1 00:00:00,225 --> 00:00:04,229 [rock music plays] 2 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:16,008 Lucy, I just need five minutes of your time for my new client. 3 00:00:16,008 --> 00:00:19,244 Nice job with Jessica. Oh, my God, she looked ridiculous. 4 00:00:45,137 --> 00:00:48,474 Hey, sweetie, listen, Jessica wants you to print a retraction. 5 00:00:48,474 --> 00:00:52,044 - Not now. - We'll talk about it... we'll talk about it later. 6 00:01:02,221 --> 00:01:05,124 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 7 00:01:06,392 --> 00:01:08,227 What's that, Harvey? 8 00:01:08,227 --> 00:01:12,131 No woman should leave their drink unattended in these troubled times. 9 00:01:12,131 --> 00:01:13,665 Most of all you. 10 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:18,404 - You heard of Jatropha curcas? - Your second wife? 11 00:01:18,404 --> 00:01:22,307 No. It's a poisonous plant that grows in the tropics. 12 00:01:22,307 --> 00:01:25,544 Very difficult to detect, flavorless, 13 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:29,915 and it kills in about 15 minutes. 14 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:34,787 Do you have any idea of how many of these people would like to see you 15 00:01:34,787 --> 00:01:38,791 laying on the ground begging for somebody to call 911? 16 00:01:41,026 --> 00:01:44,496 Damien Fields, less than 20 feet away. 17 00:01:44,496 --> 00:01:48,066 You have pictures of him blowing some guy in Griffith Park. 18 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,869 At least we shot his good side. 19 00:01:50,869 --> 00:01:55,774 Cara Valente. Exposé on her and her nanny. 20 00:01:55,774 --> 00:01:57,910 - Manny. - Right. Manny. 21 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:02,047 And that time-lapse series on the hooker parade 22 00:02:02,047 --> 00:02:04,850 on and off my yacht. 23 00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:07,953 That was very clever. It was very funny. 24 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:09,755 Didn't even make the cover. 25 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,124 You're hardly Spielberg, Harvey. 26 00:02:12,124 --> 00:02:13,525 Certainly not anymore 27 00:02:13,525 --> 00:02:16,195 after becoming a punch line in your magazines. 28 00:02:16,195 --> 00:02:20,299 You know, that divorce cost me two out of my three houses. 29 00:02:20,299 --> 00:02:22,968 Hollywood, that's practically homeless. 30 00:02:24,236 --> 00:02:27,573 - You know why I'm not afraid? - Hmm? 31 00:02:27,573 --> 00:02:30,776 Because you and all of your Hollywood pals read my magazines 32 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:33,045 and secretly love them. 33 00:02:33,045 --> 00:02:36,415 And you know every word is true. 34 00:02:36,415 --> 00:02:40,886 And as much as you all hate to admit it, you need me. 35 00:02:48,727 --> 00:02:50,863 You're amazing. 36 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:15,454 [gasps] 37 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,831 [♪ Debby Holiday: Dig Deep ] 38 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:30,369 ♪ Dig in, dig deep Deserve what you reap ♪ 39 00:03:30,369 --> 00:03:34,373 ♪ Don't you know the truth will set you free? ♪ 40 00:03:44,750 --> 00:03:48,720 Prince Tyreese, high scorer tonight with 26 points and a triple-double. 41 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,022 How does it feel? 42 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,424 Good. I wish they could all go down like that. 43 00:03:52,424 --> 00:03:54,726 What are your thoughts going to the playoffs? 44 00:03:54,726 --> 00:03:56,261 Play good, don't get hurt. 45 00:03:56,261 --> 00:03:59,598 Make sure I make it to my kids' parent-teacher conference. 46 00:03:59,598 --> 00:04:04,503 Wise words indeed from tonight's Pontiac MVP, Prince Tyreese. 47 00:04:05,737 --> 00:04:07,306 Keep it. 48 00:04:09,741 --> 00:04:12,010 Sorry. I'm happily married. 49 00:04:15,247 --> 00:04:18,383 I don't care if you're on your deathbed, your mother's on fire, 50 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,118 we're at the brink of nuclear war, 51 00:04:20,118 --> 00:04:22,454 I want those photos on my desk tonight. 52 00:04:22,454 --> 00:04:25,424 OK. Give my love to Maria. Bye. 53 00:04:25,424 --> 00:04:27,826 OK, everybody. What do you got? 54 00:04:27,826 --> 00:04:30,529 We have a dozen really ugly celeb butt shots. 55 00:04:30,529 --> 00:04:32,331 Great. Do we have Britney? 56 00:04:32,331 --> 00:04:33,665 Oh, yes. 57 00:04:34,466 --> 00:04:37,002 Hmm. "Derriere Don'ts." 58 00:04:37,002 --> 00:04:39,871 - "Booty Boo-Boos"? - "Pass The Cottage Cheese." 59 00:04:39,871 --> 00:04:44,142 That's good, but it's a little too abstract. This is Dirt Magazine, folks. 60 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:48,113 [all laughing] 61 00:04:48,113 --> 00:04:49,615 OK. What about covers? 62 00:04:49,615 --> 00:04:52,517 We have a lead on a mistress in the Pagliacco murder trial. 63 00:04:52,517 --> 00:04:54,886 - [Lucy] Confirmation? - It's gonna cost us. 64 00:04:54,886 --> 00:04:57,356 - What does she look like? - Not bad. Slutty. 65 00:04:57,356 --> 00:04:59,024 Good. We love slutty. 66 00:04:59,024 --> 00:05:03,095 Tell her if she doesn't talk to us, we're gonna run it without her side. 67 00:05:04,296 --> 00:05:05,831 Oh. Excuse me. 68 00:05:08,734 --> 00:05:09,868 [indistinct chatter] 69 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:17,493 - [whispers] Just make it happen. - OK. 70 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:23,565 No problem. 71 00:05:26,668 --> 00:05:29,905 - Anything on the Blogan bump? - [girl] Nothing on the Blump. 72 00:05:29,905 --> 00:05:33,075 But I was with Mary Kate's trainer's best friend at a party. 73 00:05:33,075 --> 00:05:35,377 She was saying she might be going to rehab. 74 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:38,313 Really? Anything else on that? 75 00:05:38,313 --> 00:05:42,317 No. I thought we could do a thing about her struggle with addiction... 76 00:05:42,317 --> 00:05:44,686 Right, her struggle. OK. 77 00:05:44,686 --> 00:05:47,890 Listen, there is actual reporting involved in what we do. 78 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:50,426 Our readers want to know people actually screw up, 79 00:05:50,426 --> 00:05:53,395 that they sleep with hookers and that they lie. 80 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,764 No, a friend of a friend, that would be gossip. 81 00:05:55,764 --> 00:05:57,699 Gossip is what lands you in court. 82 00:05:57,699 --> 00:06:02,604 The only real defense we have is the truth, preferably with photos. 83 00:06:15,551 --> 00:06:18,120 Duffy, you're fired. 84 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,523 McPherson, you've got a week to convince me not to fire you. 85 00:06:21,523 --> 00:06:23,959 Duffy, you have five minutes to clean out your desk. 86 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:26,528 Shit. 87 00:06:26,528 --> 00:06:30,299 Remember. The people that we're going after every day are not stupid. 