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[rock music plays]
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Lucy, I just need five minutes
of your time for my new client.
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Nice job with Jessica.
Oh, my God, she looked
ridiculous.
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Hey, sweetie, listen, Jessica
wants you to print a retraction.
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- Not now.
- We'll talk about it...
we'll talk about it later.
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I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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What's that, Harvey?
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No woman should leave their
drink unattended in these
troubled times.
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Most of all you.
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- You heard of Jatropha curcas?
- Your second wife?
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No. It's a poisonous plant
that grows in the tropics.
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Very difficult to detect,
flavorless,
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and it kills in
about 15 minutes.
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Do you have any idea of
how many of these people
would like to see you
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laying on the ground begging
for somebody to call 911?
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Damien Fields,
less than 20 feet away.
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You have pictures of him blowing
some guy in Griffith Park.
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At least we shot his good side.
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Cara Valente.
Exposé on her and her nanny.
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- Manny.
- Right. Manny.
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And that time-lapse series
on the hooker parade
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on and off my yacht.
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That was very clever.
It was very funny.
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Didn't even make the cover.
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You're hardly Spielberg, Harvey.
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Certainly not anymore
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after becoming a punch line
in your magazines.
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You know, that divorce cost me
two out of my three houses.
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Hollywood,
that's practically homeless.
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- You know why I'm not afraid?
- Hmm?
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Because you and all of your
Hollywood pals read my magazines
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and secretly love them.
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And you know every word is true.
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And as much as you all
hate to admit it, you need me.
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You're amazing.
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[gasps]
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[♪ Debby Holiday: Dig Deep ]
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♪ Dig in, dig deep
Deserve what you reap ♪
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♪ Don't you know
the truth will set you free? ♪
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Prince Tyreese, high scorer
tonight with 26 points and a
triple-double.
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How does it feel?
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Good. I wish they could all
go down like that.
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What are your thoughts
going to the playoffs?
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Play good, don't get hurt.
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Make sure I make it to my kids'
parent-teacher conference.
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Wise words indeed from tonight's
Pontiac MVP, Prince Tyreese.
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Keep it.
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Sorry. I'm happily married.
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I don't care if you're on your
deathbed, your mother's on fire,
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we're at the brink
of nuclear war,
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I want those photos
on my desk tonight.
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OK. Give my love to Maria.
Bye.
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OK, everybody.
What do you got?
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We have a dozen
really ugly celeb butt shots.
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Great. Do we have Britney?
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Oh, yes.
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Hmm. "Derriere Don'ts."
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- "Booty Boo-Boos"?
- "Pass The Cottage Cheese."
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That's good, but it's
a little too abstract.
This is Dirt Magazine, folks.
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[all laughing]
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OK. What about covers?
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We have a lead on a mistress
in the Pagliacco murder trial.
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- [Lucy] Confirmation?
- It's gonna cost us.
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- What does she look like?
- Not bad. Slutty.
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Good. We love slutty.
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Tell her if she doesn't talk
to us, we're gonna run it
without her side.
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Oh. Excuse me.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- [whispers] Just
make it happen.
- OK.
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No problem.
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- Anything on the Blogan bump?
- [girl] Nothing on the Blump.
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But I was with Mary Kate's
trainer's best friend at a
party.
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She was saying
she might be going to rehab.
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Really? Anything else on that?
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No. I thought we could do
a thing about her struggle
with addiction...
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Right, her struggle. OK.
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Listen, there is actual
reporting involved
in what we do.
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Our readers want to know
people actually screw up,
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that they sleep with hookers
and that they lie.
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No, a friend of a friend,
that would be gossip.
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Gossip is what lands you
in court.
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The only real defense we have
is the truth, preferably with
photos.
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Duffy, you're fired.
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McPherson, you've got a week
to convince me not to fire you.
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Duffy, you have five minutes
to clean out your desk.
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Shit.
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Remember. The people that
we're going after every day
are not stupid.
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They've risen to the top.
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So we have to be faster, bolder,
and smarter than they are.
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Think we're behind here, you
should see your sister magazine.
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If anything breaks, I'm
reachable. Guys, have fun.
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[rock music plays]
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[Lucy] Hi, Don.
Are you in place?
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[Don] Yes.
The housekeeper let me in.
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I gave Stormy
half the money up front.
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Ok. Great. Tyreese is leaving
training right now.
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Are you OK?
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Don?
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Yeah.
I don't know. I'm OK.
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Don, are you taking
your medication?
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Have you been in touch with
Dr. Shalba? I cannot go
to the pharmacy for you.
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- OK. Sorry.
- Can you still do the work?
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- Yes.
- Are you sure?
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You want me to get
someone to cover the premiere?
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No, I got it.
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Go after Holt McLaren,
make him mad.
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That's right.
And I'll take over from there.
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[woman moaning] Oh, Prince!
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- [moaning]
- [camera snapping photos]
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Oh, yes!
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I think it's your turn now.
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[rock music plays]
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Turn this way and smile, please!
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Right over here.
Just one more.
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You got it.
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Hey, Lucy.
Want some chili fries?
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God, no. Did you get
Tyreese and the hooker?
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- Yeah.
- You got everything?
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I got them having sex
for two hours
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and the coke, and he choked her
and the strap-on.
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- Don, not so loud?
- Right.
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- Julia!
- Julia!
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Julia!
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[cheering] Johnny!
Johnny! Johnny!
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Will you step out while
we get some pictures of
the stars?
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- Holt McLaren?
- Yeah.
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- You were great in
Another Word for Love.
- Thanks.
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I mean really great. Like...
like stop-the-presses great.
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And yet somehow
the presses keep going, huh?
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- Haven't seen you
in the trades lately.
- Huh?
