1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:02,040 Hi, I'm Hannah Montana 2 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:03,920 and I am on the set of my new Movie 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,640 "Indiana Joannie and the Curse of the Golden Cobra" 4 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:08,680 coming to a theatre near you this summer. 5 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:10,880 Be there or be cursed. 6 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,080 OW! Dang flabbit! 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,120 Sorry Daddy! 8 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:16,640 Cut! 9 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,360 coming to a theatre near you this summer. 10 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,880 Be there or be cursed... ah 11 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Cut! 12 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,160 Be there or be cursed. 13 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:30,920 Oh yeah! 14 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,080 Hey, I'm back at the house. 15 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,800 Where are you? Call me! 16 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,680 Dad, can you believe this? 17 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:41,560 I've been gone a month 18 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,600 and Lilly and Oliver know I'm coming back today 19 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,040 and nobody is picking up. 20 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,280 How can they be so inconsiderate? 21 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,520 Jee. I have no idea. 22 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:53,560 It's sure not the way I brought you up. 23 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:55,760 I know. 24 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:01,320 Surprise! 25 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,000 Lilly, Oliver. 26 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,840 I thought you forgot about me. 27 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:09,120 Don't anybody worry about helping me get to this door. 28 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:10,880 Ha, I got it. 29 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:15,720 Oh no. Please. Mr. Stewart can we help you with that luggage? 30 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,280 Oh no. Kids, I got it! 31 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,960 Are you sure, sir? It looks awfully heavy? 32 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,680 Oh no y'all just enjoy your visit. 33 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,560 So, how was the Movie? 34 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:29,440 How was Chase Crawford? 35 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,600 Amazing! and AMAA-ZING! 36 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,160 So... eh, what have you guys been up to? 37 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,880 Pff.. Wow, where do we begin? 38 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:38,880 Yeah, eh... 39 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,280 -I mean the beach... -Yeah, the mall... 40 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:41,400 -More beach -More mall... 41 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,240 And that one day, it almost rained! 42 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,080 Oh, but it didn't and I took pictures. Here look. 43 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:45,840 Crazy. 44 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,360 Oh my beach! I missed it. 45 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,960 I even kind of missed Rico's greasy overpriced nachos. 46 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,000 Yeah, well go get changed then we head down 47 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,720 and get sick to our stomachs together. 48 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,520 Yep nothing says welcome home 49 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,120 like a case of explosive nachos-rrhea. 50 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,600 You two are disgusting. 51 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,440 I missed that. 52 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,080 How long you think she is gonna be? 53 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:16,080 Mmmh... I don't know... Ten... fifteen minutes? 54 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,520 You're thinking what I'm thinking? 55 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,680 You know... I still think we should tell Miley. 56 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,080 And I still think she's going to get all wigged out Lillypop. 57 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,280 You're being silly Olliepop 58 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,280 she's gonna be happy that we're dating. 59 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:32,960 Are you kidding? 60 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,560 She's gonna think you've totally lost it. 61 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,600 For the past three years I've been a cross 62 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,840 between your guy friend and a pinata 63 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,920 Yeah, good point. So ah... what do we do? 64 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,520 Well I guess we have to ease her into it... you know. 65 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:06,040 Ah you know sometimes I could say things like... 66 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,320 "oh, doesn't Lilly look cute today?" 67 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,080 and you know another time you could be like 68 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,800 "wow, I've never really noticed it but 69 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,440 Oliver looks like a Greek god." 70 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,600 OK, hang on... 71 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,000 I get cute and you get Greek god? 72 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,080 I need a little bit more help than you. 73 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,640 Oh I love it when you get all humble. 74 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,240 And you know, it's kinda nice that it's our little secret now. 75 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,960 And it's not like she had a problem 76 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,240 keeping her Hannah secret from us. 77 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,720 Yeah, exactly. OK. 78 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,920 So now it's our turn. 79 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,200 -Yeah! -Oh yeah! 80 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,600 I love it when you 'oh yeah'! 81 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,360 -Oh yeah! -Oh! 82 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:51,040 Eh... Yes... Eh... that sounds delightfully doable 83 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,160 and splendily splendacious... 84 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:56,440 Thank you! 85 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:58,360 YES! 86 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,000 Son, if that's a girl and she 87 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,360 still wants to date you after that 88 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,920 then I'm guessing she's not too stupendidly smartacious. 89 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,120 For your information, that happened to be 90 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:10,800 the state college of Santa Barbara 91 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,960 setting up an interview with moi. 92 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,760 Moi, moi, moi, moi, moi. 93 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,880 I'd be a lot happier for you if 94 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,920 you haven't just crashed moi sandwich. 