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Huh?

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What do you think?

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Am I going to make a great Dinah
the Determined Duck or what?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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But, uh,

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you know, I'm just glad
this movie's animated because.

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Dinah's not wearing any pants.

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Wait a second.

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If she's not wearing pants,

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where am I going to be putting my lipstick?

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Oh, girl,

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if she's going all "el buffo,"

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she is going to have to have a purse.

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Yeah and, uh,

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maybe some heels.

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It might-It might make those legs look longer

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and minimize the big fat duck butt.

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Do not you go dissing Diney's hiney.

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On page eighty-six she
hip-checks the evil farmer

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out of the way with her
bodacious baduckadonk!

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Ooh.

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There she is. Yes.

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Hannah, baby.

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Absolute thrill to be directing you.
Baz B. Berkley!

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Please, call me Triple B.

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Thank you for having me here, Triple B.

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Or should I say, uh,

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Buh-Buh-Buh.

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Okay,

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I've heard that a million times,

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but because it's you,

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I'm going to laugh. Ha.

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By the way,

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is the, uh,

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purple pixie really here
or am I just over-tired?

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Oh, no, that's my best friend, Lola.

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Hi! Hi.

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I-I'm a big fan of your movies!

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Over the Ledge and Jolt.

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Oh I just-I just love you.

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Well, of course you do. I mean look at you.

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You're a walking cartoon.

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Don't frown,

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I'm saying that with love.

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Okay?

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Okay.

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So you want to meet your co-stars?

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Absolutely.

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Wonderful. Come on in!

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Hannah Montana,

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I'd like you to meet Granny Goat,

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Claude the Crabby Cow and Frankie
the Frantic Field Mouse.

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Hello, Hannah.

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Not in the mood.

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I like cheese!

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Hi,

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I'm Kyle Macintyre.

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Man,

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it must get ugly at your house
when there's only one cookie left.

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Not really because Frankie likes cheese!

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Oy.

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Okay,

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so we've all met.

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Wonderful. What do you say we
get this rehearsal started?

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My little overly paid barnyard beauties.

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Again,

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I say that with love.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Why don't you just sit down? Wonderful.

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Dinah?

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Dinah? Where is that miserable duck?

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She's climbing to the top of the barn again.

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She's trying to learn to fly!

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She wants to earn some pie?

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Tell her to clean out my stall!

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You can do it, Dinah.

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You can fly,

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you can fly.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.

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Hannah, honey,

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uh,

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what's with the voice?

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Oh, I'm sorry,

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was that too emotional? I mean I
don't want to scare the kids.

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Exactly.

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None of us want to scare kids, okay?

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Because then they run out of the theater,

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I get angry letters from parents,

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they close my movie down,

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next thing you know,

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I'm back to directing regional
theater starring "he's still alive?"

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and "she looks horrible!"

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I don't need that.

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I think one of those three
B's is for "boing."

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Okay,

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what I need.

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What I want.

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What the kids want,

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okay, is a duck that
sounds somewhat duck-ish.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I mean when the studio called
and offered me the job,

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I thought they wanted a celebrity voice.

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You know,

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that sounded somewhat me-ish.

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Hannah, sweetie, cookie,

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if I wanted to have someone
to sound like you,

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I'd have Kyle do it.

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Kyle, do Hannah.

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You get the best of both worlds.

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Whoa!

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That was cool!

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Not really hearing it.

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Anyhoo, look,

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if you want a duck,

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I will give you a duck.

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Lead me in, Kyle.

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You got it.

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She wants to earn some pie?

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Tell her to clean out my stall.

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You can do it, Dinah.

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You can fly,

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you can fly.

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Quack!

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Quack.

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You can do it, Dinah.

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You can fly,

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you can fly.

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How was that?

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Kind of like the garbage disposal
with a salad fork in it.

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Dang, I stink at this.

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I mean the director acted all nice,
but I saw that look on his face.

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You know the look of-of disappointment
and-and total embarrassment.

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Kind of like the look I give Jackson...

