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How long are the lessons anyway? 45?
That's 45 too many.
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I like five-minute lessons.
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I like five-minute lessons.
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Five-minute lessons,
you're not gonna learn anything.
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- I'm not?
- How about 15 minutes?
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- Yeah, 45.
- 45?
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What about 10?
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It says, "Sign up now.
Self-defense could save your life."
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- It sure will.
- It will.
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- Thank you very much.
- That was cool, yeah.
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Who teaches Taekwondo?
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- Mr. Simmons.
- Mr. Simmons?
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Do you like Mr. Simmons? Is he nice?
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- Is he talented? Is he good?
- Is he very good?
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He's one of the best instructors in town.
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- He is? Can he break rock?
- Yes.
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- He can? With his head?
- Yes.
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So cute! Look at him!
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Showtime, boys.
This is what it's all about,
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performing for the people.
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Let's go over the plan real quick, okay?
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You're gonna start things off
with your little floor pattern,
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get everybody hooked,
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then I'm gonna step up
and seal the deal.
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Board breaks.
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Simple plan, okay?
So don't fuck this up for me.
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This is my life, okay?
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Every single person out there
is a potential new client.
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- Y'all understand?
- Yes, sir.
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Okay, pull them in.
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- Who's the king of the demo?
- You are, Mr. Simmons.
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- Who?
- You are, Mr. Simmons.
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You're goddamn right, I am.
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One, two, three.
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That's Julio Chavez,
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just one of our black belt students
at Concord Taekwondo.
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We got a lot of those there, huh?
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This is, without a doubt, to me,
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one of the most difficult things
in Taekwondo to do,
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is to bust them with your elbow.
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And, well,
I fashion myself a master in this.
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So y'all are in for a special treat
this afternoon.
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Fuck!
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Okay! All right!
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So, if any of y'all wanna sign up
for classes at Concord Taekwondo,
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we have some sheets here
with information, phone numbers,
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special rates and whatnot. And...
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You know, come talk to me
if y'all wanna learn how to
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do some cool Taekwondo.
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Nice stretches.
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Raul, looks like you got that acne
taken care of. Looking good, champ.
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Come on, girls.
All right, everybody line up!
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- Sir!
- Line up.
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Feet together.
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Charyut kyungneh!
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- Face senior student! Kyungneh!
- Sir!
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- Face the front!
- Sir!
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Tenets of Taekwondo. Begin.
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- Courtesy, self-control, perseverance...
- Courtesy, self-control, perseverance...
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...integrity, indomitable spirit, sir.
...integrity, indomitable spirit, sir.
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Kyungneh.
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Hey, everybody. You guys are
stretching? I just got finished doing that.
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What are you doing here?
Just come back from working out?
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No, I came from church,
you fucking retard.
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Okay, that's wonderful language that
my wife uses in front of my friends.
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Listen, I just came to remind you about
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dinner tonight
with my friends from work.
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Okay, let's go ahead
and move to the right.
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Sir!
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Could you please take your shoes off?
My mats are 100 bucks apiece.
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So are you gonna be there tonight,
or what?
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Well, I live there,
so I guess I will be there.
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I thought we talked about not doing
this kind of stuff during the week.
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Yeah, but I also thought we talked
about how important it was.
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Okay, you're right.
Importance, importance.
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Okay, for you, honey, anything.
But if you could do something for me,
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and just take your high heels
off my mats.
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I love you. I'll see you tonight.
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Now this is a man who does not
take shit from anybody, just like me.
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Look at him. Goddamn movie star.
Beautiful man. Beautiful man.
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We're gonna take a road trip next month
to see him. You should come, dude.
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Who do you think would win in a fight
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between Bruce Lee
and Chuck "The Truck"?
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What, are you kidding?
The Truck, easy.
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He's the eight-year undefeated
kickboxing champion.
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Can Bruce Lee say that? No.
Bruce Lee is dead.
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Who do you think would win in a fight,
you or Chuck "The Truck"?
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That one's probably
a little too close to call.
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Come on. Steady up.
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Let's not forget our forms, here.
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This ain't a street fight.
This is Taekwondo.
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Stop throwing wild punches.
Come on, kicks up.
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Come on, not in the face.
Not in the face, okay?
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Okay, good. Work him. Work him.
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Okay. Kicks up.
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I'm so hungry,
I could eat a grown man's ass right now.
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Dig in. Dig in. Let's get to business.
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- This wine is delicious.
- Thank you.
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And let me just say, Connie,
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that Fred and I are so happy to
have you and Carlos over for dinner.
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Yeah, usually I don't really like to
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have guests around
during the middle of the week,
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you know, when I'm working,
but you guys are cool.
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It's okay for you guys to be here.
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Thank you.
I think I speak in Connie's behalf
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when I say that we're both
glad to be here. Right, hon?
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And, Connie, you,
I'd like to thank you very much
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for hooking Suze up with a job.
That was nice of you.
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- She didn't hook me up with a job.
- I just got her the interview.
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Suzie got the job on her own.
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So, Carlos, Connie tells me
you're a big-time lawyer.
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Yeah, I just passed the bar exam,
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and I'm working for
Williams, Williams and Turner.
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And it was all thanks
in part to the G.I. Bill.
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That's great. And look at you,
Connie, he's quite a catch.
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That's great. And look at you,
Connie, he's quite a catch.
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Suze, why don't you just
chill out for a minute, stop flirting.
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Connie's sitting right here next to you.
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- I wasn't flirting.
- Carlos, you better watch out!
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I got my eye on you.
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I'm just kidding, dude. Relax.
Take it easy, dude. I'm joking.
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Oh, shit!
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We forgot to say Grace.
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Close your eyes. Give me your hands.
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- Honey?
- Close your eyes.
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Jesus Christ, we thank you for
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not giving us any diseases
that will kill us
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and for having jobs
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and thank you for this meal
that I bought myself.
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Amen.
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Whether you're interested
in self-defense,
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staying in shape,
or a fun activity for the entire family,
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Taekwondo America
is just what you're looking for.
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And that's who trained me.
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And if you so choose,
I could train you as well.
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I could teach you about strength
that lies deep within.
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I could teach you how to unlock power,
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I could teach you
discipline, confidence, self-respect.
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Yeah, well, I just moved to the area,
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and I was looking for
some sort of workout.
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You know, just to stay in shape.
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Taekwondo's terrific
for keeping in shape,
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but it's also
a deadly serious killing system.
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I mean, it's probably
the best of all martial arts.
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I hear Jujitsu is really good for balance.
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Jujitsu sucks.
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What you want is Taekwondo.
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It's got everything, mental, physical...
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That's good, because
when I was in school abroad,
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I really got into yoga,
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and that's a lot of
breathing techniques and meditation...
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Meditation's terrific and all,
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but never heard of it saving anyone
from a gang rape-type situation.
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Meditate on that. Rape.
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I pride myself on really
being able to read people and
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understand what's
going through their minds.
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And right now, I'm thinking
that you're at about 90%.
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I'd like to show you something
that will take care of that last 10.
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What is it?
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Just a trophy that I won.
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A little simple token proving that
I'm the champion of all North America.
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Wow, the North American Champion?
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Yeah, that's right.
1991 Las Vegas Invitational
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Open Sparring Competition.
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Four days of pain and courage,
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but I emerged victorious, of course.
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Back there in the office,
I was beginning to wonder if this was
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some type of a joke.
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Why don't you ask the guy
who came in second place?
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- And, break. Face your partner.
- Sir!
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Kyungneh!
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Shake hands.
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- Okay, rotate.
- Sir!