88 00:06:30,299 --> 00:06:31,767 They've risen to the top. 89 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:35,037 So we have to be faster, bolder, and smarter than they are. 90 00:06:35,037 --> 00:06:38,173 Think we're behind here, you should see your sister magazine. 91 00:06:38,173 --> 00:06:42,377 If anything breaks, I'm reachable. Guys, have fun. 92 00:06:42,377 --> 00:06:47,282 [rock music plays] 93 00:06:53,722 --> 00:06:55,624 [Lucy] Hi, Don. Are you in place? 94 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,393 [Don] Yes. The housekeeper let me in. 95 00:06:58,393 --> 00:07:00,729 I gave Stormy half the money up front. 96 00:07:00,729 --> 00:07:03,932 Ok. Great. Tyreese is leaving training right now. 97 00:07:05,234 --> 00:07:07,069 Are you OK? 98 00:07:07,069 --> 00:07:08,237 Don? 99 00:07:08,237 --> 00:07:11,273 Yeah. I don't know. I'm OK. 100 00:07:12,541 --> 00:07:14,910 Don, are you taking your medication? 101 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:21,450 Have you been in touch with Dr. Shalba? I cannot go to the pharmacy for you. 102 00:07:21,450 --> 00:07:24,119 - OK. Sorry. - Can you still do the work? 103 00:07:24,119 --> 00:07:25,454 - Yes. - Are you sure? 104 00:07:25,454 --> 00:07:27,823 You want me to get someone to cover the premiere? 105 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:28,957 No, I got it. 106 00:07:28,957 --> 00:07:31,360 Go after Holt McLaren, make him mad. 107 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,962 That's right. And I'll take over from there. 108 00:07:41,303 --> 00:07:42,838 [woman moaning] Oh, Prince! 109 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,709 - [moaning] - [camera snapping photos] 110 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,014 Oh, yes! 111 00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:11,967 I think it's your turn now. 112 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:26,615 [rock music plays] 113 00:08:26,615 --> 00:08:28,617 Turn this way and smile, please! 114 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,088 Right over here. Just one more. 115 00:08:33,088 --> 00:08:34,556 You got it. 116 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:40,495 Hey, Lucy. Want some chili fries? 117 00:08:40,495 --> 00:08:42,998 God, no. Did you get Tyreese and the hooker? 118 00:08:42,998 --> 00:08:44,900 - Yeah. - You got everything? 119 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,402 I got them having sex for two hours 120 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:50,072 and the coke, and he choked her and the strap-on. 121 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,774 - Don, not so loud? - Right. 122 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,295 - Julia! - Julia! 123 00:09:13,295 --> 00:09:14,329 Julia! 124 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:27,743 [cheering] Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! 125 00:09:27,743 --> 00:09:31,480 Will you step out while we get some pictures of the stars? 126 00:09:44,059 --> 00:09:46,428 - Holt McLaren? - Yeah. 127 00:09:46,428 --> 00:09:49,831 - You were great in Another Word for Love. - Thanks. 128 00:09:49,831 --> 00:09:53,402 I mean really great. Like... like stop-the-presses great. 129 00:09:53,402 --> 00:09:55,937 And yet somehow the presses keep going, huh? 130 00:09:55,937 --> 00:09:58,640 - Haven't seen you in the trades lately. - Huh? 131 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,177 - Haven't seen you in the trades lately. - I took some time off. 132 00:10:02,177 --> 00:10:06,882 - You did like seven movies in a row that all bombed. - Yeah, I did. 133 00:10:06,882 --> 00:10:10,318 Countdown, Blow Monkey, Pale Assassin, The Growling, Hospitality, 134 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,586 1313 Tellinghouse Lane. 135 00:10:12,721 --> 00:10:14,456 That's only six. 136 00:10:14,456 --> 00:10:16,224 Dead Even. Uncredited cameo. 137 00:10:17,392 --> 00:10:19,961 Wow. You're creepy, man. 138 00:10:19,961 --> 00:10:22,531 You're always great in everything you do. 139 00:10:22,531 --> 00:10:23,632 You're authentic. 140 00:10:23,632 --> 00:10:25,667 Thanks. 141 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:26,935 Anything coming up? 142 00:10:26,935 --> 00:10:28,336 Huh? 143 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,772 Anything coming up? 144 00:10:30,772 --> 00:10:34,976 Um... I'm, like, in talks on this cool Fincher movie. 145 00:10:34,976 --> 00:10:36,978 It's a great script. We'll see. 146 00:10:36,978 --> 00:10:38,847 - That sounds pretty vague. - Huh? 147 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,783 Sounds pretty unlikely, like the movie won't happen. 148 00:10:41,783 --> 00:10:43,885 Anyway, take care, man. 149 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,457 Hey, Holt! Holt! Holt! 150 00:10:48,457 --> 00:10:50,525 - What? - They have great chemistry. 151 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,528 He's not very good, but they're good together. 152 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,564 You know, they look hot together. 153 00:10:55,564 --> 00:10:56,965 What? 154 00:10:56,965 --> 00:10:59,367 It was a rumor, he screwed her on the movie. 155 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,705 - What the hell did you say? - I don't believe it. 156 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:07,509 But I could find out definitively if you want to know. 157 00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:09,478 What are you talking about? 158 00:11:09,478 --> 00:11:13,315 That way, maybe you could give me a piece of gossip. Or a big one. 159 00:11:13,315 --> 00:11:16,485 And that way, I could help you get your career out of the toilet. 160 00:11:19,354 --> 00:11:22,524 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Take it easy. 161 00:11:27,162 --> 00:11:30,398 That's good work, Don. That's great work. 162 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,801 I want to see that footage first. 163 00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:35,036 Get out of here. 164 00:11:35,036 --> 00:11:37,606 [man] Hey, Holt! Where's the smile, buddy? 165 00:11:37,606 --> 00:11:40,175 Yeah, right here, pal. 166 00:11:40,175 --> 00:11:43,812 [up-tempo music plays] 167 00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:45,814 [man] I was in a fight with this guy. 168 00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:49,251 And he's being an idiot. And he's on the floor, you know. 169 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:54,122 He looks back up at me and I'm all like, "I know Krav Maga, bitch!" 170 00:11:54,122 --> 00:11:56,191 Guys, right here? Thank you. Beautiful. 