1 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:30,044 Transcript: SimonP Synchro: swsub.com 2 00:00:30,313 --> 00:00:33,436 And then Peter said, "Brie, 3 00:00:33,976 --> 00:00:36,061 "that's my favourite cheese as well." 4 00:00:36,309 --> 00:00:38,814 And that was when my bag... I don't know what happened, 5 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:40,848 it just kind of split open. 6 00:00:41,005 --> 00:00:42,730 Apples and oranges everywhere. 7 00:00:42,949 --> 00:00:44,614 And we tumbled about. 8 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:47,311 Yeah. Like a pair of confused little kittens. 9 00:00:47,959 --> 00:00:50,530 And when Peter had helped me pick everything up, well... 10 00:00:50,782 --> 00:00:53,781 it just seemed rude not to give him my number. 11 00:00:53,967 --> 00:00:55,840 Hey, you asked for my number! 12 00:00:57,085 --> 00:00:58,494 I'm not a slut. 13 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:07,183 Oh, is that the end of the story? 14 00:01:07,641 --> 00:01:09,445 OK, are we all set for tonight? 15 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:12,811 Yes. Can you please bring me some wine? 16 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,545 That was some... 17 00:01:23,037 --> 00:01:25,232 Buying the same sort of cheese! 18 00:01:25,983 --> 00:01:28,449 You made a 20-minute story out of it. 19 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:31,706 Have you thought of adapting it into a film? 20 00:01:33,623 --> 00:01:34,794 No. 21 00:01:36,074 --> 00:01:38,172 Well done, you've bagged a normal. 22 00:01:38,368 --> 00:01:39,522 Yes. 23 00:01:39,757 --> 00:01:42,367 He is proper normal, isn't he? 24 00:01:42,828 --> 00:01:44,813 He's taking me to Paris this weekend. 25 00:01:45,081 --> 00:01:46,578 Ah, Paris... 26 00:01:46,797 --> 00:01:48,850 - Have you been to Paris, Moss? - No. 27 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:51,525 No. I've heard of it. 28 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:54,925 - Brie? - Yeah, what? 29 00:01:55,525 --> 00:01:59,427 Nothing. I had you down a Double-Gloucester-type person. 30 00:02:00,781 --> 00:02:02,996 Yes, I know what you mean. 31 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:06,737 It's been ages since I had a mini-break. 32 00:02:07,143 --> 00:02:10,219 Not only that but all of my friends are single 33 00:02:10,657 --> 00:02:13,408 and so are all of his, so tonight, we're gonna have 34 00:02:13,548 --> 00:02:16,279 a big dinner party and... It's gonna be brilliant. 35 00:02:16,696 --> 00:02:19,781 Or perhaps that should be "brie-lliant". 36 00:02:25,765 --> 00:02:28,902 Do you know, it is really important to me that you like him. 37 00:02:29,079 --> 00:02:30,400 No, honestly, it is... 38 00:02:30,557 --> 00:02:34,305 I know we had some rocky beginnings but I really think of you now 39 00:02:34,463 --> 00:02:36,860 not just as my workmates, but as friends. 40 00:02:37,705 --> 00:02:40,327 - Stop it! - No, I... I mean that. 41 00:02:40,507 --> 00:02:41,548 I really do. 42 00:02:41,688 --> 00:02:43,621 You're really important to me. 43 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:52,923 Listen, Jen, I've got some bad news, Colin can't make it tonight. 44 00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:55,649 Oh. But Steve and Jake are still coming? 45 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:58,379 Colin was bringing them. I don't know them well, 46 00:02:58,542 --> 00:03:00,456 it'd be uncomfortable without Colin. 47 00:03:00,841 --> 00:03:03,239 I suppose we'll have to call the whole thing off. 48 00:03:03,913 --> 00:03:06,073 Unless you can find three guys to replace them. 49 00:03:20,672 --> 00:03:23,292 I... Bit of dust. 50 00:03:23,606 --> 00:03:24,887 I'm gonna... 51 00:03:26,995 --> 00:03:29,086 ... definitely later phone the... 52 00:03:30,381 --> 00:03:33,151 Strange... Oh, look at that... 53 00:03:37,997 --> 00:03:40,639 Oh, I can't... I can't... 54 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:43,287 It's my home, it's my special place, 55 00:03:43,451 --> 00:03:45,616 I can't let you nut-jobs into my special place! 