1 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:04,760 Whoo, doggies! I do love it when Hannah plays the state fair. 2 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,000 Good food, good people, and, 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,040 man, when you walk through those livestock exhibits, 4 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:12,840 the fresh aroma of manure in the morning. 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,040 Oh, Lord, I can still smell it. 6 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,520 That would be my shoe, Daddy. 7 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:20,640 Normally, I'd hate it, 8 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,120 but that guy at security did wave me through quickly. 9 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:25,880 Bye-bye. 10 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,160 - Hi-hi. - Here-here. 11 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,160 Help-help. 12 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:36,640 Hi, birthday girl, what's up? 13 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,160 Well, I'm down here at the beach where Oliver planned a picnic, 14 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,920 and then a romantic sunset walk by the water, 15 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,440 and then any chick flick I want, it 16 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,800 even one where Orlando Bloom falls in love with the mermaid 17 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,840 and then sells his soul for gills and a flipper. 18 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:50,720 Sounds like the perfect day. 19 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:54,120 I know! And it would be... if he wasn't sick. 20 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,880 Are you sure he's not faking it? 21 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:57,280 I mean, 22 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,800 some guys'll do anything to get out of a fishy chick flick. 23 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,200 No, he's definitely sick. 24 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,320 You should of heard him on the phone. 25 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,760 "Oh, Lilly, I'm so sorry." 26 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,080 He's so cute! 27 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,760 Yeah. Because it's your birthday, I'm gonna let that one go. 28 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,000 But don't worry, I'll be home in a couple of hours. 29 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,480 So until then, go to my house, watch some TV and 30 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,480 help yourself to Daddy's private stash of fudgy buddies. 31 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,200 What? She's not family. 32 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:24,120 And when I get back, we'll do whatever you like. 33 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,680 Oh, really? Thanks. I'm feeling better already. 34 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:28,960 Hey, man! 35 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:31,680 What was that? 36 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:33,400 It was nothing. Don't worry about it. 37 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,360 Hurry! 38 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,520 Don't worry. 39 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:42,080 Nothing is gonna keep me from being with you on your birthday. 40 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,000 Attention, passengers. 41 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,720 Due to mechanical difficulties, 42 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,480 flight 64 to Los Angeles has been cancelled. 43 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,880 Mousy-voiced ticket-sale lady say what? 44 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:58,080 - I said, "Attention, pass... - I heard what you said! 45 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:59,520 Whoa whoa whoa! Calm down, people. Give the woman a break. 46 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,920 I'm sure she's gonna get us out of here 47 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,440 just as soon as she can. 48 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,400 Yeah. My dad is right. We're all in this together. 49 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,280 But if there's only one seat, 50 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,680 I can, uh, ditch the big guy. 51 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,200 'Nuff said. 52 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,680 Attention, passengers. 53 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,480 The only other flight to L.A. tonight is out of Tucson. 54 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:22,480 So if you can please proceed to 55 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,680 a cab stand in an orderly fashion... 56 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,720 You could've at least told us first. 57 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,240 Well, you could've at least given me more than a 20. 58 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,400 Now we're never gonna get a cab. 59 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,560 This is gonna be Lilly's worst birthday ever. 60 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:46,800 Honey, I know you're upset, 61 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,320 but there's nothing we can do about it. 62 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,520 Even though I do know what you're thinking. 63 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,000 What am I thinking? 64 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,760 Well you're thinking if you get dressed up as you-know-who 65 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,400 and probably sign a few you-know-whats, 66 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,600 these people gonna let us jump 67 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,040 to the front of the you-know-where. 68 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,200 But you always said using you-know-who 69 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,480 for you-know-what is unfair. 70 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:05,720 And it is. 71 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,200 But you're 16 now. 72 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,840 You're old enough to start making your own decisions. 73 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,000 So, what're you saying, daddy? 74 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,240 I'm sayin' the wig's in the bottom and 75 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,880 the glove's in the zipper pocket. Now get. 76 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,200 Hey, everybody, look! It's Hannah Montana! 77 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,280 I bet if we let her to the front of the line, 78 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,640 she'll sign some autographs for our kids. 79 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,520 What kind of parents are you? 80 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,320 Well looks like there's no way 81 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,640 we're gonna make it in Tucson in time to catch that flight. 