1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Chill it out, take it slow, 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,040 This is so cool! 3 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,000 First we get flown to a film festival, 4 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,640 and now they shut down the whole mountain 5 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:07,840 for celebs and their peeps. 6 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,480 Eeep, I love being a peep! 7 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:13,480 OK, new rule. No rhymes! 8 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,880 Hey, here comes Ryan Sheckler. 9 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,280 How do you know? 10 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,080 The helmet and googles cannot hide those powdy lips. 11 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:21,760 Look at him! 12 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,040 Nope, nope, sorry, now that I am with Oliver 13 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,320 my heart only skips for one cutie's lips. 14 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,680 OK, now you've rhymed and made me sick, 15 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:30,600 all at the same time. 16 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:31,680 Hey, you're just jealous 17 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,720 'cause I got the coolest guy on the mountain! 18 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,760 Hey, ski bunny! 19 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:40,360 Argh! Argh! Snow... snow in my pants! 20 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,560 Yep. He's a keeper. 21 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:43,360 Lets go 22 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,120 Are you OK, my fresh, frozen Ollie-Pop? 23 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,000 I wouldn't say no to a little warm-up hug. 24 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,840 OK, I'm gonna go before I hurl barf cubes! 25 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,040 Hey, Ryan, wait up! 26 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,760 If you like Colorado 27 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,480 you're gonna love Montana! 28 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:06,160 Broke a nail 29 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:09,320 ...I'm OK! 30 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,040 I can't believe after that fall all she broke was her ankle. 31 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:12,360 That's a sack, yes, eat turf Romo. 32 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,440 I should've just left you at home 33 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,120 with a bowl of kibble and a dish of water. 34 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,360 What did the Doctor say? 35 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,560 He said the surgery went great. 36 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,120 Anesthesia should wear off in a couple of hours. 37 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,120 I mean, this is the longest I can remember her not talking. 38 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,720 It's so nice! 39 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,640 I mean, she looks so peaceful when she's sleeping. 40 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,280 I apologize for my boyfriend, Mr Stewart, 41 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,240 he is a work in progress. 42 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,560 Go L-train go 43 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,640 Yeah, I know what you mean, he's a work in... 44 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:42,560 no, he's just a piece of work! 45 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,120 Oh no, we can't have this many people in the room, 46 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,120 one at a time please. 47 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,320 Oh, OK, sorry doctor. 48 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:51,760 Oh, I'm not a doctor, I'm a nurse. 49 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,000 Nurse! 50 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,240 -Something amusing you? - No, sir. 51 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:57,560 Ya' darn two 52 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,520 Nursing is a very noble profession for anyone. 53 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,920 I...I...I couldn't agree more. 54 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,480 In fact, I was thinking of pursuing a career in the... 55 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,640 nursial arts. 56 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,400 -Who wants to go the cafeteria? -I want to, I wanna leave. 57 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,760 Bigger than my garage! 58 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,480 Tell me about it! 59 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,920 And where do you find a size twenty-two nursing shoe? 60 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,240 OK, if you guys don't get out of here, 61 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,160 I think you all know where you're going to find that shoe! 62 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:25,640 Yeah! 63 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:29,640 Looks like she's doing just fine. 64 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,560 Thank you. And, sorry about my son. 65 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,160 You know, you could've just left him home 66 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,040 with some kibble and water. 67 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:36,960 Tell me about it. 68 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:39,640 You listen here baby girl, 69 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,000 this smiling face is gonna be the first thing 70 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,240 you see when you wake up. 71 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:52,000 Oh man! What I wouldn't give for a cattle prod right now. 72 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:53,840 Wait a minute, 73 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,360 how can I hear if I'm still asleep? 74 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,520 Oh, I saw this in a Kate Hudson movie! 75 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,240 Her doctor said it was totally rare, 76 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:01,920 but while the anesthesia was wearing off, 77 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:02,920 she could hear stuff. 78 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,520 And then this happened! 79 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,320 She imagined herself outside of her body! So cool! 80 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,920 And that is so loud! 81 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,360 Yo, daddy, I'm trying to sleep over there. 