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- Haven't seen you
in the trades lately.
- I took some time off.
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- You did like seven movies
in a row that all bombed.
- Yeah, I did.
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Countdown, Blow Monkey,
Pale Assassin, The Growling,
Hospitality,
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1313 Tellinghouse Lane.
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That's only six.
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Dead Even.
Uncredited cameo.
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Wow. You're creepy, man.
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You're always great
in everything you do.
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You're authentic.
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Thanks.
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Anything coming up?
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Huh?
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Anything coming up?
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Um... I'm, like, in talks
on this cool Fincher movie.
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It's a great script.
We'll see.
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- That sounds pretty vague.
- Huh?
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Sounds pretty unlikely,
like the movie won't happen.
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Anyway, take care, man.
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Hey, Holt! Holt! Holt!
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- What?
- They have great chemistry.
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He's not very good,
but they're good together.
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You know,
they look hot together.
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What?
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It was a rumor,
he screwed her on the movie.
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- What the hell did you say?
- I don't believe it.
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But I could find out
definitively if you
want to know.
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What are you talking about?
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That way, maybe you could
give me a piece of gossip.
Or a big one.
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And that way, I could
help you get your career
out of the toilet.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Take it easy.
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That's good work, Don.
That's great work.
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I want to see
that footage first.
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Get out of here.
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[man] Hey, Holt!
Where's the smile, buddy?
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Yeah, right here, pal.
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[up-tempo music plays]
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[man] I was in a fight
with this guy.
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And he's being an idiot.
And he's on the floor, you know.
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He looks back up at me
and I'm all like, "I know
Krav Maga, bitch!"
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Guys, right here?
Thank you. Beautiful.
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Oh, hey, Holt, bummer about
that a-hole paparazzi dude.
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Yeah.
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- So, what's up, man?
- Huh?
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You been working?
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- Developing a couple things.
- He's got an independent.
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Man, you were awesome
in Another Word for Love.
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One of my all-times.
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Thanks, man.
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I thought, damn,
this guy's good.
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I thought I was gonna
have to, like, move aside.
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I'm gonna go sit down.
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Hey, keep at it.
You got mad skills, dog!
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Yeah, peace out, bro.
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Hi.
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I'm sorry about earlier.
That photographer's a nut job.
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And you give a shit because...
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I'm Lucy Spiller, Now magazine.
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I'm a big fan.
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Right.
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Listen...
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I would love to do
a feature on you sometime.
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"The Actor's Actor."
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"Actor's Actor," huh?
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Isn't that a nice way of saying
"chronically unemployed"?
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We just have to find
the right thing to do together.
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Or the right reason.
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Bye.
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- [chattering]
- [dance music playing]
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- [Julia] What an asshole.
- [Holt] Gee, you think?
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[Julia] Easy there, Tyson.
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Hey.
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I'm so sorry
I ruined your premiere.
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Are you kidding?
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You took their minds off
the movie, which sucks.
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Come on.
You were great, though.
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You just love me.
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Yeah, I guess I do.
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You can do better than that.
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Don't you think we've been
in the news enough for one
night?
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Come on, you really think
anybody in here sees anything
but themselves?
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Plus, it's really dark in here.
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It is.
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And wet.
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Make me come.
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Great performance!
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Thank you.
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[horn honking]
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- Call me anytime.
- That would be great, thanks.
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You know,
nobody in Hollywood reads.
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It would be a stretch to call
me somebody in Hollywood.
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This whole book...
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...the whole thing
happens because
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the guy dips a cookie
in some tea.
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It's not just any cookie.
It's a Madeleine.
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Wow, she's gorgeous
and she's read Proust.
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I'm Cal.
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Lucy.
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What?
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This is where you lose interest
because I'm not a player.
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- I look that shallow?
- No. You don't look
shallow at all.
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Well, I might be...
just a little.
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We should get a medal
for sitting through that movie.
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Or something.
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Definitely something.
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[soft rock music plays]
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- That's me.
- That's me.
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You think you can catch me?
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If you let me.
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[Hawaiian music playing]
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Hey, buddy.
You like that? Huh?
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You like that, buddy?
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Sure, you do.
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[knock on door]
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Somebody at the door.
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Mm-hmm.
246
00:17:59,721 --> 00:18:02,123
- Hey, Stormy.
- Hey, Don.
247
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,591
Come on in.
248
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:09,831
I was just playing a little
Hawaiian music for Tristan.
249
00:18:11,032 --> 00:18:12,167
I hear it.
250
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,735
Yeah. He likes that.
251
00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:16,638
Dr. Lucero said
the cancer could go away,
252
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,174
but it's not very likely.
253
00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:21,376
Cats are nocturnal.
254
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:26,080
Right. Listen, do you think
I can get the rest of my money
now?
255
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,917
OK. Here you go.
256
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,985
Let go, baby. Let go.
257
00:18:38,593 --> 00:18:41,329
You put that strap-on
right in his butt.
258
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,964
I did.
259
00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:46,601
That was great.
Here you go.
260
00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:49,270
- Thank you.
- OK.
261
00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:51,439
- Good night.
- Good night.
262
00:18:51,439 --> 00:18:55,376
She was nice, huh?
Nice lady.
263
00:18:56,644 --> 00:18:59,047
Ah. Kira?
Hi, honey.
264
00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:00,415
How are you?
265
00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:03,651
Oh, you look so good!
266
00:19:03,651 --> 00:19:04,953
- Hi.
- How are ya?
267
00:19:04,953 --> 00:19:06,287
I'm good.
268
00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:08,656
- Your skin,
it's, like, glowing.
- Really?
269
00:19:08,656 --> 00:19:11,426
Yeah.
You getting laid?
