1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,360 Enough already. 2 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:10,960 Miley, honey. 3 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,960 I know it's hard being around people in love. 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:16,400 You're being so tragically alone and all but 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,320 let's try not to be bitter, OK. 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,040 I have no problem not having a boyfriend. 7 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,360 Right, it's not like you're gonna turn into 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,120 some old biddy who knits all day 9 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,880 searching for ways to fill her empty social life. 10 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,440 Hey, Christmas will be here before you know it 11 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,440 and Uncle Earl has a thick neck. 12 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,800 Keep your knees up, Wendy. 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,600 Maybe when you're done you can knit yourself a guy. 14 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,040 Keep it up and I'll knit your mouth shut. 15 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,800 OK, alright! 16 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,600 You know what would relief that tension? 17 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:49,880 Love! 18 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,000 I do not need a boyfriend. 19 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,360 Ah, I'm on it. Yo! Single dudes, listen up. 20 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,240 I got a perfectly good girl here 21 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,720 good height-weight ratio not hard to look at, 22 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,960 let's start the bidding at her. 23 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,640 She's got a little temperament issue 24 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,040 but I think the right guy could tame her. 25 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:15,920 Miley, you're blowing the sales pitch. 26 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:16,960 Look, 27 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,600 I love that you guys care 28 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,200 but could you care just a little bit less? 29 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,400 I can get a boyfriend on my own. 30 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,440 Well, you might wanna speed it up 31 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,880 cause you're starting to look a little pathetic. 32 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,880 Oh, I'm sorry he's your boyfriend now, may I? 33 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,920 Oh, just not the face, I love that face. 34 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,480 See, we went to the movies just like 35 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,440 before you two were dating. 36 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,200 I had a great time. 37 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,800 I do not need a boyfriend to be happy. 38 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,080 - Aha. - Right. 39 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,480 Why are there four place settings? 40 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,680 Oh, come on! I told you guys to stop setting me up! 41 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,840 Hey, I'm Tim. You must be Miley? 42 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,920 Then again - a girl's gotta be open to new experiences. 43 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:04,880 Well, hello, Tim. 44 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:06,440 So argh, you went to camp with, with um 45 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,240 Lilly 46 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,080 Right, whatever. 47 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,120 Yeah. Lilly was really one of my only friends there. 48 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,520 I was kinda skinny and nerdy. 49 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,480 Well. The years have certainly been kind to you. 50 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,840 You have the cutest accent. 51 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:27,320 Well fiddledeedee! I do believe I am a blushing. 52 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,280 Oh, oh, let me help you with that. 53 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,400 -Whoa. -I know! 54 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:37,960 Aha. OK, eyes on your own date, Lillypop! 55 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,880 Oh, Olliepop, there's no reason to be jealous. 56 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,160 I'm not jealous. I just... 57 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,640 I just want to see if you guys 58 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,080 take a look at the special board? It's right over there! 59 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,480 Right over that region. 60 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,200 Right over these mountains. 61 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,800 Right here, if you are taking a look. 62 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,680 So, what high school do you go to? 63 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,920 Oh, well, I actually graduated early. 64 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,640 I'll be at UCLA in the fall. 65 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:03,320 Premed. 66 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,200 You're welcome. 67 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,760 Hey. I'll be your waitress - my name is Jenny. 68 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,720 Are you OK? 69 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,280 Yeah! It's just my ex-girlfriends' name was Jenny. 70 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,400 And I haven't heard that name since the breakup. 71 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:24,040 Breakup?! 72 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,200 I didn't know! 73 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:26,680 Whoa! 74 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:30,080 OK. Sorry. Just got... caught off guard there. 75 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,240 Um... shall we order? 76 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,760 So um... how is the Arctic Char dip? 77 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,440 Arctic Char dip? That's Jenny's favorite! 78 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,240 Would you argh... would you like some water? 79 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,160 Jenny loved water! 80 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,520 Oh, sweet niblets! 81 00:04:56,440 --> 00:05:00,000 Ah, balloons with your face on it? I like it. 82 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,120 You know, always wanted to pop you one. 83 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,000 Hey hey hey, those are for advertising. 84 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,560 Well they certainly got my attention 85 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:12,680 I mean look at you 86 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,720 you are just so cute, 87 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,400 I just want to hug you and squeeze you so tight! 