1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:28,333 MAN: How long are the lessons anyway? 45? That's 45 too many. 4 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:30,567 I like five-minute lessons. 5 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:32,200 JULIO: Five-minute lessons, you're not gonna learn anything. 6 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:34,500 MAN: I'm not? How about 15 minutes? 7 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,167 JULIO: Yeah, 45. 8 00:00:36,267 --> 00:00:40,567 MAN: 45? What about 10? 9 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:44,867 MAN: It says, "Sign up now. Self-defense could save your life." 10 00:00:44,967 --> 00:00:46,100 JULIO: It sure will. MAN: It will. 11 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,233 WOMAN 1: Thank you very much. 12 00:00:47,333 --> 00:00:48,867 WOMAN 2: That was cool, yeah. 13 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:51,067 Who teaches Taekwondo? 14 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:52,533 Mr. Simmons. 15 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:55,600 Mr. Simmons? Do you like Mr. Simmons? Is he nice? 16 00:00:55,700 --> 00:00:57,167 WOMAN 2: Is he talented? Is he good? 17 00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:58,833 WOMAN 1: Is he very good? 18 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,800 He's one of the best instructors in town. 19 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:03,200 He is? Can he break rock? 20 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:04,367 BOY: Yes. He can? With his head? 21 00:01:04,467 --> 00:01:05,633 BOY: Yes. 22 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,233 WOMAN: So cute! Look at him! 23 00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:14,933 Showtime, boys. This is what it's all about, performing for the people. 24 00:01:15,067 --> 00:01:17,533 Let's go over the plan real quick, okay? 25 00:01:17,633 --> 00:01:19,733 You're gonna start things off with your little floor pattern, 26 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:23,333 get everybody hooked, then I'm gonna step up and seal the deal. 27 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:25,100 Board breaks. 28 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,167 Simple plan, okay? 29 00:01:27,267 --> 00:01:30,867 So don't fuck this up for me. This is my life, okay? 30 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:34,100 Every single person out there is a potential new client. 31 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,400 Y'all understand? 32 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,600 ALL: Yes, sir. 33 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:39,200 Okay, pull them in. 34 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,367 Who's the king of the demo? 35 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:42,067 You are, Mr. Simmons. Who? 36 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:43,700 ALL: You are, Mr. Simmons. 37 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,100 You're goddamn right, I am. 38 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,333 One, two, three. 39 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:48,267 ALL: Hiyah! 40 00:02:12,767 --> 00:02:14,567 That's Julio Chavez, 41 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:17,467 just one of our black belt students at Concord Taekwondo. 42 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:19,800 We got a lot of those there, huh? 43 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:22,567 This is, without a doubt, to me, 44 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:25,533 one of the most difficult things in Taekwondo to do, 45 00:02:25,633 --> 00:02:28,300 is to bust them with your elbow. 46 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,367 And, well, I fashion myself a master in this. 47 00:02:33,433 --> 00:02:35,600 So y'all are in for a special treat this afternoon. 48 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:50,600 (FRED GROANS) 49 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:52,367 (SOFTLY) Fuck! 50 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,667 Okay! All right! 51 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,200 So, if any of y'all wanna sign up for classes at Concord Taekwondo, 52 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:04,600 we have some sheets here with information, phone numbers, 53 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,833 special rates and whatnot. And... 54 00:03:07,933 --> 00:03:13,433 You know, come talk to me if y'all wanna learn how to do some cool Taekwondo. 55 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:25,667 * Well, I've got soul that burns like a diamond 56 00:03:27,867 --> 00:03:33,267 * I've got a feeling all my dreams will come true 57 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:42,633 * Just like they say every dog will have its day 58 00:03:42,733 --> 00:03:47,700 * And there's no way that I'm gonna lose 59 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:54,867 * 'Cause it's a dog wild heaven 60 00:03:57,067 --> 00:04:02,567 * Yeah, it's a dog wild heaven 61 00:04:04,467 --> 00:04:09,567 * It's a dog wild heaven 62 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:16,533 * And there's no place that I'd rather be * 63 00:04:24,867 --> 00:04:26,400 Nice stretches. 64 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:30,333 Raul, looks like you got that acne taken care of. Looking good, champ. 65 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:32,267 Come on, girls. All right, everybody line up! 66 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:33,767 ALL: Sir! Line up. 67 00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:38,533 Feet together. 68 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:41,533 Charyut kyungneh! 69 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,067 Face senior student! 70 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,333 ALL: Sir! Kyungneh! 71 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:48,533 Face the front! ALL: Sir! 72 00:04:49,733 --> 00:04:52,867 Tenets of Taekwondo. Begin. 73 00:04:52,967 --> 00:04:56,467 Courtesy, self-control, perseverance... Courtesy, self-control, perseverance... 74 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:58,833 ...integrity, indomitable spirit, sir. ...integrity, indomitable spirit, sir. 75 00:04:58,933 --> 00:05:00,100 Kyungneh. 76 00:05:10,233 --> 00:05:14,067 Hey, everybody. You guys are stretching? I just got finished doing that. 77 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,267 What are you doing here? Just come back from working out? 78 00:05:16,367 --> 00:05:18,867 No, I came from church, you fucking retard. 79 00:05:18,967 --> 00:05:22,233 Okay, that's wonderful language that my wife uses in front of my friends. 80 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:24,133 Listen, I just came to remind you about 81 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:25,667 dinner tonight with my friends from work. 82 00:05:25,767 --> 00:05:27,333 Okay, let's go ahead and move to the right. 83 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:29,067 ALL: Sir! 84 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:30,400 Could you please take your shoes off? 85 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:32,067 My mats are 100 bucks apiece. 86 00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:33,733 So are you gonna be there tonight, or what? 87 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,400 Well, I live there, so I guess I will be there. 88 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,933 I thought we talked about not doing this kind of stuff during the week. 89 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:41,467 Yeah, but I also thought we talked about how important it was. 90 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:43,533 Okay, you're right. Importance, importance. 91 00:05:43,633 --> 00:05:45,167 Okay, for you, honey, anything. 92 00:05:45,267 --> 00:05:46,867 But if you could do something for me, 93 00:05:46,967 --> 00:05:48,933 and just take your high heels off my mats. 94 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,067 I love you. I'll see you tonight. 95 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:57,067 Now this is a man who does not take shit from anybody, just like me. 96 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:59,133 Look at him. Goddamn movie star. 97 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,833 Beautiful man. Beautiful man. 98 00:06:01,933 --> 00:06:05,300 We're gonna take a road trip next month to see him. You should come, dude. 99 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,567 Who do you think would win in a fight 100 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,933 between Bruce Lee and Chuck "The Truck"? 101 00:06:09,067 --> 00:06:11,733 What, are you kidding? The Truck, easy. 102 00:06:11,833 --> 00:06:14,733 He's the eight-year undefeated kickboxing champion. 103 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:18,067 Can Bruce Lee say that? No. Bruce Lee is dead. 104 00:06:18,133 --> 00:06:20,933 Who do you think would win in a fight, you or Chuck "The Truck"? 105 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:22,133 Hmm. 106 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,800 That one's probably a little too close to call. 107 00:06:27,567 --> 00:06:29,767 Come on. Steady up. 108 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,533 Let's not forget our forms, here. 109 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:35,133 This ain't a street fight. This is Taekwondo. 110 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,333 Stop throwing wild punches. 111 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:42,633 Come on, kicks up. Come on, not in the face. Not in the face, okay? 112 00:06:44,533 --> 00:06:46,933 Okay, good. Work him. Work him. 113 00:06:47,067 --> 00:06:48,533 Okay. Kicks up. 114 00:06:52,733 --> 00:06:55,733 I'm so hungry, I could eat a grown man's ass right now. 115 00:06:58,533 --> 00:07:01,400 Dig in. Dig in. Let's get to business. 116 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,667 This wine is delicious. 117 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:04,100 Thank you. 118 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,233 And let me just say, Connie, 119 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:09,267 that Fred and I are so happy to have you and Carlos over for dinner. 120 00:07:09,367 --> 00:07:12,867 Yeah, usually I don't really like to have guests around during the middle of the week, 121 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:15,700 you know, when I'm working, but you guys are cool. 122 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,600 It's okay for you guys to be here. 123 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,733 CARLOS: Thank you. I think I speak in Connie's behalf 124 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:22,567 when I say that we're both glad to be here. Right, hon? 125 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:26,967 And, Connie, you, I'd like to thank you very much for hooking Suze up with a job. 126 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,500 That was nice of you. 127 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,067 She didn't hook me up with a job. 128 00:07:30,133 --> 00:07:33,100 I just got her the interview. Suzie got the job on her own. 129 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,200 So, Carlos, Connie tells me you're a big-time lawyer. 130 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:39,633 Yeah, I just passed the bar exam, 131 00:07:39,733 --> 00:07:42,167 and I'm working for Williams, Williams and Turner. 132 00:07:42,267 --> 00:07:44,067 And it was all thanks in part to the G.I. Bill. 133 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:47,933 That's great. And look at you, Connie, he's quite a catch. 134 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,533 Suze, why don't you just chill out for a minute, stop flirting. 135 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:51,967 Connie's sitting right here next to you. 136 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:53,467 I wasn't flirting. 137 00:07:53,567 --> 00:07:55,500 Carlos, you better watch out! 138 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,100 I got my eye on you. 139 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:04,067 I'm just kidding, dude. Relax. Take it easy, dude. I'm joking. 140 00:08:06,267 --> 00:08:07,567 Oh, shit! 141 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,833 We forgot to say Grace. 142 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,967 Close your eyes. Give me your hands. 143 00:08:14,433 --> 00:08:15,733 Honey? Close your eyes. 144 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:20,667 Jesus Christ, we thank you for 145 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,400 not giving us any diseases that will kill us 146 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,767 and for having jobs 147 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:28,933 and thank you for this meal that I bought myself. 148 00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:30,067 Amen. 149 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:36,233 Whether you're interested in self-defense, 150 00:08:36,333 --> 00:08:39,800 staying in shape, or a fun activity for the entire family, 151 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:42,100 Taekwondo America is just what you're looking for. 152 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:48,567 And that's who trained me. 153 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:51,300 And if you so choose, I could train you as well. 154 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:56,067 I could teach you about strength that lies deep within. 155 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,667 I could teach you how to unlock power, 156 00:08:58,767 --> 00:09:02,500 I could teach you discipline, confidence, self-respect. 157 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,500 Yeah, well, I just moved to the area, 158 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,367 and I was looking for some sort of workout. 