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wow,not even in a shower do i sound that good

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it's true,it's true

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my dressing room is
right next to his

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trust me,he sounds like a
cat getting his back waxed

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she's right,i do

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i'm super super wahhh!

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oh if i was your little baby,
i wouldn't wanna come out now

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you're pregnant?i thought it was just
too many trips to the snack table

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we have a frozen yoghurt machine back
there she doesn't even use a bowl

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i don't,i really don't use cuz
it straight down the shoot

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but seriously,pregnancy has taught me
that good nutrition is no laughing matter

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which is why i'm gonna have
a healthy carrot right now

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and so is everyone in the audience,
look down to your chairs

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you got a carrot,you got a carrot,
you got a carrot,

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seriously?

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the last show i was on
everyone...got a car?

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yeah but on Mack and
Mickey you get rabbit food

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yeah,we're just a cable show

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oh don't worry Hannah,
we didn't leave you out,enjoy!

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oh you know what,thank you,
i don't like carrots

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i don't really like
anything with a "rot" in it

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could you imagine eating you know chicken
'rot' pie ?

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spaghetti and 'rot' balls?i just
saying it

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you don't like carrots?

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he can hear you!

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oh you don't like
c-a-r-r-o-a?carra?

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come on,it's good for you!

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oh sorry, If this girl's eating an
orange snack...

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it will be candy corn.

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carrot is not a k,is it?

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maybe we should get
Mack a pen and paper

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wouldn't help

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Next time you go on the show see if you
can convince Mickey to name the baby Lily?

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how cute would that be?

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oh she's so cute little Lilly

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i'm done

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good,because she's having a boy

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and she probably name it Bob
so Mack might has a chance at spelling it

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mommy i don't like carrots

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hey just like you

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you loved carrots yesterday

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if Hannah Montana won't eat carrots,

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i won't eat carrots,i'll eat candy corn

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wow,what a nice little
role model you're

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ok,that's just one kid,it's not like
Hannah started the great carrot revolution

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in other news,Hannah Montana
starts the great carrot revolution!

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faceless news reporter say what?!

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her rampage on Mack and Mickey has sent
shock waves thru the carrot industry,

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as kids across the america ditch
the healthy snack for candy corn

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we want candy corn,
we want candy corn,we want candy corn

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Don't look at me,Hannah said it

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i try so hard to stay
out of the trouble,

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i don't party with crazy celebrities,
don't use bad language,

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and then you walked into my life,
you crunchy little creep!

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Mile there's only one way to pay
him back for what he did to you,

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chop him!chop him good!

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dad,i'm being serious

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kids all over america aren't eating
carrots and it's all your fault!

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my fault? Mile you've hated carrots
ever since you were a baby

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and that is your excuse?

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a responsible parent would've shoved it
right into my toothless little mouth,

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but no!you had to roll over
and give me cream spinach!

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what kind of father are you?!

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hey now,just because the rest of the
country overreacting

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doesn't mean you have to

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i am not overreacting!

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in fact i just thought of a rational

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intelligent solution to fix this whole
carrot situation

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are you telling me this is your
rational intelligent solution?

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Well this is as good as it gets when
the brain forms out carrots!hoo!

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Everybody's crunching me,
i clear your skin and help you see,

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im super super,
im super super carrot

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- Aye!
- Aye 'I' Aye!- Aye I' Aye Aye!

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back off,boys!and let the master of cool
show you how to make a first impression

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she didn't see,still in the game!

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Not when she gets a load
of smokin Oken! Watch this!

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in your dreams,my friend

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i saw her first

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i'm older- i'm taller!

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i'm cuter!ptttt..

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I'll tell you what you both are.
Not that guy!

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face it,when you got it,you got it,
but when you don't,you're you guys

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oh ho,i got it

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yes,so do i,

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but my mom made me take a
oatmeal bath

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and she doesn't want me to
sweat out on my first day.

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you are perfect!

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i have been looking for it all
day and you two have got it!

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yeah,but i took a oatmeal bath...ok

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you were saying?

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i need two models and you
two lucky ducks fit the bill

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hahaha,get it?duck and bill?

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- if we laugh do we get the job?
- yes

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- hahahaha,stop it,it hurts!
- it's killing me right there!

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wait wait wait a minute,you want them
to be models?

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for what?hockey masks?

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even then,they're still the eye slits.
,you see some of them!

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actually i'm doing an ad for a
dating service called dream match

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and I want to use you two to show girls

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the
kind of hot guys just waiting to meet them.

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and i can't wait to meet the
girls who can't wait to meet me

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Jackson Stewart,hot guy,Tss!

