1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:03,640 Hey, it's Saturday morning, eight-o'clock, 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,920 and you know what that means! 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,440 It's time for Charlie Green and the K-Teen scene! 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:10,640 What's hot? What's hip? 5 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,920 What's cracking in your cranium? Cloggin' in your noggin?! 6 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,480 Wake up and talk to me, me, me! 7 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,480 Me, me, me! 8 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,640 This guy is way to over the top, top, top. 9 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,800 And while you're dialling, 10 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,200 grab your brain around a little morning Montana! 11 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,320 Oh, but he has great taste, taste, taste. 12 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,200 I'll take pop stars with enormous egos for two hundred dollars. 13 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,160 Man, this is the best part-time job ever. 14 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,400 You know last week, 15 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:38,440 Charlie let me hit the "wing-ding-ding" button 16 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:41,360 Why Oliver! Maybe if you're lucky, 17 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,440 next week, you can hit the "boing" button. 18 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,440 Ignore her. I think it's totally "grawesome". 19 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,520 Oh, see, that's "great" and "awesome". Grawesome! 20 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,960 I'm starting a new trad. 21 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,560 Well see, that's "trend" and "fad". Trad! 22 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,280 And you are officially "sweird". 23 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,920 That's so and weird. 24 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:06,400 I mean look at him. 25 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,040 The guy doesn't stop for four hours straight. 26 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,480 Charlie, your wife's on line one. 27 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,480 He's a total bro. 28 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,600 You know he hasn't missed a show in ten years. 29 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:20,840 Argh! My baby's having a wife! My bife is having a waby! Argh! 30 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,400 OK, one show in ten years. 31 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,240 OK, we're on live air in ten seconds. 32 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,240 Let's see what you've got, "wing-ding-ding" boy. 33 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,040 Go, go, go, go! 34 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,000 But I don't even know... 35 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,760 You'll do great. 36 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,200 Argh... that was argh... 37 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,920 "Let's Do This," by... 38 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,800 by... by um... 39 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:52,800 Mi... little, favourite. Hannah Montana. 40 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,160 Isn't she um grawesome? 41 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,520 That's great and argh... and awesome. 42 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,240 Grawesome. 43 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,440 Was it that lame when I said it? 44 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,000 Yep, pretty much. 45 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:06,400 We argh... having some fun now, huh? 46 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,760 Oh, no, no, wait. I didn't know. I didn't mean to click that, 47 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,480 I meant argh... I meant argh... 48 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,480 -He's very bad. -Very, very bad. 49 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,400 OK, here's our first caller... 50 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,560 -You stink! -Thanks for calling. 51 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,200 -Somebody's gotta save him. -Absolutely. 52 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,200 Rock, scissors, paper, shoot! 53 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:31,600 Dang it! 54 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,240 Like I should be the DJ! I don't know anything about this! 55 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:42,840 Hello! This is Miley Ray and Smoken Oken. 56 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,240 If you're in a stew or feeling blue, 57 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,520 don't boo-hoo, let us talk to you. 58 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,360 'Cause that's what we do. 59 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,080 Here at the K-Teen morning zoo! 60 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,520 Hello, you're on with Miley Ray! 61 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,880 And Smoken Oken! 62 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,240 You know, I met this girl and I think she likes me. 63 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,360 How do I find out? 64 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:03,880 Be honest and ask her. 65 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,680 Oh! You are such a girl. 66 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,960 OK. Pretend you couldn't care less, 67 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,480 then get one of your friends to ask her. 68 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,360 Hello! Is anybody home? 69 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,200 Doesn't look like it. 70 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,000 This is what you're really going to do, OK? 71 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:22,480 Hey, that looks like fun. 72 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,480 -You should of gone with paper. -Don't rub it in! 73 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,240 No, no, no! 74 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,440 These numbers can't be right. 75 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,200 This is so unfair. 76 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,440 Counting the number of kids at school that hate you again? 77 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:42,320 'Cause that's definitely not high enough! BURN! 78 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,080 This is serious. It's the worst news a person like me can get. 79 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,880 Jackson. I'm making too much money. 80 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,120 Hold me! 81 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,840 Great, now I'm going to have to boil the shirt. 82 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,120 And how could anybody make "too much" money? 83 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,160 The shack makes a lot of money. 84 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:10,360 So my dad thinks he can sell it for a lot of money. 