82 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,720 This is gonna break Lilly's heart. 83 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:47,560 Be gentle when you tell her. 84 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,240 You want me to call your friend? No problem. 85 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,120 You know what? I'll start out with a joke. 86 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,560 Knock knock. Who's there? Not us. 87 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,160 You are a cold, cold daddy. 88 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:03,240 Excuse me, folks. Name's Dewey Pickens. I'm a huge fan. 89 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,080 Could I trouble you for one quick picture? 90 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,080 Sure, looks like we got plenty of time. 91 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,680 - Oh, great. Take it. - Hey! Here you go. 92 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,000 The mullet man himself, Mr. Achy Breaky Robby Ray. 93 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,360 - Let's do it! Whoo! - Be sure to get my good side. 94 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,320 Whoo, OK! Shaking hands! OK, I'll shake your hand. 95 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,640 I love it! All right! 96 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,840 That's gonna be one sweet customized refrigerator magnet. 97 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,760 Yep. A memory that sticks. Let's go, Dad. 98 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,280 Hey, wait. I couldn't help but overhear your predicament. 99 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,360 And I would love to give you a ride to Tucson. 100 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:41,880 OK! 101 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:43,680 Wait. You mean me, too, right? 102 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,480 Sure! I got plenty of room! 103 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,760 Let's go! Come on! 104 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,160 Everybody, look! It's Robby Ray, man! 105 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,800 Look who I got! Robby Ray! Bye, y'all! 106 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,160 I'm with Robby! And that girl! Come on! 107 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,240 I want my mullet back 108 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,160 My old Camaro and my eight-track 109 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,360 Fuzzy dice hanging loose and proud 110 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,920 ZZ Top They're playing loud 111 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,760 I have not had pickled eggs this good 112 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,120 since I don't remember when. 113 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,080 Sure you don't want one, baby girl? 114 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:26,640 More sure than I've been of anything in my entire life. 115 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,080 - Eat it! - No! 116 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,600 Is your head all stuffy-wuffy? 117 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,120 Oh, does you have a temperature? 118 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:41,800 Oh, my poor Ollie-pop. 119 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,880 No, I understand. I do. 120 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,560 No, really, I do. 121 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,480 No, no, really, I understand I do. Oh! I love... 122 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,760 Hey, Oliver, you know what'll make you feel better, buddy? 123 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:55,880 Chicken soup. 124 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:00,280 You know what'll make me feel better? This. 125 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,120 Give me back my phone. 126 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,440 Not until you give me back the last two hours of my life. 127 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,640 Now, I don't mean to be a bad host 128 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,120 but get out! 129 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,120 OK! No, all right? 130 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:20,200 Miley said I could stay here until she gets here, 131 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,160 which should be any minute! Gimme me back my phone! 132 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,000 - No! No! - Jackson! Jackson! 133 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:27,960 Be my guest. 134 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,800 See, this is the old college mind working. 135 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,280 You're brilliant. You are so brilliant. 136 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,560 Hang on one sec. 137 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,120 You sure you don't wanna stop and 138 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,480 see some sights along the way? 139 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,920 You can carve your own toilet seat 140 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,760 at Captain Hiney's Whittle Me Mine. 141 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,080 Oh, shoot, it's the weekend. There'll be a line. 142 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,560 - Oh, darn! Maybe next trip. - All right. 143 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,520 Yes, Ethel, I would love another piece of pie. 144 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:08,760 Oh, man. A pie dream. 145 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,280 I wish I was sleepin'. 146 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,640 And I wish you didn't have turkey-jerky-cheese breath. 147 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,480 Hey, Lilly, how's it going? 148 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:20,760 Your piggy brother is driving me crazy! Ew! 149 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,320 That's how it's going. Are you in the limo yet? 150 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:29,640 Not exactly. We've had a small problem. 151 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,560 But you're definitely gonna be here, right? 152 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,320 Definitely, absolutely, positively, I will be there. 153 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:36,880 OK. 154 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,560 - What happened? - We just blew a tire. 155 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,120 Oh, good. I thought it was me. 156 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,800 But we do have a spare, right? 157 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,640 I got a spare. 158 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,040 It's the one that just exploded, isn't it? 159 00:08:58,920 --> 00:08:59,480 Maybe. 