1 00:00:01,330 --> 00:00:04,374 Next up for auction, we have a round of golf 2 00:00:04,454 --> 00:00:06,960 with the hilarious Ray Romano! 3 00:00:08,714 --> 00:00:09,936 Who's Ray Romano? 4 00:00:10,195 --> 00:00:12,854 He's the star of Everybody Loves Raymond. 5 00:00:13,794 --> 00:00:14,811 What's that? 6 00:00:15,719 --> 00:00:20,040 You know, the guy with the big nose, never does what his wife tells him. 7 00:00:22,269 --> 00:00:23,945 On Tv for nine years. 8 00:00:25,848 --> 00:00:27,102 Nope. Never heard of it. 9 00:00:28,886 --> 00:00:31,427 Ray, why don't you stand up? 10 00:00:31,507 --> 00:00:33,145 Show everybody what they're bidding for. 11 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,000 Come on, everyone. 12 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,993 Look, l know he's not as cute as l am, 13 00:00:43,073 --> 00:00:44,852 but, hey, he won a couple Emmys. 14 00:00:44,932 --> 00:00:45,814 Three! 15 00:00:45,894 --> 00:00:47,811 Stop it, Ray. You're embarrassing yourself. 16 00:00:50,233 --> 00:00:51,920 Hey, kid, you know who l am, right? 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,920 Sure. You're Ray Romano. 18 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,271 Whoever that is. 19 00:00:58,571 --> 00:01:03,480 Wow, this is sad. l'll bid $ 12. 20 00:01:07,198 --> 00:01:08,240 $ 11! 21 00:01:08,897 --> 00:01:09,877 Sold! 22 00:01:09,957 --> 00:01:13,092 Wait, wait, don't l get like a ''going once''? 23 00:01:13,557 --> 00:01:16,238 Fine. Once, twice, sold. Happy? 24 00:01:17,762 --> 00:01:24,389 Okay, up next, we have a dinner with teen pop sensation, Hannah Montana. 25 00:01:29,069 --> 00:01:30,440 $5,000. 26 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,440 - $6,000. - $ 7,000. 27 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,880 All right, why don't you all come up and just punch me in the face? 28 00:01:37,382 --> 00:01:39,847 $ 7,000, going once... 29 00:01:39,927 --> 00:01:41,320 You know, l got to admit, l was kind of nervous 30 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,937 l was gonna get stuck with some jerk. 31 00:01:43,359 --> 00:01:44,750 Going twice... 32 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:46,240 $ 10,000! 33 00:01:47,792 --> 00:01:49,705 - ls that... - lt couldn't be. 34 00:01:49,785 --> 00:01:50,919 Sweet niblets! 35 00:01:51,132 --> 00:01:53,560 Hiya, toots, wear something yummy. 36 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,600 But no heels. l don't want to climb too high. 37 00:01:58,224 --> 00:02:00,199 $ 10,000, going once... 38 00:02:00,279 --> 00:02:03,000 - Guys, do something. - l spent all my money on Roy. 39 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,440 Ray! Ray! 40 00:02:06,052 --> 00:02:08,463 You know what? Don't worry about it. Here. 41 00:02:09,036 --> 00:02:09,920 Here's $ 100. 42 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,614 Why don't you golf with Snotty McBoogerhead? 43 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,920 $ 10,000, going twice... 44 00:02:17,436 --> 00:02:19,101 $ 15,000! 45 00:02:19,674 --> 00:02:21,079 Sold! 46 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:29,130 come on! 47 00:03:15,786 --> 00:03:17,600 l cannot believe it's Johnny. 48 00:03:19,084 --> 00:03:21,873 l haven't seen him in, like, two years. 49 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,884 Hey, Miley. How's it going? 50 00:03:28,404 --> 00:03:30,767 Pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger. 51 00:03:30,847 --> 00:03:32,160 l see you like mayonnaise. 52 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,760 l've never tried that on a veggie burger, 53 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,206 and maybe l should, but not today because l've already got 54 00:03:36,286 --> 00:03:37,730 - the ketchup thing going... - Miley! Miley! 55 00:03:40,758 --> 00:03:43,558 You know, what a lot of people don't know is, 56 00:03:44,595 --> 00:03:47,655 it's also a wonderful moisturiser. 57 00:03:48,488 --> 00:03:50,640 Here. lsn't that lovely? 58 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,006 Moisturiser. You're pretty funny. 59 00:03:55,665 --> 00:03:57,481 My hand does feel softer. 60 00:03:59,925 --> 00:04:01,999 $ 15,000, going once... 61 00:04:02,079 --> 00:04:03,640 $ 16,000! 62 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:06,692 Seventeen! 