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All right, everybody just have a seat
for a second. Have a seat.
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Sir!
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Now, I'm noticing that a lot of y'all are
just throwing single kicks and punches.
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What you need to be doing
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is follow those through
with some combinations. Okay?
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Let's start with a simple one, shall we?
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Right hand block, left hand throws
a distracting back fist,
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number one side kick followed through
with a spin crescent kick to the head.
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- Sound easy enough?
- Sir!
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Okay, let's try it out.
Rick, Marge, hop up.
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Sir.
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- Okay, Marge, ready stance. Okay.
- Sir.
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Rick, we're gonna have you
on the attack first.
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Throw a round kick.
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Block with the right,
distracting back fist,
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number one side kick,
and spin crescent kick.
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There we go. Boom. Got him. Got him.
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Got you, didn't she, Rick?
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No, I was just doing
what you told me to do.
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That's fine.
Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
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Think you can beat this combination?
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I think Marge and I know different.
Don't we, Marge?
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- Yes, sir.
- Okay. Let's do this again.
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- Marge, ready stance.
- Sir.
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Keep your eyes on Rick.
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And don't forget the distracting
back fist. That's the key.
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Rick, you come with whatever you got.
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Full contact, no holds barred, okay?
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I'm gonna warn you,
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I don't think you're gonna like
how this ends, hotshot.
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- Face your partner. Kyungneh.
- Sir.
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Sparring stances.
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Sheejahk!
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She still alive?
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Somebody check her pulse, please.
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- Fuck you!
- What are you doing, weirdo?
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I just scared the shit out of you
is what I'm doing.
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No, you didn't!
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You totally thought
you were just about to get murdered.
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Aren't you even gonna ask me
how my first day at work was?
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I'm sorry, Your Majesty,
how was your first day at work?
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Shitty. This Chinese bitch
was trying to start some shit with me.
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She was trying to give me shit
about making personal phone calls.
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And I was like,
"Fuck you, you stupid fucking bitch!
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- "I'm on my lunch break!"
- Okay, well, my turn.
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It was pretty cool at work today
because I signed up a new student.
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That's terrific.
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She was a girl, this student
was a girl, a new girl I signed up.
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And she's kind of cool,
into different stuff.
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Into yoga, meditations,
beautiful bodies, healthy bodies.
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So, what, you're trying to tell me
you like her or something?
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Why do I... 'Cause of what
I told you about yoga? Give me a break.
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No, I'm just telling you that she just
got back from being abroad, actually.
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She was taking college abroad,
in another country.
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- She was getting an education.
- So?
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You might be interested in
a story like that,
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- a success story like that.
- You don't have a degree.
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I don't have a degree myself?
Sweetheart, I have four degrees.
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College degree and a black belt degree
are the same thing. Yeah, right.
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And you know what I think?
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I think someone
who doesn't have a degree at all
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should just go ahead and
just keep to what they know.
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Which in your case is what?
Dental, denter...
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Dentist assistory, or something?
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- Dentistry.
- Dentistry? Whatever.
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I can't even believe
that's something that's real.
240
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,520
You know what? I'm really fucking tired.
241
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,040
I told you I had a shitty day.
242
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,360
I'm not gonna play your stupid,
243
00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,960
"I'm gonna give you shit after your
first day at work" games, okay, Fred?
244
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,960
Okay, well, get untired, because tonight
245
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,120
is two-for-one crab legs
at Captain Olanders.
246
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- Stop.
- Get you in the knee.
247
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,600
- Stop!
- Get your face. Get my own nuts.
248
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,360
- That's stupid!
- Get me in my balls.
249
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,000
Get him in his balls.
250
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,560
That's stupid.
251
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,640
- Those shoes are pointy as hell.
- I know.
252
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,000
They'll beat yours up in a fight.
253
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,520
Those shoes aren't gonna
do nothing to nobody.
254
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,440
I'm so glad you got me out of the house
and brought me here for crab.
255
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,400
Oh, look at that. It beeped once.
Does that mean we're ready? Lookit!
256
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,960
- Who's the king of the demo?
- You are, Mr. Simmons.
257
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,120
You're all goddamn right.
I am the king of the demo.
258
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,960
One, two, three.
259
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,560
Now y'all might wanna
watch your heads in the first row, here.
260
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,000
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm playing with y'all.
261
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,160
Okay, here we go.
262
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
How many slices have you had, Julio?
263
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,720
How about, you've had enough?
264
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,000
I'm not gonna sit here and
pay for you to stuff your face.
265
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,000
So, Henry, how's school been for you?
266
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,320
It's been all right.
267
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,480
Still planning on going to college?
268
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,800
Yes, sir.
269
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,160
That's okay, I guess.
270
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,640
Julio, of course, is up to nothing.
271
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,320
You're aware that
I've been grooming an apprentice here?
272
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,680
I mean, I think that's no secret
to any of y'all, correct?
273
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,920
But who's to say that a general
274
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,280
can't groom two apprentices?
275
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,200
So that, in the case that Apprentice A
276
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:14,080
can't hold a single goddamn board
steady during a demo,
277
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,480
you got Apprentice B, the fail-safe.
278
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,640
- Can you hold a board straight, Henry?
- Yes, sir.
279
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:26,080
I mean, I think as soon as you get
your self-confidence problem down pat,
280
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,160
I think that the future here at the studio
281
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,160
is gonna be pretty much
wide open to you.
282
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,400
I got two words for you, "Demo Team."
283
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,800
Can I be on the Demo Team, too, sir?
284
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,120
I think we're gonna keep you
where you're at, Bruce.
285
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,640
Self-control.
286
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,480
- Hey.
- Hey, what's going on?
287
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,560
Nothing. What are you doing?
288
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,120
Just trying to fix this little dude
on my patch.
289
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,800
His fist looks like a little nub.
I'm trying to get the stitching right.
290
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,680
How was work?
291
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,320
It was all right.
292
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,760
I made a list of who would be
most likely to go on a killing spree.
293
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,720
Yeah?
294
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,000
It pissed everybody off.
295
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:30,440
It was actually the highlight of my day.
It was awesome.
296
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,840
That's cool.
297
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,840
Guess who was the first one on the list?
298
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,440
- Who's that?
- You know that girl Jennie
299
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,800
I always tell you about?
300
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,800
- Yeah, that fat one?
- Yeah.
301
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,600
What the fuck is this?
302
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,640
So, anything else
303
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,120
interesting or odd
happening around work?
304
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,880
Nothing... Not too much.
It sucks, as usual.
305
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,760
We had a little office party
the other night.
306
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,880
Okay.
307
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,680
Suze, sweetheart,
308
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,840
could you
309
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,040
tell me what the fuck this is?
310
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,160
Or perhaps, like, what this is?
311
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,080
Because it's my wife's ass.
312
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,200
Why are you going through
my fucking work papers?
313
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,440
This kind of looks like this is
my wife's breast, perhaps.
314
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,880
- What is this?
- It's nothing!
315
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,920
My wife's tits on a Xerox machine.
316
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,680
And just a bunch of dudes.
Time of your life. Who's this?
317
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,640
A dude with his mouth open.
318
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,240
- Who the hell is this fucking guy?
- That's my boss.
319
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,000
Mr. Fisher.
320
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,760
- Lil' Steve Fisher's dad?
- No, my boss.
321
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,480
Lil' Stevie Fisher's dad,
your boss. Great.
322
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,840
- What? What do you want to know?
- What have you been up to?
323
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,360
We just had a party.
Things got out of control.
324
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,520
I really don't know
what else to tell you besides that.