159 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:07,933 You know, just to stay in shape. 160 00:09:08,067 --> 00:09:10,500 Taekwondo's terrific for keeping in shape, 161 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,233 but it's also a deadly serious killing system. 162 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,533 I mean, it's probably the best of all martial arts. 163 00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:17,600 I hear Jujitsu is really good for balance. 164 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,567 Jujitsu sucks. 165 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:22,067 What you want is Taekwondo. 166 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:24,833 It's got everything, mental, physical... 167 00:09:24,933 --> 00:09:29,400 That's good, because when I was in school abroad, I really got into yoga, 168 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:32,333 and that's a lot of breathing techniques and meditation... 169 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:35,767 Meditation's terrific and all, but never heard of it saving anyone 170 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,233 from a gang rape-type situation. 171 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:41,100 Meditate on that. Rape. 172 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:47,833 I pride myself on really being able to read people and 173 00:09:47,933 --> 00:09:50,300 understand what's going through their minds. 174 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:54,100 And right now, I'm thinking that you're at about 90%. 175 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,900 I'd like to show you something 176 00:09:58,067 --> 00:10:00,100 that will take care of that last 10. 177 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,433 What is it? 178 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:04,600 Just a trophy that I won. 179 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:08,500 A little simple token proving that I'm the champion of all North America. 180 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,967 Wow, the North American Champion? 181 00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:16,400 Yeah, that's right. 1991 Las Vegas Invitational Open Sparring Competition. 182 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,967 Four days of pain and courage, but I emerged victorious, of course. 183 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,633 Back there in the office, I was beginning to wonder if this was 184 00:10:23,733 --> 00:10:25,367 some type of a joke. 185 00:10:31,067 --> 00:10:33,667 Why don't you ask the guy who came in second place? 186 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,567 And, break. Face your partner. 187 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:37,900 ALL: Sir! Kyungneh! 188 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,200 Shake hands. 189 00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:41,700 Okay, rotate. ALL: Sir! 190 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,433 All right, everybody just have a seat for a second. Have a seat. 191 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,500 ALL: Sir! 192 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:52,467 Now, I'm noticing that a lot of y'all are just throwing single kicks and punches. 193 00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:56,800 What you need to be doing is follow those through with some combinations. Okay? 194 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:59,067 Let's start with a simple one, shall we? 195 00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:03,433 Right hand block, left hand throws a distracting back fist, 196 00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:06,967 number one side kick followed through with a spin crescent kick to the head. 197 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,800 Sound easy enough? ALL: Sir! 198 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,500 Okay, let's try it out. Rick, Marge, hop up. 199 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,233 MARGE: Sir. 200 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,367 Okay, Marge, ready stance. 201 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:16,633 Sir. Okay. 202 00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:20,700 Rick, we're gonna have you on the attack first. Throw a round kick. 203 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,233 Block with the right, distracting back fist, 204 00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:26,500 number one side kick, and spin crescent kick. 205 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,467 There we go. Boom. Got him. Got him. 206 00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:30,767 Got you, didn't she, Rick? 207 00:11:30,867 --> 00:11:32,700 No, I was just doing what you told me to do. 208 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,133 That's fine. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. 209 00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:37,267 Think you can beat this combination? 210 00:11:37,367 --> 00:11:39,333 I think Marge and I know different. Don't we, Marge? 211 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,700 Yes, sir. 212 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,767 Okay. Let's do this again. 213 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,133 Marge, ready stance. Sir. 214 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,833 Keep your eyes on Rick. 215 00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:47,467 And don't forget the distracting back fist. That's the key. 216 00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:49,967 Rick, you come with whatever you got. 217 00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:52,300 Full contact, no holds barred, okay? 218 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,867 I'm gonna warn you, 219 00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:56,433 I don't think you're gonna like how this ends, hotshot. 220 00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:58,100 Face your partner. Kyungneh. Sir. 221 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,267 Sparring stances. 222 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,333 Sheejahk! 223 00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:08,400 (MARGE GROANS) 224 00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,367 (FRED SIGHS) 225 00:12:15,867 --> 00:12:17,133 She still alive? 226 00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:20,233 Somebody check her pulse, please. 227 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:41,567 Fuck you! 228 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,067 What are you doing, weirdo? 229 00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,867 I just scared the shit out of you is what I'm doing. 230 00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:46,367 No, you didn't! 231 00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,633 You totally thought you were just about to get murdered. 232 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:51,200 Aren't you even gonna ask me how my first day at work was? 233 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,533 I'm sorry, Your Majesty, how was your first day at work? 234 00:12:53,633 --> 00:12:58,067 Shitty. This Chinese bitch was trying to start some shit with me. 235 00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:00,300 She was trying to give me shit about making personal phone calls. 236 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,333 And I was like, "Fuck you, you stupid fucking bitch! 237 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,467 "I'm on my lunch break!" Okay, well, my turn. 238 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:08,333 It was pretty cool at work today because I signed up a new student. 239 00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:09,900 That's terrific. 240 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:13,167 She was a girl, this student was a girl, a new girl I signed up. 241 00:13:13,267 --> 00:13:16,133 And she's kind of cool, into different stuff. 242 00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:20,233 Into yoga, meditations, beautiful bodies, healthy bodies. 243 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,400 So, what, you're trying to tell me you like her or something? 244 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:27,833 Why do I... 'Cause of what I told you about yoga? Give me a break. 245 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:32,967 No, I'm just telling you that she just got back from being abroad, actually. 246 00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,933 She was taking college abroad, in another country. 247 00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,567 She was getting an education. 248 00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,333 So? 249 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:42,733 You might be interested in a story like that, a success story like that. 250 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,067 You don't have a degree. 251 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,767 I don't have a degree myself? 252 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,533 Sweetheart, I have four degrees. 253 00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:52,067 College degree and a black belt degree are the same thing. Yeah, right. 254 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:53,367 And you know what I think? 255 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,600 I think someone who doesn't have a degree at all 256 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,900 should just go ahead and just keep to what they know. 257 00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:59,367 Which in your case is what? 258 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:02,133 Dental, denter... Dentist assistory, or something? 259 00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:03,333 Dentistry. 260 00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:05,167 Dentistry? Whatever. 261 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:07,100 I can't even believe that's something that's real. 262 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,900 You know what? I'm really fucking tired. 263 00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:11,367 I told you I had a shitty day. 264 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,067 I'm not gonna play your stupid, 265 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,533 "I'm gonna give you shit after your first day at work" games, okay, Fred? 266 00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:19,867 Okay, well, get untired, because tonight 267 00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:22,833 is two-for-one crab legs at Captain Olanders. 268 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:25,567 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 269 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,600 Buzz. 270 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,967 Stop. Get you in the knee. 271 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,533 Stop! Get your face. Get my own nuts. 272 00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:52,100 Buzz. 273 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,633 That's stupid! Get me in my balls. 274 00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:56,633 Get him in his balls. 275 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,500 That's stupid. 276 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,167 Those shoes are pointy as hell. 277 00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:03,667 I know. 278 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,800 They'll beat yours up in a fight. 279 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:09,133 Those shoes aren't gonna do nothing to nobody. 280 00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:11,533 I'm so glad you got me out of the house and brought me here for crab. 281 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:14,767 Oh, look at that. It beeped once. Does that mean we're ready? Lookit! 282 00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,200 Who's the king of the demo? 283 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,200 ALL: You are, Mr. Simmons. 284 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,933 You're all goddamn right. I am the king of the demo. 285 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,667 One, two, three. 286 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:25,967 (WHOOPS) 287 00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,200 (PEOPLE APPLAUDING) 288 00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,833 Now y'all might wanna watch your heads in the first row, here. 289 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,500 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 290 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,767 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm playing with y'all. 291 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:40,067 Okay, here we go. 292 00:15:52,933 --> 00:15:54,067 (WHOOPS) 293 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,900 How many slices have you had, Julio? 294 00:16:01,067 --> 00:16:03,833 How about, you've had enough? 295 00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:07,067 I'm not gonna sit here and pay for you to stuff your face. 296 00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:13,333 So, Henry, how's school been for you? 297 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:15,933 It's been all right. 298 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,867 Still planning on going to college? 299 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:19,233 Yes, sir. 300 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,967 That's okay, I guess. 301 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,067 Julio, of course, is up to nothing. 302 00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:28,533 You're aware that I've been grooming an apprentice here? 303 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:31,967 I mean, I think that's no secret to any of y'all, correct? 