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Last time on Hannah Montana...

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No! There's no other horse, I swear!

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Then why do you keep leaving me, Mile?
Don't leave me.

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Dad, I need a favor.

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You want Blue Jeans out here, don't you?

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All right, if I'm old enough to go to
college and I'm old enough to vote,

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then I'm old enough to get my own place.

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Now, this isn't Tennessee.

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You can't just walk across the yard
to my window when you miss me.

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What happened?

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Blue Jeans. He ran away.

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You own this place?

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I own the whole block.

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I thought when I
brought you out here

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this was the end of these
little late night chitchats.

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D-D-Dang flabbit, Miley, I never wanted you
to bring me out here in the first place.

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What I meant was I needed you
to come back home to Tennessee.

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I'm going to the market. You
got any special requests?

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Just one. I want to move back to Tennessee.

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Is it because you're worried
about Blue Jeans?

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Yeah, but it's not just that.

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I mean, I brought
Blue Jeans out here

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because I thought
he was missing me.

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But last night, I realized it
was really me missing Tennessee.

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Let me guess:

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Your talking horse
told you this?

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Dad, I am not gonna make
this important of a decision

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because a talking horse
told me to.

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I argued with him
until he turned into me,

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and as you and I both know,
it's useless to argue with me.

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I hear that.

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Dad, look,

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it may seem like
I'm not thinking straight.

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And maybe I'm not, but it's just

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I can't shake this feeling
of wanting to go back home.

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Something that you're missing
back home in Tennessee?

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So you're not mad?

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No, of course not.

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I mean, this is
a really important decision,

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and we don't need to rush it.

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We need to take a step back

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and give this the consideration
that it deserves.

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We're going back to Tennessee.

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And leave Lilly?
How can you be so cold?

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We'll take her with us.

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Dad, Lilly's not gonna
wanna come with us.

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California is her home.

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And besides,
Oliver and her dad are here.

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Think a little.

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Okay, I am thinking,

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and what I'm thinking is,
my dad always told me

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when a female
is having a problem

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and tries to drag you
into the middle of it,

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the best thing you can do is
smile, nod and compliment her.

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Dad, it's not that simple.

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I mean, ugh, sure,
Oliver will be okay,

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but, I mean, what about Lilly?
She just moved in.

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How can I abandon
my best friend like this?

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Oh, my goodness.
You look lovely this morning.

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It's not gonna work.

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Did you do something different
to your hair?

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Oh, good, you're up.

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Oh, good, you're here. Listen,

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I gotta go to the store.

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Compliment her
and stay close to the exit.

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Good luck.

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Hey. Nice pajamas.

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Okay, where's Lilly?
She still sleeping?

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Yep. Poor kid.

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Sailing away
on the ship of dreams.

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Little does she know that, uh,

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I'm about to wake her up
and crush that ship

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into the brutal rocks
of reality.

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Uh, okay.

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Say her manicure looks nice.

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Your manicure looks nice.
Stop that.

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Okay, fine.
Your tips are chipped,

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and your pajamas,
a little bit frumpy.

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Can we talk about me
for a minute?

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The most exciting thing
happened last night.

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So I was over at Jackson's,

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and there's this band
that lives upstairs, and...

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All right, that's just gonna
have to work for now.

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Oh, no.

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Dude, your door's busted.

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Dude, I know.

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Hey, look, um,

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we're rehearsing upstairs,

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and all this banging
going on down here

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is kind of harshing the vibe.

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You're Trent Stone
from Tepid Funk.

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What? Wait.

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Who cares? Y-You're Oliver Oken

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fromAmerica's Top Talent. Yeah.

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You're the best thing
that happened to music

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since the air guitar, dude.

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You know what would be
the coolest thing ever?

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Huh?

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If you opened for us.

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Oh, well...

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Please?

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Okay. Yay! Yay! Yay!

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Thank you.

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Really?

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Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay?

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Okay, it didn't happen
exactly like that,

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but they did ask me to open
for them on their world tour.

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World tour? Yeah.

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How much of the world
are we talking about?

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Six months.

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Six months? You're gonna
leave Lilly for six months?

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I know. That's why I'm so happy
she has you to lean on.

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You know, think about it.
I mean, her mom's moved,

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her dad's an hour away.

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Without me,
you're all she's got.

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You know, you're it.

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You're the center
of her universe.

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All right?
All the roads lead back to...

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I'm moving back to Tennessee.

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Backstabbing best friends
say what?

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Man, this stinks.

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I know.
How are we gonna tell her

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that both of us are leaving?