325
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,240
What? I just need to know simply what
happened. That's all I'm asking for.
326
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,880
What happened?
327
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:52,040
Mr. Fisher and I,
we sort of did something.
328
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,640
I got really drunk,
like Myrtle Beach drunk.
329
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,440
What happened?
330
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,680
I gave him a hand job.
331
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,760
You gave somebody a hand job?
332
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,400
To fit in, to make friends,
you stroked some dude off?
333
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:31,040
I'm just gonna go stay with
my cousin Julie for a couple of nights.
334
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,320
Julio, take over.
335
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,920
Okay, let's line up for forms!
336
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,840
Guys! Stop! We're supposed
to be practicing our forms!
337
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,040
Yeah, I'm being totally disgusting.
338
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,400
And you're just a goddamn angel,
aren't you?
339
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,920
Okay, yeah, beautiful mouth.
Yeah, fuck me. Wonderful attitude.
340
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,760
Wonderful fucking attitude!
I hate you, too!
341
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:43,320
I don't hate you. Suzie? Suzie? Hello?
342
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,800
God damn it!
You gonna hang up on me?
343
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:49,080
How about I take my shotgun
and shoot your fucking tits off!
344
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,640
- What are you doing out here?
- I don't know, sir.
345
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,360
How long have you been
standing out here for?
346
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,440
I need to talk to you, Julio. I need to
tell you something very important.
347
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,280
Man to man, okay? You listening?
348
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,440
Yes, sir.
349
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,400
This world is a dark, dark forest.
350
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:13,440
And if you open up a man
and look into most of their hearts,
351
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,640
you'll find disgust and evil.
352
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,160
- You hear me?
- Yes, sir.
353
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,760
Your own parents,
your mother and father,
354
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,160
would slit your throat just to get ahead.
355
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,600
And when you find a wife,
you watch her.
356
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,960
And you don't believe
a single word she says.
357
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,480
Because, at the core, people are shit.
358
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,320
The only person that you can trust
is me, your Taekwondo instructor.
359
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:42,200
I will never sell you out.
Will you ever betray me, Julio?
360
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,360
No, sir.
361
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:48,040
I know you won't because you're loyal.
You're one of my allies.
362
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,800
Now why aren't you out there
teaching class, like I asked you to?
363
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,720
- They're not listening to me.
- Who's not listening to you?
364
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,360
Brandon, Tamika and Lil' Stevie.
365
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,960
- Lil' Stevie Fisher?
- Yes, sir.
366
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,280
Fisher, okay.
367
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:00,760
Fisher, okay.
368
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,520
All right. We're gonna learn
some lessons today, class.
369
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,480
How about some lessons?
370
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,560
Class, as you notice, Lil' Stevie
has a problem with his defense.
371
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,240
And that problem is,
he has absolutely no defense!
372
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:17,280
He's weak as hell. Look at the
frustration in his little Fisher eyes.
373
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,120
Look at him. He's weak as hell, huh?
374
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,960
Look at that.
Now, class, it's very important
375
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,680
to control your opponent.
376
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,360
Did I get under your skin? What you
gonna do? What you gonna do?
377
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,840
You gonna do something, huh?
What's up?
378
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,400
Illegal contact! That's illegal contact!
379
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,840
No, it wasn't!
380
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,240
Oh, shit.
381
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,240
You do not hit my kid!
I don't care what he did!
382
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,440
I don't care if he spit in your face!
383
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,600
Who the hell do you think you are?
384
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,320
Well, there must...
Maybe we got something confused here.
385
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,640
Me and Lil' Stevie were
just having a good time.
386
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,760
Isn't that right, buddy?
387
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,160
You're an idiot!
388
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,840
Oh, I'm an idiot.
389
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,160
Okay, well, you know what?
390
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,760
I didn't wanna bring this out
in front of everybody,
391
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,440
but you're not really
leaving me any choice.
392
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,360
I think you need to take
a good look in the mirror, Mrs. Fisher.
393
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,920
How well do you think
your marriage is going?
394
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,480
How dare you!
395
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,280
You don't even know, do you?
396
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,760
What the hell
are you talking about, Simmons?
397
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,200
Office party. My wife. Your husband.
398
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,800
Mr. Simmons, my husband is dead!
399
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,200
You're making this really awkward.
400
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,600
Okay, everybody, it's time for forms.
Derek, you got your cup on?
401
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,400
'Cause I will hit you there.
402
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:46,160
You're a trainee, I'm an instructor.
Listen to what I'm saying.
403
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,000
What else you got?
Let me see some moves.
404
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,400
Come on. Weakling.
405
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,040
Come on, let's pretend like
we can do something. Okay, weak.
406
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,680
Come on, get it over!
What's wrong with you?
407
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,400
You're messing...
You're totally messing up!
408
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,320
Whether you're interested
in self-defense,
409
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,800
staying in shape,
or a fun activity for the entire family,
410
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,000
Taekwondo America
is just what you're looking for.
411
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,880
And that's who trained me.
412
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,720
So, shall I draw up the contracts?
413
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,800
I don't really know.
It just seems so expensive.
414
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,280
Well, you're in luck,
because today we have a special deal.
415
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,640
It's $19.99 for the first month,
and that includes a free uniform.
416
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,080
But then it goes up to $50 a month
after that, right?
417
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,480
Which is also a terrific deal.
418
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,600
But then you charge for testings
and sparring gear, right?
419
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,640
I mean, it sounds great, but it's...
420
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,840
I don't know,
it just seems too expensive.
421
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,120
Okay, I know
what we're dealing with now.
422
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,040
- You're one of those soft people.
- Excuse me?
423
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:55,480
You're lazy, and I have a good idea
that, when you came in here,
424
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,840
you had no intentions upon signing up.
425
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,640
Just wasting my time.
You're a weak person.
426
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,480
I could give you the confidence
you need to correct the situation,
427
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,360
but I don't know.
428
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,200
Doesn't even seem like
it would probably take to you.
429
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,600
- Thank you for your time, sir.
- Thank yourself.
430
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,640
Before you go,
let me leave you with one thing.
431
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,080
You will always regret this,
432
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:23,040
and you will never be anything
that's worthy of anything.
433
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,560
Fuck you!
434
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,200
Fuck you, you fatass.
435
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,520
If you were in prison, you'd be raped
436
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,120
because you exude feminine qualities.
437
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,520
You're also a big old fat piece of ass.
438
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,280
- Go home, you piece of shit.
- Fuck you!
439
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:13,560
Denise, could I see you in my office
for a second, please?
440
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,080
Denise, you can
go ahead and have a seat.
441
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,680
So how are you doing?
442
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,000
I'm okay. Class is good.
443
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,320
How about life outside of TKD?
444
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,040
Did my card go through and everything?
Is it okay?
445
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:35,760
Listen, I know I seem like
a serious martial artist,
446
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,480
but outside of class, I like to cut loose.
447
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,440
I like to have a good time.
Have a beer or two.
448
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,480
Go to a musical dance club.
449
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,320
Just kind of really get down and just...
450
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,040
Kind of just be free.
451
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,120
- That's cool.
- Yeah, it's real cool.
452
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,080
You like to party?
453
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,440
We should party together sometime.
I could give you a call.
454
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,520
I don't think that that's
455
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,560
- such a good idea.
- I don't even need to...
456
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,120
We don't even have to go through
the weird schematics of me asking.
457
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,120
I already got your number and address
from your registration form.
458
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,560
I don't know. I know that
459
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,240
you don't really know a lot about me,
460
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:16,280
but you're kind of meeting me at
an interesting point in my life right now.
