1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,080 Who wants the last "achey breaky," 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:07,440 "everybody wakey," "do a little shakey" pancakey? 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:10,440 You've already had two, piggy! 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:12,160 Oh, wow! 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,920 I didn't know you could count that high. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:14,880 Now give it! 7 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,440 I'm still a growing boy! 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,680 Not since the fourth grade you're not. 9 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:19,560 Now hand it over! 10 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:20,440 All right. 11 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,240 Your mom wanted kids. I wanted dogs. 12 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,160 I still want dogs. 13 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,480 Now work it out. 14 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,640 You're right. Jackson? 15 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:31,960 I have a simple solution. 16 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,240 Ha! 17 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,480 Sixteen years and still making rookie mistakes! 18 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,240 Dad, how about I make you a little deal? 19 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,200 We move. Don't say where we're going 20 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,360 and I'll get you any dog you want. 21 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:52,920 Darling you say that now but 22 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,400 When he goes away to College, 23 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,560 I guarantee you're going to miss him. 24 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,120 And Jackson says you're not funny! 25 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,480 You know your Uncle Earl and I, we used to fight all the time. 26 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,320 When he went away to College 27 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,400 those were the four saddest days of my life. 28 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,440 Dad, I can honestly tell you, 29 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,720 I am not going to miss that pancake poaching, 30 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,320 syrup stealing mud crunkie! 31 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,880 Honey, I know your brother's got a lot of faults. 32 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,120 One of them being that he don't think I'm funny. 33 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,760 Let's face it. My Scooby Doo is way better than his. 34 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:23,840 Rippo Rolly (Miley) 35 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,760 Zoyce (Yes), that's hilarious. 36 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,560 Anyway, the point is you're brother and sister. 37 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,640 For me, please. Just try and work it out. 38 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,800 OK Fine. I'll try it. Just for you. 39 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,360 Let go of my tights! 40 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,240 Not until you apologize for ruining 41 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,640 my razor on those sandpaper legs! 42 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,360 Or did you use it to mow your girlstache! 43 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,640 Well, at least I can grow a stache. 44 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,520 Now let go! You're ruining them. 45 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:59,000 Dangflabit! Can't a man bleach his teeth in peace around here? 46 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,440 He started it! 47 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:06,200 Ooopsie. 48 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,040 Son? You OK? 49 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,600 Ow my head! 50 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,760 You're head? My tights! 51 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,000 Who are you, guys? 52 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,480 Very funny, Jackson. 53 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,040 Who's Jackson? 54 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,280 Oh Sweet Pete, I think he's serious! 55 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:27,680 Who's Sweet Pete? 56 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,400 Oh, my gosh! I don't know anything! 57 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:31,800 OK now, let's not panic. 58 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,920 It's not like he knew that much before. 59 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,080 They have been gone for two hours. 60 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,200 What is taking them so long! 61 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,400 I know what it is. 62 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,600 The doctors have never seen a brain as small as Jackson's. 63 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,680 They probably want to do some experiments on it. 64 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,520 Put it in a jar or something. 65 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,720 Lilly, this is serious! 66 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,760 And besides, it wouldn't be a jar. 67 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,000 Be more like a this little thimble. 68 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,080 Well, we're waiting on some test results 69 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,560 But it looks like amnesia. 70 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,120 The good news is 71 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:58,840 It only lasts a few weeks. 72 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,640 He really doesn't remember anything? 73 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,760 Well, he remembers some things 74 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,080 but others are a complete blank. 75 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,000 Watch! 76 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,440 Jackson, who is the first President of the United States? 77 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:15,680 George Washington? 78 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,120 And who am I? 79 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,000 George Washington? 80 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:21,720 I'm your father! 81 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,880 My father is George Washington? 82 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:29,200 NO! Your father is Robby Ray Stewart! 83 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,920 Why is she yelling at me, George? 84 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,360 Boy! 85 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:37,760 Wait! Do you remember who I am? 86 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:39,560 My... girlfriend? 