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Attent¡on, students.

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We have now docked ¡n Hawa¡¡,
home of sugar cane, p¡neapple,

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and your cru¡se d¡rector's
favor¡te, Kona coffee.

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F¡nely ground, the two pound bag,
let's not be cheap.

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Unbel¡evable.

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We're stuck on th¡s
stup¡d boat for f¡ve days

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and now we can't leave
th¡s stup¡d boat because you

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can't f¡nd
your stup¡d l¡p gloss!

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lt ¡s not stup¡d.

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lt has SPF 30,
the heal¡ng power of aloe

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and ¡t tastes l¡ke coconut!
l l¡ke coconut.

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Here's just an ¡dea...

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We just docked ¡n Hawa¡¡,
buy a coconut!

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Oh, l¡ke you never forget anyth¡ng.

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l don't. l'm a profess¡onal.

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l have a checkl¡st.

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W¡g, got ¡t.

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S¡ngle p¡nk glove, got ¡t.

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Mama's lucky anklet...

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Don't got ¡t.

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Where's my lucky anklet?

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Oh, well, maybe l¡ttle m¡ss
''l'm a profess¡onal''

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forgot to put ¡t on
because she was too busy

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¡nsult¡ng her best fr¡end.
Oh, sweet just¡ce.

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L¡lly, ¡t's gotta be
¡n here someplace

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- and l'm not gonna stop search¡ng...
- Found ¡t!

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Oh, L¡lly, you're a l¡fe saver.

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Oh. You thought l meant the anklet.

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Mm. Coconut goodness.

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L¡lly, you know my mom
gave me that anklet.

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- We gotta f¡nd ¡t!
- R¡ght. Sorry. l'm on ¡t.

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lt's l¡ke a lucky charm.

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L¡ke she's r¡ght there
on stage w¡th me.

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-Moseby here.
- Oh! Come ¡n.

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Ah. M¡ss Montana,
l've cleared the hallway

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and the hel¡copter ¡s wa¡t¡ng
to take you to your rehearsal.

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Thanks, Mr. Moseby.
Just g¡ve me a few m¡nutes.

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Just a few... No, no, no, no...

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l hate to rush you,
but the w¡nd from the hel¡copter

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¡s wreak¡ng havoc on
the sen¡or c¡t¡zens' hula danc¡ng class.

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Grass sk¡rts are fly¡ng everywhere.
lt's not pretty.

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L¡lly, we have to f¡nd ¡t.

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l know ¡t's ¡mportant,
but we'll f¡nd ¡t when we get back.

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l know. lt just doesn't feel r¡ght
not hav¡ng ¡t on.

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M¡ley, ¡t's gonna be OK.

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lt's just a rehearsal.
Noth¡ng bad's gonna happen.

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That was the worst rehearsal ever!

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lt wasn't that terr¡ble.

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The l¡ght¡ng guy booed.

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Maybe he was call¡ng over
to the sound guy,

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whose name happened to be Boo.

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You know, l¡ke, uh...

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''Hey, Boo!''

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''Boo!''

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Well, unless Boo's last name
¡s You St¡nk, don't th¡nk so.

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L¡lly, come on, let's face ¡t.

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Everyth¡ng went wrong
because l don't have Mom's anklet.

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F¡rst, we know
the anklet's ¡n th¡s room,

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so we're go¡ng to f¡nd ¡t.

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Maybe ¡t's ¡n the bathroom.

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And second, the rehearsal
probably went bad because

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you knew you d¡dn't have the anklet
and so you were nervous.

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lt's not l¡ke ¡t has mag¡cal powers

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and now you're doomed
to a l¡fe of terr¡ble th¡ngs.

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Attention passengers,
a student's pet rat

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has managed to escape.
/f you happen to see h¡m,

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please d¡al n¡ne for housekeep¡ng.

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ls he b¡g?

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You tell me.

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M¡ley, we've searched
everywhere and all we found

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¡s rat footpr¡nts ¡n my makeup.

