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Hannah. Hannah. Hannah.

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I love you, Las Vegas!

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Remember, it's okay to take
the shampoo, but not the robes.

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Although they can be purchased in the
hotel lobby for seventy-nine-ninety-five!

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I cannot believe the hotel makes
me say that. It is so embarrassing.

6
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Yeah and it's a downer
way to end a concert.

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It's like Mick Jagger saying,

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"Good night, everybody!

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Don't forget to pick the
hairs out of your shower drains!

10
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Rock and roll!"

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Yo, cowboy, turn that wagon
train around, the room's over here.

12
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No, it's not. It's over here.

13
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Every night, same old thing.

14
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I hate when he's right.

15
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And he's going to steal
our pillow chocolates again.

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Gosh!

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Traci?

18
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Hannah! What a wonderful surprise.

19
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And Lola...

20
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Hannah, what a wonderful surprise.

21
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What are you doing here?

22
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Let me guess,
auditioning for Cirque du so lame?

23
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Stop it.

24
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Funny, but stop it.

25
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So, why didn't tell me
you were going to be in Vegas?

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I didn't tell anybody.

27
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I can't, it's a secret.

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If you're a friend,
you'll respect that, okay?

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Okay, bye.

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Fine, if you're going to keep
hounding me about it, I'll tell you!

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I'm getting married tomorrow!

32
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What?

33
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And more specifically, to what?

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At least somebody loves me,
you bitter anime character.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, married?
This is crazy.

36
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What idiot talked you into this?

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He's not an idiot.

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He's my fiancé, Jakey.

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Something,
something, something, say what?

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Something, something, something?

41
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What? It's the best I can do,
I'm in shock here.

42
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Whoo

43
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Here we go everybody

44
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Oops, uh, wrong floor.

45
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Not so fast, lover boy.

46
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Uh, whoa!

47
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BTW, hate the outfit.

48
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BTW, I can change the outfit.

49
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You're stuck with the voice forever.

50
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-It's a nasal condition!
-It's a nasal condition!

51
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Now Miley, before you get
upset I-I just want to say--

52
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Me?

53
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Upset? No.

54
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I'm just so happy to see you making
the worst decision of your life!

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Hello.

56
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Oh. Oh, my. What's this, a proposal?

57
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Uh, a proposal

58
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To her?

59
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Are you kidding me?

60
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Yeah, I mean we're just teenagers.

61
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You know, barely more than children.
Practically babies.

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Getting married would be about the
dumbest thing we could do, right Jake?

63
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Uh, well I don't know
if I'd call it dumb.

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Oh really?
What would you call it?

65
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Stupid? Idiotic? Irresponsible?

66
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Yeah, I'm good with all those.

67
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Oh, good. The lobby.

68
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Uh, uh, no,
no, it's the nineteenth floor.

69
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Uh, close enough.

70
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I'll take my chances with the stairs.

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Look, I know it's sudden,

72
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but I love Traci and
I want to be with her forever.

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Jake, you barely know her.

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You barely know yourself. We're
talking about a lifetime commitment.

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You change your phone
plans every six weeks.

76
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That's because a new one
comes along that I like better.

77
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Well then why be stuck with the same
phone plan for the rest of your life?

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If you and Traci
really love each other,

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you guys will still feel
that way in a couple years.

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Han, Han, Han, Han,
Han, Han, Han, Han, Han, Han, Han.

81
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She just saw your concert.

82
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Oh, yeah.

83
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Would you please sign her program?

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Sure, what's your name, babe?

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Ti-Ti-Ti-T-T--

86
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-It's Tiffany.
-Okay.

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Dear Tiffany, never make
the mistake of marrying too young.

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Surveys show that teen marriages are more
likely to end in the tragedy of divorce!

89
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Never let one impulsive decision
haunt you until the day you die!

90
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Love always, Hannah.
There you go, sweetie.

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All I wanted was "rock on."

92
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Sh.

93
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Hey, how about that?

94
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Neither one of us of
us want advice from you.

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I'm out of here.