87 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,120 What...What...What? 88 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,320 No, no. I am your sister. 89 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,200 Lilly, please hit me over the head so I'll forget he ever said that. 90 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,560 Are ... you my girlfriend? 91 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,920 No, no. 92 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:55,760 Eh see.. You don't have a girlfriend! 93 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,720 Make her stop yelling at me, George! 94 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:01,760 I got an idea! Why don't I get a few family-momentos. 95 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:05,400 A few photos, see if I can jog his memory just a little bit. 96 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,440 I know what I'mma do it! 97 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,760 Dad, please do not get out that stinkin' old mullet again! 98 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,640 I am not doing it for me, 99 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,560 I am doing it for the health and well-being of my son! 100 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,720 Heyo mullet, Pappa is taking you for a ride 101 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,680 So, you really don't remember anything about us? 102 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,840 Sorry... but I know that you are my sister, 103 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,160 'cause that's what you told me. 104 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,240 Is there anything else you could tell me? 105 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,280 Like... do we get along? 106 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,880 Get along? Are you kidding? 107 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:39,680 You... 108 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,800 wash up the ground I walk on. 109 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,360 Oh, OK! 110 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,840 Excuse us for a second. 111 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,440 Are you sure you wanna do this? 112 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,640 Come on! Dad says it's only for a few weeks. 113 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,840 Why don't we have a little fun? 114 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,760 Hey, by the way 115 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,280 You love making my bed, vaccuming my room 116 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:58,160 and making me breakfast. 117 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,560 Oh, oh oh oh, and eh... 118 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,760 You owe me twenty bucks! 119 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,520 What? You can do it and I can't? 120 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,040 In triangle A B and C if A and B are acute angles 121 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,800 and sine A equals ten over thirteen 122 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,400 what's the value of cosine A? 123 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,600 What kind of alien mutant mind would know that! 124 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,960 8.306328662918075 125 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,160 Over thirteen. 126 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,640 Hey Rico, do you want to help me with my... 127 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,480 Forget it! 128 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,320 I've got my own problems. 129 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,960 My cousin Angus is coming from Australia. 130 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,680 You have a cousin named Angus? 131 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:45,840 His real name is 132 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,120 Alejandro Nunes Gonzales Umberto Sifuentes 133 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,280 Why do you call him Angus? 134 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,160 Because it's easier than calling him 135 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,440 Alejandro Nunes Gonzales Umberto Sifuentes 136 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,560 I hate it when he visits! 137 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,040 Obnoxious jerk. 138 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:00,960 All he ever does is one up me. 139 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,040 I catch a fish, he wrestles an alligator. 140 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,040 I'm voted model student of the month, 141 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,680 he's voted Australia's swim suit model of the year! 142 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,720 G'day mate! 143 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,920 And the torture begins! 144 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,240 Hey Hey, he looks just like ... 145 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,680 Yeah yeah. I know. 146 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,760 He's gorgeous don't rub it in. 147 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,240 Excuse me, love. 148 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,280 Cricket's Ricky, it's good to see ya! 149 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,600 Yeah yeah, you too, Alejandro. 150 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,280 And that shirt... Crickey! 151 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,200 I love the way how you don't give a dingle about how you look! 152 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:37,600 Good on ya, mate! 153 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,800 Yeah? Well, I'm I'm kinda busy here 154 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,840 with my very successful beach front bistro. 155 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:47,840 Right. 156 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,520 Well, whenever you can pull yourself away 157 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,920 you've gotta grab some grub with me and my sweetie! 158 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,600 Auhh, here she is now! 159 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,840 Oh, she's pretty... 160 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,320 Pr.. probably not very bright. 161 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,560 Cous, I'd like you to meet Barbie! 162 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:10,440 Hi! 163 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:11,240 Hi. 164 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,480 Yeah. Well, I'd like you to meet my sweetie 165 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:17,680 Lilly 166 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:18,480 What? 167 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,280 Yep. I'm a little love monkey. 168 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,400 Love what? 169 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,880 Want a math tutor or not? 170 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:30,440 Argh we're free tomorrow after school if 171 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,960 that's okay with you... love monkey. 