171 00:11:58,293 --> 00:12:02,364 Oh, hey, Holt, bummer about that a-hole paparazzi dude. 172 00:12:02,364 --> 00:12:03,532 Yeah. 173 00:12:03,532 --> 00:12:05,700 - So, what's up, man? - Huh? 174 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,602 You been working? 175 00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:10,572 - Developing a couple things. - He's got an independent. 176 00:12:10,572 --> 00:12:13,308 Man, you were awesome in Another Word for Love. 177 00:12:13,308 --> 00:12:14,743 One of my all-times. 178 00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:16,111 Thanks, man. 179 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,780 I thought, damn, this guy's good. 180 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,917 I thought I was gonna have to, like, move aside. 181 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:24,419 I'm gonna go sit down. 182 00:12:24,419 --> 00:12:28,356 Hey, keep at it. You got mad skills, dog! 183 00:12:29,558 --> 00:12:31,560 Yeah, peace out, bro. 184 00:12:45,507 --> 00:12:46,975 Hi. 185 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:50,445 I'm sorry about earlier. That photographer's a nut job. 186 00:12:50,445 --> 00:12:52,614 And you give a shit because... 187 00:12:52,614 --> 00:12:54,482 I'm Lucy Spiller, Now magazine. 188 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,052 I'm a big fan. 189 00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:58,320 Right. 190 00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:02,591 Listen... 191 00:13:02,591 --> 00:13:04,993 I would love to do a feature on you sometime. 192 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,329 "The Actor's Actor." 193 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,797 "Actor's Actor," huh? 194 00:13:11,099 --> 00:13:15,036 Isn't that a nice way of saying "chronically unemployed"? 195 00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:17,639 We just have to find the right thing to do together. 196 00:13:19,474 --> 00:13:21,743 Or the right reason. 197 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:23,712 Bye. 198 00:13:27,883 --> 00:13:32,254 - [chattering] - [dance music playing] 199 00:14:17,365 --> 00:14:20,302 - [Julia] What an asshole. - [Holt] Gee, you think? 200 00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:21,836 [Julia] Easy there, Tyson. 201 00:14:21,836 --> 00:14:23,672 Hey. 202 00:14:23,672 --> 00:14:26,441 I'm so sorry I ruined your premiere. 203 00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:28,009 Are you kidding? 204 00:14:28,009 --> 00:14:31,246 You took their minds off the movie, which sucks. 205 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:34,015 Come on. You were great, though. 206 00:14:34,015 --> 00:14:36,151 You just love me. 207 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,689 Yeah, I guess I do. 208 00:14:42,691 --> 00:14:45,026 You can do better than that. 209 00:14:47,362 --> 00:14:51,266 Don't you think we've been in the news enough for one night? 210 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:55,837 Come on, you really think anybody in here sees anything but themselves? 211 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,607 Plus, it's really dark in here. 212 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,476 It is. 213 00:15:01,476 --> 00:15:03,478 And wet. 214 00:15:05,213 --> 00:15:06,648 Make me come. 215 00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:19,394 Great performance! 216 00:15:19,394 --> 00:15:20,829 Thank you. 217 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,708 [horn honking] 218 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:36,177 - Call me anytime. - That would be great, thanks. 219 00:15:52,761 --> 00:15:56,398 You know, nobody in Hollywood reads. 220 00:15:56,398 --> 00:16:00,101 It would be a stretch to call me somebody in Hollywood. 221 00:16:00,101 --> 00:16:01,636 This whole book... 222 00:16:01,636 --> 00:16:04,105 ...the whole thing happens because 223 00:16:04,105 --> 00:16:06,174 the guy dips a cookie in some tea. 224 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:09,677 It's not just any cookie. It's a Madeleine. 225 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:14,516 Wow, she's gorgeous and she's read Proust. 226 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,118 I'm Cal. 227 00:16:17,118 --> 00:16:18,486 Lucy. 228 00:16:20,822 --> 00:16:22,323 What? 229 00:16:22,323 --> 00:16:25,527 This is where you lose interest because I'm not a player. 230 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,363 - I look that shallow? - No. You don't look shallow at all. 231 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,566 Well, I might be... just a little. 232 00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:34,702 We should get a medal for sitting through that movie. 233 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,371 Or something. 234 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,473 Definitely something. 235 00:16:38,473 --> 00:16:41,843 [soft rock music plays] 236 00:16:41,843 --> 00:16:45,413 - That's me. - That's me. 237 00:16:46,981 --> 00:16:48,917 You think you can catch me? 238 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,752 If you let me. 239 00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:23,184 [Hawaiian music playing] 240 00:17:23,184 --> 00:17:25,820 Hey, buddy. You like that? Huh? 241 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,189 You like that, buddy? 242 00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:30,058 Sure, you do. 243 00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:34,162 [knock on door] 244 00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:45,173 Somebody at the door. 245 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,381 Mm-hmm. 246 00:17:59,721 --> 00:18:02,123 - Hey, Stormy. - Hey, Don. 247 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,591 Come on in. 248 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:09,831 I was just playing a little Hawaiian music for Tristan. 249 00:18:11,032 --> 00:18:12,167 I hear it. 250 00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,735 Yeah. He likes that. 251 00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:16,638 Dr. Lucero said the cancer could go away, 252 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,174 but it's not very likely. 253 00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:21,376 Cats are nocturnal. 254 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:26,080 Right. Listen, do you think I can get the rest of my money now? 255 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,917 OK. Here you go. 256 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,985 Let go, baby. Let go. 257 00:18:38,593 --> 00:18:41,329 You put that strap-on right in his butt. 258 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,964 I did. 259 00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:46,601 That was great. Here you go. 260 00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:49,270 - Thank you. - OK. 261 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:51,439 - Good night. - Good night. 