1 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:14,320 Hey guys, 2 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,600 um, 3 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,640 y'all sound great. It's just... 4 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:18,800 I mean, the lyrics, 5 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:20,599 I wrote them a month ago and they're starting 6 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:21,840 to sound as tired as one of my dad's 7 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,840 "back when I was in a band" stories. 8 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,280 You know, back when I was in a band, 9 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,280 we didn't have cheese near this fancy. 10 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:31,880 We had nacho cheese. 11 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,120 That's the cheese that we'd steal from ZZ Top's dressing room 12 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:36,880 and then some dude would come in and say "Hey", 13 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,440 that's 'nacho' cheese." 14 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,680 Hey, Hannah, you know, the lyrics aren't that bad. 15 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:44,560 Yeah, 16 00:00:44,561 --> 00:00:45,840 but they're not that good, either. 17 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,320 I'm not going your way, 18 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,880 I'm not going your way. I... 19 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,320 I was only kidding. 20 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,920 You look really pretty. 21 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,040 Oh, don't think I didn't notice you 22 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,920 bailing on the one you say you love. 23 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:03,400 Oliver, 24 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,440 Lilly is the one who loves you, okay? 25 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,680 Lola is dating Justin Timberlake, 26 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,360 according to an internet rumor I have no idea who started. 27 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,160 Hey guys, uh, 28 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,000 y'all can take off. 29 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:15,880 I've still got a little work to do on the lyrics. 30 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:16,880 "A little work"? 31 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,520 That's like saying Taylor Swift is a little bit cute. 32 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,080 Oh, what, 33 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,040 - you can fake-date and. - I can't? Yeah. Okay. 34 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,680 Hey, you want to grab some lunch? 35 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,200 Jesse, you know, 36 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,520 that's really sweet, 37 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,080 but, you know, 38 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,200 I kind of make it a thing not to date guys in my band. 39 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:35,640 So if, 40 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,960 you know, at some point you want to have lunch, 41 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,040 you know, that's cool. 42 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,360 But, you know, just not "have lunch." 43 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,440 Okay, yeah, cool. 44 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:47,880 What are you doing? 45 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,160 Listen, you know, I know Jesse's really cute, 46 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,880 but he's got a rep as a real player 47 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,200 and my dad told me to steer clear of him. 48 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:01,520 So you're not going to date that guy just because... 49 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,160 That's "nacho" cheese! Get it? 50 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,360 That guy told you not to? 51 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,320 Absolutely. 52 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,120 Why aren't you answering? It's nobody. 53 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,920 No! You're not seriously telling me that the... 54 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:20,800 Telling you what? 55 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,000 I knew you'd be this way. 56 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,440 What way? 57 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:23,520 Well, how could you be so stupid? 58 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,400 Why is she stupid? 59 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,320 Lola, you don't understand. 60 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,160 - I don't understand anything. - Give me. 61 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,640 Hi, Jake. 62 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:30,840 Hey, Miley. 63 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,440 I'm done filming for the day. 64 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,800 You want to meet at the usual place? 65 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,040 Uh, it's Lilly. 66 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,080 Uh, uh, 67 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,120 I-I mean, uh, 68 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:45,400 your order of meat is ready at the usual place. 69 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,520 I forgot to tell you! 70 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,360 I'm dating Jake Ryan! 71 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,200 What? 72 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,800 - Oh, keep up! - Ow! 73 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,160 How could you not tell us? 74 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,000 Look, 75 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,960 I wanted to tell you, but, 76 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,360 I mean, after everything that Jake and I have gone through, 77 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,720 I just knew that you would say... 78 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,960 You are making the biggest mistake of your life! 79 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:03,919 Yes, yes, 80 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:06,000 but then I would have continued and said, 81 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:06,400 you know, 82 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,040 it's your life! 83 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,920 And if that's what makes you happy then who am I to judge? 84 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,600 I mean, the heart wants what it wants, 85 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,760 even if it's some, 86 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,160 you know, goofy, 87 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,000 klutzy guy who's not half as cool as he thinks he is. 88 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,520 Ain't that the truth? 89 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,040 Yeah. 90 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,440 Wait a minute, 91 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,200 - we're still talking about Jake, right? - Sure. 92 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,119 Look, guys, 93 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,800 it's not like I totally caved in to Jake. 94 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,080 I mean, 95 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,160 I made him work for it. 96 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,360 I made him beg. 97 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:34,760 Miley! 