1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,536 My name's Don Konkey. 2 00:00:04,536 --> 00:00:06,004 I take pictures. 3 00:00:09,507 --> 00:00:12,844 My best friend, Lucy Spiller, runs these two magazines. 4 00:00:12,844 --> 00:00:15,180 I want those photos on my desk tonight. 5 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:18,116 - She works really hard. - Anything breaks, I'm reachable. 6 00:00:18,116 --> 00:00:20,952 Guys, have fun. 7 00:00:20,952 --> 00:00:25,190 This is Holt McLaren. He's a good actor, but he's not hot. 8 00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:27,592 Screw you. 9 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:32,263 His girlfriend is Julia Mallory. She's a big star. 10 00:00:32,263 --> 00:00:33,398 You just love me. 11 00:00:34,899 --> 00:00:36,534 She's hot. 12 00:00:37,843 --> 00:00:39,511 I'm Lucy Spiller, Now magazine. 13 00:00:39,511 --> 00:00:41,213 - I'm a big fan. - Right. 14 00:00:41,213 --> 00:00:45,718 Lucy got Holt to give her dirt on this superstar, Kira Klay. 15 00:00:47,820 --> 00:00:49,021 Kira OD'ed. 16 00:00:49,989 --> 00:00:51,557 What are you doing?! 17 00:00:51,557 --> 00:00:53,359 When Holt found out, he crashed his car. 18 00:00:55,661 --> 00:00:57,730 And now he's hot. 19 00:01:01,934 --> 00:01:03,936 Wait, this is hard for me 20 00:01:03,936 --> 00:01:06,839 because I have a tenuous grasp on what's real. 21 00:01:06,839 --> 00:01:10,009 - Donny, Donny, Donny. - Hey, Donny! 22 00:01:10,009 --> 00:01:12,011 I'm OK. 23 00:01:12,011 --> 00:01:14,580 I'm a functional schizophrenic. 24 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:16,915 Lucy helps me... 25 00:01:19,518 --> 00:01:22,054 ...and I help her. 26 00:01:24,123 --> 00:01:26,125 Don? 27 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,626 Don, listen to me. 28 00:01:32,031 --> 00:01:33,532 Don? 29 00:01:35,467 --> 00:01:37,202 Are you all right? 30 00:01:39,004 --> 00:01:41,307 Yes, Lucy. 31 00:01:41,307 --> 00:01:45,110 Are you sure? Do you want me to call Dr. Shalba? 32 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,712 No. I was just thinking. 33 00:01:46,712 --> 00:01:51,216 OK. I need a shot of Kira Klay for the Dirt cover. 34 00:01:51,216 --> 00:01:52,785 She's dead. 35 00:01:52,785 --> 00:01:54,720 I know, Don. 36 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,656 I need you inside the funeral. 37 00:01:57,656 --> 00:02:01,427 I'm gonna put you in a suit, a nice suit. 38 00:02:01,427 --> 00:02:02,628 OK. 39 00:02:04,997 --> 00:02:07,099 You're gonna blend in in a suit. 40 00:02:07,099 --> 00:02:09,468 We have a guy on the inside. 41 00:02:09,468 --> 00:02:12,371 He's got a shaved head and a pinstripe suit. 42 00:02:12,371 --> 00:02:15,908 His name is Baby. You hand him your invite, 43 00:02:15,908 --> 00:02:19,778 - tell him you're Kira's cousin, Dan. - I'm Kira's cousin, Dan. 44 00:02:26,719 --> 00:02:28,954 Thanks for coming. Right this way. 45 00:02:47,406 --> 00:02:50,642 - What? - What? 46 00:02:50,642 --> 00:02:51,977 Something wrong? 47 00:02:53,045 --> 00:02:56,315 Nah, nah, I'm good. 48 00:02:56,315 --> 00:02:58,650 How are you feeling? You wanna get out of here? 49 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:01,987 No, I don't. I feel like we should stay. 50 00:03:01,987 --> 00:03:04,256 I just feel like... 51 00:03:04,256 --> 00:03:07,292 Hey, no, it's gonna be OK. 52 00:03:10,662 --> 00:03:14,433 I still don't remember anything about the accident. 53 00:03:14,433 --> 00:03:16,668 That car came out of nowhere, huh? 54 00:03:16,668 --> 00:03:18,237 It's a blur. 55 00:03:20,005 --> 00:03:21,473 I just miss her. 56 00:03:21,473 --> 00:03:24,009 I know. I know, me too. 57 00:03:24,009 --> 00:03:27,079 And I feel like everybody's staring at me. 58 00:03:32,317 --> 00:03:35,454 Here, here. 59 00:03:35,454 --> 00:03:38,824 You save my life and nurse me back to health. 60 00:03:41,226 --> 00:03:42,961 Come on. 61 00:03:44,696 --> 00:03:48,167 It was just... It was just... 62 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:52,738 Man, I was gonna be a daddy, and she was into it, man. 63 00:03:52,738 --> 00:03:54,740 She was totally feeling it. 64 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:57,776 Yeah, she was awesome. 65 00:03:57,776 --> 00:04:00,345 When she first moved here, we hooked up at a party. 66 00:04:00,345 --> 00:04:02,714 Whew... awesome. 67 00:04:05,584 --> 00:04:08,153 Julia looks wrecked, dude. 68 00:04:08,153 --> 00:04:09,855 Well, she almost died. 69 00:04:09,855 --> 00:04:12,991 Tragic times, bro. 70 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,326 I gotta take a piss. 71 00:04:45,190 --> 00:04:48,627 Just get the shot of Kira. 72 00:04:48,627 --> 00:04:52,130 I know you can do it. I know you can. 73 00:05:17,523 --> 00:05:22,995 ♪ Dig in, dig deep Deserve what you reap ♪ 74 00:05:22,995 --> 00:05:26,331 ♪ Don't you know the truth will set you free ♪ 75 00:05:31,970 --> 00:05:33,505 We're in a war here. 76 00:05:33,505 --> 00:05:36,575 It may be a war of the absurd, but it's a war just the same. 77 00:05:36,575 --> 00:05:38,176 First there was Blair Marshall, 78 00:05:38,176 --> 00:05:41,380 princess of pop without a hit in over a year. 79 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,015 Then there was Logan Hix, 80 00:05:43,015 --> 00:05:45,183 struggling after the breakup of his boy band, 81 00:05:45,183 --> 00:05:47,586 Straight Up Lovin'. 82 00:05:47,586 --> 00:05:50,856 But when Blair met Logan, there was a media frenzy, Blogan. 83 00:05:52,524 --> 00:05:55,193 - And now... - Hey, sugar tits! 84 00:05:55,193 --> 00:05:57,863 - Is that bloat or a blump? - 85 00:05:57,863 --> 00:05:59,631 Blump. 86 00:05:59,631 --> 00:06:01,700 No couple has ever been so controlling 87 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:02,801 about their pregnancy 88 00:06:02,801 --> 00:06:04,136 and baby pictures. 89 00:06:04,136 --> 00:06:05,637 Clear a path, greaseball. 90 00:06:05,637 --> 00:06:10,175 Why don't you hold her hand and give us a picture? 91 00:06:10,175 --> 00:06:14,446 It started with their pregnancy announcement and a pap confrontation. 92 00:06:14,446 --> 00:06:16,648 Make my day, or maybe they didn't teach you 93 00:06:16,648 --> 00:06:18,717 how to throw a punch in boy band school. 94 00:06:18,717 --> 00:06:20,852 Get out of my face, bitch! 95 00:06:23,021 --> 00:06:25,157 I hope that girly punch was worth it! 96 00:06:25,157 --> 00:06:29,094 You just bought me a first-class trip to Bali! 97 00:06:30,295 --> 00:06:33,665 It's the perfect storm for a cover story. 