262 00:18:51,439 --> 00:18:55,376 She was nice, huh? Nice lady. 263 00:18:56,644 --> 00:18:59,047 Ah. Kira? Hi, honey. 264 00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:00,415 How are you? 265 00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:03,651 Oh, you look so good! 266 00:19:03,651 --> 00:19:04,953 - Hi. - How are ya? 267 00:19:04,953 --> 00:19:06,287 I'm good. 268 00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:08,656 - Your skin, it's, like, glowing. - Really? 269 00:19:08,656 --> 00:19:11,426 Yeah. You getting laid? 270 00:19:11,426 --> 00:19:12,727 I wish. 271 00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:15,129 - Let me show you around, OK? - OK. 272 00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:19,934 Oh, girl, I love it! It's so bohemian. 273 00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:20,969 Thank you. 274 00:19:22,804 --> 00:19:24,572 Oh, check it out. 275 00:19:24,572 --> 00:19:28,109 This guy gave me some E. 276 00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:29,277 E. 277 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,780 How retro. 278 00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:35,950 Here. 279 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,355 Come on, this shit wrecks me. 280 00:19:43,157 --> 00:19:46,094 - Mmm. Yes. - Mm-hmm. 281 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,002 Dude, come on. It's just a fridge. 282 00:19:54,002 --> 00:19:57,872 I don't think he can hear you, bro. He's pretty cashed. 283 00:19:57,872 --> 00:20:01,075 Holy shit, that's that guy Holt. Holt, uh... 284 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,310 - McLaren? - Yeah. 285 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:04,212 The guy from Another Word for Love? 286 00:20:04,212 --> 00:20:05,580 That guy was phenomenal. 287 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,315 What's he been doing since then? 288 00:20:07,315 --> 00:20:09,384 Standing in front of this fridge. 289 00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:11,919 - Hey. - Hey, what's up, buddy? 290 00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,409 Stop. 291 00:20:34,409 --> 00:20:36,144 Oh, yes. 292 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,789 What? What's wrong, honey? 293 00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,291 What is it? 294 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,760 You can talk to me. 295 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:57,298 [sniffling, sobbing] 296 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,167 I'm pregnant. 297 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:01,135 Oh, God. Oh, baby. 298 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:04,505 What...who? 299 00:21:04,505 --> 00:21:09,944 Indie art-house loser Jeff Stagliano. 300 00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:11,579 Oh, crap. 301 00:21:14,015 --> 00:21:15,550 How? 302 00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,985 I met him at a retrospective 303 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,855 that they were doing at the Egyptian of his films. 304 00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:24,025 Can you imagine that? A retrospective of that shit? 305 00:21:24,025 --> 00:21:26,461 I am so totally screwed. 306 00:21:26,461 --> 00:21:30,598 Oh, honey, look, you can always... you know... 307 00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:34,001 No! I am so totally Catholic. 308 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,603 I can't. 309 00:21:36,637 --> 00:21:38,272 Well... does he know? 310 00:21:38,272 --> 00:21:41,743 No. Nobody knows. 311 00:21:43,311 --> 00:21:45,279 Nobody knows except you. 312 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:52,487 Oh, sweetie. 313 00:21:52,487 --> 00:21:55,623 Aw... it's OK. 314 00:21:55,623 --> 00:21:58,960 [crying] 315 00:22:01,963 --> 00:22:03,464 [Julia] It's OK, honey. 316 00:22:16,244 --> 00:22:18,946 - What are you doing? - I gotta teach a yoga class. 317 00:22:21,015 --> 00:22:22,016 Wow. 318 00:22:22,984 --> 00:22:24,685 - Hi. - Hi. 319 00:22:26,988 --> 00:22:29,323 Hi. 320 00:22:29,323 --> 00:22:30,691 This is for you. 321 00:22:31,526 --> 00:22:33,661 What is this? 322 00:22:33,661 --> 00:22:34,896 Just our CD. 323 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:38,266 I mean, just in case you wanna give it a listen. 324 00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:40,802 I feel terrible. I didn't get you anything. 325 00:22:40,802 --> 00:22:45,173 You're in the studio, you think there's never been a piece of music like it. 326 00:22:45,173 --> 00:22:47,241 Mozart and Dylan leap to mind. 327 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:51,712 Then you finish it, and you find every reason in the world to hate it. 328 00:22:51,712 --> 00:22:53,047 Sounds like fun. 329 00:22:53,047 --> 00:22:56,284 Then there's getting people to actually listen to it, 330 00:22:56,284 --> 00:22:57,952 and maybe even buy it. 331 00:22:57,952 --> 00:23:00,621 You have your press contacts and your photos. 332 00:23:00,621 --> 00:23:03,090 Yeah. Nothing like being a desperate musician 333 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,326 trying not to appear desperate. 334 00:23:05,326 --> 00:23:08,863 How am I doing? You wanna make us famous? 335 00:23:08,863 --> 00:23:11,132 I never told you what I did for a living. 336 00:23:11,132 --> 00:23:14,936 No. Why? You're not, like, CIA are you? 337 00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:17,738 Wow. You knew the whole time. 338 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,608 "Wanna make us famous?" 339 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,910 That was my feeble attempt at humor. 340 00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:25,046 - Get out. - What? 341 00:23:25,046 --> 00:23:26,180 Get out. 342 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:28,516 Lucy, what's going on? I had an amazing time. 343 00:23:28,516 --> 00:23:31,319 - I'm sure you did. It didn't work. - What didn't work? 344 00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:33,321 I'm not going until we sort this out. 345 00:23:33,321 --> 00:23:34,655 This is sorted out. 346 00:23:34,655 --> 00:23:37,992 - Get your shit and go. - That's crazy. This is crazy. 347 00:23:37,992 --> 00:23:39,627 Is that a stun gun? 348 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:42,930 - Yeah. Now leave. - Lucy, you're not gonna use a stun... 349 00:23:42,930 --> 00:23:44,899 - [zapping] - [groaning] 350 00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:54,308 [shouting in pain] 351 00:23:57,678 --> 00:24:01,015 Cats do much better with radiation than humans. 