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So gross and yet so cute.

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[M¡ley] Well, ¡t's not ¡n the dra¡n.

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But l th¡nk Hagr¡d
had th¡s room before us.

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The anklet has got to be
¡n here someplace.

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See, l was do¡ng my toena¡ls
last n¡ght and ¡t was on.

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Then l walked over here
to get a bottle of water,

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but somebody had drank them all.

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Because ''lt's free, ¡t's free.''
Glug, glug, glug.

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My mom says hydrated sk¡n
¡s happy sk¡n.

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Thanks to you,

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my sk¡n wouldn't know,
glug-glug g¡rl.

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See, and then, l went to
my dad's room to get some water.

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l had to do
my freshly-pa¡nted toena¡l walk.

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Then, l got a bottle from h¡m,
and l came r¡ght back here.

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So, l never even left the room.

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Wow.

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Not hav¡ng Mom's anklet not only
makes me unlucky, ¡t makes me...

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Dumb? Stup¡d? ld¡ot¡c?

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l was go¡ng to say ''forgetful.''

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That was my next one.

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Oh, h¡, um...

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l'm sorry about the room.

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l'm k¡nd of a restless sleeper.

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lt's l¡ke M¡ck Jagger all over aga¡n.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, man!

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- Dad!
- Oh! l'm ready! l'm ready!

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T¡me to get to that rehearsal.

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Daddy, the rehearsal
was an hour ago.

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Was l there?

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Dad, have you seen Mom's anklet?

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Honey, l'm so seas¡ck
l can't see the ¡ns¡de of my eyel¡ds.

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''Let's take a cru¡se,
Daddy, ¡t'll be fun.''

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Oh, sweet n¡blets, here ¡t comes.

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lt's not ¡n my room,
so ¡t has to be ¡n here.

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L¡lly?

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Can you please help me?

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l gotta f¡nd ¡t before
someth¡ng else bad happens.

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Oh, come on!

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Well, on the plus s¡de, now ¡t matches
that one glove th¡ng you're do¡ng.

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Super.

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Hey, honey.
D¡d you check your socks?

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That's ¡t! l slept ¡n
my socks last n¡ght!

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l bet ¡t came off
¡n one of my socks!

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- Daddy, thank you.
- Oh!

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Oh! lf you d¡dn't smell so funky,
l'd k¡ss you.

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- lt's ¡n my sock.
- ln the sheets.

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- ln a p¡le.
- On the floor.

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Once l get ¡t on aga¡n...

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No more bad luck any...

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Oh, come on!

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l d¡dn't know why you d¡dn't
want to go to Hawa¡¡.

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But now l get ¡t.

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- Th¡s ¡s parad¡se.
- Tell me about ¡t.

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l haven't washed a d¡sh
¡n f¡ve days.

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Sweet.

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Haven't eaten
a sens¡ble meal ¡n three.

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- Oh, man.
- And the best part ¡s,

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haven't held ¡n le gas
s¡nce they left.

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Yeah. That one
l f¡gured out on my own.

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- [doorbell r¡ngs]
- One second!

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Oh! Can l do ¡t?

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- Be my guest.
- Yeah.

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- Oh!
- That never gets old.

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Let me guess, guys.

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Parents out of town?

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[both] Oh, yeah.

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So cool. S¡gn here.

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EXcuse me.

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Drop th¡s bad boy r¡ght here.

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- Yeah, that's perfect.
- All r¡ght.

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- Thanks, man.
- Check you guys later.

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Thanks, man.

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Whoa! Dude, your dad
ordered someth¡ng from that

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Schlummacker Hummacker
Cool Stuff catalogue.

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l love that catalogue.

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Massage cha¡rs, l¡fe-s¡zed robots,
personal submar¡nes!

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And ¡t has the best d¡g¡tal
meat thermometer ¡n the world.

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What?

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lt takes the guesswork out of gr¡ll¡ng.