85 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,080 The only way to stop him is if it starts losing money. 86 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,720 Then no one will want to buy it. 87 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:19,640 Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot! 88 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,680 -You still don't get it, do you? -No, not really. 89 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,600 -I have to lose money! -So lose money. 90 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:28,840 I can't! It goes against every fibre in my being. 91 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:29,640 Watch. 92 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,480 See! I can't get rid of it. 93 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,440 You try. 94 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,200 Whoa. It's like Uncle Earl with the last hot wing 95 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,880 at the bottom of the jumbo bucket. 96 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,400 I'm just not dumb enough to lose money. 97 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,160 Congratulations! The shack is all yours. 98 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,040 Oh. Oh yeah I get it. 99 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,840 So you don't think I'm smart enough to make money? 100 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,120 Well I got news for you. 101 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,160 I'm going to make more money than you ever made! 102 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,640 And then when you sell this place, 103 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,240 I'm gonna be the one in charge. 104 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,040 Permanently. 105 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,440 Yeah. Like that'll ever happen. 106 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,240 Hey. When it comes to money, I'm just as savvy as you are. 107 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,040 Try to take it. 108 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,080 I already did. 109 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,800 And just because I was the one who asked him out, 110 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,560 he thought I should pay! 111 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,600 Is he right? 112 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,680 Absolutely! 113 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:35,600 ... Not! 114 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,600 I say, if he doesn't even bother to kick in, kick him! 115 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:42,880 Yeah, kick him good! Hoo-ya! 116 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,640 Whoa! Four hours and the phones haven't stopped. 117 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,120 Not too shabby. 118 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,840 I'm fine, thanks for asking! 119 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,960 You know, I can't believe we're almost outta here, 120 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,880 but we have time for one more caller. 121 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,160 Caller, you are on with Miley and Smoken, 122 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,080 what's your question? 123 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:06,240 Argh, yeah bud, what do you do if your kid's a pop-star 124 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:09,720 who forgot she has a rehearsal for a music video in ten minutes! 125 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,600 Hey, are you going to make a run... Ahhh 126 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,400 Once again, I'm fine, THANKS! 127 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,760 Men, sports and food. 128 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,280 Did somebody say, "cha-ching"! 129 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,440 Alright, who's ready to order? 130 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,760 Get out of the way we're watching the game! 131 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,320 And more free peanuts! 132 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,120 Ha. You had me buy an expensive TV, 133 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,000 you give away free peanuts 134 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,480 and no one's buying food! 135 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,720 At this rate, the Shack will be bankrupt by morning. 136 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,360 I'm so proud of you. 137 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,360 Hey, it's a minor setback! 138 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,040 What has two thumbs and plenty of great ideas? 139 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,120 This guy! 140 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,560 There you go, enjoy. 141 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,760 Ha! Games over. 142 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,280 Everybody's starving and they got a grill for fish, 143 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,520 I'm selling at top dollar! 144 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,840 Could somebody give me a "cha-ching"! 145 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,880 I'm still not worried. 146 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,680 With you in charge, something has to go wrong. 147 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,720 Hey, what's that dark cloud moving this way? 148 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:21,600 Oh no. 149 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,120 No. 150 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:42,160 You say "cha-ching", I say "cha-chump"! 151 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,120 Who the heck came up with the idea 152 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,320 to shoot my music video in a taekwondo studio, I'm exhausted! 153 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,520 I'm sorry honey, I thought it was a good idea, 154 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,200 but it sounds like it was more of a case of "taekwondo." 155 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,240 I must be tired. I actually laughed at that. 156 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,440 I don't care, it still counts. 157 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:11,400 All I want to do, is go home, get in a hot bath, 158 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,120 and then drive my pruned-up bod to bed. 159 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,720 Well honey, you better not prune-so-soon. 160 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,280 Did you forget about your concert tonight in San Diego? 161 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,880 -That's tonight? -Yeah, it's in two hours. 162 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,520 Hey I have a concert in two hours. 163 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,440 Whoa, nothing gets by you. 164 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,320 You know what, you might need to do is take a little nap on the way there. 165 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,480 No, I hate doing that before a concert. 