98 00:06:33,665 --> 00:06:36,535 This baby picture is what Wal-Mart mommy wants. 99 00:06:36,535 --> 00:06:38,870 And it's gonna be the cover of Now. 100 00:06:38,870 --> 00:06:41,440 I want some kick-ass cover lines by lunch. 101 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,710 I don't have time for pitches. I'm on my way to Dirt. See ya. 102 00:06:50,949 --> 00:06:53,151 OK, let's see what you have. 103 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:56,655 I think we're close with the Kira Klay cover. 104 00:06:56,655 --> 00:06:58,223 Now, the other magazines will run 105 00:06:58,223 --> 00:07:00,392 a cover pretty much like this one. 106 00:07:00,392 --> 00:07:02,928 But none of them will run one like this. 107 00:07:04,763 --> 00:07:07,132 I have someone on the funeral photos. 108 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:10,969 What, is this too hard-core 109 00:07:10,969 --> 00:07:13,005 for you Columbia J-school grads? 110 00:07:13,005 --> 00:07:17,476 This isn't Tiger Beat. All right, what's out there today? 111 00:07:17,476 --> 00:07:21,046 - Um, celebrity fat farms? - Do you have art? 112 00:07:21,046 --> 00:07:22,714 More than you would ever want. 113 00:07:22,714 --> 00:07:25,350 I'll put it down for five, two spreads and a single. 114 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:28,587 Keep the text tight. The photos should sell the story. 115 00:07:28,587 --> 00:07:30,589 Tell Makeup to watch the adjacencies. 116 00:07:30,589 --> 00:07:32,924 I don't want Duncan Hines or Betty Crocker ads 117 00:07:32,924 --> 00:07:34,593 opposite the fatties. 118 00:07:34,593 --> 00:07:38,430 I'm so sorry. Gibson Horne, his car just pulled up. Your office. 119 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:41,166 Terry, take over. I want some great cover tries 120 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:45,504 and the book on my desk in five minutes. Charge it. 121 00:07:45,504 --> 00:07:47,439 The lady sneezed the entire week? 122 00:07:47,439 --> 00:07:49,307 Why don't you have a seat, Brent. 123 00:07:49,307 --> 00:07:50,542 - Hello, Gibson. - Hey. 124 00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:53,078 Mm, how are you doing, sweet pea? 125 00:07:53,078 --> 00:07:54,212 I'm good. 126 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:55,280 Are you sleeping? 127 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,281 Not so much. 128 00:07:56,281 --> 00:07:57,516 Aw. You are a beauty. 129 00:07:57,516 --> 00:08:00,118 You didn't show up to compliment me. 130 00:08:00,118 --> 00:08:03,822 I wish I could say you were wrong. Please, have a seat. 131 00:08:09,928 --> 00:08:15,901 Lucy, are you familiar with Tina Harrad? 132 00:08:15,901 --> 00:08:18,870 Who disgraced her magazine by Photoshopping the cover? 133 00:08:18,870 --> 00:08:20,572 No, the one who got her newsstand up 134 00:08:20,572 --> 00:08:24,242 over 150 percent in less than a year. 135 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:27,679 She's got some very interesting ideas about our operation. 136 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:30,549 Are you talking about bringing her in under me? 137 00:08:30,549 --> 00:08:32,918 Um, instead of you. 138 00:08:34,886 --> 00:08:37,189 Brent's bringing me up to speed on numbers. 139 00:08:37,189 --> 00:08:41,226 - Spending's out of control. - If you're talking about overhead... 140 00:08:41,226 --> 00:08:42,828 Oh, I'm talking about overhead, 141 00:08:42,828 --> 00:08:45,897 efficiencies, sell-through... 142 00:08:45,897 --> 00:08:48,600 ...being snubbed at the last five ASME Awards. 143 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,001 Screw the ASMEs. 144 00:08:50,001 --> 00:08:52,070 They're a circle jerk for editors 145 00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:55,674 to feel good about writing 5,000-word stories on Abu Ghraib. 146 00:08:55,674 --> 00:08:59,044 The Dirt efficiencies are strong. 147 00:08:59,044 --> 00:09:01,213 And Now is turning around. 148 00:09:01,213 --> 00:09:04,649 Well, you're gonna make them for less money. Knock off 20 percent. 149 00:09:04,649 --> 00:09:06,017 Come on, Gib... 150 00:09:06,017 --> 00:09:09,421 Lucy, do not mistake fondness for weakness. 151 00:09:09,421 --> 00:09:11,623 I will tolerate a lot of things. 152 00:09:11,623 --> 00:09:14,226 But I will not tolerate someone losing my money. 153 00:09:15,227 --> 00:09:17,229 We'll find a way. 154 00:09:17,229 --> 00:09:18,997 No, you'll find a way, 155 00:09:18,997 --> 00:09:21,633 or so help me, I will bury you. 156 00:09:27,973 --> 00:09:30,342 Now, y'all have a nice day. 157 00:09:35,547 --> 00:09:36,715 Damn. 158 00:09:42,621 --> 00:09:44,589 I'm telling you, buddy... 159 00:09:46,358 --> 00:09:49,761 ...she opened her eyes. She looked at me. 160 00:09:49,761 --> 00:09:51,263 She was beautiful. 161 00:10:04,943 --> 00:10:07,379 No. No. No. 162 00:10:09,114 --> 00:10:11,583 Oh, Lucy's not gonna like that, buddy. 163 00:10:11,583 --> 00:10:13,785 She's not gonna like that at all. 164 00:10:17,022 --> 00:10:20,525 - OK, everybody, listen up! - Swag pile! 165 00:10:20,525 --> 00:10:23,361 Between the watches and the phones and the wrinkle creams 166 00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:27,899 and the free spa vacations, there's about $20,000 worth of swag here. 167 00:10:27,899 --> 00:10:29,968 Now needs help. 168 00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:33,071 Anybody who can come up with a great exclusive on Blogan 169 00:10:33,071 --> 00:10:35,407 gets to pick something from the pile. 170 00:10:35,407 --> 00:10:37,475 - Nice! - Very cool. 171 00:10:57,596 --> 00:10:59,431 Don! 172 00:11:03,101 --> 00:11:05,403 Lucy? 173 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:09,441 Don! I've left you five messages. Open the door. 174 00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:13,778 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I'm OK. 175 00:11:13,778 --> 00:11:16,381 I need to see the Kira Klay shots. 176 00:11:16,381 --> 00:11:19,451 - OK. - What? 177 00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:21,653 - It's not ready. - The shots? 178 00:11:21,653 --> 00:11:24,189 - My house. - I don't care about your house. 179 00:11:26,391 --> 00:11:28,627 I will be sending over my housekeeper. 180 00:11:28,627 --> 00:11:31,796 Uh, no! Everything's where it's supposed to be. 181 00:11:31,796 --> 00:11:35,166 - OK. - I'm so sorry, Lucy. 182 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,168 It's OK. It's just... It's filthy. 