63 00:04:06,772 --> 00:04:08,855 Take mama home, baby. Take mama home! 64 00:04:09,503 --> 00:04:11,119 Remember how much he liked Hannah? 65 00:04:11,199 --> 00:04:14,368 lf he wins, this could be the start of something beautiful. 66 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,200 $ 18,000! 67 00:04:34,077 --> 00:04:37,222 $ 18,000 to the little man with the big wallet. 68 00:04:37,536 --> 00:04:40,195 - How do we stop him? - l got your back. 69 00:04:43,039 --> 00:04:45,417 So what if Rico wins? How bad could it be? 70 00:04:58,227 --> 00:04:59,578 $ 19,000! 71 00:05:01,787 --> 00:05:04,197 Nineteen, going once... 72 00:05:05,214 --> 00:05:07,707 - Going twice... - Wrap it up, baby. Wrap it up. 73 00:05:07,787 --> 00:05:10,425 - Sold! - Hallelujah! 74 00:05:12,435 --> 00:05:13,873 $20,000! 75 00:05:19,651 --> 00:05:22,080 Sorry, kid. There's always next year. 76 00:05:22,579 --> 00:05:26,360 Unless Hannah Montana wants to raise double the money 77 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,880 and turn this into a dinner for three. 78 00:05:29,844 --> 00:05:31,627 Donny without Marie say what? 79 00:05:33,017 --> 00:05:34,574 You know, it would be great for the beaches. 80 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,931 - lt's okay with me. - Let's hear it for Hannah Montana! 81 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:08,547 Hey, Roxy. 82 00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:14,342 l'm sorry, baby boy. What are you doing here? 83 00:06:15,185 --> 00:06:16,709 Bleeding internally. 84 00:06:18,515 --> 00:06:19,845 What's going on down here? 85 00:06:20,277 --> 00:06:22,520 You two are supposed to be at the Dodger game. 86 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,088 Why aren't you at the Dodger game? 87 00:06:24,168 --> 00:06:25,960 - lt's too hot. - Too hot? 88 00:06:26,167 --> 00:06:28,360 What kind of wimpy example are you setting for your son? 89 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,752 Now, get moving. 90 00:06:29,832 --> 00:06:31,525 Throw on a hat and some sunscreen, 91 00:06:31,605 --> 00:06:33,433 and maybe stick one of those frozen lemonades 92 00:06:33,513 --> 00:06:35,421 down the back of your pants. lt'll be fun! 93 00:06:36,059 --> 00:06:37,702 Now hold on there, Danica Patrick. 94 00:06:37,782 --> 00:06:39,849 What's got your engines all revved up? 95 00:06:39,929 --> 00:06:42,858 Yeah, and when did you and Dad go to Niagara Falls? 96 00:06:45,507 --> 00:06:47,960 That. Yeah. That's a funny story. 97 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,632 Yeah, l'll tell you that after the baseball game. Bye. 98 00:06:51,108 --> 00:06:53,720 Well, great. Then that will give you a chance to explain 99 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,783 when l wore this hula skirt and this coconut bra, 100 00:06:57,064 --> 00:06:59,248 because l sure as heck don't remember it. 101 00:07:00,059 --> 00:07:01,258 l'm sorry. 102 00:07:02,069 --> 00:07:05,075 Maybe l sort of told somebody that, well, 103 00:07:05,648 --> 00:07:07,345 l live here and l'm married to you. 104 00:07:08,631 --> 00:07:10,015 - What? - What? 105 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:13,440 My high school reunion is this week, 106 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,360 and Clarice Johnson is going to be there. 107 00:07:15,842 --> 00:07:17,345 - Who? - Who? 108 00:07:17,745 --> 00:07:20,329 Okay, will you stop doing that? lt's very irritating. 109 00:07:21,799 --> 00:07:24,653 Well, so is finding out that we're now man and wife! 110 00:07:25,388 --> 00:07:28,470 Yeah, start talking, Mom. 111 00:07:29,519 --> 00:07:33,199 l spent my entire childhood tortured by Clarice Johnson. 112 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:36,477 She was prettier, more popular, more everything. 113 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,920 And l will not have her thinking that l am single 114 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,249 and living in an apartment with a goldfish named Denzel. 115 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,623 But you are. 116 00:07:43,703 --> 00:07:45,039 No, that's not true. 117 00:07:45,119 --> 00:07:49,119 l had to flush Denzel. Now l have a doggie named Diddy. 118 00:07:50,632 --> 00:07:53,276 And you expected us to just go along with this? 119 00:07:53,356 --> 00:07:56,718 No, l didn't. l expected you to be at the Dodger game. 120 00:07:58,837 --> 00:08:00,383 When she came over. 121 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:05,560 Look, l'm sorry. l didn't mean to put you in this awkward position. 