1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,120 Jesse, you know, 2 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:03,440 that's really sweet, 3 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:03,720 but, 4 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:04,160 you know, 5 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,160 I kind of make it a thing not to date guys in my band. 6 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,640 I forgot to tell you! 7 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,400 I'm dating Jake Ryan! 8 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,880 Look at that little puppy. 9 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,960 Let's get you away from that miserable punk 10 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,480 who broke my daughter's heart. 11 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,360 Hey listen, man, I don't like the way you treat "chicks." 12 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:20,840 But... 13 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,960 And I hate the fact that you keep interrupting me. 14 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,240 Hey, hey wait, I got it! Okay, 15 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,720 after rehearsal you get Jesse to ask you out, 16 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:28,960 making sure your dad can hear. 17 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,160 See, Hannah likes a boy that I don't like. 18 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,120 And she knows I don't like you. 19 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,520 So she's asked you out hoping that 20 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,520 I don't like you more than the boy that 21 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,960 I don't like that she does like. 22 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:41,680 I really like you. 23 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:43,440 What? 24 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:44,960 Don't worry about it. 25 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,040 I am a big boy and I will get over it. 26 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:50,520 And besides, 27 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,560 it's pretty obvious that you're-you're way into this other guy. 28 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:53,880 I am. 29 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:55,320 Well, 30 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,600 he's very lucky and I hope he knows it. 31 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,280 Thanks. 32 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:01,840 I mean, 33 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,040 I-I kind of think that he could be the one. 34 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:04,960 Hmm, 35 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,280 that's a good line for a song. 36 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,440 I mean, I'd lose the whole "kind of" part, 37 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,720 it makes you sound a little one foot in, 38 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:11,480 one foot out. 39 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,040 Yeah. 40 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,000 He could be the one. 41 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,320 He could be the one. 42 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,360 He could be the one 43 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,880 I can't help myself from how my heart is racing. 44 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,520 Perfect! 45 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,560 Aw, look at you. 46 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,040 You're all choked up. Come here. 47 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:49,840 I loved the song. 48 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,240 And I love that you wrote it just for me. 49 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,840 Yep, that's what I did. 50 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,960 I can't believe it. 51 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,440 Everything is finally working out for us. 52 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,000 Sure is. 53 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,120 I, uh, got-got a tickle. 54 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,000 Oh, really? 55 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,440 Yeah, you know, I wouldn't want to, uh, 56 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,640 kiss you and then-and then-and then sneeze on you 57 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,160 and get you all Jesse... Messy. 58 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,200 Get you all, uh, messy. 59 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:17,640 Yeah, 60 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:18,960 I-I... And get you sick, too. 61 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,040 Whoo, we would not want that. 62 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,120 I think it's worth the risk. 63 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:22,960 Not me! 64 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,160 Yeah, not me because, uh, 65 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,240 I care too much about you, mister! 66 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,640 So, I'm going to be strong for the both of us and say see you later, 67 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,040 guitar player... Alligator. 68 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,760 "See you later, guitar player" is what I used to, 69 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:35,120 you know, 70 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,720 say to my dad when I was little. 71 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,080 Because my dad's a guitar player. 72 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,120 Yeah. Whoo, yep, that's a fever. 73 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,160 Hey. 74 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,920 Well, you get some rest and feel better 75 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,000 and know that I'm thinking about you every minute until I see you again. 76 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,000 And when I fall asleep, 77 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,040 I'm going to dream about you. 78 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,360 Are you going to dream about me? 79 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,840 I sure hope so. 80 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,560 But you know dreams, 81 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,640 they're uncontrollable little suckers. 82 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,120 Yeah. 83 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,400 Can't control what just pops into your head. 84 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,880 But, you know, it could be you. 85 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,080 It could be a sandwich. 86 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,640 I mean, your Jess... Guess. 87 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,040 Your guess is just as good as mine. 88 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,800 Air kiss, bye! 89 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:20,560 Lilly, 90 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,240 it's me. 91 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,040 You have got to get over here right now! 92 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,440 Yeah, yeah, Miley, 93 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,720 I'm a little busy right now. 94 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,000 - Pulling, pulling, pulling, pulling! - Sorry, I'm sorry! 95 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,080 Oliver's got this big knot in his hair 96 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,440 and I'm-I'm trying to get it out without, 97 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,400 - you know actually. - Hurting, hurting, hurting me! 98 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:34,600 Ow! I'm sorry, honey! 