183 00:11:37,168 --> 00:11:39,137 I didn't get the shot. 184 00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:43,909 What? Jesus, Don, this is not the goddamn day. What happened? 185 00:11:43,909 --> 00:11:47,412 I was using the lapel camera, and when I got to her, 186 00:11:47,412 --> 00:11:48,980 I switched to the ChapStick cam 187 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:50,649 because I wanted it to be perfect. 188 00:11:50,649 --> 00:11:52,083 And it was. It was perfect. 189 00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:54,085 There was a shaft of light from outside, 190 00:11:54,085 --> 00:11:56,655 and she was beautiful, she was perfect. 191 00:11:57,756 --> 00:12:01,359 And then, I guess there was a light leak. 192 00:12:01,359 --> 00:12:04,129 I never had a light leak in a ChapStick camera! 193 00:12:04,129 --> 00:12:05,697 I want that cover inset. 194 00:12:05,697 --> 00:12:08,533 Do you know if she's being cremated or buried? 195 00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:10,135 No, Lucy, please! 196 00:12:10,135 --> 00:12:13,338 - I'm gonna make some calls. - She's not gonna like that. 197 00:12:13,338 --> 00:12:16,041 - What? - Nothing. 198 00:12:17,509 --> 00:12:19,844 Don, I really need your help. 199 00:12:19,844 --> 00:12:22,113 We've got one more shot at this if we're lucky. 200 00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:24,549 Lucy's under a lot of pressure. 201 00:12:24,549 --> 00:12:29,688 OK, Don, sweetheart, would you look at me? OK? 202 00:12:29,688 --> 00:12:31,389 This is just like when we were 203 00:12:31,389 --> 00:12:34,059 in school on the paper, remember? 204 00:12:34,059 --> 00:12:37,395 OK? We were the only ones who could write and shoot. 205 00:12:37,395 --> 00:12:39,331 It's just like that. 206 00:12:39,331 --> 00:12:42,467 It's just the two of us, and we can't fail. 207 00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:45,937 I won't fail, Lucy. I won't. 208 00:12:45,937 --> 00:12:46,938 OK. 209 00:13:11,363 --> 00:13:14,432 - Mind if I cut in? - 210 00:13:14,432 --> 00:13:16,568 Uh-uh-uh-uh. 211 00:13:16,568 --> 00:13:19,204 Call security, and you don't make it home tonight. 212 00:13:19,204 --> 00:13:21,139 I pull out a Sharpie, sign a sneaker, 213 00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:24,009 and they'll load you in the trunk for me. 214 00:13:26,378 --> 00:13:28,646 It's good to see you. 215 00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:32,484 You look good. 216 00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:34,753 I thought we had something special. 217 00:13:34,753 --> 00:13:38,390 We did. We do. 218 00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:42,060 - So special you set me up? - I wouldn't... 219 00:13:48,299 --> 00:13:49,467 His name's Don. 220 00:13:58,943 --> 00:14:01,212 He lives in East Hollywood. 221 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,481 I have his card. 222 00:14:07,652 --> 00:14:10,088 - Hey, Lucy, I got something. - What? 223 00:14:10,088 --> 00:14:12,657 Blair Marshall just made a seven-figure deal 224 00:14:12,657 --> 00:14:16,428 to pose for Playboy two months after her due date. 225 00:14:16,428 --> 00:14:18,630 Denise Richards was six. 226 00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:21,599 Two months? That's impossible. 227 00:14:23,568 --> 00:14:25,603 Uh, excuse me. 228 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:29,507 Elliott Green gets to pick something from the swag pile. 229 00:14:30,642 --> 00:14:32,177 Swag pile. 230 00:14:32,177 --> 00:14:34,245 - Way to go, man. - Good job. 231 00:14:34,245 --> 00:14:37,348 Suck up! Of course it was Elliott. 232 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:47,792 Hey. Hey, what's my sweet little nephew doing tomorrow? 233 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,061 Brent, get out of my chair. 234 00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:53,131 Oh, I did it. And you know something, 235 00:14:53,131 --> 00:14:55,400 you should be kissing my ass just a little bit more 236 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,269 considering I probably just saved your job. 237 00:14:58,269 --> 00:15:00,905 So after you threaten it, now you're gonna save it? 238 00:15:00,905 --> 00:15:04,742 Oh, give me a break. I think we both know you want to stay here. 239 00:15:04,742 --> 00:15:07,879 Let me see your little masterpiece. 240 00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:10,415 Editorial's gonna take the biggest hit. 241 00:15:10,415 --> 00:15:12,750 Well, it's already a wasteland. 242 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,453 Look at these bullshit numbers. 243 00:15:15,453 --> 00:15:18,990 What, you're just gonna eliminate the fact-checking department? 244 00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:20,658 How much crack are you smoking? 245 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:23,828 Know what I love about you? Besides, you know, nothing? 246 00:15:23,828 --> 00:15:26,831 - It's that can-do attitude. - You know what you can do? 247 00:15:26,831 --> 00:15:28,433 You can get out of my office. 248 00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:31,836 I count a 23 percent reduction in overhead right there. 249 00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:34,172 Twenty percent of which is in editorial. 250 00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:36,574 This is like a cheap power grab. 251 00:15:36,574 --> 00:15:40,011 I have two magazines to put out. 252 00:15:40,011 --> 00:15:41,946 I love your proposal, by the way. 253 00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:44,482 It's so colorful. Gib is gonna love it. 254 00:15:46,184 --> 00:15:50,088 - Excuse me, Lucy. - Thank you. 255 00:15:50,088 --> 00:15:54,459 Oh, she's like 23. She's way too old for you. 256 00:15:54,459 --> 00:15:56,127 No, 23 is good. 257 00:16:37,468 --> 00:16:39,871 I have told you guys a million times, 258 00:16:39,871 --> 00:16:43,107 leave the packages at the door, don't ring. 259 00:16:43,107 --> 00:16:44,742 It's Holt McLaren. 260 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,114 What are you doing here? 261 00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:53,418 Well, you told me if I ever needed anything... 262 00:16:53,418 --> 00:16:54,819 Well, you gave me your address. 263 00:16:54,819 --> 00:16:56,654 You could've called. 264 00:16:56,654 --> 00:16:58,189 Well, I didn't. 265 00:16:58,189 --> 00:17:00,625 Can I talk to you? It'll just take a minute. 266 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,060 Mm-hm. 267 00:17:04,596 --> 00:17:06,431 You look different. 