1 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,080 Welcome back, everybody, to the fifteenth annual 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,560 Teen Scene Awards. I'm Nancy O'Dell 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,360 And get ready for a major sugar rush 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,360 because two of my favorite pieces of eye candy 5 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:15,800 have just now hit the red carpet 6 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:19,080 I am talking about the incredible Hannah Montana 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,800 and her new beau country rocker Austin Rain. Good to see you. 8 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,680 -Hey Nancy. -Yo. Nanno, what up? 9 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,720 Your duet "Us Isn't Us Without You" 10 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,560 is on the hot 100 charts and 11 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,960 speaking of hot how's that little romance going? 12 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,680 And of course you can tell me, they are not listening. Right? 13 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,400 Well it's so easy singing a love song 14 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,880 with the incredible hunk over here. 15 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,520 Oh shucks! Hey, this little chili fili 16 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,960 can make anyone look good. 17 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,880 Check it, I'm a regular hunky guy. 18 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,760 Incredibly hunky guy! 19 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,040 -Oh, you. -No, you. 20 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,000 No, us. 21 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,080 -Oh. Bye, Nance -Bye 22 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,200 Ah! I think they are cuter than 23 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,400 a box of newborn puppies, I love them! 24 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,720 Goo! You were stand at my left so I can show off my picture side. 25 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,000 Oh, you want to show off your better side? 26 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,040 Well you could just put a bag over your head 27 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:09,400 and let your hiney be all whiney. 28 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,480 You make me want to hurl. 29 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,720 Oh great! Aim for my eyes so I don't have to look at you! 30 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,160 Hannah, Austin, over here! 31 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:28,280 How much longer do you have to 32 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,160 fake date this incredibly yummy? 33 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:33,960 dummy, 34 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,720 yummy gummy dummy 35 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,840 More more gummy dummy than yummy! 36 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,200 Well, the publicity people want me to stay with him 37 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,000 until the record goes double platinum but 38 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,320 I hate the guy so much. 39 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,440 I might just buy a million copies myself 40 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,680 just to end the torture. 41 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,880 If this is torture, bring on the pain. 42 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,080 You poor thing. 43 00:01:58,360 --> 00:01:58,960 Gotta go. Bye. 44 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,080 Jackson? 45 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,040 Hey, Miley, you go here? 46 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,760 We should totally carpool. 47 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:16,120 See ya. 48 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,640 Why were you giving that guy money? 49 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,640 What guy? There's no guy, I don't see any guy. 50 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,200 Is that a new outfit? I love what it does for your eyes. 51 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,200 Bye 52 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,680 -These look like test answers. -What? 53 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,960 No, those aren't test answers, this is a... is a... is a... 54 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,080 treasure map. 55 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,920 It's a secret treasure map, shhhh 56 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:49,600 What's the treasure, Captain Crook? An A on your history test? 57 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,960 Yeah. Like Mr. Meadows would ever believe I get an A 58 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,520 I'm not that stupid, I'm going for B+. 59 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,960 No. No. I'm not gonna let you do this. 60 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,440 You know what if you cheat you gonna get expelled, 61 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,080 you'll never get a job and by the time 62 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,800 that daddy in that little koot home 63 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,320 You'll be begging to live with me but I won't let you 64 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,640 cause I won't let a cheater ruin my cute little Rance Jr. 65 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,200 -Rance Jr? -In my dreams I marry a Rance, ok? 66 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,800 This is why you cannot cheat! 67 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,120 Watch me! I'm not throwing 100 bucks down the toilet! 68 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:21,760 Oooh, good idea. 69 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,280 Where do you think you're going, Stewart? 70 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,400 Oh, the dress means its the Girl's room. 71 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,000 -Principal's office? -Yeah. 72 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:38,800 I know the way. 73 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,480 We had some unfinished business to do, mister. 74 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,920 If you ever try to cheat again, just remember this: 75 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 I have my eyes on you! 76 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,400 Don't worry Miles, I'm not gonna cheat. 77 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,920 I don't wanna hear any of your... 78 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,800 Cheating canker sore on the Stewart fame lip say what? 79 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,120 I should never bought those answers. 80 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,080 Cheating is stupid 81 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,520 And if I want to get a good grade, 82 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,720 I'm just gonna have to study for it. 83 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,160 But... no fair! 84 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,440 I have more speech! 85 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,800 I have, I have the scolding finger waggle, 86 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,160 the righteous fist stomp, 87 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,440 and then, the disapproving noodle neck. 88 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,560 And I would've deserved it all. 89 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,560 Seriously, Miles, thanks for being there for me. 90 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,760 I'm just so proud of you! 91 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,200 And it feels so much better knowing that I didn't 92 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,080 back up the only girls' toilet that works for nothing. 