166 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,640 I guess I'll just have to shake it off. 167 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,840 Thank you guys so much! Goodnight, goodnight I love you! 168 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,840 OK, next stop pruney dream land. 169 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,880 Well you heard it darling, I'll tell you that. 170 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:07,280 That was a great show. At least what I saw of it. 171 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,240 I took a nap during the first act. 172 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,360 What? It's a long show. 173 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,080 Plus, there's fireworks in the second act. 174 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,160 Nice. Can't watch your only daughter perform 175 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,480 but you can stay up 'til 3:00 AM 176 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,080 watching the Three Stooges versus Godzilla? 177 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,000 Well honey, you're talking about a classic there. 178 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,880 'Sup Oliver? 179 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,200 Miley, guess what. 180 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,960 Charlie Green's wife accidently kicked him during the delivery, 181 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,920 knocked him out cold. Isn't this great! 182 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,680 And you're happy about this because... 183 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:43,040 Well until they unwire his jaw, we get to keep doing the show. 184 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,120 They want us back tomorrow morning at six. 185 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,040 Six! 186 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,200 Oliver, I can't, I'm sorry, I just finished a concert and... 187 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,160 But Miley, 188 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,080 They said that if we do as good as we did today, 189 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,000 we could get our own show. 190 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,960 Oliver... 191 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,720 Breaks like this don't just happen. 192 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,600 I mean this could change my whole life. 193 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,120 Well... 194 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:05,120 Pleeeeeeeeeee... 195 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,240 Come on Mile, you got your schoolwork, 196 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,600 you got your Hannah stuff... 197 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,680 The last thing you need to do is put 198 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,680 something else on your plate. 199 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,800 Yeah, I guess you're right. 200 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,920 ...leasssssseee.... 201 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,800 Well, argh... oh... 202 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,280 OK, fine I'll do it. 203 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:27,840 I'll see you at the studio at six. 204 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:28,800 Yes! 205 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,240 So when I talk to you is the only thing you hear is... 206 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:38,440 Dad. You heard Oliver. This is important to him. 207 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,400 Well so is everything else you gotta do. 208 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,720 Like hosting that pet adoption thing tomorrow. 209 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,720 What pet adoption thing? 210 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,160 Oh hey, I'm hosting a pet adoption thing tomorrow. 211 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,000 Really? 212 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,240 OK Dad, look. 213 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,280 We'll be home in like an hour and a half, 214 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,520 I'll go straight to bed and 215 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,960 I'll get plenty of rest and do both. 216 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,480 Easy peezie lemon squez... 217 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,360 Why are we stopping? 218 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,680 I don't know, but I think I reckon it's got something 219 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,440 to do with that massive traffic jam up there. 220 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,200 OK I don't know how, but you did this on purpose. 221 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:15,840 Oh my gosh, 222 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,800 how much longer are we going to be stuck in traffic? 223 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,120 This is exactly why I didn't 224 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,120 want you getting in over your head... 225 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,760 Dad! Don't say it. OK, 226 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,360 it's going to take a little longer to get home, but... 227 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,920 you know what. I'm going to sleep right here. 228 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:31,680 Slouch down a little bit. Slouchy. 229 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,080 Mmmm. 230 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,640 Squishy soft. I'm so happy you stopped working out. 231 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,160 You're mean when you're tired. 232 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:47,960 Sweet niblets! 233 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:56,680 Yo! Freeway Philharmonic, can the horn section 234 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,680 I'm trying to get a little sleep here! 235 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,920 Mommy, it's Hannah Montana! 236 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,600 Everybody's watchin me 237 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,480 Its never as easy as it seems 238 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,000 To be super super 239 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,640 I'm super super girl 240 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,560 Thank you San Diego freeway, 241 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:17,200 you are the best freeway audience in the world! 242 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,760 I cannot believe I just did another three hour concert. 243 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,800 Excuse me driver, can you open this door, 244 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,640 he's walking home. 245 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,880 Yes Oliver, I know I'm late. 246 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,720 I'll be there, I promise, I just have to change. 247 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,320 Darlin', you can't still be going, 248 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,600 you haven't slept since yesterday! 249 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,840 Will you stop worrying, I'm fine! 250 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,240 Yeah but what about that pet adoption thing this afternoon? 