270
00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:12,727
I wish.
271
00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:15,129
- Let me show you around, OK?
- OK.
272
00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:19,934
Oh, girl, I love it!
It's so bohemian.
273
00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:20,969
Thank you.
274
00:19:22,804 --> 00:19:24,572
Oh, check it out.
275
00:19:24,572 --> 00:19:28,109
This guy gave me some E.
276
00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:29,277
E.
277
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,780
How retro.
278
00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:35,950
Here.
279
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,355
Come on,
this shit wrecks me.
280
00:19:43,157 --> 00:19:46,094
- Mmm. Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
281
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,002
Dude, come on.
It's just a fridge.
282
00:19:54,002 --> 00:19:57,872
I don't think he can hear you,
bro. He's pretty cashed.
283
00:19:57,872 --> 00:20:01,075
Holy shit, that's that guy Holt.
Holt, uh...
284
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,310
- McLaren?
- Yeah.
285
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:04,212
The guy from
Another Word for Love?
286
00:20:04,212 --> 00:20:05,580
That guy was phenomenal.
287
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,315
What's he been doing since then?
288
00:20:07,315 --> 00:20:09,384
Standing in front
of this fridge.
289
00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:11,919
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, buddy?
290
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,409
Stop.
291
00:20:34,409 --> 00:20:36,144
Oh, yes.
292
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,789
What?
What's wrong, honey?
293
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,291
What is it?
294
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,760
You can talk to me.
295
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:57,298
[sniffling, sobbing]
296
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,167
I'm pregnant.
297
00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:01,135
Oh, God. Oh, baby.
298
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:04,505
What...who?
299
00:21:04,505 --> 00:21:09,944
Indie art-house loser
Jeff Stagliano.
300
00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:11,579
Oh, crap.
301
00:21:14,015 --> 00:21:15,550
How?
302
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,985
I met him at a retrospective
303
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,855
that they were doing
at the Egyptian of his films.
304
00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:24,025
Can you imagine that?
A retrospective of that shit?
305
00:21:24,025 --> 00:21:26,461
I am so totally screwed.
306
00:21:26,461 --> 00:21:30,598
Oh, honey, look,
you can always... you know...
307
00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:34,001
No! I am so totally Catholic.
308
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,603
I can't.
309
00:21:36,637 --> 00:21:38,272
Well... does he know?
310
00:21:38,272 --> 00:21:41,743
No. Nobody knows.
311
00:21:43,311 --> 00:21:45,279
Nobody knows except you.
312
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:52,487
Oh, sweetie.
313
00:21:52,487 --> 00:21:55,623
Aw... it's OK.
314
00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:58,960
[crying]
315
00:22:01,963 --> 00:22:03,464
[Julia] It's OK, honey.
316
00:22:16,244 --> 00:22:18,946
- What are you doing?
- I gotta teach a yoga class.
317
00:22:21,015 --> 00:22:22,016
Wow.
318
00:22:22,984 --> 00:22:24,685
- Hi.
- Hi.
319
00:22:26,988 --> 00:22:29,323
Hi.
320
00:22:29,323 --> 00:22:30,691
This is for you.
321
00:22:31,526 --> 00:22:33,661
What is this?
322
00:22:33,661 --> 00:22:34,896
Just our CD.
323
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:38,266
I mean, just in case
you wanna give it a listen.
324
00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:40,802
I feel terrible.
I didn't get you anything.
325
00:22:40,802 --> 00:22:45,173
You're in the studio, you think
there's never been a piece of
music like it.
326
00:22:45,173 --> 00:22:47,241
Mozart and Dylan leap to mind.
327
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:51,712
Then you finish it, and you find
every reason in the world
to hate it.
328
00:22:51,712 --> 00:22:53,047
Sounds like fun.
329
00:22:53,047 --> 00:22:56,284
Then there's getting
people to actually listen to it,
330
00:22:56,284 --> 00:22:57,952
and maybe even buy it.
331
00:22:57,952 --> 00:23:00,621
You have your press contacts
and your photos.
332
00:23:00,621 --> 00:23:03,090
Yeah. Nothing like being
a desperate musician
333
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,326
trying not to appear desperate.
334
00:23:05,326 --> 00:23:08,863
How am I doing?
You wanna make us famous?
335
00:23:08,863 --> 00:23:11,132
I never told you
what I did for a living.
336
00:23:11,132 --> 00:23:14,936
No. Why?
You're not, like, CIA are you?
337
00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:17,738
Wow.
You knew the whole time.
338
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,608
"Wanna make us famous?"
339
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,910
That was my feeble
attempt at humor.
340
00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:25,046
- Get out.
- What?
341
00:23:25,046 --> 00:23:26,180
Get out.
342
00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:28,516
Lucy, what's going on?
I had an amazing time.
343
00:23:28,516 --> 00:23:31,319
- I'm sure you did.
It didn't work.
- What didn't work?
344
00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:33,321
I'm not going
until we sort this out.
345
00:23:33,321 --> 00:23:34,655
This is sorted out.
346
00:23:34,655 --> 00:23:37,992
- Get your shit and go.
- That's crazy. This is crazy.
347
00:23:37,992 --> 00:23:39,627
Is that a stun gun?
348
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:42,930
- Yeah. Now leave.
- Lucy, you're not
gonna use a stun...
349
00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:44,899
- [zapping]
- [groaning]
350
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:54,308
[shouting in pain]
351
00:23:57,678 --> 00:24:01,015
Cats do much better
with radiation than humans.
352
00:24:01,015 --> 00:24:03,851
How do you know that?
353
00:24:03,851 --> 00:24:06,754
Well, for one thing,
they have fewer pain sensors.
354
00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:12,426
I feel that you could have
caught this cancer earlier, Don.