98 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,000 I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted to see me again, but... 99 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,520 Jake! 100 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,400 Yep, Miley Stewart kept her dignity. 101 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,399 I'm just amazed your dad's cool 102 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,879 with it after everything Jake put you through. 103 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,000 Oh please, 104 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,559 like she told her dad. I mean, 105 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,760 it's probably been nothing but secret meetings 106 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,879 and late night phone calls. Oh, 107 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,879 I bet they even have code names for each other 108 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,320 like Falcon and Snow Bird. 109 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:05,840 You are so wrong. 110 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,560 It's Anikan and Queen Amidala. 111 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,079 So, I mean, what are you going to do? 112 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:12,360 I mean, 113 00:05:12,361 --> 00:05:14,040 you can't keep this a secret from your dad forever. 114 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,120 I'm not going to. 115 00:05:15,121 --> 00:05:17,119 I've just got to continue to work on Jake's image. 116 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:17,840 Look at this. 117 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:23,200 I got my publicity guy to get Jake Ryan at a pet adoption 118 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,800 on the front page of the newspaper. 119 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,600 Dad loves dogs 120 00:05:26,601 --> 00:05:28,360 and I'm going to put this in the bathroom where he does his, 121 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,280 you know, heavy reading. 122 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,200 "Nacho" cheese! 123 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,880 Come on, man, that's funny stuff! 124 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,440 I swear, your band has no sense of humor. 125 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,760 You ready to go? 126 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:40,640 Look! 127 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,120 Aw, look at that little puppy. 128 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:45,760 Now, 129 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,559 let's get you away from that miserable 130 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,320 punk who broke my daughter's heart. 131 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:53,960 There. 132 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:56,480 All better! 133 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:05,160 If all this and, uh, 134 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,000 Mamaw's award-winning boysenberry pie doesn't, 135 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,320 you know, 136 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,960 soften Dad up for the big Jake news, 137 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,240 I don't know what will. 138 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,120 Hey, you know what would really soften him up? 139 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,400 If you dug out that old kitty sweater that he got you 140 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,600 for your fourteenth birthd... 141 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:17,920 Oh my! 142 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,280 Now, that's commitment. 143 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,360 Tell me about it. 144 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:24,320 But, uh, 145 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,880 if you see me turning blue, 146 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,360 grab one of these butter knives 147 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,520 and cut me out of this polycotton death trap. 148 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,520 Yeah, sure, you got it. 149 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,480 Mm, 150 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,320 hey this is really good. What is it? 151 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,800 Oh, it's Dad's favorite. It's, uh, catfish stew. 152 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,040 Mm. Oh, what's this? 153 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:39,600 No, no, no, no! 154 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:41,160 Oh, is it a grape? 155 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:42,400 Mm, 156 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,400 oh it really bursts with flavor. 157 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,680 That's the eyeball! 158 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,240 Hey! 159 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,560 That's the best part! 160 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,960 Now I'm going to have to give Dad the other one. 161 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:57,240 Excuse me, 162 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,440 I'm just going to go, uh, 163 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,760 walk through the car wash with my mouth open! 164 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,040 Lilly! Hey, 165 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,520 how have you been? 166 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,640 No, don't you "how have you been" me, Anakin. 167 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:10,280 Okay? 168 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:12,040 I've got my eye on you. 169 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,640 And so does that stew! 170 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,240 Jake, 171 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:17,360 what are you doing here? 172 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,600 My dad's going to be home any minute. 173 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,440 I don't care, I... Wow, 174 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:24,520 that sweater... is adorable! 175 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,960 I'm only wearing it because my dad gave it to me, 176 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,680 but thanks for the fake compliment. 177 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:29,960 Good boyfriend stuff, keep it up. 178 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,680 Oh. Oh, well "meow" to you, too! 179 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,440 That was my sweater! 180 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:37,960 Seriously, 181 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,200 you've got to get out of here before my dad sees you. 182 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:39,960 No, no, no, no, no. Look, 183 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,520 I don't care if he sees me. 184 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,960 I'm tired of sneaking around behind his back. 185 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:44,920 We need to tell him. 186 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:46,400 And we will. 187 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,240 You know, I've just got 188 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:50,920 to give him a snootful of catfish and my eyeball. 