1 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:05,560 You're doing good there, bud. 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,320 Driving like a real pro. 3 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,920 You may wanna show down here just a touch. 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,480 We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die. 5 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,320 No problem Daddy, you're the boss. 6 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,360 I know what i'm doing old man. Stick a sock in it. 7 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,480 You're gonna ace that driver's test. 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,800 Just focus on the road and stay calm. 9 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:31,360 I'm gonna throw up! 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,520 I will daddy, don't you worry. 11 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:37,200 That driver's licence is practically already in my hand. 12 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:41,800 And then I'll nerver have to drive with your parental paranoid boy again. 13 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,920 Seatbell, check. 14 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,440 Side view mirror check. 15 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:02,680 Guy in side view mirror ... check him out. 16 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:10,560 Is it too much to ask people to clean up after their dog? 17 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,600 Is that part of the test, 'cause it was not in the manual. 18 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,240 I mean look at this. 19 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,960 Ew... Ew... I'll have to. 20 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:19,720 You know may be you could wipe that off outside my brand new... 21 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,800 car, too late. 22 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,480 Let's get going. We're overbooked and I'm all backed up. 23 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,600 Wish I could say the same for the dog! 24 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,160 Both hands on the wheel please. 25 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,280 Head inside the car please. 26 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,880 and close the window, I'm fighting a cold. 27 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:50,360 But the smell? 28 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,920 It doesn't bother me, thanks for asking. 29 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,560 Look at that, It's already yellow. 30 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,840 OK, that's it. 31 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,000 Get out of my car! 32 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,440 Take your snotty nose and your stinky toes with you! 33 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,320 On the bright sight, I used my blinker before I pulled over. 34 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,320 Here we go everybody. 35 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:36,960 Come on! 36 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:27,640 But it's not end in the world. 37 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,520 They'll let you take the test again in two weeks. 38 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,000 I know, but it's so not fair! 39 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,320 The only good thing is you're the only one that I actually told I was doing the test. 40 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:37,440 Aha ... 41 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:40,480 What did you do? 42 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,600 well.... 43 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,160 Here comes Miley Stewart she passed her driver test. 44 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,200 She's kicking it behind the wheel not walking like the rest. 45 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,000 - She can drive it home - Say what, say what 46 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,400 - I said, she can drive it home - Say what, say what 47 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,760 Word and respect. Your road. 48 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,000 I may have mentioned it to Oliver. 49 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,960 So, first kid in our class to hit the highway, 50 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,440 tell us all about it! 51 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,680 Well... I... you know.... 52 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:24,160 Driving I personally think is overrated ... 53 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,160 And It hurts our planet ... 54 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:30,000 And not driving now that takes some courage! 55 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,480 I don't think I'm gonna drive today or tomorrow 56 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,360 That's how strongly I feel! 57 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:37,400 Wow. 58 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:42,000 You know that is just about the stupidest thing that I've ever heard. 59 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,120 Ok! Listen up, I'm only gonna say this once 60 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,880 - The truth about it is... - Hey, 61 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,640 anybody seen Amsber? 62 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:56,360 Oh wait! There she is driving her brand new car with her brand new license. 63 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,560 Look! Look, It's canary yellow with matching leather seat.... 64 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,440 Which is tacky ... really really tacky. 65 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,720 Yes, Yes, I know what you are thinking. Isn't she fabulous! 66 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,320 Raise your hand if you wish you're me. 67 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,280 I do ... I do. 68 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,360 That's it? Only one hand. 69 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:23,120 You know what? You're all just jelous, because I got my license before you guys 70 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,160 Yep, First in the class. 71 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,480 Oh no, You're not... 72 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:26,880 Oh boy! 73 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:27,320 - walk. - Ya. 74 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,800 Don't you ... go ahead, Miley. Why don't you tell her? 75 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,120 Ha... ha... funny story. 76 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:36,600 Help me! 77 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:38,760 I'm waiting! 78 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,200 she's not to answer you! 79 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,880 Yeah! I don't. You're wanna know why? 80 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:44,680 Bring it on, baby! 81 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,960 Because this is American, that's why! 82 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:48,720 Yeah! 83 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,080 And in this country people have rights. 84 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,200 And another something called freedom of speech... 85 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,840 or not to speech! 86 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,480 Yeah, She failed, didn't she? 87 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,520 Back to you, baby. 88 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,760 No, I did not fail. 89 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:07,440 Oh... 90 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,040 well, Then I guess that you'll be driving 91 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,680 to the big North Beach party tonight. 