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Dad's going to love the
new hairdryer I got him.

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Three temperatures, four speeds,

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and extra
long cord for that hard to reach back hair.

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Your Dad blow dries his back hair?

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My mornings are not pretty.

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- Oh and - did I mention it comes
with a free comb?- Cool.

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What are you getting Jackson?

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I was thinking a comb.

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- Hey, who's the hottie with Oliver ...
- Dibs!

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Wait!

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That's not fair!
You know the rules.

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No buzzing until I
complete a question!

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Sorry honey. But when they're
cute there are no rules.

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Hey, now you can't
give it to Jackson.

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Sure I can!

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Hey! Oliver, how you doing?
Get some Christmas shopping done?

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- You know, I actually got my Mom -
--- Yeah,She'll love it.

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You are?

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Extremely happy I didn't order
this with onions. I'm Connor.

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I'm Miley.

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I'm Lily, but she buzzed in early.

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- Again?
- Tell me about it.

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So, ar, who you shopping for?

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Your mom... your dad...
your... girlfriend?

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No, I'm just grabbing a bite before work.

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I have a part time job here at the mall.

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Oh cool! But if you were shopping for
your mom, your dad and your girlfriend

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and you already got your mum and dad
something would you still be shopping?

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It depends. Anything in this
mall you might be interested in?

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I've got my eye on something.

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Ar, excuse me, I'm just going to
head over to Bed, Bath and Barfbag!

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Hey guys!

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Hey Sofie.

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Hey Oliver.

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Um, I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to go catch a movie tonight?

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Ar, sorry Sofie,
I'm going out of town. Tonight.

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Yeah, I'm doing some roady work for this
cool new band

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ar... Restrooms this way.

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Oh, OK, well maybe next time?

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Sure. Will do that.
We'll go next time.

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The restrooms this way?

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Who's there
opening act, the "place trays here"?

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OK, Lily, I can't go out with her.
I mean, she's cute, but

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did you see the size of her feet?

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You are turning her down because of one,
little physical thing?

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Little? Miley, Big Foot called her last
week to borrow a pair of her slippers!

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Oh!

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Oh.

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Dude, I'm with Miley on
this one. That's cold.

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Yeah! And you're being
totally shallow.

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Besides, she was kind of cute.

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Cute, she wasn't cute!
Did you see the size of her feet?

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You know... you're funny.

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Yeah. That's what I was going for.

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Hey, Miley, would you want to go to
the holiday carnival with me tonight?

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I'd love to.

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So I'll meet you there?

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Yeah... I will.

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See!

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I'm going to the carnival
with someone totally nice.

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Something you would be doing
if you weren't so judgmental!

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Yeah face it Oliver,
Miley's just the bigger person.

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Later guys.

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Sweet Niblets! I got a
date with a Sweet Niblet!

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- Well, well, well.
- Don't!

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Now Miley, there's no reason to be

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'short-tempered'.

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Oliver. Cut it out! Sure she was
surprised, but she's not gonna' stupd here

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What I'm saying is, she can rise above...

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You try it, it's harder than you think!

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I was a little caught off guard.

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See I, unlike you, can pass the
difference in our...

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various altitudes.

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Various altitudes? Miley,
come on, face it.

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You're as shallow as I am.
But the diffrence is, I admit it.

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For instance

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weird headline

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too many freckles!

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Oh, here we go, hey Baby,
how you doing?

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Back off, helmet hair.

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Shallow! and I respect that.

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Well I don't. Me and Connor are going
to have a great time tonight because...

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Good things come in small packages?

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OK, look, I'm sorry,
it's a bad hobit... habit!

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That one was an accident.

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Hmm... got a little bit
of a tilt there, buddy.

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Oh

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Oh, dang flab it!

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There. Straight as an arrow.

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Dad, hey Dad!

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Cut the tree too short again?

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No! Don't be silly.

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Just soaring up some firewood,
that's all.

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We don't have a fireplace.

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It's always the negative
with you, isn't it!

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Well not today! Because I just got
back from the college of my dreams!

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State University of Santa Barbra!

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Amazing beaches, beautiful babes
and a party on every block.

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- How are the classes?
- The what?

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The classes. You did look
into the classes, right?

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Oh yeah... lots of them.

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They all had big blackboards and other...
educational learning stuff.

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Jackson. Santa Barbra's a great school son,
but it's not all that easy to get into.

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I know, but I've got
it all figured out.

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See, I may not have
the greatest grades,

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but I only need one thing to
get myself through the door.

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Harry Potter's cloak
of invisibility?

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Harry Potter's cloak
of invisibility? No!

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A letter of reccommendation.

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Son, I don't want to be the mouldy
cheese in your refrigerator of hope...

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but, where are you going to find
somebody to write you that letter?

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Right there. Right next to where it says
Major Contribution made by Influential .

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That looks just like...

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Not bad, Stewart.

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But you're going to have
to do a lot more than this

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if you want to get a letter
of reccomendation out of me.