88 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,040 Oops! 89 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,800 You just cost youself next Christmas bonus. 90 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,800 I don't even get any Christmas bonus. 91 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,400 Well you do now, and now you don't. 92 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,240 Just pass them out along the beach, 93 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,360 and try to look smarter than the balloon 94 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,760 Fine, anything to get away from you. 95 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,680 Jackson, what are you doing? Get back down here. 96 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,240 Oh, yeah, yeah. It's my fault. 97 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,280 Max, do something. 98 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,520 Eh, grab the blanket. 99 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,880 Hey, Jackson, while you're up there, 100 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,680 yell "eat at Rico's!" 101 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,560 -Rico? -No no no, eat at Rico's. 102 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,600 Ok, ok. 103 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:08,560 A little more to the right, 104 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,320 No no no no, back to the left, 105 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,520 little more, little more, Ok 106 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,440 Jackson, let go! 107 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,640 Hey Traci, the limo just called, 108 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,000 -we'll be in your place in fifteen. -Super. 109 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,600 -Hey, Miley, we have the best... -Shhh. 110 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,520 I'm on the phone with Traci. 111 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,640 Oh. Excuse me, thanks. 112 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:39,680 Hey Traci, it's Lola, just want to say hey and BTW, 113 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:40,840 I hate your outfit. 114 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,760 You can't see my outfit. 115 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,920 Oh, did I say your outfit? I mean it's your face. 116 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,760 -I'm hanging up! -No, you're not. 117 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,560 I love it when you take charge 118 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,960 and cut people off in the middle. 119 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,360 Hush, Oliver! We're here for a reason. 120 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:55,880 Oh, yeah. 121 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,760 First, ewgh! 122 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,800 And second, if the reason is to set me up 123 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,000 on another blind date, forget about it. 124 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,520 We know and we're sorry. We made a mistake... 125 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,920 -We never should've tried to pick a guy for you. -Exactly 126 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,960 From now on, we're gonna let you choose for yourself. 127 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:11,760 Thank you! 128 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,760 That's why this time we bought pictures! 129 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,280 Oh, no. 130 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,920 Bachelor No.1, is a junior in North Lantrity Academy 131 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,280 of varsity baseball player, who loves history... 132 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:23,320 Lilly, stop. 133 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,680 Bachelor No.2, also a junior, 134 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,680 love snow boarding, playing the guitar. -I'm leaving 135 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,240 -Wait, Bachelor No.3. 136 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,360 Oh, forget Oliver, she's gone. 137 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,160 Wow, you cut me and the music off? 138 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,520 Olliepop liky. 139 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,280 -Hannah, kiss kiss. -Traci. 140 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:51,680 Who is this? 141 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,880 Adam, my new beau? Isn't he fabu? 142 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,000 I love the way you say fabu. 143 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,320 I love the way you love the way I say fabu. 144 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,680 Why do couples have to be so annoying. 145 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,080 Fooled ya! 146 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,320 Adam is not my boyfriend. 147 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:12,080 He is an actor I hired to play my boyfriend. 148 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,120 You hired a fake boyfriend? 149 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:19,080 Well actually, I prefer the term, faux beau. 150 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,080 And I know I'm gonna regret this 151 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,920 but what did you need your faux beau fo? 152 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,920 To get my clingy ex-boyfriend off my back 153 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,840 once he gives up, Adam 'moves away'. 154 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,040 But we keep up a long distance relationship, 155 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:38,120 because we are so in love. 156 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,600 Oh my gosh,Traci, that's genius, 157 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,280 so is Adam available to fake date a friend of mine, 158 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,880 who is single by choice, 159 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,320 and wishes her friends would get off her back, 160 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,760 cause she doesn't need a guy to complete her! 161 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,800 She tells me everything. 162 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,120 He's open! He's open! 163 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,440 oh, man, I swear that guy has no hands. 164 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,040 Yeah, sort of know how he feels. 165 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:11,680 Little help here? 166 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,920 Oh, sorry, man. 167 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,960 Go, baby, go, go, go! 168 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,520 -You're a big help, Max. -Hey, man, I'm here for you. 169 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,560 Hey-yo, buddio. 170 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,520 I brought you a little something 171 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,360 they wanted to add balloons, 172 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,840 but I thought it was a bit too soon. 173 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,240 Wow, Rico, thanks. 