92 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,120 Ofcouse that ... that's tonight? 93 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,560 Is there a problem? 94 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,000 No 95 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,600 Yes 96 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:19,880 Oh boy! 97 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,600 I wonder if she like my rap? 98 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:36,040 Daddy! I have got to drive to that party tonight! 99 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,760 You have to convince them to let me retest the test. 100 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:44,120 You know, use that: "Well hello darling", Oh chuck, southern thing of yours. 101 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,520 You know, like you do when you want the lady 102 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,800 at the grocery store use your expired coupons. 103 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,720 Hey Miles, Do you really think if I could convince DMV at anything 104 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,320 I'd still have this for driver's license photo? 105 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,040 Yeah, I was in the middle of sneeze, when they took the picture, 106 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,960 now everytime I show my ID, I gotta go ... 107 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,640 Well, at least ... can drive! 108 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,160 Honney, I know you're dispointed, 109 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,480 but you can retake the test in the couple weeks. 110 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,680 And until then your borhter can drive you around. 111 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,920 No, no, no, no, no .... 112 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,280 Why, why, why, why, .... 113 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,920 You, you, you, you .... 114 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,880 Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch ... 115 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,200 See, I told to you he wanna do. 116 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,160 Daddy, please. 117 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,400 Oh, come on baby, rules are rules. 118 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,880 You're just gonna have to wait. 119 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:41,200 You're right. 120 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,360 There is nothing else that I can do. 121 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:50,160 but you know... wait and, wait and, wait ... 122 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,520 until you can't hear me anymore.. 123 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:59,360 Hey Lily, meet me at the bus stop. This girl is getting her license. 124 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,000 Hey dad, there look at this. 125 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,680 I just find the picture of me when I was six months old. 126 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:09,320 Sweet, cuddly and so so happy... 127 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,560 and then you ruined it by having that little devil child.. 128 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,960 You gotto learn to laugh at life's little difficulties. 129 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,880 And speaking of little difficulties, 130 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,720 We have a houseguest. 131 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,760 Hello, Robby. 132 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,320 No, no, no, no, no .... 133 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,240 Why, why, why, why, .... 134 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,000 You, you, you, you .... 135 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,880 Hey, His parents were out of town for the weeken. 136 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,600 So I said he could stay with us. 137 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,880 Look son, he's folks are nice people. beside ... 138 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,240 helping out a neighbor is what life's about 139 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,320 Ok, old man, what did they give you? 140 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,680 Laker tickets, court side. 141 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,440 feels so good on the open soars 142 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,160 May be I should head out for VIP parking. 143 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,520 You really think that they're gonna let you retake the test on the same day? 144 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,480 They have to! 145 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,160 If I don't drive myself to that beach party tonight. 146 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,680 My life will be miserable. 147 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,080 What are you talking about? You're ... Hannah Montana. 148 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,200 Nah, That doesn't count. 149 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,720 Ok, I'm just going to tell the lady what happened. 150 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,800 Look at that sweet face. 151 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,800 She would definitely make an exception. 152 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:31,200 No! 153 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,800 Rules are rules, Bargo! 154 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,760 I'm the governor of California. 155 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,000 And I'm the Qeen of this window. 156 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:45,240 Your appointment was scheduled for 12.20 is 12.22 157 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,680 Your appointment has been terminated. 158 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,520 That's right, I went there. 159 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,240 I'll be back. 160 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,880 Not for the next two weeks, you won't. Next! 161 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,320 I'm so dead! 162 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:09,160 Yeah, Honey, Please, the hannah concert is sold out. 163 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:13,160 If mommy could get you better seats you know that she would. 164 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,440 And Hannah is very much alive! 165 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:23,240 Uhm ha? Next. 166 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,000 - Hello - Oh my god, It's Hannah Montana! 167 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,160 Today I'm not an international pop sensation. 168 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,680 I'm just another citizen here to take my driver test. 169 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,960 How refreshing is that? Standing in the line, 170 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:43,720 waiting her turn, 171 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,560 - she's just a regular.... I don't know - Why are you talking? 172 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,040 Oh, no 173 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,440 I must have left my paperwork at home and 174 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:58,000 grabbed these complimentary backstage passes by mistake. 175 00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,960 Whatever will I do now? 176 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,800 Oh, you don't worry. You talented little Hannah about that. 177 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,160 - I'll be just a minute - Sure 178 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,080 - No,no,no. - Ok. 179 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,080 Wait a minute, Let's say you do get the license. 180 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,480 How are you going to drive to that party 181 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,280 without your dad noticing your car's missing? 