95 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,680 Sorry, dad. 96 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,760 Huh? All better, 97 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,600 see that's the sort of quick thinking that's gonna 98 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,800 get me into the state college of Santa Barbara 99 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,800 or as I like to call it Santa Babe-brah. 100 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,120 Use that terminology during the interview 101 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,960 and the only place you're gonna be going 102 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,960 is "Santa Living home till you're fourty-ah!" 103 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,600 Don't worry Dad. I mean 104 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,480 sure I'm not good at the whole academics thing 105 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,440 but face to face, I am unbeatable. 106 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:54,920 Lets pretend you are the interviewer. 107 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,920 Ask me why my grades have been... 108 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,080 eh... what's, what's the word? 109 00:05:59,400 --> 00:05:59,800 Rotten? 110 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,480 Miserable? Embarrassing? 111 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,200 I said word. Nobody likes to show off. 112 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,720 Look, to continue this will be my answer: 113 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,680 "Eh, surely my grades could have been better. 114 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,640 But that would have meant spending more time studying 115 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:19,960 and less time running 'Jackson's kids', 116 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,360 my charity for little ones 117 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,640 who can't help themselves" 118 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,360 So in other words, you're gonna lie. 119 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,480 Like you on that couch 120 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,200 during a Beverly Hillbillies marathon. 121 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,560 I'm gonna say this one time. 122 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:35,160 That darn show was an American classic. 123 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,520 That's it? No big lecture about "how 124 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:43,200 lying is bad" or "I'm only cheating myself?" 125 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,440 Oh son, when you go away to college 126 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:50,040 I'm not gonna be there to tell you what's right and wrong. 127 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,880 You're gonna have to make those decisions for yourself. 128 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,960 And you know what? I trust you to make the right ones, 129 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,080 the ones that make your daddy proud. 130 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,720 I love you, boy. 131 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,400 I love you, boy. Blak! 132 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,760 Come on, you're not gonna fall 133 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,200 for that guilt garbage, are you? 134 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,680 But he's your daddy. 135 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,520 You don't want to break his heart, do you? 136 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,280 Oh, come on, you're gonna listen to the guy that can't 137 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,680 even remember to pull up his zipper? 138 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,960 Made you look, he he! 139 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,520 See? He's an idiot. 140 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,800 You know what you gotta do! 141 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,000 Just do it. Do it! 142 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,440 Hey! They put onions on my burger! 143 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:54,160 You know, it's how I would've been in the good old days 144 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,160 but nope eh, 145 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,960 no more wigged out for me. 146 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,000 Really mature since the movie... 147 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,400 Oh my gosh it's Brad Pitt! 148 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,320 Oh, where, where? 149 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,040 No, no just a Golden Retreiver on the hind legs sorry. 150 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,960 Anyhoo, since my wigout days are over 151 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:12,800 anything you wanna tell me 152 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:15,480 girl to girl, best friend to best friend? 153 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,600 Ah... Hey look Oliver is here with the drinks, 154 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,040 boy have we missed you. 155 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,680 Oh right. You know what? 156 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,200 I forgot straws. 157 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,840 No no no, we don't need straws. 158 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:28,720 Arrr. Oliver you are so considerate, isn't he considerate? 159 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,120 And he is cute, too. 160 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:30,880 What? 161 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,440 Yeah, you know being gone really opened my eyes. 162 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,120 You are one cutie patootie. 163 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,560 And you're no slouch either. 164 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:43,040 You know what? You... you guys should date... 165 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,800 and then not tell me about it. 166 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,360 I think she knows. 167 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,480 How did you find out? 168 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,800 Maybe the next time you guys wanna keep a secret from me, 169 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,720 y'all shouldn't have a spit-swap in 170 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,600 the middle of my living room, Lilly-Pop. 171 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,480 You see I told you she'd freak! 172 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,360 I'm only freaking because you guys didn't tell me. 173 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,040 I'm happy for you. 174 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,640 Oh I knew you would be. See I told you. 175 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,320 -She told me. She did. -I did. I tell him. 176 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,280 So um... how did it happen? 177 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,760 OK well... we were at a beach party. 178 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,760 Yeah. And uh... Nose Whistle Wallie was 179 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,800 going to ask her to slow-dance. 180 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,840 Yeah. So I grabbed Oliver before he could and 181 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:29,400 you know it was just... the way my head fit into his neck... 182 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,720 You know ah... her head smelt like apples. 