172 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:44,120 Dad! How long does it take you to put on a hat and mustache? 173 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,680 I got the limo out front hottest styles every show every... 174 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:47,600 let's go already! 175 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,800 There she is. The prettiest sister in the whole world 176 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,280 And the greatest pop star ever. 177 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,680 Oh... you're so sweet. 178 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,120 You know what else is sweet? 179 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:57,400 Hemm! 180 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,480 You favorite pre-concert stra-nana berry protein milkshake! 181 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:01,440 Yay! 182 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,680 Just like you told me I've been making for years. 183 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,600 Just trying to jog the old memory! 184 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,400 It may just be a hat and a mustache to you... 185 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,400 But to me it's my entire disguise 186 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,760 and I take it very seriously! 187 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,960 Whoa wee! Who is that handsome devil? 188 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:22,360 Napkin me. 189 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,400 Anything for you my goddess. 190 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:26,920 My goddess? 191 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:28,680 Yeah. That's my nickname for her. 192 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,400 At least that's what it said in my diary. 193 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,080 His diary? 194 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,640 Yeah. I was up all night writing it! 195 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,320 You know I was just... trying to 196 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,600 Help him remember the person that he was 197 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,080 Or should've been. 198 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,160 Miley, you might not want to... 199 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,680 Don't worry I threw a little something in there for you too. 200 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,840 Look, try out the old scoobie. 201 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:50,120 He doesn't like my scoobie. 202 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:50,920 Trust me. 203 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:53,880 Wooo Woo, Jackson! 204 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,920 My diary was right! 205 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,600 Your scooby is genius! 206 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,400 See! And you said he couldn't be changed. 207 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,800 Travel mug, please. 208 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:10,400 Done and done. Oh most awesomest divine delight of my life. 209 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,400 Divine delight of my life? 210 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,400 Let me guess. Your diary. 211 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,000 He got it word for word! 212 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,280 His memory just keeps getting better and better! 213 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,600 "My Rico is the love monkey 214 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:33,320 who carries me off into a magical jungle of romance?" 215 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,400 I can't say this 216 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,520 I got last nights lasagne coming up just thinking about it. 217 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,840 And I hope you like flunking math?! 218 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,720 You're an evil little monkey, aren't you! 219 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,560 And loving it! 220 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,800 Oh look, it's the Rico blackmail dance. 221 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:54,200 What's he got on you? 222 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,080 I have to pretend to be Rico's girlfriend 223 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,880 so he'll tutor me in math. 224 00:10:59,200 --> 00:10:59,960 Been there. 225 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,080 But, if it helps at all 226 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,040 My life is fantastic! 227 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,360 That helps me how? 228 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,960 Well, good morning Selfish-Sally! 229 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,160 Jackson's amnesia is the best thing 230 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,280 that is ever happened to me. 231 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,640 This morning he made me breakfest, cleaned my room 232 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,760 and made my bed... all while my nails dried. 233 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:20,960 He did your nails? 234 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,400 Both sets and he pumiced, feel my heels 235 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,880 Like a baby's butt, huh? 236 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,640 Oh my gosh. Look, it's Gabe Lamotti! 237 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,200 Huh? Hottie Lamotti with the swimmers body? 238 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,040 Oh my gosh, he is looking at me! 239 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,800 I have been making subtle hints for two years! 240 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,720 OK, Totally messing up his name every time you talk to him 241 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,800 is not a subtle hint. 242 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,080 I do not do that! 243 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,240 Hey Miley! 244 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,120 Hottie ... Gottie ... body ... Gabe. 245 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:54,600 How you doing? 246 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,680 Good, I am so good. I am so good! 247 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:01,080 So you argh... feel like taking a walk on the beach? 248 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,080 That would be so... 249 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:02,480 Good? 250 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,160 Good, yeah, good. 251 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,280 There you are! 252 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,360 Left the house without your sunscreen, silly girl! 253 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,080 Ah,I think I'm covered. 254 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,440 Not yet you aren't. 255 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,440 I wouldn't want my little sis to get burned. 