352 00:24:01,015 --> 00:24:03,851 How do you know that? 353 00:24:03,851 --> 00:24:06,754 Well, for one thing, they have fewer pain sensors. 354 00:24:08,723 --> 00:24:12,426 I feel that you could have caught this cancer earlier, Don. 355 00:24:12,426 --> 00:24:15,396 - I do too, buddy. - Excuse me? 356 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,817 Baby, baby, I'm so sorry. 357 00:25:09,817 --> 00:25:12,720 I mean, what the hell are they looking for? 358 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,523 Sweetie, I know, they suck. They are idiots. 359 00:25:15,523 --> 00:25:18,059 If we could just get you a little press. 360 00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:20,194 I got a call from Dancing with the Stars. 361 00:25:20,194 --> 00:25:23,531 [laughs] I'm not doing no Dancing with the Stars bullshit. 362 00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:27,034 - It is a hot, hot show. - What did Fincher say, exactly? 363 00:25:27,034 --> 00:25:30,037 I couldn't get him on the phone, then J.J. went on this rant 364 00:25:30,037 --> 00:25:32,673 about how you're not hot, you're not bankable... 365 00:25:32,673 --> 00:25:35,109 All right, all right. 366 00:25:38,546 --> 00:25:40,214 Call me later, will you please? 367 00:25:40,214 --> 00:25:42,249 Why'd you have guys on Prince Tyreese? 368 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,653 - Is he the basketball player? - Yes, he's the basketball player. 369 00:25:45,653 --> 00:25:47,788 Come on. We always have people on him. 370 00:25:47,788 --> 00:25:51,792 He's got a squeaky-clean family-man image and he's a total slime ball. 371 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:55,896 - Did you get anything on him? - You want him to autograph your balls? 372 00:25:55,896 --> 00:25:58,099 No. The son of a bitch loses us every time. 373 00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,234 - Lucy. Lucy? - What? 374 00:26:00,234 --> 00:26:03,904 You realize Gibson Horne has a 30% interest in the team, right? 375 00:26:03,904 --> 00:26:05,239 Shame on you, Brent. 376 00:26:05,239 --> 00:26:08,209 We're not supposed to cave to corporate interests. 377 00:26:08,209 --> 00:26:11,045 Oh, my God. Is that how you get through the night, 378 00:26:11,045 --> 00:26:13,714 - pretending to be a journalist? - No, I take pills. 379 00:26:13,714 --> 00:26:15,650 How do you get through the night? 380 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:22,490 Don Konkey! The last pap to shoot on film. 381 00:26:22,490 --> 00:26:23,891 Hi, Mr. Barrow. 382 00:26:23,891 --> 00:26:26,627 Hey, great job on that Holt and Julia thing. 383 00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:29,530 Terrific stuff. You keep that up. You're a real playmaker. 384 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,269 You let me know if you get anything on Prince Tyreese. 385 00:26:35,269 --> 00:26:37,171 You're always my first call, Brent. 386 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:53,521 - [man] You're a paramecium! - [woman] Donny, I love... 387 00:26:53,521 --> 00:26:54,955 [laughing] 388 00:26:54,955 --> 00:26:56,724 - Shh, don't! - [man] Don! 389 00:26:56,724 --> 00:26:58,826 [man, woman laughing] 390 00:27:01,028 --> 00:27:02,430 Go away! 391 00:27:02,430 --> 00:27:04,932 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 392 00:27:07,702 --> 00:27:11,105 [man] Remember the puppy dog in third grade? 393 00:27:16,777 --> 00:27:18,446 Shh. Shh. 394 00:27:25,486 --> 00:27:28,689 If I'm gonna do this, my name can never be used. 395 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,424 Your name means nothing. 396 00:27:31,425 --> 00:27:32,727 Thanks, buddy. 397 00:27:32,727 --> 00:27:35,029 They wouldn't want to use your name. 398 00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:37,965 Well, they can't, no matter what. 399 00:27:37,965 --> 00:27:39,767 OK. 400 00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:43,704 And I want some cash. And I want some kind of good press. 401 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:46,874 I want stories in your magazines. 402 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,744 Stories that make it seem like I'm getting offers. 403 00:27:49,744 --> 00:27:52,680 I need to have some idea of how big a story you have. 404 00:27:54,448 --> 00:27:56,183 It's big. 405 00:27:56,183 --> 00:27:58,152 And whether we get it exclusively. 406 00:27:58,152 --> 00:28:00,421 You do. 407 00:28:00,421 --> 00:28:04,391 And I have to talk to Lucy. For all I know, we already know all about it. 408 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:06,494 You don't. Nobody does. 409 00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:10,331 I can't talk right now. 410 00:28:10,331 --> 00:28:13,334 They'll want more than just the one story. 411 00:28:13,334 --> 00:28:15,469 I got as much as they can handle. 412 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,508 How's your big project? 413 00:28:22,109 --> 00:28:23,744 I'll call you. 414 00:28:26,614 --> 00:28:30,017 - [woman] And you haven't been seeing a therapist? - Nope. 415 00:28:30,017 --> 00:28:33,888 I'm going to recommend very strongly, once again, that you see a therapist. 416 00:28:33,888 --> 00:28:36,690 You have the money, the insurance. I have a list here. 417 00:28:36,690 --> 00:28:38,125 OK. If I could just... 418 00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:40,728 You can't treat these drugs like a smorgasbord 419 00:28:40,728 --> 00:28:43,697 and take the ones you feel like taking. 420 00:28:43,697 --> 00:28:47,268 If I could get the Zeldox, the Risperdal, Zyprexa and Aripiprazole? 421 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:51,238 You are one of the lucky people who have schizophrenia that's manageable. 422 00:28:51,238 --> 00:28:54,742 - Most people aren't so fortunate. I know. 423 00:28:54,742 --> 00:28:59,180 - You have to respect the disease and the treatment. - OK. I'll respect the disease. 424 00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:02,550 If I could get the Zeldox, the Risperdal, Zyprexa and Aripiprazole? 425 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:05,719 All right. 426 00:29:12,426 --> 00:29:15,062 But I wanna see you in three weeks. 427 00:29:15,062 --> 00:29:17,731 Thank you. 428 00:29:17,731 --> 00:29:21,535 If you don't want your client in a celebrity "big asses" piece, 429 00:29:21,535 --> 00:29:24,939 she should stop her twice-daily trips to KFC 430 00:29:24,939 --> 00:29:28,209 or stop calling herself a celebrity. Bye. 431 00:29:28,209 --> 00:29:31,011 - Good morning, sunshine. - I'm late for a meeting. 