82 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,440 Wake up! 83 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:24,240 Dang it! 84 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:25,320 In the movie, 85 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,200 Kate Hudson gets a marriage proposal from Ashton Kutcher. 86 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,840 And I get a headache from a wheezy hillbilly honker! 87 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,040 Hey dad! 88 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:38,040 Dad! 89 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,320 Cafeteria's got pie. 90 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,480 Pie? I heard pie! 91 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,880 Hey Jackson, I'm just gonna run down to cafeteria for a bit. 92 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,720 Pie! I mean, bye. 93 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,680 I never thought I would say this, but, 94 00:04:58,840 --> 00:04:59,680 thank you Jackson! 95 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,400 The only thing worse than the sound of dad's snoring is... 96 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,400 Go L-train go 97 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,440 ...the sound of you watching football! 98 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:13,040 Touchdown! Whoa!!! 99 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,280 Could you be any more insensitive? 100 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,680 Yeah, woah!! 101 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,160 Apparently yes. 102 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,200 Stupid commercials. 103 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,400 What is wrong with this remote? 104 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,080 It's in the hands of a bozo! 105 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,480 Hey Jackson, 106 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:40,800 what happened! 107 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,560 The Titan's just lost a fumble. 108 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,480 I'm talking about Miley! 109 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,320 Ha? How'd that happen? 110 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,320 Bozo! 111 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:51,600 That's what I said. 112 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,600 Hey, argh, why don't you make yourself useful 113 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,800 and go down to the cafeteria 114 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,960 and throw yourself between your dad and the blueberry pie. 115 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,400 Hey, squirt. That might work on your boyfriend 116 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,400 but not on a high school graduate. 117 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,320 Oh, well, why don't I tell your dad 118 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,280 how a high school graduate turned 119 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,960 his helpless daughter into an accordion. 120 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:14,120 Fine. But FYI, he doesn't even like blueberries. 121 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,000 He's probably already scarfed down the apple, 122 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,520 pumpkin and banana cream. 123 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,640 Yeah, well he already scarfed down the apple, 124 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,320 pumpkin and banana cream. 125 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,640 Do I know my daddy or what? Yeah! 126 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,040 Great. The last time I got between my dad and his pie, 127 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,320 I almost lost a finger! 128 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,680 sure he apologized afterwards, 129 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,600 but I'll never forgot that crazed look on his face. 130 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,400 My pie! 131 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,520 My pie! 132 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,200 Oh, your skin looks so dry! 133 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,200 Nothing a little lotion can't fix. 134 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,240 Finally. Someone to treat me with a little tenderness. 135 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:50,720 Go ahead, Lilly. 136 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,400 I'll put myself in your loving, capable hands. 137 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:58,040 Oh, Lilly! You're the best friend a girl could ever have. 138 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,000 In fact, I just wrote a song for you. 139 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,400 Lily is perfect! She's cute and she works it! 140 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,280 She's perfectly perfect and perfectly cute! 141 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,320 Next time you spend the night at my house, 142 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,520 pickle relish is so going in your bra! 143 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,200 Hey, Lilypop. How's she doing? 144 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,120 Oh, she's good. She's still sleeping, 145 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,320 but look what I can make her do. 146 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,680 Oh, Oliver, you're so lucky 147 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,000 to have a girlfriend as cute as Lilly! 148 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,800 Come on Lilly, that's not funny. 149 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:29,960 Thank you, Oliver. 150 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:31,440 This is funny! 151 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,200 Pig nose! 152 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,000 You bad boy. 153 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,480 Where's a good snot rocket when I need one? 154 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:38,880 Argh, you know what, 155 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,520 I think I'm gonna wash this stuff off my hands. 156 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:40,880 OK. 157 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,160 I'll miss you! 158 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,760 I'll miss you more! 159 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,200 Oh, hey, I've got an idea. 160 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,280 Go with her! 161 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,360 You know, it's really nice to hug 162 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,480 in front of Miley without hearing blah. 163 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,280 Blah! 164 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,320 Alright Oken, I may be out cold 165 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:03,160 but if you put your fingers anywhere near my nose, 166 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,520 I will wake up just to bite you! 167 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,520 OK. Here we go. 168 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:11,840 I felt this long enough. 