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and me,Oliver Oken,other hot guy

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and we're back with Hannah Montana

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Oh and she looks so cute I could just dip
her in Ranch dressing

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and eat her right up!

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trust me she could,lunch truck came
by yesterday just the tires drove off.

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Just tires- I know!

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but seriouly,i just want to tell all the
kids out there,

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that Hannah Montana thinks
carrots are great!

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and from now on,
I'll eat them everyday!

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mmh mmh good!

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Oh and so true about them
being good for your eyes.

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and how!

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i put down half a carrot cake last night

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and finished the final Harry Potter book,

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can you believe that ending!

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shhh!he's still reading book 4!

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really those books are enormous
no wonder you're so big

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no wonder she's so big

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so Hannah,have you read
the Harry Potter's?

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you know what,i like waiting for the
movies,

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i mean with my busy schedule who has
time for reading?

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but i'll always make
time for carrot eating!

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now she loves carrots but hates books,

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what's next for this troubled teen?

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oh boy

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all across america,
children are refusing to read

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here at East Northumberland Elementary
School,

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kids have closed their story books
and are saying:

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wait for the movie like Hannah,
yeah!wait for the movie like Hannah,yeah!

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well on the bright side,
I made a lot of carrot farmers happy.

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you know,too bad you didn't
say you hate the fudgy buddies

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Oh or you could've said
you hated Orlando Bloom

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then you'd had boxes
and boxes of Bloom

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ok hello guys,
pop star in the toilet here

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oh come on honey,i know you worried
about this but,it'll all blow over.

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Yeah your Dad's right. I mean it's not
like it's some international crisis.

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oh really?

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it's an international crisis,kids all
across the globe are waiting for the movie

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in France

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even in China

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but you can't print that,
i never said i didn't like reading!

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hold on,i'm getting another call

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Please be one of those funny caveman
trying to sell me car insurance!

146
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you shouldn't even be talking
to the press,let me handle this

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leave Britney alone!!

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Britney?

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oh oh sorry my bad

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- Mile I just got off the phone ...
- leave Hannah alone!!

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what are you yelling at me for?
We're all on the same side here.

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- oh no,i was just...you know taking...
- it outside

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leave Hannah...

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hey i got some great news for you

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just talked to Mack and Mickey and they're
gonna let you

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go back on the show tomorrow
and straight this whole mess out!

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oh great,so i can go back and put my

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big mouth on television in front
of millions of people?

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why didn't i think of that?

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oh no,honey,now this
thing ain't gonna go away

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until you get back out there and undo what
you did when you tried

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to undo what you did
it the first time you done did it

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but,what if when i try to undo what i did
when i tried to undo what i did  done

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i do again what i did before when
i tried to undo what i did?

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If you're afraid you're gonna put your foot
in your big mouth again

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we might need to
hire a world class expert

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in what I like to
call the 'double talking dosido'

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hello non models

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- you don't mean...
- heaven help me yes i do

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alright let's dosido this thing

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so what's your favourite color?

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that's easy purple

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no no no no no!

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cardinal rule of double talk:
never give a straight answer

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straight answers are death

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but it's the truth

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the truth is death

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by saying you like purple you just
alienated every other color in the rainbow

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you say that tomorrow and millions of
little girls

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in pink t-shirts are gonna
hate your guts

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okay then how am I supposed
to answer the question?

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somebody asks you a question you just
give them the old... razzle dazzle!

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alright look Dad ask
me something anything

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okay  did you do your
homework today son?

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Dad I can't tell you how
good it makes me feel

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to know you care so
much about my education

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you know I was actually talking about that

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with Max when we were shooting hoops and...

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oh my gosh that reminds me his dad has

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Laker tickets and was wondering if you
wanted to go

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are you kidding me give
me his number and i'll...

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ohh   he is good

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okay uh...let me try it again

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okay so Hannah what's
your favourite color?

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oh that's funny you should ask

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- You see I was actually talking
about that with my friend Lola

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good start now kick it up a notch

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on our way to San Diego-
i say kick it!

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- In Donald Trumps Golden Blimp ...
- yes

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and we were looking over the majestic
Pacific- Don't offend the other oceans!

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- the majestic mighty waters-
-nice save now take me home

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and I just thought about how lucky I am
to live in such a beautiful magic world

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so the student becomes the master my
work here is done yarda yarda yarda

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now if you'll excuse me I have
to unleash this...

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on the world!

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hey hold on just a second son...uh did
you actually finish your homework or not?