432 00:29:31,011 --> 00:29:32,780 This won't take long. 433 00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:35,382 Gib asked me to look at sales/spending ratios, 434 00:29:35,382 --> 00:29:38,185 and someone needs a little intervention. 435 00:29:38,185 --> 00:29:41,922 Since when do you have anything to do with the editorial budget? 436 00:29:41,922 --> 00:29:44,158 Since the owner of the company asked me to. 437 00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:49,363 I forgot. Gibson's little warrior. How's the view from deep inside his ass? 438 00:29:49,363 --> 00:29:51,932 Maybe you should remember who hired you. 439 00:29:51,932 --> 00:29:54,001 You just wanted to screw me. 440 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,904 Yes, that's right. The whole world is out to screw you. 441 00:29:56,904 --> 00:29:58,472 In one way or another. 442 00:29:58,472 --> 00:30:01,008 I hired you because you were the one editor 443 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:03,978 that was supposed to run two magazines at the same time 444 00:30:03,978 --> 00:30:06,146 and make them twice as successful. 445 00:30:06,146 --> 00:30:09,950 If you want me to, give me the freedom to run two magazines. 446 00:30:09,950 --> 00:30:12,186 You're overspending! 447 00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:17,591 I am busting my ass to make these magazines work. 448 00:30:17,591 --> 00:30:21,629 It's amazing how naked ambition makes a person just completely transparent. 449 00:30:22,663 --> 00:30:25,065 Really? What do you see? 450 00:30:25,065 --> 00:30:27,001 You want my job. 451 00:30:27,001 --> 00:30:29,536 I would kill myself if I had your job. 452 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,238 I like to get dirty. 453 00:30:38,412 --> 00:30:41,115 [man] Don. Donny. 454 00:30:41,115 --> 00:30:43,183 - [man 2] Hey, dickweed! - [man] Donny ! 455 00:30:43,183 --> 00:30:45,386 [man 2] I can read your thoughts. 456 00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:48,689 [man] Oh yeah, Don. Donny! Donny! 457 00:30:48,689 --> 00:30:50,391 Donny! Donny! Donny! 458 00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:53,661 - Hey, Donny Little Dick. - I am not. I'm average. 459 00:30:53,661 --> 00:30:57,298 [man 2] All your thoughts are being monitored, Donny. 460 00:30:57,298 --> 00:30:58,933 No! 461 00:30:58,933 --> 00:31:03,170 - [woman] I love you. Donny! - [humming] 462 00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:06,206 I love you, Donny. Kiss me. 463 00:31:06,206 --> 00:31:08,309 No. Not here. 464 00:31:08,309 --> 00:31:10,878 I'll scream. I'll scream, Donny. Kiss me! 465 00:31:10,878 --> 00:31:12,880 - No, no, no. - Just kiss me! 466 00:31:18,052 --> 00:31:21,588 - [voices laughing] - Can I help you? 467 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,692 The Zeldox, the Risperdol, the Zyprexa, and the Aripiprazole. 468 00:31:24,692 --> 00:31:28,028 OK. It'll be about 45 minutes. 469 00:31:28,028 --> 00:31:29,596 OK. 470 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,931 [hissing] 471 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:33,233 - No! - I'm sorry? 472 00:31:33,233 --> 00:31:36,704 - [man] Back away, Don. - [man 2] Hey, come on, Don. 473 00:31:36,704 --> 00:31:39,873 - [man 2] Don. Where you going? - [man] Run away! Run away, Don! 474 00:31:56,690 --> 00:31:58,258 [note sounding] 475 00:31:59,927 --> 00:32:01,428 [lower note sounding] 476 00:32:02,663 --> 00:32:04,164 [higher note sounding] 477 00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:06,967 [note sounding] 478 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:12,539 [music in mind] 479 00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:41,568 - I think babies are beautiful. - Shut up. 480 00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:44,371 I'm totally cool with just being the baby daddy. 481 00:32:44,371 --> 00:32:47,808 I'm not! I slept with you once, Jeff! 482 00:32:47,808 --> 00:32:50,878 So? I sleep with a lot of people once. 483 00:32:50,878 --> 00:32:54,915 [Kira] Right. That's my point. 484 00:32:54,915 --> 00:32:57,718 [Jeff] OK. So say someone else is the baby daddy. 485 00:32:57,718 --> 00:33:01,021 - What are you saying it like that for? - Like what? 486 00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:03,490 Like you're P. Diddy or something. 487 00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:07,528 I cannot believe I ever threw you a bang. 488 00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:08,929 Ew! 489 00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:12,800 My publicist told me Dirt magazine already knows 490 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,637 that you're the baby's daddy because that whore Julia Mallory told them. 491 00:33:16,637 --> 00:33:19,006 I hear you, baby. I totally hear you. 492 00:33:19,006 --> 00:33:22,376 - You hear me? - Loud and clear, Major Tom. 493 00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:23,944 Oh, my God. 494 00:33:26,747 --> 00:33:29,216 Look, whatever's going on, 495 00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:33,020 you gotta take it easy and not get so tweaked. 496 00:33:44,331 --> 00:33:48,135 - [crying] - [soft rock music plays] 497 00:33:48,135 --> 00:33:50,971 She...she thinks I told Dirt. 498 00:33:50,971 --> 00:33:54,875 She thinks I told the magazine. 499 00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:58,345 She says she's never going to talk to me again. 500 00:33:58,345 --> 00:34:00,280 Shh. 501 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,517 I would never do that. You know I wouldn't. 502 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,088 Kira has nobody. 503 00:34:09,723 --> 00:34:12,659 Oh, God, I am so lucky I have you. 504 00:34:12,659 --> 00:34:15,596 Shh, shh. Shh. 505 00:34:32,012 --> 00:34:35,048 Hi. 506 00:34:35,048 --> 00:34:40,220 Just take whatever you want, all right? Don't hurt me. 507 00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:41,622 That's cute. 508 00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:44,558 We're closed, but you want a drink, 509 00:34:44,558 --> 00:34:47,895 or just a wall socket to charge your stun gun? 510 00:34:47,895 --> 00:34:50,130 You really didn't know who I was? 511 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:53,834 I still don't. I mean, who the hell are you? Why is it such a big deal? 512 00:34:53,834 --> 00:34:56,203 Anyway, I'm sorry. 513 00:34:56,203 --> 00:34:58,005 There it is. 514 00:34:58,005 --> 00:35:00,941 It doesn't happen often. But I am. 515 00:35:00,941 --> 00:35:04,912 Or even, like, "I'm sorry I tazered your nutsac when you let down your guard 516 00:35:04,912 --> 00:35:09,216 with a woman for the first time since your ex cheated on you"? For example. 517 00:35:09,216 --> 00:35:13,654 Wow. That's rough. OK, I'm really sorry. 