182 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,680 Simple. Every Friday night Daddy goes to the gym, 183 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,360 runs on the treadmil for 10 minutes 184 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,560 and then spends the rest of the night rewarding himself 185 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,680 at Busko's House of Chicken Pie. 186 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,600 He should be leaving right about now. 187 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:40,280 hey, please, don't leave me alone with... that. 188 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,760 I've got a big swim meet this weekend. 189 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,480 You wouldn't beleive the difference it makes in the butterfly. 190 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,800 - Sorry son, every man for himself - No! 191 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,560 sometimes I lie to the goverment just 192 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,960 to get my license to drive a car. 193 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,680 And now I'm on the way to the party 194 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:14,000 to see Amsber and scrubs her face in ah na. 195 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,680 Not good! 196 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,520 License, please. 197 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,920 Yes sir, is there problems, officer... 198 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,160 ... Dairia? 199 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,720 It's Diaria 200 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,600 Ofcouse it is! my bad. 201 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,920 Your turn the signal's been on for the last mile and a half. . 202 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:51,560 Oh, my face's red. You're very good in your job. 203 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,080 They should make you captain. 204 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,920 I'll write a letter, thanks so much for your help. 205 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,440 It's been great work with you. bye bye. 206 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,000 No, not so fast miss! 207 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:03,920 First, explain to me why your license says "Hannah Montana"? 208 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,680 Oh, that's just because ... sweet niblets! 209 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,440 No! Please! I just changed my name to Hannah Monata, 210 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,440 'cause I'm a really big fan. 211 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,040 You know, it would happen to you too, if you were famous. I mean 212 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,200 Los Angelus would be flooded with Diaria's. 213 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,000 It's Diaria. 214 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,160 I knew that! And I'm really sorry! 215 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,480 You just got to beleive me, that I... 216 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,360 or not. 217 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,200 Maybe sometime in here, help you remember the truth. 218 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,360 But, I can't stay in here! 219 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:46,120 I... I... I... gotta potty. 220 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,280 Right there. 221 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,520 Not this lifetime! 222 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,120 Please, just call my daddy cell phone, he'll clear all up for me. 223 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,680 Yes, I'll be grounded for like three years, 224 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,280 At least I'll have a bathroom with a door 225 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,080 and the cursy toilet seat that says come on over and show this about 226 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,720 What's the number? 227 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:17,200 Look, I'm sorry, I didn't know when I invited you over then I would get stuck. 228 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:22,960 babysitting. 229 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,440 I think that's last week's lamb chop! 230 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,880 I'm sorry, You're just not worth it. 231 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,680 Wait, no! I made clam dip! 232 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,560 Heyo! 233 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,560 Hello, This is officer Diaria, down at Malibu PD. 234 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:59,640 Have a girl here, says she's your daughter and claims to be Hannah Montana 235 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,200 What? 236 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,560 Is Hannah Montana your daughter? 237 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,680 Yes, ofcourse. She lives with me and my wife Shikera! 238 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:13,360 Now, prank somebody else. You're killing Rico's beauty buzz 239 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,800 Ok, You have jerked me around for two years and I'm sick of it. 240 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:25,920 Whatever friendship we had is over. 241 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,360 What did he say? 242 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,280 He said I was killing Rico's beauty buzz. 243 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,880 Rico! 244 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,520 You are in a lot of troubles here, miss. 245 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,160 Until I can figure out exactly who you are. 246 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:50,360 You'll have to kiss your cushion toilet seat good bye. 247 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,960 You've got to beleive me! Come back! 248 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,320 Ok, the truth is... 249 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,000 My real name is Miley Stewart. 250 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,960 I'm just a regular girl, who's secretly pop star, 251 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,520 but hide it so she can live a normal life. 252 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:04,000 it's best of both world. Get it? Cute huh? 253 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,720 Where do you kids come up with these ridiculous ideas? 254 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,480 I blame television. 255 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,120 Please, you've gotta beleive me! 256 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,640 I'm Hannah Montana, ask me anything about her. 257 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,080 Alright, If you're gonna stick to this idiot story, 258 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,880 There's only one thing left for me to do. 259 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,360 She's in here. 260 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,400 You know what you have to do. 261 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,840 I'm gonna enjoy this! 262 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:39,920 Oh yeah! 263 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,760 Who is this? 264 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,680 My daughter. The ultimate Hannah fan. 265 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,040 If you can convince her you're Hannah Montana. 266 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,560 I'll let you go. 267 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,440 Ofcouse! That willl be easy. 268 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,160 What do you want to know, sweetie? 269 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,560 Don't "sweetie" me, punk! 270 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,920 December 19, 2007 Hannah performed where? 