268 00:17:06,431 --> 00:17:09,467 I was almost asleep. 269 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:10,602 What's up? 270 00:17:12,403 --> 00:17:14,105 I need a favor. 271 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,977 A favor. What kind of favor? 272 00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:21,980 For Julia. 273 00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:32,624 I wanna... I wanna do something nice for her. 274 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,096 She's wrecked. 275 00:17:38,096 --> 00:17:41,833 She's on these painkillers. She can't sleep. 276 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,601 She doesn't remember what happened 277 00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:45,770 with Kira and with the accident. 278 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:50,174 - I'm sure you filled her in. - Yeah, of course I did. 279 00:17:52,577 --> 00:17:55,213 She lost her best friend. 280 00:17:55,213 --> 00:17:58,116 So you want to do something nice and make it all better. 281 00:17:58,116 --> 00:18:01,953 Come on, Lucy, don't give me your patronizing bullshit. 282 00:18:01,953 --> 00:18:05,056 Look, please, I'm asking you for a favor. 283 00:18:05,056 --> 00:18:08,059 Like a little piece in your magazine 284 00:18:08,059 --> 00:18:09,560 to make her feel better, 285 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,562 just a little better for a minute. 286 00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:14,098 Julia is a part of a whole feeding frenzy. 287 00:18:14,098 --> 00:18:17,602 People only want to hear "poor Julia" stories. 288 00:18:17,602 --> 00:18:19,370 So... so that's it? 289 00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:23,441 It is if you don't stop the "I'm from West Virginia" thing. 290 00:18:23,441 --> 00:18:26,444 I've invested too much time and energy in you. 291 00:18:26,444 --> 00:18:28,913 You had this heroic moment. 292 00:18:28,913 --> 00:18:30,715 The whole world sees you differently. 293 00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:33,384 You are a star now. You have power. 294 00:18:34,485 --> 00:18:36,054 All right. 295 00:18:36,988 --> 00:18:39,424 Then demand things. 296 00:18:39,424 --> 00:18:42,427 If you don't start using your power, you will lose it. 297 00:18:44,162 --> 00:18:46,664 All right. So... so give Julia a story. 298 00:18:47,532 --> 00:18:49,200 Do it. 299 00:18:50,101 --> 00:18:51,936 Does Julia know Blair Marshall? 300 00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:53,071 Yeah. 301 00:18:54,539 --> 00:18:56,074 They were in Hell House together. 302 00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:03,147 I need an extra 500 for the wait. 303 00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:04,549 Mm-hm. 304 00:19:04,549 --> 00:19:06,050 OK. 305 00:19:06,050 --> 00:19:08,119 Just get the face. I don't want anyone 306 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:09,954 to be able to see the crematorium. 307 00:19:21,265 --> 00:19:25,403 I... I'm really sorry, but I have to take your picture now. 308 00:19:26,471 --> 00:19:28,573 Lucy needs it. Uh... 309 00:19:28,573 --> 00:19:31,309 She has to compete in a very tough market. 310 00:19:31,309 --> 00:19:34,078 She's a good person. She just has to compete. 311 00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:38,149 I gotta help her because I'm the only one she has. And... 312 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:40,284 I can't fail. 313 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,724 I thought you were great in From Here to America 314 00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:51,028 and Hell House and Made You Look and Unearthly September. 315 00:19:51,028 --> 00:19:54,031 That one got five stars, 316 00:19:54,031 --> 00:19:57,034 and your performance was "joyously transcendent," 317 00:19:57,034 --> 00:20:00,304 according to Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times. 318 00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:05,610 All right. We gotta move this one. 319 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:07,445 OK. 320 00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,815 It's been nice talking to you. 321 00:20:13,151 --> 00:20:14,352 Bye. 322 00:20:42,547 --> 00:20:44,682 Excuse me. Hi. 323 00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:47,418 I couldn't help but overhear 324 00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:48,920 you're in the childcare field? 325 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,588 That's right. 326 00:20:50,588 --> 00:20:53,658 We just lost our wonderful person this week, 327 00:20:53,658 --> 00:20:56,828 and I am just desperate. 328 00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:58,496 You don't have an agency? 329 00:20:58,496 --> 00:21:01,732 Oh, no. No, of course we do. It's just, you know, 330 00:21:01,732 --> 00:21:04,001 we have to go through 100 interviews 331 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,337 before we can find someone who's... 332 00:21:06,337 --> 00:21:09,106 - You know, who's discreet enough. - Oh? 333 00:21:09,106 --> 00:21:12,009 Well, my husband is very prominent 334 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,845 in the entertainment industry. 335 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,748 Really? And who's that? 336 00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:24,455 I'm... I'm so sorry. I can't tell you. Um... 337 00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:27,458 You know how it is with security and everything. 338 00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:30,428 It's crazy. 339 00:21:31,929 --> 00:21:36,067 It can be so... so isolating sometimes. 340 00:21:37,468 --> 00:21:40,137 I wish we could live a normal life. 341 00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:43,241 Well, of course you do, dear. 342 00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:47,178 Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't even know you. 343 00:21:47,178 --> 00:21:49,280 Have a wipe, darling. 344 00:21:51,249 --> 00:21:54,418 Now, you were saying... 