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Don't even think about it.

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You know, you knew
without looking,

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and it's that kind of
sensitivity that makes you

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the perfect person
to tell Lilly.

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Tell me what?

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Uh...
that it's a beautiful morning,

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and we're taking you out
for a we-love-Lilly day.

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Because we love Lilly. Yeah.

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And we want you
to remember that.

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Forever.

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Aw, come here. Come here.

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Okay. Ah. Lilly, mm.

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Okay. What...? What's going on?
Okay.

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Why does something
have to be going on?

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Can't two people
who care about you

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just give you a day full
of wonderful memories?

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Memories that will carry you
through the hard times

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that life inevitably
throws at you?

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Would you both stop
smiling at me like that?

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'Cause it's kind of
creeping me out.

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Absolutely. No problem.

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What did I just say?

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Sorry. Sorry. My bad.

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So let's get packing. Cracking.

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Uh...
Let's get cracking, ha, ha.

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Because packing would be stupid.

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One, two, three, four.

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Rico!

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Now, I don't know about you,

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but this is a day
I will never forget.

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Never, ever, ever.

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Ever.

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Yeah, me too, but, I mean,

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you didn't have to buy me
a whole new outfit.

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I-I-I think
I'm gonna take it back.

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Oh, please,
do not be ridonkulous.

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I mean, you look adorable.

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And besides,
you already sweat in it, so...

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You're right, I did.

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Thank you,
overactive sweat glands.

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You're welcome, Lilly.

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Oh, you're so cute.
I'm gonna miss that when

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I'm in somewhere
that you're not,

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and we can't see each other,

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heh, because we're not...

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Well, somebody forgot
their pictures in the car.

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Honestly, I mean,
I told you guys I...

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I'd be okay with the little ones
from the machine.

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Oh, you silly Lilly.

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Everybody loses those.

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These jumbo puppies
are here to stay.

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So cute, ha, ha.

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Okay. You keep saying
everything's okay,

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and I go along with it
because, you know,

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I was... I was hoping for
a matching purse, but, uh...

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Honestly, saying you love me
every five minutes,

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and wearing
the friendship bracelet

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I gave you three years ago.

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What gives?

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All right, fine.

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There's no easy way to say this.

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I'm moving back to Tennessee.

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And I'm going on tour
with Tepid Funk.

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Leaving you is the hardest thing
that I've ever had to do,

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but there's just something
pulling me back to Tennessee.

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This is an unbelievable
opportunity for me.

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Ugh, wow.

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Do you want a tissue?

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Do you wanna hit something?

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Maybe Oliver?

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Assume the position.

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Go ahead, Lilly.

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Lilly?

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No, I-I understand.

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Wait, you do?

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Yeah, Oliver, you're right.
I mean,

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you can't pass up
something like this,

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and I wouldn't want you to.

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I'm so proud of you.

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And, Miley, I totally get it.

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If... If your heart is telling
you to go back to Tennessee,

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then you have to.

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So you're not mad at me?

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No, of course not.

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I mean, I'm gonna miss both
of you guys like crazy, but...

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it'll be okay.

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Lilly, you are amazing.

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I was so worried
that you'd freak out,

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thinking I was one of those guys
who goes on the road

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promising not to cheat,
but then, you know,

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caves after
the first cute girl who, uh...

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Well, let's be honest,
just after the first cute girl.

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And I was terrified

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that you'd think I was gonna
go back to Tennessee,

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hang out with my old friends,

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get a new phone,
forget to put your number in it,

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and then you try to call me,
all lonely and sad,

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and all you hear
is a voice saying,

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"Oh, I'm sorry,

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"but this number
has been disconnected

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because she now has
cooler friends."

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Lilly?

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Lillypop, are you okay?

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I was until you guys brought up

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that stuff you thought
I'd worry about

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that I wasn't worried about,
but now I am.

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Oh, no. Lilly, please don't cry.

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Okay, you know what, Lilly?
I won't go.

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I'll give up my dreams for you.

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Oh, what, so you can stay
and grow to hate me?

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Oh, yeah, that's a much better choice.

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Okay, fine, then I'll stay.

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So you're so bitter
you can't even look at me

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without seeing
the soul-sucking leech

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who kept you from
following your heart?

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Why does saying goodbye
have to hurt so much?

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I know.

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Why can't we be more like them?

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I think I need that tissue now.

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How much time do we have left?
Well,

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we just have to wait for my dad
to find a ranch in Tennessee.

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But...

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let's not think about that now.
Okay.