251 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,280 I got it covered. 252 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:46,600 Whoa. 253 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,960 Yeah I would've been faster but those 254 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,520 four bottles of water I had in the limo... 255 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,040 really caught up with me. 256 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,240 I caught my boyfriend talking to another girl... 257 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,280 what do I do? 258 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,120 Hmmm... you know what, that's an interesting question 259 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,720 but I think I might have the answer for you. 260 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,080 Back off! Give the guy a little bit of space! 261 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,040 I mean, what are you, his mother? 262 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,200 We are men, so we are hunters. 263 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,600 It's what we do. 264 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,960 But I sure Miley has a different opinion on this one. 265 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,280 Ya think? 266 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,880 Sweet niblets, ya mud-crunkie, 267 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,720 -what I'd do is... -That's not Miley! 268 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,680 Argh... caller with a problem say what? 269 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:33,880 Possum! 270 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,960 Where's the real Miley Ray? 271 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,400 Well apparently she got sidetracked ruining my career. 272 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,760 When have I ever said 'possum'? 273 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,480 Congratulations, caller! 274 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,360 You spotted the Fake Miley! 275 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,680 ...And, you get two free 276 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,520 Hannah Montana concert tickets. 277 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,840 Hope that helps you get over the end of your relationship. 278 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,280 You mean it's over? 279 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,400 Deader than a possum on the free... way. 280 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:05,600 Dang it! 281 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,520 You said possum. 282 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,440 Whoa. Looks like business is pretty good. 283 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,320 What did you do this time? 284 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,080 Proved you wrong, that's all. 285 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,720 Found a new meat supplier. 286 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,040 Half of what we usually pay. 287 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,360 Which means Rico's is raking it in. 288 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,240 Hey, what has two thumbs and doesn't loose money? 289 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,600 This guy! 290 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:32,920 Why are you smiling? 291 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,400 Because I have faith in your ability to somehow mess this up. 292 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,160 I don't know how, but you will. 293 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,840 Oh man... my stomach. 294 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,920 Hello, what's that? 295 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,080 It's probably just the flu. 296 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,960 Oh, my burger tastes funny. 297 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,480 Brilliant! Bad meat. 298 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,720 No one's going to want to buy this place now. 299 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,520 Congratulations. 300 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,080 Face it Jackson, you're never going to get the best of me. 301 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,960 Why are you smiling? 302 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,440 Cause I had a hamburger too. 303 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:19,000 No! No no! Noooo! 304 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,560 Hey we're here just in time. 305 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,200 Not a problem, we knew you'd make it. 306 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:33,960 Oh look! It's a little Lola dog for Lola! 307 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,480 Hello who's the little Lola! Who's the littile 308 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,040 Oh. You're a little leaky Lola. 309 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,160 You know honey I gotta hand it to you. 310 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,200 I didn't think you could do it, but you're lookin' pretty good. 311 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,800 Did you get your second win? 312 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,040 Second? I'm about to pop the top of win number five! 313 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,600 And this is Trixie. Say hello Trixie. 314 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:07,040 And there're plenty more just like her that need loving homes. 315 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,880 So please, ask your parents, 316 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,760 'cause this is a big responsibility. 317 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,440 Thirty six hours without sleep and 318 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,680 she still hasn't hit the wall yet. 319 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:15,720 What wall? 320 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,640 Isn't she so cute! 321 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,240 she smells like a puppy dog! 322 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,200 The sweetest darn smell in the world! 323 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,320 That wall. 324 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,240 Just like a tissue! With paws! 325 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:40,880 You see this! 326 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:46,400 Half of Matilda's face is brown and the other side is white! 327 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,360 And now we move onto the giddy phase. 328 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,680 Brown, white. Brown 329 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:57,280 And then... if you turn like if you turn like this way, 330 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,720 It's like that side is turned around and upside down! 331 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,320 It is, really... it's ... 332 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,920 -Does anything come after giddy? -Wait for it. 333 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,360 You are so cute. You know who should adopt you. 334 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,360 Me! I should! 