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Yaow ming, I like the
view up from here!

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Hello ladies...
Jackson Stewart. Tall guy.

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Can't reach that?
Let me get it for you!

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Oh yeah! I should have done
this years ago... oh...

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What are you doing on the floor?

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Just... lost something.

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Oh! If it's your dignity, you might want
to check the empty box of platform shoes!

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I can take these back. Good luck finding
a store to take back that overbite.

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Sometimes I wish I had a brother.
And then I come over here... all better!

10
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So where were you guys anyway and...
why couldn't you still be there?

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Rock and Roll fashion awards.

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Oh, and it was endless.

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I mean four hours
to find out who won best knee socks? Ptt.

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And by the way,
Avril Lavigne, so robbed!

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You're just mad because you
didn't like the swag bag.

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Miley, there's nothing
in it for guys...

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I mean, You're just mad because
you didn't like the swag bag.

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Miley, there's nothing
in it for guys... I mean,

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moisturisers, mousses,
root rejuvenator... what is that?

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I'll tell you what it is.
The perfect gift for my next girlfriend!

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Thank you very much.

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Hate to burst your
bubble buddy, but

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that stuff expires in three years.

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Hey, don't listen to Oliver.

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I mean, I love mine.
Free lip glopper...

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this is the best swag bag ever.

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Oh-ow! My lips turned numb.
I can't feel my lips!

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I can feel your spit.

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Oh, hey Oliver,
you can have my neck pillow.

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No, no, no.

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You should save that for the
plane on the class trip to Washington.

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Oh yeah. That. I'm not going.

33
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Wait, what do you mean
you're not 'bowing'.

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I just can't afford it this year.

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I can pay for you.

36
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No, that's too much money.

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That's not too much bunny... money.

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Just think of it as...
an early half birthday present.

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Well you know, actually,
tomorrow's my half,

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half birthday, two weeks removed.

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And I've never been to Italy.

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Oh, you know where
else you've never been.

43
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Where? Wow!

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Please!

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There will be other trips.

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Local ones like...

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to the museum of natural history!

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You know Miley

49
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I mean I could be wrong...
but I think she really wanted to go.

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You are a shining lighthouse
in the bay of stupidity.

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Well I have my moments!

52
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So while you future leaders of
America visit Washington...

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my city,

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remember, all men are creatd equal,
never tell a lie,

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and when picking up your costume...

56
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always check the size.

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Ar, Lily, do you have a sec?

58
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Yeah... what's up Mr. C?

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Great news! Looks like just
enough money in the budget

60
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for one extra student to go to Washington!

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And I. Was Thinking. You!

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Really! Yeah!

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Thank you so much Mr. C,
you're the best teacher in the whole world.

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I told you it would work.

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You know Miley,
you are the best friend ever.

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And when you take me to Italy

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I'm going to
buy you a pizza of your choice one topping.

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Let's not get greedy.

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I can't wait to tell the guys I'm going.

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Why is there a cheque from Miley
hanging out of your D.C. Tour book?

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Uh-ow.

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Ar...

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I don't know, she's a girl! Why are you
interrogating me,

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what are you, my mother? Gosh!

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Eight years of community theatre
and this is the best you can act?

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I do townspeople!
And off stage voices!

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Miley Ray Stewart!

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Miley's not here right now,
leave a message! Beep!

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I see you.

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OK, I just wanted you to go on the
trip with me,

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what's the big deal?

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The big deal is it makes me feel like I'm
stealing off you,

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if I can't pay for it myself,
I'm not going.

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I've got an idea.

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We're not going to Italy Oliver.

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I was talking about...
Lily having a rummage sale.

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And I will hold for the applause.

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Hey! A rummage sale,
that's a great idea!

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I've got tons of stuff I don't need.

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I could totally raise the money.

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Thank you, Oliver! Yeah,
you're welcome Lily.

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Oliver! That's... a great idea.

93
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Well you see, that's the thing.

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The Oken Mind... I'm always thinking.

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I'll never...

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yeah yeah... I got it...
no no... just a minute.

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Rico, Rico, dude, I got half the beach here
Could you do something?

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OK. I'll see what I can do.

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Hey other half of the beach!

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Two for one hot-dog sale!

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He's kidding! He's totally kidding!

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Rico, you're killing me here.

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Would you please
hire some more help!

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What do you think,
I'm made of money?

105
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Oh look, I guess I am. My mistake.

106
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Oh no. She's back!

107
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Sarah's still got a thing for you?

108
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Well, it's understandable.

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She's always picking up... garbage.

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It's not funny. She's obsessed.

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Tell me when she's gone!

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Hey Sarah, what's going on?

113
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Just cleaning up the beach.

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I'm getting raw materials for my -
Jackson sculpture!