56 00:03:47,626 --> 00:03:50,068 "Nut-jobs"? I hope you're not including me in that. 57 00:03:50,652 --> 00:03:53,428 Wait a second, we were all "brilliant friends" a minute ago. 58 00:03:53,614 --> 00:03:57,460 Yes, yes, I meant friends in a different way, 59 00:03:57,951 --> 00:04:02,872 in a kind of special way that means you can't come into my home. 60 00:04:04,691 --> 00:04:07,815 Right, so sort of like not being your friends at all. 61 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:12,065 Yes, yes, sort of like that but in a really special way. 62 00:04:12,621 --> 00:04:14,533 This is your lowest moment, you know. 63 00:04:15,576 --> 00:04:17,119 I think I can live with it. 64 00:04:24,043 --> 00:04:26,110 Roy, can you look at my PC, please? 65 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,038 It keeps freezing. 66 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:33,839 Did you hear something, Moss? I thought I heard a noise. 67 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:38,580 I didn't hear anything, Roy. Unless it was some kind of stupid mouse. 68 00:04:39,383 --> 00:04:41,535 Yeah, or... Or a rat. 69 00:04:42,396 --> 00:04:45,273 Yes, I think it did sound more like a rat. 70 00:04:47,451 --> 00:04:49,939 I know I was horrible. I'm sorry. 71 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,648 Richmond... 72 00:04:53,738 --> 00:04:56,106 Oh, Richmond, not you too. 73 00:04:56,545 --> 00:04:57,922 I'm sorry, Richmond... 74 00:05:20,464 --> 00:05:21,470 Hello! 75 00:05:25,532 --> 00:05:26,781 I smell food! 76 00:05:30,919 --> 00:05:32,906 What are you doing? Don't sit down yet. 77 00:05:33,102 --> 00:05:34,394 Why not? I'm tired. 78 00:05:34,570 --> 00:05:36,843 That's the rules. We stand around a bit first. 79 00:05:36,985 --> 00:05:38,762 - We have drinks. - Where's Peter? 80 00:05:38,943 --> 00:05:40,145 In the kitchen. 81 00:05:40,334 --> 00:05:44,276 - Can I go to the toilet? - Yes, you may. You don't need to ask. 82 00:05:44,787 --> 00:05:46,566 It's just down there to the left. 83 00:05:48,362 --> 00:05:49,432 There you go. 84 00:05:50,502 --> 00:05:51,580 Thank you, Roy. 85 00:05:52,488 --> 00:05:54,526 How lovely. White wine. 86 00:05:54,915 --> 00:05:57,008 Never seen a wine actually called "White Wine". 87 00:05:59,855 --> 00:06:02,926 - Thank you, Roy. What are you drinking? - Red wine, please. 88 00:06:03,104 --> 00:06:04,990 - Richmond? - Do you have absinthe? 89 00:06:05,422 --> 00:06:07,292 - No. - I only drink absinthe. 90 00:06:07,674 --> 00:06:10,437 Absinthe, no. Red wine, white wine, Carlsberg? 91 00:06:10,584 --> 00:06:11,843 Carlsberg, perfect. 92 00:06:12,954 --> 00:06:14,185 That was quick. 93 00:06:14,365 --> 00:06:15,588 I washed my hands! 94 00:06:16,019 --> 00:06:18,887 - What do you want to drink? - White Russian. 95 00:06:19,192 --> 00:06:20,600 A white Russian? 96 00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:22,312 Oh, for God's sake! 97 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:29,691 Documentaries... 98 00:06:36,158 --> 00:06:37,454 Balsamic vinegar... 99 00:06:40,117 --> 00:06:41,396 Conversation... 100 00:06:42,354 --> 00:06:44,469 I heard one of Jen's friends is a model. 101 00:06:44,611 --> 00:06:45,871 I bagsy the model! 102 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:50,999 We discussed it as a group, 103 00:06:51,176 --> 00:06:54,509 and we think it would be best if I were to sit beside the model... 104 00:06:55,152 --> 00:06:56,415 Because... 105 00:06:57,355 --> 00:07:00,533 I would like to ask her how I would go about becoming a photographer. 106 00:07:01,198 --> 00:07:02,512 Or... a model. 107 00:07:02,845 --> 00:07:03,875 Paula? 108 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,905 She'll appreciate that. 109 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:09,004 She's just had reconstructive face surgery 110 00:07:09,184 --> 00:07:11,509 so she'll be happy to have someone to talk to. 111 00:07:12,153 --> 00:07:13,203 Right. 