160 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,120 Right. We're never gonna make it to Tucson in time. 161 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,560 Don't you worry. 162 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,320 I got a hog in the back that'll get you there. 163 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,560 I am not riding to Tucson on a pig! 164 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,320 Honey, I don't think that's 165 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,160 the kind of hog the man's talking about! 166 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,080 Yee-haw! 167 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,200 Are you sure we're going the right way? 168 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,160 Didn't Dewey say to turn back at 169 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:25,520 the world's largest hubcap museum? 170 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,880 I thought he said turn right at 171 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,040 the world's tallest tinfoil tower. 172 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,200 - Better check the map. - OK! 173 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,640 Who didn't see that coming? 174 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,600 Oh, great, now we're gonna get lost! 175 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,240 We're never gonna make the plane in time. 176 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,440 The highlight of Lilly's big night is gonna be 177 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,680 Jackson arm farting Happy Birthday to her. 178 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,960 Come on now, Bud. You never know. 179 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,760 Your brother might just rise to the occasion. 180 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,360 Here we go. 181 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:05,640 Birthday girl first. 182 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,840 Oh, Jackson. You made this a birthday I'll never forget. 183 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,600 Not yet, I haven't. 184 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,360 Now I have. 185 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,680 Jackson couldn't rise to the occasion 186 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,240 if you stuffed him with yeast, 187 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,360 rolled him in flour and baked him for an hour. 188 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,520 - There it is! - Ooh, the airport? 189 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,120 No, the tinfoil tower. 190 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,680 I know exactly where we are now. 191 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,560 - Airport, here we come. - Yee-haw! 192 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,680 Whoo! Look at the size of that tower! 193 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:50,760 Imagine all the leftover rib you could wrap in that thing. 194 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,720 - Are you sure we can't just stop for...? - No! 195 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,040 - Oh, come on. Let me just... - No! 196 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,600 - I could set the timer. - Daddy! 197 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,240 OK, but I don't know what you're so worried about. 198 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:04,280 We're gonna make it with plenty of time to spare. 199 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,640 Unless we run out of gas. 200 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,800 Isn't this where you normally would say "sweet niblets?" 201 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,760 Can't. Swallowed a bug. 202 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,800 I ain't so sure about this place. 203 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,920 I think I've seen this exact porch 204 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,240 in a horror film before. 205 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,600 The stranded family walks up, 206 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:54,840 and then a wild-eyed lady in an apron opens the door and said... 207 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,560 Hi. 208 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,320 Oh, my stars! Look at that! 209 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,000 I have a star on my own front porch. 210 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,400 Phew! She's a fan. It's all right. 211 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,960 - Hey, how are you doing? - Robby Ray, in the flesh. 212 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,160 What is it with this state? 213 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,560 I'm sorry, ma'am. But we are in an awfully big hurry 214 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,240 to get to the airport in Tucson. 215 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:17,760 Well, good luck. 216 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,320 The I-79's backed up worse than 217 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,640 my shower drain after I shave my legs. 218 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,480 Course, they're real smooth now. 219 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,160 On second thought, the walk'll do us good. Let's go, Daddy. 220 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,840 Honey, but you promised Lilly. We gotta get to L.A. 221 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:37,200 L.A.? Why didn't you say so? I can get you to L.A. 222 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,880 Unless you have a plane in your backyard, 223 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,200 we'll never make it in time. 224 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,320 You sure you don't wanna sit up here with me, 225 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,320 Mr. Hottie McYummy Pants? 226 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:02,000 Oh, Norma! You sure do know how to make a good ol' boy blush. 227 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,880 And a grossed-out girl hurl. 228 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,800 Don't mind her, Norma. She gets airsick real easy. 229 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,640 Yeah, that's it. 230 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:12,800 Switch with me! 231 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,280 She's not gonna make it. No, she's never gonna make it. 232 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,240 I bet she's gonna try real hard to make it, 233 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,560 but something's gonna happen 234 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,680 and then she's just not gonna make it 235 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,960 and I'm stuck here with you on my birthday! 236 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,680 Hey, I hear their car, they're back! 237 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:29,560 I knew she'd make it! 238 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,600 Hey, Miley! I'm so glad you made it! 239 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,120 Hey, where'd...? 240 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:48,600 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on... 241 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,560 Jackson! 