256 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,760 And speaking of getting burned 257 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:19,880 You are... 258 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,760 Argh... I'm Gabe. 259 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,000 Grade point average? 260 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:23,880 Twenty-two. 261 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,320 Any plans for College? 262 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,120 Not yet. 263 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,000 Career goals? 264 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,120 I'm only sixteen! 265 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:28,520 Get out! 266 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:28,880 What! 267 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,520 I said get out, Mister Man! 268 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,280 Listen, I'll catch you later, Miley. 269 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,360 No! No! No! 270 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,120 You! 271 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,320 I know that was close, wasn't it? 272 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,960 But don't worry from now on 273 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:47,320 Gabey Baby and any other seemingly perfect male specimen 274 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,080 will never get near you again. 275 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:51,400 Never? 276 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,720 Ever! Now let me get those ears! 277 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,720 Here's your lunch, grilled ham and cheese 278 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,920 cut in the shape of a heart! 279 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,320 Cause I love you! 280 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:08,960 Go away! 281 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,280 Oh, don't worry, I used soy cheese 282 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,000 You know how dairy cheese makes the Miley-train go. 283 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:15,880 Toot Toot! 284 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,640 Hey Lilly, don't you look cute as a button! 285 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,440 He is suffocating me! 286 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:27,560 Yeah! Well I'd still take your amnesia brother over 287 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,720 evil little monkey bug, yukety-yuck, gross, disgusting... 288 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,880 Slimy, repulsive, bottom-feeding, ferret-faced little math freak. 289 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,440 Well other than that, hubba-hubba right? 290 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:43,320 Hey Miley, we got kind of interrupted yesterday. 291 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,480 Babe... Gabe... Hi! 292 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,560 Babe... Gabe... Bye! 293 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,040 Your handsome is not welcome here. 294 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,920 Wow. No... no girl is worth this 295 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,560 Yeah, Yeah, just keep on walking 296 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:00,640 and that goes for every b-slide babe magnet in this school. 297 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,880 That means you and you... 298 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,360 Not so much you... 299 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,000 But... 300 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,120 But wait till you see the guy that I found for you. 301 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,800 It's nose-whistle Wallie! 302 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:15,520 Hi, Miley! 303 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,120 4.1 pre-accepted into harvard and he comes from money. 304 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,440 I'll call you later. 305 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,400 Can I pick 'em or what? 306 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,360 Aha. 307 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,800 The new Jackson is ruining my life! 308 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,560 I swear if the Doctor hadn't said 309 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,320 the amnesia was only temporary, 310 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:46,400 I would create a third identity just to get away from him! 311 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,760 Or a red head this time! Curly maybe... 312 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,320 OK. Thanks, Doc. 313 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,480 Well. You might want to go wig shopping. 314 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,840 The doctor just gave me the test results. 315 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,320 It says this could possibly last for years. 316 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,400 Years? 317 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,800 Possibly forever. 318 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,920 Daddy who better be ready to catch me say what? 319 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:09,200 What? 320 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,000 I love you, Hannah Montana! 321 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:30,760 She's my sister 322 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:32,680 Jackson 323 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,640 Hold on sis. 324 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,640 It's my Hannah Montana power hour. 325 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,360 You are amazing! 326 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,400 And you... are the perfect brother. 327 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,720 Well, thank you. 328 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,520 Which is why you must be destroyed! 329 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,640 Excuse me? 330 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:50,680 Jackson! 331 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,680 Who you think you are is not who you really are. 332 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,880 This is what I made you. 333 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,880 I turned you into the brother that I thought I wanted. 334 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:00,720 The truth is... 335 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,600 you're bratty and stinky and sloppy and lazy 336 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,440 and stinky and horrible to live with and... 337 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:10,000 And you're stinky! But I would take that over this! 338 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,120 Oh, you! 339 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:15,840 Talented and funny! As if I needed more reasons to adore you! 340 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,800 You don't adore me! 341 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,600 Yeah, it says I do in my diary. 342 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,040 I wrote you diary! 