169 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,440 Oh, man! Can't you just wait 'til you get in the hallway? 170 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:18,000 Whoa. 171 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,440 It is harder than I thought. 172 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:22,960 You're really upset about something. 173 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,400 I don't think I can do this. 174 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,360 Sure you can. 175 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,240 We're buds, you can tell me anything. 176 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,920 Come on, Oliver! I mean, just say it. 177 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:32,400 Say it! 178 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:40,760 I love you. 179 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,600 Now you see, that wasn't so... 180 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,280 best friend's boyfriend say what? 181 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:48,600 I really do. 182 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:52,440 Nooo! You can't! You're dating Lilly! 183 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,720 It'll break her heart. 184 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,360 Yeah, like I'm ever really gonna have the guts to say that. 185 00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,200 Did you miss me! 186 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:03,000 Argh, you know I did! You're my little Lillypop. 187 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,600 And you're a little lying poop! 188 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:16,400 Unbelievable, I'm so mad I could spit. 189 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,200 If cracker doesn't give me such bad cotton mouth. 190 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,440 See? Nothing. 191 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,280 Honey, will you stop pacing and put your leg up? 192 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,200 The doctor said you're supposed to keep it elevated. 193 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,240 There, problem solved. 194 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,200 Oh wait, it's not! 195 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,520 How can Oliver say that he loves me when he's dating Lilly? 196 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,000 What can you blame him? 197 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,720 I mean, minus the sass, you are adorable 198 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,920 Oh come on, I am not... 199 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,400 OK, maybe a little. 200 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,480 But, Lilly's my best friend. 201 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:45,720 Now wait a second here, 202 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,400 you weren't even awake yet.. 203 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,200 Maybe you dreamed of this whole thing. 204 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,040 Oh, so now I'm not adorable? 205 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,080 Fine, but I'm still sassing. 206 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,000 And I do not think I was asleep when you were 207 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,200 over there snoring like a grizzly with a head cold. 208 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,160 Then in the cafeteria cleaning out pies. 209 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,480 Oh my good, you did hear everything, didn't you? 210 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,960 Hey, this is just like that Kate Hudson movie. 211 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,360 Thank you. 212 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:10,720 What's so funny? 213 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,520 It's just in the movie, she got... Ashton Kutcher and 214 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,840 You got... Oliver. 215 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,600 Ha you're right, that is funny. 216 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:21,800 Oopsies. 217 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,560 I don't wanna be in a duel. 218 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,200 Why do you have to do anything? 219 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,320 Because, I can't let Lilly date Oliver 220 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,680 knowing he's in love with me. 221 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,280 This stinks. 222 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:36,880 You know back when I was a boy... 223 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,760 Oh no, haven't I suffered enough.. 224 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,680 Now hold on baby doll, this one's got a point. 225 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:46,320 When I was 16 years old, I was crazy about Gabriella Gaffe. 226 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,840 Woo she was all that something 227 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,600 Until I met Heather Whip 228 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,880 Oh man, she was something... 229 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,320 Alright, get the point was to completely creep me out, 230 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:58,600 mission accomplished! 231 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,960 Oh honey what I am saying is that you know 232 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,320 One time Oliver thought he loved Lilly now he don't 233 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,040 And who knows, she might change her mind too. 234 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,360 By the middle of next week she might be all 235 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,080 googoo over Hottie Lomatie with the swimmer's body. 236 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:14,880 What? 237 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,880 Like I can't hear you in there flapping 238 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,520 your jaws on the phone all night long? 239 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:20,840 You're right, 240 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,040 I gotta wait, 241 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,120 till Lilly moves on to someone else. 242 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,440 I don't have to tell her anything. 