1 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:28,796 MAN: How long are the lessons anyway? 45? That's 45 too many. 2 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,764 I like five-minute lessons. 3 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:33,334 JULIO: Five-minute lessons, you're not gonna learn anything. 4 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,269 MAN: I'm not? How about 15 minutes? 5 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,105 JULIO: Yeah, 45. 6 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:41,242 MAN: 45? What about 10? 7 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:45,379 MAN: It says, "Sign up now. Self-defense could save your life." 8 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,580 JULIO: It sure will. MAN: It will. 9 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,216 WOMAN 1: Thank you very much. 10 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:49,917 WOMAN 2: That was cool, yeah. 11 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,785 Who teaches Taekwondo? 12 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,321 Mr. Simmons. 13 00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:56,424 Mr. Simmons? Do you like Mr. Simmons? Is he nice? 14 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,192 WOMAN 2: Is he talented? Is he good? 15 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,460 WOMAN 1: Is he very good? 16 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:01,462 He's one of the best instructors in town. 17 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,931 He is? Can he break rock? 18 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:05,166 BOY: Yes. He can? With his head? 19 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,300 BOY: Yes. 20 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:10,371 WOMAN: So cute! Look at him! 21 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:15,443 Showtime, boys. This is what it's all about, performing for the people. 22 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,811 Let's go over the plan real quick, okay? 23 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,281 You're gonna start things off with your little floor pattern, 24 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:24,118 get everybody hooked, then I'm gonna step up and seal the deal. 25 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:26,086 Board breaks. 26 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,688 Simple plan, okay? 27 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:31,559 So don't fuck this up for me. This is my life, okay? 28 00:01:31,559 --> 00:01:35,095 Every single person out there is a potential new client. 29 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,230 Y'all understand? 30 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,331 ALL: Yes, sir. 31 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:40,168 Okay, pull them in. 32 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:41,235 Who's the king of the demo? 33 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,636 You are, Mr. Simmons. Who? 34 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,405 ALL: You are, Mr. Simmons. 35 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:46,106 You're goddamn right, I am. 36 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,641 One, two, three. 37 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:48,642 ALL: Hiyah! 38 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:15,135 That's Julio Chavez, 39 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,272 just one of our black belt students at Concord Taekwondo. 40 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,474 We got a lot of those there, huh? 41 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,311 This is, without a doubt, to me, 42 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:26,380 one of the most difficult things in Taekwondo to do, 43 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,782 is to bust them with your elbow. 44 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:33,887 And, well, I fashion myself a master in this. 45 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,290 So y'all are in for a special treat this afternoon. 46 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:52,206 (FRED GROANS) 47 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,907 (SOFTLY) Fuck! 48 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,277 Okay! All right! 49 00:02:56,277 --> 00:03:00,714 So, if any of y'all wanna sign up for classes at Concord Taekwondo, 50 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:02,816 we have some sheets here with information, phone numbers, 51 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:08,289 special rates and whatnot. And... 52 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:14,328 You know, come talk to me if y'all wanna learn how to do some cool Taekwondo. 53 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:26,540 * Well, I've got soul that burns like a diamond 54 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:33,881 * I've got a feeling all my dreams will come true 55 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:43,257 * Just like they say every dog will have its day 56 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:48,562 * And there's no way that I'm gonna lose 57 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:55,703 * 'Cause it's a dog wild heaven 58 00:03:57,605 --> 00:04:03,444 * Yeah, it's a dog wild heaven 59 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:10,451 * It's a dog wild heaven 60 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:17,391 * And there's no place that I'd rather be * 61 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,867 Nice stretches. 62 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:30,838 Raul, looks like you got that acne taken care of. Looking good, champ. 63 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,073 Come on, girls. All right, everybody line up! 64 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,608 ALL: Sir! Line up. 65 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,447 Feet together. 66 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:42,450 Charyut kyungneh! 67 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,619 Face senior student! 68 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,788 ALL: Sir! Kyungneh! 69 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,457 Face the front! ALL: Sir! 70 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,826 Tenets of Taekwondo. Begin. 71 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:56,830 Courtesy, self-control, perseverance... 72 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,099 ...integrity, indomitable spirit, sir. 73 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,734 Kyungneh. 74 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:14,348 Hey, everybody. You guys are stretching? I just got finished doing that. 75 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,784 What are you doing here? Just come back from working out? 76 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:19,587 No, I came from church, you fucking retard. 77 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:22,723 Okay, that's wonderful language that my wife uses in front of my friends. 78 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,525 Listen, I just came to remind you about 79 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:25,959 dinner tonight with my friends from work. 80 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,795 Okay, let's go ahead and move to the right. 81 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,630 ALL: Sir! 82 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:30,931 Could you please take your shoes off? 83 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,566 My mats are 100 bucks apiece. 84 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,535 So are you gonna be there tonight, or what? 85 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:35,736 Well, I live there, so I will be there. 86 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,505 I thought we talked about 87 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:39,072 not doing this kind of stuff during the week. 88 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,741 Yeah, but I also thought 89 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,610 we talked about how important it was. 90 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,412 Okay, you're right. Importance, importance. 91 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,713 Okay, for you, honey, anything. 92 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,615 But if you could do something for me, 93 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,783 and just take your high heels off my mats. 94 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:54,087 I love you. I'll see you tonight. 95 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,658 Now this is a man who does not take shit from anybody, just like me. 96 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,727 Look at him. Goddamn movie star. 97 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:02,295 Beautiful man. Beautiful man. 98 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:05,566 We're gonna take a road trip next month to see him. You should come, dude. 99 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,000 Who do you think would win in a fight 100 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,703 between Bruce Lee and Chuck "The Truck"? 101 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,039 What, are you kidding? The Truck, easy. 102 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,509 He's the eight-year undefeated kickboxing champion. 103 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:18,479 Can Bruce Lee say that? No. Bruce Lee is dead. 104 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:21,849 Who do you think would win in a fight, you or Chuck "The Truck"? 105 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,884 Hmm. 106 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,620 That one's probably a little too close to call. 107 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,591 Come on. Steady up. 108 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,993 Let's not forget our forms, here. 109 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,896 This ain't a street fight. This is Taekwondo. 110 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,933 Stop throwing wild punches. 111 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:43,471 Come on, kicks up. Come on, not in the face. Not in the face, okay? 112 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,608 Okay, good. Work him. Work him. 113 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,443 Okay. Kicks up. 114 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:56,484 I'm so hungry, I could eat a grown man's ass right now. 115 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,689 Dig in. Dig in. Let's get to business. 116 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,390 This wine is delicious. 117 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,592 Thank you. 118 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,527 And let me just say, Connie, 119 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:09,062 that Fred and I are so happy to have you and Carlos over for dinner. 120 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:13,433 Yeah, usually I don't really like to have guests around during the middle of the week, 121 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,470 you know, when I'm working, but you guys are cool. 122 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,038 It's okay for you guys to be here. 123 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,107 CARLOS: Thank you. I think I speak in Connie's behalf 124 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,643 when I say that we're both glad to be here. Right, hon? 125 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:26,780 And, Connie, you, I'd like to thank you very much for hooking Suze up with a job. 126 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,582 That was nice of you. 127 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,083 She didn't hook me up with a job. 128 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:33,854 I just got her the interview. Suzie got the job on her own. 129 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,924 So, Carlos, Connie tells me you're a big-time lawyer. 130 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,027 Yeah, I just passed the bar exam, 131 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,796 and I'm working for Williams, Williams and Turner. 132 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,598 And it was all thanks in part to the G.I. Bill. 133 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:47,868 That's great. And look at you, Connie, he's quite a catch. 134 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:51,004 Suze, why don't you just chill out for a minute, stop flirting. 135 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,673 Connie's sitting right here next to you. 136 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,807 I wasn't flirting. 137 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,209 Carlos, you better watch out! 138 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,578 I got my eye on you. 139 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:04,652 I'm just kidding, dude. Relax. Take it easy, dude. I'm joking. 140 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:09,189 Oh, shit! 141 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,624 We forgot to say Grace. 142 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,727 Close your eyes. Give me your hands. 143 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,930 Honey? Close your eyes. 144 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:21,068 Jesus Christ, we thank you for 145 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:24,137 not giving us any diseases that will kill us 146 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:26,439 and for having jobs 147 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,543 and thank you for this meal that I bought myself. 148 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:30,778 Amen. 149 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,584 Whether you're interested in self-defense, 150 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:40,087 staying in shape, or a fun activity for the entire family, 151 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,522 Taekwondo America is just what you're looking for. 152 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,996 And that's who trained me. 153 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:53,200 And if you so choose, I could train you as well. 154 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,671 I could teach you about strength that lies deep within. 155 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,106 I could teach you how to unlock power, 156 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:02,910 I could teach you discipline, confidence, self-respect. 