355
00:24:12,426 --> 00:24:15,396
- I do too, buddy.
- Excuse me?
356
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,817
Baby, baby, I'm so sorry.
357
00:25:09,817 --> 00:25:12,720
I mean, what the hell
are they looking for?
358
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,523
Sweetie, I know, they suck.
They are idiots.
359
00:25:15,523 --> 00:25:18,059
If we could just get you
a little press.
360
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:20,194
I got a call from
Dancing with the Stars.
361
00:25:20,194 --> 00:25:23,531
[laughs] I'm not doing no
Dancing with the Stars
bullshit.
362
00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:27,034
- It is a hot, hot show.
- What did Fincher say, exactly?
363
00:25:27,034 --> 00:25:30,037
I couldn't get him on the phone,
then J.J. went on this rant
364
00:25:30,037 --> 00:25:32,673
about how you're not hot,
you're not bankable...
365
00:25:32,673 --> 00:25:35,109
All right, all right.
366
00:25:38,546 --> 00:25:40,214
Call me later,
will you please?
367
00:25:40,214 --> 00:25:42,249
Why'd you have guys
on Prince Tyreese?
368
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,653
- Is he the basketball player?
- Yes, he's the basketball
player.
369
00:25:45,653 --> 00:25:47,788
Come on. We always
have people on him.
370
00:25:47,788 --> 00:25:51,792
He's got a squeaky-clean
family-man image and he's
a total slime ball.
371
00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:55,896
- Did you get anything on him?
- You want him to autograph
your balls?
372
00:25:55,896 --> 00:25:58,099
No. The son of a bitch
loses us every time.
373
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,234
- Lucy. Lucy?
- What?
374
00:26:00,234 --> 00:26:03,904
You realize Gibson Horne has a
30% interest in the team, right?
375
00:26:03,904 --> 00:26:05,239
Shame on you, Brent.
376
00:26:05,239 --> 00:26:08,209
We're not supposed
to cave to corporate interests.
377
00:26:08,209 --> 00:26:11,045
Oh, my God. Is that how
you get through the night,
378
00:26:11,045 --> 00:26:13,714
- pretending to be a journalist?
- No, I take pills.
379
00:26:13,714 --> 00:26:15,650
How do you get
through the night?
380
00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:22,490
Don Konkey!
The last pap to shoot on film.
381
00:26:22,490 --> 00:26:23,891
Hi, Mr. Barrow.
382
00:26:23,891 --> 00:26:26,627
Hey, great job on that
Holt and Julia thing.
383
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:29,530
Terrific stuff. You keep that
up. You're a real playmaker.
384
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,269
You let me know if you get
anything on Prince Tyreese.
385
00:26:35,269 --> 00:26:37,171
You're always
my first call, Brent.
386
00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:53,521
- [man] You're a paramecium!
- [woman] Donny, I love...
387
00:26:53,521 --> 00:26:54,955
[laughing]
388
00:26:54,955 --> 00:26:56,724
- Shh, don't!
- [man] Don!
389
00:26:56,724 --> 00:26:58,826
[man, woman laughing]
390
00:27:01,028 --> 00:27:02,430
Go away!
391
00:27:02,430 --> 00:27:04,932
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
392
00:27:07,702 --> 00:27:11,105
[man] Remember the puppy dog
in third grade?
393
00:27:16,777 --> 00:27:18,446
Shh.
Shh.
394
00:27:25,486 --> 00:27:28,689
If I'm gonna do this,
my name can never be used.
395
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,424
Your name means nothing.
396
00:27:31,425 --> 00:27:32,727
Thanks, buddy.
397
00:27:32,727 --> 00:27:35,029
They wouldn't want
to use your name.
398
00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:37,965
Well, they can't,
no matter what.
399
00:27:37,965 --> 00:27:39,767
OK.
400
00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:43,704
And I want some cash. And I want
some kind of good press.
401
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:46,874
I want stories
in your magazines.
402
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,744
Stories that make it seem
like I'm getting offers.
403
00:27:49,744 --> 00:27:52,680
I need to have some idea
of how big a story you have.
404
00:27:54,448 --> 00:27:56,183
It's big.
405
00:27:56,183 --> 00:27:58,152
And whether we get it
exclusively.
406
00:27:58,152 --> 00:28:00,421
You do.
407
00:28:00,421 --> 00:28:04,391
And I have to talk to Lucy.
For all I know, we already
know all about it.
408
00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:06,494
You don't.
Nobody does.
409
00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:10,331
I can't talk right now.
410
00:28:10,331 --> 00:28:13,334
They'll want more
than just the one story.
411
00:28:13,334 --> 00:28:15,469
I got as much
as they can handle.
412
00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,508
How's your big project?
413
00:28:22,109 --> 00:28:23,744
I'll call you.
414
00:28:26,614 --> 00:28:30,017
- [woman] And you haven't
been seeing a therapist?
- Nope.
415
00:28:30,017 --> 00:28:33,888
I'm going to recommend very
strongly, once again, that you
see a therapist.
416
00:28:33,888 --> 00:28:36,690
You have the money, the
insurance. I have a list here.
417
00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:38,125
OK. If I could just...
418
00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:40,728
You can't treat these drugs
like a smorgasbord
419
00:28:40,728 --> 00:28:43,697
and take the ones
you feel like taking.
420
00:28:43,697 --> 00:28:47,268
If I could get the Zeldox,
the Risperdal, Zyprexa and
Aripiprazole?
421
00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:51,238
You are one of the lucky people
who have schizophrenia that's
manageable.
422
00:28:51,238 --> 00:28:54,742
- Most people
aren't so fortunate.
I know.
423
00:28:54,742 --> 00:28:59,180
- You have to respect the
disease and the treatment.