304 00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:36,367 But who's to say that a general can't groom two apprentices? 305 00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:41,967 So that, in the case that Apprentice A 306 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,567 can't hold a single goddamn board steady during a demo, 307 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,433 you got Apprentice B, the fail-safe. 308 00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:51,800 Can you hold a board straight, Henry? 309 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:54,067 Yes, sir. 310 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:58,733 I mean, I think as soon as you get your self-confidence problem down pat, 311 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:03,567 I think that the future here at the studio is gonna be pretty much wide open to you. 312 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:06,700 I got two words for you, "Demo Team." 313 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,333 Can I be on the Demo Team, too, sir? 314 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:19,100 I think we're gonna keep you where you're at, Bruce. 315 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,600 Self-control. 316 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:35,500 (DOOR OPENING) 317 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,267 Hey. Hey, what's going on? 318 00:17:41,367 --> 00:17:44,167 Nothing. What are you doing? 319 00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:46,267 Just trying to fix this little dude on my patch. 320 00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:47,867 His fist looks like a little nub. 321 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,800 I'm trying to get the stitching right. How was work? 322 00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,567 It was all right. 323 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:59,233 I made a list of who would be most likely to go on a killing spree. 324 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,400 Yeah? 325 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,067 It pissed everybody off. 326 00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:05,400 It was actually the highlight of my day. It was awesome. 327 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,067 That's cool. 328 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,833 Guess who was the first one on the list? 329 00:18:08,933 --> 00:18:10,400 Who's that? 330 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,933 You know that girl Jennie I always tell you about? 331 00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,433 Yeah, that fat one? 332 00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:14,467 Yeah. 333 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,767 What the fuck is this? 334 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,167 So, anything else 335 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,200 interesting or odd happening around work? 336 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,067 Nothing... Not too much. It sucks, as usual. 337 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,467 We had a little office party the other night. 338 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,867 Okay. 339 00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:33,433 Suze, sweetheart, 340 00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:37,100 could you 341 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,233 tell me what the fuck this is? 342 00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:44,800 Or perhaps, like, what this is? 343 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,767 Because it's my wife's ass. 344 00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:49,333 Why are you going through my fucking work papers? 345 00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:51,267 This kind of looks like this is my wife's breast, perhaps. 346 00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:52,867 What is this? It's nothing! 347 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,933 My wife's tits on a Xerox machine. 348 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,400 And just a bunch of dudes. 349 00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:59,167 Time of your life. Who's this? 350 00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:03,067 A dude with his mouth open. 351 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:04,167 Who the hell is this fucking guy? 352 00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:05,533 That's my boss. 353 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,400 Mr. Fisher. 354 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,933 Lil' Steve Fisher's dad? 355 00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:10,600 No, my boss. 356 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,367 Lil' Stevie Fisher's dad, your boss. Great. 357 00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:15,100 What? What do you want to know? 358 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,467 What have you been up to? 359 00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:19,533 We just had a party. Things got out of control. 360 00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:21,767 I really don't know what else to tell you besides that. 361 00:19:21,867 --> 00:19:23,700 What? I just need to know simply what happened. 362 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,667 That's all I'm asking for. What happened? 363 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,333 Mr. Fisher and I, we sort of did something. 364 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,833 I got really drunk, like Myrtle Beach drunk. 365 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:44,267 What happened? 366 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,700 I gave him a hand job. 367 00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:58,600 You gave somebody a hand job? 368 00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,967 To fit in, to make friends, you stroked some dude off? 369 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:10,833 I'm just gonna go stay with my cousin Julie for a couple of nights. 370 00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,300 (YELLING) 371 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,333 Julio, take over. 372 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,067 Okay, let's line up for forms! 373 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,500 (ALL CLAMORING) 374 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,267 Guys! Stop! We're supposed to be practicing our forms! 375 00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:13,900 Yeah, I'm being totally disgusting. 376 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,167 And you're just a goddamn angel, aren't you? 377 00:21:16,267 --> 00:21:17,900 Okay, yeah, beautiful mouth. 378 00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:19,833 Yeah, fuck me. Wonderful attitude. 379 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,400 Wonderful fucking attitude! 380 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,833 I hate you, too! 381 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:26,233 I don't hate you. Suzie? Suzie? Hello? 382 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,833 God damn it! 383 00:21:27,933 --> 00:21:29,333 You gonna hang up on me? 384 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:32,300 How about I take my shotgun and shoot your fucking tits off! 385 00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,067 What are you doing out here? 386 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,367 I don't know, sir. 387 00:21:36,467 --> 00:21:38,400 How long have you been standing out here for? 388 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,300 I need to talk to you, Julio. I need to tell you something very important. 389 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,067 Man to man, okay? You listening? 390 00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:49,533 Yes, sir. 391 00:21:49,633 --> 00:21:52,467 This world is a dark, dark forest. 392 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:57,867 And if you open up a man and look into most of their hearts, 393 00:21:57,967 --> 00:21:59,800 you'll find disgust and evil. 394 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,833 You hear me? Yes, sir. 395 00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:05,633 Your own parents, your mother and father, 396 00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:09,233 would slit your throat just to get ahead. 397 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,700 And when you find a wife, you watch her. 398 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,233 And you don't believe a single word she says. 399 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,567 Because, at the core, people are shit. 400 00:22:18,967 --> 00:22:22,667 The only person that you can trust is me, your Taekwondo instructor. 401 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,567 I will never sell you out. 402 00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:28,100 Will you ever betray me, Julio? 403 00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:30,300 No, sir. 404 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,067 I know you won't because you're loyal. 405 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:34,200 You're one of my allies. 406 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:36,700 Now why aren't you out there teaching class, like I asked you to? 407 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,267 They're not listening to me. 408 00:22:38,367 --> 00:22:40,100 Who's not listening to you? 409 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,533 Brandon, Tamika and Lil' Stevie. 410 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:43,967 Lil' Stevie Fisher? 411 00:22:44,067 --> 00:22:45,200 Yes, sir. 412 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,533 Fisher, okay. 413 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:50,767 All right. We're gonna learn some lessons today, class. How about some lessons? 414 00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:52,367 Huh? Huh? 415 00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:56,600 Class, as you notice, Lil' Stevie has a problem with his defense. 416 00:22:56,700 --> 00:23:00,400 And that problem is, he has absolutely no defense! 417 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:04,500 He's weak as hell. Look at the frustration in his little Fisher eyes. 418 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,867 Look at him. He's weak as hell, huh? 419 00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:13,367 Look at that. Now, class, it's very important to control your opponent. 420 00:23:13,467 --> 00:23:17,267 Did I get under your skin? What you gonna do? What you gonna do? 421 00:23:17,367 --> 00:23:19,700 You gonna do something, huh? What's up? 422 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,867 (FRED GROANING) 423 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,067 (ALL CHEERING) 424 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,233 Illegal contact! That's illegal contact! 425 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,767 No, it wasn't! 426 00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:32,067 Oh, shit. 427 00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:34,733 You do not hit my kid! I don't care what he did! 428 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:36,833 I don't care if he spit in your face! 429 00:23:36,933 --> 00:23:39,267 Who the hell do you think you are? 430 00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:41,533 Well, there must... Maybe we got something confused here. 431 00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:43,733 Me and Lil' Stevie were just having a good time. Isn't that right, buddy? 432 00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:44,900 You're an idiot! 433 00:23:45,067 --> 00:23:47,100 Oh, I'm an idiot. 434 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,800 Okay, well, you know what? I didn't wanna bring this out in front of everybody, 435 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:52,833 but you're not really leaving me any choice. 436 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:55,667 I think you need to take a good look in the mirror, Mrs. Fisher. 437 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:58,100 How well do you think your marriage is going? 438 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,067 How dare you! 439 00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:01,867 You don't even know, do you? 440 00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:05,533 What the hell are you talking about, Simmons? 441 00:24:05,633 --> 00:24:08,833 Office party. My wife. Your husband. 442 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,733 Mr. Simmons, my husband is dead! 443 00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:22,467 You're making this really awkward. 444 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,067 Okay, everybody, it's time for forms. 445 00:24:30,133 --> 00:24:33,367 Derek, you got your cup on? 'Cause I will hit you there. 446 00:24:33,467 --> 00:24:36,467 You're a trainee, I'm an instructor. Listen to what I'm saying. 447 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:40,533 What else you got? Let me see some moves. 448 00:24:42,967 --> 00:24:44,533 Come on. Weakling. 449 00:24:46,067 --> 00:24:49,233 Come on, let's pretend like we can do something. Okay, weak. 450 00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:53,067 Come on, get it over! What's wrong with you? 451 00:24:55,433 --> 00:24:57,567 You're messing... You're totally messing up! 452 00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,767 Whether you're interested in self-defense, 453 00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:07,200 staying in shape, or a fun activity for the entire family, 454 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:10,067 Taekwondo America is just what you're looking for. 455 00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:13,133 And that's who trained me. 456 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,567 So, shall I draw up the contracts? 