189 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,280 What? 190 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,720 Never mind. Just, 191 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,840 you've got to trust me on this, Jake. 192 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,720 I'm going to feed him and then 193 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,680 I'm going to close the deal by, uh, 194 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,200 showing him this movie about a dad 195 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,960 who hates the guy that his daughter's dating, 196 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,120 but learns to love him anyways. 197 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:07,520 I was up for that part! 198 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:11,200 But apparently Shia LaBeouf has bigger box office appeal. 199 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:13,680 Dad's home! 200 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,440 I mean, my box office is just as big as his. 201 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,080 Aw, sure it is, honey. 202 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:19,280 We'll talk about that later. 203 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:20,800 Oh, okay, 204 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,560 but I'm coming back after the movie whether 205 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,040 it works or not and we're telling your dad. 206 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,640 Okay. Okay, okay, just leave! 207 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,960 Because when Jake Ryan loves a girl, he... 208 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:32,120 Doesn't give up, I get it, get out! Bye! 209 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:32,680 Bye. 210 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,000 Actors! 211 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,880 Whee, doggies, is that catfish stew I smell? 212 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,160 Surprise, Daddy! 213 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,160 Now hold on, here. 214 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,040 My favorite stew, boysenberry pie, 215 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,080 and you got on that old kitty sweater 216 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,720 I got you a couple years ago? 217 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,800 Miley Ray Stewart, you want something. 218 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,640 I just want my daddy to know how much I love him. 219 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,640 Wasn't that just a touching movie? 220 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,480 The way that that dad learned how 221 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,000 to accept the boy that his daughter loves. 222 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:15,880 Now that is a role model for supportive parenting. 223 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,200 I'm just saying. 224 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,280 I've got to admit, heartwarming story. 225 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:22,920 It's a nice movie. 226 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,520 Certainly was. 227 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,920 Yeah, but it's all a bunch of hooey! 228 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:28,600 Hoo-what? 229 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,200 Well, ain't no father in his right mind going 230 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,080 to forgive that slimeball kid for hurting his daughter. 231 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:37,640 I know I wouldn't. 232 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,160 Oh, Dad, 233 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,480 you don't mean that. 234 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:43,600 How about a fourth piece of pie? 235 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,080 Ooh, sounds good, 236 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,520 but, you know what? 237 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,760 Now I'm too agitated thinking about 238 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,680 what I'd do to that kid after breaking my daughter's heart! 239 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,600 It'd get mighty ugly, I tell you what. 240 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,640 Mm, mm. 241 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,560 Slimeball stew! 242 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,760 My favorite! 243 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,800 Oh, no. 244 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,400 Mr. Stewart, please! 245 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,960 Miley will never forgive you. 246 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,040 Sure she will. 247 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,960 As long as she gets an eyeball. 248 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,520 Where'd that breeze come from? 249 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,080 From that dry, 250 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,640 barren wasteland of your cold, 251 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,840 cold heart. 252 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,200 Huh? 253 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,240 Never mind. 254 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,080 And you are doing the dishes tonight, 255 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,560 you movie-hating, 256 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,240 eyeball-hogging hillbilly. 257 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,080 No! I'm not running away! 258 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:45,960 Oh boy. 259 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,960 I am through hiding! 260 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:48,520 Jake. 261 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,160 What are you doing? 262 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,880 Standing up for us! 263 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:55,760 And protecting my face. 264 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,200 I'm filming tomorrow. 265 00:10:59,400 --> 00:10:59,960 Listen, 266 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,920 Mr. Stewart, 267 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,680 I'm in love with your daughter 268 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,760 and you're just going to have to deal with it. Sir? 269 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:08,080 Okay, 270 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,600 I've just got one question. 271 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:10,680 Who are you? 272 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,280 We've been dating for the past three weeks. 273 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,040 Three weeks, two days and eight-and-a-half hours. 274 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,720 Aw, babe, 275 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,800 you counted the hours! 276 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,120 And I did that myself. 277 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,120 I didn't even have my assistant do it. 278 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,880 Now, is he a keeper or what? 279 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:32,840 I'm thinking just wrap him in a recycling bag and take him home! 280 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,000 All right, Dad, look. 281 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,760 Go ahead and yell at me. 282 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,920 Tell me how much you don't like him, 283 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,920 tell me I'm making the biggest mistake of my life, 284 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,520 because no matter what you say, 285 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,120 it's not going to make a difference. 