183 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:35,680 I like apples. 184 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,240 Oh, so that means... whatever song you guys danced to... 185 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,480 that's your song. What was it? 186 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,560 -It was Radiohead. -It was Coldplay. 187 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:49,720 Ah... Oliver. It was Radiohead. 188 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:54,320 Eh.. Lilly... it was definitely Coldplay. 189 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,600 I think I would remember. 190 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,960 I mean Radiohead is my favorite band. 191 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,280 You know guys, it really doesn't matter. 192 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,040 The main thing is that you guys are together. 193 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,400 Yeah, hold on two seconds. 194 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:11,360 Ah so, seriously you think Radiohead is better than Coldplay? 195 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,640 Radioplay, Coldhead. 196 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,080 The main thing is you guys are together. Right? 197 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,680 So, where was your first date? 198 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,240 -I took her to the movies. -We went ice-skating! 199 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,200 Did I say first date? I meant second. 200 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,480 I cannot believe you don't remember our first date! 201 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,760 I can't believe you think Radiohead is better than Coldplay! 202 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,480 OK. Whatever you like, 12, let it go! 203 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,440 Well excuse me for having an opinion. 204 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,280 Yes, dear. Whatever you say, dear. 205 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,280 Look. I'm sorry I bought it up. Who cares! 206 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,760 You know what if you like Coldplay so much. 207 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,840 They should be your girlfriend 208 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,040 and you can take them skating. 209 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,360 And then not remember it! 210 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,960 Take them skating and not remember it? 211 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,560 You know what? Who's twelve now! 212 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,120 I'm still yet. 213 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,760 Miley, would you please tell that one to grow up! 214 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:03,120 That one? Wait, you forget my name now too! 215 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,160 Come on, Miley. Let's go... 216 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,240 No, I'm not going anywhere. 217 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,400 Yeah, she's not going anywhere 218 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,280 cause you're obviously wrong! 219 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,160 I'll tell you what's wrong. When I picked you as a boyfriend. 220 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,400 -Oh. -You guys 221 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,800 please stop fighting this is ridiculous! 222 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,680 You know the sooner we just 223 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:16,840 laugh about it and move on the better. 224 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:17,520 I'll start. 225 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,840 You remember that time that you... 226 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,080 Nothing! 227 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,280 Alright, look. How about this. How about we um... 228 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,760 recapture you know the moment of your first dance. 229 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:34,160 You know snuggle, put your apples... 230 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,960 No, forget it, OK? I'm outta here. 231 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,640 Yeah, not before I am. 232 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,960 All right! You guys are gonna get halfway home 233 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,240 and realize how ridiculous this is! 234 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,360 And when you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 235 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,520 Right here! 236 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,960 Honey, it's almost midnight. I don't think they'll be... 237 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,080 They'll be back! 238 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,360 This is ridiculous! 239 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,800 They haven't talked in three days 240 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,720 and they keep asking me to pick a side! 241 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,400 -Well, I'm just... -Freeze! 242 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,080 Go ahead. 243 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,400 I'm not gonna do it! 244 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,920 Darling, I'm happy to feel your pain... 245 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,360 I'm just glad my BLT didn't have to! 246 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:28,040 BLT! See that's exactly what I'm talking about! 247 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,920 The three of us were a classic combination 248 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,000 but then, the lettuce decided... 249 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,640 oh, I'm gonna go off I'm gonna go off and do a movie. 250 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,000 buh-bye lettuce! 251 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,480 And the bacon and the tomato decided they should be together 252 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,400 Oh, I love you bacon pop! Yeah, I love you tomato pop! 253 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:47,200 And then, the lettuce decided to finally come back home 254 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,560 and they start arguing! 255 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,040 Oh, bacon! Oh, tomato! Oh, no no no! 256 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,160 And then I, the lettuce, I'm the lettuce I get in the middle! 257 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,840 You know what I'm saying. I say don't fight! 258 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,200 Don't fight! Don't fight! 259 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:00,840 And now what have we got? 260 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,680 Same thing I had last time. 261 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,640 A real ugly looking sandwich. 262 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,040 Exactly. 263 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,320 Now, honey, listen. 264 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,480 I'll admit they're being a little bit stubborn. 265 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,160 But sometimes you've just got to be patient... 266 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,720 let people work out their problems. 267 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,160 Dad, when have I ever done that? 268 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,120 Mr. Stewart? Katherine York. 269 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,400 Oh, from the State College of Santa Babe-ra? Barbara! 