457 00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:20,133 I don't really know. It just seems so expensive. 458 00:25:20,233 --> 00:25:23,500 Well, you're in luck, because today we have a special deal. 459 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,900 It's $19.99 for the first month, and that includes a free uniform. 460 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,367 But then it goes up to $50 a month after that, right? 461 00:25:29,467 --> 00:25:30,900 Which is also a terrific deal. 462 00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:33,700 But then you charge for testings and sparring gear, right? 463 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,067 I mean, it sounds great, but it's... 464 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:38,433 I don't know, it just seems too expensive. 465 00:25:38,533 --> 00:25:41,767 Okay, I know what we're dealing with now. 466 00:25:41,867 --> 00:25:43,333 You're one of those soft people. 467 00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:45,133 Excuse me? 468 00:25:45,233 --> 00:25:49,567 You're lazy, and I have a good idea that, when you came in here, 469 00:25:49,667 --> 00:25:53,067 you had no intentions upon signing up. Just wasting my time. 470 00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:55,100 You're a weak person. 471 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,633 I could give you the confidence you need to correct the situation, 472 00:25:58,733 --> 00:26:01,067 but I don't know. 473 00:26:01,133 --> 00:26:03,633 Doesn't even seem like it would probably take to you. 474 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:06,433 Thank you for your time, sir. 475 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:08,433 Thank yourself. 476 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:11,133 Before you go, let me leave you with one thing. 477 00:26:12,867 --> 00:26:18,200 You will always regret this, and you will never be anything that's worthy of anything. 478 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:19,600 Fuck you! 479 00:26:20,733 --> 00:26:23,633 Fuck you, you fatass. 480 00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:26,067 If you were in prison, you'd be raped 481 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,767 because you exude feminine qualities. 482 00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:31,433 You're also a big old fat piece of ass. 483 00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:33,367 Go home, you piece of shit. Fuck you! 484 00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:37,067 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 485 00:27:07,567 --> 00:27:10,800 Denise, could I see you in my office for a second, please? 486 00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:15,300 Denise, you can go ahead and have a seat. 487 00:27:19,567 --> 00:27:21,433 So how are you doing? 488 00:27:21,533 --> 00:27:23,800 I'm okay. Class is good. 489 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:26,333 How about life outside of TKD? 490 00:27:26,433 --> 00:27:29,267 Did my card go through and everything? Is it okay? 491 00:27:29,367 --> 00:27:34,067 Listen, I know I seem like a serious martial artist, 492 00:27:34,133 --> 00:27:36,967 but outside of class, I like to cut loose. 493 00:27:37,067 --> 00:27:39,800 I like to have a good time. Have a beer or two. 494 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,067 Go to a musical dance club. 495 00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,800 Just kind of really get down and just... 496 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,500 Kind of just be free. 497 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,900 That's cool. 498 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:51,067 Yeah, it's real cool. You like to party? 499 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:52,733 We should party together sometime. 500 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,200 I could give you a call. 501 00:27:55,733 --> 00:27:58,133 I don't think that that's such a good idea. I don't even need to... 502 00:27:58,233 --> 00:28:00,667 We don't even have to go through the weird schematics of me asking. 503 00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:04,367 I already got your number and address from your registration form. 504 00:28:06,633 --> 00:28:08,233 I don't know. 505 00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,400 I know that 506 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,433 you don't really know a lot about me, 507 00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:16,367 but you're kind of meeting me at an interesting point in my life right now. 508 00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:19,567 Me and my wife are kind of going through some... 509 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:23,633 I don't know, just kind of an awkward patch. Just kind of a weird area. 510 00:28:23,733 --> 00:28:26,667 And I'm just kind of not really sure 511 00:28:26,767 --> 00:28:28,633 if we're gonna make it to the other side or not. 512 00:28:28,733 --> 00:28:30,767 Sorry about that. 513 00:28:30,867 --> 00:28:32,867 I went through a breakup about a year ago. 514 00:28:32,967 --> 00:28:36,600 It was really hard, so I know it can really tear people up. 515 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:38,967 Wow. Did you just feel that? 516 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,067 What? 517 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:43,867 I mean, we totally just connected right there. 518 00:28:43,967 --> 00:28:47,167 I mean, it's, you know, not every day that 519 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:50,433 someone will give me advice that is just totally dead on. You know? 520 00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:54,667 It just kind of sums up exactly what I'm thinking. 521 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:56,967 I appreciate that, Denise. 522 00:28:57,067 --> 00:28:59,533 Thank you very much. Touch me here. 523 00:28:59,633 --> 00:29:01,300 Let me see your hand. 524 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,667 Okay. 525 00:29:02,767 --> 00:29:03,900 Close your eyes. 526 00:29:05,633 --> 00:29:06,567 You feel that energy? 527 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:08,833 No. 528 00:29:08,933 --> 00:29:10,367 It's in here. 529 00:29:12,933 --> 00:29:14,967 I wanna thank you, Denise, for, 530 00:29:15,633 --> 00:29:17,300 you know, just 531 00:29:18,567 --> 00:29:20,800 having some time for an old champion like myself. 532 00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:22,267 I know I seem like 533 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:25,933 I'm invincible and nothing can hurt me, 534 00:29:26,067 --> 00:29:28,167 but that's not really the truth. 535 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,400 And it takes a special person to kind of unlock 536 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,100 the real me. 537 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:39,100 And I feel like, in a way, that's what you've done here today with your kind words. 538 00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:43,367 Well, just keep your head up. 539 00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,333 I'm sure you'll pull through. 540 00:29:45,433 --> 00:29:47,167 I think I will, too. 541 00:29:47,267 --> 00:29:49,167 I'm already starting to feel a lot better. 542 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:58,300 Just wonderful. 543 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,433 I think I should go. 544 00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:08,567 Yeah, you better go. 545 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,967 Stop! ALL: Sir! 546 00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:19,633 Face your partner. ALL: Sir! 547 00:30:19,733 --> 00:30:22,367 Charyut! Kyungneh! 548 00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:24,000 Shake hands. 549 00:30:25,233 --> 00:30:26,267 All right, rotate. 550 00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:27,400 ALL: Sir! 551 00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:31,733 Face your partner. ALL: Sir! 552 00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:32,767 Feet together. Hands by your side. 553 00:30:32,867 --> 00:30:34,167 ALL: Sir! 554 00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:35,767 Kyungneh! 555 00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:37,367 Sparring stance! 556 00:30:37,467 --> 00:30:38,567 (ALL GRUNTING) 557 00:30:38,667 --> 00:30:39,967 And, spar! 558 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,033 Okay, easy, easy! 559 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,500 He won't even fight! 560 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,167 Come on, Henry, get back in here. Yes, sir! 561 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:53,767 I know you got more juice than that. 562 00:30:53,867 --> 00:30:56,567 Don't waste your parents' money being a punching bag. Ridiculous. 563 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:07,367 Okay, stop. Rick. Rick! 564 00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:10,367 Stop! Rick! Break! Everybody, sit down! 565 00:31:10,467 --> 00:31:12,067 ALL: Sir! 566 00:31:12,133 --> 00:31:15,767 Rick! Buddy, you have some serious anger issues! 567 00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:19,167 Okay, this ain't therapy. You're not gonna work that stuff out here. 568 00:31:19,267 --> 00:31:22,300 Everybody knows Henry's weak and has a confidence problem. 569 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,433 You're gonna try to exploit that? Not in my studio! 570 00:31:25,533 --> 00:31:27,600 50 push-ups. Now! 571 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,333 Yes, sir. FRED: Count them out. 572 00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:32,867 One. Two. Three. 573 00:31:32,967 --> 00:31:34,967 Count them out. Sir! Four. 574 00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:38,933 Five, sir! Six, sir! Seven, sir! 575 00:31:39,067 --> 00:31:42,200 Eight, sir! Nine, sir! 576 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,733 You ought to come over one night. 577 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,933 I make a great crusted salmon with garlic on asparagus. 578 00:31:46,067 --> 00:31:48,233 You cook? I love to cook! Oh, yeah, all the time. 579 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,933 Sure. You ought to come on over. 580 00:31:50,067 --> 00:31:52,567 We'll try perhaps adding a second entree, 581 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:55,900 maybe from some place you've been overseas. You been anywhere lately? 582 00:31:56,067 --> 00:31:57,767 Actually, I just came back from the Netherlands. 583 00:31:57,867 --> 00:31:59,433 Oh, really? Well, maybe we won't deep fry it, 584 00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:02,900 but maybe something Indonesian from there. 585 00:32:03,067 --> 00:32:05,667 DENISE: So, when do you think would be good for us to get together? 586 00:32:05,767 --> 00:32:07,733 MAN: Probably Wednesday night would be good for me. 587 00:32:07,833 --> 00:32:08,867 DENISE: Okay, okay. 588 00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:11,067 Suzie, this is Fred, again. 589 00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:16,500 Maybe some of the stuff I talked to you about didn't really get through 590 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,933 because I have not received one phone call from you today. 591 00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:25,100 To be quite frank with you, I'm a little ticked off 592 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,633 and pretty much super pissed, so... 593 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,233 Change it. Figure out how to change the situation. 594 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:36,400 I am not comfortable with where we are and this not calling back, 595 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,867 and just kind of 596 00:32:38,967 --> 00:32:41,333 with everything that's going on, you can understand where I'm at. 597 00:32:41,433 --> 00:32:46,400 So, I need you to call me back because I am not happy. 598 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:52,067 So, what else? That's it. 599 00:32:52,133 --> 00:32:55,600 I love you very much, but I still am pissed. 600 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,367 Okay, have a good night. 601 00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:05,700 Henry, where's your ride? 602 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,333 My mom was supposed to take me home. 603 00:33:08,433 --> 00:33:10,800 What the hell do they think this is, a goddamn day care center? 604 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,233 Go get your shit. I'll take you home. 605 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,667 You know what a hand job is? 606 00:33:24,767 --> 00:33:26,533 Yes, sir. 607 00:33:26,633 --> 00:33:31,300 It's when a female strokes a male's genitalia till he ejaculates. 608 00:33:33,467 --> 00:33:36,633 That's what a hand job is, Henry. Sex 101 for you. 609 00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:39,333 Hmm. 610 00:33:39,433 --> 00:33:42,400 Makes me sick to my goddamn stomach. 611 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:45,833 I've been married to this lady for quite some time. 612 00:33:45,933 --> 00:33:48,067 I mean, this is my fucking life, dude. 613 00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:50,433 I mean, give me a goddamn break! 614 00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:54,367 I'm married to a goddamn... Some slut who's gonna jerk off every motherfucker 615 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:57,567 that knows how to work a goddamn computer at her fucking job? 616 00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:59,067 Jesus Christ! 