122 00:08:06,263 --> 00:08:07,658 l don't know what l was thinking. 123 00:08:11,463 --> 00:08:13,720 Roxy Roker! 124 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,603 Hello, Clarice. 125 00:08:18,511 --> 00:08:23,614 You must be Jackson and Robby. 126 00:08:25,582 --> 00:08:27,437 You know, l gotta tell you, 127 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:29,399 l thought you made the whole thing up. 128 00:08:29,646 --> 00:08:30,520 You know something? 129 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:35,040 Nobody, and l mean nobody, in our entire class 130 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,560 ever expected that Roxy would ever find a man. 131 00:08:38,922 --> 00:08:42,760 ln fact, she was voted ''most likely to die alone.'' 132 00:08:44,879 --> 00:08:49,440 Look, when you walk into that reunion with that man on your arm, 133 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,317 everybody who ever thought you were a man, 134 00:08:54,338 --> 00:08:56,100 they're gonna owe you an apology. 135 00:08:57,181 --> 00:08:58,640 Listen, about that, l got to... 136 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:00,561 Hey, no need to apologise. 137 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:04,295 Check out this picture of me and my foxy Roxy 138 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:06,533 cliff diving in Acapulco. 139 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,139 That's my man! 140 00:09:17,781 --> 00:09:19,175 Hey, chipmunk cheeks, 141 00:09:19,478 --> 00:09:20,949 which one of these colognes do you think 142 00:09:21,029 --> 00:09:22,840 will drive Hannah Montana crazy? 143 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,689 Just be yourself. That should do it. 144 00:09:25,348 --> 00:09:26,599 You're right. 145 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:29,793 How can l do any better than my own Ric-aroma? 146 00:09:31,664 --> 00:09:34,409 Oh, yes. She will be mine. 147 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,520 Unbelievable, l finally get a date with Johnny, 148 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,594 and now Rico is gonna ruin everything. 149 00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:44,680 Thanks for getting me sick, Lilly. 150 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,280 My pleasure. 151 00:09:50,582 --> 00:09:52,095 Guys, come on! 152 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:54,832 The last thing l need is to get sick and 153 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:00,578 miss the date with Johnny. That's it! 154 00:10:02,632 --> 00:10:05,767 Save the snot, guys. l got plans for it. 155 00:10:12,724 --> 00:10:14,839 Get away from me. You're sick. 156 00:10:14,919 --> 00:10:17,265 No, it's just allergies. 157 00:10:19,893 --> 00:10:20,880 Sorry. 158 00:10:21,525 --> 00:10:23,893 Can you throw this away for me? 159 00:10:24,639 --> 00:10:26,639 Back off, booger boy! 160 00:10:29,925 --> 00:10:32,359 Hey, handsome. How's it going? 161 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,373 Get away from me! 162 00:10:34,453 --> 00:10:38,737 l've got a big date on Saturday, and nobody is going to ruin it. 163 00:10:50,036 --> 00:10:52,144 Curse this Ric-aroma! 164 00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,725 You owe me! 165 00:10:59,278 --> 00:11:00,994 That ought to get her done. 166 00:11:04,332 --> 00:11:06,224 Hey, can we get some nachos? 167 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,170 No problem. 168 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,280 On second thought, never mind. 169 00:11:20,045 --> 00:11:23,600 Operation Rico Sicko complete-o. 170 00:11:25,694 --> 00:11:28,181 l can't get the Rico taste off my mouth. 171 00:11:29,046 --> 00:11:30,857 l'm gonna have to boil my lips. 172 00:11:44,274 --> 00:11:47,666 Excuse me, can l get a bigger spoon? 173 00:11:49,802 --> 00:11:51,397 That's Hannah Montana. 174 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,817 l know. She's my date. 175 00:11:53,897 --> 00:11:55,126 Yeah, right. 176 00:11:56,546 --> 00:11:58,181 - Hi. - Hi. 177 00:11:58,802 --> 00:11:59,883 Hi. 178 00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:01,666 You said that already. 