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Yes Mr. Dontzig... very good Mr.
Dontzig... anything you say... Mr. Dontzig!

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Hey, what's going on back there?
I've lost that gloving feeling!

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'lovin feeling! Laugh at my jokes!

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Yes Mr. Dontzig, very funny Mr.
Dontzig, as you wish Mr. Dontzig...

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Oh.

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Now the toenails are softened
up nicely. Get the clippers!

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so...how do you know oliver?

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eh we met in little league

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you have your own league?

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oh you mean baseball!

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i get it now,
it went right over my head

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are you going to like,
hog the whole thing?

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Yes!

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excuse me,my son is afraid to ride
alone and i'm too big to fit on a train

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Would you mind riding with him?

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sure of course

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- 1 sec,i'll be right back
- alright

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Did you have to be taller than him?

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hey Miley,hey Connor,my mistake

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Oliver stop it

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yeah go ahead,have your fun

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but connor and i are
having an awsesome time

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hey guys hey

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i had a really great time tonight

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thanks,so did i and um...

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thank you so much for the drawing of us

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are,are you sure you
don't wanna keep it?

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uh,no no,it's for you,
a little reminder of our first date

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sure is

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see you around

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wait,before you go...

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i'm sorry,this isn't working

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you're right,you're right

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- i'm really happy that you understand...
- wait here you go

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that should do it,i'm just gonna jump on
it real quick and support on your shoulders

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yeah no,still not working,
i'm sorry Connor but

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hey,you have brown eyes,
i never noticed it

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um...this can't happen I'm
just not ready...I'm sorry.

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you don't wanna kiss
me cause i'm short

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no!no no no,that's not it at all,

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no,it just,i haven't
done my lip exercise yet

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you know got to get
them all warmed up

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you don't wanna kiss that,
come on, look

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you know i thought
you were different

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i am different

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no you're not,good night Miley

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hey Mile,and you must be Connor!

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I'd have bought you something to
eat but obviously you're stuffed

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stuffed,that's bunny funny

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it's simple lilly,i went

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out with him realized there was no
spark and,that was it!end of story

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right,and you know if it
make you feel any better,

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00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,920
you can always set him up
with bubblehead hannah

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if you are the short guy,
i'll be your girlfriend

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it is not because he's short,and i refuse
to feel bad because i'm not attracted to him

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- because he's short
- no because he has brown eyes!

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- you love brown eyes
- not on short guys!

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Did I just say that out loud??

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yo,i didn't pay for half Montana,
i paid for the whole stage

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hey,i maybe small,
but i have a big voice!

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not big enough!

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hey,You're only being mean
to me because i'm short!

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don't judge me!i'm a human being!

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biggest teen in pop?
that doesn't look like it from here

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wow,i really blew with Connor,

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i gotta go clean up this mess

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00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,880
uh,what about this mess?

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Nah, I'll blame it on Jackson.
That's what brothers are for.

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00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,720
can't believe we have to spend our
weekend doing that man's laundry!

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00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:25,920
Last thing i wanna do in this beautiful
morning is fold up that man's delicates

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00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,360
And on what planet
is this delicate?

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00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,720
i'll never be able to watch
another Tarzan movie again!

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00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,440
my dear friends on
the admission board

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00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:45,640
Jackson Stewart is a most promising
young student i've ever met

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00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,280
blah blah blah,I've given you millions,
let the half wit in

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Santa Barbra here i come!

193
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,440
thank you dontzig,thankya thankya

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00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,440
not so fast,
there's one little caveate

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man i thought i massage
your carveartsyesterday

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00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,080
wow,you are dumb!!

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00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,880
come on Dontzig he did everything you ask,
just give him that letter

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00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,280
oh i'd be happy to Stewart,
just 1 last little favor

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- i have a sister
- i feel sorry for her

200
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,120
she happens to be a
big Robbie Ray fan!

201
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,200
i'm starting to feel sorry for me

202
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,640
oh quit your whinning,

203
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,680
one afternoon with
sis and Malibu's most unwanted

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00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,320
gets to go to college!

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00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,920
pls dad i mean,who knows,
maybe she's nice and pretty?

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00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,040
maybe she's nice?

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00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,720
she happens to be a total babe!!

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00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:56,160
oh my gosh,it's Robbie Ray!

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00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,560
i don't believe it!

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00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:03,040
- come on Dontzig,you're not fooling
anybody with that wig - what wig?

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00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,000
so where does he work?

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00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,440
- i don't know,i'll check this
way you check that way - ok

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00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,360
Have you list already,
santa busy busy busy

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00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,960
ho ho ho ho

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00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,400
- you don't think?
- no!

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00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,680
- then why aren't you looking?
- cuz i'm afraid to

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he's not making this easy,is he?

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00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,600
hey,on the plus side,
the pointy hat adds like 3 inches

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excuse me,excuse me guys,
sorry excuse me ok yeah ok yeah thank you

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00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,480
Connor i need i need to talk to you

221
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,080
i'm sorry,but i'm busy talking
to good girls and boys

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00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,360
what's with the voice?