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c'mon Dad

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nexy year I'll go off to college
and you're not gonna be there to constantly

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hound me about my homework

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that's something I'm gonna have to do for
myself

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and that's never gonna happen unless
you start backing off

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I'm sorry Jackson
you're right- thanks

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Dad- oh sweet pea
he got me again!

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Well on the plus side...
he's got lawyer written all over him.

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that's it that's it
now show me angry!

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yes now show me sad!

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I love it!  now strut!

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Now show me your inner tiger!

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now you're on fire so
burn me baby burn me

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why settle for average

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when you can have a dream match

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at last my world make sense again

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up is up down is down and
losers are still losers

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we're not losers  we're...average

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don't worry you average little heads boys,

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nobody buys this magazine anyway

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-yeah
-yeah

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that's why I had this made

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so once again just to be perfectly
clear reading is a wonderful thing

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and I Hannah Montana strongly
recommand it to all my fans

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and even kids who aren't my fans

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because reading is that important.
Pick up nail polish remover and floss.

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Sorry. I have to get
that on the way home.

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I should've stopped reading but
once I started it's just so darn fun

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the end

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well said

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you know Hannah I'm always looking for
a great book what's your favourite?

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my favourite?

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00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,160
mine is the James And Giant Peach

240
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I just love the idea of a big PEACH

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Mack no one cares

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so Hannah you were saying?

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well you know I just...

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I just love so many many many books

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and you know what you should see the
stack of books on my bedside table

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which is a gorgeous
table by the way

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I got it on tour in Japan

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yeah what a fascinating country

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as all the countries are in
this beautiful magic world

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it is, isn't it?
it's a magic world full of books

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and your favourite would be?

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well you know I don't really
like picking favourites

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I think of books as little..uh.. kids.
Little paperback bundles of joy!

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so how could you expect a
mother to pick her favourite£¿

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my mom did

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my bother Marvin

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who grown up to be a bald
unhappy pharmacist in long beach

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who looks good now mom?

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five days a week people

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so Hannah why don't we take some
questions from your fans in the audience?

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great I love my fans

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and people who aren't
my fans

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I love everybody in this beautiful
magic world

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hi I'm Isabel.and I'm confused

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I used to like carrots but then you
said you hated them so then I hated them

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then you said you liked them so...
do I like them now or not?

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of course carrots are wonderful

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then why did you say you hated them?
were you lying?

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uh...well Isabel that question
took a whole lot of courage

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and speaking of courage what about
that Washington crossing the Delaware

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oh oh that reminds me
what did Dela wear?

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Maybe a New Jersey

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I don't know but i'll ask her

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like Alaska

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next question

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I love reading but then you said that you
hated it

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and now you say you like it again
and..

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I just don't know what to do..

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oh no honey don't cry just cause I don't
like reading doesn't mean you don't have to

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so you don't like reading again!

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- I didn't say that!
- yes you did

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ok ok what I meant was-
make up your mind!

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you're right mommy
celebrities are flakes.

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you're flake  you're right

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seriously Hannah it..it
is a bit confusing

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I mean these kids look up to you, you
should just choose your words more carefully

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that's what I'm trying to do-
well you're not doing a very good job

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okay listen

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this is what I am not doing

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I'm not being straightforward
with you guys

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the truth is I hate carrots

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I always have I always will

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let me see a show of hands of how many of
you guys

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actually like every single
vegetable

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every vegetable?

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Brussel sprouts?

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- To be fair I didn't know
that was a vegetable.

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of course you didn't that's okay that's okay

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and hey I love books and I wish I had
more time for reading but I don't

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and just because I can't
doesn't mean you shouldn't

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I mean if one of your friends didn't like
carrots or...

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didn't read much would that
stop you from eating carrots or reading?

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no

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right so don't do what I
do just because I'm famous

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I think what Hannah saying here is her likes
or dislikes are no more important than yours

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self worth comes from
you not from others

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well that's right not just
another pretty face people

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but it is pretty, isn't it?

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so do you guys have any
more questions for me?

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I promise to be honest

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what's your biggest secret?

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okay now it's time for a
beautiful magical commercial

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see you tomorrow losers

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go go go

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1 2 3

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great

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average with just a hint of dumb,
this will be perfect for your next ad

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uh...next ad?

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Arvins Learning centre go
from brainless to brilliant

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forget it lady. you humiliated us
once and you are not gonna do it again

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what you call average we call real

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so maybe we don't look
like that guy, who does?

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will that guy looks like....

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we're not gonna apologize
for who we are- yeah

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and there is nothing- nothing

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In this world that would ever make us
compromise our integrity EVER again. -

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ever again!

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I'll give you each 1000 dollars

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- So like mildly dumb or super dumb?
- we can do it all