286 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,520 I just can't believe you kept this from me. 287 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,240 I thought we had a better relationship than that. 288 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,080 Evidently I was wrong. 289 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:00,640 Hey, Daddy, 290 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,880 I'm trying to decide on what to wear to, uh, 291 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,880 next year's Tween Scene Awards. 292 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:05,480 I mean, 293 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,600 I'm not nominated yet, 294 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,200 but with the incredible songs that you write, 295 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,320 I know I'm a shoo-in. 296 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,880 So, uh, what do you think? 297 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:13,920 Doesn't really matter what I think. 298 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,880 You're going to pick what you want anyway 299 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,920 and then not tell me until it walks into my house hiding behind a surf board. 300 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,200 Fine. 301 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,480 I guess I just won't wear anything. 302 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,560 Au natural. 303 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,480 My birthday suit. 304 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,040 My skin sweater. 305 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,080 Whatever. 306 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,360 Hey, big guy! 307 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,200 Remember that one time that, uh, 308 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:50,440 I tried to go to Florida all alone even though you said I couldn't? 309 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,440 Whoo, were you mad at me! 310 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:54,920 But, uh, 311 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,280 then you wrote that beautiful song called, 312 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:57,480 "Ready, Set, Don't Go." 313 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,800 And out of it came an even deeper, 314 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,240 richer relationship. 315 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,240 Not to mention, a number one song. Hey! 316 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,360 Talk about your biscuits and gravy. So, uh, 317 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,160 how about we write a song about 318 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,320 what we're going through right now? 319 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,240 I'll start. 320 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:19,000 I want the best for my girl. 321 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,960 She can date any guy. 322 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,680 Doo-da-dee-da-da-da. 323 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,400 Here we go. 324 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,360 Best... 325 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:24,760 Sing with me. 326 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,000 For my girl. 327 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Whoo 328 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,559 I don't care what you say 329 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,280 I don't care what you say. 330 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,799 Just because you're my daddy. 331 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,959 Doesn't mean you get it your way. 332 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,720 Neener neener neener. 333 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,680 You're so meaner meaner. 334 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:49,760 What do you think? 335 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:51,959 Truth or lying? 336 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,520 Lying, please. 337 00:13:52,521 --> 00:13:54,879 - Wow! - Best song ever! 338 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,519 I know, it's terrible. 339 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,400 Stink-o! 340 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,599 Worst song ever! 341 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,720 Oh, come on! 342 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,920 You guys, I just can't concentrate. 343 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:02,920 I mean, 344 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,920 as long as I keep dating Jake, 345 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:05,920 Dad's going to be mad 346 00:14:05,921 --> 00:14:08,360 and if I stop dating Jake then I'm going to be mad. 347 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,840 Wow, that's tough. 348 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:13,960 "That's tough"? 349 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,320 That's all you've got? 350 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,080 I mean, 351 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,280 if this was your problem, 352 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,760 I would come up with some crazy plan that would ultimately fix everything! 353 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,280 Someone forgot to bring a present to the friendship party! 354 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:26,960 Oh. 355 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,440 I, uh, 356 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,600 hope she's talking about you because I brought nothing. 357 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,600 This is not fair. 358 00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:36,880 I give you great ideas all the time, okay? 359 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,160 Remember last week when we didn't know what to do and I suggested, 360 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,640 "Let's go to a movie"? 361 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,080 And we did! 362 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,680 And then afterwards you were hungry and I suggested pizza, 363 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,399 and you loved it! Okay, 364 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,720 that's two great ideas in one night. 365 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:51,720 Need I go on? 366 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,000 I think not! 367 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,480 Hey, Mr. Stewart, how's it going? 368 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,280 Well, doesn't really matter how I think it's going, does it? 369 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,560 Why don't you ask my daughter how she thinks it's going? 370 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,000 That's all that seems to matter in my house! 371 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,800 Okay then. 372 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,519 I'm just going to sit here, 373 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,000 eat my shrimp, and avoid eye contact. 