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well,

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pretty much twenty-four/seven.

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Uh,

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Mile, would you like your own slice of pizza?

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Dad, please, I am way too upset to eat.

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I can see that.

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What am I going to do?

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I would say if you just keep
working on it, you'll get it.

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Really?

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Like I said, you just keep working on it.

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I'm a duck.

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I'm a duck.

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I'm a dead duck.

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Hello?

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Hey, Hannah, how you doing?

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It's Kyle.

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Um, I was calling to see how
it was going with the voice.

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Oh, my duck is great!

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My duck is awesome! My duck is...

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Cooked, roasted, stuffed?

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All of the above.

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I know exactly how you feel.

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I had to do the voice of a duck once,

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so I hired a duck coach.

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A duck coach?

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He's amazing.

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I'll make a call.

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Kyle says you're the best in the business,

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so do your stuff.

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Okay, for what I'm paying you,

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you're going to have to
give me more than that. Go.

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I'm going to be needing a discount.

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Jackson Rod Stewart!

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How many times do I have to
tell you to replace the...

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Uh, Mile,

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if this is your way of asking for a puppy,

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you win.

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Dad,

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I am just trying to find my inner duck.

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And I'll take a beagle.

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You really think that will work?

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It worked for Kyle.

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He said before you even
think about the voice,

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you really got to study the animal.

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And then when you are in front of the mic,

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it'll just come right out of you.

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As long as you clean up anything
that comes out of that duck,

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waddle away.

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Now, where's that barnyard
animal I call my son?

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He's at the beach.

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One normal child,

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is that too much to ask?

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That's right, I'm a college man.

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Really?

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Yep,

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studying at the universi-tay.

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That's u-n...

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iversi-tay.

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I'm independent,

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don't answer to anyone... Well,

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except that cute little
diapered angel called cupid.

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Twing.

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Aren't you going to get that?

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No, it's just my,

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uh, roommate, Robby.

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Yeah,

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musician. You know the type. A little flaky.

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First he doesn't listen to me

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and now he won't even pick up the phone.

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I'm sick of that boy ducking me!

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Oh, relax.

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He didn't mean anything by it.

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Hey, Rico, I'll take a water.

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Take a number.

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Take a number?

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Since when?

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Just take one.

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Fine. Hey, Rico, I'm number six.

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Number six,

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your water is ready. Number six.

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Okay, what was the point of that?

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I'm trying to class up the place.

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Number four,

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your veggie burger is ready.

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Number four.

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Number four,

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get your stinking veggie
burger before I spit in it!

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, much classier.

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I don't really know what I'm
going to do this summer.

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I mean bicycle through France,

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you know,

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maybe surf Costa Rica.

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It's great being my own man.

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Because, as I said,

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I answer to no one.

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Jackson Rod Stewart!

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Cool sunglasses. Can I try them?

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Jackson!

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And, uh, maybe your hat.

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What are you doing?

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Having fun. Being my own man.

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Let's talk like girls.

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Come on.

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Oh, those are nice shoes.

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Where'd you get them? They're so cute!

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Excuse me, ladies.

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Not interested. Taken.

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Uh, Jacksina,

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could I have a word with
you for a second, please?

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Hey, Robby, Rob-oh,

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Rob-bop-a-lu-bop-ba-bing-bang-boomo.

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It's my roommate,

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probably needs to borrow some money.

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Yeah.

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Why don't you go ahead and wait over there?

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I don't want to embarrass him.

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Like he's embarrassing me!

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Oh yeah,

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said the guy in the floppy sunflower
hat with the girly glasses.

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What do you want, Dad?

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I mean I'm right in the middle
of something important here.

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So was I!

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And now, thanks to you,

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we're out of cotton balls.

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And you got to start answering
your phone when I call you!

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Well, I'm sorry, Dad,

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but at my age it's a little embarrassing
when "daddy" keeps calling.

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Can't you just like text me?

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I don't know how to do all
that texting and tweeting

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and your face and my face and all that stuff.

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Could you please just learn?