518 00:35:13,654 --> 00:35:17,391 - See? It's pretty nice. - Getting the hang of it. 519 00:35:24,464 --> 00:35:26,867 If you wanna give it another try... 520 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:32,039 I promise, no weapons this time. 521 00:35:35,809 --> 00:35:39,413 Oh... yep, here it is! This is it. 522 00:35:40,981 --> 00:35:42,749 Look. Look. 523 00:35:46,553 --> 00:35:49,623 Wow. Hey, look at this. 524 00:35:49,623 --> 00:35:51,758 "Wagging tongues in the rumor mill 525 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:54,895 say Holt has several big movie deals in the works." 526 00:35:54,895 --> 00:35:57,130 I wish they'd let me know about them. 527 00:35:57,130 --> 00:36:00,567 No, it doesn't matter. If they say you're hot, you'll be hot. 528 00:36:00,567 --> 00:36:02,569 If you say so. 529 00:36:04,104 --> 00:36:06,707 Babe, I am so proud of you. 530 00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:17,584 [phone rings] 531 00:36:17,584 --> 00:36:20,787 Hello? Bullshit, who is this? 532 00:36:21,655 --> 00:36:24,224 Oh... Mr. Fincher. 533 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,360 David, right. 534 00:36:27,761 --> 00:36:29,563 Yeah, it was just a puff piece, 535 00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:32,332 but... no, thank you. 536 00:36:32,332 --> 00:36:35,969 To be... to be in your movie? 537 00:36:35,969 --> 00:36:38,805 What, are you kidding? Of course. 538 00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,841 With Kira... Kira Klay? 539 00:36:40,841 --> 00:36:44,144 No, I didn't know she was gonna do it. 540 00:36:44,144 --> 00:36:46,747 And Clooney. 541 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:49,316 That's awesome. 542 00:36:49,316 --> 00:36:52,653 Thanks. No, thank you. Thank you. 543 00:36:52,653 --> 00:36:55,522 No, listen, I'm gonna work my ass off on this part. 544 00:36:55,522 --> 00:36:59,860 I'm gonna work my ass off. Thank you. Thank you. 545 00:37:00,694 --> 00:37:05,666 [soft rock music] 546 00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:41,168 - [phone ringing] - Oh, wait. Hold on. 547 00:37:42,369 --> 00:37:43,403 Hello? 548 00:37:45,672 --> 00:37:49,209 What? What? 549 00:37:49,209 --> 00:37:50,610 Slow down. 550 00:37:53,447 --> 00:37:54,448 OK. 551 00:37:56,183 --> 00:37:57,784 OK, thank you. 552 00:37:59,086 --> 00:38:00,120 It's Kira. 553 00:38:01,722 --> 00:38:03,223 She OD'd. 554 00:38:25,979 --> 00:38:27,047 [Lucy] Hey, Don. 555 00:38:28,782 --> 00:38:30,650 What are you doing? 556 00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:33,687 I like little fudgie rolls. 557 00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:35,522 Well, you have money. 558 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:38,024 Why don't you just buy some little fudgie rolls? 559 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,760 I like 'em from here. 560 00:38:41,828 --> 00:38:43,497 You feeling better? 561 00:38:43,497 --> 00:38:45,565 Much better. The voices... 562 00:38:45,565 --> 00:38:47,901 - Much better. - Well, good. 563 00:38:47,901 --> 00:38:50,804 -Thank you, Lucy. - You're a great photographer, Don. 564 00:38:50,804 --> 00:38:52,672 You don't owe me anything. 565 00:38:57,511 --> 00:38:59,679 [exhales sharply] 566 00:39:00,881 --> 00:39:04,851 - [chattering] - Morning, Mr. Fincher. 567 00:39:04,851 --> 00:39:08,789 Could I get something hot to drink? Chamomile tea or something. 568 00:39:09,256 --> 00:39:10,590 Thanks. 569 00:39:10,590 --> 00:39:12,659 - Good morning, David. - Morning. 570 00:39:12,659 --> 00:39:14,728 - Hey, man. - Morning, David. 571 00:39:15,829 --> 00:39:17,731 Well, I'm sorry I'm late. 572 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:22,135 I don't know what you know. I don't know what you wanna know. 573 00:39:22,135 --> 00:39:26,406 But I've spent most of the morning on the phone with Kira's manager, 574 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:30,277 who informs me that she's had a medical emergency 575 00:39:30,277 --> 00:39:34,047 and will not be joining our film. 576 00:39:34,047 --> 00:39:39,286 This is the least of the new bad news. 577 00:39:39,286 --> 00:39:44,157 Apparently, Mr. Clooney can't see anybody else in the role... 578 00:39:44,157 --> 00:39:49,763 ...and, although I don't know how this is going to shake out 579 00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:53,600 in the next 48 hours, we're all adults and... 580 00:39:56,336 --> 00:39:59,539 I think we know how this tends to end up. 581 00:40:01,341 --> 00:40:04,744 Have a bagel, and thank you for coming. 582 00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:25,432 You can send him in. 583 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:36,142 Now, what can I do for you besides receiving your undying gratitude 584 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:38,345 for the beautiful profile in my magazine? 585 00:40:38,345 --> 00:40:41,014 I'm not going to give you any more dirt, 586 00:40:41,014 --> 00:40:44,484 not about my friends or my enemies. 587 00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:46,419 Kira's in the hospital because... 588 00:40:46,419 --> 00:40:48,922 Kira's in the hospital because she's a drug addict. 589 00:40:48,922 --> 00:40:50,857 The point is you people... 590 00:40:50,857 --> 00:40:55,629 You're welcome for the profile, plus the three other tidbits we've managed to place, 591 00:40:55,629 --> 00:40:58,532 which any publicist would sacrifice a left nut for. 592 00:40:58,532 --> 00:41:01,101 Secondly, you're now a source. 593 00:41:01,101 --> 00:41:03,637 I think we're gonna do wonderful things together, 594 00:41:03,637 --> 00:41:06,039 me, you, and Don here. 595 00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:08,375 I like this office. 596 00:41:09,309 --> 00:41:12,312 I'm not gonna help you anymore. 597 00:41:12,312 --> 00:41:13,880 Oh, poor Julia. 598 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,783 No. Don't... don't even go there. 599 00:41:16,783 --> 00:41:19,219 When she finds out about your betrayal. 600 00:41:19,219 --> 00:41:21,221 Think about it, poor Julia. 601 00:41:21,221 --> 00:41:23,690 I mean, I know how much she adores you. 602 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:26,726 She'll either understand or she won't. I don't care. 603 00:41:26,726 --> 00:41:29,362 I love her, and she loves me. 604 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,898 - Well, that's brave. - Screw you. 605 00:41:31,898 --> 00:41:35,201 Hey, Holt. I think you need to see something. 606 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:36,336 What? 607 00:41:45,145 --> 00:41:47,747 You know what we love here at Dirt and Now ? 608 00:41:47,747 --> 00:41:50,083 Homemade porn. 609 00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:53,753 - So. What's that got to do with me? - Have a seat. 610 00:41:57,490 --> 00:42:01,895 [Julia] Oh, Johnny. I'm so wasted. 611 00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:04,230 I love this feeling. 