461
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,120
Me and my wife are
kind of going through some...
462
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,960
I don't know,
just kind of an awkward patch.
463
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,960
Just kind of a weird area.
464
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,960
And I'm just kind of not really sure
465
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,280
if we're gonna make it
to the other side or not.
466
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,920
Sorry about that.
467
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,920
I went through a breakup
about a year ago.
468
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,760
It was really hard,
so I know it can really tear people up.
469
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,200
Wow. Did you just feel that?
470
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,880
What?
471
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,600
I mean, we totally
just connected right there.
472
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,520
I mean, it's, you know,
not every day that
473
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,080
someone will give me advice
that is just totally dead on. You know?
474
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:53,120
It just kind of sums up
exactly what I'm thinking.
475
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,240
I appreciate that, Denise.
476
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,880
Thank you very much. Touch me here.
477
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,640
Let me see your hand.
478
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,760
- Okay.
- Close your eyes.
479
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,400
- You feel that energy?
- No.
480
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,440
It's in here.
481
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,720
I wanna thank you, Denise, for,
482
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,000
you know, just
483
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,400
having some time
for an old champion like myself.
484
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,760
I know I seem like
485
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,240
I'm invincible and nothing can hurt me,
but that's not really the truth.
486
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:29,200
And it takes a special person
to kind of unlock
487
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,560
the real me.
488
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,440
And I feel like, in a way,
that's what you've done here today
489
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,240
with your kind words.
490
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,800
Well, just keep your head up.
I'm sure you'll pull through.
491
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,600
I think I will, too.
I'm already starting to feel a lot better.
492
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,480
Just wonderful.
493
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,400
- I think I should go.
- Yeah, you better go.
494
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,080
- Stop!
- Sir!
495
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,800
- Face your partner.
- Sir!
496
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,280
Charyut! Kyungneh!
497
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,000
Shake hands.
498
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,240
- All right, rotate.
- Sir!
499
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,200
- Face your partner.
- Sir!
500
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,720
- Feet together. Hands by your side.
- Sir!
501
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,360
Kyungneh!
502
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,880
Sparring stance!
503
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:31,960
Sparring stance!
504
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,400
And, spar!
505
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,000
Okay, easy, easy!
506
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,320
He won't even fight!
507
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,760
- Come on, Henry, get back in here.
- Yes, sir!
508
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,320
I know you got more juice than that.
509
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,520
Don't waste your parents' money
being a punching bag.
510
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,840
Ridiculous.
511
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,360
Okay, stop. Rick. Rick!
512
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,400
Stop! Rick! Break! Everybody, sit down!
513
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:04,840
Sir!
514
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,200
Rick! Buddy, you have
some serious anger issues!
515
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,480
Okay, this ain't therapy. You're not
gonna work that stuff out here.
516
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:14,680
Everybody knows Henry's weak
and has a confidence problem.
517
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,800
You're gonna try to exploit that?
Not in my studio!
518
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,720
Fifty push-ups. Now!
519
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,520
- Yes, sir.
- Count them out.
520
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,840
One. Two. Three.
521
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,840
- Count them out. Sir!
- Four.
522
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,840
Five, sir! Six, sir! Seven, sir!
523
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,840
Eight, sir! Nine, sir!
524
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,240
You ought to come over one night.
525
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,160
I make a great crusted salmon
with garlic on asparagus.
526
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,600
- You cook? I love to cook!
- Oh, yeah, all the time.
527
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,200
Sure. You ought to come on over.
528
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,440
We'll try perhaps
adding a second entrée,
529
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,880
maybe from some place you've been
overseas. You been anywhere lately?
530
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,640
Actually, I just came back
from the Netherlands.
531
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,400
Oh, really?
Well, maybe we won't deep fry it,
532
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,560
but maybe something Indonesian
from there.
533
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,200
So, when do you think would be good
for us to get together?
534
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,400
Probably Wednesday night
would be good for me.
535
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,520
Okay, okay.
536
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,560
Suzie, this is Fred, again.
537
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,440
Maybe some of the stuff I talked to you
about didn't really get through
538
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:10,080
because I have not received
one phone call from you today.
539
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,000
To be quite frank with you,
I'm a little ticked off
540
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,640
and pretty much super pissed, so...
541
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,480
Change it.
Figure out how to change the situation.
542
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,800
I am not comfortable with where we are
and this not calling back,
543
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,920
and just kind of
544
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,400
with everything that's going on,
you can understand where I'm at.
545
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,520
So, I need you to call me back
546
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,600
because I am not happy.
547
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,680
So, what else? That's it.
548
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,240
I love you very much,
but I still am pissed.
549
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,120
Okay, have a good night.
550
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,720
Henry, where's your ride?
551
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,120
My mom was supposed to
take me home.
552
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,640
What the hell do they think this is,
a goddamn day care center?
553
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,240
Go get your shit. I'll take you home.
554
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,640
- You know what a hand job is?
- Yes, sir.
555
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,680
It's when a female
strokes a male's genitalia
556
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,440
till he ejaculates.
557
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,720
That's what a hand job is, Henry.
Sex 101 for you.
558
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,880
Makes me sick to
my goddamn stomach.
559
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,280
I've been married to this lady
for quite some time.
560
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,480
I mean, this is my fucking life, dude.
I mean, give me a goddamn break!
561
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,480
I'm married to a goddamn... Some slut
562
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,280
who's gonna jerk off every motherfucker
563
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,720
that knows how to work a goddamn
computer at her fucking job?
564
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,240
Jesus Christ!
565
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,280
I mean, this is me talking to you here.
566
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,720
I'm in full goddamn control,
and shit like this can happen to me!
567
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,640
What's gonna happen to you?
568
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,160
'Cause you sure as hell are
a lot fucking weaker than me.
569
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,520
- I don't know, sir.
- Yeah.
570
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,880
I bet you your wife's probably
gonna butt-fuck somebody.
571
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Mr. Simmons,
my mom's probably waiting for me.
572
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,200
I'm freaking you out there, kid.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
573
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,200
Let's talk about you.
Wanna talk about you?
574
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,400
- Sure.
- Yeah.
575
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,920
Why did you start Taekwondo?
How about that?
576
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,600
Let's start with something simple.
577
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,640
- I really don't know.
- Was it 'cause of bullies?
578
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,200
Sort of.
579
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,520
Bet it was, wasn't it?
I hate that mean shit.
580
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,800
My psychiatrist says
that it's perfectly normal
581
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,240
for, you know, a guy my age
to feel isolated...
582
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:34,480
Oh, motherfucker!
Oh, my God, that's her! Get down!
583
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,440
That's her. That's fucking her.
584
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,040
Look at her, she's with three dudes.
585
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,640
Three goddamn guys. Look at that guy.
586
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:45,320
Look at friendly man opening up
the goddamn door for her.
587
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,520
See how she's enjoying herself?
588
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,560
I bet you that's him.
I bet that's fucking Mr. Fisher.
589
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,040
Look at him.
590
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,240
They look like they're about to
have sex with her to you?
591
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:57,720
I don't know.
592
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,240
I wanna hear "sir"! Count them out!
593
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,160
Sir! Sir!
594
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,240
- Sir! Five, sir! Six, sir!
- Sir. Get them up!
595
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,000
Anyone else wanna be
a little jerk like Brandon?
596
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,960
Come on, wake up, Pete! Come on.
597
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,280
Your weakness is disgusting to me!
598
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,640
Throw a punch
that's gonna do something!
599
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,120
If you don't wanna try,
then just go ahead and go home,
600
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,680
'cause you're wasting
both of our time here!