112 00:07:13,356 --> 00:07:15,288 It's really brave of her to come out 113 00:07:15,428 --> 00:07:17,715 because she was in a really bad car accident 114 00:07:18,049 --> 00:07:20,613 so you have to be extra nice to her. 115 00:07:21,879 --> 00:07:23,125 Car accident. 116 00:07:23,339 --> 00:07:24,917 Brilliant. Just my luck. 117 00:07:25,347 --> 00:07:28,325 I'll be honest. The reason I got you round a bit early 118 00:07:28,465 --> 00:07:30,391 is to go over some ground rules, OK? 119 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:33,427 If this evening is gonna work in any way, 120 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:36,904 you need to pretend to be normal people, yeah? 121 00:07:37,228 --> 00:07:39,932 Keep the conversation about things that would interest everybody. 122 00:07:40,114 --> 00:07:42,067 You know, nothing about memory or RAM. 123 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:44,597 Memory is RAM! 124 00:07:45,286 --> 00:07:46,663 Oh, dear! 125 00:07:48,628 --> 00:07:51,648 If you stray into areas I don't think appropriate, I'll... 126 00:07:51,806 --> 00:07:53,488 I don't know... I'll cough. 127 00:07:53,785 --> 00:07:56,185 Coughing is the signal. Richmond, did you hear that? 128 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:59,179 - What? - If Jen coughs we have to stop talking. 129 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:00,666 Fine. 130 00:08:01,924 --> 00:08:05,100 Moss, this is important, I'm sitting you beside Margaret. 131 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:08,731 Margaret, from her name I presume she's a lay-dee? 132 00:08:09,058 --> 00:08:10,058 Yes. 133 00:08:10,218 --> 00:08:13,051 She's nice. She got divorced recently but I should say 134 00:08:13,236 --> 00:08:16,166 when she's had a few drinks she tends to get a bit... 135 00:08:16,482 --> 00:08:17,607 over excited. 136 00:08:17,822 --> 00:08:20,294 Needs to go to the toilet a lot. That happens to me. 137 00:08:20,491 --> 00:08:23,854 I try to think of something dry, like the desert or... 138 00:08:23,996 --> 00:08:25,098 Shredded wheat. 139 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:28,794 You don't understand. What I'm saying is she's kind of... 140 00:08:29,104 --> 00:08:31,779 She's kind of on the look out for a man. 141 00:08:32,401 --> 00:08:34,738 I see. What does he look like? 142 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:38,976 He wouldn't come here, not with all these people around. 143 00:08:39,177 --> 00:08:40,350 What's this about? 144 00:08:40,507 --> 00:08:43,165 - Jen's friend has got a stalker. - Cool. 145 00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:45,266 God, maybe I could just kill myself. 146 00:08:47,479 --> 00:08:49,890 Here they are, so look normal. 147 00:08:53,151 --> 00:08:55,033 Look more normal, more normal! 148 00:08:58,495 --> 00:08:59,498 Relax! 149 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:04,380 Forget it! 150 00:09:06,716 --> 00:09:08,336 Hello. Come in. 151 00:09:10,626 --> 00:09:12,279 Hello. I'm Roy. 152 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,346 I'm sorry about the accident. 153 00:09:16,293 --> 00:09:17,293 Hello. 154 00:09:19,578 --> 00:09:20,638 This is Paula. 155 00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,323 Yep, I know. 156 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:25,950 I was talking to her. 157 00:09:27,161 --> 00:09:28,894 Did you think I was talking to you? 158 00:09:29,155 --> 00:09:30,253 This is Jessica. 159 00:09:31,173 --> 00:09:32,429 Hello, everybody! 160 00:09:33,061 --> 00:09:35,500 Oh, my God. Social situations! 161 00:09:37,686 --> 00:09:39,677 Oh, bloody hell, I think this is my one. 162 00:09:39,969 --> 00:09:41,557 These are my workmates. 163 00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:43,356 They're not my usual friends. 