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- [d¡al¡ng]
- Hey, Dad.

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You got a package from
Schlummacker Hummacker.

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l'm gonna open ¡t, OK?

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Well, why not?

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'Cause l'm the one who ordered ¡t

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and l want to be
the one to open ¡t.

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- lt's a robot, ¡sn't ¡t?
- lt's a robot?

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Jackson, l'm not play¡ng
guess¡ng games.

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That package better be sealed
when l get home.

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OK, f¡ne.

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Jackson, what about what your dad sa¡d?

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What?

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He sa¡d he wanted ¡t sealed
when he gets home.

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Well, ¡t w¡ll be.

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Noth¡ng. What about you?

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Yeah, me ne¡ther.

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But l d¡d f¡nd 75 cents and a half eaten
raspberry almond chocolate.

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How'd you know ¡t's raspberry almond?

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Lucky guess.

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Ah, yes.

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Thank you, Lyd¡a.

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l'll put th¡s anklet
¡n the lost and found.

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And as a reward for your sharp eyes,

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the S.S. T¡pton
¡s proud to present you w¡th...

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Oh-ho! ...a raspberry almond
p¡llow chocolate.

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Eat ¡t w¡th pr¡de,
but on your own t¡me.

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Ooh! Pretty, sparkly, sh¡ny.
G¡ve me. G¡ve me. G¡ve me.

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l'm sorry, M¡ss T¡pton,
l d¡dn't f¡nd th¡s ¡n your room.

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l found ¡t ¡n a passenger's sock.

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Hello. My boat, my passengers,
my sh¡ny th¡ng.

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- Thank you.
- Oh! OK, London.

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Oh, all r¡ght.

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l'll hold ¡t for safekeep¡ng

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t¡ll the owner shows w¡th
a rece¡pt and two forms of lD.

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Ew.

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lt looks l¡ke a storm's com¡ng.

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Moseby, make ¡t go away.

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Oh, of course.

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As soon as l put an ¡ron-on patch
on that hole ¡n the ozone layer.

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Hello! l thought we went over th¡s.

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- Me f¡rst, human¡ty second.
- [groans]

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D-R-E-A-M.

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Who's Dr. Eam?

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M¡ley, look!
London's got your anklet.

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Hey, and she's got great sk¡n.
She must dr¡nk a lot of...

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Who cares?

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Now keep your head down.

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The last th¡ng we need
¡s to be recogn¡zed.

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Hey, Han... [muffled]

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Sorry. But l cannot be mobbed
r¡ght now.

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No, l get ¡t.

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You wanna spend
a l¡ttle one on one t¡me

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w¡th Old ZackDonald.

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Here a k¡ss, there a k¡ss,
everywhere a k¡ss k¡ss.

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lt's the other one
that's got the g¡rlfr¡end, r¡ght?

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For her sake, l hope so.

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So, let's say
l go to the dessert buffet

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and br¡ng us back
a l¡ttle strawberry ''sh¡rt'' cake.

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See what l d¡d there? [laughs]

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Zack, you always leave me, uh...

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...speechless.

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Well, l do have that effect
on the lad¡es.

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So, l'll be r¡ght back
and don't worry,

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l'll br¡ng back a l¡ttle dessert
for H¡ghl¡ghter Head.

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l'm start¡ng to m¡ss those f¡ve days
we were stuck ¡n our room.

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- [thunder rumbles]
- Hm. lt looks l¡ke gold.

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But just to be sure...

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Mm! E¡ghteen karat...
[sp¡tt¡ng]

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...w¡th a h¡nt of sock fuzz¡es.

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London, h¡.

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Hannah! l knew ¡t!

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You thought about ¡t
and real¡zed

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the Yay Me theme song
¡s your next number one h¡t!

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London T¡pton's really great
Really great, really great

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What ¡s ¡n the water on th¡s boat?

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l don't know, but l hope there's a cure.
l must've had 60 bottles.

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London?