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Wow, you are crazy.

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About him.

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Hey, how would you
like to work here...

118
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next to Jackson... all day long?

119
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You mean Getting paid while
I'm working down my man?

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You bet!

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Great! You start next week.

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- OK! Bye!
- Bye!

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Aah!!

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Nooo! Not the money suit! ah!

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Thank you! Tell your friends.

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Oah...

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Hey Lily,
how much for this sketchy thing?

128
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Five bucks.

129
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I'll give you a buck fifty.

130
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Forget it!

131
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But it's missing a knob!

132
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You're a knob!

133
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I'm trying to get to
Washington, why are you haggling!

134
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What happened to 'the customers
always right'?

135
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Oh... my goodness.

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Hey guys, hows it going?

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Great, it's going great!

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I am in the perfect location.

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I am wearing my lucky hat and hey...

140
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I just sold a lamp for a dollar!

141
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Oh great! So how much is
that you've made so far?

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A dollar.

143
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Stupid hat, wake up! Start working!

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Hey, hey. Maybe it already has.
Stupid hat, wake up! Start working!

145
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Hey, hey. Maybe it already has.

146
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I ar, found some stuff

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I was just about to throw out,

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and I'd like to donate it to th e cause.

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- Oh, I guess that'd be OK. - cool
and I'd like to donate it to th e cause.

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- Oh, I guess that'd be OK.
- Cool.

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Are you kidding me!

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What! This stuff isn't new... it's just...

153
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I like to keep the boxes,
in in case we move.

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Oh man... the Takamori 10803D-HD!
This just came out today!

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I'll give you five bucks for it.

156
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Miley! We talked about this.

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I'm going to earn this money by myself,
now take that stuff back.

158
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Fine.

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Oh, how much for this! Five bucks.

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I'll give you a thousand. Miley!

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Bye.
I'll give you a thousand. Miley!

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Hey! Look at all these people.

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I'll give you a hundred for
these Hannah Montana autographed socks!

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What? I don't have any...

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Hold on, hold on,
I'll get to everyone.

166
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Oh Miss Montana!

167
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Oh. Oh hi there person I've
never met before in my life.

168
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I'm just trying out this fine pen.

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Hopefully I didn't damage... or radically
increase the price of any of these items.

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- Out!
- I'm going.

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Leave the pen!

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Oh right! This pen.

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I'll just put it on the table with
all these other stuff I'm touching.

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Me, Hannah Montana!

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Come on, lucky hat! Come on,
lucky hat! Come on, lucky hat!

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Well... ar... you made enough
to get to Washington. Yes!

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If you left... ar, from you know,
Washington.Ohhh...

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Lily, I don't know why you didn't just
sell some of that signed Hannah stuff.

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Forget it! So,
I'll stay home. So what.

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Someone has to... get peoples mail... and
water their stupid plants and...

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feed their boring little
ungrateful turtles.

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Bring me back a t-shirt.

183
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I'm sorry Lily. T-shirts are a
little bit more expensive than that.

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Oh, excuse me,
where did you get that hat!

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A gift store specializing
in unlucky junk.

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- I'll give you a thousand bucks for it!
- What!

187
00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:50,200
That's an authentic New
Jersey Knight's hat!

188
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You know, my father, he played
second base for them. In the 1940's!

189
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Please let me buy it.

190
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:59,520
I mean... a thousand dollars and
I only paid two bucks for it.

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- You need five hundred to get to DC.
- Five hundred and it's yours.

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T-shirt!- Five twenty!-

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00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,280
There you go.

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00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,440
- Thank you so much.
- No, no, no. Thank you!

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00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,640
Hey Lily! Either somebody's got sand
in their pants or they're going to DC!

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Little bit of both! Whoa!

197
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,760
Wait wait! Wait a minute...

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my father played second base?

199
00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,840
I'll give you
a thousand bucks? Miley! You set this up.

200
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,440
Set what up?
What are you talking about?

201
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,400
Look me in the eye and super secret swear

202
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,280
that you did not give that guy
money to buy my hat.

203
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,320
Lily, I did not give that guy money
to buy your hat. Super secret swear.

204
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,840
Yes! I'm going to DC!

205
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:49,120
What!

206
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,960
I did not give that guy
money to buy Lily's hat!

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00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,920
I gave it to his wife,
she gave it to him.

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00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,720
Miley, you know she's
gonna find out someday.

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00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:05,280
Yeah, I know but see I thought about it,
and find then I probably done

210
00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,800
so many things that are worse
so it won't really matter.

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00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,080
S-weet!

212
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,200
You see that smile?

213
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,800
'Cause of me! That
laugh I did that!

214
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,520
Sometimes a little white
lie can make it all good.