345 00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:57,288 Well, I just thought you might know who, 346 00:21:57,288 --> 00:22:02,293 you know, the most discreet celebrity baby nurses might be. 347 00:22:02,293 --> 00:22:04,228 There's just a handful, dear. 348 00:22:04,228 --> 00:22:05,596 I know. 349 00:22:07,298 --> 00:22:10,501 I was just talking to that wonderful nurse 350 00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:11,936 who Blair and Logan were using, 351 00:22:11,936 --> 00:22:14,672 and she was telling me that she had a friend 352 00:22:14,672 --> 00:22:16,440 who might be available, 353 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:21,679 but I can't reach them, because they've gone into hiding. 354 00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:27,184 Blair and Logan's baby nurse... You mean Gabriela. 355 00:22:27,184 --> 00:22:31,622 Yes! Yes, yes, that's right! That's right, Gabriela. 356 00:22:31,622 --> 00:22:33,491 Mm-hm. 357 00:22:41,465 --> 00:22:43,467 Um, Lucy? 358 00:22:43,467 --> 00:22:46,704 Hey, I got something on the baby nurse. 359 00:22:46,704 --> 00:22:48,606 Yeah? 360 00:22:48,606 --> 00:22:51,509 Name, number, rates, a little history, hometown, 361 00:22:51,509 --> 00:22:53,311 immigration status. 362 00:22:53,311 --> 00:22:56,080 Nice. You can pick something from the swag pile. 363 00:22:57,815 --> 00:23:00,384 Oh, no, thanks. 364 00:23:00,384 --> 00:23:02,353 "No, thanks"? 365 00:23:02,353 --> 00:23:07,358 Well, it sounds kind of stupid, but I do it for the story. 366 00:23:09,727 --> 00:23:11,462 Come here. Check this out. 367 00:23:13,297 --> 00:23:14,498 What is it? 368 00:23:14,498 --> 00:23:16,200 It's a still from the Altman film 369 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,736 where Blair played a pregnant runaway. 370 00:23:18,736 --> 00:23:21,038 - Wow, she really looks pregnant. - Mm-hm. 371 00:23:21,038 --> 00:23:23,808 She really does. So... 372 00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:28,212 So she's not having a baby? 373 00:23:28,212 --> 00:23:31,415 But she made a deal with People to take her first baby pictures. 374 00:23:32,850 --> 00:23:34,385 Black market? 375 00:23:34,385 --> 00:23:37,254 No. If she's too vain to carry a baby, 376 00:23:37,254 --> 00:23:40,157 she's way too vain not to have a little Blogan. 377 00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:41,692 Surrogate. 378 00:23:41,692 --> 00:23:43,561 Find out where this pregnancy pad is, 379 00:23:43,561 --> 00:23:47,198 and check into all of our fertility-clinic sources. 380 00:23:47,198 --> 00:23:49,800 Willa, listen to me, if this gets out 381 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,802 in any way, they get on to us, 382 00:23:51,802 --> 00:23:54,338 the whole story's over. 383 00:23:54,338 --> 00:23:58,075 Whether she's carrying a baby or not, this girl's my next cover. 384 00:23:58,075 --> 00:23:59,977 Do you understand? 385 00:23:59,977 --> 00:24:02,380 - Yeah, yeah. - OK. 386 00:24:41,519 --> 00:24:43,587 How's that sidebar coming? 387 00:24:43,587 --> 00:24:45,990 - Oh, oh, I'm sorry. - No, it's OK. 388 00:24:45,990 --> 00:24:49,460 OK. So there was a break-in last fall 389 00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:51,095 at the Universal wardrobe house. 390 00:24:51,095 --> 00:24:54,699 They claimed a couple pieces of costume jewelry and a clown suit 391 00:24:54,699 --> 00:24:57,702 and three of the pregnancy prosthetics 392 00:24:57,702 --> 00:25:00,404 built for Blair Marshall for the Altman film. 393 00:25:00,404 --> 00:25:02,540 Let me guess, one for each trimester? 394 00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:04,875 - You got it. - Oh, this is great. 395 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:06,944 OK, just keep following the story. 396 00:25:06,944 --> 00:25:08,679 Don't leak a word, not even in-house. 397 00:25:08,679 --> 00:25:12,349 Create a secret edit queue and file your stuff there. 398 00:25:12,349 --> 00:25:17,388 I want only dummy text and gray space up on that wall. 399 00:25:17,388 --> 00:25:20,324 - You know what really pisses me off? - What? 400 00:25:20,324 --> 00:25:23,327 I was the first person to report this pregnancy. 401 00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:27,531 And she played me. Oh, God, I really don't appreciate that. 402 00:25:27,531 --> 00:25:28,966 - Stick around. - OK. 403 00:25:32,002 --> 00:25:34,004 I'll want you to write copy 404 00:25:34,004 --> 00:25:36,240 on a fashion piece we're doing on Julia Mallory. 405 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,243 It's a many-looks retrospective kind of thing. 406 00:25:39,243 --> 00:25:42,480 She's gonna be sitting with you and one of our photo editors. 407 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,915 I thought we were sticking to the tragedy angle. 408 00:25:44,915 --> 00:25:46,817 We're gonna go counter to that. 409 00:25:46,817 --> 00:25:49,653 - See how that plays. - OK. 410 00:25:50,621 --> 00:25:53,958 Holt! Hey, dude! 411 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:55,292 Hey. 412 00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:58,028 Look at you, man. Lean and mean. 413 00:25:58,028 --> 00:26:00,531 - What, are you here for a meeting? - Yeah. 414 00:26:00,531 --> 00:26:02,566 - Which one? - Angry Inch. 415 00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:06,470 - Right. Passed on it. - Of course you did. 416 00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:08,372 Your teeth look really white. 417 00:26:08,372 --> 00:26:10,374 Did you get veneers or something? 418 00:26:10,374 --> 00:26:13,310 No. I gotta go. 419 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:15,880 I heard you got the Fincher movie. How's it going? 420 00:26:16,814 --> 00:26:18,315 It's OK, thanks. 421 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:20,718 Yeah, I was up for that shit. 422 00:26:20,718 --> 00:26:23,354 Thought it fell apart in the second act. 423 00:26:23,354 --> 00:26:25,089 But when I sat down with Fincher, 424 00:26:25,089 --> 00:26:28,125 I was like, "Holt McLaren could be really awesome 425 00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:31,896 for this part," so who knows? Maybe I got you the part. 426 00:26:31,896 --> 00:26:36,500 Listen, Johnny. You didn't get me the damn part. 427 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,802 I got the part. 428 00:26:37,802 --> 00:26:40,004 I got the part because people want me. 429 00:26:40,004 --> 00:26:42,006 You know, your shit's over. 430 00:26:42,006 --> 00:26:44,608 You're the punchline to half a dozen jokes. 431 00:26:44,608 --> 00:26:46,210 The only reason no one has told you 432 00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:48,646 what a blight you are to humanity 433 00:26:48,646 --> 00:26:51,482 is because you make $5 million a movie. 