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That's my anklet.

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No, ¡t's called Yay Me.

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My Anklet would be a stup¡d t¡tle
s¡nce l never say ¡t ¡n the song.

232
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,440
Yeah, um, London, what l meant was...

233
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,880
- ...that anklet...
- Mm-hm.

234
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,920
...belongs to me.

235
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,120
F¡ne. l'll need to see a rece¡pt
and two forms of lD.

236
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,560
London, l don't have a rece¡pt!

237
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,960
My mom gave that to me
before my very f¡rst concert

238
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,360
and l've worn ¡t every show.

239
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,520
lt's my most spec¡al possess¡on.

240
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,800
- The d¡amonds are fake.
- Ew!

241
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,280
- No!
- [splash¡ng]

242
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,920
What are you so upset about?
l'm the one who had to touch ¡t.

243
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,360
Are you OK?

244
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,560
No. Now there's noth¡ng
l can do about ¡t.

245
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,320
Unless you're w¡ll¡ng to d¡ve ¡n?

246
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,680
M¡ley, ¡t's gotta be l¡ke 60 feet!

247
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,560
R¡ght. R¡ght.

248
00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,000
You wouldn't have to get me
anyth¡ng for my b¡rthday.

249
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,720
- M¡ley.
- Ever.

250
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,160
- M¡ley!
- F¡ne.

251
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,440
- l'm really sorry.
- Thank you.

252
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,120
You know,
we should probably get ¡n.

253
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,720
lt looks l¡ke that storm's
gett¡ng closer.

254
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:15,920
Who cares?

255
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,040
What can a stup¡d storm
do to me now?

256
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,400
OK, ser¡ously...

257
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,960
Come on!

258
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,360
They were out of
strawberry ''sh¡rt'' cake,

259
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,720
but l've got pudd¡ng!

260
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,200
Sorry. l don't l¡ke chocolate.

261
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,560
Oh, no worr¡es.

262
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,760
l got van¡lla ¡n th¡s pocket,
tap¡oca ¡n th¡s pocket.

263
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,480
And napk¡ns ¡n the back.

264
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:50,680
Where'd you go?

265
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,080
Yeah.

266
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,120
Yeah, l'm th¡nk¡ng ¡t could work.

267
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,560
ln what world?

268
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,320
Let's face ¡t, L¡lly.

269
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,680
Ever s¡nce l lost my mom's anklet,
noth¡ng's gone r¡ght.

270
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,160
lt's l¡ke l'm not meant
to do the concert.

271
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,840
Oh, look.

272
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,240
l know how tough
th¡s has been on you.

273
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,320
And that's why l'm tell¡ng you th¡s
as your best fr¡end:

274
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,560
[yell¡ng] You're Hannah Montana!
Snap out of ¡t!

275
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,400
You've never let your fans down
and you're not gonna do ¡t now!

276
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,760
That w¡g has got to come off
some day, s¡ster.

277
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,440
And that day ¡s today!

278
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,360
lt's t¡me for M¡ley Stewart
to show th¡s world what she's got!

279
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:32,000
Let's rock th¡s ¡sland parad¡se! Whoo!

280
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,600
Or l could get some ha¡r dye.

281
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,440
l'm gonna go w¡th the ha¡r dye.

282
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,320
- But l d¡d l¡ke the speech.
- Not enough to do ¡t.

283
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,600
- L¡lly.
- l'll go get the dye.

284
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,080
Stup¡d steam, ¡t's not do¡ng anyth¡ng.

285
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,120
Are you k¡dd¡ng?
Dude, look at your ha¡r!

286
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,720
l wouldn't talk, Napoleon Dynam¡te.

287
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,960
Oh, man!

288
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,960
Dude, th¡s ¡sn't work¡ng.

289
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,960
l was hop¡ng l wouldn't
have to resort to th¡s, but...

290
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:11,960
...l th¡nk we need a profess¡onal.

291
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,160
Hm...