242 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,480 How could you? 243 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,160 It's easy. Look, I'll show you again. 244 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,520 Come on. Right over here. 245 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,640 I say "Look, they're back!" 246 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:01,440 And then you go, 247 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,160 "Oh, Miley, Miley, you made it! You made it!" 248 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,000 -No, no, -go 249 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,360 Just-Just go! 250 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,760 Could I be stuck with anybody worse on my birthday? 251 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,360 Hey-o! 252 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,200 The answer is yes. 253 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,520 What do you want, Rico? 254 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,120 A jet pack, Jessica Alba 255 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,200 and a chance to play The Artful Dodger 256 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,000 in the Broadway revival of Oliver! 257 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,680 But that's not why I'm here. 258 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:34,960 I've got two court-side seats for the Lakers tonight, 259 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,600 and guess who has two thumbs, 260 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,720 a dumb haircut and is coming with me? 261 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,920 This guy! 262 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,480 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the catch? 263 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,280 - There's no catch. - Then why do you want me to go? 264 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:51,120 'Cause you're my buddy, my pal, the ying to my yang, 265 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,080 the ping to my pong, the wind beneath my arms. 266 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,720 - You mean wings. - I don't have wings, you yutz. 267 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,680 Anyway, enough best-friend banter. 268 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,640 Let's get in your car and go! 269 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,800 Oh, I get it. You don't have a ride. 270 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:11,640 Please. I had a ride. I just chose to go with you. 271 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:12,680 Who was your ride? 272 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,240 My mom. 273 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,720 - What? - My mom! 274 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,800 If you're done laughing at me, can we go now? 275 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,720 Sure. Let me get my stuff. 276 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,200 - What's with you? - It's my birthday and I'm all alone. 277 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,000 Aw. All alone on your birthday, 278 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,680 there's nothing worse than that. 279 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,120 Come on! We gotta beat the crowd, Jackson! Let's go! 280 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,960 - Miley! Are you almost home? - Yeah. I'm minutes away. 281 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,120 - How many? - A couple... hundred. 282 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,200 - What? - Lilly, I promise I will be there. 283 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,480 No, it's fine. It's fine. 284 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,480 You know, 'cause in a few hours, 285 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,080 it won't be my birthday anymore. 286 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,280 But that's OK, 'cause in 12 months, I'll have another one. 287 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,880 Unless, of course, you're out of town and Oliver's sick 288 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,800 and I'm all alone again! 289 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,640 Oh, honey, you're not completely alone. 290 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,920 Jackson's there with you, right? 291 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:14,280 Jackson's bailing on me. He's going to the Laker game. 292 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,960 Oh, you don't know. Maybe he'll change his mind. 293 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,600 Alright. Gotta go. Love you so much. Peace out. Bye. 294 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,120 Jackson, pick up, pick up, pick up. 295 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,600 If you look to your right, you'll see Hoover Dam. 296 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,480 And if you look to your left, 297 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,840 you'll see an attractive single woman gazing at you adoringly. 298 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,800 How about that dam! 299 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,960 Jackson, please do not leave Lilly alone on her birthday. 300 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,000 Be that caring and considerate person 301 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,440 that I know you are deep down inside. 302 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,240 Laker game and a good laugh? What a night! 303 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,800 Jackson, please, I... 304 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:54,960 Hello? 305 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,400 Hello? Dang it! 306 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,600 Yeah, rise to the occasion! 307 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,360 He is a flake and he's never gonna change. 308 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,680 Hey, Norma. Can you fly this plane any faster? 309 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,120 Why would I do that? 310 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,600 That'd mean less time with Robby Ray. 311 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,280 - Oh, sweet niblets. Really? - Oh, yeah! 312 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,840 I'm your biggest fan! 313 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,320 I'm head over heels for you, Robby Ray. 314 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,560 Here. Let me show you. 315 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,040 I'm gonna need some clean undies! 