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Whoo! Great, you're still here.

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I just found the perfect ranch.

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You're gonna love it.

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Thanks a lot, Dad. Yeah.

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I'm so happy for you.

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Bon voyage.

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Girls.

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They are so emotional.

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Don't you look at me.

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Good cabinet.

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Stay.

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Stay.

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All right.

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Jackson Stewart, handyman.

261
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Stop mocking me!

262
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,600
Miley. Hey.

263
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Come on in, y-y-you.

264
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,640
Welcome to paradise,
population: Moi.

265
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,040
You'll have to forgive the mess.

266
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,600
Uh, I'm just doing
a little remodeling

267
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because I just
love this place so much.

268
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You like my table?

269
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It's a table
and a place to stand

270
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if I ever have
a regular-size date, heh,

271
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which I will,
because my apartment is awesome.

272
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,920
Jackson, I have a problem,
and I need to talk to somebody.

273
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Because, like,

274
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the 6 billion people

275
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that you'd come to before me

276
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have just sort of
mysteriously vanished?

277
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,080
Oh, wait. No.

278
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,240
See about a half a dozen of them
out there right now.

279
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,200
Oh! There's a guy talking
to pigeons across the street.

280
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Seems like he really enjoys
a nice conversation.

281
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,520
Jackson, I'm serious.

282
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,200
I told Dad that
I wanna move back to Tennessee,

283
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,520
and before I could even blink,
he found a place.

284
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,600
W-Wait, um,
we're moving back home?

285
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,160
Well, Dad and I are,

286
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,320
but, I mean, you seem to like
this apartment so much,

287
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,400
I wouldn't expect you to come.

288
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,840
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I mean, yes, yes, I...

289
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,240
I-I-I love this apartment.
I love it.

290
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:23,560
Uh, but... But not more than
the family unit, you know?

291
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,400
I would insist
that Dad pay off the lease

292
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so, that way, the family unit
could remain unified and united

293
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and, you know... in a unit.

294
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,400
You hate it here, don't you?

295
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It's a nightmare.

296
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It's...

297
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:39,520
Look, I-if...

298
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If we move back to Tennessee,
I won't have to admit to Dad

299
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that my first decision
as an adult was, uh,

300
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a complete disaster.

301
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,360
Oh, no...

302
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,960
How did this become such a mess?

303
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,320
I don't know.

304
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An incompetent furniture maker

305
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with no pride
in his workmanship.

306
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Jackson,
I was talking about my life.

307
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,400
I mean, part of me wants
to go back to Tennessee, and...

308
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,520
part of me... loves it here.

309
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,800
And how can I leave Lilly?

310
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,000
What do I do?

311
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,680
I love you,
but I don't have your answers.

312
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,680
Wait, I-I think I might
know something that'll help.

313
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,760
I'm not talking
to the pigeon guy.

314
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,760
No, I'm talking about
Blue Jeans.

315
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,480
You should go for a ride. That...

316
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That always seems like
when you do your best thinking.

317
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,920
Yeah, you're right. Wow.

318
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,160
Such simple words,
yet they taste like vomit.

319
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,520
Uh, "Thank you, Jackson,"
would be enough.

320
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,360
Thank you, Jackson.

321
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,640
Not as bad this time,
but still gonna need a mint.

322
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,560
Right now I wish
you really could talk.

323
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,160
And maybe then
you could tell me what to do.

324
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,480
Miley, you're smart,
you're funny,

325
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:11,200
and now you have
my lucky bracelet.

326
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,880
Hey, I have a lucky bracelet

327
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,720
just like that.

328
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,520
I loaned it
to my best friend yesterday.

329
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,920
Of course, mine says
"Lilly" on the back.

330
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Just like that.

331
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Ta-da.

332
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There you are.

333
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,480
I've been looking
all over for you.

334
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,240
Sorry.

335
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,760
Up here doing a little thinking?

336
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,040
Oh, yeah.

337
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,320
I mean,
I know I need more Tennessee

338
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,720
back in my life, it just...

339
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,400
Something...

340
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,040
Something doesn't feel right
about leaving my life here.

341
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Especially Lilly.

342
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,680
Yeah. I mean,
how can going back to Tennessee

343
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,920
be the right decision

344
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if it makes me and the people
that I love so unhappy?

345
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,640
Daddy, I don't think
I can do it.

346
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,320
I know that, darling.

347
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,560
I could tell by the way
you were acting this morning.

348
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Then why'd you go off
and buy a ranch in Tennessee?

349
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,520
I didn't. What?