157 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,912 Yeah, well, I just moved to the area, 158 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,847 and I was looking for some sort of workout. 159 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,448 You know, just to stay in shape. 160 00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,951 Taekwondo's terrific for keeping in shape, 161 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,921 but it's also a deadly serious killing system. 162 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,923 I mean, it's probably the best of all martial arts. 163 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,058 I hear Jujitsu is really good for balance. 164 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,893 Jujitsu sucks. 165 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,929 What you want is Taekwondo. 166 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:25,633 It's got everything, mental, physical... 167 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:30,003 That's good, because when I was in school abroad, I really got into yoga, 168 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,706 and that's a lot of breathing techniques and meditation... 169 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,175 Meditation's terrific and all, but never heard of it saving anyone 170 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,613 from a gang rape-type situation. 171 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,716 Meditate on that. Rape. 172 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:48,722 I pride myself on really being able to read people and 173 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,958 understand what's going through their minds. 174 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:54,895 And right now, I'm thinking that you're at about 90%. 175 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,666 I'd like to show you something 176 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,834 that will take care of that last 10. 177 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,969 What is it? 178 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,938 Just a trophy that I won. 179 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,942 A little simple token proving that I'm the champion of all North America. 180 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,111 Wow, the North American Champion? 181 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:16,784 Yeah, that's right. 1991 Las Vegas Invitational Open Sparring Competition. 182 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,219 Four days of pain and courage, but I emerged victorious, of course. 183 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:24,557 Back there in the office, I was beginning to wonder if this was 184 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,126 some type of a joke. 185 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,901 Why don't you ask the guy who came in second place? 186 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,136 And, break. Face your partner. 187 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,638 ALL: Sir! Kyungneh! 188 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,808 Shake hands. 189 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,209 Okay, rotate. ALL: Sir! 190 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,847 All right, everybody just have a seat for a second. Have a seat. 191 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:49,249 ALL: Sir! 192 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:52,853 Now, I'm noticing that a lot of y'all are just throwing single kicks and punches. 193 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:57,290 What you need to be doing is follow those through with some combinations. Okay? 194 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,592 Let's start with a simple one, shall we? 195 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:03,697 Right hand block, left hand throws a distracting back fist, 196 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:07,768 number one side kick followed through with a spin crescent kick to the head. 197 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,202 Sound easy enough? ALL: Sir! 198 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,871 Okay, let's try it out. Rick, Marge, hop up. 199 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,840 MARGE: Sir. 200 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,875 Okay, Marge, ready stance. 201 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,944 Sir. Okay. 202 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:21,248 Rick, we're gonna have you on the attack first. Throw a round kick. 203 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:24,151 Block with the right, distracting back fist, 204 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,954 number one side kick, and spin crescent kick. 205 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,656 There we go. Boom. Got him. Got him. 206 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,058 Got you, didn't she, Rick? 207 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:33,226 No, I was just doing what you told me to do. 208 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,162 That's fine. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. 209 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,865 Think you can beat this combination? 210 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,200 I think Marge and I know different. Don't we, Marge? 211 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,201 Yes, sir. 212 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,435 Okay. Let's do this again. 213 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,670 Marge, ready stance. Sir. 214 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,638 Keep your eyes on Rick. 215 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,008 And don't forget the distracting back fist. That's the key. 216 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,310 Rick, you come with whatever you got. 217 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,912 Full contact, no holds barred, okay? 218 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,347 I'm gonna warn you, 219 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,984 I don't think you're gonna like how this ends, hotshot. 220 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,719 Face your partner. Kyungneh. Sir. 221 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,254 Sparring stances. 222 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,057 Sheejahk! 223 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,129 (MARGE GROANS) 224 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,065 (FRED SIGHS) 225 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,905 She still alive? 226 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,974 Somebody check her pulse, please. 227 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,294 Fuck you! 228 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,230 What are you doing, weirdo? 229 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,032 I just scared the shit out of you is what I'm doing. 230 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,900 No, you didn't! 231 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,269 You totally thought you were just about to get murdered. 232 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,338 Aren't you even gonna ask me how my first day at work was? 233 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,341 I'm sorry, Your Majesty, how was your first day at work? 234 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,845 Shitty. This Chinese bitch was trying to start some shit with me. 235 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,347 She was trying to give me shit about making personal phone calls. 236 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,582 And I was like, "Fuck you, you stupid fucking bitch! 237 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,751 "I'm on my lunch break!" Okay, well, my turn. 238 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:08,521 It was pretty cool at work today because I signed up a new student. 239 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,490 That's terrific. 240 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,726 She was a girl, this student was a girl, a new girl I signed up. 241 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,463 And she's kind of cool, into different stuff. 242 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:20,367 Into yoga, meditations, beautiful bodies, healthy bodies. 243 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,170 So, what, you're trying to tell me you like her or something? 244 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:28,041 Why do I... 'Cause of what I told you about yoga? Give me a break. 245 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:33,380 No, I'm just telling you that she just got back from being abroad, actually. 246 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,183 She was taking college abroad, in another country. 247 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,384 She was getting an education. 248 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,719 So? 249 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:43,123 You might be interested in a story like that, a success story like that. 250 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,824 You don't have a degree. 251 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,159 I don't have a degree myself? 252 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,461 Sweetheart, I have four degrees. 253 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:52,032 College degree and a black belt degree are the same thing. Yeah, right. 254 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,867 And you know what I think? 255 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,802 I think someone who doesn't have a degree at all 256 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,171 should just go ahead and just keep to what they know. 257 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,940 Which in your case is what? 258 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,709 Dental, denter... Dentist assistory, or something? 259 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,843 Dentistry. 260 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,445 Dentistry? Whatever. 261 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,614 I can't even believe that's something that's real. 262 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,017 You know what? I'm really fucking tired. 263 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,118 I told you I had a shitty day. 264 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,120 I'm not gonna play your stupid, 265 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,089 "I'm gonna give you shit after your first day at work" games, okay, Fred? 266 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:20,193 Okay, well, get untired, because tonight 267 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,931 is two-for-one crab legs at Captain Olanders. 268 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,166 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 269 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,120 Buzz. 270 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,356 Stop. Get you in the knee. 271 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,358 Stop! Get your face. Get my own nuts. 272 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,659 Buzz. 273 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,327 That's stupid! Get me in my balls. 274 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,297 Get him in his balls. 275 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,968 That's stupid. 276 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,735 Those shoes are pointy as hell. 277 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,171 I know. 278 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,173 They'll beat yours up in a fight. 279 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,142 Those shoes aren't gonna do nothing to nobody. 280 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,811 I'm so glad you got me out of the house and brought me here for crab. 281 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:15,148 Oh, look at that. It beeped once. Does that mean we're ready? Lookit! 282 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,883 Who's the king of the demo? 283 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,485 ALL: You are, Mr. Simmons. 284 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,354 You're all goddamn right. I am the king of the demo. 285 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,424 One, two, three. 286 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,593 (WHOOPS) 287 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,927 (PEOPLE APPLAUDING) 288 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,467 Now y'all might wanna watch your heads in the first row, here. 289 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,969 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 290 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,238 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm playing with y'all. 291 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,407 Okay, here we go. 292 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,687 (WHOOPS) 293 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,061 How many slices have you had, Julio? 294 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:04,064 How about, you've had enough? 295 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:07,434 I'm not gonna sit here and pay for you to stuff your face. 296 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,973 So, Henry, how's school been for you? 297 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,276 It's been all right. 298 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,578 Still planning on going to college? 299 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,480 Yes, sir. 300 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,915 That's okay, I guess. 301 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,285 Julio, of course, is up to nothing. 302 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:28,521 You're aware that I've been grooming an apprentice here? 303 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,259 I mean, I think that's no secret to any of y'all, correct? 304 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:37,097 But who's to say that a general can't groom two apprentices? 305 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,435 So that, in the case that Apprentice A 306 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:46,339 can't hold a single goddamn board steady during a demo, 307 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,078 you got Apprentice B, the fail-safe. 308 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,145 Can you hold a board straight, Henry? 