374 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,680 But Jesse, 375 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,160 I love you! 376 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:18,920 It can't be over! 377 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:19,920 Look, Rachel, 378 00:15:19,921 --> 00:15:21,520 I have been telling you for weeks, 379 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,160 I'm just not feeling it anymore. 380 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,360 I'm sorry. 381 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,160 Okay. Bye. 382 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:32,880 Hey, Jesse, 383 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:35,360 - you and I need to have just a little. - Hang on, boss. 384 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,360 Two, one... 385 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,920 Fine, I'll go! 386 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,400 I have my pride! 387 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,360 Just don't you even think about calling me at my new number, 388 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,600 five-five-five-zero-one-two-nine. 389 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,280 Just get five-five-five-zero-one-two-nine 390 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,240 out of your head because I won't answer! 391 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,920 - Hey listen, man, you're not, you know. - Not quite. 392 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,240 And I mean it! 393 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,480 Never call five-five-five-zero-one-two-nine! 394 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,920 Even though we're on the same plan 395 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,960 and it won't cost you! Humph! 396 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,440 Okay, that's usually it. 397 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,240 Sounds like you go through this quite a bit. 398 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,480 Yeah, chicks, huh? 399 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,280 Well, it better stop. 400 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,320 Hey listen, man, 401 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,360 I don't like the fact that you keep showing up late 402 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,720 and I really don't like the way you treat "chicks." But... 403 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,880 And I hate the fact that you keep interrupting me. 404 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,359 Now, you're a good guitar player, 405 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,480 but you're not that dang good. 406 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,280 You either pull yourself together or get out. 407 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,520 Okay, okay, 408 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,600 it won't happen again. 409 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,080 Whoa, 410 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,080 your dad does not like Jesse. 411 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,080 Not kidding. I mean, 412 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,399 he pushes his buttons. I mean, 413 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,240 he's late, 414 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,520 he's-he's mean to girls, 415 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,280 heck, the only button he hasn't pushed is... 416 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,040 Who ate the last apple fritter? 417 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:54,880 Whoo, man, 418 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,120 imagine if you had gone out with Jesse when he asked you. 419 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:57,880 I know. 420 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,240 Hey, hey wait, I got it! 421 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,040 Okay, 422 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,519 after rehearsal you get Jesse to ask you out, 423 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,919 making sure your dad can hear, right? 424 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,440 Which of course freaks him out, 425 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,960 and you say "Oh, oh", 426 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,520 would you rather I date Jake"? 427 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,840 And he says, "Yes!" 428 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:13,440 Anybody, but Mr. Always-Late-Mean-To- Girls-Eat-My-Apple-Fritter Guy"! 429 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:14,800 Booya! 430 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:18,520 Another great idea from the mind that brought you movies and a pizza! 431 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,480 Finally! 432 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,560 Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah. 433 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:29,800 Let's do this. 434 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,240 Whoo, yeah! 435 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,800 Great rehearsal, everybody! 436 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:34,800 Of course, 437 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,160 that's just my opinion, 438 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,760 probably doesn't mean much. 439 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,320 All right, 440 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,320 that's it. 441 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,440 Time for Operation DABBS-JLB. 442 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,000 What? 443 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,440 Operation Date A Bad Boy So Jake Looks Better. 444 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,160 Duh. 445 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,440 Wow, you two are freaky. 446 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,400 Hey! 447 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,560 Hey, Jesse, uh, could I talk to you for a minute in private? 448 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,600 Sure, we can go over here. 449 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,560 No, no, no, no, no, 450 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,920 it's way too drafty. Bad for the pipes. 451 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,880 Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh! 452 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,400 Much better right here. 453 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,800 Uh, yeah, 454 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,040 under the air vent. 455 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,160 Much better. 456 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:11,760 So, what's up? 457 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,399 Yeah, remember the other day when you, 458 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:14,960 uh, you know... 459 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:15,840 Yeah, Gary, listen. 460 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,120 Uh, Robby Ray here. 461 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,759 Let me take this outside for a second. 462 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,480 There's people up here talking. 463 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,480 Uh, you're right, it's like a meat locker in here. 464 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,160 Let's go. 465 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,360 Yeah listen, Gary, 466 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,080 I think we're going to have to flip the Portland show with the Seattle date. 467 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,280 Uh-huh. 468 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,360 Yeah, so, um, 469 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,840 remember the other day when you, uh, 470 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:31,920 asked me out! 471 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,960 I'm right here! 472 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,600 Gary, let me take this out here. 473 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,880 These folks evidently have never been out of the house before. 