179 00:12:02,396 --> 00:12:04,464 l don't care. l think it's cute. 180 00:12:05,883 --> 00:12:10,667 You think that's cute, say hello to drop dead gorgeous. 181 00:12:17,817 --> 00:12:21,170 So, l heard you went to school in Arizona. How was that? 182 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:23,479 Not bad. l played a lot of basketball. 183 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,143 You know, it was so hot, it was hard to get my head in the game. 184 00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,586 My ears are stuffed. What'd you say? 185 00:12:28,899 --> 00:12:31,331 Head in the game. Head in the game. 186 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,677 - You know, get my head in the game. - l get it. 187 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:37,045 Now, make yourself useful, poodle dude. 188 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:40,013 l want a picture of my first date with my future wife. 189 00:12:44,325 --> 00:12:45,468 Smile pretty. 190 00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:47,446 This could be our first Christmas card. 191 00:12:48,116 --> 00:12:51,705 Yeah. ''Happy Holidays. Love, beauty and the beast.'' 192 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,349 You so get me. 193 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,510 You know, if you're not feeling well, you could always go home and rest. 194 00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:05,758 Good idea. Let's go, love bunny. 195 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:09,747 You can have my salad. l'm taking the main course to go. 196 00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:15,174 Slow down, little Romeo. We're all on this date together. 197 00:13:16,676 --> 00:13:18,683 lf you don't feel good, you could go home 198 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:19,958 and we could have dinner another time. 199 00:13:20,038 --> 00:13:25,321 You know a year, two, the afterlife. l'm very flexible. 200 00:13:25,401 --> 00:13:26,330 Forget it. 201 00:13:26,892 --> 00:13:28,006 Fine. 202 00:13:29,693 --> 00:13:31,595 We'll just.. We'll just try to ignore him. 203 00:13:31,675 --> 00:13:32,806 Okay. 204 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,224 How would you like your shrimp prepared? 205 00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:43,916 Hacked into tiny little pieces. 206 00:13:49,713 --> 00:13:51,551 Hands off the fancy cheese. 207 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,156 l raised you better than this. 208 00:13:55,659 --> 00:13:57,204 You didn't raise me at all. 209 00:13:57,983 --> 00:13:59,572 Don't sass your mama, boy. 210 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:03,281 Roxy, you're not my ''mama!'' 211 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,131 l'm sorry. 212 00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:11,065 lt's just that the reunion is tonight, and Clarice and... They're here! 213 00:14:12,124 --> 00:14:15,481 Robby Ray Stewart, you take your feet off my nice coffee table. 214 00:14:15,561 --> 00:14:16,859 Yes, dear. 215 00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:20,314 Clarice! 216 00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:24,714 Roxy, this is my husband, Edward. 217 00:14:24,794 --> 00:14:26,031 Nice to meet you. 218 00:14:26,111 --> 00:14:27,568 Nice to meet you, Eddie. 219 00:14:27,648 --> 00:14:30,491 And this is my man, Robby Ray. 220 00:14:30,718 --> 00:14:32,032 Now, l know what you're thinking, 221 00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:34,404 l drilled for good-looking and hit a gusher. 222 00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:41,600 - What a beautiful view you have. - Thank you. 223 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,189 Cost us a boatload, 224 00:14:43,269 --> 00:14:46,469 but my Robby-cakes just loves to spoil me. 225 00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:49,648 The things we do for our ladies. 226 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,745 You have no idea, Eddie. 227 00:14:53,195 --> 00:14:56,892 Hey, Mom, have you seen my college-level physics books, Mom? 228 00:14:57,886 --> 00:15:00,243 l didn't know we had company, Mom. 229 00:15:02,449 --> 00:15:05,055 Edward, this is my stepson, Jackson. 