1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:02,560 I thought I meant something to you Eddie! 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,680 But if you give up now you're not just giving up on yourself... 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,560 you're giving up on us! 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,680 You think I don't know that. 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,600 You think this isn't tearing me apart inside. 6 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:18,760 Arr.... 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,480 Then hang on Eddie! 8 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:24,200 Hang on to the life that we could have together! 9 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,200 But the water is so cold Joannie... 10 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,600 I can't feel my legs. 11 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:34,560 I'm sorry. 12 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,680 I just... I just need a second to get back into character. 13 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:41,120 You know, so I can give back everything you're giving me. 14 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,520 I did sense you were holding back. 15 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,760 That's why you're the best casting director in town! 16 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,720 He's killing me. 17 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,440 Just calm down honey. 18 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,520 Calm down? 19 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,800 How am I supposed to convince Rob Reiner 20 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,760 one of the top directors in Hollywood that I'm right for the part 21 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,480 if I'm auditioning with a cross between Shia LaBoring and Tom Snooze. 22 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:06,080 Or, Leonardo Decarmitoz and Snorlando Bloom! Hahaha! 23 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,360 I laughed at yours! 24 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,880 I got an idea, darling. 25 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,520 Excuse me, Howard. 26 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,480 Would it be alright if I read the lines with Hannah one time? 27 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,680 You know, it might just make her more comfortable. 28 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,680 But can you deliver the lines with the same passion I do? 29 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,080 That's a risk I'm willing to take. 30 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,640 OK then. Action. 31 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,040 Then hang on Eddie. 32 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,560 Hang on to the life that we could have together. 33 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,000 But the water is so cold Joannie. 34 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,880 I can't feel my legs. 35 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,000 Shivers. 36 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,520 Ar, I'm sorry, who's Shivers? 37 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,760 Is that my cutsie name for you, or something, 38 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,414 cause it feels like such a weird time that 39 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,160 I'd be saying it knowing that my leg would be... 40 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,120 Hey daddy! 41 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,240 You're supposed to be shiver there. 42 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,640 Oh, OK. Give me one more try please. 43 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,200 And... action 44 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,880 Then hang on Eddie! 45 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,560 Hang on to the life we could have together. 46 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,000 Oh. But the water is so cold Joannie. 47 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,960 I can't feel my legs. 48 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,920 Shiver! 49 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,840 Lola! Maybe you should read with me. 50 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,240 It was the shivers, wasn't it? 51 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,320 This stupid red light made me nervous! 52 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,080 Are you sure you want me to... 53 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,640 Lola, just read the line and for the love of pig give me something to work with! 54 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,920 OK, Let's make some magic. 55 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,240 Then hang on Eddie. 56 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,680 Hang on to the life that we could have together. 57 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,240 But the water! It's sooo.... 58 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:51,400 cold! J-j-j-joannie! 59 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:55,760 I can't feel my legs! 60 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,760 What about you and me from the top, one more time, what do you say? 61 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,760 - Come on, come on, come on, come, on! - Mile, you just auditioned an hour ago! 62 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,480 Yeah, but it's Rob Reiner! 63 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,680 Princess Bride, When Harry met Sally 64 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,560 and now his directing the next raiders! 65 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,120 Can't you just see it? 66 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,160 Hannah Montana is 'Indiana Joannie'! 67 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,200 Hey, I am hooting for you too darling, but you gotta relax. 68 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,960 He probably hasn't even seen your audition tape yet. 69 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,120 Yeah, you're right. 70 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,720 I probably won't hear till Monday. 71 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,720 And besides - I'm Hannah Montana. 72 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,320 Life is good. 73 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,160 I've got an amazing career. if I get it, 74 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,200 then I get it. 75 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,720 And If I don't then... 76 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:36,680 Out of my way old man! 77 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,200 Hello? 78 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,640 Listen, I really need to keep this line open, 79 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,160 I promise I'll save the dolphins tomorrow. Buh-bye. 80 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,480 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 81 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:55,200 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 82 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,200 Hahaha! Even in my sleep I'm smarter than you. 83 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,680 Miley? 84 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:28,040 Two bars... one bar, one bar! Oh no, one bar! 85 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,480 Will you put that away! We're here for Oliver. 86 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,920 Sure, it's just an audition to play at the school dance, 87 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,200 but this means as much to him as the movie does to you. 88 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,560 Yeah, you're right, I'm totally here for him... Four bars! 89 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:37,920 Yes!! 90 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,000 What? Can't support him from behind this trash can? 91 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,040 One bar!! Nooo! 92 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,280 Hi Oliver! 