474 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,520 So, you want to go out? 475 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,160 What? 476 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,800 Do you want to go out? 477 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:45,640 What? 478 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,040 Do you want to go out? 479 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,320 And that's as loud as I'm doing it! 480 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,440 Oh, I think that did the trick. 481 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,600 Hannah, I'm not sure what's going on, but this... 482 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,040 Well, I am. See, 483 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,040 Hannah likes a boy that I don't like. 484 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,960 And she knows I don't like you. 485 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,280 So she's asked you out hoping that 486 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,160 I don't like you more than the boy 487 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,680 that I don't like that she does like. 488 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,040 Simple. 489 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,000 Dad, that's not true. 490 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,560 I really like Jesse, 491 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,640 because he's an apple-fritter-stealing bad boy. 492 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,400 Bad to the bone! 493 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,000 Oh! Okeydokey. 494 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,080 In that case, 495 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,040 here's the keys to my car, 496 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,360 have her home by in the morning. 497 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:22,960 What? 498 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,840 What? I wasn't a fool yesterday and I ain't one today. 499 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,320 Yeah, neither am I. 500 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,640 And I don't like being liked just to prove that 501 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,320 I am less likable than some other guy that he doesn't like. 502 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,200 And, yeah, 503 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,640 I did eat the apple fritter. 504 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,640 And it was good! 505 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,240 Hey there. 506 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:39,600 Hi! 507 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,080 Hope you liked the show. 508 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,560 Uh, oh, 509 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,520 we weren't eavesdropping. 510 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,400 - Um. No, no, um... - That's what you think, 511 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,200 - but we were just, uh, we were. - Filling ourselves in 512 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,840 ahead of time to save you the trouble later. 513 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,360 Mm-hmm. 514 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,920 It's, uh... It's really a consideration thing. 515 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,280 Yeah. 516 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:56,920 That we were... 517 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,160 - Yeah, we'll see you at home. - Yep. 518 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:00,520 Dad, 519 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,320 I'm going to date Jake. 520 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,960 I just don't want to do it behind your back. 521 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,200 Well, 522 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,800 I don't want you to do that either. 523 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,080 So what are we going to do about it? 524 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,480 I guess we'll do it like we do everything else. 525 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,680 Take it one step at a time. 526 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,480 You know, I'm still not sure I like that boy, but y 527 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,040 ou've went through all this trouble, 528 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,800 so I think I should at least give him a chance. 529 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,760 I love you, Dad. 530 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,480 Well, unless you were to change your mind. 531 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,360 There might be a convertible... 532 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:33,880 Daddy. 533 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,000 You're right, you're right. 534 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,000 Bad parenting. 535 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,400 I should be ashamed. 536 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,320 Unless you were to change your mind, 537 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:41,600 then we... 538 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,720 Afraid not, big guy. 539 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,120 No offense, 540 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,200 but what in the Sam heck am I doing sitting here hugging you? 541 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,480 I've got a boyfriend to call. 542 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:51,920 Hey! 543 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,640 Jake, 544 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,240 I couldn't wait to tell you, 545 00:20:59,160 --> 00:20:59,960 I... I'll call you back. 546 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:02,640 Jesse. 547 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,200 Hey, man, listen, 548 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,400 I'm really sorry about the whole dating thing, it's... 549 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:09,120 Forget it. 550 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,680 Come on, Jess, you can't be mad. 551 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,840 I mean, it's not like we were together or anything. Jesse! 552 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:20,840 Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Jesse? 553 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,320 I'm happy for you. 554 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,480 It looks like you got what you wanted. 555 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,040 Okay, uh, 556 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,960 I'm still sensing a little bit of edge here. 557 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,280 Oh, I get it. 558 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,600 Someone's used to being in control. 559 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,760 Am I right? 560 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,240 Am I right? 561 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,120 Who's right? I am! 562 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,360 I really like you. 563 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,240 What?