434 00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:53,184 Dude! 435 00:26:53,184 --> 00:26:55,686 What is your damage? 436 00:26:57,388 --> 00:27:01,091 Oh, yeah, and I made 7 mil for Subliminal Velocity. 437 00:27:01,091 --> 00:27:02,793 Enjoy it while it lasts, dude. 438 00:27:02,793 --> 00:27:04,795 Say hi to Julia for me, will ya? 439 00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:11,702 It's a pleasure to meet you, Gabriela. 440 00:27:11,702 --> 00:27:13,871 I wanted to come here in person to tell you 441 00:27:13,871 --> 00:27:15,539 I don't want anything from you. 442 00:27:15,539 --> 00:27:17,208 I don't want to be famous, 443 00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:19,743 and I am not interested in your magazine. 444 00:27:19,743 --> 00:27:22,880 And I don't betray my clients. 445 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,216 OK, well, thanks anyway for coming in. 446 00:27:25,216 --> 00:27:26,851 Is that it? 447 00:27:26,851 --> 00:27:30,855 Um, yeah. Willa, you want to walk her out? 448 00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,491 Oh, do you want your parking validated? 449 00:27:34,491 --> 00:27:36,927 No, I didn't park in the... 450 00:27:36,927 --> 00:27:40,397 If you'll remain loyal when you're getting paid half the going rate, 451 00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:42,733 then there's nothing I can say. 452 00:27:42,733 --> 00:27:45,002 What do you mean, "half the going rate"? 453 00:27:45,002 --> 00:27:48,839 The TomKitten baby nurse? $95 an hour. 454 00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:52,109 That's a 12-hour minimum, 24 when they travel, 455 00:27:52,109 --> 00:27:54,445 and plus the confidentiality clause, 456 00:27:54,445 --> 00:27:56,914 that's, uh... I don't know. You do the math. 457 00:27:56,914 --> 00:28:00,517 - But they... they... - Kyle and Deb, 80. 458 00:28:00,517 --> 00:28:05,022 And they're nowhere near the stars that Blair and Logan are. 459 00:28:05,022 --> 00:28:07,524 They told me this was the top rate. 460 00:28:07,524 --> 00:28:10,261 And yet you remain loyal. I think that's fantastic. 461 00:28:10,261 --> 00:28:12,529 And what if I didn't? 462 00:28:12,529 --> 00:28:17,201 Well, um... I know that you don't want to be a star. 463 00:28:17,201 --> 00:28:19,937 But I also know that you're from Flora de Mayo 464 00:28:19,937 --> 00:28:22,973 and that your mother and sister are there with other family. 465 00:28:22,973 --> 00:28:24,108 How do you know...? 466 00:28:24,108 --> 00:28:25,509 I'm a journalist. 467 00:28:25,509 --> 00:28:27,211 And I know that you worry about them 468 00:28:27,211 --> 00:28:29,146 and their standard of living. 469 00:28:29,146 --> 00:28:31,282 And if I help you? 470 00:28:31,282 --> 00:28:35,886 Well, there's a farm with some acreage and a very nice house 471 00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:39,556 next to your mother that's for sale for about $200,000, U.S. 472 00:28:39,556 --> 00:28:41,492 I think that if you help us, 473 00:28:41,492 --> 00:28:43,193 that could be a very realistic goal. 474 00:28:45,062 --> 00:28:47,665 The insiders are reporting that she's going 475 00:28:47,665 --> 00:28:50,301 to induce at the superstar suite at Cedars. 476 00:28:50,301 --> 00:28:51,769 They're all camped out there. 477 00:28:51,769 --> 00:28:53,904 I don't think they're gonna go to Cedars. 478 00:28:53,904 --> 00:28:57,041 No, I think there'll be too many unanswered questions there 479 00:28:57,041 --> 00:29:00,110 due to the nature of the pregnancy. 480 00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:02,780 Don't you think? 481 00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:06,984 I think you are right. But they don't tell me the location. 482 00:29:06,984 --> 00:29:08,852 When the baby comes, they will call, 483 00:29:08,852 --> 00:29:11,355 and then they will send a car. 484 00:29:11,355 --> 00:29:13,757 OK, well, why don't you let us worry about that. 485 00:29:13,757 --> 00:29:17,962 All you need to do is take that baby to the window 486 00:29:17,962 --> 00:29:20,197 for a shot of California sun. 487 00:29:20,197 --> 00:29:22,366 You know how the babies get jaundice. 488 00:29:25,402 --> 00:29:29,940 It's the house plus $100,000, U.S. 489 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:33,777 I want half the money up front, non-refundable, 490 00:29:33,777 --> 00:29:35,913 and the other half if you get your picture. 491 00:29:38,282 --> 00:29:41,318 Congratulations on your new home. 492 00:29:41,318 --> 00:29:42,820 Here, I'll walk you out. 493 00:29:55,566 --> 00:29:57,735 Hey. 494 00:29:57,735 --> 00:29:59,837 Hey, I can't see the screen. 495 00:29:59,837 --> 00:30:01,138 Sorry. 496 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:06,610 Babe? 497 00:30:06,610 --> 00:30:07,678 Yeah. 498 00:30:07,678 --> 00:30:09,880 I was thinking we should... 499 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,816 We should send something to Blair and Logan. 500 00:30:13,917 --> 00:30:16,086 You know, some kind of baby gift. 501 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,722 I know, totally. 502 00:30:18,722 --> 00:30:23,994 Where are they having the baby? I should get the address. 503 00:30:23,994 --> 00:30:26,296 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 504 00:30:26,296 --> 00:30:28,499 Yes! Level five! 505 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,871 - What? - The address. 506 00:30:33,871 --> 00:30:36,173 Oh, you have to call her mom 507 00:30:36,173 --> 00:30:39,276 because they're hiding out there until it's time. 508 00:30:40,644 --> 00:30:43,647 It's in my book. It's under "BM Mom." 509 00:30:43,647 --> 00:30:44,948 Cool. 510 00:30:45,949 --> 00:30:47,618 Hey. 511 00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:53,190 - I love you. - I love you. 512 00:30:57,094 --> 00:30:58,962 I love you. 513 00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:31,128 - Was that...? - It was great. 514 00:31:31,128 --> 00:31:33,831 - But you didn't... - No. 515 00:31:34,331 --> 00:31:35,466 Nothing? 516 00:31:35,466 --> 00:31:38,102 No, no, no, I didn't say "nothing." No. 517 00:31:38,102 --> 00:31:40,237 No. I just didn't come. 518 00:31:42,272 --> 00:31:43,974 Sorry. 519 00:31:43,974 --> 00:31:46,643 No, it was nice. 520 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:49,413 Maybe you could give me some direction. 521 00:31:49,413 --> 00:31:52,783 I could draw you a map. It's not gonna happen. 