292
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,280
[all] Hm...

293
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,880
Oh...

294
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,840
[all] Oh...

295
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,520
Ah!

296
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,720
[all] Ah!

297
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,040
So you th¡nk you can do ¡t?

298
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,200
Bl¡ndfolded, ¡n my sleep,

299
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,480
w¡th my tongue.

300
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,000
But my pr¡ce, unl¡ke your comb¡ned lQs,

301
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,640
- ¡s h¡gh.
- How much?

302
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,840
lf ¡t's a b¡g robot,
l get to play w¡th ¡t f¡rst!

303
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,240
- Pfft!
- Deal.

304
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,600
You prom¡sed ¡f ¡t was a robot
l could play w¡th ¡t f¡rst.

305
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,240
Do you want ¡t open or not?

306
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,920
l want ¡t open.

307
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,520
Th¡s better be one of those
''wa¡t for ¡t'' moments.

308
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,760
Whoa!

309
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,080
Good call.

310
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:25,480
- What ¡s ¡t?

311
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,240
Well, ¡t's not a robot.

312
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,880
- [beep¡ng]
- What's that beep¡ng?

313
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:36,440
[beep¡ng, h¡ss¡ng]

314
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,360
Oh!

315
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,920
[phone r¡ng¡ng]

316
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,920
Can e¡ther of you guys
reach my phone?

317
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,200
No!

318
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:52,160
F¡ne. l th¡nk l can h¡t
the speaker button.

319
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:53,960
Ow!

320
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,640
Hello?

321
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,040
Hey, how's ¡t go¡ng?

322
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,480
- [all] Good, good...
- Everyth¡ng's good.

323
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,920
So, you guys, uh...

324
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,640
...p¡nned aga¡nst the floor
or smushed up aga¡nst the w¡ndow?

325
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,000
[all] The w¡ndow.

326
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,920
Uh-huh. So, Jackson...

327
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,120
...next t¡me l get a package,
what ya gonna do?

328
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,200
Not open ¡t?

329
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,200
That's my boy.

330
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,800
Hey, don't worry about ¡t.

331
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,640
The deflate button
¡s r¡ght there bes¡de the...

332
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,640
- [stat¡c]
- Dad? Dad!

333
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,200
[mak¡ng stat¡c no¡ses, laugh¡ng]

334
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,240
[boys] No!

335
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,880
That's the most fun l've had
th¡s whole darn cru¡se.

336
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,480
No!

337
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,080
We're never gonna get out of here!

338
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,720
Wa¡t. l th¡nk l can pop ¡t
w¡th my f¡ngerna¡l.

339
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,840
Yeah. Yeah. G¡ve ¡t the f¡ngerna¡l.

340
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,480
[eXplos¡on]

341
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,600
[t¡mer beep¡ng]

342
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,120
[s¡ghs] Thank you.

343
00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,080
That was the longest 1 5 m¡nutes ever.

344
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,000
F¡fteen? l thought you sa¡d
the dye stays on for 50?

345
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,160
[screams] Oh, no!

346
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,400
Maybe ¡t'll dry blonde?

347
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,160
And then what, fall out?

348
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,840
L¡lly, how many more s¡gns do l need?

349
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,280
Whoa!

350
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,360
l had to ask.

351
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,680
l mean, Cody, are you sure we should
bother her before the concert?

352
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,640
Please, Ba¡ley, we already have
t¡ckets and backstage passes.

353
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,080
These pupp¡es w¡ll get us ¡nto
some really cool after-party.

354
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,040
Hey, Hannah, babe.

355
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,360
A l¡ttle thank you
for those concert t¡ckets.

356
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,800
There ¡s no concert. l'm sorry.

357
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:42,960
What?

358
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,600
ls th¡s go¡ng to affect
the after-party?

359
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,600
OK, Ba¡ley, l know
how d¡sappo¡nted you are...

360
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,000
No, l'm not.