93 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,440 What's up guys? 94 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,640 You know thank you so much for being here. I can't believe how nervous I am. 95 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,160 Oh don't worry you gonna do great! 96 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,200 Yeah! And you know what, here's a... here's an idea. 97 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:59,960 Let's make sure the sound travels well, 98 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,720 so you know what, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go stand in the hall, 99 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,680 you know - Maybe just by that trash can, right underneath it... 100 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,400 - Oken. Are you ready? - Yes sir. 101 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,440 - Go get them! - You're gonna do great! 102 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,360 Two bars! One bar! Oh mud crunkies! 103 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,160 I need a kick drum 104 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,720 - Wow, he is really good! - Yeah. Great. 105 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,920 Hey, Mr. Meadows is liking it too! 106 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,000 Miley? 107 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:07,920 Miley? 108 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,960 Yow, Jackson. 109 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:43,800 Where is that dummy? 110 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,680 I prefer the term, "Wooden American" 111 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,480 And I prefer the term, "you're fired". 112 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,760 What you doing with that thing anyway? 113 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,120 Earning three hundred bucks. 114 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,760 I'm the entertainment at Douggie Sorbone's birthday party. 115 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:01,720 You're the entertainment? 116 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,360 I'm the entertainment! 117 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,600 Without me you're just a hand! 118 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,560 Oh! yeah, could just a hand do this? 119 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,320 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes! 120 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,040 She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes. 121 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,840 They're paying you three hundred dollars for this? 122 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:23,800 Wow, Douggie Sorbone's gonna learn about disappointment at a very early age. 123 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,720 I wasn't finished yet. 124 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:31,640 - Franklin, say 'argh'. - argh 125 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,320 Hehehehe! 126 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:42,520 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 127 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:44,200 Come on, come on, come on! 128 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,080 Are we going to spend the entire weekend waiting 129 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,920 to see if you got the part or - you got the gig? 130 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,680 Wake up! Move! Do something! 131 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:00,920 - There! - Happy? 132 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:05,360 It is times like these I thank my lucky stars I have no talent. 133 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,640 I didn't get the part. That's why Howard hasn't called me. 134 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:09,840 He doesn't have the guts. 135 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,640 Or - he's having problems with his guts and he's in the bathroom. 136 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,400 Poor Howard. Call! 137 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,640 You know, I sing great. Mr. Meadows is just jealous. 138 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,320 He's jealous that he doesn't have my talent 139 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,000 I mean you know what they say, "those he can't sing, teach". 140 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,760 Hey, maybe I should be a teacher. 141 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,680 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 142 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,200 Answer the phone! 143 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,400 Hey! I'd be a good teacher. 144 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:40,640 Supportive, fun. But no talking back! 145 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,960 That is unacceptable. Unacceptable I say! 146 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,480 Yeah, I totally understand. Thanks for the call. 147 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,360 - Ohh.. - I got a callback! I'm meeting Rob Reiner! 148 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,120 Yes sir. 149 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:57,760 I completely understand. 150 00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,440 thanks for the call. 151 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:06,880 Why aren't you jumping? 152 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:07,560 Why aren't you yaying? 153 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,920 Why aren't you jumping and yaying? 154 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,000 I didn't get it. 155 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:12,960 I'm sorry Oliver. 156 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,080 It's OK, there'll be other dances. 157 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,280 I know, it's just, I wanted this so bad and I really thought I had it. 158 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:21,960 I know how you feel. 159 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,120 No you don't Miley. 160 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,600 I mean, seriously, when was the last time Hannah Montana 161 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:28,960 wanted something that she didn't get? 162 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,520 Oh well there's that one time that .. 163 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,520 oh no I got that. 164 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,840 Oh, oh, I remember this one time... no, 165 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:37,200 I broke the house record there. 166 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,240 Oh, I was so devastated when... 167 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:40,880 that turned out great. 168 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,800 You're not really helping. 169 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,880 Yeah Miley, I mean, lets face it. 170 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,520 You get everything you go after 171 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,960 Hold on... when, when did this become about me? 172 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,680 I don't know, I mean,it's just... 173 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,920 you know sometimes being around all your success kinda makes me feel... 174 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,840 - Like a failure? - I was going to say bad. 175 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,800 I'm sorry Oliver, I would never do that on purpose. 176 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,400 I know, I'm not saying it's your fault. 177 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:09,960 I'm just saying... 178 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,800 Miley, it used to be a lot easier hanging out with you when I didn't know your secret. 179 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,080 Did I mention I want to be a teacher? 180 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:21,440 Oliver, you're acting like you don't even want to be my friend anymore, thats crazy. 181 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:22,760 I dunno. 182 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,360 I gotta go. 183 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,400 Do you believe him? 184 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,440 He's acting like I get everything I want. 185 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,400 Yeh Doggies! 