230 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,753 We have a son about your age. 231 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,985 He's a genius with a violin. 232 00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:14,910 My Jackson is a genius, too. On the piano. 233 00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:16,645 - l am? - He is? 234 00:15:17,553 --> 00:15:20,640 Of course he is. He's a real bad mamma jamma. 235 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:21,689 Yeah. 236 00:15:21,769 --> 00:15:23,343 We'd love to hear you play something. 237 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,081 - No, you wouldn't. - No, you wouldn't. 238 00:15:43,487 --> 00:15:45,519 l like to add a little hip-hop flair. 239 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:47,800 Yeah, he gets that from me. 240 00:15:59,269 --> 00:16:00,556 We're very proud. 241 00:16:02,123 --> 00:16:03,366 Jazz hands. 242 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,380 Seriously, maybe you should go home. 243 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:18,298 You'd like that, wouldn't you, you walking pom-pom? 244 00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:21,277 Hey, Rico, are you not feeling good? 245 00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:24,579 That's too bad because this food is really good. See? 246 00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:30,363 Oh, no. Oh, no! 247 00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:34,499 Hannah! Come on, he's driving me crazy, too, 248 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,163 but the poor kid is sick. 249 00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:39,299 And he's ruining our date. Don't you see? 250 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:42,244 He's not mean because he's sick. He's mean because he's evil! 251 00:16:42,806 --> 00:16:44,558 How do you know he's evil? You just met him. 252 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:49,239 l can read people. lt's a gift. See, you're hot and he's... 253 00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:16,974 Yes! l should have thought of that an hour ago. 254 00:17:17,687 --> 00:17:20,109 l paid 20 grand for this? 255 00:17:20,866 --> 00:17:22,289 That's it. l'm out of here. 256 00:17:22,369 --> 00:17:24,829 Wait, Johnny. Johnny, where are you going? 257 00:17:24,909 --> 00:17:26,682 As far away from you as l can get. 258 00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:29,439 l thought you'd be cool and down-to-earth, like your songs. 259 00:17:30,898 --> 00:17:33,784 Nobody's Perfect. You ain't even close. 260 00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:37,077 Johnny! Come back! 261 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,157 Way to get rid of the third wheel. 262 00:17:51,465 --> 00:17:53,227 Look, Robby Ray, 263 00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:56,351 can you believe that that's the girl you fell in love with? 264 00:17:58,254 --> 00:17:59,707 l still can't believe it. 265 00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:04,016 Every day with this beautiful woman feels like the first. 266 00:18:04,096 --> 00:18:06,124 l know exactly what you mean, Edward. 267 00:18:07,032 --> 00:18:09,745 Look. Roberta Franklin. 268 00:18:09,825 --> 00:18:14,227 You know, l hear she's still single, packing groceries in a supermarket. 269 00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:17,872 She'll probably never show up this evening. 270 00:18:17,952 --> 00:18:19,345 Well, you don't know. 271 00:18:19,425 --> 00:18:22,250 l mean, she may not be a millionaire with a gorgeous husband, 272 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:24,707 but she may be perfectly happy with her life. 273 00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:28,466 Please, how could anybody be happy with a life like that? 274 00:18:28,682 --> 00:18:30,114 lt's possible. 275 00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:31,372 l mean, you can get through a lot 276 00:18:31,452 --> 00:18:33,627 if you're surrounded by people who love you. 277 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,534 Well, l can tell you one thing, 278 00:18:37,614 --> 00:18:41,318 if l see her tonight, l'm not speaking to her. 279 00:18:41,398 --> 00:18:44,399 l will. ln fact, l'll sit with her. 280 00:18:44,479 --> 00:18:47,747 lt turns out l have more in common with her than l do with you. 281 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,236 What's gotten into you? 282 00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:50,427 Pride. 