
got the right information.
616
00:37:30,654 --> 00:37:34,391
Our intel says the baby's going
to be born somewhere else.
617
00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:20,604
They're gonna be
using decoys and impostors
to evade us.
618
00:38:32,883 --> 00:38:36,419
But we're gonna be in the right
place at the right time.
619
00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:00,644
Aw, that's not the shot.
620
00:39:19,162 --> 00:39:20,764
Yeah, I got it.
621
00:39:20,764 --> 00:39:24,100
Yes. Yes!
622
00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,369
I'm counting on you.
I thought that was obvious.
623
00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:29,072
Yeah, lakeside, Thursday.
Love to Katie.
624
00:39:30,941 --> 00:39:33,843
If Tina Harrad can beat that,
he should give her the job.
625
00:39:35,011 --> 00:39:37,414
How's that feel?
626
00:39:37,414 --> 00:39:40,584
Being the first tabloid editor
to put a dead star on the cover?
627
00:39:40,584 --> 00:39:42,619
It feels great.
628
00:39:42,619 --> 00:39:44,955
Great like pornographer great?
629
00:39:44,955 --> 00:39:47,023
Well, you call it what you want.
630
00:39:47,023 --> 00:39:49,693
Just about every news outlet
in the world
631
00:39:49,693 --> 00:39:50,927
has picked up this story.
632
00:39:50,927 --> 00:39:53,196
The media bloggers
are going ape-shit,
633
00:39:53,196 --> 00:39:55,432
and you think
that cover's not gonna pop?
634
00:39:55,432 --> 00:39:58,868
I told you to up the draw.
635
00:39:58,868 --> 00:40:01,538
And People made a deal
for $1.5 million
636
00:40:01,538 --> 00:40:03,006
for the Baby Blogan pictures,
637
00:40:04,374 --> 00:40:06,376
and we scooped 'em for expenses.
638
00:40:06,376 --> 00:40:08,745
No doubt about it,
you're the queen.
639
00:40:08,745 --> 00:40:11,481
And you were the only one
who nailed the Blogan thing.
640
00:40:11,481 --> 00:40:13,950
God. God,
641
00:40:13,950 --> 00:40:16,886
I mean, too vain to carry
her own baby.
642
00:40:16,886 --> 00:40:20,557
And the exclusive with
the surrogate was a great touch.
643
00:40:20,557 --> 00:40:23,727
So, what're you gonna
do next week, Your Highness?
644
00:40:23,727 --> 00:40:24,894
Maybe I'll get lucky.
645
00:40:24,894 --> 00:40:27,497
You know somebody else
who's gonna die?
646
00:40:27,497 --> 00:40:30,634
Some other big celebrity couple
is gonna fake a baby?
647
00:40:30,634 --> 00:40:35,405
Those are the only covers that
are gonna keep us out of debt.
648
00:40:35,405 --> 00:40:38,241
Well, thanks for your concern,
but that's my problem.
649
00:40:38,241 --> 00:40:41,711
No, it's not. As of tomorrow,
it's Tina Harrad's problem.
650
00:40:44,681 --> 00:40:46,516
Unless you accept my cuts.
651
00:41:12,475 --> 00:41:13,777
Holy shit.
652
00:41:20,717 --> 00:41:23,219
Hi. I want you, Terry and Janice
653
00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:25,188
to meet me in the office
in 15 minutes.
654
00:41:34,731 --> 00:41:36,332
They did a nice job, huh?
655
00:41:36,332 --> 00:41:39,002
Yeah... it looks awesome.
656
00:41:41,171 --> 00:41:42,772
You wanna go out?
657
00:41:42,772 --> 00:41:45,942
- Are you feeling up to it?
- Yeah, why not?
658
00:41:45,942 --> 00:41:48,978
- All right.
- I'll get dressed.
659
00:42:16,873 --> 00:42:18,708
Oh, this better be good,
sweet pea,
660
00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:22,812
because what I was dreaming
is illegal in most states.
661
00:42:22,812 --> 00:42:24,781
Let me just say this, Gibson.
662
00:42:24,781 --> 00:42:29,319
Whatever happens tonight, you
will never forget this moment.
663
00:42:29,319 --> 00:42:31,921
This is what we both live for.
664
00:42:33,389 --> 00:42:36,726
You want to cut
your overhead by 20 percent?
665
00:42:37,761 --> 00:42:38,862
How about 50?
666
00:42:44,968 --> 00:42:49,739
We combine the magazines.
One monster publication.
667
00:42:49,739 --> 00:42:52,475
The credibility of Now
with all the lurid fun of Dirt.
668
00:42:54,110 --> 00:42:56,880
- A glossy tabloid.
- It is more than that.
669
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,383
This is People magazine with
a healthy dose of "screw you."
670
00:43:00,383 --> 00:43:01,851
It's the National Enquirer
671
00:43:01,851 --> 00:43:03,920
without the penis-enlargement ads.
672
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,290
Wal-Mart mommy will love it, and
so will the rich sorority girls.
673
00:43:07,290 --> 00:43:09,626
You know, when I bought
Now magazine,
674
00:43:09,626 --> 00:43:12,362
I thought I had paid my way
into legitimacy.
675
00:43:12,362 --> 00:43:13,663
I bought an institution.
676
00:43:13,663 --> 00:43:15,532
Now magazine brought America
677
00:43:15,532 --> 00:43:17,700
through the second half
of the 20th century.
678
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:20,003
It was solid, dependable,
but it is over.
679
00:43:20,003 --> 00:43:21,871
It's culturally irrelevant.
680
00:43:21,871 --> 00:43:23,973
Well, then I'm
culturally irrelevant.
681
00:43:23,973 --> 00:43:28,244
No, not if you change, not if
you charge the old with the new.
682
00:43:28,244 --> 00:43:29,979
Look at Blair and Logan.
683
00:43:29,979 --> 00:43:31,314
These are two has-beens
684
00:43:31,314 --> 00:43:34,384
that became huge
because they joined forces.
685
00:43:34,384 --> 00:43:38,154
We have the chance
to shape American culture.
686
00:43:38,154 --> 00:43:40,690
Is this the shape we want
for the culture?
687
00:43:43,259 --> 00:43:46,462
You're the one who always says
let the marketplace decide.
688
00:43:46,462 --> 00:43:49,098
This is what the
marketplace wants.
689
00:43:49,098 --> 00:43:52,769
- You need this.
- No, you need this.
690
00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,274
If I do this for you...
691
00:43:58,274 --> 00:44:02,111
You name it. I'll do anything.
I know this will succeed.
692
00:44:02,111 --> 00:44:04,380
I know it. I can feel it.
693
00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:06,316
Brent Barrow
know anything about this?
694
00:44:06,316 --> 00:44:07,617
I came straight to you.
695
00:44:07,617 --> 00:44:09,652
Vision is not
a part of his job.
696
00:44:09,652 --> 00:44:13,022
- He won't be pleased.
- I don't give a shit.
697
00:44:13,022 --> 00:44:14,791
I don't work for him.
698
00:44:14,791 --> 00:44:16,392
And God help you
if you're wrong.
699
00:44:17,794 --> 00:44:19,796
I won't be.
700
00:44:30,039 --> 00:44:33,543
Yeah, see? Told you.
701
00:46:35,631 --> 00:46:37,333
'Morning, sweetheart.