96
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No, you're not!

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Hey, everybody! It's Hannah Montana!

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Hey, everybody, there's Jake Ryan!

99
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Why do I have to be more famous?

100
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So Allison, what made you
decide to give me a second chance?

101
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Was it my sense of humor,
my charm, my constant begging?

102
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Oh, wait a minute. We went out before?

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No.

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Hey-o!

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Oh.

106
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Jackson,
what are you doing on the floor?

107
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There's a lovely young lady here.

108
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I'm guessing you're either
lost or on some sort of pity date.

109
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Who is he?

110
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm being rude.

111
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Uh, Allison,
I'd like you to meet Rico.

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Rico, I'd like you to meet the door.

113
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Remember when I said
I was opening Camp Rico?

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And you said if the brats ever
got bored I could bring them here.

116
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I never said that.

117
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Well it's your word against mine.
Come on in, kids!

118
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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Meet Uncle Jackson,
master of magic and balloon animals!

120
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Yay!

121
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
There's no way.

122
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Save your breath.

123
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Kid number three wants an octopus.

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Me first!

125
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No, me first!

126
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No, no, no. Me first!

127
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Sorry, kids,
but these lips got other plans.

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Ew!

129
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Yeah.

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Fine. I guess we'll
go back to the beach.

131
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But it's raining.

132
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Aw.

133
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Be brave, little one. Be brave.

134
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Come on, Jackson, I don't mind. I
love kids. Let's-Let's let them stay.

135
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Let them stay! Let them stay!
Let them stay! Let them stay!

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Okay fine, you can stay.

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-Yeah! Yay!
-I love kids, too.

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Yay.

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Dude, you totally planned this.

140
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Please. I can't control the weather.

141
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Or can I? Mwah-ha-ha-ha.

142
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Hi, Jakey. It's me, Traci.

143
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Oh.

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-Miley, what are you doing?
-Sh!

145
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Hi Trace. What's up?

146
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Um, I've been thinking
about it and we are too young,

147
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so I won't be marrying you tomorrow.

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Oh, and if you see me anywhere
in the hotel, don't talk to me,

149
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I hate you.

150
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All right, if that's the way you feel.

151
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Bye, Miley.

152
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Bye, Jake.

153
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Dang it! How did he know it was me?

154
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Well, he's either: A) telepathic,
B) a witch, or C) aller ID.

155
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I'll go with witch;
it makes me look less stupid.

156
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No, not really.

157
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Okay, I left messages for
both Jake and Traci's folks.

158
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Now don't worry,
once they call me back,

159
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I'm going to straighten out this
whole mess. It's all going to be fine.

160
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Then why are you sweating more than Uncle
Earl on back waxing Wednesday? Yow!

161
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Oh, come on, Miley,
it's not that-- Oh, it just hit me.

162
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I'm sorry,
honey, I just can't help it.

163
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I mean what if it was
you making a mistake like this?

164
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Sacrificing your independence.

165
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Tying yourself down

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before you've even had a chance
to explore the rest of the world.

167
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Throwing away the rest of your life
before you've even started living it.

168
00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:04,785
Why would you do this to me?

169
00:09:04,865 --> 00:09:06,826
Why would you do it, darlin'? Why?

170
00:09:07,284 --> 00:09:10,709
Don't worry, Daddy, I'm not getting
married until I'm at least twenty-five.

171
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Whew.

172
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Thirty.

173
00:09:14,273 --> 00:09:14,974
Forty. Eighty.

174
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Dad, I want to walk down the aisle,
not be wheeled down it.

175
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I'm sorry, honey.
I just want you to make good choices.

176
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Oh. Okay.

177
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And right now I choose
to breathe through my mouth

178
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until you get your stinky
pits out of my smell zone.

179
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Is that your loving way of
telling me I need to go take a shower?

180
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Yes, please. And feel free to use
the whole little bar of hotel soap.

181
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Okeydokey.

182
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Wow, I haven't held my
breath that long since birth.

183
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-Eep!
-Traci!