99 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:35,960 Lilly, I mean it. 100 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,800 Right now. It's code red. 101 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,520 Code red! 102 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,680 Why didn't you say so? 103 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,880 Man, you weren't kidding about that knot. 104 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,440 Ah. And he thought I couldn't get it out. 105 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:58,680 Oh my gosh, 106 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,720 you're in love with Jesse? 107 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:00,680 Not in love with Jesse. 108 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,600 And yet you're seeing his head on Jake's body. 109 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,600 Interesting. 110 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:06,680 Okay, fine! 111 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,040 I'm a-a little bit attracted to him, 112 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,640 but I can control it. 113 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,040 Because I am not going to let this ruin, 114 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,120 you know, what I have with Jake. 115 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:15,760 I mean, we have such history. 116 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,080 We have way too much history to, 117 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,480 you know, throw it away on some intense, 118 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:27,760 brooding, passionate, strong yet sensitive guy. 119 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:28,360 Miley. 120 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,080 Who has these warm brown eyes 121 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,760 that-that move you like the moon with the tide. 122 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,320 You know, 123 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,240 a dance as-a dance as old as time itself. 124 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,880 Well, as long as you can control it. 125 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:42,880 Control what? 126 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:44,520 Oh boy. 127 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:46,800 Whoo! 128 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,640 Nothing like a two mile run to make a man feel at one with the world. 129 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,920 Great. Must be nice to be you. 130 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,440 Well, hello to you, 131 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,200 little miss mood swing. 132 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,920 I thought you'd be all happy now 133 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,760 that everything's in the open with you and Jake. 134 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,880 I am happy! I'm thrilled! 135 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:08,920 Isn't that right, Lilly? 136 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:13,880 Right, yeah, happy. 137 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,040 Never seen her happier! 138 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,080 Is that the face of a happy girl or what? 139 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,480 Okay then, uh, 140 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:22,440 you should be excited to know that I was 141 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,640 thinking about inviting Jake over for dinner so he 142 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,480 and I could get to know each other a little better. 143 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,080 Yeah! 144 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,040 That sounds like a great idea! 145 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,560 Having Jake over for dinner because he's my boyfriend. 146 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:34,880 My only boyfriend. 147 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,680 The only one that I want, 148 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,680 the only one that I need. 149 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,680 You get that, mister? 150 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,040 Sweet niblets. 151 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,880 Honey, what I'm trying to say is, uh, 152 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,200 you and I need a little code word for 153 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,800 when you're dealing with these, uh, 154 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,240 teenage girl things. 155 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,520 Something like, 156 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,000 "The walrus sings at midnight." 157 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,520 The walrus sings at midnight. 158 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,160 The walrus sings at midnight, 159 00:07:59,160 --> 00:07:59,720 that's it. 160 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:04,600 Daddy, the walrus sings at midnight. 161 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,120 Oh, I... I get it, I get it. 162 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,280 Uh, I might go for another run. 163 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,800 A little more oneness with the world, 164 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:12,800 you know what I mean? 165 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,200 Whoo! 166 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,160 Here we go. 167 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,400 I have got- 168 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,400 I have got to get over this stupid Jesse thing. 169 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,240 How? I mean, 170 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,000 you're with him like every day! 171 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,720 I know, but I'm a professional. 172 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,880 I can shake it off. 173 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:24,840 Really? 174 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:25,720 Okay, all right, 175 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,800 well let's say this cookie jar is, uh, 176 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,600 Jesse, okay? 177 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:30,880 And, uh, 178 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,680 he's playing and your eyes meet just as you're singing... 179 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,160 He could be the one. 180 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,920 He could be the one. 181 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,720 Miley? Miley? Miley! 182 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,400 What? 183 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,240 That was not me that was the cookie jar! 184 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,240 He made the first move. 185 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,560 The toaster warned me about you, mister. 186 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,760 Bad monkey! 187 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,800 Miley, you just kissed a ceramic monkey 188 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,200 and then broke up with it. 189 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,840 How are you going to control yourself when you see the real Jesse? 190 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,360 I mean, 191 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,160 put a paper bag over his head? 192 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,640 Of course not. Come on, Lilly, 193 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,360 that is-that is ridiculous. 194 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,560 Okay, this is not working. 195 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,560 That's because you are not giving it a chance. 196 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,400 Kids are going to love the whole, 197 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,120 you know, 198 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,080 Hannah Montanimal thing. 