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I mean I don't need you calling me

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to rag on me whenever I forget
to replace the toilet paper,

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or I don't make my bed,

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or I don't take my dinosaur vitamin!

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Uh, their chewable and have one
percent real fruit juice. So...

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I'm sorry, I usually get
paid for babysitting.

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"Replace the dang TP,
smiley face smiley face."

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I taught him how to do the smiley face.

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I may be an old goat,

275
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but I can still kick your far... Whoa.

276
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,320
Wow.

277
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,440
When you commit to something,

278
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,840
you don't mess around.

279
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,000
Yeah, well, anything to get this voice right.

280
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,560
I didn't know this was going to give
me such a nasty feather wedgie.

281
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,000
Sorry I'm late, everybody.

282
00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,800
The whole lobby's talking about some
whacky girl dressed in a... Hey,

283
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,360
hey, there she is. Hannah.

284
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:24,200
Yeah, well,

285
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,240
this is the kind of commitment you
get when you hire Hannah Montana.

286
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,600
Just you wait, Triple B,

287
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,080
wait until you hear that duck
voice explode out of me!

288
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:31,600
You know what?

289
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:31,880
I love it.

290
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,960
I'm excited. Let's do it.
Let's quack and roll!

291
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,560
Sweet. Okay, Kyle,

292
00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,560
why don't you kick us off from the goat?

293
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,240
And go!

294
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,680
She's trying to earn some pie?

295
00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,600
Tell her to clean out my stall!

296
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,600
You can do it, Dinah.

297
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,680
You can... Oh boy.

298
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,440
I'm sorry. Mm.

299
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,240
Isn't that the same voice?

300
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,840
Well, yes.

301
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:57,560
But see, uh,

302
00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,040
I just want to show you
how-how far I've come.

303
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:00,720
So just wait,

304
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,040
this voice is about to
explode out of me right now.

305
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:03,560
Here we go.

306
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,280
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

307
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,240
You can do it, Dinah.

308
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,240
You can fly.

309
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,960
Oh, cheese and quackers!

310
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,320
Okay, I'm thinking...

311
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,480
And this is just out loud...

312
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,640
You need a little more practice.

313
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,600
And I'm thinking that you
need a different duck.

314
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,480
I just think it'd better for
everyone if I just quit.

315
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,320
Okay, whoa, whoa.

316
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,680
Hannah, honey, honey, hold on, hold on.

317
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,360
- Let's just-Let's just think about this.
- There's nothing to

318
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,000
think about.

319
00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,240
You obviously need someone
who can walk the walk or,

320
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:33,880
you know,

321
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,480
waddle the waddle.

322
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,440
And I'm just not your girl.

323
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,560
So, please,

324
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,320
let me leave here while I
still have my dignity.

325
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:52,800
Why couldn't I do it?

326
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,680
I've never quit anything before.

327
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:56,640
I can't believe this.

328
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,480
I've never been this bad at anything.

329
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,560
Aw, come on, of course you have.

330
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,880
I mean, remember soccer,

331
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,600
and volleyball,

332
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,480
and oh they're still talking about that time

333
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,360
you got stuck climbing the rope at gym class.

334
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,800
"Somebody call the fire department,

335
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,360
somebody call the fire department!"

336
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:15,920
It was scary.

337
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,920
You were this far off the ground!

338
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,440
And you came to comfort me.

339
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,720
Now please do your job!

340
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,360
Poor Miley.

341
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:25,680
Better.

342
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,280
When did Dad learn how to text?

343
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,120
"How go D Duck?

344
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,200
Bet you great."

345
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,080
Hey, did you get my text?

346
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,240
Did you see how I spelled great?

347
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,160
G-r-number eight!

348
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,160
Did you know you could do that?

349
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,680
It works with other words too!
Like fascinate.

350
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,920
Exfoliate.

351
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,720
Irritate.

352
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,360
Well, W-Y-P-B.

353
00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,280
That's "What's your prob, Bob?"

354
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,080
I added the Bob part.

355
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,280
I like that.