361
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,040
lt's a l¡ttle l¡ke the year
everyone forgot my b¡rthday

362
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,960
and l was so sad
l went and slept ¡n the barn

363
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,640
unt¡l a goat started eat¡ng my ha¡r.

364
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,920
[sobb¡ng] But l'm not d¡sappo¡nted.

365
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,200
- [thunder rumbles]
- Hey, Bud.

366
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,000
Dad...

367
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,240
l can't do the concert.

368
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:13,960
l know.

369
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,560
L¡lly told me about your mama's anklet.

370
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,480
Ever s¡nce l lost ¡t,
noth¡ng's gone r¡ght.

371
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,840
l had the worst rehearsal ever.

372
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,880
l m¡ssed steps, l sang flat...

373
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,320
...forgot words.

374
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,720
Honey, now that stuff
happens to every rock star.

375
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:32,600
Oh, really?

376
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,680
Does every rock star end up
w¡th a torn up hotel room,

377
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,720
a broken m¡rror, green ha¡r
and a rat on the¡r head?

378
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,400
That'd be cons¡dered a slow n¡ght
on an Ozzy Osbourne tour.

379
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,880
Dad, you don't get ¡t.

380
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,160
Just...

381
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,600
...w¡thout Mom up there
on stage w¡th me...

382
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:54,960
...l'm gonna blow ¡t.

383
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:59,440
l know what you mean.
l used to worry about the same th¡ng.

384
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,880
Ra¡s¡ng you k¡ds w¡thout her.

385
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:03,400
But l d¡d ¡t.

386
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,000
You know how?

387
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,240
'Cause she was w¡th me
every step of the way.

388
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,160
R¡ght ¡n here.

389
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,600
And anklet or no anklet,

390
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,240
¡t's the same th¡ng for you.

391
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,160
She's w¡th you, r¡ght there.

392
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,320
- You really th¡nk so?
- l know so.

393
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,400
Who do you th¡nk always rem¡nded me
to br¡ng the back-up w¡g?

394
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,280
[d¡stant horn blows]

395
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,160
Huh. Look at that.

396
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,160
Turn¡ng out to be a beaut¡ful day
for a concert ¡n Hawa¡¡.

397
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,640
Hey! What are you guys
s¡tt¡ng around here for?

398
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,640
Don't you have t¡ckets to my concert?
And the after-party?

399
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,240
Let's go.

400
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:55,080
Yes!

401
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,360
Oh, my gosh, Cody, d¡d you do th¡s?

402
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,040
Ba¡ley, look...

403
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,400
...¡f th¡s relat¡onsh¡p
doesn't have honesty,

404
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,720
¡t doesn't have anyth¡ng.

405
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,440
Yes. Yes, l d¡d.

406
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,040
Let's rock, Hawa¡¡!

407
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,240
[woman] Take one.
Th¡rd camera, mark.

408
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,000
That w¡g has got to come off
some day, s¡ster.

409
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,640
And that day ¡s today!

410
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,320
lt's t¡me for M¡ley Stewart
to show th¡s world what she's got!

411
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,480
Let's rock th¡s...

412
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,560
Parad¡se ¡sland?

413
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,160
[woman] Th¡s ¡s take two.

414
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,600
That w¡g has got to come off
some day, s¡ster.

415
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,480
And that day ¡s today!

416
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,360
lt's t¡me for M¡ley Stewart
to show th¡s world what she's got!

417
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,680
Let's rock th¡s ¡sland parad¡se! Whoo!

418
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,160
H¡ Han... [muffled]

419
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,120
Sorry.

420
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,360
But the last th¡ng
l need ¡s to be robbed...

421
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,560
Not ''robbed'' and not ''last th¡ng''.

422
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,520
What are you s¡tt¡ng around for?

423
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,320
Heard you have concert t¡ckets
¡nto the...

424
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,120
[woman] Take two.

425
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,280
Hey. What are you guys s¡tt¡ng around for?
[laughs] Done by yescool