215
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,400
And sometimes a little red hat
can make that all go away...

216
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:36,600
Huh?

217
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:42,360
Oh no. The guy I got to buy Lily's
hat was Blabby Bobby's daddy!

218
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,960
You know this wouldn't of happened if
we were in Italy... they were beret's!

219
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,240
That's France!

220
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,080
Now... just... just distract her!

221
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:50,920
How?

222
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,280
Lily! Oliver's having
trouble breathing!

223
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,040
I am? Aww!

224
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,920
I think it's the reaction to being
underground.

225
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,680
Try to relax him, I'll go get Corelli!

226
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:02,800
- Oh oh OK Are you a little bit
nervous there? - She

227
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,920
Yes, yes, I know!
Miley's getting help...

228
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,040
don't worry,
you're going to be fine.

229
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,400
Hey Blabby!

230
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,520
How's the trip going so far?

231
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,120
You have great hair.
Let me touch it!

232
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,320
Oh yeah!

233
00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,360
Ah... Miley... I have a girlfriend.

234
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,080
Cool.

235
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:20,880
See you at the White House!

236
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,080
Um... can I have my hat back?

237
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:23,600
What hat?

238
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,440
- Oliver says you punched him!
- Good luck getting to France!

239
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:28,880
He's a liar.

240
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,840
Hey! Is that my hat?

241
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:32,520
No.

242
00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,160
Nop! His hat.
See ya, buh-bye Blabby!

243
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,240
Yeah,
my dad got it at a rummage sale last week

244
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,240
and told me not to tell anybody. Woops!

245
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,400
Doohp! See!
I told you it was my hat.

246
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,520
Hey, Blabby, be careful, I mean, I know how
much it means to your grandfather.

247
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:46,880
What?

248
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,320
Your grandfather,
the one who played ball.

249
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,800
Yeah, yeah! MVP 1948!
You must be so proud.

250
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,840
Who wants to sing the Subway song?

251
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,040
The wheels on the train go
clickity-clack, clickity clack...

252
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,080
You lied to me!

253
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,400
Well.

254
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,760
You super-secret swore that you had n
othing to do with me getting the money!

255
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,800
Look... I... I did it for you!

256
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,960
No you didn't! If you had done it for me

257
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000
you wouldn't of done it because
I told you I didn't want you to do it,

258
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,240
but you did it anyway, so you did
it for you. You .. dooer for youer!

259
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,920
Come on Lily, give me a break!

260
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,360
We're in DC! Everybody lies here.

261
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,840
Hold on kids, we're about to...

262
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,560
It's OK... my tazer
broke my fall! Arghh!!

263
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,360
Would you stop that! Just...
get to work!

264
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,040
Sarah... this is never
going to happen!

265
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:56,920
Yes it is!

266
00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,520
Hey Jackson...

267
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,960
Step off sister! Or I'll hurt you!

268
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,480
Have a nice day!

269
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,920
Hey! You have got
to get rid of her!

270
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,920
Why... is she driving you crazy?

271
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,720
- Yeah!
- Good! Then she's doing her job.

272
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,600
Who ordered the nachos?

273
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,480
That's me.

274
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,040
Hold out your hands.

275
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,000
What about a plate!

276
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,440
Ah... plates come from trees.

277
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,080
I'm not paying for this.

278
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,840
Not paying! why not pay!
Who's not paying!

279
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,840
It's funny. People are having a
hard time with Rico's growing green.

280
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,040
Rico's growing what!

281
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:53,840
Can I get a refill on my soda?

282
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,040
Sure! Hands or mouth?

283
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,600
Hands.

284
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,440
Must be a problem with the new generator.
You get what you pay for.

285
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,440
Pick it up, pick it up!

286
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,760
Sorry Sarah, I just need a little break,
my legs are cramping.

287
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,760
We're saving a planet here!
Suck it up, Dad!

288
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,640
Alright! I lost sight
of the big picture.

289
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,080
Come on, pick the pace,
on the way, on the way.

290
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:38,200
Well, well, well. Who's having a
problem with our new employee now?

291
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,160
You're right.
Green girl's gotta go!

292
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,760
Sarah! Over! Here!

293
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,360
Did I do something wrong?

294
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,640
Where do I begin?

295
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:54,320
No plates, no cups, no customers,
no cash, no HAPPY!

296
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:01,480
Hey Lance Armstrong! Slow down!

297
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,360
You the bird from
mother Ha ha ha ha

298
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,040
I'm sorry Sarah,
but in the words of my hero,

299
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,320
the great Donald Trump, bless be his name.

300
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,600
You're F... F... F...

301
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,040
What are you doing?

302
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,280
Being brave.

303
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,760
You're FI... FI...

304
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,800
PROMOTED!

305
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:36,800
What!