93 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,440 Yo, dude, try not to lose this one. 94 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,800 Hey, Jeff. 95 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,160 I think you have the wrong house. 96 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,200 What part of 'leave it at Rico's' didn't you get? 97 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,800 You want it or not. 98 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,760 No, sir. I do not! 99 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,320 Good day. I said good day! 100 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:53,880 Ailboxmay. 101 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:54,720 What? 102 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,200 Ailboxmay. 103 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:57,120 What? 104 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,320 Leave in the mailbox! 105 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,480 Can you believe that guy? 106 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,200 Hey, I think I might go check the mail 107 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,000 Alright , now I see why you thought you had to cheat. 108 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,960 You're unbelievablely "upidstay"! 109 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:13,600 What? 110 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,040 -Upidstay! -Excuse me? 111 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,160 You are stupid! 112 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,880 Look, it's just one test. 113 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,520 Why do you care if I cheat anyway? 114 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,960 Because I care about you! 115 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,080 I don't know why, I don't like it! 116 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,480 Look, you just don't understand. This is my toughest class. 117 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,480 And if I don't get my average, I'm not gonna be able 118 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,680 to go away to college and get away from you! 119 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,600 And you think I don't want that? 120 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:41,680 But, you know how dishonest this is. You're cheating! 121 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,040 Really? 122 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,360 Maybe we can have a discussion about dishonesty after 123 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,440 your next fake date with that jerk who you're trying to 124 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,400 pass off to the whole world as your boyfriend! 125 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:53,800 That is not the same thing. 126 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:54,760 Yes, it is! 127 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,000 I'm doing whatever it takes to go into college. 128 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,000 You're doing whatever it takes to sell albums. 129 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,800 But the... I... but I... I... I 130 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,760 Don't, don't have an answer? 131 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,240 Or maybe you can buy one from Jeff. 132 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,160 Not so upidstay now am i? 133 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,840 I vacuum the house. 134 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,680 Dust it to shape. 135 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:31,160 I'm mopping the floor. I'm gotta give me a maid. 136 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,560 I gotta single dad tired and sore. 137 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,640 My aching bones can't take no more blues. 138 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,840 Thank you, Malibu. 139 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,280 -Do you feel overworked and underappreciated? -Yes, I do. 140 00:07:56,160 --> 00:08:00,160 Do you make Funny old people noises when you sit onto a couch? 141 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,160 No. 142 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,040 Oh! 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You don't like stinky cheese breath? 182 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,680 Open. 183 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,480 I know he's a jerk but that song is still so darn romantic. 184 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:57,960 I know, but I was thinking about Jackson the whole time. 185 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,560 Wow, that's a little weird 186 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,600 I was talking about his cheating. 187 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,400 Everytime I tell him it's wrong, he's like: 188 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,280 You're doing the same thing with your bogus boyfriend. 189 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,760 -Well, that's ridiculous. -Thank you. 190 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,280 Jackson's really only cheating himself. 191 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,880 I mean, you're lying to the entire world. 192 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,320 I like you a whole lot more 5 seconds ago. 193 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,520 Look, I'm sorry but... Jackson got a point. 194 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,040 I mean, it's hard to take advice from someone 195 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,720 who says one thing and does another. 196 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:27,960 You know, what that is... 197 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,280 Totally true. 198 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,560 You know, your little life lessons 199 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,640 are getting you really annoying. 200 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,400 Honey, I can't say that right now. 201 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,040 No, I... alright, fine. 202 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,280 You're super cool, you're super hot. 203 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,640 You're the girl I like a lot. 204 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:53,040 You're super super wife, a super... I gotta go 205 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,120 And we're back with my favorite cutie and 206 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,920 the lucky guy who gets to call her his baby. 207 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,800 Oh I sure am lucky, Colin. 208 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,920 You feel the same way too, don't you? 209 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,040 Colin, words cannot describe how I feel. 210 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,080 Sure they can, that's what words do! 211 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,680 So babble away and tell us the honest truth. 212 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,440 When you look at this tassel the Donnas, 213 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,280 how do you really feel? 214 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,520 Well, actually, Colin, I feel... 215 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,360 appalled, barfy, creeped out, disgusted. 216 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,000 Hannah baby, what are you doing? 217 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,360 Put a cork in it. I'm only have to eat. 218 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,160 Embarrassed, freat, gaggy. 219 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,480 -Horrified! -Exactly! 220 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,080 No, No. I'm horrified! 