199 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,120 It's going to be great for tour, 200 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,880 because it is like a circus with music. 201 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:53,360 Am I right? 202 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,440 I am always thinking. 203 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:56,720 Always... Whoa! 204 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,240 Oh my God. 205 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:01,800 I'm all right! 206 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,760 Maybe we should just call it a day. 207 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,720 Yeah, um, okay. 208 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,480 All right, I'm going to go out on a limb here, 209 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,840 but, uh, this? 210 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,680 It's not your best idea. 211 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,080 I know. 212 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:16,240 I've just got to learn, you know, 213 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,360 to be around Jesse without, 214 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,800 you know, getting all weak-kneed. 215 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,160 Aw, sweet sweaty niblets. 216 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,760 Okay, okay, all right, all right. 217 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:28,280 Okay, what gives? 218 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,240 You are way too smart to come up with something this stupid. 219 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:31,800 Hey, 220 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,720 for your information, 221 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,760 you are looking at a girl stupid enough to dress up as a chicken, 222 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,080 a duck, a swan... 223 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,640 A pirate, a carrot. 224 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,240 Oh and then once at a Make A Moose, 225 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,520 - she had an explosion in her pants. - Yeah! 226 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,480 It's not what it sounds like. Look, 227 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,720 my point is, is I am plenty stupid! 228 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,000 Fine. 229 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,600 If you don't want to tell me what's going on, 230 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,400 I'm out of here. 231 00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,000 No, Jesse, please. 232 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,200 It's honesty time. 233 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:04,680 Lola. 234 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,240 Yeah. 235 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:07,880 It's honesty time. 236 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,040 Yeah. 237 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,240 Go! 238 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,480 Fine, I'll go to the bathroom. 239 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,480 I'm attracted to you, okay? 240 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,160 Really? 241 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,160 Yes, but I'm not going to do anything about it. 242 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,000 Really? 243 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,960 Look, the point is, 244 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,040 is that I love Jake. 245 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:38,320 And I'm not going to ruin that just because of some smooth-talking, 246 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,640 good-looking, intense, 247 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:41,800 brooding, 248 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,280 sweet, 249 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,080 strong yet sensitive guy who... 250 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,120 Do me a favor, 251 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,040 put this on for me. 252 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,600 There. 253 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,080 You're a heartbreaker and 254 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,920 I just-I just can't be with someone like that. 255 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,040 - Wait a min. - Hey, 256 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,400 I saw you dump that girl the other day. 257 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,880 That's what I thought. 258 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,000 I dumped her because I met you. 259 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,000 How many times have you used that one before? 260 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,120 Okay, a lot. 261 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,560 But this time I mean it. 262 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,280 It's different with you. 263 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,360 And I can't get you out of my head. 264 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,760 Your laugh, 265 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,960 the way you lose yourself in a song, 266 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,080 the way you love life. 267 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,000 Just say no if you want me to stop. 268 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,800 N-N-N-No! No, no. 269 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:46,520 See, 270 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,280 I can't do this because, uh, 271 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:49,960 I mean, I want to kiss you. 272 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:54,720 You have no idea how much I want to kiss you. 273 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,520 Boy, do I want to kiss you. 274 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,080 You want to what? 275 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,000 Jakey! 276 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,960 I was just writing a song for you! 277 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,760 You have no idea how much I want to kiss you. 278 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,680 My Jakey, wakey, bakey. 279 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:07,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 280 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,800 Let's go. 281 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,080 Isn't that right, Jesse? 282 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:11,520 What? 283 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,440 Yeah, 284 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:13,720 I don't believe it either. 285 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:14,320 Look, Jake, 286 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,200 nothing happened and nothing was going to happen. 287 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,040 But you wanted it to. 288 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,960 One problem at a time, please! 289 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,200 Look, 290 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,560 you know how I feel about you, Jake. 291 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,760 I thought I did. 292 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,640 Now I'm not so sure. 293 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,560 When you figure it out, let me know. 294 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:29,640 Me too. 295 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,720 But for what it was worth, 296 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,680 I wanted to kiss you too. 297 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,000 Wow! 298 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,040 Go to the bathroom and you just miss everything. 