612 00:42:12,672 --> 00:42:15,208 [Julia] I can't focus my eyes, Johnny. 613 00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:18,111 It's OK. You're all right. 614 00:42:18,111 --> 00:42:20,947 Let's take this off. 615 00:42:22,682 --> 00:42:24,484 [Julia] Not sure I wanna do this. 616 00:42:24,484 --> 00:42:26,620 [Johnny] Sure you do. 617 00:42:32,859 --> 00:42:34,928 Oh, you're so beautiful. 618 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:41,568 Oh, Johnny. 619 00:42:50,744 --> 00:42:53,246 - You like that? - Ye... 620 00:43:11,264 --> 00:43:14,567 I honestly would rather not leak this. 621 00:43:16,836 --> 00:43:19,239 I'm an actor. That's all I ever wanted to do. 622 00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,942 No, you wanted to be famous. There's a big difference. 623 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:29,082 You can give your dirt to Don whenever. Make sure it comes in regularly. 624 00:43:29,082 --> 00:43:31,351 Lucy? 625 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:36,022 Have you ever actually loved anybody? 626 00:43:38,091 --> 00:43:39,359 Huh? 627 00:43:41,127 --> 00:43:44,464 Nah, you've got no one. 628 00:43:45,465 --> 00:43:47,667 It's obvious. 629 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:50,804 You got nothing and no one. 630 00:44:04,484 --> 00:44:06,219 - Don, you can go. - Hmm? 631 00:44:06,219 --> 00:44:07,454 Go. 632 00:44:22,302 --> 00:44:24,738 [humming] 633 00:44:29,075 --> 00:44:30,310 Hey! 634 00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:33,813 [groans] 635 00:44:33,813 --> 00:44:35,248 Paparazzi piece of shit! 636 00:44:38,518 --> 00:44:40,820 It's OK, Tristan. 637 00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:41,955 It's... 638 00:44:43,923 --> 00:44:47,961 It's OK. It's OK. It's OK. 639 00:45:06,045 --> 00:45:09,282 Hey. Don't fumble! Don't fumble! 640 00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:13,620 Daniel, come around here. 641 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:16,456 Hey, man. You can't read? Private property. 642 00:45:21,161 --> 00:45:22,996 What's that? 643 00:45:22,996 --> 00:45:25,098 It's business. 644 00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:29,068 - Well, aren't I part of the business? - I said it's just business. 645 00:45:31,171 --> 00:45:33,807 Hey. Let's go inside. Come on, let's go. 646 00:45:50,990 --> 00:45:53,593 You know I can't smoke this. 647 00:45:56,296 --> 00:45:57,564 Why? 648 00:45:57,564 --> 00:45:59,165 Because it makes me too horny. 649 00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,584 You like that? 650 00:46:51,584 --> 00:46:52,919 Yes. 651 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,069 [sobbing] 652 00:47:14,941 --> 00:47:17,710 [crying] 653 00:47:25,818 --> 00:47:27,186 [phone ringing] 654 00:47:29,856 --> 00:47:31,524 Hello? 655 00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:35,495 Oh, hey, Mr. Fincher. 656 00:47:36,829 --> 00:47:39,032 David, right. 657 00:47:39,032 --> 00:47:40,433 Yeah. 658 00:47:42,302 --> 00:47:43,436 Yeah? 659 00:47:45,505 --> 00:47:47,206 Really? 660 00:47:47,206 --> 00:47:48,608 No. That's great news. 661 00:47:50,476 --> 00:47:55,114 No. No. I haven't booked anything else. 662 00:47:55,114 --> 00:47:58,184 What, are you kidding? Of course I do. 663 00:47:58,184 --> 00:48:01,054 No, I can't believe Jennifer signed on to do the part. 664 00:48:03,957 --> 00:48:05,224 OK. 665 00:48:05,224 --> 00:48:07,627 - Yeah, I'll be there. - [Julia] That's great. 666 00:48:07,627 --> 00:48:09,395 Thank you. 667 00:48:11,130 --> 00:48:12,231 Yeah. 668 00:48:12,231 --> 00:48:14,901 Yeah, I heard about what happened to Kira. 669 00:48:16,970 --> 00:48:18,705 Wait. What? 670 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,341 When? 671 00:48:22,909 --> 00:48:25,511 Yeah. She was... she was a really good person. 672 00:48:27,914 --> 00:48:30,450 Right, at the memorial. 673 00:48:31,451 --> 00:48:33,019 [Julia] What happened? 674 00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,256 Kira's dead. 675 00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:40,393 Oh, my God. 676 00:48:40,393 --> 00:48:42,395 She had a brain bleed. 677 00:48:42,395 --> 00:48:44,731 Oh, my God. 678 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:49,002 The movie's back on. 679 00:48:49,002 --> 00:48:51,104 I still have the part. 680 00:48:54,107 --> 00:48:55,541 Slow down the car. 681 00:49:02,782 --> 00:49:05,251 What are you doing? Slow down. 682 00:49:05,251 --> 00:49:06,919 Talk to me? 683 00:49:09,622 --> 00:49:11,124 I'm sorry. 684 00:49:12,592 --> 00:49:13,993 I'm sorry. 685 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:17,497 Holt, pull the car over. Oh, my God. 686 00:49:19,532 --> 00:49:20,867 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 687 00:49:20,867 --> 00:49:23,936 Holt. What the hell are you doing? 688 00:49:23,936 --> 00:49:27,874 [crying] Stop the car. Stop it! Please stop the car! 689 00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:30,843 [screams] Stop it! 690 00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:34,480 Oh, my God! 691 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,016 Stop it! Holt! 692 00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:38,251 Stop it, Holt! 693 00:49:39,986 --> 00:49:42,121 Oh, my god! [screams] 694 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,202 Hey, come on. 695 00:50:32,839 --> 00:50:34,207 Come here. 696 00:50:34,207 --> 00:50:36,876 Come on. We got to get you out of here. 697 00:50:36,876 --> 00:50:39,679 Come on. 698 00:50:39,679 --> 00:50:41,481 Come on! 699 00:50:43,282 --> 00:50:46,152 Come on Julia, talk to me. 700 00:50:50,389 --> 00:50:51,958 Hang in there. 701 00:51:13,045 --> 00:51:16,215 [rock music plays] 702 00:51:27,994 --> 00:51:29,395 [doorbell rings] 703 00:51:31,597 --> 00:51:35,601 - Don? - He's dead, Lucy. We killed him. 704 00:51:35,601 --> 00:51:40,139 No, Don, no. No, Holt is OK. It's Kira. 705 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:43,009 Tristan. Tristan is dead. 706 00:51:43,009 --> 00:51:44,410 Who's Tristan? 707 00:51:44,410 --> 00:51:47,513 Tristan, my cat. 708 00:51:47,513 --> 00:51:50,283 Oh, the cat. Jesus, Don. 709 00:51:50,283 --> 00:51:52,318 My best friend, and we killed him. 710 00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:54,654 We? What are you talking about? 711 00:51:54,654 --> 00:51:57,423 All the stuff we did, the bad things. 712 00:51:57,423 --> 00:51:59,825 No, Don, no. 713 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:04,096 Tristan had cancer, remember? We didn't kill him. 714 00:52:04,096 --> 00:52:05,531 - We did. - No, Don. 715 00:52:05,531 --> 00:52:06,632 We did. 716 00:52:06,632 --> 00:52:09,635 No, Don. No, we didn't kill him. 717 00:52:09,635 --> 00:52:11,704 [sniffles, moans] 718 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:33,085 [woman] I love you, Donny.