601
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,760
- I'm trying, Mr. Simmons!
- Try harder.
602
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,440
'Cause right now, you're sucking.
603
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,040
- Mr. Simmons, I gotta pee-pee.
- Pinch it off!
604
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,880
Pete, what the hell are you doing?
Get in your ready stance!
605
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,640
Julio! Will you answer
the fucking phone?
606
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,360
You're in charge. You're in charge.
You're fucking in charge.
607
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,360
You're a champion. You're a champion.
608
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,440
No, you're a fucking phony.
She gave him a hand job.
609
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,080
I'm a winner.
610
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:48,040
I feel my fucking power slipping.
My power is slipping.
611
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,640
You're fucking pathetic! You're pathetic.
612
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,880
No, you're fucking cool.
613
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,120
I'm a fucking asshole.
614
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,920
They don't know. They don't know shit.
615
00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,800
Confidence, strength.
616
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,480
You better keep it together.
You can keep this together.
617
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,800
Strength, virtue.
618
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,120
I can keep this. I can make this work.
619
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,560
I can hold myself completely together.
620
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,080
Fuck! Pull it the fuck together!
621
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,760
I'm sorry, guys.
622
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,280
I just blew it.
623
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,640
And it hurts.
624
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:42,280
I'm so sorry.
625
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,800
Mr. Simmons?
626
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,640
Not today, Julio, okay? Go sit down.
Go sit with the kids. Not today.
627
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,160
Go sit down. Okay?
628
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,680
Everybody paying attention?
Eyes up here.
629
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,760
Got a very special treat
for all you guys today.
630
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,200
A close friend of mine,
actually my best friend,
631
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,800
has decided to pay us a little visit.
632
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,280
This man, I went to high school with,
I grew up with him,
633
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,880
and we both trained under Mr. Powers.
634
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,160
I want y'all to give him
the utmost respect,
635
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,320
listen to everything he has to say,
636
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,600
because if you pay close attention,
y'all might learn something.
637
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,880
Everyone, let's give it up
for Mr. Mike McAlister.
638
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,480
5%.
639
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,120
5% of all people
640
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,760
who start Taekwondo
641
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,680
actually make it to black belt.
642
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,080
1%.
643
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:55,480
1% become fourth degree black belts.
644
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,080
Mr. Simmons
is a fourth degree black belt.
645
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,680
I'm a fifth degree.
646
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,840
But I don't believe in belts.
647
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,280
Let's break some cement.
648
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,160
I'm glad we have this time to talk.
649
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,280
Right away, before we go any further,
650
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,120
I wanna establish a code of conduct.
651
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,000
This trip we're on is for men,
not little boys.
652
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,440
You guys are gonna see things
that you've never seen before.
653
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,600
And when we get back,
nobody's gonna tattle.
654
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,400
Right, Julio?
655
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,320
'Cause I'm gonna do a lot of bad things,
656
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,680
and you guys aren't going to stop me.
657
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,000
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
658
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,240
You guys ever had sex?
659
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,280
Y'all getting to know Mike
pretty good back here?
660
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,760
- Why don't you go ahead and buckle up.
- No, thank you.
661
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,520
Okay. You guys, buckle up.
662
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,960
If anybody has to take a piss,
now is the time,
663
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,080
'cause we're getting ready to get the
H-E double hockey sticks outta here.
664
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,160
I mean, Julio, give me a break.
665
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,440
I mean, it's obvious that
Chuck "The Truck" would win
666
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,520
in a fight against Jeff Speakman.
667
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,800
I mean, Kenpo is
the shittiest of all martial arts.
668
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,480
I mean, it's two freaking sticks.
669
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:41,200
It's just ignorant to think otherwise.
Plain ignorant.
670
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,440
- Check this out.
- What you got?
671
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,920
Oh, no, you did not! Oh, my God!
672
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,240
It's Mike's band, Sexual Warriors.
These guys are totally awesome.
673
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,040
This is great.
This sounds so professional.
674
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,120
Wow, man. You did this?
675
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,840
Oh, my God.
676
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,760
How much longer? Hurry up.
677
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,040
When I told y'all to take pees
before we left,
678
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,680
I was serious about that.
679
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:18,680
I mean, I gotta take a shit, you don't
see me out here acting like an animal.
680
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,280
Missing valuable expo time right now.
681
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,520
Probably already sold
all the good throwing stars.
682
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,800
This is gonna be so awesome.
God, look at all this Truck stuff!
683
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,600
Hey. It's $5 a ticket.
684
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,200
Okay. Y'all got your money?
I'm not paying for you guys.
685
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,160
- There you go.
- Thanks.
686
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:44,240
There are many pressure points in the
body. Some can cause extreme pain.
687
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,800
Such as here.
688
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,280
Another that can
cause a person to pass out.
689
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,320
Please listen carefully.
This move takes years of practice.
690
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,040
If you do it too fast
or in the wrong place,
691
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,840
you can actually
cause your partner's death.
692
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,240
We have booths set up in the corner
for our schools...
693
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,080
Fucking amateurs.
694
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:19,040
And now,
we have a special treat for everyone!
695
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,600
This is what you've all been waiting for.
696
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:25,240
Seven-year undefeated
Open Sparring Champion,
697
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,400
world record Board Breaking Champion,
698
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,000
the star of 7 Rings of Pain,
699
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,000
Parts I, II, and III!
700
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,520
I know him! You know him!
701
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,120
We're downtown, y'all! Let's get loud!
702
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,800
Please welcome
703
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,840
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace!
704
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,400
Break that shit!
705
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,320
Oh, my God!
706
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,640
Is this what you want?
707
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,720
- There you go, buddy.
- Thanks, Chuck.
708
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,440
Mr. Wallace, Fred Simmons.
Pleasure to meet you.
709
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,280
This is Mike McAlister,
and these are some of my students.
710
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,240
I gotta tell you, I consider myself
to be a master of the demo,
711
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,200
and I really haven't seen anything like
712
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,760
what you just showed
everyone in this room.
713
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,040
I mean, that was really powerful stuff,
and, you know, I was blown away.
714
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,200
Cool. Thank you.
715
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,600
I own a karate school,
Taekwondo school,
716
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,640
and I just think that
my students would really love it
717
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,880
if maybe you wanted to come down
for their testing next month.
718
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,440
Why don't we not talk business now.
719
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,960
You and your boys,
why don't you come by my suite?
720
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:20,520
Room 624. Just come there
later tonight and we'll hash this all out.
721
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,320
- Are you serious?
- Believe it.
722
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,760
Definitely.
We'll definitely come by and...
723
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,560
- To your hotel room? Oh, my God.
- Sure.
724
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,280
You think that I could get an autograph?
725
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,160
You're my favorite movie star.
726
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,400
Julio, where's that money
your mom gave you?
727
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,280
- I spent it all.
- You spent it on junk?
728
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,320
I spent it on a weapon.
729
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,800
God.
730
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:54,280
I'm about to shit my pants!
This is so fucking awesome!
731
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,240
Goddamn! Look at Julio.
He's not even excited.
732
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,000
Be cool, all right?
733
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,800
You guys on the list?
734
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:17,640
Yeah, we're guests
of Chuck "The Truck" Wallace.
735
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,360
Chuck, do you know these guys?
736
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:25,040
Hey, demo man!
737
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,880
Y'all bring some hot chicks?
738
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,760
Not really. Just my buddy Mike,
and Henry and Julio. And me.
739
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,880
Then get the fuck out of here.
740
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,840
I'm kidding! Come on in! Come on in!
741
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,240
How's it going, ladies?