221 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,960 What happen to the love? 222 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,440 I'll tell you what happened to it. 223 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,400 The publicity people only made us pretend 224 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,920 that we like each other to sell our records. 225 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,560 Millions and millions records. You little goof. Oh you... 226 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,480 Aww! 227 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,720 She bit me! 228 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,040 You know, I don't need you, alright? 229 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,360 I'm hot, and I sing great... 230 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:04,960 and I'm hot! 231 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,680 Keep on walking, Austin Rain. 232 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,280 Real name: Albert Niedermeyer. 233 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,080 Oh, that's supposed to be a secret! 234 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,080 Not anymore! 235 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,160 Don't you just love having me on your show? 236 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:23,960 Wow 237 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,880 I guess if you've got the guts to be that honest, 238 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,040 then I should have got the guts not to cheat. 239 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,720 Way to go, bro, give me some. 240 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:39,760 What is that? 241 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:40,960 Nothing. 242 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,160 You wrote the test answers on your arm, didn't you? 243 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,120 No, I did not! 244 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,800 That's... weird looking rash. 245 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,840 Cannot believe you still cheat after what I did for you. 246 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,640 Hey, I didn't ask you to do that. 247 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,720 Yeah, I should've gone straight to Dad. 248 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,560 But no, trying to convince you to be honest is like trying to 249 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,400 convince uncle Earl skinny jeans do not 250 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,160 make him look skinny if you're fat! 251 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,480 You're not gonna go to dad. 252 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:14,800 Watch me! 253 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,520 -You really wanna go down that road? -Absolutly 254 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,520 What road? And exactly why wouldn't I wanna go down? 255 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,240 Oh, you know the road that start with you telling dad 256 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,400 this about me and ends with me telling dad 257 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,400 everything I know about you. 258 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,040 Okay, when you say everything... 259 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:34,800 Everything. 260 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:39,600 Past, present and future! 261 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:41,840 Future? 262 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,520 What kind of brother are you? 263 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,120 I guess you can consider me a traitor. 264 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,600 Much like Benedict Arnold who 265 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,680 Benedict Arnold who in 1779 gave away west point to... 266 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,280 the British! 267 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,520 Hello and welcome to Senor Stream 268 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:10,320 If you wish to continue with our automated helpline, press 1. 269 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,960 You pressed one! If this is correct press one! 270 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,440 Just get on with it! 271 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:21,400 If you're experiencing warping in your seater seat, press 1. 272 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,560 If you're experiencing splintering in your seater seat, 273 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,520 press 2. 274 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,760 If you're experiencing dry rot in your seater seat press 3. 275 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:36,080 If you're experiencing noxious indoor potentially fatal films 276 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,200 coming from your seater seat press sixty-seven! 277 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,680 I'm going to be sixty-seven before this is over! 278 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,840 For lack of steam press ninety. 279 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:48,960 Finally! 280 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,120 Thank you for your patience. 281 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,640 An operator will be with you momentarily. 282 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,840 Hallelujah! 283 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:01,040 You're estimated wait time is just three days... 284 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,800 Three days! Three days my Aunt Bertha's backside! 285 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,560 Rico I want this thing fixed and I want it fixed now! 286 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,080 Alright alright! 287 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,920 Did you try hitting the reset button? 288 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:16,560 The what? 289 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,120 The reset button. It's in big red letters. 290 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,680 On page one of your manual. 291 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,040 You read the manual right! 292 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,800 Of course I did. And I pressed the reset... 293 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,440 reset... 294 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,200 Reset button. 295 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,800 Oh that reset button. I must've pressed the other one. 296 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:41,760 There is no other one. 297 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,200 -Leave me my pride. -What? 298 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,760 Leave me my pride, boy! 299 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,760 Hey, I'm just going for a quick jog. Good luck on your test. 300 00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,840 What do you mean by that! 301 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,960 Nothing. I'm just saying good luck. 302 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,920 Oh... Thanks. 303 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,320 You got everything covered? 304 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,400 What do you mean by that! 305 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,040 Wow son take it easy. 306 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,640 I can see you're stressed, but everything's gonna be fine. 307 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,240 I know! 308 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,200 -Well, urh... bye. -Bye! 309 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,240 It's so hot in here! 310 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,960 No sweating, no smudging! No sweating, no smudging! 311 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,920 Loosenig up some cheating skin so you can write down 312 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,200 more cheaty answers Floppy McCheater Pants. 