617 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,800 I mean, this is me talking to you here. 618 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:06,067 I'm in full goddamn control, and shit like this can happen to me! 619 00:34:06,167 --> 00:34:08,300 What's gonna happen to you? 620 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,467 'Cause you sure as hell are a lot fucking weaker than me. 621 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,467 I don't know, sir. Yeah. 622 00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:18,700 I bet you your wife's probably gonna butt-fuck somebody. 623 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,267 Mr. Simmons, my mom's probably waiting for me. 624 00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:24,367 I'm freaking you out there, kid. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 625 00:34:24,467 --> 00:34:26,433 Let's talk about you. Wanna talk about you? 626 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,133 Sure. Yeah. 627 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,867 Why did you start Taekwondo? How about that? Let's start with something simple. 628 00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:34,167 I really don't know. 629 00:34:34,267 --> 00:34:35,567 Was it 'cause of bullies? 630 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:37,933 Sort of. 631 00:34:38,067 --> 00:34:40,333 Bet it was, wasn't it? I hate that mean shit. 632 00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:42,600 My psychiatrist says that it's perfectly normal 633 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:46,067 for, you know, a guy my age to feel isolated... 634 00:34:46,133 --> 00:34:48,067 Oh, motherfucker! 635 00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:50,633 Oh, my God, that's her! Get down! 636 00:34:50,733 --> 00:34:52,700 That's her. That's fucking her. 637 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,267 Look at her, she's with three dudes. 638 00:34:55,367 --> 00:34:58,333 Three goddamn guys. Look at that guy. 639 00:34:58,433 --> 00:35:02,067 Look at friendly man opening up the goddamn door for her. 640 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:04,500 See how she's enjoying herself? 641 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,467 I bet you that's him. I bet that's fucking Mr. Fisher. 642 00:35:07,567 --> 00:35:08,767 Look at him. 643 00:35:08,867 --> 00:35:10,367 (BURPS) 644 00:35:10,467 --> 00:35:13,100 They look like they're about to have sex with her to you? 645 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,633 I don't know. 646 00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:16,533 (EXCLAIMING) 647 00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:18,533 I wanna hear "sir"! Count them out! 648 00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:20,367 Sir! Sir! 649 00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:22,067 Sir! Five, sir! Six, sir! 650 00:35:22,133 --> 00:35:23,700 FRED: Sir. Get them up! 651 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,100 (PHONE RINGING) 652 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,700 FRED: Anyone else wanna be a little jerk like Brandon? 653 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,600 Come on, wake up, Pete! Come on. 654 00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:32,300 Your weakness is disgusting to me! 655 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,600 Throw a punch that's gonna do something! 656 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,367 If you don't wanna try, then just go ahead and go home, 657 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,733 'cause you're wasting both of our time here! 658 00:35:37,833 --> 00:35:39,467 I'm trying, Mr. Simmons! 659 00:35:39,567 --> 00:35:41,700 Try harder. 'Cause right now, you're sucking. 660 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,733 Mr. Simmons, I gotta pee-pee. 661 00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:45,600 Pinch it off! 662 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:48,433 Pete, what the hell are you doing? Get in your ready stance! 663 00:35:48,533 --> 00:35:51,133 Julio! Will you answer the fucking phone? 664 00:35:53,267 --> 00:35:56,267 You're in charge. You're in charge. You're fucking in charge. 665 00:35:56,367 --> 00:35:58,200 You're a champion. You're a champion. 666 00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:00,067 No, you're a fucking phony. 667 00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:01,600 She gave him a hand job. 668 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:02,900 I'm a winner. 669 00:36:04,067 --> 00:36:07,467 I feel my fucking power slipping. My power is slipping. 670 00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:10,067 You're fucking pathetic! You're pathetic. 671 00:36:10,133 --> 00:36:12,233 No, you're fucking cool. 672 00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:13,833 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 673 00:36:13,933 --> 00:36:15,767 I'm a fucking asshole. 674 00:36:15,867 --> 00:36:17,700 They don't know. They don't know shit. 675 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,067 Confidence, strength. 676 00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:21,067 (SCREAMING) 677 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:23,267 You better keep it together. You can keep this together. 678 00:36:23,367 --> 00:36:26,100 Strength, virtue. 679 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,333 I can keep this. I can make this work. 680 00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:30,700 I can hold myself completely together. 681 00:36:33,367 --> 00:36:35,700 Fuck! Pull it the fuck together! 682 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,233 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 683 00:36:55,067 --> 00:36:56,933 FRED: I'm sorry, guys. 684 00:36:57,067 --> 00:36:58,500 I just blew it. 685 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:00,833 And it hurts. 686 00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:03,733 I'm so sorry. 687 00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:05,767 (WHIMPERING) 688 00:37:10,267 --> 00:37:11,633 Mr. Simmons? 689 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,700 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 690 00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:13,567 Not today, Julio, okay? Go sit down. 691 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:15,100 Go sit with the kids. Not today. 692 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,733 Go sit down. Okay? 693 00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:20,567 Everybody paying attention? Eyes up here. 694 00:38:20,667 --> 00:38:23,433 Got a very special treat for all you guys today. 695 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:27,400 A close friend of mine, actually my best friend, 696 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,133 has decided to pay us a little visit. 697 00:38:30,233 --> 00:38:33,533 This man, I went to high school with, I grew up with him, 698 00:38:33,633 --> 00:38:35,967 and we both trained under Mr. Powers. 699 00:38:37,433 --> 00:38:40,767 I want y'all to give him the utmost respect, 700 00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:44,200 listen to everything he has to say, 701 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:47,600 because if you pay close attention, y'all might learn something. 702 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:50,767 Everyone, let's give it up for Mr. Mike McAlister. 703 00:38:50,867 --> 00:38:51,967 (ALL APPLAUDING) 704 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:04,833 5%. 705 00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:08,900 5% of all people 706 00:39:09,067 --> 00:39:11,500 who start Taekwondo 707 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,433 actually make it to black belt. 708 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,333 1%. 709 00:39:19,433 --> 00:39:22,533 1% become fourth degree black belts. 710 00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:27,500 Mr. Simmons is a fourth degree black belt. 711 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,367 I'm a fifth degree. 712 00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:34,500 But I don't believe in belts. 713 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,367 Let's break some cement. 714 00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:41,167 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 715 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:06,767 I'm glad we have this time to talk. 716 00:40:06,867 --> 00:40:09,167 Right away, before we go any further, 717 00:40:10,967 --> 00:40:13,967 I wanna establish a code of conduct. 718 00:40:14,067 --> 00:40:17,767 This trip we're on is for men, not little boys. 719 00:40:17,867 --> 00:40:21,233 You guys are gonna see things that you've never seen before. 720 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:24,133 And when we get back, nobody's gonna tattle. 721 00:40:25,867 --> 00:40:27,033 Right, Julio? 722 00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:31,133 'Cause I'm gonna do a lot of bad things, 723 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:35,933 and you guys aren't going to stop me. 724 00:40:36,033 --> 00:40:37,033 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 725 00:40:39,867 --> 00:40:41,367 You guys ever had sex? 726 00:40:41,467 --> 00:40:42,600 (DOOR OPENING) 727 00:40:45,467 --> 00:40:48,000 Y'all getting to know Mike pretty good back here? 728 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,133 Why don't you go ahead and buckle up. 729 00:40:49,233 --> 00:40:50,433 No, thank you. 730 00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:52,667 Okay. You guys, buckle up. 731 00:40:52,767 --> 00:40:55,333 If anybody has to take a piss, now is the time, 732 00:40:55,433 --> 00:40:58,333 'cause we're getting ready to get the H-E double hockey sticks outta here. 733 00:40:58,433 --> 00:41:00,600 FRED: I mean, Julio, give me a break. 734 00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,767 I mean, it's obvious that Chuck "The Truck" would win 735 00:41:02,867 --> 00:41:05,067 in a fight against Jeff Speakman. 736 00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:07,367 I mean, Kenpo is the shittiest of all martial arts. 737 00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:09,233 I mean, it's two freaking sticks. 738 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:12,900 It's just ignorant to think otherwise. Plain ignorant. 739 00:41:13,067 --> 00:41:14,067 Check this out. 740 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:15,367 What you got? 741 00:41:15,467 --> 00:41:18,533 Oh, no, you did not! Oh, my God! 742 00:41:19,533 --> 00:41:21,567 It's Mike's band, Sexual Warriors. 743 00:41:21,667 --> 00:41:23,533 These guys are totally awesome. 744 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,567 (BIZARRE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 745 00:41:33,133 --> 00:41:35,567 FRED: This is great. This sounds so professional. 746 00:41:36,367 --> 00:41:38,900 Wow, man. You did this? 747 00:41:39,067 --> 00:41:40,667 Oh, my God. 748 00:41:40,767 --> 00:41:44,100 How much longer? Hurry up. 749 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:48,200 When I told y'all to take pees before we left, I was serious about that. 750 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:52,167 I mean, I gotta take a shit, you don't see me out here acting like an animal. 751 00:41:52,267 --> 00:41:54,567 Missing valuable expo time right now. 752 00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:57,900 Probably already sold all the good throwing stars. 753 00:42:02,433 --> 00:42:05,633 This is gonna be so awesome. God, look at all this Truck stuff! 754 00:42:06,467 --> 00:42:08,567 Hey. It's $5 a ticket. 755 00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,500 Okay. Y'all got your money? 756 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,100 I'm not paying for you guys. 757 00:42:14,433 --> 00:42:16,100 There you go. Thanks. 758 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,500 MAN: There are many pressure points in the body. Some can cause extreme pain. 759 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,733 Such as here. 760 00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:21,500 (GROANS) 761 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,300 Another that can cause a person to pass out. Please listen carefully. 762 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,400 This move takes years of practice. 763 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:30,067 If you do it too fast or in the wrong place, 764 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,700 you can actually cause your partner's death. 765 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,900 We have booths set up in the corner for our schools... 766 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,867 Fucking amateurs. 767 00:42:51,967 --> 00:42:54,933 ANNOUNCER: And now, we have a special treat for everyone! 768 00:42:55,067 --> 00:42:57,800 This is what you've all been waiting for. 769 00:42:57,900 --> 00:43:01,700 Seven-year undefeated Open Sparring Champion, 770 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,667 world record Board Breaking Champion, 771 00:43:04,767 --> 00:43:07,433 the star of 7 Rings of Pain, 772 00:43:07,533 --> 00:43:10,267 Parts I, II, and III! 773 00:43:11,633 --> 00:43:14,067 I know him! You know him! 774 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:18,067 We're downtown, y'all! Let's get loud! 775 00:43:18,133 --> 00:43:19,733 Please welcome 776 00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:22,800 Chuck "The Truck" Wallace! 777 00:43:23,533 --> 00:43:25,333 (WHOOPING) 778 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,633 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 779 00:43:47,767 --> 00:43:49,267 Break that shit! 780 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,100 Oh, my God! 781 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,500 (CROWD CHEERING) 782 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,300 Is this what you want? 783 00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:16,733 There you go, buddy. 784 00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:17,967 WOMAN: Thanks, Chuck. 