174 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,080 But you know what would make me feel a lot better? 175 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,640 If you put your face in front of my fist. 176 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,120 You are upset, I understand. 177 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,880 But I bet the nice zesty lemon bar 178 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,120 and the movie about sky diving penguin 179 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,400 would turn that frown upside down. 180 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,920 So you actually think that a stupid cartoon and 181 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,160 some lame lemon bars will make me forgive you? 182 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,280 Thanks to you, for the next six weeks, 183 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,360 I'm gonna need help just to pick my nose. 184 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,040 Don't look at me dude. 185 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,680 -Just go away! -Ok 186 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,640 Not you, you! 187 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,600 But... leave the cart. 188 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,440 Alright alright, I'm going. 189 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,160 But before I do, I want you to know I feel terrible, 190 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,040 I know this can't make up for it, but I hope it will help. 191 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,440 I should just leave this right here. 192 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,440 So you think you can just write a check 193 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,400 and then everything is ok? 194 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,640 I can not be bought, Mr. 195 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:55,360 Not even for fifty thousand dollars? 196 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:57,240 fifty thousand 197 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,160 I was staring at that gorgeous face, 198 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,960 trying to see how I was going to meet him, 199 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,560 when the coffee lady yelled out: 200 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,440 one double decaf soy, no foam, 201 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,600 extra whipped latte with half the cinnamon. 202 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:18,160 It was his, we both reached for it, 203 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,800 but he said don't worry, I will wait. 204 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,440 Oh! 205 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,640 And then he offer to share his low fat apple crumble. 206 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,040 Oh, apple crumble. 207 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,360 I can't wait for you to meet him, you are gonna love him. 208 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,440 Oh, Miley, we are so happy for you, aren't we, Olliepop? 209 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,880 Is the low fat apple crumble 210 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,960 as good as the regular apple crumble? 211 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,360 It's him, I'm so excited. 212 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,960 Oh! Our little girl's found love! 213 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,280 Hi! 214 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,000 Hey, yeah, I can't make it. 215 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,160 Oh you! 216 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:00,800 I will be right back. 217 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,560 Hey, honey 218 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,920 No show faux beau say what? 219 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,280 I'm sorry, but this other friend of mine 220 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,960 is still trying to shake her ex and well, 221 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,360 she needs me tonight 222 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,080 Oh, hang up already! 223 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,200 Sorry, cupcake. 224 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,200 I told you it's buttercup. Read your script! 225 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,800 Look, Don't worry, alright? 226 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,440 I sent my roomie, he knows what to do. 227 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,120 Your roommate? 228 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,480 -Excuse me, Miley? -Aha? 229 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,600 Hey, I'm Ralphie Barboochie. 230 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,400 Your ah, boyfriend for the night. 231 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:35,320 Oh, cheese in biscuits. 232 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,120 Relax, toots, I got this covered. 233 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,080 Hey, plus I got a few extra tricks up my sleeve, 234 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:46,400 speaking of which, I believe this is your watch. 235 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,960 Ha, you gotta love me, right? 236 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,280 Unfortunately, I do. Come on. 237 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,200 So we must have been at the coffee place 238 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,720 for what like four hours. 239 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:04,840 Which reminds me, 240 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,360 do either of you happen to have the correct time? 241 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,000 -Yeah. -Oh, wait, of course you don't, 242 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,720 'cause I got your watches, hahaha 243 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,440 here you go, thank you, thank you. I'm just kidding. 244 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,000 Come on, you gotta love me, right? 245 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,120 Well I know I do. 246 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,280 Oh, wow, Ralphie, 247 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:32,480 -you are nothing like I've imagined. -Not even close. 248 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,400 He certainly is one of a kind. 249 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,480 How did I get so lucky? 250 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,320 Hey, I'm the lucky one here, 251 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,640 Hey, as a matter of fact, I've just made up 252 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,240 a love poem for you, you want to hear it? 253 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,160 -Maybe we can do that... -Roses are red, violets are blue, 254 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:52,400 I got a hot girlfriend, and so do you my friend, pound it. 255 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:56,880 Oh. 256 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,680 See, I can pound the watch. 257 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,600 Ah! Yeah, very clever, 258 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,920 but I got your wallet. Hey, check, please. 