- OK. I'll respect the disease.
424
00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:02,550
If I could get the Zeldox,
the Risperdal, Zyprexa and
Aripiprazole?
425
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:05,719
All right.
426
00:29:12,426 --> 00:29:15,062
But I wanna
see you in three weeks.
427
00:29:15,062 --> 00:29:17,731
Thank you.
428
00:29:17,731 --> 00:29:21,535
If you don't want your client
in a celebrity "big asses"
piece,
429
00:29:21,535 --> 00:29:24,939
she should stop her
twice-daily trips to KFC
430
00:29:24,939 --> 00:29:28,209
or stop calling herself
a celebrity. Bye.
431
00:29:28,209 --> 00:29:31,011
- Good morning, sunshine.
- I'm late for a meeting.
432
00:29:31,011 --> 00:29:32,780
This won't take long.
433
00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:35,382
Gib asked me to look
at sales/spending ratios,
434
00:29:35,382 --> 00:29:38,185
and someone needs
a little intervention.
435
00:29:38,185 --> 00:29:41,922
Since when do you have anything
to do with the editorial budget?
436
00:29:41,922 --> 00:29:44,158
Since the owner of the company
asked me to.
437
00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:49,363
I forgot. Gibson's little
warrior. How's the view from
deep inside his ass?
438
00:29:49,363 --> 00:29:51,932
Maybe you should
remember who hired you.
439
00:29:51,932 --> 00:29:54,001
You just wanted to screw me.
440
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,904
Yes, that's right. The whole
world is out to screw you.
441
00:29:56,904 --> 00:29:58,472
In one way or another.
442
00:29:58,472 --> 00:30:01,008
I hired you because
you were the one editor
443
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:03,978
that was supposed to run two
magazines at the same time
444
00:30:03,978 --> 00:30:06,146
and make them twice
as successful.
445
00:30:06,146 --> 00:30:09,950
If you want me to, give me the
freedom to run two magazines.
446
00:30:09,950 --> 00:30:12,186
You're overspending!
447
00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:17,591
I am busting my ass to make
these magazines work.
448
00:30:17,591 --> 00:30:21,629
It's amazing how naked ambition
makes a person just completely
transparent.
449
00:30:22,663 --> 00:30:25,065
Really?
What do you see?
450
00:30:25,065 --> 00:30:27,001
You want my job.
451
00:30:27,001 --> 00:30:29,536
I would kill myself
if I had your job.
452
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,238
I like to get dirty.
453
00:30:38,412 --> 00:30:41,115
[man] Don. Donny.
454
00:30:41,115 --> 00:30:43,183
- [man 2] Hey, dickweed!
- [man] Donny !
455
00:30:43,183 --> 00:30:45,386
[man 2] I can
read your thoughts.
456
00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:48,689
[man] Oh yeah, Don.
Donny! Donny!
457
00:30:48,689 --> 00:30:50,391
Donny! Donny! Donny!
458
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:53,661
- Hey, Donny Little Dick.
- I am not. I'm average.
459
00:30:53,661 --> 00:30:57,298
[man 2] All your thoughts
are being monitored, Donny.
460
00:30:57,298 --> 00:30:58,933
No!
461
00:30:58,933 --> 00:31:03,170
- [woman] I love you. Donny!
- [humming]
462
00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:06,206
I love you, Donny.
Kiss me.
463
00:31:06,206 --> 00:31:08,309
No. Not here.
464
00:31:08,309 --> 00:31:10,878
I'll scream.
I'll scream, Donny. Kiss me!
465
00:31:10,878 --> 00:31:12,880
- No, no, no.
- Just kiss me!
466
00:31:18,052 --> 00:31:21,588
- [voices laughing]
- Can I help you?
467
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,692
The Zeldox, the Risperdol,
the Zyprexa, and the
Aripiprazole.
468
00:31:24,692 --> 00:31:28,028
OK. It'll be about 45 minutes.
469
00:31:28,028 --> 00:31:29,596
OK.
470
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,931
[hissing]
471
00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:33,233
- No!
- I'm sorry?
472
00:31:33,233 --> 00:31:36,704
- [man] Back away, Don.
- [man 2] Hey, come on, Don.
473
00:31:36,704 --> 00:31:39,873
- [man 2] Don. Where you going?
- [man] Run away!
Run away, Don!
474
00:31:56,690 --> 00:31:58,258
[note sounding]
475
00:31:59,927 --> 00:32:01,428
[lower note sounding]
476
00:32:02,663 --> 00:32:04,164
[higher note sounding]
477
00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:06,967
[note sounding]
478
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:12,539
[music in mind]
479
00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:41,568
- I think babies are beautiful.
- Shut up.
480
00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:44,371
I'm totally cool with
just being the baby daddy.
481
00:32:44,371 --> 00:32:47,808
I'm not!
I slept with you once, Jeff!
482
00:32:47,808 --> 00:32:50,878
So? I sleep with
a lot of people once.
483
00:32:50,878 --> 00:32:54,915
[Kira] Right. That's my point.
484
00:32:54,915 --> 00:32:57,718
[Jeff] OK. So say someone else
is the baby daddy.
485
00:32:57,718 --> 00:33:01,021
- What are you saying it
like that for?
- Like what?
486
00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:03,490
Like you're P. Diddy
or something.
487
00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:07,528
I cannot believe
I ever threw you a bang.
488
00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:08,929
Ew!
489
00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:12,800
My publicist told me
Dirt magazine already knows
490
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,637
that you're the baby's daddy
because that whore Julia Mallory
told them.
491
00:33:16,637 --> 00:33:19,006
I hear you, baby.
I totally hear you.