522 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,123 Wow. 523 00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:01,725 Listen, it's not you, OK? 524 00:32:01,725 --> 00:32:03,660 I just... I have better luck alone. 525 00:32:04,928 --> 00:32:08,866 Oh, so... a vibrator? 526 00:32:08,866 --> 00:32:12,236 Mm-hm. 527 00:32:12,236 --> 00:32:16,340 You know, they say you can get, like, desensitized. 528 00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:21,245 Yeah. Well, maybe I was never sensitized to begin with. 529 00:32:21,245 --> 00:32:22,779 What about, um...? 530 00:32:24,381 --> 00:32:27,584 Did you...? Did you come the last time? 531 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,923 So, what am I doing here? 532 00:32:32,923 --> 00:32:35,025 I had a really nice time. 533 00:32:35,025 --> 00:32:37,194 There's that word again, "nice." 534 00:32:37,194 --> 00:32:38,829 And "had." 535 00:32:38,829 --> 00:32:42,799 So does that mean it's over? 536 00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:45,068 I do have a lot of work to do. 537 00:32:46,103 --> 00:32:50,040 So essentially, I'm a booty call. 538 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,710 Well... yeah. 539 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:57,447 You know, I don't know why I'm having such a problem with that. 540 00:32:59,683 --> 00:33:01,718 Know how many times I've wanted a chick 541 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:03,654 to turn into a sandwich when I was done? 542 00:33:03,654 --> 00:33:08,058 I'm a rock musician. Booty calls are my stock-in-trade. 543 00:33:08,058 --> 00:33:10,394 Well, then, if anybody understands, then... 544 00:33:10,394 --> 00:33:14,665 Right, right. I'll just grab my stuff. 545 00:33:14,665 --> 00:33:16,667 Yeah, right. 546 00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:18,502 I make pancakes from scratch. 547 00:33:18,502 --> 00:33:20,170 Mm, carbs. 548 00:33:20,170 --> 00:33:22,239 Or I could get out my guitar 549 00:33:22,239 --> 00:33:25,342 and play some Bon Jovi-sounding bullshit ballad, 550 00:33:25,342 --> 00:33:27,077 tell you I wrote it for you. 551 00:33:27,077 --> 00:33:30,247 I've got, like, two more hours of work to do tonight. 552 00:33:30,247 --> 00:33:33,850 Wow... you're like a guy. 553 00:33:34,685 --> 00:33:35,752 You really are. 554 00:33:39,323 --> 00:33:40,490 See you later. 555 00:33:52,002 --> 00:33:55,872 - Oh, this is surreal. - What? 556 00:33:57,374 --> 00:33:59,309 I don't know, it just seems like we do a lot 557 00:33:59,309 --> 00:34:01,044 to avoid these magazines. 558 00:34:01,044 --> 00:34:03,313 Yeah, but this'll be good for you. All right? 559 00:34:03,313 --> 00:34:06,717 It's gonna get you back in the public eye. 560 00:34:06,717 --> 00:34:08,352 You're right. 561 00:34:08,352 --> 00:34:11,555 It's still surreal, though. 562 00:34:11,555 --> 00:34:13,657 Hi. Hi, thank you guys so much 563 00:34:13,657 --> 00:34:15,792 for coming down. I'm Willa McPherson. 564 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:17,794 - Julia Mallory. - Holt McLaren. 565 00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:21,365 I know who you are. You're my favorite Hollywood couple. 566 00:34:21,365 --> 00:34:23,934 Sorry. Follow me. 567 00:34:23,934 --> 00:34:25,335 Our idea is to do 568 00:34:25,335 --> 00:34:28,538 a sort of "many looks of Julia Mallory" piece. 569 00:34:28,538 --> 00:34:31,174 We're gonna pull really great red carpet shots 570 00:34:31,174 --> 00:34:34,411 and some candids, and, you know, different haircuts. 571 00:34:34,411 --> 00:34:37,681 Readers love that kind of thing. The art department is this way. 572 00:34:37,681 --> 00:34:39,249 Hello. 573 00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:41,485 This is our editor-in-chief, Lucy Spiller. 574 00:34:41,485 --> 00:34:42,753 - Hi. - How are you? 575 00:34:42,753 --> 00:34:45,355 Thank you so much for doing this. 576 00:34:45,355 --> 00:34:48,492 Thank you for your willingness to be a part of the story. 577 00:34:48,492 --> 00:34:51,595 And you, the hero. 578 00:34:51,595 --> 00:34:53,630 I know. I wouldn't be here to do this story 579 00:34:53,630 --> 00:34:55,932 if it weren't for him. 580 00:34:55,932 --> 00:34:59,036 No, you wouldn't. 581 00:34:59,036 --> 00:35:01,972 Well, we should... we should probably do this. Right? 582 00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:03,940 - Mm. - She's gotta get some rest. 583 00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:06,310 OK. Bye. 584 00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:08,345 I'll introduce you to the photo editor. 585 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,363 Hey, hey, hey! Prince Tyreese! 586 00:35:26,363 --> 00:35:27,464 Yeah, that's right. 587 00:35:28,532 --> 00:35:30,834 I'm a big, big fan. 588 00:35:30,834 --> 00:35:33,403 Bullshit! You set me up with that skank! 589 00:35:33,403 --> 00:35:37,074 Those... those pictures, those were great. 590 00:35:37,074 --> 00:35:39,676 You were in the hot tub and the chaise lounge 591 00:35:39,676 --> 00:35:43,747 and the whipped cream and the strap-on right in your... 592 00:35:43,747 --> 00:35:45,916 You wanna talk about that anymore, huh? 593 00:35:45,916 --> 00:35:47,684 Why don't you say that shit again? 594 00:35:47,684 --> 00:35:48,752 No. 595 00:35:48,752 --> 00:35:49,886 Who you working with? 596 00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:52,689 I'm a small businessman. 597 00:35:52,689 --> 00:35:55,959 - Who hired you for those pictures? - Nobody, just me. 598 00:35:55,959 --> 00:35:57,527 You lying nutbag. 599 00:35:59,563 --> 00:36:02,366 You hold the third highest all-time rebound record, 600 00:36:02,366 --> 00:36:05,502 but your free-throw percentage is hurting the team. 601 00:36:05,502 --> 00:36:09,339 In the first three games, you averaged 22 points, 602 00:36:09,339 --> 00:36:12,642 then it went up to 26 points by game four, then you fouled out. 603 00:36:14,511 --> 00:36:16,446 You son of a bitch! 604 00:36:17,214 --> 00:36:18,715 You're bent. 605 00:36:18,715 --> 00:36:22,886 Technically, I'm schizophrenic. But I am high-functioning. 606 00:36:27,257 --> 00:36:29,659 So beautiful... 607 00:36:29,659 --> 00:36:31,862 - What? - So beautiful. 608 00:36:33,697 --> 00:36:38,068 He was my buddy, yeah. But he's gone... gone. 609 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:48,645 Crazy little cockroach. 610 00:36:48,645 --> 00:36:50,113 This shit ain't over. 611 00:36:51,581 --> 00:36:52,949 OK. 612 00:37:09,433 --> 00:37:10,901 There they are! 613 00:37:19,042 --> 00:37:23,413 Cedars will be a zoo. We'll send shooters there to throw people off. 614 00:37:23,413 --> 00:37:26,049 Now, the competition is going to be insane. 