309 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,314 Yes, sir. 310 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:58,385 I mean, I think as soon as you get your self-confidence problem down pat, 311 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:04,091 I think that the future here at the studio is gonna be pretty much wide open to you. 312 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:08,061 I got two words for you, "Demo Team." 313 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,763 Can I be on the Demo Team, too, sir? 314 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,906 I think we're gonna keep you where you're at, Bruce. 315 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,474 Self-control. 316 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,189 (DOOR OPENING) 317 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,793 Hey. Hey, what's going on? 318 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,497 Nothing. What are you doing? 319 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,566 Just trying to fix this little dude on my patch. 320 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,501 His fist looks like a little nub. 321 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,404 I'm trying to get the stitching right. How was work? 322 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,942 It was all right. 323 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:59,946 I made a list of who would be most likely to go on a killing spree. 324 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:00,913 Yeah? 325 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,615 It pissed everybody off. 326 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,918 It was actually the highlight of my day. It was awesome. 327 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,287 That's cool. 328 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,988 Guess who was the first one on the list? 329 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,523 Who's that? 330 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,359 You know that girl Jennie I always tell you about? 331 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,026 Yeah, that fat one? 332 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,362 Yeah. 333 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,764 What the fuck is this? 334 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,335 So, anything else 335 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:26,406 interesting or odd happening around work? 336 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,342 Nothing... Not too much. It sucks, as usual. 337 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,077 We had a little office party the other night. 338 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,379 Okay. 339 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,147 Suze, sweetheart, 340 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,517 could you 341 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,786 tell me what the fuck this is? 342 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,258 Or perhaps, like, what this is? 343 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,327 Because it's my wife's ass. 344 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,196 Why are you going through my fucking work papers? 345 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,464 This kind of looks like this is my wife's breast, perhaps. 346 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,066 What is this? It's nothing! 347 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,402 My wife's tits on a Xerox machine. 348 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,304 And just a bunch of dudes. 349 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,572 Time of your life. Who's this? 350 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,343 A dude with his mouth open. 351 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,312 Who the hell is this fucking guy? 352 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,713 That's my boss. 353 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,114 Mr. Fisher. 354 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,216 Lil' Steve Fisher's dad? 355 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,717 No, my boss. 356 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,853 Lil' Stevie Fisher's dad, your boss. Great. 357 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,122 What? What do you want to know? 358 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,890 What have you been up to? 359 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,227 We just had a party. Things got out of control. 360 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,695 I really don't know what else to tell you besides that. 361 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,597 What? I just need to know simply what happened. 362 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,033 That's all I'm asking for. What happened? 363 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:32,339 Mr. Fisher and I, we sort of did something. 364 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,844 I got really drunk, like Myrtle Beach drunk. 365 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,851 What happened? 366 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,289 I gave him a hand job. 367 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:58,998 You gave somebody a hand job? 368 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,569 To fit in, to make friends, you stroked some dude off? 369 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:11,511 I'm just gonna go stay with my cousin Julie for a couple of nights. 370 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,430 (YELLING) 371 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,660 Julio, take over. 372 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,732 Okay, let's line up for forms! 373 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,368 (ALL CLAMORING) 374 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:12,739 Guys! Stop! We're supposed to be practicing our forms! 375 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,374 Yeah, I'm being totally disgusting. 376 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,476 And you're just a goddamn angel, aren't you? 377 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,378 Okay, yeah, beautiful mouth. 378 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,347 Yeah, fuck me. Wonderful attitude. 379 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,114 Wonderful fucking attitude! 380 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,416 I hate you, too! 381 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:27,053 I don't hate you. Suzie? Suzie? Hello? 382 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,154 God damn it! 383 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,189 You gonna hang up on me? 384 00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,425 How about I take my shotgun and shoot your fucking tits off! 385 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:35,227 What are you doing out here? 386 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:36,529 I don't know, sir. 387 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,297 How long have you been standing out here for? 388 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,671 I need to talk to you, Julio. I need to tell you something very important. 389 00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:47,474 Man to man, okay? You listening? 390 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,542 Yes, sir. 391 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:54,080 This world is a dark, dark forest. 392 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:58,317 And if you open up a man and look into most of their hearts, 393 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,453 you'll find disgust and evil. 394 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,356 You hear me? Yes, sir. 395 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:04,724 Your own parents, your mother and father, 396 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,994 would slit your throat just to get ahead. 397 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:12,164 And when you find a wife, you watch her. 398 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,601 And you don't believe a single word she says. 399 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:18,337 Because, at the core, people are shit. 400 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:23,376 The only person that you can trust is me, your Taekwondo instructor. 401 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,978 I will never sell you out. 402 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,515 Will you ever betray me, Julio? 403 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,783 No, sir. 404 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,351 I know you won't because you're loyal. 405 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,421 You're one of my allies. 406 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,356 Now why aren't you out there teaching class, like I asked you to? 407 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,258 They're not listening to me. 408 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,560 Who's not listening to you? 409 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,495 Brandon, Tamika and Lil' Stevie. 410 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,163 Lil' Stevie Fisher? 411 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,197 Yes, sir. 412 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,467 Fisher, okay. 413 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:51,504 All right. We're gonna learn some lessons today, class. How about some lessons? 414 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:52,539 Huh? Huh? 415 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,641 Class, as you notice, 416 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,876 Lil' Stevie has a problem with his defense. 417 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:00,580 And that problem is, he has absolutely no defense! 418 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:05,084 He's weak as hell. Look at the frustration in his little Fisher eyes. 419 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,787 Look at him. He's weak as hell, huh? 420 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:14,427 Look at that. Now, class, it's very important to control your opponent. 421 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,630 Did I get under your skin? What you gonna do? What you gonna do? 422 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,199 You gonna do something, huh? What's up? 423 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,200 (FRED GROANING) 424 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,736 (ALL CHEERING) 425 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,638 Illegal contact! That's illegal contact! 426 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,006 No, it wasn't! 427 00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:31,944 Oh, shit. 428 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:35,114 You do not hit my kid! I don't care what he did! 429 00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,549 I don't care if he spit in your face! 430 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,384 Who the hell do you think you are? 431 00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:40,687 Well, there must... Maybe we got something confused here. 432 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:43,556 Me and Lil' Stevie were just having a good time. Isn't that right, buddy? 433 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,525 You're an idiot! 434 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,760 Oh, I'm an idiot. 435 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,863 Okay, well, you know what? I didn't wanna bring this out in front of everybody, 436 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:53,199 but you're not really leaving me any choice. 437 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,902 I think you need to take a good look in the mirror, Mrs. Fisher. 438 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:58,538 How well do you think your marriage is going? 439 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:00,507 How dare you! 440 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:02,274 You don't even know, do you? 441 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,877 What the hell are you talking about, Simmons? 442 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:09,482 Office party. My wife. Your husband. 443 00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:18,625 Mr. Simmons, my husband is dead! 444 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,829 You're making this really awkward. 445 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,369 Okay, everybody, it's time for forms. 446 00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:33,405 Derek, you got your cup on? 'Cause I will hit you there. 447 00:24:33,405 --> 00:24:36,809 You're a trainee, I'm an instructor. Listen to what I'm saying. 448 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,847 What else you got? Let me see some moves. 449 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:46,285 Come on. Weakling. 450 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:50,757 Come on, let's pretend like we can do something. Okay, weak. 451 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:53,626 Come on, get it over! What's wrong with you? 452 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,897 You're messing... You're totally messing up! 453 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:03,603 Whether you're interested in self-defense, 454 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:06,706 staying in shape, or a fun activity for the entire family, 455 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:10,610 Taekwondo America is just what you're looking for. 456 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,913 And that's who trained me. 457 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:16,783 So, shall I draw up the contracts? 458 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:20,286 I don't really know. It just seems so expensive. 459 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:23,623 Well, you're in luck, because today we have a special deal. 460 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:27,393 It's $19.99 for the first month, and that includes a free uniform. 461 00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:29,729 But then it goes up to $50 a month after that, right? 462 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,564 Which is also a terrific deal. 463 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:34,934 But then you charge for testings and sparring gear, right? 464 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:36,736 I mean, it sounds great, but it's... 465 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:38,938 I don't know, it just seems too expensive. 