184
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Well, Hannah, I just talked
to Jake and thanks to you,

185
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I will not be wearing this
fabulous wedding dress tomorrow.

186
00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:59,541
Oh really! I mean, really?

187
00:10:00,128 --> 00:10:02,723
Yes, because we're
getting married tonight!

188
00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,297
What?

189
00:10:03,498 --> 00:10:04,280
What?

190
00:10:05,214 --> 00:10:07,352
That's right. In a matter of minutes,

191
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:13,413
I'm going to be Mrs. Jake Ryan. Ciao.

192
00:10:14,997 --> 00:10:17,176
I'm sorry,
Traci, I can't let you do this.

193
00:10:18,649 --> 00:10:20,414
Hurry, help me!

194
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:23,796
Grab it.

195
00:10:27,948 --> 00:10:30,820
-Traci! What--
-Jakey, helpy, grabby!

196
00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:31,464
Oh.

197
00:10:32,225 --> 00:10:33,048
Whoa!

198
00:10:33,498 --> 00:10:34,196
Ah!

199
00:10:37,691 --> 00:10:39,047
What is she, part sled dog?

200
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:40,833
Come on.

201
00:10:43,580 --> 00:10:44,465
Whoa. Oh.

202
00:10:45,828 --> 00:10:48,194
I broke a nail. Now it's personal.

203
00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,603
Stop!

204
00:11:01,512 --> 00:11:02,730
We're still expecting a gift.

205
00:11:02,810 --> 00:11:04,480
Something returnable, please!

206
00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:09,082
Well, I guess that's it.

207
00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:12,085
No. I'm not going to let him do this.

208
00:11:13,227 --> 00:11:15,309
Dad. He's the only
one that can stop it.

209
00:11:15,389 --> 00:11:16,091
Okay.

210
00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:19,018
-Whoops!
-I know!

211
00:11:19,592 --> 00:11:20,547
Whoa.

212
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,597
Where's your key?
In there! Smooth move!

213
00:11:28,662 --> 00:11:29,859
Dad!

214
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,013
-Dad!
-Hotel shampoo smells real good

215
00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:38,796
-Oh the doo dah day
-Dad!

216
00:11:39,918 --> 00:11:40,983
Dad!

217
00:11:44,027 --> 00:11:46,740
Great, he's going to lather,
rinse and repeat.

218
00:11:47,225 --> 00:11:49,909
Dang that hair-loving hillbilly!
Come on!

219
00:11:56,809 --> 00:11:58,040
Come on, come on, come on.

220
00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,638
-No time. Stairs.
-Okay.

221
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,261
Lola!

222
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:12,452
And now, with the power vested
in me by the state of Nevada---

223
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:15,178
Stop the wedding! They're too young!

224
00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:18,042
My bad. Oopsies.

225
00:12:18,685 --> 00:12:22,235
Don't make eye contact,
that's the wacko from the elevator.

226
00:12:22,449 --> 00:12:26,573
Oh, so sorry to barge in, but you know,
it really is a great story to tell the kids.

227
00:12:26,653 --> 00:12:29,098
No pressure or anything.
Pets like a good story, too!

228
00:12:29,693 --> 00:12:30,696
Wacko!

229
00:12:31,561 --> 00:12:36,687
Hey, congratulations.
Eighty's the new seventy-five.

230
00:12:38,514 --> 00:12:41,081
Wait a minute, you're Hannah Montana.

231
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,648
Oh, do my nieces love youse!

232
00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:44,589
Yeah, great, thanks.

233
00:12:44,669 --> 00:12:47,024
Um, you know anything
about a Jake Ryan wedding?

234
00:12:47,104 --> 00:12:50,640
Well, I know I'm uniting the happy couple
in five minutes for forty-nine-ninety-five.

235
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:55,051
They were too cheap to spend the extra
five on the Al Blaine arrow of love.

236
00:12:58,348 --> 00:13:01,096
Marie! We're going
to need another dove!

237
00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:06,225
The other Vegas cupids,
you know, they don't got these.