164 00:09:43,521 --> 00:09:45,474 I work with them, they're my workmates. 165 00:09:45,631 --> 00:09:46,631 Oh, yes. 166 00:09:47,705 --> 00:09:50,990 "IT department... does not compute." 167 00:09:52,394 --> 00:09:53,483 Oh, my God! 168 00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:57,898 - You must be Roy. - Yep. 169 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:01,515 Hello, everybody! 170 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:05,936 I have had a few drinks already, so, no-one take advantage of me. 171 00:10:06,420 --> 00:10:07,786 Oh, go on then! 172 00:10:25,019 --> 00:10:27,163 I was very pleased with my last campaign. 173 00:10:27,468 --> 00:10:29,212 I just started running it today. 174 00:10:34,018 --> 00:10:35,018 That's you! 175 00:10:41,327 --> 00:10:42,327 So... 176 00:10:43,401 --> 00:10:45,907 ... how bad was the accident? 177 00:10:46,366 --> 00:10:49,670 Well, a motorbike jumped the lights and so I swerved into a lamppost. 178 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,375 The airbag didn't deploy so I hit the dashboard. 179 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,938 - With your facial area. - I hit it full in the face. 180 00:10:55,106 --> 00:10:56,502 Of course you did! 181 00:10:57,764 --> 00:10:58,764 Speed? 182 00:10:59,470 --> 00:11:00,862 I was doing about 75. 183 00:11:03,114 --> 00:11:04,137 That's fast! 184 00:11:06,215 --> 00:11:08,117 When you regained consciousness, 185 00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:11,321 did you look in the mirror and think, 186 00:11:11,557 --> 00:11:13,284 "Oh, God, my face is ruined"? 187 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,553 They didn't let me see my face after the accident. 188 00:11:19,797 --> 00:11:20,804 I see. 189 00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:24,231 They said it might not be as symmetrical as it once had been, 190 00:11:24,408 --> 00:11:26,075 but symmetry isn't everything. 191 00:11:26,376 --> 00:11:28,041 Yeah... I like symmetry. 192 00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:33,162 Stop it! Stop it! I'm trying to eat my dinner! 193 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:37,903 Gosh. Oh dear! 194 00:11:38,081 --> 00:11:41,154 Look at us having a conversation. Yikes! 195 00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:46,308 Getting to know you, getting to know all about you! 196 00:11:48,188 --> 00:11:51,040 Eating! Hello, how are you? 197 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:53,488 "Oh, I'm a fish. Help, I'm being eaten!" 198 00:12:01,403 --> 00:12:04,624 You know when you laugh, I can see the outline of your skull. 199 00:12:06,405 --> 00:12:07,954 You have a beautiful skull. 200 00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:19,621 So the surgeon... 201 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,042 - Yeah?- Good man? 202 00:12:21,182 --> 00:12:22,683 Very. He did his own nose. 203 00:12:24,304 --> 00:12:26,648 And did you meet him before the operation? 204 00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:29,055 Yeah, he ran me through it. He was really nice. 205 00:12:29,232 --> 00:12:31,671 - Confident? - Why are you so interested? 206 00:12:33,346 --> 00:12:34,744 My... mother... 207 00:12:35,544 --> 00:12:39,419 is thinking of having a breast augmentation. 208 00:12:39,762 --> 00:12:43,156 - I see. - Yeah. Always wanted them bigger! 209 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,413 But I promised I'd get them for her birthday. 210 00:12:47,978 --> 00:12:50,128 - Her 60th is coming up. - Right. 211 00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:56,411 Well, I think a round of applause is justified for that dinner. 212 00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:02,545 Yes, and thanks, Peter, for making it. 213 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,957 So, who's for dessert? 214 00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:09,172 - Isn't this dessert? - No, that's tartare sauce. 