466 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:42,241 Okay, I know what we're dealing with now. 467 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:45,044 You're one of those soft people. Excuse me? 468 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:49,381 You're lazy, and I have a good idea that, when you came in here, 469 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:53,586 you had no intentions upon signing up. Just wasting my time. 470 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,788 You're a weak person. 471 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:59,425 I could give you the confidence you need to correct the situation, 472 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,393 but I don't know. 473 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,830 Doesn't even seem like it would probably take to you. 474 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,299 Thank you for your time, sir. 475 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,968 Thank yourself. 476 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:12,772 Before you go, let me leave you with one thing. 477 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:17,977 You will always regret this, and you will never be anything that's worthy of anything. 478 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,311 Fuck you! 479 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,783 Fuck you, you fatass. 480 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,685 If you were in prison, you'd be raped 481 00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:28,955 because you exude feminine qualities. 482 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:31,791 You're also a big old fat piece of ass. 483 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,626 Go home, you piece of shit. Fuck you! 484 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:37,363 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 485 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:10,362 Denise, could I see you in my office for a second, please? 486 00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:15,367 Denise, you can go ahead and have a seat. 487 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,774 So how are you doing? 488 00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,910 I'm okay. Class is good. 489 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,611 How about life outside of TKD? 490 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:29,015 Did my card go through and everything? Is it okay? 491 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:34,687 Listen, I know I seem like a serious martial artist, 492 00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:37,256 but outside of class, I like to cut loose. 493 00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:40,392 I like to have a good time. Have a beer or two. 494 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,294 Go to a musical dance club. 495 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,831 Just kind of really get down and just... 496 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:46,899 Kind of just be free. 497 00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:48,434 That's cool. 498 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:51,637 Yeah, it's real cool. You like to party? 499 00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:52,972 We should party together sometime. 500 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:54,874 I could give you a call. 501 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,542 I don't think that that's such a good idea. 502 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:58,477 I don't even need to... 503 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:00,847 We don't even have to go through the weird schematics of me asking. 504 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:04,250 I already got your number and address from your registration form. 505 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,620 I don't know. 506 00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,689 I know that 507 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,759 you don't really know a lot about me, 508 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:16,763 but you're kind of meeting me at an interesting point in my life right now. 509 00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:19,698 Me and my wife are kind of going through some... 510 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,836 I don't know, just kind of an awkward patch. Just kind of a weird area. 511 00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:26,939 And I'm just kind of not really sure 512 00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,008 if we're gonna make it to the other side or not. 513 00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:30,943 Sorry about that. 514 00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:32,845 I went through a breakup about a year ago. 515 00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:36,682 It was really hard, so I know it can really tear people up. 516 00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:39,819 Wow. Did you just feel that? 517 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:41,353 What? 518 00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:44,090 I mean, we totally just connected right there. 519 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:47,193 I mean, it's, you know, not every day that 520 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:51,030 someone will give me advice that is just totally dead on. You know? 521 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:55,001 It just kind of sums up exactly what I'm thinking. 522 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:57,369 I appreciate that, Denise. 523 00:28:57,369 --> 00:29:00,006 Thank you very much. Touch me here. 524 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,707 Let me see your hand. 525 00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:03,042 Okay. 526 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:05,912 Close your eyes. 527 00:29:05,912 --> 00:29:07,646 You feel that energy? 528 00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,515 No. 529 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:10,850 It's in here. 530 00:29:13,019 --> 00:29:15,855 I wanna thank you, Denise, for, 531 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:18,557 you know, just 532 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:21,427 having some time for an old champion like myself. 533 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,796 I know I seem like 534 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:26,065 I'm invincible and nothing can hurt me, 535 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:28,400 but that's not really the truth. 536 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,804 And it takes a special person to kind of unlock 537 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:34,040 the real me. 538 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:39,478 And I feel like, in a way, that's what you've done here today with your kind words. 539 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,582 Well, just keep your head up. 540 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:45,717 I'm sure you'll pull through. 541 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,486 I think I will, too. 542 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,521 I'm already starting to feel a lot better. 543 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,831 Just wonderful. 544 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:07,773 I think I should go. 545 00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:09,075 Yeah, you better go. 546 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:18,350 Stop! ALL: Sir! 547 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,986 Face your partner. ALL: Sir! 548 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:22,721 Charyut! Kyungneh! 549 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:24,390 Shake hands. 550 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:26,692 All right, rotate. 551 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:27,894 ALL: Sir! 552 00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:31,931 Face your partner. ALL: Sir! 553 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,299 Feet together. Hands by your side. 554 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:34,633 ALL: Sir! 555 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:36,502 Kyungneh! 556 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,769 Sparring stance! 557 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:38,837 (ALL GRUNTING) 558 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,406 And, spar! 559 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:49,081 Okay, easy, easy! 560 00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:50,716 He won't even fight! 561 00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:52,518 Come on, Henry, get back in here. Yes, sir! 562 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,753 I know you got more juice than that. 563 00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:57,456 Don't waste your parents' money being a punching bag. Ridiculous. 564 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:07,934 Okay, stop. Rick. Rick! 565 00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:10,937 Stop! Rick! Break! Everybody, sit down! 566 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:12,638 ALL: Sir! 567 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:15,908 Rick! Buddy, you have some serious anger issues! 568 00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:19,278 Okay, this ain't therapy. You're not gonna work that stuff out here. 569 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:22,614 Everybody knows Henry's weak and has a confidence problem. 570 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:25,817 You're gonna try to exploit that? Not in my studio! 571 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:27,987 50 push-ups. Now! 572 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:29,721 Yes, sir. FRED: Count them out. 573 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:33,092 One. Two. Three. 574 00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:35,794 Count them out. Sir! Four. 575 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:39,598 Five, sir! Six, sir! Seven, sir! 576 00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:42,168 Eight, sir! Nine, sir! 577 00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:43,902 You ought to come over one night. 578 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,038 I make a great crusted salmon with garlic on asparagus. 579 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,006 You cook? I love to cook! 580 00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:48,507 Oh, yeah, all the time. 581 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,176 Sure. You ought to come on over. 582 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:52,678 We'll try perhaps adding a second entree, 583 00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:56,082 maybe from some place you've been overseas. You been anywhere lately? 584 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:57,883 Actually, I just came back from the Netherlands. 585 00:31:57,883 --> 00:31:59,718 Oh, really? Well, maybe we won't deep fry it, 586 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,989 but maybe something Indonesian from there. 587 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:05,757 DENISE: So, when do you think would be good for us to get together? 588 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,027 MAN: Probably Wednesday night would be good for me. 589 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:09,061 DENISE: Okay, okay. 590 00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:13,199 Suzie, this is Fred, again. 591 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:16,635 Maybe some of the stuff I talked to you about didn't really get through 592 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:20,206 because I have not received one phone call from you today. 593 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:25,311 To be quite frank with you, I'm a little ticked off 594 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:29,348 and pretty much super pissed, so... 595 00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:32,084 Change it. Figure out how to change the situation. 596 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:36,755 I am not comfortable with where we are and this not calling back, 597 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:38,824 and just kind of 598 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:41,560 with everything that's going on, you can understand where I'm at. 599 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:46,698 So, I need you to call me back because I am not happy. 600 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,204 So, what else? That's it. 601 00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:55,874 I love you very much, but I still am pissed. 602 00:32:55,874 --> 00:32:57,709 Okay, have a good night. 603 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,751 Henry, where's your ride? 604 00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:08,187 My mom was supposed to take me home. 605 00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:10,856 What the hell do they think this is, a goddamn day care center? 606 00:33:10,856 --> 00:33:13,525 Go get your shit. I'll take you home. 607 00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,803 You know what a hand job is? 608 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,872 Yes, sir. 609 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:31,610 It's when a female strokes a male's genitalia till he ejaculates. 610 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:37,083 That's what a hand job is, Henry. Sex 101 for you. 611 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,685 Hmm. 612 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,654 Makes me sick to my goddamn stomach. 613 00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:45,124 I've been married to this lady for quite some time. 614 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:48,227 I mean, this is my fucking life, dude. 615 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:50,529 I mean, give me a goddamn break! 616 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:54,233 I'm married to a goddamn... Some slut who's gonna jerk off every motherfucker 617 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:57,903 that knows how to work a goddamn computer at her fucking job? 618 00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:00,072 Jesus Christ! 619 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:02,808 I mean, this is me talking to you here. 620 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:06,245 I'm in full goddamn control, and shit like this can happen to me! 621 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,114 What's gonna happen to you? 622 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:11,750 'Cause you sure as hell are a lot fucking weaker than me. 623 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:15,254 I don't know, sir. Yeah. 624 00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:17,923 I bet you your wife's probably gonna butt-fuck somebody. 