350
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,000
I could tell you needed
to be in Tennessee

351
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and California both,

352
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,000
so I found a way
we could meet in the middle.

353
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,840
You bought a ranch in Oklahoma?

354
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,160
No. Actually, it's a little
closer than that.

355
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Twenty acres. Cute little barn.

356
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,480
Kind of like a Crowley Corners
down by the sea.

357
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,360
You did not.

358
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,200
See that place right over there?

359
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,240
You bought that place?

360
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,680
It's not Tennessee,
but it's pretty daggone close.

361
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,560
It's better.

362
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,680
It's perfect.

363
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,520
There's room for everybody.

364
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,400
Lilly, Blue Jeans,

365
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,000
and even Jackson.

366
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,320
I'll fill you in on that later.

367
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,560
Thank you so much, Daddy.

368
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:34,720
I love you, Mile.

369
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,640
I love you too.

370
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,200
Wow.

371
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,880
Seeing it all empty
is kind of sad.

372
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,000
I know.

373
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:57,960
You know, I'm just glad
you and Miley

374
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are still gonna be
living together.

375
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,920
It'll be a lot easier
being on tour

376
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,000
knowing that you have her.

377
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,840
You better call me every day.

378
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,800
I'm gonna call you twice a day.

379
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,480
Yeah, but can you make sure

380
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,240
it's not too early
and not too late?

381
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,040
All right, fine, call whenever,

382
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,560
but I wanna talk to you too.

383
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,600
Yeah, but seriously,

384
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,160
I'm much nicer
between 10 and 10.

385
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,760
Dad, moving van's ready.
Let's go.

386
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,720
Yeah, what is he doing up there?

387
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:26,640
I don't know. He's, uh,

388
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,920
packing up some valuables
that he wants to hand carry.

389
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,480
Ready to go.

390
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,800
A blow dryer and some brushes?

391
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,920
I'll have you know
this is a limited-edition.

392
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,600
Jet Stream GT
with ionic diffuser.

393
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,520
The most powerful hair dryer
known to man.

394
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,600
Can I...?
You wanna keep that hand, son?

395
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,080
Yes, sir.

396
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,000
And, uh, goodbye, stairs.

397
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,960
Goodbye spot
where I kissed Andrea Strand.

398
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,560
Goodbye spot
where Andrea Strand Tasered me.

399
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,200
Goodbye spot where I
stepped over your twitching body

400
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,480
to run and go get my camera.

401
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,680
Come on, Jackson,
you got a great apartment now,

402
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,040
and you're only
ten miles up the road.

403
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,280
Yeah. Yeah, I do.

404
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,760
It's furnished. It's...

405
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,160
It's right near the beach.

406
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,240
I've never been so happy.

407
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,120
See?

408
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,880
Well, this is great.
We're all gonna be happy now.

409
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,800
Oliver's hitting the road,

410
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,640
you up there
in your little apartment,

411
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,680
and me, Miley and Lilly
out there at the new ranch

412
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,280
with the heated swimming pool
and two hot tubs,

413
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,640
so whichever side of the house
you're on,

414
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,240
you're only steps away

415
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,800
from 72 pulsating jets
of pure paradise.

416
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,680
Seventy-two?

417
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,560
That's not even counting
the ones that go up and down

418
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,160
and up and down.

419
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:52,640
Dad,

420
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,120
how long are you gonna
torture him till you tell him

421
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,600
that you got him
out of his lease

422
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,640
and he's coming with us?

423
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,000
What? Come on, Mile.

424
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,560
I had two more minutes
of great material lined up.

425
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,000
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

426
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,160
You're welcome, son.

427
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,360
All right, everybody,
let's get a move on, now.

428
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,960
We got a new ranch to fix up.

429
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,480
Or as I like to say,

430
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,480
a ranch that needs
some dressing.

431
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,480
Get it? Ranch dressing.

432
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,360
Whoo! Good thing Robby Ray
packed up the humor. Let's go.

433
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,120
Come on, Miley,
it's time to say hello

434
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:31,960
to our new home.

435
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,920
And goodbye to the old one.

436
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,480
Here's your keys. Thank you.

437
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,280
Yeah. Uh, good luck
finding another sucker

438
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,360
to rent this place.

439
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,560
Hey, hey. A coat of paint,
some new cabinets,

440
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,320
a little wood glue,

441
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,800
and another sucker
will be knocking down the door.

442
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,480
Hopefully after he signs the lease.

443
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,200
Oh!

444
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,680
We gotta work this bit
into the show.

445
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,640
One, two, three, four.