492
00:33:19,006 --> 00:33:22,376
- You hear me?
- Loud and clear, Major Tom.
493
00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:23,944
Oh, my God.
494
00:33:26,747 --> 00:33:29,216
Look, whatever's going on,
495
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:33,020
you gotta take it easy
and not get so tweaked.
496
00:33:44,331 --> 00:33:48,135
- [crying]
- [soft rock music plays]
497
00:33:48,135 --> 00:33:50,971
She...she thinks I told Dirt.
498
00:33:50,971 --> 00:33:54,875
She thinks I told the magazine.
499
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:58,345
She says she's never
going to talk to me again.
500
00:33:58,345 --> 00:34:00,280
Shh.
501
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,517
I would never do that.
You know I wouldn't.
502
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,088
Kira has nobody.
503
00:34:09,723 --> 00:34:12,659
Oh, God,
I am so lucky I have you.
504
00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:15,596
Shh, shh. Shh.
505
00:34:32,012 --> 00:34:35,048
Hi.
506
00:34:35,048 --> 00:34:40,220
Just take whatever you want,
all right? Don't hurt me.
507
00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:41,622
That's cute.
508
00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:44,558
We're closed,
but you want a drink,
509
00:34:44,558 --> 00:34:47,895
or just a wall socket
to charge your stun gun?
510
00:34:47,895 --> 00:34:50,130
You really didn't
know who I was?
511
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:53,834
I still don't. I mean,
who the hell are you?
Why is it such a big deal?
512
00:34:53,834 --> 00:34:56,203
Anyway, I'm sorry.
513
00:34:56,203 --> 00:34:58,005
There it is.
514
00:34:58,005 --> 00:35:00,941
It doesn't happen often.
But I am.
515
00:35:00,941 --> 00:35:04,912
Or even, like, "I'm sorry I
tazered your nutsac when you
let down your guard
516
00:35:04,912 --> 00:35:09,216
with a woman for the first time
since your ex cheated on you"?
For example.
517
00:35:09,216 --> 00:35:13,654
Wow. That's rough.
OK, I'm really sorry.
518
00:35:13,654 --> 00:35:17,391
- See? It's pretty nice.
- Getting the hang of it.
519
00:35:24,464 --> 00:35:26,867
If you wanna give
it another try...
520
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:32,039
I promise,
no weapons this time.
521
00:35:35,809 --> 00:35:39,413
Oh... yep, here it is!
This is it.
522
00:35:40,981 --> 00:35:42,749
Look. Look.
523
00:35:46,553 --> 00:35:49,623
Wow. Hey, look at this.
524
00:35:49,623 --> 00:35:51,758
"Wagging tongues
in the rumor mill
525
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:54,895
say Holt has several big movie
deals in the works."
526
00:35:54,895 --> 00:35:57,130
I wish they'd let
me know about them.
527
00:35:57,130 --> 00:36:00,567
No, it doesn't matter. If they
say you're hot, you'll be hot.
528
00:36:00,567 --> 00:36:02,569
If you say so.
529
00:36:04,104 --> 00:36:06,707
Babe, I am so proud of you.
530
00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:17,584
[phone rings]
531
00:36:17,584 --> 00:36:20,787
Hello? Bullshit, who is this?
532
00:36:21,655 --> 00:36:24,224
Oh... Mr. Fincher.
533
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,360
David, right.
534
00:36:27,761 --> 00:36:29,563
Yeah, it was just a puff piece,
535
00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:32,332
but... no, thank you.
536
00:36:32,332 --> 00:36:35,969
To be... to be in your movie?
537
00:36:35,969 --> 00:36:38,805
What, are you kidding?
Of course.
538
00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,841
With Kira... Kira Klay?
539
00:36:40,841 --> 00:36:44,144
No, I didn't know
she was gonna do it.
540
00:36:44,144 --> 00:36:46,747
And Clooney.
541
00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:49,316
That's awesome.
542
00:36:49,316 --> 00:36:52,653
Thanks.
No, thank you. Thank you.
543
00:36:52,653 --> 00:36:55,522
No, listen, I'm gonna work
my ass off on this part.
544
00:36:55,522 --> 00:36:59,860
I'm gonna work my ass off.
Thank you. Thank you.
545
00:37:00,694 --> 00:37:05,666
[soft rock music]
546
00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:41,168
- [phone ringing]
- Oh, wait. Hold on.
547
00:37:42,369 --> 00:37:43,403
Hello?
548
00:37:45,672 --> 00:37:49,209
What? What?
549
00:37:49,209 --> 00:37:50,610
Slow down.
550
00:37:53,447 --> 00:37:54,448
OK.
551
00:37:56,183 --> 00:37:57,784
OK, thank you.
552
00:37:59,086 --> 00:38:00,120
It's Kira.
553
00:38:01,722 --> 00:38:03,223
She OD'd.
554
00:38:25,979 --> 00:38:27,047
[Lucy] Hey, Don.
555
00:38:28,782 --> 00:38:30,650
What are you doing?
556
00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:33,687
I like little fudgie rolls.
557
00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:35,522
Well, you have money.
558
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:38,024
Why don't you just buy
some little fudgie rolls?
559
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,760
I like 'em from here.
560
00:38:41,828 --> 00:38:43,497
You feeling better?
561
00:38:43,497 --> 00:38:45,565
Much better.
The voices...
562
00:38:45,565 --> 00:38:47,901
- Much better.
- Well, good.
563
00:38:47,901 --> 00:38:50,804
-Thank you, Lucy.
- You're a great
photographer, Don.
564
00:38:50,804 --> 00:38:52,672
You don't owe me anything.
565
00:38:57,511 --> 00:38:59,679
[exhales sharply]
566
00:39:00,881 --> 00:39:04,851
- [chattering]
- Morning, Mr. Fincher.