270 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,880 I don't know why I said that. It's not like 271 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,720 I've ever heard my son ever say anything like that because 272 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,560 he's very very serious about Santa Babe-ra. Barbara! 273 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,840 It's OK, Mr. Stewart. 274 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,120 A lot of parents are nervous at 275 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,120 the beginning of the interview. 276 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,400 But let me assure you by the end... 277 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,160 it's much worse. 278 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:54,920 I'm kidding! No, it'll be fine. 279 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,840 Well, listen, I feel a lot better now and 280 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,000 thank you so much for coming out here it's... 281 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,360 Aren't you forgetting something? 282 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,920 About eighteen... male... probably calls you 'dad'. 283 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,760 -Oh! The boy! -Yeah! 284 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,560 Yeah, the boy. Let me just go and get him. OK. 285 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,360 Jackson! 286 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,640 Come on in. 287 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:16,040 Now! 288 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,440 -Hi. -Hi. 289 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,240 I'm Jackson. 290 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,840 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 291 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,560 First I just want to say thank you so much 292 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,880 for driving all the way down from Santa Barbara. 293 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,440 Babe-ra! Oh, sweet niblets! 294 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,680 Hey, Jackson! 295 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,560 We've been collecting trash off the beach. 296 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,760 Just like you taught us. 297 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,320 And now we're gonna separate papers and plastics. 298 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,280 That's great, guys. 299 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,920 Hey, after my interview, we'll go over 300 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,480 earthquake preparedness and CPR! 301 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,040 Yeah! 302 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,640 Now run along guys. Come on. 303 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,600 See. That's what it is all about. 304 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,400 Helping shape tomorrow's future today. 305 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,640 Now I may not have an A in Science. 306 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,600 But I have an A where it counts. 307 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,080 In here. 308 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,640 It's very altruistic of you. 309 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,160 Aha. 310 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,240 Mrs. York. Why don't you make yourself comfortable 311 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,040 and Jackson 312 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,200 if I could just speak with you over here for a moment. 313 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,000 Just me and you. 314 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,080 Of course, father. 315 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,840 Respect for the wisdom and council of those who love us. 316 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,440 A lesson I'd try to teach my kids. 317 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,920 Look, Dad, I know you want me to tell the truth 318 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,560 but you also want me to get into college. 319 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,000 It's time to make a choice! 320 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,680 Well it's pretty obvious you've already made yours! 321 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,880 Now I'm just gonna say this one time. 322 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,880 Your mother would not be very proud of you today. 323 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,280 Oh! The mom card! 324 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,080 Oh, that's low. 325 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,600 Well if you're going to play hard ball so am I. 326 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,920 Good luck with the interview, son. 327 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,160 So eh, where were we? 328 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,720 Well, Jackson why don't you tell me a little bit more 329 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,480 about the work you do with the Youth of Tomorrow. 330 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,160 Yes, my work! Argh... 331 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,000 where do I begin? 332 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,560 I think the first thing you should know is... 333 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,520 argh... 334 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,920 the first thing you should know is... 335 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,760 the truth. 336 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,960 I am a lazy... lying underachiever. 337 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,040 I hired those kids. I don't know CPR! 338 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,680 And if there was an earthquake right now... 339 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,920 I'd probably use your body 340 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,680 to shield myself from falling debree. 341 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,960 He would too! 342 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,960 I mean he'd probably feel bad about it later... 343 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,800 but he's telling you the truth. 344 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,120 And I have never been so proud of you, son. 345 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,240 You know, Jackson, 346 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:47,480 you are the most honest young man I have ever interviewed. 347 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,720 And that is a very impressive quality. 348 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,040 So I've still got a shot? 349 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:56,960 Honestly... one in ten thousand. 350 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,200 Yes! 351 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,920 One in ten thousand, baby. Whoa! 352 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,120 He's not that good at math either. 353 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,200 OK, fine! You don't get any of my nachos! 354 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,560 Can you believe him trying to bribe you with nachos? 355 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,160 By the way, I saved you my curly fries 356 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,880 because I know they're your favorites 357 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,240 just like I am. I'm her favorite! 358 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,000 Whoa! 359 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,760 Lilly, no need to rub it in. We're above that. 360 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,480 -No, we're not! -Lilly! 