243 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,800 That's all you can do. 244 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,160 But wait, what about what about Oliver being in love with me? 245 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,320 I still have to deal with that, don't I? 246 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,680 Oh he might change his mind on that by next week. 247 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,640 Oh great, so now my adorable has an expiration date? 248 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,520 Why did I have to open that door? 249 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,120 Hey Miley, picked up your favorite ice cream 250 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,480 'Cause I figured it might make you feel better 251 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,480 while you're shut in the house all day 252 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,640 Although I don't know how you can eat double double 253 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,440 white chocolate chip I mean it's so rich but 254 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,400 as long as you like it, I mean, that's all it matters. 255 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:54,920 There you go 256 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,120 Oh great, my favorite. 257 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,400 Soggy cardboard and... Lilly hair 258 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,680 What did you do? Stick your head in there? 259 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,120 I'm sorry, it's just that... I'm totally nervous 260 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,800 I'm getting together with Oliver tonight. 261 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,920 And there's something I need to tell him. 262 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:12,760 You do? 263 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,960 Yeah, but I don't know what he's gonna do when I say it. 264 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,640 Oh go ahead, so you've moved on 265 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,080 I'm sure Oliver will be fine. 266 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,120 Moved on? Where did you get that? 267 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,120 I'm gonna tell him I love him. 268 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:28,200 Looks like I can finally spit. 269 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:35,680 Tell Oliver you love him? 270 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,160 You can't do that! 271 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:38,360 Why? 272 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,800 Because the girls should never say it first! 273 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,000 It's against the rules! 274 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,440 Can't give a boy that kind of power. 275 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,120 You do that, you'll set back the women's movement 50 years! 276 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,640 And I'm 2 years away from voting. 277 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,240 And you will not take that away from me! 278 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,320 But I do love him. 279 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,680 Yeah, and I love peanut butter. 280 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,360 But you don't see me making a fool of myself 281 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,520 in front of a jar of extra chunky. 282 00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,720 Well I don't care 283 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:00,960 I love him and I'm gonna tell him 284 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,280 What if he doesn't love you back? 285 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,400 What if he's in love with someone else because 286 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,200 they're I don't know... adorable or something. 287 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,800 I am tired, gotta go take a nap, see ya. 288 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,920 You know something I don't? 289 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,160 How would I know anything? 290 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,360 I was in the hospital, out cold! 291 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,440 It's not like I can hear things like that 292 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,560 totally unrealistic Kate Hudson movie. 293 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,280 You know what, I am tired, gotta go to bed, night night. 294 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,600 Miley, I know how he feels. 295 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,240 I can tell by the way he looks at me. 296 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,840 Even when I have a pimple. 297 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,800 I never told you this but... 298 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,680 That's why he calls me Lillypop. 299 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,720 I could've gone my whole life not knowing that. 300 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:43,720 I'm gonna go get ready. 301 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,880 Oh oh, can I borrow your never-smudge lipstick? 302 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,640 I think it might come in handy, if you know what I mean. 303 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,640 You might wanna borrow my water proof mascara instead. 304 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,440 Right, cause I'll be so happy I'll cry 305 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,480 You're half right. 306 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,360 What do you mean? 307 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Well I can pretty much guarantee crying it's just... 308 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,120 The happy I'm not so sure about. 309 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,280 Lilly, 310 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,960 I didn't wanna tell you this before but... 311 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:11,960 He doesn't love you. 312 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:13,880 Of course he does 313 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,640 No, he doesn't. 314 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,760 Remember when I was in the hospital and 315 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,800 Everybody thought I couldn't hear? 316 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,200 Well I could and, I heard him say that he 317 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:25,720 doesn't love you. 318 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,680 He doesn't love me? 319 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,640 Sorry, Lilly. 320 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,720 No, Miley, you had to be dreaming. 