299 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:52,800 Hey, Miles, 300 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,160 we got here as fast as we could. 301 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:54,560 Yeah, 302 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,520 we would have been here sooner, 303 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,800 but somebody thought "code red" meant "stop 304 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,120 and get frozen yogurt on the way to Miley's". 305 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,000 Oh, that's funny. 306 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,800 I don't remember this bothering you when you were 307 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,920 - eating most of it! - Hey! 308 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:07,320 Oh, 309 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:09,240 how selfish am I? 310 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:10,160 I mean, 311 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,960 my life is practically falling apart, but, uh, 312 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,760 I'm interrupting a yogurt crisis. 313 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,120 Sorry, okay, we're here for you. 314 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,320 Okay, so, uh, so what's the deal? 315 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,000 Both these guys are just waiting for you to make up your mind? 316 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:23,960 Yeah. 317 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,000 Man, 318 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:26,960 I've got to tell you, Miley, 319 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,280 if I found out Lilly was torn between me and another guy, 320 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:29,560 dude, 321 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,520 I would walk right up to her and I would say... 322 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,920 What? You would say what? 323 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,480 You take all the time you need, sweetheart. 324 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,520 I live for you and only you. 325 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,000 And would you like a foot massage? 326 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,120 Aw, see? 327 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,760 This is why I love you. 328 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,880 And why I would never even think of looking at another guy. 329 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,240 Because I am a one guy kind of girl. 330 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:48,640 You know, 331 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,200 I don't go buzzing around like some little queen bee from 332 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,760 one little pretty flower to the next little pretty flower, 333 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,240 then... But that's just me. 334 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,240 You know, I-I don't make any judgments. 335 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,240 Oh look-look at the time, 336 00:14:59,240 --> 00:14:59,960 we're late. 337 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,200 Late for what? We just got here. 338 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,320 - We're just late, okay? - Okay. 339 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,680 Man, this is just so hard. 340 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,480 I mean, you. 341 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,640 We have so much history. 342 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,920 I mean, I loved you, and then I couldn't stand you, 343 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,080 then I loved you, 344 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,640 and then I couldn't stand you again, 345 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,600 and-and then you did the whole "gotcha" thing, 346 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,760 and then we kissed and... 347 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,840 And you. I mean, Jesse, 348 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,000 we have-we have no history, 349 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,160 but when we were writing that song, I mean, 350 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,280 something just clicked. 351 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,600 And then you said all those incredibly sweet things, 352 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,600 and then we almost kissed which- 353 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,440 which brings me back to... 354 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,080 Why do you have to be so wonderful? 355 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,600 Why can't you guys just do the honorable thing and stink? 356 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,280 Not the face! Not the face! 357 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,280 Hey, watch it! 358 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,480 What do you see in this guy anyway? 359 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,880 Ooh, 360 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,240 real macho movie star, 361 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:57,640 are you? 362 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,200 Not the face! Not the face! 363 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:03,440 Come on, 364 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,560 I know you had a thing with him, 365 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,680 but that doesn't mean you have to stay with him out of guilt. 366 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:07,760 Guilt? 367 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,040 She loves me, not you! 368 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,880 Oh. I think you mean "loved", 369 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,160 as in the past! 370 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:20,120 As in that was then and this is Jesse time. 371 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,840 Jake time! 372 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,000 Jesse time! 373 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:23,920 Jake! 374 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:24,640 Jesse! 375 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:25,800 Jake! 376 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,800 Jesse! Jake! 377 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:27,680 Jesse! 378 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,200 Jake! 379 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:28,680 Jesse! 380 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,560 Stop it! 381 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:33,760 You okay? 382 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,680 I'm yelling at pictures! 383 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,640 Does this seem normal to you? 384 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,680 Mile, in this family, 385 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,200 I stopped expecting normal a long time ago. 386 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,280 What's going on? 387 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:43,160 Well, 388 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,200 remember Jesse? 389 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,800 The one that I pretended to like 390 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,200 so maybe you'd like Jake a little better? 391 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,040 Oh no. 392 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,240 Oh yeah. 393 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,640 So you don't like Jake anymore? 