625 00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:21,993 Mr. Simmons, my mom's probably waiting for me. 626 00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:24,430 I'm freaking you out there, kid. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 627 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:27,199 Let's talk about you. Wanna talk about you? 628 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,000 Sure. Yeah. 629 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,602 Why did you start Taekwondo? 630 00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:32,704 How about that? Let's start with something simple. 631 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,340 I really don't know. 632 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:36,642 Was it 'cause of bullies? 633 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:37,943 Sort of. 634 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:40,246 Bet it was, wasn't it? I hate that mean shit. 635 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:42,814 My psychiatrist says that it's perfectly normal 636 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:46,252 for, you know, a guy my age to feel isolated... 637 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,287 Oh, motherfucker! 638 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:50,756 Oh, my God, that's her! Get down! 639 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:53,259 That's her. That's fucking her. 640 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:54,826 Look at her, she's with three dudes. 641 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:58,164 Three goddamn guys. Look at that guy. 642 00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:02,268 Look at friendly man opening up the goddamn door for her. 643 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:04,203 See how she's enjoying herself? 644 00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:07,806 I bet you that's him. I bet that's fucking Mr. Fisher. 645 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:09,508 Look at him. 646 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:11,210 (BURPS) 647 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:13,379 They look like they're about to have sex with her to you? 648 00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:15,347 I don't know. 649 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:17,149 (EXCLAIMING) 650 00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,917 I wanna hear "sir"! Count them out! 651 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,919 Sir! Sir! 652 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,388 Sir! Five, sir! Six, sir! 653 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,990 FRED: Sir. Get them up! (PHONE RINGING) 654 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,159 FRED: Anyone else wanna be a little jerk like Brandon? 655 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:30,162 Come on, wake up, Pete! Come on. 656 00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:32,764 Your weakness is disgusting to me! 657 00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:34,566 Throw a punch that's gonna do something! 658 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,735 If you don't wanna try, then just go ahead and go home, 659 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:38,270 'cause you're wasting both of our time here! 660 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:40,272 I'm trying, Mr. Simmons! 661 00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:42,274 Try harder. 'Cause right now, you're sucking. 662 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:44,109 Mr. Simmons, I gotta pee-pee. 663 00:35:44,109 --> 00:35:46,111 Pinch it off! 664 00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:48,414 Pete, what the hell are you doing? Get in your ready stance! 665 00:35:48,414 --> 00:35:52,984 Julio! Will you answer the fucking phone? 666 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:56,422 You're in charge. You're in charge. You're fucking in charge. 667 00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:58,957 You're a champion. You're a champion. 668 00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:00,326 No, you're a fucking phony. 669 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,993 She gave him a hand job. 670 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,995 I'm a winner. 671 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,998 I feel my fucking power slipping. My power is slipping. 672 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:10,236 You're fucking pathetic! You're pathetic. 673 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:12,404 No, you're fucking cool. 674 00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:14,105 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 675 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:16,041 I'm a fucking asshole. 676 00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,943 They don't know. They don't know shit. 677 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,745 Confidence, strength. 678 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,146 (SCREAMING) 679 00:36:21,146 --> 00:36:23,915 You better keep it together. You can keep this together. 680 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,484 Strength, virtue. 681 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:27,453 I can keep this. I can make this work. 682 00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:30,756 I can hold myself completely together. 683 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:35,961 Fuck! Pull it the fuck together! 684 00:36:35,961 --> 00:36:38,430 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 685 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,215 FRED: I'm sorry, guys. 686 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,851 I just blew it. 687 00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:01,219 And it hurts. 688 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:04,923 I'm so sorry. 689 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:05,957 (WHIMPERING) 690 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:11,830 Mr. Simmons? 691 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:15,934 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 692 00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:13,792 Not today, Julio, okay? Go sit down. 693 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,293 Go sit with the kids. Not today. 694 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,929 Go sit down. Okay? 695 00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:20,566 Everybody paying attention? Eyes up here. 696 00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:23,535 Got a very special treat for all you guys today. 697 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,439 A close friend of mine, actually my best friend, 698 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:30,208 has decided to pay us a little visit. 699 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:33,779 This man, I went to high school with, I grew up with him, 700 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:37,215 and we both trained under Mr. Powers. 701 00:38:37,215 --> 00:38:40,919 I want y'all to give him the utmost respect, 702 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:44,155 listen to everything he has to say, 703 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,826 because if you pay close attention, y'all might learn something. 704 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:51,062 Everyone, let's give it up for Mr. Mike McAlister. 705 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,364 (ALL APPLAUDING) 706 00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:04,976 5%. 707 00:39:06,211 --> 00:39:09,080 5% of all people 708 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,583 who start Taekwondo 709 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:14,553 actually make it to black belt. 710 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,458 1%. 711 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:22,794 1% become fourth degree black belts. 712 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:27,566 Mr. Simmons is a fourth degree black belt. 713 00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:32,471 I'm a fifth degree. 714 00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:34,773 But I don't believe in belts. 715 00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:38,544 Let's break some cement. 716 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,480 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 717 00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:06,905 I'm glad we have this time to talk. 718 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,508 Right away, before we go any further, 719 00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:14,312 I wanna establish a code of conduct. 720 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:17,749 This trip we're on is for men, not little boys. 721 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:21,219 You guys are gonna see things that you've never seen before. 722 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:24,456 And when we get back, nobody's gonna tattle. 723 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,125 Right, Julio? 724 00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:31,497 'Cause I'm gonna do a lot of bad things, 725 00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:34,633 and you guys aren't going to stop me. 726 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,202 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 727 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:41,973 You guys ever had sex? 728 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:44,009 (DOOR OPENING) 729 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,979 Y'all getting to know Mike pretty good back here? 730 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:49,515 Why don't you go ahead and buckle up. 731 00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:50,616 No, thank you. 732 00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:52,684 Okay. You guys, buckle up. 733 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:55,086 If anybody has to take a piss, now is the time, 734 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:58,657 'cause we're getting ready to get the H-E double hockey sticks outta here. 735 00:40:58,657 --> 00:41:00,425 FRED: I mean, Julio, give me a break. 736 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:03,028 I mean, it's obvious that Chuck "The Truck" would win 737 00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:05,296 in a fight against Jeff Speakman. 738 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,465 I mean, Kenpo is the shittiest of all martial arts. 739 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,535 I mean, it's two freaking sticks. 740 00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:13,238 It's just ignorant to think otherwise. Plain ignorant. 741 00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:14,272 Check this out. 742 00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:15,507 What you got? 743 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:19,210 Oh, no, you did not! Oh, my God! 744 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,647 It's Mike's band, Sexual Warriors. 745 00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:23,649 These guys are totally awesome. 746 00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:28,687 (BIZARRE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 747 00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:36,227 FRED: This is great. This sounds so professional. 748 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:39,197 Wow, man. You did this? 749 00:41:39,197 --> 00:41:41,299 Oh, my God. 750 00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:44,102 How much longer? Hurry up. 751 00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:48,206 When I told y'all to take pees before we left, I was serious about that. 752 00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:52,377 I mean, I gotta take a shit, you don't see me out here acting like an animal. 753 00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:54,245 Missing valuable expo time right now. 754 00:41:55,781 --> 00:41:57,716 Probably already sold all the good throwing stars. 755 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:06,592 This is gonna be so awesome. God, look at all this Truck stuff! 756 00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:08,694 Hey. It's $5 a ticket. 757 00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:10,629 Okay. Y'all got your money? 758 00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:12,297 I'm not paying for you guys. 759 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,601 There you go. Thanks. 760 00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:19,337 MAN: There are many pressure points in the body. Some can cause extreme pain. 761 00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:21,472 Such as here. (GROANS) 762 00:42:21,472 --> 00:42:25,110 Another that can cause a person to pass out. Please listen carefully. 763 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:27,278 This move takes years of practice. 764 00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:30,148 If you do it too fast or in the wrong place, 765 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:32,984 you can actually cause your partner's death. 766 00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:49,234 We have booths set up in the corner for our schools... 767 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:51,502 Fucking amateurs. 768 00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:55,140 ANNOUNCER: And now, we have a special treat for everyone! 769 00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:57,809 This is what you've all been waiting for. 770 00:42:57,809 --> 00:43:01,546 Seven-year undefeated Open Sparring Champion, 771 00:43:01,546 --> 00:43:05,383 world record Board Breaking Champion, 772 00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:07,552 the star of 7 Rings of Pain, 773 00:43:07,552 --> 00:43:10,588 Parts I, II, and III! 774 00:43:11,623 --> 00:43:15,093 I know him! You know him! 775 00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:18,529 We're downtown, y'all! Let's get loud! 776 00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:19,965 Please welcome 777 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:23,601 Chuck "The Truck" Wallace! 778 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,936 (WHOOPING) 779 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,137 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 780 00:43:47,592 --> 00:43:49,260 Break that shit! 781 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,408 Oh, my God! 782 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:04,575 (CROWD CHEERING) 783 00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:06,377 Is this what you want? 784 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,955 There you go, buddy. 