321 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,640 If I was dreaming would I've heard this? 322 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,640 Lily is perfect! She's cute and she works it! 323 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,080 Oh no! 324 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,280 It's okay, go ahead and cry. 325 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,560 Here you go, got you another box. 326 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,360 Here, use this cold pack 327 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,320 OK, no sense in wastin' it. 328 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,200 There. 329 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,120 Gosh Lilly, if I would've known you're gonna cry this much 330 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,120 I would've built a boat. 331 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,520 I'm sorry, I think I'm done. 332 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,200 Good, 'cuz you know what, 333 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,880 Oliver is not worth it. 334 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,720 -Oliver!! -Oh sweet niblets. 335 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,640 Oh no, poor Lilly. 336 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,200 You told her Oliver was in love with you? 337 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,640 In love with you?! 338 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,120 No, I cleverly avoided that, until now! 339 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,360 Beep! 340 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,360 Ah, I think I'm getting a fax, I'd better go check. 341 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,400 Beep! 342 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,560 Eh, hope I got enough paper in there, see you. 343 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,640 How could you?! 344 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,920 Lilly, I swear I had nothing to do with it! 345 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,040 I'm adorable! 346 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,200 It's a gift and a curse. 347 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,480 And the important thing is: I don't feel the same way. 348 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:09,640 Really? 349 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,080 Of course not. In fact, 350 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,920 Right now I hate him as much as you do. 351 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,680 That miserable slimy Miley-loving weasel. 352 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,960 Stringing me along, he never even loved me. 353 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,240 Oh I wish I could get him back! 354 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,840 You can, you know what we're gonna do? 355 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,320 We're gonna fix you all up, then take you down to the beach. 356 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,760 And get a picture of you with a cute guy, send it to Oliver. 357 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,760 So he knows that you're over it, and you never even loved him. 358 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,480 But I did!! 359 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,880 Lilly please, if you gonna waste this much water, 360 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,120 Just go cry over my plants. 361 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:37,800 OK. 362 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,440 Stop crying, you're gonna ruin your make up. 363 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,480 OK, I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'll stop. 364 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,280 How do I look? 365 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,160 Zip it Jackson, you look great. 366 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:04,560 Yeah, if you like circus clowns. 367 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,920 No honey, you have inner beauty. 368 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,080 Now let's find you a hunk with a big heart, 369 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,880 and bad eyes ok. 370 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,920 Sit here, let's see what we're working with 371 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,200 Hello. 372 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,680 Goodbye. 373 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,760 Woo, hubba hubba. 374 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,560 Did you find somebody? 375 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:33,960 Not really your type. 376 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:37,800 Bingo, 377 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,520 cute but, I can live without him. 378 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,240 Alright now you stay here and try 379 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,480 Try to put some of your inner beauty onto the outside. 380 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,560 -OK? -OK. 381 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:48,720 How's this? 382 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,400 I got two words for ya: paper bag. 383 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,640 Yeah, look who's talking. 384 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,480 I remember your last girlfriend, 385 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,280 The date went great until the dog catcher showed up. 386 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:07,840 Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! 387 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,080 Hey, how's it going? 388 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,200 Good, what happened to your leg? 389 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,840 I'm not really in the mood for sweet talk. 390 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:16,840 You a good kisser? 391 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:18,320 I guess so. 392 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,120 But shouldn't we get to know each other first? 393 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:20,800 I'm Gil. 394 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,880 I'm actually talking about my friend over there. 395 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,080 The circus clown? 396 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,240 She is not a... 397 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,360 Yes, a circus clown. 398 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,400 I don't think so. 399 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:35,480 What's up guys? 400 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,440 I'll give you 20 bucks. 401 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,560 Can I just shake her hands? 