259 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,160 I don't know what I did to deserve him. 260 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,520 I honestly don't. 261 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,680 Alright, alright, hey hey, 262 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,640 I was up all night, 263 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,400 trying to figure out what kind of game you're playing, 264 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,720 and I can't, so 265 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,000 what kind of game are you playing? 266 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,760 Yeah, what kind? 267 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,640 There's no game, you got hurt because of me, I feel bad. 268 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:35,240 Stop it, just stop it, you don't feel bad, you are Rico. 269 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,840 Yeah, you are Rico. 270 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,720 What? I'm helping 271 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:40,960 Not really. 272 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,440 And why would you give me more money 273 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,960 than I would ever sue you for? 274 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,920 Unless you're working on some kind of angle? 275 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,440 Yeah, some... Sorry. 276 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:50,640 Cause you're my friend. 277 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,480 No, I'm not. Since the day I met you, 278 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,680 all you've done is torture me. 279 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,040 We had some fun, haven't we? 280 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,080 Fun? You hate me! 281 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,640 You honestly think I spend 282 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,520 that much time on someone I hated? 283 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,560 Jackson, face it, 284 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,600 you're the closest thing of best friend I've got. 285 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,840 How dumb do you think I am? 286 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,320 I take this check to the bank, 287 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,880 I get arrested for forgery, 288 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:21,960 get sent to jail, 289 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,240 and the last word I hear before I go over the river are 290 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,760 Muahahahahah. 291 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,320 Well what has two broken thumbs 292 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,480 and ain't fallen for it? 293 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,280 This guy! 294 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,080 You know who I'm pointing at 295 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,920 I'm gonna tear this thing up. 296 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,720 Max tear this thing up. 297 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,240 -But what if it's real? -Oh it's real. 298 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,040 -It's not real. -It looks real. 299 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,400 -Just rip it up. -Fine. 300 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,240 There, you'll never get the best of me, 301 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,560 Never 302 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,440 -It was real wasn't it? -Totally real, good as cash. 303 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,120 Please! Let me bring him back, 304 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,160 you can write him another. 305 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,120 No, I can only be nice for so long. 306 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,520 You're late, Lilly and Olive gonna be here in any minute. 307 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,760 What did you do to your hair? 308 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,600 Hey, I spiffed up for you. 309 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,680 Yeah, that would explain the catchup. 310 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,600 Hey. So I stuffed a chilli dog on the way over, 311 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:34,200 I can't be Mr wonderful without a little pooch in the pouch. 312 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,520 I can't believe I'm paying for this 313 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,120 Looks like you can afford it. 314 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,960 Haho, nice place! 315 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:45,640 Wow, 316 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,360 is that one of those new wafer-thin computers 317 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,200 that weighs less than a slice of lunch meat? 318 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,480 I don't know, I don't weigh my lunch meat. 319 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,320 Are you sure? 320 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,880 cause this is two-hundred-dollar 321 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,800 digital food scale begs to differ. 322 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,240 Would you please focus? 323 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,440 Lilly and Oliver are gonna be here, 324 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,960 and I need to make sure you got the story... 325 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:06,760 Mmh. 326 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,160 I need to make sure you got the story straight, 327 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,440 Your parents are moving away, 328 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:13,600 but we are gonna keep a long distance relationship, 329 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,600 because we are so in love. 330 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:15,920 Yeah yeah yeah, I got it. I got it. 331 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,520 Hi, guys. 332 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,280 Miley what's the matter? 333 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,200 Ralphie is moving away. 334 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:24,640 What? 335 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,480 His parents are going to England. 336 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:32,280 Oh, wow, what a shame. 337 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,440 Tell me about it, 338 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,400 I don't even know how to speak 'englandish'. 339 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,040 I'm gonna miss that sense of humor so much. 340 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:50,320 Eh, you konw it's eh, whoo, it's gonna be ok 341 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,920 You want to know why? 342 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:55,720 Because my dermatologist has a son, he is so cute. 343 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,760 and might get you a little discount on your stach bleaching. 344 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,360 Thank you, but Ralphie and I are gonna make it work. 345 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,960 We are just gonna have a long distance relationship. 