742
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,520
This is a beautiful town.
We're really enjoying ourselves.
743
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:57,360
Guys, you look great tonight. Perfect.
You throw a good party.
744
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,640
Hey.
745
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,120
Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.
746
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:06,120
See that?
This guy sucks with the leg work.
747
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,360
This guy is defenseless.
748
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,080
Arms crossed. Trapped.
749
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:16,200
And you're just handsome.
Good God, you're handsome, my boy.
750
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,480
To life! Fuck it!
751
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:26,720
Okay. Oh, shit. Oh, that's cool.
Oh, shit. Okay.
752
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:32,080
- Hold up, dude. You got an ID?
- It's all right, I'm with Mr. Simmons.
753
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,280
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
But I don't know who the fuck that is.
754
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,600
Y'all know Mr. Simmons?
755
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,640
Hey, you should check out
getting a fake ID.
756
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,600
- You know what that is?
- No, what?
757
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,360
You're a douche.
758
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,160
Where'd you get the beer, Fred?
759
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,440
Somebody left it in the bathroom,
but it tastes fine. It's fine.
760
00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:01,320
Cage match,
me and a silverback gorilla.
761
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,840
I'm not really feeling this party.
762
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,040
You know, just not really coming off
like I planned.
763
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,200
I mean, just a little disappointed.
764
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,120
Chuck, he hasn't even
said anything about the demo yet.
765
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:13,560
It's like he doesn't even care.
766
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,200
Plus, he obviously likes you
more than me.
767
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,080
Perhaps you should
go speak with him about it.
768
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:25,280
- You think so? Just go and talk to him?
- Definitely. What do you have to lose?
769
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,280
- How's my shirt look? Fine?
- Looks absolutely beautiful.
770
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,400
Thank you. Okay, here I go.
771
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:37,000
Come on, man, isometrics!
Animals don't lift weights.
772
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,960
And animals are strong.
773
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,240
Who wants to see me with my shirt off?
774
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,640
Your body looks great, Chuck!
775
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,040
- Looking good.
- Thanks.
776
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,800
Fag.
777
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,000
In your twisted reality
778
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,840
Your mind don't throw no tricks at me
779
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,520
You're just a kid in grownup clothes
780
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:38,840
A shit-eating baby
from your head to your toes
781
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,480
You dumbass
782
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,240
You ugly fucking jerk
783
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,880
You fucking asshole
784
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,000
And you're ugly as hell
785
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,240
- Fuck!
- Armand!
786
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,880
Motherfuck.
Armand, are you all right? Armand!
787
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,400
You just killed fucking Armand,
you motherfucker!
788
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,640
Oh, Christ.
789
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,320
This is The Truck's party, guys.
We can't be fighting.
790
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,000
- What the hell are you doing, Henry?
- You're a bunch of fucking assholes!
791
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,240
Julio, Jesus Christ, dude!
792
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,840
Fuck it, get ready!
793
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:27,880
What?
794
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,640
You think it's cool just
to come into my party
795
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,320
and beat up the band?
796
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,880
I think that's cool as shit!
797
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:43,480
Armand, Emmanuel, get up.
798
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:45,440
Bring these boys some beers.
799
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,120
They've earned them.
And you know what?
800
00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:51,720
That little karate testing thing,
I'm gonna do it.
801
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,000
- For real?
- Yeah.
802
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,880
You'll come to the school
and do the testing?
803
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,000
Oh, yeah.
804
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,080
God damn! That's awesome, Chuck.
Thank you very much.
805
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,880
'Cause I like you, 10 grand.
806
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,200
Ten grand.
I don't really have that kind of money.
807
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,360
- It's a friend price.
- A friend, huh?
808
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,560
Let's party, people! Come on!
809
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,840
Everything changes starting today.
810
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,480
Today, I'm gonna teach y'all
about your forms.
811
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:58,680
If y'all would like to get to your next belt,
which I'm assuming you would,
812
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,560
you're gonna have to
know these things correctly.
813
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,480
This is kind of rushed.
814
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,600
We only got two weeks until the testing.
815
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:08,880
A lot of y'all know I've had
some personal stuff happening with me,
816
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:12,120
and, you know,
kind of threw me for a loop there.
817
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:15,760
I got weak for a little bit of time.
Just about that little bit.
818
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,480
But now we need to put that behind us.
819
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,480
We need to step up to the plate.
820
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:24,200
We need to accept what's in front of us,
and we just need to go for it.
821
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,640
This testing is humongous for us.
822
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,640
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace
is gonna be there.
823
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,400
We're in the spotlight.
It's our time to shine.
824
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,960
Think y'all are ready for this?
Think you can handle it?
825
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,800
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
826
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,480
I didn't hear you.
827
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,720
I said, do you think
y'all can handle this?
828
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,480
- Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!
829
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,240
Let's begin, shall we?
830
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:56,440
The name of your form is Chon-Ji.
It has 19 movements.
831
00:51:56,560 --> 00:52:00,480
The yellow belt represents the earth
in which the plant takes root.
832
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,800
Do-San is a pseudonym for the patriot.
833
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,240
Hung Chung-ho!
834
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,440
The green belt signifies
the plant's growth
835
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,240
as the skill of Taekwondo develops!
836
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,080
The blue belt signifies the sky.
837
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:17,160
Toi Gai is the pen name
of noted scholar Yee Wong.
838
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,960
The name of the form is Hwa-Rang.
839
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,840
Red belt means danger.
It cautions the student to use control.
840
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,720
One! Two!
841
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:26,920
Tight fist. Tight fist.
842
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,200
Blocks up. Keep them up.
843
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,840
One! Two! One! Two!
844
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,600
Good form, Bruce. One!
Keep your fingers together, Rick.
845
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,960
Two!
846
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,320
One!
847
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,440
Two! Three!
848
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,640
Four!
849
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,560
Keep your stance.
850
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,360
What are you doing here?
851
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,800
I'm so stupid!
852
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,440
- What happened?
- Those assholes fired me.
853
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:01,560
So, I mean, what are you doing here?
854
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:04,840
You're my rock.
855
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,480
I realized that I need your confidence
and your strength.
856
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,920
- Because I'm so strong.
- Yeah.
857
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,880
That's why you're coming back to me,
858
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,360
because you've realized
how strong I am.
859
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,440
I mean, I know I may seem like
I'm the strongest man
860
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,680
that you've ever known before
or ever met,
861
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:25,720
but the fact of the matter is that
862
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,680
I'm penetrable, you know?
863
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:32,200
I have a human heart
that ticks under here and...
864
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,040
I know. I'm so sorry.
You make me feel safe.
865
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,360
Who doesn't wanna feel safe,
you know?
866
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,680
But I got to feel safe, too.
867
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,800
And in order for that to happen...
868
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,680
I could be the bigger man,
869
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,200
but you're gonna have to be
the smaller woman, to some extent.
870
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,680
I know. I will.
871
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:55,200
I just need you to say it.
872
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,000
I love you.
873
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,000
Not that.
874
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,240
I'm sorry.
875
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,280
Not that, either.
876
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,920
Let's just not say anything.
877
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,320
You took your shoes off.
878
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:20,680
I don't ever wanna disrespect you
in your house again.
879
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,840
Don't you ever disrespect me.
880
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,640
There's not really
an easy way to put this, but...
881
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,480
What me and you had? It's no more.
882
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:44,840
It's over with now.
883
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,280
I know this is gonna be
hard for you to take,
884
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,240
but I think you might just wanna
take a moment and just let it soak in.
885
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,600
Just take it.
886
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,560
Mr. Simmons,
I really need to go practice my forms.