785 00:44:20,833 --> 00:44:24,167 Mr. Wallace, Fred Simmons. Pleasure to meet you. 786 00:44:24,267 --> 00:44:28,267 This is Mike McAlister, and these are some of my students. 787 00:44:28,367 --> 00:44:32,200 I gotta tell you, I consider myself to be a master of the demo, 788 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:35,200 and I really haven't seen anything like 789 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:36,900 what you just showed everyone in this room. 790 00:44:37,067 --> 00:44:38,733 I mean, that was really powerful stuff, 791 00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,300 and, you know, I was blown away. 792 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:41,700 Cool. Thank you. 793 00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,267 I own a karate school, Taekwondo school, 794 00:44:44,367 --> 00:44:47,433 and I just think that my students would really love it 795 00:44:47,533 --> 00:44:49,567 if maybe you wanted to come down for their testing next month. 796 00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,867 Why don't we not talk business now. 797 00:44:53,467 --> 00:44:57,200 You and your boys, why don't you come by my suite? 798 00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:01,600 Room 624. Just come there later tonight and we'll hash this all out. 799 00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,067 FRED: Are you serious? 800 00:45:04,067 --> 00:45:05,067 Believe it. 801 00:45:05,167 --> 00:45:06,967 Wow. 802 00:45:07,067 --> 00:45:10,400 Definitely. We'll definitely come by and... 803 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,767 To your hotel room? Sure. 804 00:45:11,867 --> 00:45:13,267 Oh, my God. 805 00:45:14,533 --> 00:45:16,967 You think that I could get an autograph? 806 00:45:18,833 --> 00:45:20,933 You're my favorite movie star. 807 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,400 Julio, where's that money your mom gave you? 808 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,767 I spent it all. 809 00:45:25,867 --> 00:45:27,467 You spent it on junk? 810 00:45:27,567 --> 00:45:29,300 I spent it on a weapon. 811 00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:31,967 (WHISPERS) God. 812 00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:36,967 I'm about to shit my pants! This is so fucking awesome! 813 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:39,833 Goddamn! Look at Julio. He's not even excited. 814 00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,367 (WHOOPING) 815 00:45:47,267 --> 00:45:48,600 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 816 00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:51,067 Be cool, all right? 817 00:45:55,867 --> 00:45:57,333 You guys on the list? 818 00:45:57,433 --> 00:46:01,133 Yeah, we're guests of Chuck "The Truck" Wallace. 819 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,133 Chuck, do you know these guys? 820 00:46:05,233 --> 00:46:07,500 Hey, demo man! 821 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,567 Y'all bring some hot chicks? 822 00:46:11,667 --> 00:46:15,833 Not really. Just my buddy Mike, and Henry and Julio. And me. 823 00:46:16,867 --> 00:46:18,967 Then get the fuck out of here. 824 00:46:20,833 --> 00:46:24,200 I'm kidding! Come on in! Come on in! 825 00:46:33,567 --> 00:46:36,933 How's it going, ladies? This is a beautiful town. 826 00:46:37,067 --> 00:46:38,767 We're really enjoying ourselves. 827 00:46:38,867 --> 00:46:41,767 Guys, you look great tonight. Perfect. You throw a good party. 828 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:43,100 (CHUCK SNORTING DRUGS) 829 00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:47,100 Hey. 830 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,800 Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. 831 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,667 See that? This guy sucks with the leg work. 832 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,900 This guy is defenseless. 833 00:46:54,067 --> 00:46:56,800 Arms crossed. Trapped. 834 00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:59,533 And you're just handsome. 835 00:46:59,633 --> 00:47:02,300 Good God, you're handsome, my boy. 836 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,500 To life! Fuck it! 837 00:47:09,067 --> 00:47:10,933 Okay. Oh, shit. Oh, that's cool. 838 00:47:11,067 --> 00:47:13,100 Oh, shit. Okay. 839 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,267 Hold up, dude. You got an ID? 840 00:47:17,367 --> 00:47:19,300 It's all right, I'm with Mr. Simmons. 841 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,967 Yeah, yeah, that's cool. But I don't know who the fuck that is. 842 00:47:22,067 --> 00:47:24,733 Y'all know Mr. Simmons? 843 00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:28,733 Hey, you should check out getting a fake ID. 844 00:47:28,833 --> 00:47:30,300 You know what that is? 845 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,733 No, what? 846 00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:33,600 You're a douche. 847 00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:34,967 (SNIGGERING) 848 00:47:39,233 --> 00:47:41,167 Where'd you get the beer, Fred? 849 00:47:41,267 --> 00:47:44,100 Somebody left it in the bathroom, but it tastes fine. It's fine. 850 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:49,133 Cage match, me and a silverback gorilla. 851 00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:52,167 I'm not really feeling this party. 852 00:47:52,267 --> 00:47:54,200 You know, just not really coming off like I planned. 853 00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:56,333 I mean, just a little disappointed. 854 00:47:58,533 --> 00:48:00,733 Chuck, he hasn't even said anything about the demo yet. 855 00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:02,200 It's like he doesn't even care. 856 00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:04,567 Plus, he obviously likes you more than me. 857 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:08,700 MIKE: Perhaps you should go speak with him about it. 858 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,767 You think so? Just go and talk to him? 859 00:48:11,867 --> 00:48:13,633 Definitely. What do you have to lose? 860 00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:16,133 How's my shirt look? Fine? 861 00:48:16,233 --> 00:48:17,667 Looks absolutely beautiful. 862 00:48:17,767 --> 00:48:19,367 Thank you. Okay, here I go. 863 00:48:21,067 --> 00:48:23,767 Come on, man, isometrics! 864 00:48:23,867 --> 00:48:26,633 Animals don't lift weights. 865 00:48:26,733 --> 00:48:28,333 And animals are strong. 866 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,500 Who wants to see me with my shirt off? 867 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,233 (ALL CHEERING) 868 00:48:45,967 --> 00:48:47,967 Your body looks great, Chuck! 869 00:48:50,067 --> 00:48:51,567 Looking good. 870 00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:52,933 Thanks. 871 00:48:54,367 --> 00:48:55,433 Fag. 872 00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:56,567 (ALL LAUGHING) 873 00:49:13,767 --> 00:49:17,267 * In your twisted reality 874 00:49:17,367 --> 00:49:21,433 * Your mind don't throw no tricks at me 875 00:49:22,767 --> 00:49:26,600 * You're just a kid in grownup clothes 876 00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:30,900 * A shit-eating baby from your head to your toes 877 00:49:31,067 --> 00:49:32,500 * You dumbass 878 00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:38,500 * You ugly fucking jerk 879 00:49:43,233 --> 00:49:45,467 * You fucking asshole 880 00:49:48,767 --> 00:49:50,733 * And you're ugly as hell 881 00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,533 Fuck! MAN: Armand! 882 00:49:56,633 --> 00:49:59,333 Motherfuck. Armand, are you all right? Armand! 883 00:49:59,433 --> 00:50:02,233 You just killed fucking Armand, you motherfucker! 884 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,567 Oh, Christ. This is The Truck's party, guys. 885 00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:06,167 We can't be fighting. What the hell are you doing, Henry? 886 00:50:06,267 --> 00:50:07,367 You're a bunch of fucking assholes! 887 00:50:08,767 --> 00:50:10,967 Julio, Jesus Christ, dude! 888 00:50:11,067 --> 00:50:12,500 Fuck it, get ready! 889 00:50:20,733 --> 00:50:22,500 What? 890 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,433 You think it's cool just to come into my party 891 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,633 and beat up the band? 892 00:50:32,633 --> 00:50:34,433 I think that's cool as shit! 893 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:38,267 Armand, Emmanuel, get up. 894 00:50:38,367 --> 00:50:40,467 Bring these boys some beers. 895 00:50:40,567 --> 00:50:43,367 They've earned them. And you know what? 896 00:50:43,467 --> 00:50:46,967 That little karate testing thing, I'm gonna do it. 897 00:50:47,067 --> 00:50:48,400 For real? Yeah. 898 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,233 You'll come to the school and do the testing? 899 00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:51,600 Oh, yeah. 900 00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:54,700 God damn! That's awesome, Chuck. Thank you very much. 901 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,467 'Cause I like you, 10 grand. 902 00:50:57,567 --> 00:50:59,233 Ten grand. 903 00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:00,967 I don't really have that kind of money. 904 00:51:01,067 --> 00:51:02,067 It's a friend price. 905 00:51:02,133 --> 00:51:03,267 A friend, huh? 906 00:51:03,367 --> 00:51:05,067 Let's party, people! Come on! 907 00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:06,600 (MUSIC PLAYING) 908 00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:18,400 * Little by little I'm losing My love for you girl 909 00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:25,300 * It doesn't pay a lot For me to replace you 910 00:51:28,867 --> 00:51:33,367 * We talked and talked until the days turned black, girl 911 00:51:35,567 --> 00:51:39,700 * Just come on, no surprise, I'm turning my back * 912 00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:08,500 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 913 00:52:47,733 --> 00:52:49,833 Everything changes starting today. 914 00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:54,967 Today, I'm gonna teach y'all about your forms. 915 00:52:55,067 --> 00:52:59,433 If y'all would like to get to your next belt, which I'm assuming you would, 916 00:52:59,533 --> 00:53:01,233 you're gonna have to know these things correctly. 917 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:03,367 This is kind of rushed. 918 00:53:03,467 --> 00:53:06,067 We only got two weeks until the testing. 919 00:53:06,133 --> 00:53:10,833 A lot of y'all know I've had some personal stuff happening with me, 920 00:53:10,933 --> 00:53:13,400 and, you know, kind of threw me for a loop there. 921 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,100 I got weak for a little bit of time. 922 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,233 Just about that little bit. 923 00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:20,167 But now we need to put that behind us. 924 00:53:20,267 --> 00:53:22,233 We need to step up to the plate. 925 00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:24,167 We need to accept what's in front of us, 926 00:53:24,267 --> 00:53:26,167 and we just need to go for it. 927 00:53:26,267 --> 00:53:28,333 This testing is humongous for us. 928 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,467 Chuck "The Truck" Wallace is gonna be there. 929 00:53:31,567 --> 00:53:32,800 (ALL CHEERING) 930 00:53:34,467 --> 00:53:36,667 We're in the spotlight. 931 00:53:36,767 --> 00:53:38,500 It's our time to shine. 932 00:53:39,867 --> 00:53:42,367 Think y'all are ready for this? Think you can handle it? 933 00:53:42,467 --> 00:53:44,233 Yes, sir! Yes, sir! 934 00:53:44,333 --> 00:53:46,600 I didn't hear you. 935 00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:50,400 I said, do you think y'all can handle this? 936 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:52,233 Yes, sir! Yes, sir! 937 00:53:53,433 --> 00:53:55,833 Let's begin, shall we? 938 00:53:55,933 --> 00:54:00,100 The name of your form is Chon-Ji. It has 19 movements. 939 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:04,067 The yellow belt represents the earth in which the plant takes root. 940 00:54:04,167 --> 00:54:06,100 Do-San is a pseudonym for the patriot. 941 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,800 Hung Chung-ho! 942 00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:10,167 The green belt signifies the plant's growth 943 00:54:10,267 --> 00:54:12,767 as the skill of Taekwondo develops! 944 00:54:13,733 --> 00:54:15,733 The blue belt signifies the sky. 945 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:21,300 Toi Gai is the pen name of noted scholar Yee Wong. 946 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,433 The name of the form is Hwa-Rang. 947 00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:27,067 Red belt means danger. It cautions the student to use control. 948 00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:28,900 One! Two! 949 00:54:29,533 --> 00:54:31,333 Tight fist. Tight fist. 950 00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,733 Blocks up. Keep them up. 951 00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:36,367 One! Two! One! Two! 952 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,833 Good form, Bruce. One! 953 00:54:38,933 --> 00:54:40,400 Keep your fingers together, Rick. 954 00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:41,667 Two! 955 00:54:41,767 --> 00:54:43,067 One! 956 00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:45,433 Two! Three! 957 00:54:45,533 --> 00:54:46,567 Four! 958 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:56,800 Keep your stance. 959 00:54:59,067 --> 00:55:00,333 Hiyah! 960 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,100 Hiyah! 961 00:55:56,267 --> 00:55:58,167 What are you doing here? 962 00:55:58,267 --> 00:55:59,700 I'm so stupid! 963 00:56:01,767 --> 00:56:03,067 What happened? 