306
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,840
From now on,
you're assistant manager.

307
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,720
Really!

308
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,920
Just get some plates
and cups we can use.

309
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,720
I know where we can
get environmentally

310
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,800
friendly paper products
made out of elephant poop!

311
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,000
Great... just don't
tell the customers.

312
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,200
Rico, what are you doing!

313
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,080
You got a problem?
Take it up with your new boss.

314
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,720
I know how you can be
employee of the month!

315
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,320
Right this way, please.

316
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:22,360
Now as you know, the White House
is the seat of presidential power.

317
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:26,760
The president struggles on a daily
basis with many enormous duties.

318
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,680
Has he tried more
fibre in his diet?

319
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:37,280
Oliver! Sorry the kids' a
little jet lagged. Carry on.

320
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,000
- Lily, I need to ¡­
- No talking!

321
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,840
Well, I'll promise. But you might
want to get hers in writing.

322
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:49,400
As I was saying, ur, the first lady
has many duties of her own,

323
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,200
but they tend to be far less frequent.

324
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,480
Again, my apologies.

325
00:18:56,280 --> 00:19:00,320
Now if you'll follow me, I'll introduce you
to the Executive Secretary

326
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,120
who makes sure the President's
duties don't get too backed up.

327
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,240
Oh come on, you did
that one on purpose.

328
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,320
Lily! Come on. Can't we just skip to the
part where you know,

329
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,440
you forgive me, and we hug

330
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,160
and that imaginary audience
in my head goes ¡ohhhh'.

331
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,400
No! You broke a super secret swear.

332
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,840
Not technically. You asked me if I gave
the money to Blabby's dad, I didn't.

333
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,320
I gave it to his mom.

334
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,920
Yeah well you broke the
spirit of the stuper secret ¡­

335
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,200
the swooper secret ¡­ the ¡­

336
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,320
you know what I mean!

337
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,760
All clear, checking north corridor.

338
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,200
We are talking about this!

339
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:46,320
Lily! I only lied because you
wouldn't let me help you.

340
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:48,360
I didn't want your help and
I didn't want your money.

341
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,960
Yeah but you wanted to be here and now
you are isn't that all that matters?

342
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,920
No! You lied to my face Miley,
how can I trust you again after that?

343
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,160
Has she ever lied to you before?

344
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,240
What?

345
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,160
Jay Demopoulos, reporter
for the Boston Times,

346
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,720
does she have a history
of lying to you?

347
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,000
Ar no, not really, I think we're in the
wrong room,

348
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,520
I'm going to head back to the tour.

349
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,960
Steve Meyer, the Morning Gazette,

350
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,360
you seem like you're running
away from something.

351
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,120
Excellent point Steve.
Care to elaborate on that?

352
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,520
You know, they're all the press,
they have a right to know.

353
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,360
No, Miley, this is private! I mean, they
are very busy people,

354
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,720
I'm sure they have better things to do.

355
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,920
Are you joking? We're bored to tears.

356
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,600
We've been waiting for
the president for three hours.

357
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,760
So Miley, you believe under certain
circumstances it's OK to lie?

358
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,200
Well ¡­ you're right, they're busy people,
they don't have time for us ¡­.

359
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,160
No, no, no, no, like you said, they are
the press, they have a right to know.

360
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,040
Yeah, come on, answer the question!

361
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:47,800
Tough room!

362
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,880
Alright, listen people,
here's the truth.

363
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,920
She's my best friend.
And she wouldn't let me help her.

364
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,200
Ar¡­ Jay, and then you at the back.

365
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:02,240
Is it true?
You wouldn't let her help?

366
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,400
Well only because she's always helping
me and I wanted to do this by myself.

367
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,760
If she was really my best friend,
she would've listened.

368
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,440
Lily, that's ¨C.

369
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,880
Hey, excuse me, can you guys just hold
on for one second ¡­ we're busy here.

370
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,600
Lily, you're right.
You're not my best friend.

371
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,960
You're more than that,
you're like my sister!

372
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,360
- Really?
- Yes.

373
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,360
And how could I let my sister stay home when
I know there's something I can do to help.

374
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:35,920
What do you say?

375
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,160
Well, I guess I was being
a little stubborn. I mean,

376
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,760
I guess there's no shame in
taking help from your sister.

377
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,360
Hey!! Just like in my head!

378
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,280
Hiii.

379
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:57,920
Hey.

380
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,360
You're cute.

381
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:04,080
Oh no. No, no, no. You definitely
don't want to go there.

382
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,040
Ohhh¡­ playing hard to get.

383
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,920
Seriously. I really think
that you should leave.

384
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,680
And if I don't ¡­.?

385
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,920
Don't you be flirting with my man.

386
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,720
OK, bye!