343 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,000 See, you look. 344 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,760 What boy dots his "i"s with hearts? 345 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,200 I thought I was just sensitive! 346 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,240 No. Look. 347 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,640 This is my handwriting and I'll prove it to you. 348 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,760 I love Miley. 349 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:37,880 See? 350 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,800 You're right. It's identical. 351 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,680 We both dot our "i"s with hearts! 352 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,920 Until we met, my life was an empty pit of despair. 353 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,560 I love you, Angus! 354 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,880 Right back at you, my Didgeridoo. 355 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,720 Yeah, yeah. Touching! Get a load of this. 356 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,120 You're on tuts! 357 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:18,240 Eh, My Rico is the eh, magical monkey love of my hearts... 358 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,920 A jungle monkey. 359 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,400 This is why you're flunkin math. You don't study! 360 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,800 You call that romantic? I'll show you romantic! 361 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,120 Cinco Seis! Siete Ocho! 362 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,920 You call that dancing? I'll show you dancing! 363 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,000 Just follow my lead! 364 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,000 Follow your whaaa...? 365 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,200 How do you not remember this? 366 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,440 You made the beard out of your own armpit hair. 367 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,160 Smell it, that is all you! 368 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,720 What kind of a twisted jerk would do that? 369 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,920 The same jerk that made this. 370 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,640 The Hannah Montana dart board, we've got the... 371 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,280 Hannah Mon-toilet seat. 372 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:34,960 And... 373 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,960 The Hannah Mon-slamma bop bag. 374 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,600 Try it! It's fun! 375 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,320 No, I couldn't, I couldn't, no! 376 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:42,920 Come on! 377 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,240 I could never do that! 378 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,000 G'day mates! S'cuse me for dropping in. 379 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,480 Which way to Rico's? 380 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,160 Good on you, mates! 381 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,600 Come on, Jackson, you gotta remember this one. 382 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,120 I finally got Bobby Lenworthy 383 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,160 to come over and watch a movie with me and look! 384 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,800 I would never do something that immature. 385 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,520 Farts aren't funny! 386 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,680 Farts aren't funny? 387 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:22,120 Oh no, Jackson, Jackson, Jackson. 388 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,400 Mile, what's wrong? 389 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,240 He's gone, daddy. 390 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,960 Our little boy is gone 391 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,520 You miss him, huh? 392 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,560 More than I ever thought I would. 393 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,240 I want my rotten stinkin, pancake stealing brother back. 394 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,040 Well, it sure took you long enough. 395 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,240 Right in the nose, just above the Hannah-stache. 396 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:51,760 Jackson? Jackson! Jackson?! 397 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,240 Amaze you? 398 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,320 What do you think this is? An episode of Gilligan's Island? 399 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,520 So this is all a joke? 400 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,080 Daddy, I think you know what you gotta do. 401 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,480 Yes, I do! 402 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,920 Way to go, son! 403 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,440 Wait, wait, wait! 404 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,280 You were part of this? Why? 405 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,040 To hear you say what you just now said 406 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,560 "I want my brother back!" 407 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,760 I know he drives you crazy sometimes 408 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,080 But I think you know now that 409 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,000 the brother you have is the brohter you want. 410 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,200 And I did it 'cause he promised me a car. 411 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,200 You are the most selfish, self-centered 412 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,520 and miserable excuse for a brother in the world. 413 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,520 Welcome back! 414 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,000 I don't get it. 415 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,640 You seem nice. Why do you like that Kangoo-runt? 416 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:47,280 I don't. What I like is passing Spanish and 417 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,440 the Didgerie-dork promised to tutor me. 418 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:50,400 Duck! 419 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,680 No way. My little Kun-fool promised to tutor me in math. 420 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,440 Auh, heads up! 421 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,120 You know 422 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,800 I'm pretty good in math... 423 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,800 And I'm A.P. in Spanish... 424 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,760 Hey, we don't need them. We can tutor each other. 425 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,640 You're on! We should propably tell them the deal is off. 426 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,720 You know, I would. 427 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,920 But it's not in my notecards! 428 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,120 Mine, either.