964 00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,533 Those assholes fired me. 965 00:56:05,933 --> 00:56:09,900 So, I mean, what are you doing here? 966 00:56:11,467 --> 00:56:13,800 You're my rock. 967 00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:17,067 I realized that I need your confidence and your strength. 968 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,600 Because I'm so strong. 969 00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:20,767 Yeah. 970 00:56:20,867 --> 00:56:22,867 That's why you're coming back to me, 971 00:56:22,967 --> 00:56:25,167 because you've realized how strong I am. 972 00:56:27,067 --> 00:56:29,800 I mean, I know I may seem like I'm the strongest man 973 00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:32,133 that you've ever known before or ever met, 974 00:56:32,233 --> 00:56:35,067 but the fact of the matter is that 975 00:56:36,133 --> 00:56:39,067 I'm penetrable, you know? 976 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:42,233 I have a human heart that ticks under here and... 977 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:45,067 I know. I'm so sorry. You make me feel safe. 978 00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:47,333 Who doesn't wanna feel safe, you know? 979 00:56:47,433 --> 00:56:49,633 But I got to feel safe, too. 980 00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:52,633 And in order for that to happen... 981 00:56:53,567 --> 00:56:56,333 I could be the bigger man, 982 00:56:56,433 --> 00:56:58,700 but you're gonna have to be the smaller woman, to some extent. 983 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,100 I know. I will. 984 00:57:03,967 --> 00:57:05,833 I just need you to say it. 985 00:57:06,367 --> 00:57:07,733 I love you. 986 00:57:08,567 --> 00:57:09,833 Not that. 987 00:57:10,967 --> 00:57:12,100 I'm sorry. 988 00:57:12,933 --> 00:57:14,200 Not that, either. 989 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,067 Let's just not say anything. 990 00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:29,133 You took your shoes off. 991 00:57:29,233 --> 00:57:32,467 I don't ever wanna disrespect you in your house again. 992 00:57:36,767 --> 00:57:38,833 Don't you ever disrespect me. 993 00:57:48,767 --> 00:57:51,067 There's not really an easy way to put this, but... 994 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:55,100 What me and you had? It's no more. 995 00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:57,633 It's over with now. 996 00:57:58,767 --> 00:58:00,567 I know this is gonna be hard for you to take, 997 00:58:00,667 --> 00:58:04,233 but I think you might just wanna take a moment and just let it soak in. 998 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,900 Just take it. 999 00:58:13,467 --> 00:58:15,300 Mr. Simmons, I really need to go practice my forms. 1000 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,733 I'm patching things up with my wife, 1001 00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:20,933 and it really is probably not gonna work 1002 00:58:21,067 --> 00:58:24,700 if a former flame of mine is taking class here. 1003 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,700 So, unfortunately for you, I'm tearing up your contract. 1004 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,633 You're kicking me out of class? 1005 00:58:29,733 --> 00:58:31,200 That's one way of looking at it. 1006 00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:33,433 Or you could look at it the way I do, 1007 00:58:33,533 --> 00:58:36,633 which is that we were just two stars 1008 00:58:36,733 --> 00:58:39,400 kind of moving through the space 1009 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:40,800 and we kind of found our own path. 1010 00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:42,767 This is ridiculous! You're ridiculous! 1011 00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:46,267 Okay. Let's not ruin the memories. Just be nice. 1012 00:58:46,367 --> 00:58:48,200 There's no reason to get nasty. 1013 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,800 (DOOR CLOSING) 1014 00:58:51,067 --> 00:58:54,567 Well, I rebuilt the engine about a year ago. 1015 00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:57,133 New tires, new brakes. 1016 00:58:57,233 --> 00:59:00,667 Gotten this baby up to 157 on the open highway, 1017 00:59:00,767 --> 00:59:03,067 plus there were 2,000 rpm's left. 1018 00:59:03,167 --> 00:59:06,867 It's a very special car. It means a lot to me. 1019 00:59:06,967 --> 00:59:10,233 And sure I wanna sell it, I wanna get rid of it, 1020 00:59:10,333 --> 00:59:13,067 but that doesn't mean I'm gonna unload it on any little yahoo 1021 00:59:13,167 --> 00:59:16,467 that comes in here off the street, thinking this car's neat-o. 1022 00:59:16,567 --> 00:59:18,133 I wanna check your credentials. 1023 00:59:18,233 --> 00:59:19,967 I gotta know what kind of man you are. 1024 00:59:20,067 --> 00:59:23,500 Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? 1025 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,200 Well, I've always wanted to drive a car like this, since I was a teenager. 1026 00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:29,867 I've got two kids, and I've got debt up to my ass. 1027 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:34,267 My wife said she'd divorce me if I wasted my money on this. 1028 00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:38,100 I don't care. I want it, anyway. 1029 00:59:40,233 --> 00:59:42,167 I hear what you're saying. 1030 00:59:42,267 --> 00:59:44,767 And I like it. You got yourself a deal. 1031 00:59:48,067 --> 00:59:49,167 A toast. 1032 00:59:50,633 --> 00:59:52,967 Here's to finding our footing again. 1033 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:58,067 To traveling along paths that we think are the right paths, 1034 00:59:58,167 --> 01:00:00,400 but end up not being the right paths, 1035 01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:03,667 but discovering the path we were on originally was perfect for us. 1036 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:07,100 And to the magic that lies in each of our souls 1037 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,500 that can create love 1038 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,833 and cherishness 1039 01:00:13,667 --> 01:00:14,900 forever. 1040 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:39,833 So that's my office in there, where I do a lot of my work. 1041 01:00:39,933 --> 01:00:42,200 If you don't mind, I'm just gonna introduce you to everybody. 1042 01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:43,800 They'll get a kick out of this. 1043 01:00:43,900 --> 01:00:48,300 Everybody! We've a special guest today all the way from Hollywood. 1044 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:52,033 I'd like you to meet Chuck "The Truck" Wallace, everybody. 1045 01:00:52,133 --> 01:00:56,067 (ALL CHEERING) Yeah, give him a hand. Wonderful, wonderful. 1046 01:00:56,167 --> 01:00:58,767 Go on with what you're doing. Go back to what you were doing. 1047 01:00:58,867 --> 01:01:01,867 As you can see, I kind of run the gambit here. 1048 01:01:01,967 --> 01:01:04,633 I teach everything from little guys, little kindergartners, 1049 01:01:04,733 --> 01:01:07,067 to senior citizens. It's not a big deal. 1050 01:01:07,133 --> 01:01:10,233 Raul, you think you wanna show The Truck your 360? 1051 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,700 Check this out. Watch this. 1052 01:01:12,567 --> 01:01:13,400 Look out. What you think about that? 1053 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,600 That's great. 1054 01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:16,167 Good job, Raul. Good job. 1055 01:01:16,267 --> 01:01:17,767 Hey, you got that money? 1056 01:01:17,867 --> 01:01:22,067 Yeah. A business man. I can appreciate that. I'm a businessman myself. 1057 01:01:22,167 --> 01:01:24,333 The money's actually back at my house. 1058 01:01:24,433 --> 01:01:27,400 I had to sell my car for it, but anything for you is cool. 1059 01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:28,933 I don't give a shit. 1060 01:01:29,067 --> 01:01:30,433 We'll just go back to my house. 1061 01:01:30,533 --> 01:01:32,700 Mitchell, you wanna meet The Truck? 1062 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,467 You wanna shake The Truck's hand? 1063 01:01:34,567 --> 01:01:37,333 Mitchell here was a basket case till I got a hold of him. 1064 01:01:37,433 --> 01:01:40,700 Now he's dressing sharp, making good grades, slaying the ladies. 1065 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,367 Come on. Don't be shy. Shake The Truck's hand. 1066 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:47,067 Hey, can we get the fuck outta here? I'm shitfaced. 1067 01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:48,800 Yeah, yeah. You go back to your stuff. Yeah, that's totally fine. 1068 01:01:50,733 --> 01:01:52,900 Here we are. This is the master bedroom. 1069 01:01:53,067 --> 01:01:54,700 This is where I usually sleep, 1070 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,400 but you can sleep here tonight. 1071 01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:58,800 Me and Suze are just gonna go ahead and crash on the couch. 1072 01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:02,567 So, you know, feel free to spread out, do whatever you want to. 1073 01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:04,567 Cool. It's up to you. 1074 01:02:04,667 --> 01:02:08,567 My wife decorated this room. It kind of has like a Myrtle Beach theme. 1075 01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:11,567 She's really into dolphins. Chuck? 1076 01:02:11,667 --> 01:02:15,300 My wife has beautiful taste. She pretty much decorated everything. 1077 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,433 Speak of the devil, there she is now. Home from work? 1078 01:02:17,533 --> 01:02:18,967 Hey. 1079 01:02:19,067 --> 01:02:21,067 Why don't you hop on up and meet our guest here? 1080 01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:27,467 This is Chuck "The Truck" Wallace. Chuck, this is my wife Suze. 1081 01:02:27,567 --> 01:02:29,167 Pleasure. Nice to meet you. 1082 01:02:29,267 --> 01:02:31,133 What a charmer this one is, huh? 1083 01:02:31,233 --> 01:02:33,533 She'll probably never wash her hands again, I swear to God. 1084 01:02:33,633 --> 01:02:35,500 That's how she is with stars. 1085 01:02:39,433 --> 01:02:42,067 Some party you're having here, Salazar. 1086 01:02:42,133 --> 01:02:44,833 Guess my invitation got lost in the mail. 1087 01:02:52,100 --> 01:02:56,300 Look at that. Look at that. What a coincidence that is. 1088 01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:00,400 AXE: Unfortunately for you, I've got an ax to grind. 1089 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:03,200 This is great. This is absolutely terrific. 1090 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:06,400 You know, I got my beautiful wife here, I love you, Suzie, 1091 01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:08,867 and my best hero. 1092 01:03:08,967 --> 01:03:11,067 You mind if I call you that, "my best hero"? 1093 01:03:11,100 --> 01:03:13,167 Let's stick with Chuck. 1094 01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:15,467 I just feel so lucky right now. I really do. 1095 01:03:15,567 --> 01:03:19,500 This is a moment I would like to just have last forever. 1096 01:03:22,367 --> 01:03:24,500 Well, I gotta go ahead and make tracks. 1097 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:26,867 I gotta go teach Taekwondo. 1098 01:03:26,967 --> 01:03:30,333 So, if y'all are set here, everybody's feeling comfortable and stuff... 1099 01:03:30,433 --> 01:03:32,867 Just make yourself at home. Do whatever you need to do. 1100 01:03:32,967 --> 01:03:35,167 I'm gonna go teach the young ones. 1101 01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:40,533 I'll be back shortly. Be good, okay? 1102 01:03:40,633 --> 01:03:42,167 And have fun. 1103 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,133 (DOOR CLOSING) 1104 01:03:45,233 --> 01:03:48,067 Don't worry, we're friends till the end. The bitter end. 1105 01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:09,767 You ready for tomorrow, Bruce? 1106 01:04:09,867 --> 01:04:11,533 Damn right, sir. 1107 01:04:11,633 --> 01:04:12,833 Think you owe me 10 bucks. 1108 01:04:12,933 --> 01:04:14,067 Yes, sir. 1109 01:04:18,833 --> 01:04:20,467 You got a ride home? Yeah, I do. 1110 01:04:20,567 --> 01:04:21,733 Perfect. Thank you. 1111 01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:22,667 Have a good night. Get some rest. 1112 01:04:22,767 --> 01:04:23,867 You, too. 1113 01:04:33,133 --> 01:04:34,600 CHUCK: Say it. SUZIE: I love you. 1114 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,933 Say it again. I love riding The Truck. 1115 01:04:38,067 --> 01:04:39,933 Come on, say it louder. 1116 01:04:40,067 --> 01:04:43,167 I love riding The Truck! Oh, that's good. 1117 01:04:43,267 --> 01:04:44,467 There you go. 1118 01:04:44,567 --> 01:04:45,933 What the hell, Suzie! 1119 01:04:46,067 --> 01:04:47,467 SUZIE: Holy shit! Fred, what are you doing home? 1120 01:04:47,567 --> 01:04:49,233 What the hell is going on? 1121 01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:50,867 FRED: You're gonna do this to me again? 1122 01:04:50,967 --> 01:04:52,900 SUZIE: It's nothing. It didn't mean anything! 1123 01:04:53,067 --> 01:04:54,867 Oh, God, baby, it's not what you think! 1124 01:04:54,967 --> 01:04:56,433 You were fucking him! We were just talking. 1125 01:04:56,533 --> 01:04:57,800 Yeah, talking! 1126 01:04:57,900 --> 01:04:59,367 Guys, come on, it's just sex. 1127 01:04:59,467 --> 01:05:02,367 No. This is it! I've about had enough of you! 1128 01:05:02,467 --> 01:05:04,267 I was excited to come home and just hang out with you, 1129 01:05:04,367 --> 01:05:05,967 and I come home and I see this! 1130 01:05:06,067 --> 01:05:07,833 Baby, it didn't mean anything! He's a movie star! 1131 01:05:07,933 --> 01:05:09,267 I know he's a movie star! 1132 01:05:09,367 --> 01:05:11,167 I'm the one who got him to come here for my fucking testing! 1133 01:05:11,267 --> 01:05:13,500 Listen, let me just talk about this. Can we go outside? 1134 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,700 We're gonna go outside, all right. We are definitely going outside. 