186 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,240 Mile! Your album just went double platinum! 187 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,800 Yay, yay, yay, yay! 188 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,240 Come on Oliver, pick up! 189 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,160 Oliver! 190 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,280 Mile! That's the tenth time you've called him. 191 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,360 Just give the boy some space, he'll come around. 192 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:53,640 Really? 193 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,880 Well, we can only hope. I mean, 194 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,440 the truth is, there are no guarantees in life. 195 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:02,920 Some friends come in your life for a reason... others only for a season. 196 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:08,120 Hey, that's good! I think I got the beginnings of your next hit! 197 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,360 Daddy, I don't need another hit, I need Oliver. 198 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,080 But if you just want to tinker around a little bit, I won't stop you! 199 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,200 Daddy, it's him! 200 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,480 That's great, that's great. If he says anything heartfelt or painful, let me know. 201 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,920 And if it rhymes, all the better! 202 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:31,440 - Oliver! Hey, I'm so glad that you called. - It's me, hold on. 203 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,240 Oliver, stop this and talk to her! 204 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,520 Hi, I can't talk right now. 205 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,400 There, I talked to her. 206 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,160 What's it going to take to make you feel better? 207 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,600 Miley not getting the part? 208 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,600 Yeah Lily, like that would ever happen. 209 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,400 Oliver, I swear if you don't talk to her -- 210 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,200 This is going down your shirt. 211 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,920 Well then I guess it's going down my shirt because I'm not talking to her. 212 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,840 Oh oh oh ahh! 213 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,280 Are you sure you want to do this? 214 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,840 No. But Oliver's so miserable what choice do I have? 215 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,600 Now get ready for the best acting performance of my life. 216 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:13,280 Lola. 217 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:14,920 The door... 218 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,360 Rob! Darling! 219 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,360 Hannah, I've been looking forward to meeting you. 220 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:29,040 Why isn't he standing? I entered, didn't I? 221 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:30,960 Is she serious? 222 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,920 Please! Just do it! She has my mother. 223 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:40,080 You want me stand, I'll stand. Nice to meet you. 224 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,120 Sanitize me! 225 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,360 Good, another well adjusted hollywood actress. 226 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,240 Can we, can we, sit? 227 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,280 Pillow me! 228 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,720 Pillow ma'am! 229 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,520 Maybe we should just read. 230 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,560 Oh that would be great. First I just have a few notes on the script. 231 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,040 Note number one -- 232 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,000 You didn't like it? 233 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,040 "Fade In"? 234 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,920 How many times has that been done before? 235 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,760 I thought it was pretty good. 236 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,080 Haha! Well. 237 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,240 That would explain your shirt. 238 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:24,360 Haha ha...laugh Please Laugh. 239 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,720 I'm not gonna laugh! 240 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,680 She trashes my script, she insults my shirt, 241 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,640 and... and what is with that stuffed dog! 242 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:37,480 Oh!Stuffed! Captain Cuddles is a real dog! 243 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,560 Real I tell you! 244 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,560 Listen, Hannah- No, you listen, meathead! 245 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,320 - You insult Fluffy ... - Captain Cuddles! 246 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,720 AKA Captain Cuddles... 247 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,120 You insult me! 248 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,400 Now apologize. 249 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:51,880 He's waiting. 250 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,280 I've never talked to a stuffed animal in my life! 251 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:57,800 Except my Aunt Esther at Thanksgiving dinner. 252 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,800 Talk about a rodent of unusual size! 253 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,240 You don't want to work with me? That is your loss sir. 254 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,520 Lola, the door! 255 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,800 Come on, Sparky! 256 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,880 AKA Fluffy, AKA Captain Cuddles. 257 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,600 Zip it! I have your mother. 258 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,360 You got the part! 259 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,640 Hot shot Hollywood honcho say what! 260 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,600 You really had me going there for a while. 261 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,640 But that commitment you made to that whole diva thing... 262 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,680 that is exactly what I'm looking for! 263 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,840 Welcome aboard... Indiana Joannie! 264 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,040 No, no, no, no. See I... really am wacky. 265 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,160 One minute I'm perfectly fine and... and the next, 266 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,800 I'm pouring iced water down your shirt. 267 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,760 Oh come on, like you would do that. 268 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:44,840 Lola. 269 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,280 Oh oh ah 270 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,960 Hey Franklin. What did one wall say to the other? 271 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,840 Meet you at the corner! 272 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,880 Hello! Doing homework here. 273 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:11,120 Hello! Rehearsing here. 274 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,800 Hey Franklin, tell the kids how you make time fly. 275 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,760 If x + seven = 6 x y... 276 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,680 You throw the clock out the window! hahaha! 