887
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,960
I'm patching things up with my wife,
888
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:06,880
and it really is probably not gonna work
889
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:10,360
if a former flame of mine
is taking class here.
890
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,600
So, unfortunately for you,
I'm tearing up your contract.
891
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,320
You're kicking me out of class?
892
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,800
That's one way of looking at it.
893
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,960
Or you could look at it the way I do,
894
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:24,760
which is that we were just two stars
kind of moving through the space
895
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,040
and we kind of found our own path.
896
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,520
- This is ridiculous! You're ridiculous!
- Okay.
897
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,240
Let's not ruin the memories.
Just be nice.
898
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:33,480
There's no reason to get nasty.
899
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,040
Well,
900
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,440
I rebuilt the engine about a year ago.
901
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,720
New tires, new brakes.
902
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:45,040
Gotten this baby up to 157
on the open highway,
903
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:47,280
plus there were 2,000 rpm's left.
904
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,880
It's a very special car.
It means a lot to me.
905
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,000
And sure I wanna sell it,
I wanna get rid of it,
906
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,840
but that doesn't mean
I'm gonna unload it on any little yahoo
907
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,240
that comes in here off the street,
thinking this car's neat-o.
908
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:03,440
I wanna check your credentials.
I gotta know what kind of man you are.
909
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,800
Why don't you tell me a little bit
about yourself?
910
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:10,520
Well, I've always wanted to drive a car
like this, since I was a teenager.
911
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,600
I've got two kids,
and I've got debt up to my ass.
912
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:17,560
My wife said she'd divorce me
if I wasted my money on this.
913
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,240
I don't care. I want it, anyway.
914
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,920
I hear what you're saying.
915
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,560
And I like it. You got yourself a deal.
916
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,960
A toast.
917
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,440
Here's to finding our footing again.
918
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,160
To traveling along paths that
we think are the right paths,
919
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,200
but end up not being the right paths,
920
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,280
but discovering the path
we were on originally was perfect for us.
921
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:49,160
And to the magic
that lies in each of our souls
922
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,280
that can create love
923
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,280
and cherishness
924
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:56,560
forever.
925
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:20,080
So that's my office in there,
where I do a lot of my work.
926
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,440
If you don't mind, I'm just gonna
introduce you to everybody.
927
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:23,720
They'll get a kick out of this.
928
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:28,320
Everybody! We've a special guest today
all the way from Hollywood.
929
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:31,720
I'd like you to meet
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace, everybody.
930
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:35,560
Yeah, give him a hand.
Wonderful, wonderful.
931
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,200
Go on with what you're doing.
Go back to what you were doing.
932
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,160
As you can see,
I kind of run the gambit here.
933
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,760
I teach everything from little guys,
little kindergartners,
934
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,280
to senior citizens. It's not a big deal.
935
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,320
Raul, you think you wanna
show The Truck your 360?
936
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,920
Check this out. Watch this.
937
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,680
- Look out. What you think about that?
- That's great.
938
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,360
- Good job, Raul. Good job.
- Hey, you got that money?
939
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,880
Yeah. A business man.
I can appreciate that.
940
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:02,800
I'm a businessman myself.
The money's actually back at my house.
941
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,960
I had to sell my car for it,
but anything for you is cool.
942
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,800
- I don't give a shit.
- We'll just go back to my house.
943
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,520
Mitchell, you wanna meet The Truck?
You wanna shake The Truck's hand?
944
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,040
Mitchell here was a basket case
till I got a hold of him.
945
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:18,600
Now he's dressing sharp, making good
grades, slaying the ladies.
946
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,160
Come on. Don't be shy.
Shake The Truck's hand.
947
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,480
Hey, can we get the fuck outta here?
I'm shitfaced.
948
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:28,080
Yeah, yeah. You go back to your stuff.
Yeah, that's totally fine.
949
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,360
Here we are.
This is the master bedroom.
950
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:33,560
This is where I usually sleep,
but you can sleep here tonight.
951
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,880
Me and Suze are just gonna go ahead
and crash on the couch.
952
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,720
So, you know, feel free to spread out,
do whatever you want to.
953
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,120
- Cool.
- It's up to you.
954
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,480
My wife decorated this room.
955
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,880
It kind of has like a Myrtle Beach theme.
She's really into dolphins.
956
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:47,920
Chuck?
957
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,720
My wife has beautiful taste.
She pretty much decorated everything.
958
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,960
Speak of the devil, there she is now.
Home from work?
959
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,000
Hey.
960
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:57,480
Why don't you hop on up
and meet our guest here?
961
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,400
This is Chuck "The Truck" Wallace.
Chuck, this is my wife Suze.
962
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,200
- Pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.
963
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:06,640
What a charmer this one is?
964
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,840
She'll probably never
wash her hands again,
965
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,400
I swear to God.
That's how she is with stars.
966
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,360
Some party you're having here, Salazar.
967
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,240
Guess my invitation got lost in the mail.
968
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:30,640
Look at that. Look at that.
What a coincidence that is.
969
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:35,040
Unfortunately for you,
I've got an ax to grind.
970
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,560
This is great. This is absolutely terrific.
971
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,800
You know, I got my beautiful wife here,
I love you, Suzie,
972
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,520
and my best hero.
973
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,400
You mind if I call you that,
"my best hero"?
974
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,360
Let's stick with Chuck.
975
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,440
I just feel so lucky right now. I really do.
976
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:53,680
This is a moment I would like
to just have last forever.
977
01:00:56,160 --> 01:01:00,200
Well, I gotta go ahead and make tracks.
I gotta go teach Taekwondo.
978
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,560
So, if y'all are set here, everybody's
feeling comfortable and stuff...
979
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,200
Just make yourself at home.
Do whatever you need to do.
980
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,720
I'm gonna go teach the young ones.
981
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:14,800
I'll be back shortly. Be good, okay?
And have fun.
982
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:20,920
Don't worry, we're friends till the end.
The bitter end.
983
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:43,280
- You ready for tomorrow, Bruce?
- Damn right, sir.
984
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,280
- Think you owe me 10 bucks.
- Yes, sir.
985
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,920
- You got a ride home?
- Yeah, I do.
986
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,000
- Perfect.
- Thank you.
987
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,920
- Have a good night. Get some rest.
- You, too.
988
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,680
- Say it.
- I love you.
989
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:08,760
- Say it again.
- I love riding The Truck.
990
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,520
Come on, say it louder.
991
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,360
I love riding The Truck!
992
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,880
- Oh, that's good.
- There you go.
993
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,400
- What the hell, Suzie!
- Holy shit!
994
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,600
- Fred, what are you doing home?
- What the hell is going on?
995
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,480
- You're gonna do this to me again?
- It's nothing. It didn't mean anything!
996
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:24,760
Oh, God, baby, it's not what you think!
997
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,600
- You were fucking him!
- We were just talking.
998
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:29,200
- Yeah, talking!
- Guys, come on, it's just sex.
999
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,920
No. This is it!
I've about had enough of you!
1000
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,960
I was excited to come home
and just hang out with you,
1001
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,240
and I come home and I see this!
1002
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,240
Baby, it didn't mean anything!
He's a movie star!
1003
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:38,440
I know he's a movie star!
1004
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,200
I'm the one who got him to
come here for my fucking testing!
1005
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,280
Listen, let me just talk about this.
Can we go outside?
1006
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:45,080
We're gonna go outside, all right.
We are definitely going outside.
1007
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,480
I always told people we'd never fight.
1008
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,920
I was so goddamn excited when
you agreed to come to my testing.