271 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,320 Hartbrough Civic Centre. 272 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,920 - What did she open with? - Rock Star 273 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,680 - Close with? - Best of both world 274 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,120 10 minutes standing ovation, baby. Oh yeah. 275 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,280 Don't go anywhere this ain't gonna take long 276 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:17,080 - Oh no, I'm just getting started - Hannah not-Tana 277 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,520 In between Pump up the Party and I Got Nerve, 278 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:27,360 Hannah said "I love the you, Connecticut" and then winked at the audience. 279 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,560 What eye did she use? 280 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,920 Which eye? Are you kidding me? 281 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:38,120 - Do I look like I'm kidding? Hu..h 282 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,520 Sweet kid you got there. Who's her mother? Godzilla? 283 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,960 Mommy please, you have to come home early. 284 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,120 Jackson doesn't want me here anymore. 285 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,240 No,no Mammy, It's my fault. 286 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,120 Why am I such a jerk to the people I care most about? 287 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,960 Bravo! 288 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,960 Jackson, What are you doing? 289 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,880 You're right! Like that's really mummy on the phone. 290 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,240 She can hear you. 291 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,960 Oh yeah, Well wait till she hear this. 292 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,440 Well hey there pretty mumma. 293 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,240 You wanna come over for a game of hide and seek? 294 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,680 I'll let you find me my sweet little cherio 295 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:32,520 Oh! Oh no! No, no, I didn't know! But no ... I had no idea ... 296 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:32,800 No. 297 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,920 Shame on you! 298 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,320 Just tell her I'm sorry, 299 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,360 and you can stay here as long as you want, ok? 300 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,880 In fact, I'll take the coatch. 301 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,560 I'll even clean my room for you. 302 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,040 Nice work, Mummy. 303 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,040 Together we're unbeatable. woa ..ha ..a ..a 304 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,160 woa ..ha ..a ..a 305 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,440 November 4, 2006 306 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,760 Hannah, jumps on a paparazi's back outside of a Trendy club 307 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,320 What's the head line in Los Angelos Herald? 308 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,000 Ah... I known this... 309 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,640 Hannah wild ride! Bam! 310 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:19,560 March 17, 2005 Sunset boulevar. 311 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:23,520 Billboard goes up of Hannah with a zit on her face 312 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,720 - Was it on her cheek or her chin? - my cheek. 313 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:28,880 No... my chin. 314 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,960 It had to be my cheek, I always... 315 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,120 It was my cheek! bam bam! 316 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:38,400 It was her forehead. Bang bang, Jerky and ham 317 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,720 We're done here. Listen! 318 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:49,320 Dont't do the crime, if you can do the time. Oh yeah! 319 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:56,520 You get the limo out front, uh .. ah.. uh 320 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,400 hottest style, every shoe, every color 321 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:05,000 yeah, when you're famous, it can be kind of fun 322 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:09,640 It's really you but no one ever discovered 323 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,800 Oh, It really is you. 324 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,440 Alright, Alright. I've had enough of that! get off me. 325 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,040 You cannot tell anyone about this, Ok? 326 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,600 Otherwise, I can't be Hannah anymore. 327 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,960 We can't let that happen. 328 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,200 No, we can't. 329 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,720 Now go tell your daddy to let me out of here. 330 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,360 so I can get home before my dad fights out. 331 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,240 Daddy's little convict say what? 332 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,640 Kids! we do the darnest things 333 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,400 But you gotta love us. You gotta love me, right? 334 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:50,680 You know what! you wanna something so bad that you bent the rules to get it. 335 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:53,240 And anytime you do that it's gonna bite you on the butt. 336 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,120 You're right. You're absolutely right. 337 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,800 Two hours and 23 minutes in the slammer can really change a person. 338 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,640 I learn my lesson. 339 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,840 So any other, you know, punishment would be completely pointless. 340 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,760 I wouldn't necessarily go that far with it. 341 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,360 Daddy, please we not go down this road 342 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:21,760 This is where the party and the last thing I want is to be seen being driven by my dad. 343 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,800 Oh no 344 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,120 Oh yes 345 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,840 come on Daddy. 346 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,360 You may as well pull out the blow horn and annouce my arrival. 347 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,280 You know me to well darling. 348 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,600 Oh, come on! 349 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:45,160 Hi everybody, It's Miley stewart's Daddy dropping her off at the party 350 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,520 Because she didn't get a license! ha ha ha 351 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,520 How's that for punishment? 352 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,240 It is so not fair 353 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,440 Who did the picture on two 354 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:07,120 Everyone know you do it on three, one two three! 355 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,200 It's really not that bad. 356 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:13,200 Are you kidding? It looks like a horse stepped on her face 357 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,000 Oliver, that's ridiculous. 358 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,040 It's more like she ran into a plain glass door!