277 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,880 Hey Franklin, do you want to know how to make a dummy fly? 278 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:33,520 Woops! 279 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:38,600 Yeah! Well your little 'woops' just cost me three hundred bucks. 280 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:39,760 Cough it up. 281 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,480 Oh, about that. My accounts are kinda frozen at the moment. 282 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,000 Why? 283 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,960 I didn't eat my vegetables. 284 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,720 - What? - I didn't eat my vegetables, OK! 285 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,520 I'll make it up to you, don't worry. 286 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,120 Yeah. You will. And I know exactly how. 287 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:06,240 And now, the amazing Jackson Stewart and his little friend Franklin! 288 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,400 Hey kids! I heard it's somebody's birthday. Where's Douggie? 289 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:18,920 - Alright! Say, Happy Birthday Franklin! - Happy Birthday Franklin! 290 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,200 Oh Franklin, you big silly. Which reminds me. 291 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,960 You ever wonder why elephants are so wrinkled? 292 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,880 No. Why are elephants so wrinkled? 293 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,880 You ever tried to iron one! Whoa! 294 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,440 You're dying here. 295 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,880 Ha! Everybody's a critic. 296 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,720 And, speaking of critics, what did one wall say to the other? 297 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,040 Meet you at the corner! 298 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,840 And he calls me the dummy! 299 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,960 OK Franklin... um. How do you make time fly? 300 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,080 Not by listening to you. You stink! 301 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,240 What are you doing? 302 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,160 Getting laughs. Which is more than you're doing, loser! 303 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:14,440 Stop it! You.... you little rascal. 304 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,360 Doing the water bit. 305 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,200 No. 306 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,880 We're doing the water bit! 307 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,680 Hey kids Franklin is going to sing happy birthday while I drink some water. 308 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,320 Or I can just do this. 309 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,080 Oh you are so going to get it later. 310 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,600 And you're going to get it now! 311 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,680 - What a hit, Keep going! - My pleasure! 312 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,400 I can't believe I'm going to meet Taylor Swift! 313 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,200 When can I take off the blind fold? 314 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,360 Um not till we're inside. You know she doesn't want anybody to know where she lives. 315 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,320 This is Miley's house! 316 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:21,920 Miley! I've never seen you so down. What's wrong. 317 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,600 I... I just can't talk about it. 318 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,400 I'm outta here 319 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:33,440 Wait. Something terrible must've happened. Let's go find out. 320 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,160 Miley. Talk to us please! 321 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,480 - I didn't get the part. - Ohhh! 322 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,640 - Which would mean that I falied ... - Ohhh! 323 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,800 Looks like somebody needs a big hug right now. 324 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,320 OK You know what! Look 325 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,800 Miley I'm sorry you didn't get the part. 326 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,920 I mean let's face it. You'll get the next one. And the next one after that. 327 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,320 And I'm not sure I can be around that anymore. 328 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,480 What! 329 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,080 I poured ice water down Rob Reiner's shirt for you 330 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,880 and you don't know if you can "be around that" anymore? 331 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,240 You what? 332 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,320 She the audition Oliver. 333 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,320 You what! 334 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,600 I gave up Indiana Joannie so you would stay my friend. 335 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,600 You what! 336 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,480 But if you say 'you what' again. Ice water's going down your pants. 337 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,440 Well thanks a lot! 338 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,520 OK I'm lost. What's the problem now? 339 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,680 Miley I'll tell you what the problem is. 340 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,800 I mean how am I supposed to walk away from 341 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,480 someone who would do something like that for me? 342 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,160 I guess you're not? 343 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,920 Ohhh! 344 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,040 So you promise you won't get upset the next time that 345 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,800 I get something and you don't? 346 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:53,640 Sure I will. 347 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,520 And it'll be hard... but 348 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,280 you know not as nearly as hard as loosing a friend like you. 349 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,360 Double ohh. 350 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,000 You gave up the part of a lifetime for me? 351 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:05,960 I know. 352 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,600 Miley this could've made you a movie star. 353 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:09,880 I know. 354 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,440 And you know what I just heard that cast Chace Crawford as Eddie. 355 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,000 I... huh? 356 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,880 Nothing! Friends. Hug? 357 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,680 - Get Rob Reiner on the phone now! - Already on it. 358 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:27,640 Rico... Rico! 359 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,480 Why did you do this to me? 360 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,560 Very funny Jackson. 361 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,040 Jackson's not here. 362 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,080 Yeah right. Jackson... 363 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,040 Oh boy! 364 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,520 Who's the dummy now? 365 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,480 Rico! What are you doing? 366 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,320 He attacked me! 367 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:02,160 Wow. Somebody's got a guilty conscious. 368 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,280 Later dude. 369 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,600 Round two? 370 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,120 You're going down Chucky!