567
00:39:04,851 --> 00:39:08,789
Could I get something hot
to drink? Chamomile tea
or something.
568
00:39:09,256 --> 00:39:10,590
Thanks.
569
00:39:10,590 --> 00:39:12,659
- Good morning, David.
- Morning.
570
00:39:12,659 --> 00:39:14,728
- Hey, man.
- Morning, David.
571
00:39:15,829 --> 00:39:17,731
Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
572
00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:22,135
I don't know what you know.
I don't know what you wanna
know.
573
00:39:22,135 --> 00:39:26,406
But I've spent most of the
morning on the phone with
Kira's manager,
574
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:30,277
who informs me that she's
had a medical emergency
575
00:39:30,277 --> 00:39:34,047
and will not be
joining our film.
576
00:39:34,047 --> 00:39:39,286
This is the least
of the new bad news.
577
00:39:39,286 --> 00:39:44,157
Apparently, Mr. Clooney can't
see anybody else in the role...
578
00:39:44,157 --> 00:39:49,763
...and, although I don't know
how this is going to shake out
579
00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:53,600
in the next 48 hours,
we're all adults and...
580
00:39:56,336 --> 00:39:59,539
I think we know
how this tends to end up.
581
00:40:01,341 --> 00:40:04,744
Have a bagel,
and thank you for coming.
582
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:25,432
You can send him in.
583
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:36,142
Now, what can I do for you
besides receiving your undying
gratitude
584
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,345
for the beautiful profile
in my magazine?
585
00:40:38,345 --> 00:40:41,014
I'm not going to give you
any more dirt,
586
00:40:41,014 --> 00:40:44,484
not about my friends
or my enemies.
587
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:46,419
Kira's in the hospital
because...
588
00:40:46,419 --> 00:40:48,922
Kira's in the hospital
because she's a drug addict.
589
00:40:48,922 --> 00:40:50,857
The point is you people...
590
00:40:50,857 --> 00:40:55,629
You're welcome for the profile,
plus the three other tidbits
we've managed to place,
591
00:40:55,629 --> 00:40:58,532
which any publicist
would sacrifice a left nut for.
592
00:40:58,532 --> 00:41:01,101
Secondly, you're now a source.
593
00:41:01,101 --> 00:41:03,637
I think we're gonna
do wonderful things together,
594
00:41:03,637 --> 00:41:06,039
me, you, and Don here.
595
00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:08,375
I like this office.
596
00:41:09,309 --> 00:41:12,312
I'm not gonna help you anymore.
597
00:41:12,312 --> 00:41:13,880
Oh, poor Julia.
598
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,783
No. Don't...
don't even go there.
599
00:41:16,783 --> 00:41:19,219
When she finds out
about your betrayal.
600
00:41:19,219 --> 00:41:21,221
Think about it,
poor Julia.
601
00:41:21,221 --> 00:41:23,690
I mean, I know how
much she adores you.
602
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:26,726
She'll either understand
or she won't. I don't care.
603
00:41:26,726 --> 00:41:29,362
I love her, and she loves me.
604
00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,898
- Well, that's brave.
- Screw you.
605
00:41:31,898 --> 00:41:35,201
Hey, Holt. I think you need
to see something.
606
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:36,336
What?
607
00:41:45,145 --> 00:41:47,747
You know what we love
here at Dirt and Now ?
608
00:41:47,747 --> 00:41:50,083
Homemade porn.
609
00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:53,753
- So. What's that
got to do with me?
- Have a seat.
610
00:41:57,490 --> 00:42:01,895
[Julia] Oh, Johnny.
I'm so wasted.
611
00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:04,230
I love this feeling.
612
00:42:12,672 --> 00:42:15,208
[Julia] I can't
focus my eyes, Johnny.
613
00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:18,111
It's OK.
You're all right.
614
00:42:18,111 --> 00:42:20,947
Let's take this off.
615
00:42:22,682 --> 00:42:24,484
[Julia] Not sure
I wanna do this.
616
00:42:24,484 --> 00:42:26,620
[Johnny] Sure you do.
617
00:42:32,859 --> 00:42:34,928
Oh, you're so beautiful.
618
00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:41,568
Oh, Johnny.
619
00:42:50,744 --> 00:42:53,246
- You like that?
- Ye...
620
00:43:11,264 --> 00:43:14,567
I honestly would
rather not leak this.
621
00:43:16,836 --> 00:43:19,239
I'm an actor.
That's all I ever wanted to do.
622
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,942
No, you wanted to be famous.
There's a big difference.
623
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:29,082
You can give your dirt
to Don whenever. Make sure
it comes in regularly.
624
00:43:29,082 --> 00:43:31,351
Lucy?
625
00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:36,022
Have you ever
actually loved anybody?
626
00:43:38,091 --> 00:43:39,359
Huh?
627
00:43:41,127 --> 00:43:44,464
Nah, you've got no one.
628
00:43:45,465 --> 00:43:47,667
It's obvious.
629
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:50,804
You got nothing and no one.
630
00:44:04,484 --> 00:44:06,219
- Don, you can go.
- Hmm?
631
00:44:06,219 --> 00:44:07,454
Go.
632
00:44:22,302 --> 00:44:24,738
[humming]
633
00:44:29,075 --> 00:44:30,310
Hey!
634
00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:33,813
[groans]
635
00:44:33,813 --> 00:44:35,248
Paparazzi piece of shit!
636
00:44:38,518 --> 00:44:40,820
It's OK, Tristan.
637
00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:41,955
It's...
638
00:44:43,923 --> 00:44:47,961
It's OK.
It's OK. It's OK.