356
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:00,680
Ooh,

357
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:01,800
T-Y, Lilly.

358
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,320
Yeah.

359
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,360
That's "thank you".

360
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,560
Daddy.

361
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,760
I quit the movie.

362
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:08,680
What?

363
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,200
You quit?

364
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,400
I had to. I was horrible.

365
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,000
Well, at least you can look
yourself in the mirror

366
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,040
and know you gave it your very best shot.

367
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,040
Yes, I can.

368
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,000
You must have worked on that thing for like a

369
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,760
whole twenty four hours.

370
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:33,880
Uh, minus the trip to the mall, meals, sleep.

371
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,720
Carry the one.

372
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,600
You slaved over that voice for an
hour and twenty-eight minutes.

373
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,240
I'm exhausted just adding it up.

374
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,840
- You forgot the Saturday stache wax.
- Oh, thank you.

375
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,080
Well,

376
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:52,360
that takes it down to a good
fifty-five/fifty-six minutes you put into it.

377
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,080
Daddy,

378
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,560
please, I don't need this right now.

379
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,520
Hey, fine,

380
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:59,240
I'm not going to sit here and rattle
off some big speech or anything.

381
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:00,960
Thank you.

382
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:04,760
Oh yeah.

383
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,920
So much for not giving me a big speech.

384
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,000
But, you're right,

385
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,440
I didn't give it my best shot.

386
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,080
And I really should ask for a second chance.

387
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,560
Good, number four,

388
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,400
letter U.

389
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,240
Dad, I'm right here.

390
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,800
Oh, come on, but it's just so dang much fun.

391
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,120
What about this voice?

392
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,320
You can do it, Dinah.

393
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,840
You can fly,

394
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,480
you can... Raisin.

395
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,640
Why can't the principal ever stay home sick?

396
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:51,400
Ugh,

397
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,920
my head is more stuffed
than the original Lassie.

398
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,920
There were six of them,

399
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:56,480
you know.

400
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,040
Walk away, walk away, walk
away, walk away, walk away!

401
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,800
Okay, what do you think about this?

402
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,240
You can do it, Dinah.

403
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,680
You can fly...

404
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,920
Walk away, walk away, walk away!

405
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,960
Oh no,

406
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,640
I'm getting clammy. Oh,

407
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,240
this-this can't be good.

408
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,480
Why can't I do this?

409
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,560
Please, help me.

410
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,960
Send me a sign.

411
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,000
How many times must I tell you?

412
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,640
No running in the halls!

413
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,360
Thank you!

414
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,560
Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

415
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,680
Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah? Ah?

416
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,760
Are you making fun of me?

417
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,480
Are you making fun of me?

418
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,960
You are making fun of me!

419
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,280
You are making fun of me!

420
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:50,560
Uh,

421
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,760
she had the mystery meat for lunch

422
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,680
and hasn't been quite right since.

423
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,440
Walk away, walk away, walk away, walk away!

424
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:04,160
That's right, I'm a college man.

425
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,040
Really?

426
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:05,480
Yep,

427
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,480
studying at the universi-tay.

428
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,360
That's u-n-i-v...

429
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,600
ersi-tay.

430
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,280
"Jackson,

431
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:24,720
when letter-R letter-U home?"

432
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,160
Excuse me, I'm getting another text.

433
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:43,680
Perfect. "Pick up some eggs."

434
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,680
Independent.

435
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,600
Don't answer to... anyone.

436
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,200
Just hold that thought.

437
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,680
"K."

438
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:04,960
"Plus sign, some gr-eight-ed cheese."

439
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,200
"You hate gr-eight-ed cheese."

440
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:20,960
"But I like to type gr-eight-ed cheese."

441
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,440
You are so not worth this.

442
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:28,720
No! No, come on! I just...

443
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,680
Enough already!

444
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:38,720
Hello.

445
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,680
You are out of control, mister!

446
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:43,880
Look,

447
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,520
this morning you texted me,

448
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,480
"Going running."