785 00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,156 WOMAN: Thanks, Chuck. 786 00:44:20,525 --> 00:44:24,629 Mr. Wallace, Fred Simmons. Pleasure to meet you. 787 00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:27,565 This is Mike McAlister, and these are some of my students. 788 00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:32,270 I gotta tell you, I consider myself to be a master of the demo, 789 00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:35,373 and I really haven't seen anything like 790 00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:37,208 what you just showed everyone in this room. 791 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,710 I mean, that was really powerful stuff, 792 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:39,845 and, you know, I was blown away. 793 00:44:40,545 --> 00:44:42,080 Cool. Thank you. 794 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,449 I own a karate school, Taekwondo school, 795 00:44:44,449 --> 00:44:47,518 and I just think that my students would really love it 796 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,855 if maybe you wanted to come down for their testing next month. 797 00:44:49,855 --> 00:44:53,424 Why don't we not talk business now. 798 00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:57,295 You and your boys, why don't you come by my suite? 799 00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:01,699 Room 624. Just come there later tonight and we'll hash this all out. 800 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,169 FRED: Are you serious? 801 00:45:04,169 --> 00:45:05,236 Believe it. 802 00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:06,905 Wow. 803 00:45:06,905 --> 00:45:10,508 Definitely. We'll definitely come by and... 804 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,243 To your hotel room? Sure. 805 00:45:12,243 --> 00:45:14,345 Oh, my God. 806 00:45:14,345 --> 00:45:17,115 You think that I could get an autograph? 807 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:20,718 You're my favorite movie star. 808 00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:24,589 Julio, where's that money your mom gave you? 809 00:45:24,589 --> 00:45:26,024 I spent it all. 810 00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:27,793 You spent it on junk? 811 00:45:27,793 --> 00:45:29,427 I spent it on a weapon. 812 00:45:30,695 --> 00:45:32,597 (WHISPERS) God. 813 00:45:32,597 --> 00:45:36,968 I'm about to shit my pants! This is so fucking awesome! 814 00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:40,038 Goddamn! Look at Julio. He's not even excited. 815 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,441 (WHOOPING) 816 00:45:45,777 --> 00:45:48,679 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 817 00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:51,216 Be cool, all right? 818 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:57,522 You guys on the list? 819 00:45:57,522 --> 00:46:01,259 Yeah, we're guests of Chuck "The Truck" Wallace. 820 00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:04,695 Chuck, do you know these guys? 821 00:46:04,695 --> 00:46:09,100 Hey, demo man! 822 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,636 Y'all bring some hot chicks? 823 00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:16,307 Not really. Just my buddy Mike, and Henry and Julio. And me. 824 00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:18,877 Then get the fuck out of here. 825 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:22,413 I'm kidding! Come on in! Come on in! 826 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:36,527 How's it going, ladies? This is a beautiful town. 827 00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:39,197 We're really enjoying ourselves. 828 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:41,867 Guys, you look great tonight. Perfect. You throw a good party. 829 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:43,268 (CHUCK SNORTING DRUGS) 830 00:46:45,603 --> 00:46:46,838 Hey. 831 00:46:46,838 --> 00:46:50,175 Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. 832 00:46:50,175 --> 00:46:52,110 See that? This guy sucks with the leg work. 833 00:46:52,110 --> 00:46:54,145 This guy is defenseless. 834 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:56,214 Arms crossed. Trapped. 835 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:59,717 And you're just handsome. 836 00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:02,487 Good God, you're handsome, my boy. 837 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:05,090 To life! Fuck it! 838 00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:11,496 Okay. Oh, shit. Oh, that's cool. 839 00:47:11,496 --> 00:47:13,131 Oh, shit. Okay. 840 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:17,402 Hold up, dude. You got an ID? 841 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,204 It's all right, I'm with Mr. Simmons. 842 00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:22,173 Yeah, yeah, that's cool. But I don't know who the fuck that is. 843 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,575 Y'all know Mr. Simmons? 844 00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:28,846 Hey, you should check out getting a fake ID. 845 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,548 You know what that is? 846 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:31,917 No, what? 847 00:47:31,917 --> 00:47:33,751 You're a douche. 848 00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:34,986 (SNIGGERING) 849 00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:41,192 Where'd you get the beer, Fred? 850 00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:44,930 Somebody left it in the bathroom, but it tastes fine. It's fine. 851 00:47:44,930 --> 00:47:49,500 Cage match, me and a silverback gorilla. 852 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,903 I'm not really feeling this party. 853 00:47:51,903 --> 00:47:54,305 You know, just not really coming off like I planned. 854 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:56,207 I mean, just a little disappointed. 855 00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:00,979 Chuck, he hasn't even said anything about the demo yet. 856 00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:02,447 It's like he doesn't even care. 857 00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:06,051 Plus, he obviously likes you more than me. 858 00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:08,319 MIKE: Perhaps you should go speak with him about it. 859 00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:11,856 You think so? Just go and talk to him? 860 00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:14,692 Definitely. What do you have to lose? 861 00:48:14,692 --> 00:48:16,261 How's my shirt look? Fine? 862 00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:17,728 Looks absolutely beautiful. 863 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:19,464 Thank you. Okay, here I go. 864 00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:23,801 Come on, man, isometrics! 865 00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:26,671 Animals don't lift weights. 866 00:48:26,671 --> 00:48:29,407 And animals are strong. 867 00:48:29,407 --> 00:48:31,676 Who wants to see me with my shirt off? 868 00:48:31,676 --> 00:48:33,344 (ALL CHEERING) 869 00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,625 Your body looks great, Chuck! 870 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:51,862 Looking good. 871 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:54,532 Thanks. 872 00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:55,566 Fag. 873 00:48:55,566 --> 00:48:56,701 (ALL LAUGHING) 874 00:49:13,718 --> 00:49:17,355 * In your twisted reality 875 00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:22,560 * Your mind don't throw no tricks at me 876 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:26,631 * You're just a kid in grownup clothes 877 00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:30,968 * A shit-eating baby from your head to your toes 878 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:32,537 * You dumbass 879 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,576 * You ugly fucking jerk 880 00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:45,516 * You fucking asshole 881 00:49:48,553 --> 00:49:50,721 * And you're ugly as hell * 882 00:49:55,060 --> 00:49:56,661 Fuck! MAN: Armand! 883 00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:58,863 Motherfuck. Armand, are you all right? Armand! 884 00:49:58,863 --> 00:50:01,899 You just killed fucking Armand, you motherfucker! 885 00:50:01,899 --> 00:50:04,769 Oh, Christ. This is The Truck's party, guys. 886 00:50:04,769 --> 00:50:06,104 We can't be fighting. What the hell are you doing, Henry? 887 00:50:06,104 --> 00:50:07,972 You're a bunch of fucking assholes! 888 00:50:07,972 --> 00:50:11,042 Julio, Jesus Christ, dude! 889 00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,377 Fuck it, get ready! 890 00:50:20,818 --> 00:50:22,553 What? 891 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:27,958 You think it's cool just to come into my party 892 00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:29,327 and beat up the band? 893 00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:34,099 I think that's cool as shit! 894 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:37,868 Armand, Emmanuel, get up. 895 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:40,571 Bring these boys some beers. 896 00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:43,474 They've earned them. And you know what? 897 00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:46,811 That little karate testing thing, I'm gonna do it. 898 00:50:46,811 --> 00:50:48,446 For real? Yeah. 899 00:50:48,446 --> 00:50:50,047 You'll come to the school and do the testing? 900 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,982 Oh, yeah. 901 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:54,585 God damn! That's awesome, Chuck. Thank you very much. 902 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,688 'Cause I like you, 10 grand. 903 00:50:57,688 --> 00:50:59,390 Ten grand. 904 00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,025 I don't really have that kind of money. 905 00:51:01,025 --> 00:51:02,059 It's a friend price. 906 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,394 A friend, huh? 907 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:05,296 Let's party, people! Come on! 908 00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:06,664 (MUSIC PLAYING) 909 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:18,476 * Little by little I'm losing My love for you, girl 910 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:25,416 * It doesn't pay a lot For me to replace you 911 00:51:28,686 --> 00:51:33,524 * We talked and talked until the days turned black, girl 912 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:39,764 * Just come on, no surprise, I'm turning my back * 913 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,593 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 914 00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:50,701 Everything changes starting today. 915 00:52:50,701 --> 00:52:54,705 Today, I'm gonna teach y'all about your forms. 916 00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:59,109 If y'all would like to get to your next belt, which I'm assuming you would, 917 00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:01,612 you're gonna have to know these things correctly. 918 00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:03,248 This is kind of rushed. 919 00:53:03,248 --> 00:53:05,550 We only got two weeks until the testing. 920 00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:08,219 A lot of y'all know I've had some personal stuff happening with me, 921 00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:13,491 and, you know, kind of threw me for a loop there. 922 00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:15,092 I got weak for a little bit of time. 923 00:53:15,092 --> 00:53:16,827 Just about that little bit. 924 00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:19,897 But now we need to put that behind us. 925 00:53:19,897 --> 00:53:21,999 We need to step up to the plate. 926 00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:24,134 We need to accept what's in front of us, 927 00:53:24,134 --> 00:53:25,636 and we just need to go for it. 928 00:53:25,636 --> 00:53:27,238 This testing is humongous for us. 929 00:53:28,906 --> 00:53:31,075 Chuck "The Truck" Wallace is gonna be there. 930 00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:32,443 (ALL CHEERING) 931 00:53:34,479 --> 00:53:36,581 We're in the spotlight. 932 00:53:36,581 --> 00:53:39,717 It's our time to shine. 933 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:42,420 Think y'all are ready for this? Think you can handle it? 934 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:43,521 ALL: Yes, sir! 935 00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:46,691 I didn't hear you. 936 00:53:46,691 --> 00:53:48,259 I said, do you think y'all can handle this? 937 00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:52,530 ALL: Yes, sir! 938 00:53:53,464 --> 00:53:55,065 Let's begin, shall we? 939 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:59,904 The name of your form is Chon-Ji. It has 19 movements. 940 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:04,475 The yellow belt represents the earth in which the plant takes root. 941 00:54:04,475 --> 00:54:06,744 Do-San is a pseudonym for the patriot. 942 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:08,346 Hung Chung-ho! 943 00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:10,281 The green belt signifies the plant's growth 944 00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:13,718 as the skill of Taekwondo develops! 945 00:54:13,718 --> 00:54:15,820 The blue belt signifies the sky. 946 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:21,191 Toi Gai is the pen name of noted scholar Yee Wong. 947 00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:23,260 The name of the form is Hwa-Rang. 948 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:27,231 Red belt means danger. It cautions the student to use control. 949 00:54:27,231 --> 00:54:29,567 One! Two! 950 00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:31,502 Tight fist. Tight fist. 951 00:54:31,502 --> 00:54:33,871 Blocks up. Keep them up. 952 00:54:33,871 --> 00:54:37,174 One! Two! One! Two! 953 00:54:37,174 --> 00:54:38,743 Good form, Bruce. One! 954 00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:40,711 Keep your fingers together, Rick. 955 00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:41,912 Two! 956 00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,481 One! 957 00:54:43,481 --> 00:54:45,783 Two! Three! 958 00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:46,917 Four! 959 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,861 Keep your stance. 960 00:54:59,096 --> 00:55:00,831 Hiyah! 961 00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:02,299 Hiyah! 962 00:55:56,153 --> 00:55:57,354 What are you doing here? 963 00:55:57,354 --> 00:56:00,558 I'm so stupid! 