615 00:37:26,049 --> 00:37:28,752 But that's OK because we've got the right information. 616 00:37:30,654 --> 00:37:34,391 Our intel says the baby's going to be born somewhere else. 617 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:20,604 They're gonna be using decoys and impostors to evade us. 618 00:38:32,883 --> 00:38:36,419 But we're gonna be in the right place at the right time. 619 00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:00,644 Aw, that's not the shot. 620 00:39:19,162 --> 00:39:20,764 Yeah, I got it. 621 00:39:20,764 --> 00:39:24,100 Yes. Yes! 622 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,369 I'm counting on you. I thought that was obvious. 623 00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:29,072 Yeah, lakeside, Thursday. Love to Katie. 624 00:39:30,941 --> 00:39:33,843 If Tina Harrad can beat that, he should give her the job. 625 00:39:35,011 --> 00:39:37,414 How's that feel? 626 00:39:37,414 --> 00:39:40,584 Being the first tabloid editor to put a dead star on the cover? 627 00:39:40,584 --> 00:39:42,619 It feels great. 628 00:39:42,619 --> 00:39:44,955 Great like pornographer great? 629 00:39:44,955 --> 00:39:47,023 Well, you call it what you want. 630 00:39:47,023 --> 00:39:49,693 Just about every news outlet in the world 631 00:39:49,693 --> 00:39:50,927 has picked up this story. 632 00:39:50,927 --> 00:39:53,196 The media bloggers are going ape-shit, 633 00:39:53,196 --> 00:39:55,432 and you think that cover's not gonna pop? 634 00:39:55,432 --> 00:39:58,868 I told you to up the draw. 635 00:39:58,868 --> 00:40:01,538 And People made a deal for $1.5 million 636 00:40:01,538 --> 00:40:03,006 for the Baby Blogan pictures, 637 00:40:04,374 --> 00:40:06,376 and we scooped 'em for expenses. 638 00:40:06,376 --> 00:40:08,745 No doubt about it, you're the queen. 639 00:40:08,745 --> 00:40:11,481 And you were the only one who nailed the Blogan thing. 640 00:40:11,481 --> 00:40:13,950 God. God, 641 00:40:13,950 --> 00:40:16,886 I mean, too vain to carry her own baby. 642 00:40:16,886 --> 00:40:20,557 And the exclusive with the surrogate was a great touch. 643 00:40:20,557 --> 00:40:23,727 So, what're you gonna do next week, Your Highness? 644 00:40:23,727 --> 00:40:24,894 Maybe I'll get lucky. 645 00:40:24,894 --> 00:40:27,497 You know somebody else who's gonna die? 646 00:40:27,497 --> 00:40:30,634 Some other big celebrity couple is gonna fake a baby? 647 00:40:30,634 --> 00:40:35,405 Those are the only covers that are gonna keep us out of debt. 648 00:40:35,405 --> 00:40:38,241 Well, thanks for your concern, but that's my problem. 649 00:40:38,241 --> 00:40:41,711 No, it's not. As of tomorrow, it's Tina Harrad's problem. 650 00:40:44,681 --> 00:40:46,516 Unless you accept my cuts. 651 00:41:12,475 --> 00:41:13,777 Holy shit. 652 00:41:20,717 --> 00:41:23,219 Hi. I want you, Terry and Janice 653 00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:25,188 to meet me in the office in 15 minutes. 654 00:41:34,731 --> 00:41:36,332 They did a nice job, huh? 655 00:41:36,332 --> 00:41:39,002 Yeah... it looks awesome. 656 00:41:41,171 --> 00:41:42,772 You wanna go out? 657 00:41:42,772 --> 00:41:45,942 - Are you feeling up to it? - Yeah, why not? 658 00:41:45,942 --> 00:41:48,978 - All right. - I'll get dressed. 659 00:42:16,873 --> 00:42:18,708 Oh, this better be good, sweet pea, 660 00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:22,812 because what I was dreaming is illegal in most states. 661 00:42:22,812 --> 00:42:24,781 Let me just say this, Gibson. 662 00:42:24,781 --> 00:42:29,319 Whatever happens tonight, you will never forget this moment. 663 00:42:29,319 --> 00:42:31,921 This is what we both live for. 664 00:42:33,389 --> 00:42:36,726 You want to cut your overhead by 20 percent? 665 00:42:37,761 --> 00:42:38,862 How about 50? 666 00:42:44,968 --> 00:42:49,739 We combine the magazines. One monster publication. 667 00:42:49,739 --> 00:42:52,475 The credibility of Now with all the lurid fun of Dirt. 668 00:42:54,110 --> 00:42:56,880 - A glossy tabloid. - It is more than that. 669 00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,383 This is People magazine with a healthy dose of "screw you." 670 00:43:00,383 --> 00:43:01,851 It's the National Enquirer 671 00:43:01,851 --> 00:43:03,920 without the penis-enlargement ads. 672 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,290 Wal-Mart mommy will love it, and so will the rich sorority girls. 673 00:43:07,290 --> 00:43:09,626 You know, when I bought Now magazine, 674 00:43:09,626 --> 00:43:12,362 I thought I had paid my way into legitimacy. 675 00:43:12,362 --> 00:43:13,663 I bought an institution. 676 00:43:13,663 --> 00:43:15,532 Now magazine brought America 677 00:43:15,532 --> 00:43:17,700 through the second half of the 20th century. 678 00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:20,003 It was solid, dependable, but it is over. 679 00:43:20,003 --> 00:43:21,871 It's culturally irrelevant. 680 00:43:21,871 --> 00:43:23,973 Well, then I'm culturally irrelevant. 681 00:43:23,973 --> 00:43:28,244 No, not if you change, not if you charge the old with the new. 682 00:43:28,244 --> 00:43:29,979 Look at Blair and Logan. 683 00:43:29,979 --> 00:43:31,314 These are two has-beens 684 00:43:31,314 --> 00:43:34,384 that became huge because they joined forces. 685 00:43:34,384 --> 00:43:38,154 We have the chance to shape American culture. 686 00:43:38,154 --> 00:43:40,690 Is this the shape we want for the culture? 687 00:43:43,259 --> 00:43:46,462 You're the one who always says let the marketplace decide. 688 00:43:46,462 --> 00:43:49,098 This is what the marketplace wants. 689 00:43:49,098 --> 00:43:52,769 - You need this. - No, you need this. 690 00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,274 If I do this for you... 691 00:43:58,274 --> 00:44:02,111 You name it. I'll do anything. I know this will succeed. 692 00:44:02,111 --> 00:44:04,380 I know it. I can feel it. 693 00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:06,316 Brent Barrow know anything about this? 694 00:44:06,316 --> 00:44:07,617 I came straight to you. 695 00:44:07,617 --> 00:44:09,652 Vision is not a part of his job. 696 00:44:09,652 --> 00:44:13,022 - He won't be pleased. - I don't give a shit. 697 00:44:13,022 --> 00:44:14,791 I don't work for him. 698 00:44:14,791 --> 00:44:16,392 And God help you if you're wrong. 699 00:44:17,794 --> 00:44:19,796 I won't be. 700 00:44:30,039 --> 00:44:33,543 Yeah, see? Told you. 701 00:46:35,631 --> 00:46:37,333 'Morning, sweetheart.