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00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:52,160
oh that's how elves talk,yeah,i won't
crush kids dreams like you crushed mine

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- but Connor...
- that's it goodbye

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00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,000
- pls Connor...
- security!

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00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:59,840
alright alright,
keep your tights on,i'm going

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00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,480
that went well!

228
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,960
it's not over yet,i just...
gotta figure out a way to talk to em

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00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,480
I cannot believe you
gonna make me do this!

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00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,200
- do what?
- you'll see

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00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,960
that'S...am i getting
that predictable?

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getting?

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00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,440
well come on Donna it's time to go,
like mommy used to say:

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00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,760
always leave when
they're wanting more

235
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,800
- leaving so soon?
- ah yes,she's gotta go

236
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,720
but i'll be back again tomorrow

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00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,840
can't stay away from
my soul mate forever

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00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,880
ah hahahahahaha

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00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,040
her soul what?

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00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,960
well i can't say i'm surprise,
sure she always did have a thing for losers!

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00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,080
but as long as you keep
her happy i'm happy!

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00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:04,920
and you,as you would say,
get an¡ edu-macation'!

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here you go

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happy matriculating!

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Look it up!

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her soul what?

247
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don't worry dad,
no ¡ edu-macation' worth that

248
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thank you boy,thank you!

249
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oh man!why can't i be at the front?

250
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because when i apologizing I don't
want to be talking out of my but!

251
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- i wanna ride on Rudolf!
- me too!

252
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,320
sorry kids no time i got
official reindeer business

253
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excuse me merry chrstmas ya
excuse me oh sorry sorry kids

254
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hey Connor

255
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Miley what are you doing here?

256
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- i'm trying to apologize
- a chu!

257
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- bless you
- thank you

258
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- listen Connor i had a great time in...
- smile!

259
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wait,i think i blinked!

260
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doesn't matter!

261
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Connor i...i had a really great time
with you and i was really hoping...

262
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yeah yeah yeah,we can still be
friends i've heard it all before!

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Connor,elf voice

264
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i've heard it all before

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Connor pls wait

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hey,how you doing?

267
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and what do you want for christmas?

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to be in the front for once!

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Connor pls wait!

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look no thanks,
i have all the friends i need

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Connor

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excuse me excuse me,
buttless reindeer coming thru

273
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listen connor,i'm not
asking to be your friend

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i'm asking for second chance

275
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what?

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i was stupid,
judgemental and wrong and...

277
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i'd really love to
go out with you again

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why?because you feel sorry for me?

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no!

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because you're cute,
funny,smart and...

281
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i'm a total sanker for brown eyes

282
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i don't know

283
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i don't usually date
girls with antlers so...

284
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:23,440
and i don't really go out
with guys who wear tights

285
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but...i give it a shot if you will

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ok it's a deal

287
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,840
cool,um,can i just
ask you for a favor?

288
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:35,920
what?

289
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Scratch right there.

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00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,400
- where?
- there

291
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,040
well Stewart,
you broke my sister's heart

292
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,520
but i'll give you one more chance
to get dumber in the college

293
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,960
no way no how!

294
00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,520
my son may not be brilliant,but he's smart
enough to get into college without your help!

295
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,400
you really believe that dad?

296
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,800
yes i do,son

297
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,440
well i don't ,what do you
need Farmer Fred to do?

298
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,120
turns out my cousin is an
even bigger Robbie Ray fan...

299
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,520
i say good day Dontzig,
i say good day Dontzig!

300
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,600
sorry cous,it ain't gonna happen

301
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,680
Why does this keep happening to me?

302
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,640
oh let's face it,

303
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,920
what men want,you ain't got!

304
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,760
that's just not fair

305
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,640
i know i know,come on i'll
get you an ice cream,

306
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,800
get a little meat on these bones

307
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,320
oh my gosh,Jackson it's beautiful!

308
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,720
it's my size,it's my taste,it's...

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00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,320
mine!

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00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,360
i bought this 2 weeks ago!

311
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,320
do you like it?

312
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,080
well of course i do!

313
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,720
then i believe the words you
looking for are thank you

314
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,600
jackson,this is so cute,
where did you get it?

315
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,720
the same place he got mine,a nice little
boutique i like to call Miley's closet!

316
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,280
hey i love that place!
But I can never afford it!

317
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,200
i'm kind of afraid to open mine

318
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,920
come on hold on everybody

319
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,760
christmas ain't about the gifts

320
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,840
it's about family friends

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00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:30,160
celebrating all the little special moments
that make up everyday life

322
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,720
that's beautiful daddy,
merry christmas

323
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,160
merry christmas darling

324
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,240
you got us gift cards
again didn't you?

325
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,280
in my defense i'll have you know
that your mother always did the shop

326
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:47,040
and i was a little busy setting
up this fantastic tree!

327
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,440
uh oh

328
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,360
fantastic