449
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,320
Then it was,

450
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,960
"I am texting 'plus sign' running."

451
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:50,680
Then it was,

452
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,080
"I fell down."

453
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,160
Then it was,

454
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,320
"Don't worry, I am 'smiley face'".

455
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,320
Well this is not a smiley face!

456
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,360
I'm pointing at my face!

457
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:01,920
Look, Dad,

458
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,200
I-I promise from now on I'll
answer your phone calls,

459
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,680
just stop texting me!

460
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:06,880
I've learned my lesson!

461
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,120
Now, why does that boy always think

462
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,560
I'm trying to teach him a lesson?

463
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,000
I just like texting.

464
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,280
"Hey Mom, how are you?

465
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,720
I like gr-eight-ed cheese!"

466
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,120
You can do it, Dinah.

467
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,920
You can fly, you can fly.

468
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,400
Look at me! I'm flying!

469
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,760
I'm flying!

470
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,880
And... scene.

471
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,360
Wow, yes!

472
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,760
Yes, yes, yes.

473
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,960
A million times better.

474
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,480
Thank you!

475
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,400
I knew if I tried my best that I could do it!

476
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,360
And you did.

477
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,760
Unfortunately, your best,

478
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,680
still not good.

479
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,240
Wait, what?

480
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,240
You said I was a million times better!

481
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,440
True, true, true.

482
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,760
But, from where you started,

483
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,400
a million times better is still,

484
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,360
how do I say this... "eh".

485
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,600
You liked it, right, Kyle?

486
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,120
Well, I, um...

487
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,720
Kyle, Mom wants you out here right now!

488
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,240
Sorry, got to go.

489
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,800
Mom, coming!

490
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,360
Okay, so, again, Hannah,

491
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,800
real joy working with you.

492
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,720
- And, of course, I say that with a whole.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

493
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,600
this is not the way that
it's supposed to happen!

494
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,360
See, at first I think I'm good.

495
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,240
Then I find out from you that I'm bad,

496
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,560
then I try to give up,

497
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:22,880
listen to my daddy's advice,

498
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:23,960
I work really, really hard,

499
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:24,960
knock it out of the park,

500
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
and then I thank you at the Academy Awards!

501
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,680
Did you park in the structure?

502
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:29,360
Yeah.

503
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:29,800
Okay,

504
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,280
the girl's going to validate
you on the way out.

505
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:32,920
You know what?

506
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,000
You may think that I'm
walking out of here a loser.

507
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:36,880
But I'm not.

508
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,400
I am the winner because I tried my best!

509
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,640
And that's all you can do in
this crazy mixed up world.

510
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,560
And you know what? Maybe
I didn't get this job,

511
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,400
but I'll get the next one.

512
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,640
And if I don't, I'll get the one after that.

513
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,440
Because Hannah Montana does not quit!

514
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,440
Good day, Triple B!

515
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,520
Aw, come on!

516
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,760
Seriously,

517
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,920
this is where you hear my heartfelt speech,

518
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,480
give me another chance,

519
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,640
then I thank you at the Academy Awards.

520
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,480
Wow, yes,

521
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,600
you know what? That's great. That's great.

522
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,720
And this is when I say,

523
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,960
they lock the structure at five.

524
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,840
I just wanted to make kids laugh.

525
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,560
- Okay, can I get security?
- I'm out. I'm sorry!

526
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,720
Hey, Rico, I'll take a fruit smoothie.

527
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,320
All right, this will buzz
you when it's ready.

528
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,000
Is this one of those pagers that vibrates?

529
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,280
What happened to the microphone?

530
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,280
Didn't work. I'd call people,

531
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,240
they'd ignore me,

532
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,160
I'd yell and it would ruin the peace

533
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,040
and tranquility of "The
Rico's Dining Experience."

534
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,080
This is much more effective.

535
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,160
Okay.

536
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,160
That's a little strong, don't you think?

537
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,200
I'd like to see them ignore me now.

538
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,880
Dance, monkeys, dance!

539
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,760
Mwah-ha-ha-ha!