964 00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:03,160 What happened? 965 00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,929 Those assholes fired me. 966 00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:10,167 So, I mean, what are you doing here? 967 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:13,003 You're my rock. 968 00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:17,041 I realized that I need your confidence and your strength. 969 00:56:18,342 --> 00:56:19,309 Because I'm so strong. 970 00:56:19,309 --> 00:56:20,845 Yeah. 971 00:56:20,845 --> 00:56:23,080 That's why you're coming back to me, 972 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,849 because you've realized how strong I am. 973 00:56:26,951 --> 00:56:29,854 I mean, I know I may seem like I'm the strongest man 974 00:56:29,854 --> 00:56:31,989 that you've ever known before or ever met, 975 00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:35,760 but the fact of the matter is that 976 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,796 I'm penetrable, you know? 977 00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:41,265 I have a human heart that ticks under here and... 978 00:56:41,265 --> 00:56:44,935 I know. I'm so sorry. You make me feel safe. 979 00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:47,237 Who doesn't wanna feel safe, you know? 980 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:50,641 But I got to feel safe, too. 981 00:56:50,641 --> 00:56:53,578 And in order for that to happen... 982 00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:55,580 I could be the bigger man, 983 00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:58,616 but you're gonna have to be the smaller woman, to some extent. 984 00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:00,851 I know. I will. 985 00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:06,156 I just need you to say it. 986 00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:08,125 I love you. 987 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:10,060 Not that. 988 00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:12,396 I'm sorry. 989 00:57:12,396 --> 00:57:14,732 Not that, either. 990 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:17,902 Let's just not say anything. 991 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:27,878 You took your shoes off. 992 00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:32,182 I don't ever wanna disrespect you in your house again. 993 00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:38,823 Don't you ever disrespect me. 994 00:57:48,332 --> 00:57:51,001 There's not really an easy way to put this, but... 995 00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:53,237 What me and you had? It's no more. 996 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,108 It's over with now. 997 00:57:58,108 --> 00:58:00,377 I know this is gonna be hard for you to take, 998 00:58:00,377 --> 00:58:03,681 but I think you might just wanna take a moment and just let it soak in. 999 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,820 Just take it. 1000 00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:15,259 Mr. Simmons, I really need to go practice my forms. 1001 00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:17,795 I'm patching things up with my wife, 1002 00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:20,831 and it really is probably not gonna work 1003 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:24,268 if a former flame of mine is taking class here. 1004 00:58:24,268 --> 00:58:26,804 So, unfortunately for you, I'm tearing up your contract. 1005 00:58:26,804 --> 00:58:29,306 You're kicking me out of class? 1006 00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:30,975 That's one way of looking at it. 1007 00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:33,143 Or you could look at it the way I do, 1008 00:58:33,143 --> 00:58:36,480 which is that we were just two stars 1009 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,916 kind of moving through the space 1010 00:58:38,916 --> 00:58:40,150 and we kind of found our own path. 1011 00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:42,219 This is ridiculous! You're ridiculous! 1012 00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:45,990 Okay. Let's not ruin the memories. Just be nice. 1013 00:58:45,990 --> 00:58:48,458 There's no reason to get nasty. 1014 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:50,895 (DOOR CLOSING) 1015 00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:54,464 Well, I rebuilt the engine about a year ago. 1016 00:58:54,464 --> 00:58:57,034 New tires, new brakes. 1017 00:58:57,034 --> 00:59:00,270 Gotten this baby up to 157 on the open highway, 1018 00:59:00,270 --> 00:59:02,873 plus there were 2,000 rpm's left. 1019 00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:06,376 It's a very special car. It means a lot to me. 1020 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:09,780 And sure I wanna sell it, I wanna get rid of it, 1021 00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:13,117 but that doesn't mean I'm gonna unload it on any little yahoo 1022 00:59:13,117 --> 00:59:16,120 that comes in here off the street, thinking this car's neat-o. 1023 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,922 I wanna check your credentials. 1024 00:59:17,922 --> 00:59:19,790 I gotta know what kind of man you are. 1025 00:59:19,790 --> 00:59:22,960 Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? 1026 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:26,997 Well, I've always wanted to drive a car like this, since I was a teenager. 1027 00:59:26,997 --> 00:59:30,635 I've got two kids, and I've got debt up to my ass. 1028 00:59:30,635 --> 00:59:34,138 My wife said she'd divorce me if I wasted my money on this. 1029 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,142 I don't care. I want it, anyway. 1030 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,012 I hear what you're saying. 1031 00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:45,750 And I like it. You got yourself a deal. 1032 00:59:47,952 --> 00:59:50,187 A toast. 1033 00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:54,124 Here's to finding our footing again. 1034 00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:57,995 To traveling along paths that we think are the right paths, 1035 00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:00,097 but end up not being the right paths, 1036 01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:03,200 but discovering the path we were on originally was perfect for us. 1037 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:07,872 And to the magic that lies in each of our souls 1038 01:00:07,872 --> 01:00:10,507 that can create love 1039 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:13,711 and cherishness 1040 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:14,945 forever. 1041 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:39,503 So that's my office in there, where I do a lot of my work. 1042 01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:41,638 If you don't mind, I'm just gonna introduce you to everybody. 1043 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,808 They'll get a kick out of this. 1044 01:00:43,808 --> 01:00:48,178 Everybody! We've a special guest today all the way from Hollywood. 1045 01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:51,916 I'd like you to meet Chuck "The Truck" Wallace, everybody. 1046 01:00:51,916 --> 01:00:53,383 (ALL CHEERING) 1047 01:00:53,383 --> 01:00:55,552 Yeah, give him a hand. Wonderful, wonderful. 1048 01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:58,255 Go on with what you're doing. Go back to what you were doing. 1049 01:00:58,255 --> 01:01:01,425 As you can see, I kind of run the gambit here. 1050 01:01:01,425 --> 01:01:04,361 I teach everything from little guys, little kindergartners, 1051 01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:06,964 to senior citizens. It's not a big deal. 1052 01:01:06,964 --> 01:01:10,000 Raul, you think you wanna show The Truck your 360? 1053 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,136 Check this out. Watch this. 1054 01:01:12,136 --> 01:01:13,570 Look out. What you think about that? 1055 01:01:13,570 --> 01:01:14,872 That's great. 1056 01:01:14,872 --> 01:01:15,806 Good job, Raul. Good job. 1057 01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:17,975 Hey, you got that money? 1058 01:01:17,975 --> 01:01:22,079 Yeah. A business man. I can appreciate that. I'm a businessman myself. 1059 01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:24,514 The money's actually back at my house. 1060 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:26,984 I had to sell my car for it, but anything for you is cool. 1061 01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:28,218 I don't give a shit. 1062 01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:30,320 We'll just go back to my house. 1063 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,322 Mitchell, you wanna meet The Truck? 1064 01:01:32,322 --> 01:01:34,391 You wanna shake The Truck's hand? 1065 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:36,861 Mitchell here was a basket case till I got a hold of him. 1066 01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:40,430 Now he's dressing sharp, making good grades, slaying the ladies. 1067 01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:43,233 Come on. Don't be shy. Shake The Truck's hand. 1068 01:01:43,233 --> 01:01:46,136 Hey, can we get the fuck outta here? I'm shitfaced. 1069 01:01:46,136 --> 01:01:49,073 Yeah, yeah. You go back to your stuff. Yeah, that's totally fine. 1070 01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:52,242 Here we are. This is the master bedroom. 1071 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,244 This is where I usually sleep, 1072 01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:56,346 but you can sleep here tonight. 1073 01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:58,849 Me and Suze are just gonna go ahead and crash on the couch. 1074 01:01:58,849 --> 01:02:02,152 So, you know, feel free to spread out, do whatever you want to. 1075 01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:04,321 Cool. It's up to you. 1076 01:02:04,321 --> 01:02:08,425 My wife decorated this room. It kind of has like a Myrtle Beach theme. 1077 01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:10,861 She's really into dolphins. Chuck? 1078 01:02:10,861 --> 01:02:13,463 My wife has beautiful taste. She pretty much decorated everything. 1079 01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:17,367 Speak of the devil, there she is now. Home from work? 1080 01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:19,036 Hey. 1081 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:20,971 Why don't you hop on up and meet our guest here? 1082 01:02:23,207 --> 01:02:25,542 This is Chuck "The Truck" Wallace. 1083 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:27,177 Chuck, this is my wife Suze. 1084 01:02:27,177 --> 01:02:29,313 Pleasure. Nice to meet you. 1085 01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:31,481 What a charmer this one is, huh? 1086 01:02:31,481 --> 01:02:33,918 She'll probably never wash her hands again, I swear to God. 1087 01:02:33,918 --> 01:02:35,385 That's how she is with stars. 1088 01:02:39,523 --> 01:02:41,992 Some party you're having here, Salazar. 1089 01:02:41,992 --> 01:02:44,494 Guess my invitation got lost in the mail. 1090 01:02:51,201 --> 01:02:56,073 Look at that. Look at that. What a coincidence that is. 1091 01:02:56,073 --> 01:03:00,244 AXE: Unfortunately for you, I've got an ax to grind. 1092 01:03:00,244 --> 01:03:02,646 This is great. This is absolutely terrific. 1093 01:03:02,646 --> 01:03:06,116 You know, I got my beautiful wife here, I love you, Suzie, 1094 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:08,418 and my best hero. 1095 01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:11,021 You mind if I call you that, "my best hero"? 1096 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:13,057 Let's stick with Chuck. 1097 01:03:13,057 --> 01:03:15,259 I just feel so lucky right now. I really do. 1098 01:03:15,259 --> 01:03:19,363 This is a moment I would like to just have last forever. 1099 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:24,201 Well, I gotta go ahead and make tracks. 1100 01:03:24,201 --> 01:03:26,303 I gotta go teach Taekwondo. 1101 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:30,140 So, if y'all are set here, everybody's feeling comfortable and stuff... 1102 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,509 Just make yourself at home. Do whatever you need to do. 1103 01:03:32,509 --> 01:03:35,079 I'm gonna go teach the young ones. 1104 01:03:36,981 --> 01:03:40,517 I'll be back shortly. Be good, okay? 1105 01:03:40,517 --> 01:03:42,119 And have fun. 1106 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,654 (DOOR CLOSING) 1107 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:48,292 Don't worry, we're friends till the end. The bitter end. 1108 01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:09,613 You ready for tomorrow, Bruce? 1109 01:04:09,613 --> 01:04:11,248 Damn right, sir. 1110 01:04:11,248 --> 01:04:12,616 Think you owe me 10 bucks. 1111 01:04:12,616 --> 01:04:14,018 Yes, sir. 1112 01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:20,190 You got a ride home? Yeah, I do. 1113 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:21,758 Perfect. Thank you. 1114 01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:23,027 Have a good night. Get some rest. 1115 01:04:23,027 --> 01:04:24,428 You, too. 1116 01:04:32,569 --> 01:04:34,438 CHUCK: Say it. SUZIE: I love you. 1117 01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:38,242 Say it again. I love riding The Truck. 1118 01:04:38,242 --> 01:04:40,077 CHUCK: Come on, say it louder. 1119 01:04:40,077 --> 01:04:43,313 I love riding The Truck! Oh, that's good. 1120 01:04:43,313 --> 01:04:45,315 There you go. What the hell, Suzie! 1121 01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,184 SUZIE: Holy shit! Fred, what are you doing home? 1122 01:04:47,184 --> 01:04:48,485 What the hell is going on? 1123 01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:50,354 FRED: You're gonna do this to me again? 1124 01:04:50,354 --> 01:04:52,222 SUZIE: It's nothing. It didn't mean anything! 1125 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,458 Oh, God, baby, it's not what you think! 1126 01:04:54,458 --> 01:04:56,426 You were fucking him! We were just talking. 1127 01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:57,494 Yeah, talking! 1128 01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:59,496 Guys, come on, it's just sex. 1129 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:01,398 No. This is it! I've about had enough of you! 1130 01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:03,300 I was excited to come home and just hang out with you, 1131 01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,834 and I come home and I see this! 1132 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:06,770 Baby, it didn't mean anything! He's a movie star! 1133 01:05:06,770 --> 01:05:08,738 I know he's a movie star! 1134 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:11,208 I'm the one who got him to come here for my fucking testing! 