238
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:08,672
There's more of them?

239
00:13:08,752 --> 00:13:11,301
Well, I know where I'll
be coming for my wedding!

240
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,892
So, where is the happy couple?

241
00:13:13,065 --> 00:13:14,198
They're right through that door,

242
00:13:14,278 --> 00:13:16,533
which is why youse
is going through that door.

243
00:13:16,659 --> 00:13:18,741
-Oh, see you don't understand. This is my ex--
-Sorry. No, no, no.

244
00:13:18,821 --> 00:13:20,587
Specific instructions of the bride.

245
00:13:20,864 --> 00:13:22,400
Who, by the way has a
voice that goes through you

246
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,275
like my Aunt Rosa's
day-old tuna casserole.

247
00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:25,333
Whoo!

248
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,405
Now if you'll excuse me, Cupid
needs to use the little angel's room.

249
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,477
-Thank you.
-Oh, oh.

250
00:13:29,557 --> 00:13:31,491
You said your nieces are fans, right?

251
00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:32,411
Fans?

252
00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:34,106
Forget about it!

253
00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:36,999
Lola, go bang on the
door until you get my dad.

254
00:13:37,079 --> 00:13:37,954
I'll stall the wedding.

255
00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:39,150
-Okay.
-Go.

256
00:13:39,967 --> 00:13:43,129
So, Cupe, baby.

257
00:13:43,717 --> 00:13:46,831
How would your nieces like
to see the concert from the front row?

258
00:13:47,299 --> 00:13:47,744
Oh!

259
00:13:47,824 --> 00:13:48,602
Oh!

260
00:13:56,143 --> 00:13:58,606
Go ahead, pull it if you want.

261
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:01,567
We Latins have roots of steel.

262
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,287
What a cutie you are.

263
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:07,104
I know. And I'm rich, too.

264
00:14:08,142 --> 00:14:09,913
It's almost not fair.

265
00:14:11,754 --> 00:14:15,863
I'm so glad we let them stay, Jackson.
Isn't this fun?

266
00:14:18,645 --> 00:14:20,250
I'm sorry did you say something?

267
00:14:20,617 --> 00:14:23,309
I can't hear anything over
the blood pounding in my ears.

268
00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:25,785
Here you go, kid.

269
00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:28,034
But I wanted a giraffe!

270
00:14:28,358 --> 00:14:30,968
Hey, tonight's not going
the way I planned either.

271
00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:33,126
Enjoy your worm.

272
00:14:34,512 --> 00:14:35,707
I don't want a worm.

273
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,412
Well, then it's a sword.

274
00:14:38,980 --> 00:14:41,083
Cool. Let's get him!

275
00:14:41,163 --> 00:14:42,578
Yeah!

276
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:46,736
Oops.

277
00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:55,128
I'm scared.

278
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:59,640
But it's just a movie about
a mermaid and her friends.

279
00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:03,395
I know, but the
singing crab scares me.

280
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,699
Oh, oh, it's okay.

281
00:15:10,563 --> 00:15:13,421
Don't let us touch the floor!
It's made of lava!

282
00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:14,445
I know.

283
00:15:15,352 --> 00:15:16,258
Down in front!

284
00:15:16,404 --> 00:15:19,877
No problem. Oh!

285
00:15:22,976 --> 00:15:24,228
What a wimp!

286
00:15:24,308 --> 00:15:26,573
Want me to call you a wambulance?

287
00:15:28,074 --> 00:15:31,644
Hey, hey guys, guess what?
I-I think the rain stopped.

288
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:34,087
You kids can totally
go back to the beach now.

289
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:38,176
Yippee! Come on, let's go! Yay!

290
00:15:44,907 --> 00:15:47,778
It's barely a trickle! Come on!

291
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:05,719
Where's the lovely couple?

292
00:16:05,933 --> 00:16:08,258
Yo, Cupid. Over here.

293
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:14,084
Oh, there they are. And here I am.

294
00:16:16,858 --> 00:16:18,297
Little help here.