316 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,200 So, uh, you're just gonna hang out here? 317 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,360 I might as well. I mean, here, home. 318 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,080 I'm alone wherever I am, but at least you guys have HD. 319 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,960 Well, all right, then. Bye. 320 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,920 Happy, happy birthday May all your dreams come true 321 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,080 Jackson! I knew you wouldn't leave me alone on my birthday! 322 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,520 Actually, I forgot my wallet. 323 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,360 - OK. Go Lakers. - Go Lakers! 324 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:15,040 Copy that, Santa Monica Airport. Over and out. 325 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,080 There it is! There's Malibu! We're gonna make it! 326 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,720 Yeah, too bad the tower didn't give us clearance 327 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,800 to land for another three hours. 328 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,080 Three hours? 329 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,720 Yep. Probably should've called ahead. 330 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,360 My bad. 331 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,720 But we're right here! I can see my house! 332 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,320 I don't make the rules! 333 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,360 But we might as well make the best of it. 334 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,320 Child, why don't you shut your eyes and take a nap? 335 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,920 Or we could just sing a song. Or... a bunch of songs. 336 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,000 Three hours worth of songs would be great. 337 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,280 But I can't wait three hours, 338 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,960 I need to be right there right now! 339 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,960 Look, little girl, the only way you're getting to Malibu 340 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,600 is by strappin' on a parachute and jumpin'! 341 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,480 Darlin', I'm not so sure about this. 342 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,600 I knew it. You felt it, too. 343 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,920 Last one down's a pickled egg! 344 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,120 Thanks, Norma! 345 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,920 Look out below! 346 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,000 Well, at least it was a low tide. 347 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,200 Yeah. I tell ya, 348 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,760 I haven't been that far off target 349 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,160 since that experimental rap album I made. 350 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,120 Did you really think your audience 351 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,880 would buy you as Eee Doggy Dogg? 352 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,560 Could've been worse. 353 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,040 My agent wanted to call me Ludagrits. 354 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:54,880 Ludagrits. 355 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,520 Lilly? Lilly? 356 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,680 Dang it! Jackson must've bailed on her. 357 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,760 Now she's probably wandering around Malibu like one of those 358 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,040 sad, lost puppy in the sad, lost puppy movies. 359 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,360 Honey, you did all you could do. 360 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,800 One thing you couldn't do was counting on your brother. 361 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:18,600 Whoo! Lakers in triple-overtime! Best game ever! 362 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,560 You miserable, selfish, heartless... 363 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,080 Wooo! Best birthday ever! 364 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,960 ...surprisingly wonderful brother! Thank you. 365 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:31,040 Uh, well, I wasn't about to abandon her on her special day, 366 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,520 like some people. 367 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,520 You don't get many compliments. Just take it. 368 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,120 All right, fine. 369 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,160 Jackson talked Rico into getting an extra ticket. 370 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,520 Then he got me on the JumboTron 371 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,480 and the arena sang Happy Birthday! 372 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,400 Lilly, that's awesome. 373 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,040 - I know! - See, told you you could count on your brother. 374 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,360 Dad, you just said that he was a... 375 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:51,760 Wait right here. 376 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,840 I just jumped out of a plane for you. You can give me this one. 377 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,440 You know what? Know what's funny? If you got home on time, 378 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,680 we would've been stuck at home watching 379 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,680 some lame movie about a guy with gills. 380 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,840 - How funny is that? - Ha! 381 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,080 Hysterical. 382 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,920 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 383 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,760 I'm a hillbilly rapper and I lay it down tight 384 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,400 A country boy by day and I bust a rhyme by night 385 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,280 I'm not afraid of critics I'm a man, not a mouse 386 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:41,600 Say anything you want Eee Doggy Dogg in the house 387 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,040 How's... it going, son? 388 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,360 You were rapping again, weren't you? 389 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,040 What can I say? I was ahead of my time. 390 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,400 - And I'm new and improved now. - How are you improved? 391 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,200 I got the Eee Doggy dancers with me now. 392 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,200 I'm Dewey P. I'm on the left 393 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,720 I'm Norma G. I'm on the right 394 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,320 You put us all together We explode like dyno-mite 395 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,920 - Boom! - You kids and your crazy music. 396 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,760 I'll never understand it.