402 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,080 -25. -Deal. 403 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,040 OK, Gil Lil Lil Gil 404 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,000 Let's do this thing. 405 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,120 I don't think I can do it, Miley. 406 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,080 Guy doesn't love you at 2 o'clock. 407 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,200 OK OK. 408 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,800 I can close my eyes, right? 409 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:53,600 Just do it! 410 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,320 What the? 411 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,000 Yep, that's right! She's kissing someone else. 412 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,320 She has moved on. You cannot hurt her anymore. 413 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,240 Hurt her? Miley what are you talking about? I love her. 414 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,680 -You do? -You do? 415 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,400 Yeah, I mean I did until you were inches 416 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,880 away from kissing another guy. 417 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,480 Then why do you say you love me? 418 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,000 I never said that. 419 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,040 I still get paid either way, right? 420 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,240 -You paid him? -Not important. 421 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,360 What is important, 422 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,520 is that while I was sleeping in the hospital, 423 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:25,880 You said that you love me! 424 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,080 No, I didn't. 425 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,160 -Yes, you did! -She heard you! She heard... 426 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,840 Oh! No, 427 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,520 I wasn't saying it to Miley, 428 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,000 I was practicing to say it to you. 429 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,760 -To me? -To her? 430 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,440 Yeah, it's not easy saying "I love you" 431 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,840 if you've never said it to a girl before. 432 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:48,120 Oh! I love you too, Olliepop. 433 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,480 This isn't exactly how I wanted to tell you. 434 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,240 This isn't exactly how I wanted to look when you did. 435 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,360 You look beautiful. 436 00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,600 I'm not gonna get paid, am I? 437 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,360 Please, everyone knows you can't clean the cash 438 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,640 unless you kiss the clown. 439 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,840 Hey, how about that? Happy ending. 440 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,840 what all really matters. 441 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,000 Well I better get going, go get this leg up. 442 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,200 Miley. 443 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,520 You almost broke us up. 444 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,600 True, 445 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,520 but see, all because of this 446 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,240 totally innocent misunderstanding. 447 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,640 You guys finally said "I love you" to each other. 448 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,200 So I think the words you're looking for are "Thank you". 449 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,080 To which I reply "You're welcome". 450 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:32,640 Miley, 451 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,440 if we weren't so incredibly happy 452 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,080 You'll be in so much trouble right now. 453 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,320 But you are. 454 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,160 And I'v never been so happy to be wrong. 455 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,400 I can't believe you thought I was in love with you. 456 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,800 I can't believe I thought you were in love with her. 457 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,280 OK guys, it's not that funny I mean, 458 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,840 Look at me, I'm adorable. 459 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,400 It's true, my daddy said so. 460 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,920 This is so cool, it's like that Kate Hudson movie. 461 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:14,960 My boy. 462 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,200 Oh look at me, I'm Robby Ray Stewart 463 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,080 And I jogged all the way to the mailbox 464 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,920 So now I can have pie. 465 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,800 Dangflabit, Jackon ate my pie. 466 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,840 Dangflabit, Jackon ate my pie. 467 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,960 And it was good. 468 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,480 That tears it, that boy's gonna pay. 469 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,280 Pay? What do you mean pay? 470 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,640 Hey what are you doing with whipped cream? And the jelly 471 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,000 Come on man, I'm sleeping. 472 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,920 Hey buddy, wake up! 473 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,280 Wake up and defend yourself! 474 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,960 I can't watch this. 475 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,520 Oh yeah, very nice. 476 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,800 Yee doggies! 477 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,320 Real mature, so proud to call you my dad! 478 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,920 Wa ha, the master piece. 479 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,400 It's very funny, 480 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,640 too bad you're the only one who 's ever gonna see it. 481 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,080 Oh no, no no no! 482 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,600 Now you got next year's Chrstmas card! 483 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,320 Please please please let this be a dream!