1009
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,800
I know you're a warrior, so I'll give you
1010
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:10,920
the basic right of stretching
before our battle.
1011
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,840
But besides that,
I ain't gonna give you shit.
1012
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,040
Not mercy. Not even forgiveness.
1013
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,280
Let's hurry up and do this.
I gotta get back to fucking your wife.
1014
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:23,400
- What did you just say?
- I said, "Let's hurry up and do this..."
1015
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,040
That was stupid.
1016
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:32,040
Get ready to get run over by The Truck.
1017
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,400
That shit barely even hurt me, dude.
1018
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,040
Okay. Okay.
1019
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:58,640
All that and my shirt's
still tucked in. Pathetic.
1020
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,680
- How about this?
- Shit.
1021
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,680
Motherfucker. Goddamn.
1022
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,440
Hurts a lot more when it's not for points.
1023
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:16,120
- Come on. Come on, big boy. Come on.
- All right, you motherfucker.
1024
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:20,680
How about that?
1025
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,280
How about that, huh?
1026
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,800
Take that,
you adulterous motherfucker, you.
1027
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:36,680
What you got now?
Got any left inside of you?
1028
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,960
Oh, God. Oh.
1029
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:48,840
You motherfucker! You spit on me!
1030
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,880
I told you. Is this worth $10,000?
1031
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,560
You're such a fucking dick sucker! God!
1032
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,920
- Fuck you!
- What the fuck?
1033
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:00,200
Fuck you!
1034
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:08,440
Mr. Powers, I'm Mark Love.
Good to see you.
1035
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:10,360
We have seats at the Judges' Table
for all of you.
1036
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,280
- Where's Mr. Simmons?
- He's on his way.
1037
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:34,600
Everybody, line up for forms!
1038
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,640
- Where's Mr. Simmons?
- I said, "Line up!"
1039
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:39,160
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
1040
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:00,280
Today, you will be testing
for your new belt.
1041
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,600
Mr. Simmons isn't here,
so I'll be running the testing today.
1042
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,520
Does anybody
have a problem with that?
1043
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:06,840
No, sir!
1044
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,320
I didn't hear you! Does anybody
have a problem with that?
1045
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,920
No, sir!
1046
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,440
- Show me a ready stance!
- Sir!
1047
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:11,800
Somebody really beat him up.
1048
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:21,360
Sorry I'm late. Where are we?
1049
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:24,880
- This looks bad, Mr. Simmons. Bad.
- Julio, where are we?
1050
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:27,440
We're done, you understand me?
1051
01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:30,440
- Red belts still have to do their sparring.
- Thank you, Julio.
1052
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,360
- You're a good instructor, buddy.
- Thanks, Mr. Simmons.
1053
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,120
- You're forgetting your place here, Fred.
- Fuck off.
1054
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,960
Good morning, everyone,
and welcome to our testing.
1055
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:45,040
I'm okay. I'm all right.
1056
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:48,400
Had a little accident last night,
but I'm doing okay.
1057
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:52,400
Rick, Henry, line up for sparring.
1058
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:01,640
Face your partner!
1059
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:03,640
Kyungneh!
1060
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:05,240
Rick, bow!
1061
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:08,720
Sparring stances!
1062
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:13,160
Sheejahk!
1063
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,480
- Fred, you need to make them stop.
- Let them go.
1064
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:34,960
Somebody's gonna get hurt.
1065
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:14,880
Stop! Rick! Henry! Stop!
1066
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:23,000
Henry, 25 push-ups for going too hard.
1067
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:50,200
Mr. Wallace, it's an honor to meet you.
1068
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,360
Yeah, well, I'm a man of my word.
1069
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,200
Mr. Simmons, what are you doing?
1070
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:57,560
You think Mr. Wallace
is so freaking cool.
1071
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:01,280
I'm sorry about this, Mr. Wallace.
1072
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:04,200
- Let me get some...
- Now, let's just all settle down.
1073
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,720
Apparently, he's had
some trouble at home.
1074
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:07,600
That concludes our testing for today.
1075
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,000
Now, stick around because
we have a special demonstration
1076
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:12,600
from the legendary
Chuck "The Truck" Wallace.
1077
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:20,600
Shit.
1078
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,000
Jesus, baby, you look terrible.
1079
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:30,240
Well, that's because I got into a fight
because of you and your ways.
1080
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:38,840
Look, I know this has been hard on you.
This has been so hard on me.
1081
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,840
Let's just forget about all this.
1082
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:45,680
Let's just start over, put everything
behind us and just start brand new.
1083
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,480
Just let bygones be bygones?
1084
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:49,840
Yeah.
1085
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:52,640
You can go and have
a little hand job party at work,
1086
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:56,240
and then have sexual intercourse
with the hero of my life,
1087
01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:58,760
and then 'cause it doesn't work out
the way you want it to,
1088
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:01,160
you're just gonna come back to me
and everything's gonna be hunky-dory.
1089
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,360
Do you wanna know
why I cheated on you?
1090
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:09,040
Take a good look in the fucking mirror.
1091
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:11,600
You wear this
piece of shit outfit for real!
1092
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:14,760
This isn't a uniform, this is a costume!
1093
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:17,720
You're the king
of the dumbest fucking kingdom!
1094
01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,600
I want you to take a good look
at that ring on your finger,
1095
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:21,920
and then take a good look at me!
1096
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:25,000
And you tell me,
are you really ready to give this up?
1097
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,280
Let me think about that for a second.
1098
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,360
Okay, I've thought about it.
1099
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:37,400
And I think my answer to that question
is gonna have to be, "Fuck you."
1100
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:41,640
- Fuck me?
- I don't care if you wake up in a ditch
1101
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:45,200
with grown men shitting on you
and jumping on top of your head.
1102
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,920
Maybe your nose will
turn into a big old dick
1103
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:49,360
and you can stroke that all the time.
1104
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:52,360
I hope your hair turns
into dog shit one day.
1105
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:54,640
You wake up and
you run your comb through it,
1106
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:57,240
and all that it is,
is little trundles of dog shit.
1107
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:01,040
The worst shit that you could imagine.
1108
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,080
AIDS.
1109
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:07,360
It's cool.
Everything comes around, sweetheart.
1110
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:12,480
What are you doing?
1111
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,040
I'm relieving myself.
1112
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,120
Jesus!
1113
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:51,400
Turn that shit off.
1114
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:53,560
Track number three, Julio.
1115
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:12,760
So it begins.
1116
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,080
Go!
1117
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:35,240
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!
1118
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:57,040
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!
1119
01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,880
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!
- Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck!
1120
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:40,240
- Simmons! Simmons! Simmons!
- Simmons! Simmons! Simmons!
1121
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,400
Henry Harrison.
1122
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:00,240
Thank you, sir.
1123
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:06,400
Well, that concludes
our awards ceremony.
1124
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:10,680
But before y'all leave,
there's one further announcement.
1125
01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:14,840
Mr. Roy Powers
was very impressed with our testing
1126
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:19,800
and he has decided that our school
will be implementing a student oath.
1127
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:24,720
He has chosen me
to be the architect of this document.
1128
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:31,240
I will now read to you
the new student oath for the first time.
1129
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,320
Student oath! Begin, sir!
1130
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:46,560
"I shall observe
the tenets of Taekwondo!
1131
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:50,400
"I will always obey my instructor
and senior students!
1132
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:53,440
"I will never misuse Taekwondo!
1133
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:56,920
"I will be a champion
of freedom and justice!
1134
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:01,600
"I will always be righteous and
help build a more peaceful world!"
1135
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:57,760
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