639
00:45:06,045 --> 00:45:09,282
Hey. Don't fumble!
Don't fumble!
640
00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:13,620
Daniel, come around here.
641
00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:16,456
Hey, man. You can't read?
Private property.
642
00:45:21,161 --> 00:45:22,996
What's that?
643
00:45:22,996 --> 00:45:25,098
It's business.
644
00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:29,068
- Well, aren't I
part of the business?
- I said it's just business.
645
00:45:31,171 --> 00:45:33,807
Hey. Let's go inside.
Come on, let's go.
646
00:45:50,990 --> 00:45:53,593
You know I can't smoke this.
647
00:45:56,296 --> 00:45:57,564
Why?
648
00:45:57,564 --> 00:45:59,165
Because it makes me too horny.
649
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,584
You like that?
650
00:46:51,584 --> 00:46:52,919
Yes.
651
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,069
[sobbing]
652
00:47:14,941 --> 00:47:17,710
[crying]
653
00:47:25,818 --> 00:47:27,186
[phone ringing]
654
00:47:29,856 --> 00:47:31,524
Hello?
655
00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:35,495
Oh, hey, Mr. Fincher.
656
00:47:36,829 --> 00:47:39,032
David, right.
657
00:47:39,032 --> 00:47:40,433
Yeah.
658
00:47:42,302 --> 00:47:43,436
Yeah?
659
00:47:45,505 --> 00:47:47,206
Really?
660
00:47:47,206 --> 00:47:48,608
No. That's great news.
661
00:47:50,476 --> 00:47:55,114
No. No. I haven't
booked anything else.
662
00:47:55,114 --> 00:47:58,184
What, are you kidding?
Of course I do.
663
00:47:58,184 --> 00:48:01,054
No, I can't believe Jennifer
signed on to do the part.
664
00:48:03,957 --> 00:48:05,224
OK.
665
00:48:05,224 --> 00:48:07,627
- Yeah, I'll be there.
- [Julia] That's great.
666
00:48:07,627 --> 00:48:09,395
Thank you.
667
00:48:11,130 --> 00:48:12,231
Yeah.
668
00:48:12,231 --> 00:48:14,901
Yeah, I heard about
what happened to Kira.
669
00:48:16,970 --> 00:48:18,705
Wait. What?
670
00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,341
When?
671
00:48:22,909 --> 00:48:25,511
Yeah. She was...
she was a really good person.
672
00:48:27,914 --> 00:48:30,450
Right, at the memorial.
673
00:48:31,451 --> 00:48:33,019
[Julia] What happened?
674
00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,256
Kira's dead.
675
00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:40,393
Oh, my God.
676
00:48:40,393 --> 00:48:42,395
She had a brain bleed.
677
00:48:42,395 --> 00:48:44,731
Oh, my God.
678
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:49,002
The movie's back on.
679
00:48:49,002 --> 00:48:51,104
I still have the part.
680
00:48:54,107 --> 00:48:55,541
Slow down the car.
681
00:49:02,782 --> 00:49:05,251
What are you doing?
Slow down.
682
00:49:05,251 --> 00:49:06,919
Talk to me?
683
00:49:09,622 --> 00:49:11,124
I'm sorry.
684
00:49:12,592 --> 00:49:13,993
I'm sorry.
685
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:17,497
Holt, pull the car over.
Oh, my God.
686
00:49:19,532 --> 00:49:20,867
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
687
00:49:20,867 --> 00:49:23,936
Holt. What the hell
are you doing?
688
00:49:23,936 --> 00:49:27,874
[crying] Stop the car. Stop it!
Please stop the car!
689
00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:30,843
[screams] Stop it!
690
00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:34,480
Oh, my God!
691
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,016
Stop it! Holt!
692
00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:38,251
Stop it, Holt!
693
00:49:39,986 --> 00:49:42,121
Oh, my god! [screams]
694
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,202
Hey, come on.
695
00:50:32,839 --> 00:50:34,207
Come here.
696
00:50:34,207 --> 00:50:36,876
Come on.
We got to get you out of here.
697
00:50:36,876 --> 00:50:39,679
Come on.
698
00:50:39,679 --> 00:50:41,481
Come on!
699
00:50:43,282 --> 00:50:46,152
Come on Julia, talk to me.
700
00:50:50,389 --> 00:50:51,958
Hang in there.
701
00:51:13,045 --> 00:51:16,215
[rock music plays]
702
00:51:27,994 --> 00:51:29,395
[doorbell rings]
703
00:51:31,597 --> 00:51:35,601
- Don?
- He's dead, Lucy.
We killed him.
704
00:51:35,601 --> 00:51:40,139
No, Don, no.
No, Holt is OK. It's Kira.
705
00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:43,009
Tristan.
Tristan is dead.
706
00:51:43,009 --> 00:51:44,410
Who's Tristan?
707
00:51:44,410 --> 00:51:47,513
Tristan, my cat.
708
00:51:47,513 --> 00:51:50,283
Oh, the cat.
Jesus, Don.
709
00:51:50,283 --> 00:51:52,318
My best friend,
and we killed him.
710
00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:54,654
We? What are you
talking about?
711
00:51:54,654 --> 00:51:57,423
All the stuff we did,
the bad things.
712
00:51:57,423 --> 00:51:59,825
No, Don, no.
713
00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:04,096
Tristan had cancer, remember?
We didn't kill him.
714
00:52:04,096 --> 00:52:05,531
- We did.
- No, Don.
715
00:52:05,531 --> 00:52:06,632
We did.
716
00:52:06,632 --> 00:52:09,635
No, Don.
No, we didn't kill him.
717
00:52:09,635 --> 00:52:11,704
[sniffles, moans]
718
00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:33,085
[woman] I love you, Donny.