1135 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:13,210 Listen, let me just talk about this. Can we go outside? 1136 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:16,013 We're gonna go outside, all right. We are definitely going outside. 1137 01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:33,930 I always told people we'd never fight. 1138 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:36,633 I was so goddamn excited when you agreed to come to my testing. 1139 01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:39,469 I know you're a warrior, so I'll give you 1140 01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:41,538 the basic right of stretching before our battle. 1141 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:45,442 But besides that, I ain't gonna give you shit. 1142 01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:48,512 Not mercy. Not even forgiveness. 1143 01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:50,147 Let's hurry up and do this. 1144 01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:52,516 I gotta get back to fucking your wife. 1145 01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:54,118 What did you just say? 1146 01:05:54,118 --> 01:05:55,385 I said, "Let's hurry up and do this..." 1147 01:05:59,756 --> 01:06:01,425 That was stupid. 1148 01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:04,294 Get ready to get run over by The Truck. 1149 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:15,339 That shit barely even hurt me, dude. 1150 01:06:20,710 --> 01:06:22,279 Okay. Okay. 1151 01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:32,456 All that and my shirt's still tucked in. Pathetic. 1152 01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:35,292 How about this? Shit. 1153 01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:37,294 Motherfucker. Goddamn. 1154 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,533 Hurts a lot more when it's not for points. 1155 01:06:46,403 --> 01:06:48,605 Come on. Come on, big boy. Come on. 1156 01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:51,108 All right, you motherfucker. 1157 01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:57,114 How about that? How about that, huh? 1158 01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:09,259 Take that, you adulterous motherfucker, you. 1159 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:12,129 What you got now? Got any left inside of you? 1160 01:07:19,569 --> 01:07:22,206 Oh, God. Oh. 1161 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:24,574 You motherfucker! You spit on me! 1162 01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:29,179 I told you. Is this worth $10,000? 1163 01:07:29,179 --> 01:07:32,516 You're such a fucking dick sucker! God! 1164 01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:33,850 Fuck you! 1165 01:07:33,850 --> 01:07:35,585 What the fuck? 1166 01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:36,653 Fuck you! 1167 01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:12,389 (AIRHORN SOUNDING) 1168 01:08:45,289 --> 01:08:47,724 Mr. Powers, I'm Mark Love. Good to see you. 1169 01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:49,893 We have seats at the Judges' Table for all of you. 1170 01:08:49,893 --> 01:08:51,228 Where's Mr. Simmons? 1171 01:08:51,228 --> 01:08:52,396 He's on his way. 1172 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:13,783 Everybody, line up for forms! 1173 01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:16,753 Where's Mr. Simmons? 1174 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:18,388 I said, "Line up!" 1175 01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:20,757 ALL: Yes, sir. 1176 01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:41,911 Today, you will be testing for your new belt. 1177 01:09:41,911 --> 01:09:43,513 Mr. Simmons isn't here, 1178 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,482 so I'll be running the testing today. 1179 01:09:45,482 --> 01:09:47,251 Does anybody have a problem with that? 1180 01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:49,253 ALL: No, sir! 1181 01:09:49,253 --> 01:09:51,388 I didn't hear you! Does anybody have a problem with that? 1182 01:09:51,388 --> 01:09:52,722 ALL: No, sir! 1183 01:09:52,722 --> 01:09:55,259 Show me a ready stance! ALL: Sir! 1184 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,720 Somebody really beat him up. 1185 01:11:02,692 --> 01:11:06,363 Sorry I'm late. Where are we? 1186 01:11:06,363 --> 01:11:08,532 This looks bad, Mr. Simmons. Bad. 1187 01:11:08,532 --> 01:11:10,534 Julio, where are we? 1188 01:11:10,534 --> 01:11:12,836 We're done, you understand me? 1189 01:11:12,836 --> 01:11:15,071 JULIO: Red belts still have to do their sparring. 1190 01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:16,473 Thank you, Julio. 1191 01:11:16,473 --> 01:11:17,574 You're a good instructor, buddy. 1192 01:11:17,574 --> 01:11:19,809 Thanks, Mr. Simmons. 1193 01:11:19,809 --> 01:11:21,745 You're forgetting your place here, Fred. 1194 01:11:21,745 --> 01:11:23,613 Fuck off. 1195 01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:28,084 Good morning, everyone, and welcome to our testing. 1196 01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:31,355 I'm okay. I'm all right. 1197 01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:34,458 Had a little accident last night, but I'm doing okay. 1198 01:11:35,592 --> 01:11:38,828 Rick, Henry, line up for sparring. 1199 01:11:46,936 --> 01:11:48,472 Face your partner! 1200 01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:50,374 Kyungneh! 1201 01:11:50,374 --> 01:11:51,741 Rick, bow! 1202 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,613 Sparring stances! 1203 01:11:58,748 --> 01:11:59,783 Sheejahk! 1204 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,902 Fred, you need to make them stop. 1205 01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:19,903 Let them go. 1206 01:12:21,371 --> 01:12:23,373 Somebody's gonna get hurt. 1207 01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,676 (ALL CHEERING) 1208 01:13:02,446 --> 01:13:05,148 Stop! Rick! Henry! Stop! 1209 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:14,724 Henry, 25 push-ups for going too hard. 1210 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:21,598 (ALL CHEERING) 1211 01:13:39,683 --> 01:13:41,618 Mr. Wallace, it's an honor to meet you. 1212 01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:44,821 Yeah, well, I'm a man of my word. 1213 01:13:44,821 --> 01:13:46,723 Mr. Simmons, what are you doing? 1214 01:13:46,723 --> 01:13:51,160 You think Mr. Wallace is so freaking cool. 1215 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,897 I'm sorry about this, Mr. Wallace. Let me get some... 1216 01:13:53,897 --> 01:13:55,999 Now, let's just all settle down. 1217 01:13:55,999 --> 01:13:58,001 Apparently, he's had some trouble at home. 1218 01:13:58,001 --> 01:14:00,069 That concludes our testing for today. 1219 01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:02,572 Now, stick around because we have a special demonstration 1220 01:14:02,572 --> 01:14:04,974 from the legendary Chuck "The Truck" Wallace. 1221 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:12,549 Shit. 1222 01:14:16,653 --> 01:14:18,755 Jesus, baby, you look terrible. 1223 01:14:18,755 --> 01:14:22,759 Well, that's because I got into a fight because of you and your ways. 1224 01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:30,500 Look, I know this has been hard on you. 1225 01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:32,035 This has been so hard on me. 1226 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,805 Let's just forget about all this. 1227 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:38,942 Let's just start over, put everything behind us and just start brand new. 1228 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:40,944 Just let bygones be bygones? 1229 01:14:42,378 --> 01:14:44,080 Yeah. 1230 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,415 You can go and have a little hand job party at work, 1231 01:14:46,415 --> 01:14:50,554 and then have sexual intercourse with the hero of my life, 1232 01:14:50,554 --> 01:14:52,756 and then 'cause it doesn't work out the way you want it to, 1233 01:14:52,756 --> 01:14:55,692 you're just gonna come back to me and everything's gonna be hunky-dory. 1234 01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:58,528 Do you wanna know why I cheated on you? 1235 01:14:58,528 --> 01:14:59,829 Hmm? 1236 01:14:59,829 --> 01:15:03,767 Take a good look in the fucking mirror. 1237 01:15:03,767 --> 01:15:06,670 You wear this piece of shit outfit for real! 1238 01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:08,938 This isn't a uniform, this is a costume! 1239 01:15:08,938 --> 01:15:12,809 You're the king of the dumbest fucking kingdom! 1240 01:15:12,809 --> 01:15:15,712 I want you to take a good look at that ring on your finger, 1241 01:15:15,712 --> 01:15:17,513 and then take a good look at me! 1242 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:20,516 And you tell me, are you really ready to give this up? 1243 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:24,053 Let me think about that for a second. 1244 01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:27,991 Okay, I've thought about it. 1245 01:15:27,991 --> 01:15:31,527 And I think my answer to that question 1246 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,063 is gonna have to be, "Fuck you." 1247 01:15:34,063 --> 01:15:36,032 Fuck me? 1248 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:38,101 I don't care if you wake up in a ditch 1249 01:15:38,101 --> 01:15:41,504 with grown men shitting on you and jumping on top of your head. 1250 01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:44,874 Maybe your nose will turn into a big old dick and you can stroke that all the time. 1251 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:48,912 I hope your hair turns into dog shit one day. 1252 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:51,180 You wake up and you run your comb through it, 1253 01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:54,784 and all that it is, is little trundles of dog shit. 1254 01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:57,687 The worst shit that you could imagine. 1255 01:15:57,687 --> 01:16:01,157 AIDS. 1256 01:16:01,157 --> 01:16:05,695 It's cool. Everything comes around, sweetheart. 1257 01:16:07,631 --> 01:16:08,832 What are you doing? 1258 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,674 I'm relieving myself. 1259 01:16:18,608 --> 01:16:20,610 Jesus! 1260 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,915 (ALL CHEERING) 1261 01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:27,651 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1262 01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:50,974 Turn that shit off. 1263 01:16:50,974 --> 01:16:52,642 Track number three, Julio. 1264 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,829 So it begins. 1265 01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:22,772 Go! 1266 01:17:30,179 --> 01:17:32,215 (ALL CHEERING) 1267 01:17:32,215 --> 01:17:34,918 ALL: (CHANTING) Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1268 01:17:34,918 --> 01:17:37,687 Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1269 01:17:52,235 --> 01:17:55,204 (ALL CHEERING) 1270 01:17:55,204 --> 01:17:58,007 ALL: (CHANTING) Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1271 01:17:58,007 --> 01:17:59,208 Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1272 01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:02,812 Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1273 01:18:02,812 --> 01:18:05,782 Chuck The Truck! Chuck The Truck! 1274 01:18:38,848 --> 01:18:43,887 ALL: (CHANTING) Simmons! Simmons! Simmons! Simmons! Simmons! Simmons! 1275 01:18:58,835 --> 01:19:00,503 Henry Harrison. 1276 01:19:03,639 --> 01:19:04,707 Thank you, sir. 1277 01:19:04,707 --> 01:19:07,076 (APPLAUDING) 1278 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:11,747 Well, that concludes our awards ceremony. 1279 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:15,218 But before y'all leave, there's one further announcement. 1280 01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:20,723 Mr. Roy Powers was very impressed with our testing 1281 01:19:20,723 --> 01:19:22,325 and he has decided that our school 1282 01:19:22,325 --> 01:19:26,329 will be implementing a student oath. 1283 01:19:26,329 --> 01:19:30,133 He has chosen me to be the architect of this document. 1284 01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:36,940 I will now read to you the new student oath for the first time. 1285 01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:48,551 Student oath! Begin, sir! 1286 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:52,788 "I shall observe the tenets of Taekwondo! 1287 01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:57,160 "I will always obey my instructor and senior students! 1288 01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:59,295 "I will never misuse Taekwondo! 1289 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:03,766 "I will be a champion of freedom and justice! 1290 01:20:03,766 --> 01:20:08,804 "I will always be righteous and help build a more peaceful world!" 1291 01:20:15,744 --> 01:20:18,882 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1292 01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:38,902 * Oh, baby, come on now 1293 01:20:38,902 --> 01:20:40,003 * Oh, not like that 1294 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,339 * I don't even know that girl 1295 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:47,243 * No, she's nothing to me 1296 01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:51,347 * Come on, listen to me 1297 01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:52,848 * She's not even that pretty 1298 01:21:04,427 --> 01:21:09,232 * If you ask me again I'll tell you I didn't do it 1299 01:21:09,232 --> 01:21:12,601 * Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it 1300 01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:17,040 * Oh, Mr. Officer 1301 01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:20,376 * That's not mine 1302 01:21:22,411 --> 01:21:24,647 * Hey, I didn't know this was our property 1303 01:21:42,798 --> 01:21:47,336 * If you ask me again I'll tell you I didn't do it 1304 01:21:47,336 --> 01:21:51,074 * Yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it 1305 01:21:58,281 --> 01:22:00,416 * Does it really matter to you? 1306 01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:05,354 * You're on a one-way road 1307 01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:08,057 * There's only one way to go 1308 01:22:20,903 --> 01:22:25,441 * If you ask me again I'll tell you I didn't do it 1309 01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:29,979 * Yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it 1310 01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:34,117 * Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it * 1311 01:22:41,757 --> 01:22:45,428 (MAN SOBBING) 1312 01:22:45,428 --> 01:22:46,429 (PUNCHING)