361 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,120 Fine. But only because you chose me. 362 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,960 And I'm also choosing you to come and 363 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,280 see the very first rough cut of Indianna Joannie. 364 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,880 No way! That's going to be great! 365 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,560 I know. But argh... 366 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,960 I should probably go tell Oliver why I chose you. 367 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,440 He at least deserves that right? 368 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,040 Y'OK. But... 369 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,080 while you're over there, can you give him a message for me? 370 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,120 I'm not going to tell him he is eventually going to die, sad 371 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,560 and alone, calling out your name. 372 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,520 Well then never mind. 373 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,680 Hey, Max. 374 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,600 I'll give you ten bucks to go tell Lilly that 375 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,120 she just got voted girl with the ugliest ears 376 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,720 in all Seaview High history. 377 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,760 Give me twenty and I'll tell her se has a squeaky voice too! 378 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,080 Oh, what the heck! 379 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:23,520 Hey. 380 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,280 You're not getting any of my nachos traitor. 381 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,280 I am not a traitor! I chose you. 382 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,240 Then why were you talking to Lilly? 383 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:37,360 Because I mean I had to tell her why I chose you. 384 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,080 She at least deserves that. 385 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,000 Really? 386 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,880 Yeah. I mean. Look at her. 387 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,840 No! No! 388 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,960 Whoa. You really did pick me 389 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,000 I mean over your best girl friend! 390 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,840 I mean you guys share you know feelings, 391 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,480 facials and shoes! 392 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,360 Man! I must be awesome! 393 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,320 Oh! I smell popcorn! 394 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,160 Miley? 395 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,760 Oh I smell... 396 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,640 YOU! 397 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,960 What are you doing here! She chose me! Miley! 398 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,600 Alright, that's it. I'm outta here... 399 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,400 Nobody's going anywhere! 400 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,160 I have a whip. And I have no idea how to use it! 401 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,960 Now sit down. 402 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,400 Miley what are you... 403 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,560 Please! No talking during our feature presentation! 404 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:55,120 Indianna Joannie and the Curse of the Stupid Annoying Friends! 405 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,400 -What is this this is not... -Why are we watching this... 406 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,960 Take some popcorn at it! 407 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,880 Well we were at this beach party... 408 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:09,560 And Nose Whistle Wallie was about to ask her to dance. 409 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,880 And so I grabbed Oliver before he could and well it was 410 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,600 just the way my head fit into his neck. 411 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,480 Yeah. And her hair smelled like apples. 412 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,920 I like apples! 413 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,800 And then we danced... 414 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,560 To argh... a song by Coldplay. 415 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,880 Oliver, honey. It was Radiohead! 416 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,080 I mean I think I would remember my favorite band. 417 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,960 You honestly think Radiohead is better than Coldplay? 418 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,000 Well, if you like Coldplay so much 419 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,720 maybe they should be your girlfriend! 420 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,880 Oh, maybe they should be my girlfriend... 421 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,320 Now this is what should've happened. 422 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,880 So wait, you honestly think Radiohead is better than Coldplay? 423 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,960 Ha. Isn't it cool that we can still like 424 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,760 each other even though we like different music? 425 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,040 So true! 426 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,720 I mean we have been friends since like kindergarten... 427 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,440 Do you really wanna throw that all away 428 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,000 over some silly little fight? 429 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,800 Well, do you? 430 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,160 Look. I don't know if you're meant to be a couple. 431 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,480 But I do know you're meant to be friends. 432 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,560 And please I do not want to watch 433 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,320 you throw that away over this fight. 434 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,680 She's right. 435 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,320 Yeah, I know. 436 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,360 I'm sorry. 437 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,320 Me too. 438 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,840 I missed you Ollie-pop! 439 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,720 I missed you too Lilly-Pop! 440 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,960 OK! 441 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,560 I'm cool with the whole boyfriend girlfriend thing. 442 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,280 Not loving the whole kissy pop. OK? 443 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:56,720 Hey, Miley, thank you. 444 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,520 You're welcome. 445 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,640 You're the best friend ever. 446 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,440 Yes, I am. 447 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,520 -This is a little weird for you, huh? -Yes, it is. 448 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,920 -We should go, huh? -Yes, you should. 449 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,640 We're out! 450 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,480 Coldplay. Radiohead. 451 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,320 Hello! Hannah Montana in the room!