346 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,080 Why? 347 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,320 I mean good for you guys, 348 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,600 that's gonna be great between you guys. 349 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,480 When you find somenthing as special as this, 350 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,800 it's worth holding onto 351 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,960 and not dating other people. 352 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,000 It is worth holding onto. 353 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:26,200 I don't want to say goodbye to you 354 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,400 or my two new wonderful friends 355 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,640 You know what? I'm not moving. 356 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,040 What? 357 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,800 I'm not giving up what we have without a fight, 358 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,600 Look at you, you're a wreck. 359 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,520 No, I'm not, see I'm really. 360 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,440 Yeah, I will pull myself together. 361 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,320 My mascara's not even running, see? 362 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,720 I want you remember me like his, go, 363 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:47,880 go now, go now, Ralphie. 364 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,800 No, no, no, no, no way. 365 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,000 I will go live with my grandma. 366 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,320 -No, you won't! -Sure I will! 367 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,040 Would Romeo leave Juliet? 368 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,480 Would Troy leave Gabriella? 369 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,560 -Would you join me in the kitchen? -OK 370 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:04,920 What are you doing? 371 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,680 I'm not sure I'm ready to give up this relationship. 372 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,640 Please don't say you are falling in love with me. 373 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:12,040 Ha, yeah, right 374 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,680 The only thing I've fall in love 375 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,800 with is this programmable coffee maker 376 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,080 with built-in bean grinder and single cup convenience. 377 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:22,600 You wouldn't! 378 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,240 I bet you want me to go away. 379 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,280 Fine. 380 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,680 Well, as much as I would like to stay, 381 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,520 my grandma just texted me that 382 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,800 the condo didn't accept anyone under seventy five. 383 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:40,080 so sadly, I must be going. 384 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,800 But to remember me by 385 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,200 please take our family coffee maker. 386 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:52,800 Oh, no, no, no, stop, stop it, 387 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,600 she's gonna make me cry, ok. 388 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,880 Go, go quickly, Ralphie. 389 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,600 and remember, wherever you are, my love 390 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,600 and my coffee maker 391 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:04,800 we'll go with you. 392 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,480 -I can't. -Oh, yes you can. 393 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,360 Oh. No, no, no, I can't. 394 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,840 The hole in my heart is too big to be 395 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:16,560 filled by such a small household appliance. 396 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,640 How big is the hole, Ralphie? 397 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,440 I don't know. 398 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,760 About the size that plasma screen TV over there. 399 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,480 I think I got something better, 400 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,200 for you to keep closer to your heart. 401 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:43,840 Ralphie boy, should've stopped with the coffee maker. 402 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:52,800 You know, can't help feeling this is partly our fault. 403 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:53,840 Partly? 404 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,400 Well it's just that we were so happy, 405 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,760 we wanted you to be so happy too. 406 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,640 -I am happy. -Of course you are. 407 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,280 -I am. -Whatever you say. 408 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,280 -Let it go. -Ok. 409 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,280 Look when it's time for me to have a boyfriend, I will. 410 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,320 But for right now, all I need is my best friends. 411 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:21,360 And they're promised to stop trying to set me up 412 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,360 unless you know Robert Pattinson. 413 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,160 Are you kidding? If I knew Robert Pattinson, 414 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,280 I would totally 415 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,280 set you up with him. 416 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,680 Nice save. 417 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,320 Oh, come on, Olliepop, you know you are my guy. 418 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,120 -I'd better be. -You are. 419 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,640 -Ok. -Ok. -Ok. -Ok. 420 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,880 Oh, guys, guys, did I forget to mention? 421 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,080 Blah! 422 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,080 Hey, Miley, Come on, we will go catch a movie. 423 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,560 I think the new Will Smith one starts in like 424 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,440 Why do I keep looking? 425 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,000 Getting a text from Ralphie. 426 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,320 "Look in Oliver's backpocket." 427 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,280 Hey our watches. 428 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,400 Wow, that guy is good. 429 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,800 Hold on, "now check in Lilly's backpocket." 430 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,920 Ewgh!! 431 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,960 Are those Ralphie's? 432 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,160 No, they are mine.