295
00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:26,537
Oh, thank you.

296
00:16:27,969 --> 00:16:29,698
Can we move on with it please?

297
00:16:29,831 --> 00:16:32,825
Ooh, someone's a naggy Nelly.

298
00:16:33,671 --> 00:16:36,660
Fifty years with that voice,
I'm just saying.

299
00:16:37,415 --> 00:16:39,745
Please, we just want to get married.

300
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,327
We don't want to miss
the late show with Carrot Top.

301
00:16:42,407 --> 00:16:45,212
Oh, you got me tickets to Carrot Top!

302
00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:46,638
Surprise!

303
00:16:46,718 --> 00:16:49,619
Oh, you two are so cute.

304
00:16:49,699 --> 00:16:51,778
And so very young.

305
00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:57,444
So very, very, very, very...

306
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:02,765
Mr. Stewart! Mr. Stewart!

307
00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:05,457
Very, very, very--

308
00:17:05,537 --> 00:17:08,528
Young. We get it.
Can we get married now?

309
00:17:09,851 --> 00:17:15,330
Oh, of course.
Of course. Of course. Of course.

310
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,437
Of course.

311
00:17:18,679 --> 00:17:20,250
Of course. Of course.

312
00:17:20,851 --> 00:17:22,352
I love the shower man

313
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,840
-And that's a fact
-Mr. Stewart!

314
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,237
-Bow, bow, bow
-Mr. Stewart!

315
00:17:25,317 --> 00:17:28,095
-Now it's time to scrub my Hairy back
-Mr. Stewart!

316
00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:29,132
Ow!

317
00:17:29,212 --> 00:17:32,862
Of course. Of course. Of course.

318
00:17:32,942 --> 00:17:35,041
Oh, this is agonizing.

319
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,100
Ooh, speaking of agonizing.

320
00:17:38,446 --> 00:17:40,570
That voice, I'm just saying.

321
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:42,874
I happen to love her voice.

322
00:17:43,205 --> 00:17:44,029
Really?

323
00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:45,813
Eh.

324
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:51,218
That's it! We don't need you,
this city is crawling with Cupids.

325
00:17:51,384 --> 00:17:53,058
You're not going anywhere!

326
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,677
Say hello to my little friend.

327
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,181
Um, ow?

328
00:18:03,506 --> 00:18:06,786
Oh, give it up, stupid cupid.

329
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,120
Fifty years with that voice!

330
00:18:14,222 --> 00:18:18,263
I'm just saying.

331
00:18:18,629 --> 00:18:19,923
Whoa.

332
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,687
I can't let you guys do this.

333
00:18:22,256 --> 00:18:23,292
Hannah?

334
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,364
You've got to listen to me, this
is the biggest mistake of your life!

335
00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:29,698
Okay.

336
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:31,801
Okay?

337
00:18:33,787 --> 00:18:34,832
Gotcha.

338
00:18:35,821 --> 00:18:36,596
Oh no.

339
00:18:37,656 --> 00:18:43,730
That's right, Hannah Montana,
you were this week's victim on Gotcha!

340
00:18:45,101 --> 00:18:48,221
Oh no. Whoa, whoa.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Stop the wedding.

341
00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:50,013
Little late there, Daddy.

342
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,421
Hey!

343
00:18:52,829 --> 00:18:54,199
Who's getting Gotcha'd?

344
00:18:56,586 --> 00:18:57,735
Oh.

345
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:00,447
Got to go.

346
00:19:01,236 --> 00:19:03,879
I'm with you, wait up.
Uh, love your show.

347
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,600
I cannot believe you did this to me.

348
00:19:16,341 --> 00:19:19,538
Look, I-I'm sorry. We-We
figured you'd just run in yelling,

349
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,485
"Hey, stop the wedding!"
Nobody thought you'd

350
00:19:22,789 --> 00:19:25,474
you know,
where this fat suit and sprout wings.

351
00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:29,294
You know, maybe this is a joke to you,
but I was really worried.