394 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:51,800 Didn't say that. 395 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,280 Oh no. 396 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:53,080 Oh yeah. 397 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:53,840 Oh boy. 398 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:54,640 Actually, 399 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:55,680 "oh boys." 400 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,240 Ooh. 401 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,760 Well... Huh. 402 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,880 Sounds like you got yourself in a pretty tough situation here. 403 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,520 I really feel for you. 404 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,760 But it's clear to me there's only one thing you can do. 405 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,600 Dump them both, buy shoes. 406 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,720 Two pair, I'll pay, your choice. 407 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,200 Dad, you are no help at all! 408 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,280 No guy is! 409 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,600 The only thing y'all are good for is opening jars, 410 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,200 changing tires and going downstairs 411 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,960 with a baseball bat when we think we hear something! 412 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:31,800 Dad, 413 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,280 you can show me as many pictures of shoes as you want, 414 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,920 but it's not going to change anything. 415 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,280 But bookmark the page for when I'm feeling better. 416 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,280 Now, Mile, 417 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,360 I know I'm not much good when it comes to this kind of thing, 418 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,720 but I think I know someone who is. 419 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:47,240 Dad, 420 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,360 you're not going to show me that Gilligan's Island episode 421 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,560 where he has to choose between Ginger and Mary Ann, 422 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,040 and ends up losing the both of them? 423 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,720 Yeah, and the banana raft. 424 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,280 I thought for sure it was going to get them off the island that time. 425 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,880 Well, but don't worry. 426 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,720 I am positive you have not seen this before. 427 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,520 Just click on play. 428 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,720 Hey, baby girl. 429 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:12,800 Mom? 430 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,000 Well, 431 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,640 if you're watching this it means you've reached 432 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,640 an age where you're having boy troubles. 433 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,200 And your daddy's only solution is 434 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,480 to bring out one of those goofy Gilligan's Island episodes. 435 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,440 Hey, they're full of good messages about 436 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,840 the ups and downs of life! 437 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,280 Well, uh, 438 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,440 Blue Jeans' right. He says, 439 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,680 "will you just hush up and hold the camera?" 440 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,120 All right, come here. 441 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:36,600 Now, honey, 442 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,680 you're probably wishing that I was there to help you. 443 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,040 Yeah, but the truth is, even if I was, 444 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,440 I'd be telling you exactly what I'm telling you now. 445 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,160 The only voice that really matters 446 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,000 is the one inside you. 447 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,680 Yeah, it's easier than you think. 448 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,240 And if you listen to your heart, 449 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,000 the answer will always come to you. 450 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,920 It's going to be okay, sweet pea. 451 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,400 I love you. 452 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,200 I love you, too. 453 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,880 All right. Okay. 454 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,640 Okay, heart, 455 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,800 I'm listening, let's hear the answer. 456 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:18,920 Still listening. 457 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,120 Don't be shy, 458 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,000 it's just you and me here. 459 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,760 Jake. Well, I guess that this means... 460 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,920 Jesse? Oh, mud crunkeys! 461 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,040 Hi, 462 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,320 I can't get to the phone right now, 463 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:39,880 but I really, really, 464 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,160 really want to hear what you have to say. 465 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,320 So please leave me a message. 466 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:42,840 Um, 467 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,120 and I don't care what length 468 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:44,800 because I really, really, 469 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,040 really want to hear what you have to say. 470 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:47,480 All right, beep! 471 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,760 Hey, it's me. 472 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,040 I just wanted to say that... 473 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,560 I feel kind of bad about putting you on... 474 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,560 The spot like that. 475 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,480 The bottom line is... 476 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,080 No matter what you decide... 477 00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,960 I just want you to be happy. 478 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,880 Two boys that just want me to be happy? 479 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,320 You didn't see that one coming did you, Mom? 480 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,280 I thought you said it was easy, 481 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,720 listening to your heart. 482 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,080 Wow. 483 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,760 So it's not me. 484 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,720 It's just, 485 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,720 when your picture landed in front of me 486 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:11,280 I... 487 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,600 You were disappointed. 488 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,760 I'm sorry. Jesse, there's just- 489 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,880 there's just something between Jake and me. 490 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,280 Well, like I said, he's a lucky guy. 491 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,160 Go on. It's okay. 492 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,200 Thanks. 493 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,760 Miley, Miley. 494 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,800 I got your message. 495 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,560 So, is it me, or... 496 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,640 Jake!