335 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,440 I should adopt you. You hear that out there people. 336 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,800 You hear that, yeah I'm talking to you. 337 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,520 Don't you even bother calling! Do not call this phone! 338 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:25,840 This dog is mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine! 339 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,080 Come on Matilda. 340 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,160 We're going to talk Daddy into taking you home. 341 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,800 Pull it together pop star you're losing it. 342 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:41,120 This dog... can talk! 343 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,600 I have a talking dog! 344 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,560 Maybe you should go get her. 345 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,400 I would but it's almost over. 346 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,560 Who's there? 347 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:53,880 Or 2? 348 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,200 Yes I'm glad you didn't say banana! 349 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,320 This is the funniest dog that you ever... 350 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,520 I had the weirdest dream. 351 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,000 There was this white picket fence and a little yard and 352 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,320 a talking dog and, there was this camera man that... 353 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:23,440 Oh no! 354 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,360 I hit that wall hard this time, didn't I? 355 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,920 Mile, you 'gotta understand. 356 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,280 Even though you sing Super Girl, 357 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,440 doesn't mean you have super powers. 358 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,760 Not even you can do everything. 359 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,680 You just love using your song lyrics to make a point, 360 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,280 don't you? 361 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,640 What can I say honey? When I'm good I'm good. 362 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,000 When I'm bad... 363 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,040 who am I kidding I'm never bad! 364 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,560 Fourteen number one's! Boo-ya! 365 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,440 Miley, guess what! 366 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,680 Your phone's broken and you forgot how to use a doorbell? 367 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,640 No... sorry. OK listen. 368 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,640 Got some good news and I got some bad news. 369 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,720 The good news is, they love the show 370 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,320 and they want to put it on every Sunday. 371 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,320 -Every Sunday? -Every Sunday. 372 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,800 That's... well... 373 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,200 Whoa. Well would you look at that. 374 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,240 Spread my butter way too thin and now my toast is dry. 375 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:22,000 Yep. Not enough to go around. 376 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,800 -Way too thin. Way too thin! -I get it! 377 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,640 Even I get it. 378 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,360 You do? 379 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,640 Yeah! Your Dad doesn't have enough butter, duh! 380 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,040 You know what, it's not good for your heart anyway, 381 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,840 so you should probably try honey as a healthy alternative. 382 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,320 Oliver! I'm the butter. 383 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,760 I spread myself way too thin. 384 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,520 I just... I have too much on my plate. 385 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,040 And I didn't want to disappoint you. I'm... 386 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,880 You know what Miley. No no no no. 387 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,600 It's OK. I understand. 388 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,920 Really? You're OK with it? 389 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,680 You tried and... I appreciate that. 390 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,480 Well... bet I better go tell the station manager. 391 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,760 What was the bad news? 392 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,160 I think we've had enough sadness for one day. 393 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:07,560 No, really. 394 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,240 They hated you and they only wanted me. OK, bye. 395 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,040 What! 396 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,960 Can you believe this! 397 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,160 Very interesting. 398 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,000 Miley on the radio with my lyrics... Superstar! 399 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,280 Miley on the radio without my lyrics... fired! Boo-ya! 400 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,840 Boo-ya, boo-ya, boo-ya! A boo-ya, boo-ya, boo-ya! 401 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,600 Fine, boo-ya. 402 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,960 Boo-ya, boo-ya, boo-ya! A boo-ya, boo-ya, boo-ya! 403 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,720 Hey there. You're on with Lily... of the Valley. 404 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,120 Hey there. It's Hottie Lamottie 405 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,320 with the swimmer's body. 406 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,040 Yes? 407 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,240 I think you're the grawesomest girl at Seaview High! 408 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,160 Oh hottie. You're embarrassing me. 409 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,680 Do go on. 410 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,480 You're all I think about every d... 411 00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,480 What are you doing? 412 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,640 I was just... goofing off while you were in the bathroom. 413 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,600 I know the radio was on while I was in the bathroom. 414 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,400 No... He told me Freebird was on! 415 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,520 I turned that off ten minutes ago. You were way more fun. 416 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,560 Howdy everybody! That was me, Miley 417 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,800 pretending to be a pretty girl named Lily. 418 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:22,640 Possum!