313 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,040 Miley. I'm not proud of this but... 314 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,520 I can't risk not getting into college. 315 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,440 I gotta go. I don't want to be late for that test. 316 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,280 Jackson. 317 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,960 Where are my keys! 318 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,200 give me those keys! 319 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:00,880 I don't think so. 320 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,920 Miley! Are you ready for school? 321 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,800 Miley, stop running! 322 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,960 No sweating, no smudging! No sweating, no smudging! 323 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,640 Quick, Lily! I've got a plan. I need backup! 324 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,600 Of course you do. 325 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,120 Why is never "sit down have some breakfast"? 326 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,760 No sweating, no smudging! No sweating, no smudging! 327 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,360 Oh, great. There goes the Nineteenth Amendment. 328 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,240 Thanks to you, women are losing the right to vote! 329 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,800 Now, when Jackson comes in close the door... 330 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,840 Would it kill you to throw in a "please" once in a while! 331 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,720 -Please. -Thank you. 332 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,000 -Alright. Where is she! -Not in there! 333 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,320 -Man, you're dumb! -Not as dumb as you. 334 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,720 -Give me my keys now! -Okay! 335 00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,120 Well, that was easy. 336 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,600 -Hit it, Lily! -Hit what? 337 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,200 -The green button! -The green button what? 338 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,920 -The green button, please. -Thank you! 339 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,400 Oh, now I'm getting out of here! 340 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,880 Too late! Lily locked the door. Kick it up! 341 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,080 -Please! -Thank you! 342 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,160 It's getting hot in here. Are you working up a sweat yet? 343 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,600 No! No! My answers! 344 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,480 They're melting! They're melting! 345 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,920 Look. I can see you're upset. 346 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,960 But at least now whatever grade you get on your test, 347 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,120 you know you deserve it. 348 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,160 That's what I'm afraid of! 349 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,840 Now how am I supposed to know 350 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,440 the Brown v. Board of Education in 1954 351 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,360 overturned Plessy v. Ferguson? 352 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,800 or in 1919 the Treaty of Versailles 353 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,840 ended the World War I? 354 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,280 Jackson. 355 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,800 Or the FDR's New Deal created the whole 356 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,560 bunch of programs we still use today? 357 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:54,840 Jackson. 358 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,320 The FTIC the FAJ the TVA the SCC. 359 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,680 Jackson, STOP! 360 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,720 It was all right here! And now it's all... 361 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,440 Up here! 362 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,520 How did that happen? 363 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,840 Well. Looks like writing all the answers 364 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,600 on your body was kinda like studying. 365 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,560 I studied? 366 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,240 Yeah! I studied! 367 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,640 Hey Mile! I think I'm going to ace this test! 368 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,880 Or... at least B-ce it. 369 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,240 Yes you can. And? 370 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,160 It feels really good to be prepared. 371 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,760 Yes. And? 372 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,440 You look like a raccoon at a water park? 373 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:37,120 You'll pay for that later. And... 374 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:38,960 Thanks. 375 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,160 You're welcome. 376 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,120 OK, Lily, you can unlock the door! 377 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,560 There's no locks in this steam room. 378 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,280 That would be totally dangerous! Dargh! 379 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,320 You. 380 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,280 I learnt from the best. 381 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,120 Lily. What are you doing up here? 382 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,760 Argh. Nothing. Just looking for Miley. 383 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,840 Hey look! There she is always the last like she look. 384 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,280 -What's up Dad? -Hey pop. 385 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,240 -Do I want to know? -No, not really. 386 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:10,720 Eh... 387 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,280 You're probably right. 388 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,920 Yeah ma. Oh, I'm telling you this Senor Steam 389 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,520 is the best investment I ever made. 390 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,200 When I get in here it's like 391 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,000 I'm the only person in the whole wide world. 392 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,800 All those little things that tend to drive my crazy 393 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,120 just disappear! 394 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,480 Heyo! 395 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,520 Rico. What are you doing here! 396 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,120 We came for the steam. 397 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,160 We? 398 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,960 You went for the friends and family discount. 399 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,040 Yeah. 400 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,680 You don't think that meant your friends and family did you? 401 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,200 Come on in, everybody! The steam is great! 402 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,600 Hold on just a second, mom, you know what they always say. 403 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,160 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 404 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,720 Like I said, mom, I'm loving the steam room!