283 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:53,101 Pride in myself and who l really am. 284 00:18:53,385 --> 00:18:55,912 Now l'm gonna say something l should've said 285 00:18:55,992 --> 00:18:57,533 the minute that you came in here. 286 00:18:57,613 --> 00:18:59,749 - What? - Get out of my house! 287 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,867 Go on, get! 288 00:19:06,372 --> 00:19:07,846 Way to go, Clarice. 289 00:19:07,926 --> 00:19:09,827 This is why we don't have any friends. 290 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:17,927 Don't worry. l'll tell her the truth at the reunion. 291 00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:19,678 lf l even speak to her. 292 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,094 And thanks, Robby. Thank you for everything. 293 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:31,387 Okay, honeymoon's over. 294 00:19:32,184 --> 00:19:34,547 Just one more second, snuggle-puss. 295 00:19:39,695 --> 00:19:42,484 l am so glad l'm done with that flu. 296 00:19:42,564 --> 00:19:44,252 Yeah, the only thing good about getting sick is 297 00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:46,347 you feel so great when it's over. 298 00:19:49,198 --> 00:19:50,798 lf l live that long. 299 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,571 l feel awful. 300 00:19:53,911 --> 00:19:57,003 - Poor Miley. - Poor both of me. 301 00:19:57,083 --> 00:20:00,668 Johnny barely noticed Miley and now he hates 302 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,371 Hannah. 303 00:20:04,819 --> 00:20:06,181 This might not make you feel better, 304 00:20:06,261 --> 00:20:08,117 but sometimes things happen for a reason. 305 00:20:08,197 --> 00:20:11,227 Maybe it just wasn't meant to be with you and Johnny. 306 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:14,160 Yeah. You're right. 307 00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,506 That didn't make me feel any better. 308 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:18,938 You know, Miley, it's true. 309 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,300 l mean, if l've learned anything in my past with the ladies, it's... 310 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,473 Don't wear your ''l'm a chick magnet'' T-shirt? 311 00:20:24,553 --> 00:20:26,083 That was one time, Lilly. 312 00:20:27,911 --> 00:20:29,327 Anyways, l was gonna say, 313 00:20:29,407 --> 00:20:31,575 if the universe doesn't want you and Johnny together, 314 00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:33,316 - there's nothing you can do about it. - Yeah. 315 00:20:35,013 --> 00:20:38,225 And if the universe wants to change its mind, then... 316 00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:43,026 - How do l look? - A little green. 317 00:20:43,106 --> 00:20:45,415 lt's a cute green. lt's a really cute green. 318 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:52,080 Miley? Miley Stewart? 319 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,267 Hi. 320 00:20:53,347 --> 00:20:55,827 l haven't seen you in, like, two years. 321 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:59,202 - You look great. - Thanks. So do you. 322 00:20:59,282 --> 00:21:03,526 l heard you had a date with Hannah Montana. 323 00:21:03,606 --> 00:21:05,985 Yeah, what a disaster that was. 324 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,267 Sorry, that's too bad. 325 00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:09,810 She wasn't for me anyway. 326 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,267 l like girls who are more down-to-earth. 327 00:21:12,985 --> 00:21:14,427 Kind of like l remember you were. 328 00:21:15,282 --> 00:21:16,498 Really? 329 00:21:17,106 --> 00:21:19,539 - Yeah, really. - l... 330 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,307 And the universe has spoken. 331 00:21:29,567 --> 00:21:31,310 And it had shrimp last night. 332 00:21:57,162 --> 00:21:59,107 Who you trying to kid, boy? 333 00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:11,507 That's right, Daddy. l'm deep. 334 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,067 l just wanted you to love me.