1135 01:05:30,967 --> 01:05:33,367 I always told people we'd never fight. 1136 01:05:33,467 --> 01:05:36,833 I was so goddamn excited when you agreed to come to my testing. 1137 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,867 I know you're a warrior, so I'll give you 1138 01:05:39,967 --> 01:05:43,067 the basic right of stretching before our battle. 1139 01:05:43,133 --> 01:05:45,967 But besides that, I ain't gonna give you shit. 1140 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:49,500 Not mercy. Not even forgiveness. 1141 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,600 Let's hurry up and do this. I gotta get back to fucking your wife. 1142 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:54,100 What did you just say? 1143 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:55,367 I said, "Let's hurry up and do this..." 1144 01:06:00,067 --> 01:06:01,900 That was stupid. 1145 01:06:02,067 --> 01:06:04,433 Get ready to get run over by The Truck. 1146 01:06:14,300 --> 01:06:15,500 That shit barely even hurt me, dude. 1147 01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:22,467 Okay. Okay. 1148 01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:32,467 All that and my shirt's still tucked in. Pathetic. 1149 01:06:33,767 --> 01:06:35,767 How about this? Shit. 1150 01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:37,633 Motherfucker. Goddamn. 1151 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,633 Hurts a lot more when it's not for points. 1152 01:06:47,067 --> 01:06:49,267 Come on. Come on, big boy. Come on. 1153 01:06:49,367 --> 01:06:51,233 All right, you motherfucker. 1154 01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:57,133 How about that? How about that, huh? 1155 01:07:07,067 --> 01:07:09,467 Take that, you adulterous motherfucker, you. 1156 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,200 What you got now? Got any left inside of you? 1157 01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:21,700 Oh, God. Oh. 1158 01:07:22,933 --> 01:07:25,100 You motherfucker! You spit on me! 1159 01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:29,300 I told you. Is this worth $10,000? 1160 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,833 You're such a fucking dick sucker! God! 1161 01:07:32,767 --> 01:07:34,067 Fuck you! 1162 01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:35,500 What the fuck? 1163 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:36,633 Fuck you! 1164 01:08:10,967 --> 01:08:12,533 (AIRHORN SOUNDING) 1165 01:08:45,533 --> 01:08:48,233 Mr. Powers, I'm Mark Love. Good to see you. 1166 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:49,933 We have seats at the Judges' Table for all of you. 1167 01:08:50,067 --> 01:08:51,133 Where's Mr. Simmons? 1168 01:08:51,233 --> 01:08:52,400 He's on his way. 1169 01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:15,233 Everybody, line up for forms! 1170 01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:16,667 Where's Mr. Simmons? 1171 01:09:16,767 --> 01:09:18,900 I said, "Line up!" 1172 01:09:19,067 --> 01:09:20,367 ALL: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 1173 01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:42,367 Today, you will be testing for your new belt. 1174 01:09:42,467 --> 01:09:45,700 Mr. Simmons isn't here, so I'll be running the testing today. 1175 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:47,533 Does anybody have a problem with that? 1176 01:09:47,633 --> 01:09:49,067 ALL: No, sir! 1177 01:09:49,133 --> 01:09:51,500 I didn't hear you! Does anybody have a problem with that? 1178 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:53,167 ALL: No, sir! 1179 01:09:53,267 --> 01:09:54,633 Show me a ready stance! ALL: Sir! 1180 01:10:55,167 --> 01:10:56,400 Somebody really beat him up. 1181 01:11:03,133 --> 01:11:06,500 Sorry I'm late. Where are we? 1182 01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,900 This looks bad, Mr. Simmons. Bad. 1183 01:11:09,067 --> 01:11:10,900 Julio, where are we? 1184 01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,900 We're done, you understand me? 1185 01:11:13,067 --> 01:11:14,633 JULIO: Red belts still have to do their sparring. 1186 01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:17,733 Thank you, Julio. You're a good instructor, buddy. 1187 01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:18,900 Thanks, Mr. Simmons. 1188 01:11:20,433 --> 01:11:21,800 You're forgetting your place here, Fred. 1189 01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:23,067 Fuck off. 1190 01:11:25,733 --> 01:11:29,067 Good morning, everyone, and welcome to our testing. 1191 01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:31,567 I'm okay. I'm all right. 1192 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:34,567 Had a little accident last night, but I'm doing okay. 1193 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:38,733 Rick, Henry, line up for sparring. 1194 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:48,367 Face your partner! 1195 01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:50,600 Kyungneh! 1196 01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:51,933 Rick, bow! 1197 01:11:54,533 --> 01:11:55,767 Sparring stances! 1198 01:11:58,667 --> 01:12:00,433 Sheejahk! 1199 01:12:18,133 --> 01:12:19,200 Fred, you need to make them stop. 1200 01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,600 Let them go. 1201 01:12:21,533 --> 01:12:23,100 Somebody's gonna get hurt. 1202 01:12:58,333 --> 01:12:59,833 (ALL CHEERING) 1203 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,767 Stop! Rick! Henry! Stop! 1204 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,167 Henry, 25 push-ups for going too hard. 1205 01:13:20,933 --> 01:13:22,500 (ALL CHEERING) 1206 01:13:39,733 --> 01:13:41,733 Mr. Wallace, it's an honor to meet you. 1207 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:43,833 Yeah, well, I'm a man of my word. 1208 01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:47,133 Mr. Simmons, what are you doing? 1209 01:13:47,233 --> 01:13:49,167 You think Mr. Wallace is so freaking cool. 1210 01:13:51,867 --> 01:13:54,333 I'm sorry about this, Mr. Wallace. Let me get some... 1211 01:13:54,433 --> 01:13:56,467 Now, let's just all settle down. 1212 01:13:56,567 --> 01:13:58,067 Apparently, he's had some trouble at home. 1213 01:13:58,100 --> 01:14:00,167 That concludes our testing for today. 1214 01:14:00,267 --> 01:14:02,633 Now, stick around because we have a special demonstration 1215 01:14:02,733 --> 01:14:04,933 from the legendary Chuck "The Truck" Wallace. 1216 01:14:12,233 --> 01:14:13,233 Shit. 1217 01:14:17,133 --> 01:14:19,367 Jesus, baby, you look terrible. 1218 01:14:19,467 --> 01:14:23,233 Well, that's because I got into a fight because of you and your ways. 1219 01:14:28,067 --> 01:14:29,967 Look, I know this has been hard on you. 1220 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,700 This has been so hard on me. 1221 01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:35,967 Let's just forget about all this. 1222 01:14:36,067 --> 01:14:39,633 Let's just start over, put everything behind us and just start brand new. 1223 01:14:39,733 --> 01:14:41,233 Just let bygones be bygones? 1224 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:44,100 Yeah. 1225 01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:47,133 You can go and have a little hand job party at work, 1226 01:14:47,233 --> 01:14:50,867 and then have sexual intercourse with the hero of my life, 1227 01:14:50,967 --> 01:14:53,467 and then 'cause it doesn't work out the way you want it to, 1228 01:14:53,567 --> 01:14:55,833 you're just gonna come back to me and everything's gonna be hunky-dory. 1229 01:14:55,933 --> 01:14:57,833 Do you wanna know why I cheated on you? 1230 01:14:58,833 --> 01:14:59,733 Hmm? 1231 01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:04,100 Take a good look in the fucking mirror. 1232 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,733 You wear this piece of shit outfit for real! 1233 01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:10,067 This isn't a uniform, this is a costume! 1234 01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:13,200 You're the king of the dumbest fucking kingdom! 1235 01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:16,133 I want you to take a good look at that ring on your finger, 1236 01:15:16,233 --> 01:15:17,833 and then take a good look at me! 1237 01:15:17,933 --> 01:15:20,567 And you tell me, are you really ready to give this up? 1238 01:15:22,667 --> 01:15:24,533 Let me think about that for a second. 1239 01:15:26,767 --> 01:15:28,433 Okay, I've thought about it. 1240 01:15:28,533 --> 01:15:30,800 And I think my answer to that question 1241 01:15:31,767 --> 01:15:33,633 is gonna have to be, "Fuck you." 1242 01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:35,767 Fuck me? 1243 01:15:35,867 --> 01:15:38,200 I don't care if you wake up in a ditch 1244 01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:42,233 with grown men shitting on you and jumping on top of your head. 1245 01:15:42,333 --> 01:15:46,067 Maybe your nose will turn into a big old dick and you can stroke that all the time. 1246 01:15:46,133 --> 01:15:49,233 I hope your hair turns into dog shit one day. 1247 01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:51,733 You wake up and you run your comb through it, 1248 01:15:51,833 --> 01:15:54,067 and all that it is, is little trundles of dog shit. 1249 01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:58,067 The worst shit that you could imagine. 1250 01:15:58,933 --> 01:16:00,200 AIDS. 1251 01:16:01,867 --> 01:16:04,700 It's cool. Everything comes around, sweetheart. 1252 01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:09,967 What are you doing? 1253 01:16:16,433 --> 01:16:17,867 I'm relieving myself. 1254 01:16:19,067 --> 01:16:20,067 Jesus! 1255 01:16:26,133 --> 01:16:28,100 (ALL CHEERING) 1256 01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:29,733 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1257 01:16:49,133 --> 01:16:50,367 Turn that shit off. 1258 01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:52,833 Track number three, Julio. 1259 01:17:11,700 --> 01:17:12,867 So it begins. 1260 01:17:20,567 --> 01:17:21,433 Go! 1261 01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:31,333 (ALL CHEERING) 1262 01:17:33,067 --> 01:17:35,400 ALL: (CHANTING) Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1263 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:37,900 Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1264 01:17:52,533 --> 01:17:53,967 (ALL CHEERING) 1265 01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:58,533 ALL: (CHANTING) Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1266 01:17:58,633 --> 01:18:01,067 Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1267 01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:03,333 Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1268 01:18:03,433 --> 01:18:05,067 Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1269 01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:44,100 ALL: (CHANTING) Simmons! Simmons! Simmons! Simmons! Simmons! Simmons! 1270 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:00,967 Henry Harrison. 1271 01:19:03,867 --> 01:19:04,933 Thank you, sir. 1272 01:19:06,233 --> 01:19:07,433 (APPLAUDING) 1273 01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:12,300 Well, that concludes our awards ceremony. 1274 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:16,133 But before y'all leave, there's one further announcement. 1275 01:19:16,233 --> 01:19:20,200 Mr. Roy Powers was very impressed with our testing 1276 01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:23,067 and he has decided that our school 1277 01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:25,267 will be implementing a student oath. 1278 01:19:27,133 --> 01:19:30,433 He has chosen me to be the architect of this document. 1279 01:19:33,267 --> 01:19:37,200 I will now read to you the new student oath for the first time. 1280 01:19:46,767 --> 01:19:48,967 Student oath! Begin, sir! 1281 01:19:50,267 --> 01:19:53,633 "I shall observe the tenets of Taekwondo! 1282 01:19:53,733 --> 01:19:57,567 "I will always obey my instructor and senior students! 1283 01:19:57,667 --> 01:20:00,667 "I will never misuse Taekwondo! 1284 01:20:00,767 --> 01:20:04,500 "I will be a champion of freedom and justice! 1285 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:09,033 "I will always be righteous and help build a more peaceful world!" 1286 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,567 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1287 01:20:36,733 --> 01:20:38,433 * Oh, baby, come on now 1288 01:20:39,367 --> 01:20:40,200 * Oh, not like that 1289 01:20:42,133 --> 01:20:43,833 * I don't even know that girl 1290 01:20:46,167 --> 01:20:47,533 * No, she's nothing to me 1291 01:20:49,767 --> 01:20:51,033 * Come on, listen to me 1292 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,033 * She's not even that pretty 1293 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:08,367 * If you ask me again I'll tell you I didn't do it 1294 01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:13,067 * Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it 1295 01:21:15,067 --> 01:21:17,333 * Oh, Mr. Officer 1296 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:20,967 * That's not mine 1297 01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:25,100 * Hey, I didn't know this was our property 1298 01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:46,500 * If you ask me again I'll tell you I didn't do it 1299 01:21:47,967 --> 01:21:51,333 * Yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it 1300 01:21:58,900 --> 01:22:01,067 * Does it really matter to you? 1301 01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:04,933 * You're on a one-way road 1302 01:22:06,067 --> 01:22:08,333 * There's only one way to go 1303 01:22:21,567 --> 01:22:24,467 * If you ask me again I'll tell you I didn't do it 1304 01:22:26,167 --> 01:22:29,400 * Yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it 1305 01:22:30,667 --> 01:22:34,433 * Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it * 1306 01:22:42,067 --> 01:22:45,700 (MAN SOBBING) 1307 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:46,967 (PUNCHING)