352
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:30,733
You were, weren't you?

353
00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:32,199
Of course I was, you big dummy.

354
00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:35,853
You're one of my best friends.
I really care about you.

355
00:19:36,365 --> 00:19:37,278
I am?

356
00:19:37,666 --> 00:19:38,967
Like one of those best friends

357
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,914
you can't stay mad at
even when they really mess up?

358
00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:44,239
Yes.

359
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:47,643
Okay, well then stop hitting me.

360
00:19:47,864 --> 00:19:49,912
Okay. Now I'm good.

361
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:53,095
I really am sorry.

362
00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:56,900
I just didn't realize,
you know, you were still so into me.

363
00:19:58,117 --> 00:19:59,598
You did not just go there.

364
00:20:00,602 --> 00:20:02,996
Oh, come on, you're telling me

365
00:20:03,196 --> 00:20:06,165
that that was all about
me and Traci being too young,

366
00:20:06,635 --> 00:20:08,080
nothing about you and me?

367
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,772
Look, Jake,

368
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,501
I know we had a thing once,
but it is over. I'm done.

369
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,569
Moved on. I feel nothing.

370
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,617
Good, because I feel
less than nothing.

371
00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:21,648
Oh good because if you dug under
the less than nothing that you feel,

372
00:20:21,728 --> 00:20:22,499
you'd get what I feel!

373
00:20:22,579 --> 00:20:24,325
But you wouldn't feel anything
because I feel nothing.

374
00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:25,001
Oh yeah?

375
00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:26,747
Yeah and I'll prove it to you.

376
00:20:28,671 --> 00:20:30,476
There. Like kissing a catfish.

377
00:20:31,010 --> 00:20:34,553
A dead cold catfish with slimy lips.

378
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,082
Whoa.

379
00:20:40,788 --> 00:20:41,542
Whoa.

380
00:20:51,691 --> 00:20:55,649
Stupid Rico. Whiny brats.

381
00:20:56,175 --> 00:20:59,469
"Kid number three needs
to go number two, Jackson.

382
00:21:00,602 --> 00:21:02,362
Just-Just show him to the bathroom,

383
00:21:02,442 --> 00:21:04,037
I'll take care of your lady."

384
00:21:04,245 --> 00:21:07,040
Mwa-ha-ha-ha--Hi Allison.

385
00:21:07,863 --> 00:21:11,814
Hey. You know,
things got so crazy last night,

386
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,706
I didn't get a chance to say
how great you were with the kids.

387
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,105
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.

388
00:21:16,185 --> 00:21:17,965
Well I just,
uh, I love the little critters.

389
00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:20,352
They're just-- They're so cute.

390
00:21:20,601 --> 00:21:22,144
Well, I just wanted to thank you.

391
00:21:22,224 --> 00:21:26,178
I mean, it wasn't exactly a date,
but I had a lot of fun.

392
00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:28,004
-Really?
-Yeah.

393
00:21:28,295 --> 00:21:30,453
Well, you know,
we were sort of in the middle

394
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,730
of something before we
were so rudely interrupted.

395
00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:33,899
Oh we were?

396
00:21:34,349 --> 00:21:36,321
You're going to have to jog my memory.

397
00:21:41,289 --> 00:21:42,936
-Sorry, I just uh--
-No.

398
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:45,198
A-Are you getting sick?

399
00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:46,859
No, no. I always
sneeze when I'm happy.

400
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:47,703
Oh.

401
00:21:50,665 --> 00:21:51,633
And I cough too.

402
00:21:51,713 --> 00:21:53,156
Okay, you're getting sick.

403
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:54,173
You know what?

404
00:21:54,253 --> 00:21:55,490
Maybe we should do this another time.

405
00:21:55,570 --> 00:21:56,864
No, no, no. Wait.

406
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,642
I think i'm feeling better.

407
00:22:05,395 --> 00:22:07,297
But it's a cute

408
00:22:07,377 --> 00:22:09,006
right? Right?

409
00:22:18,022 --> 00:22:21,538
Rico!