215 00:13:10,829 --> 00:13:12,383 - Can I have some dessert? - Yes. 216 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:15,484 I'll have the tartare sauce. Stop it! Stop it! 217 00:13:15,644 --> 00:13:17,114 Look how ticklish he is! 218 00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:18,942 - Stop it! - Come on! 219 00:13:21,543 --> 00:13:23,599 Jen, do something about that woman! 220 00:13:23,741 --> 00:13:25,292 - I warned you about her. - When? 221 00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:27,048 I spent 10 min trying to warn you. 222 00:13:27,188 --> 00:13:29,888 I can see why she's divorced. She's very divorceable. 223 00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:32,570 You can't wait to take her to court to get rid of her! 224 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:34,220 What are you doing? 225 00:13:34,557 --> 00:13:37,160 Well, not that it's any of your business, 226 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,436 but I was planning to have a little poo. 227 00:13:40,969 --> 00:13:43,148 No, no, I mean with Paula. 228 00:13:43,369 --> 00:13:46,239 You keep asking her all those questions about her accident. 229 00:13:46,382 --> 00:13:48,341 - I'm interested! - You're wondering 230 00:13:48,483 --> 00:13:50,986 - what state her face is in. - Was that obvious? 231 00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:54,681 I suppose I better go back in there and see what Judy Finnegan's up to! 232 00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:57,612 If this keeps on going on I will divorce her. 233 00:13:57,906 --> 00:13:59,205 You're not married to her. 234 00:14:00,243 --> 00:14:02,257 No, I suppose... I suppose I'm not. 235 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,236 Come on, behave yourselves. 236 00:14:04,457 --> 00:14:06,633 There's still a chance to save this thing. 237 00:14:07,076 --> 00:14:08,352 Oh... why... 238 00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:23,012 Sorry, I couldn't hear you. 239 00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:31,844 I said, "Do you think you'd die if you drank wee?" 240 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,370 I don't know, but it's a bloody good question. 241 00:14:35,566 --> 00:14:38,978 Here's a question - who here would eat a spider? I would. 242 00:14:39,694 --> 00:14:43,693 I ate an eel in New York but I was on stage so it doesn't count. 243 00:14:44,104 --> 00:14:47,137 Ah, New York, the city of apples. 244 00:14:48,397 --> 00:14:51,103 Peter, I got that link for the Firefox extension. 245 00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:52,780 What's your e-mail address? 246 00:14:53,169 --> 00:14:55,160 - Do you have a pen? - I'm recording. 247 00:14:55,426 --> 00:14:57,622 It's filepeter@hotmail. com. 248 00:14:58,319 --> 00:15:00,328 "Filepeter"? And why "filepeter"? 249 00:15:00,574 --> 00:15:02,487 Well, File is my second name. 250 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:05,080 Right, I see. Peter File. 251 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,461 Who's a paedophile? 252 00:15:07,942 --> 00:15:10,472 No, no, his name is Peter File. 253 00:15:10,903 --> 00:15:12,319 His name is paedophile? 254 00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:16,738 Don't say it like that! It sounds like "paedophile". 255 00:15:16,993 --> 00:15:19,950 - That what he just said. - No. "Peter File". 256 00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:22,653 - Paedo File? - PETER... File. 257 00:15:23,119 --> 00:15:24,899 - Who's a paedophile? - No one. 258 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,343 Right. It just sounds like "paedophile". 259 00:15:27,483 --> 00:15:28,623 No, it doesn't. 260 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,582 Does a bit. "Peter File. " 261 00:15:30,759 --> 00:15:32,156 "Peter File"? It does. 262 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,360 Yes, I suppose it does! 263 00:15:40,254 --> 00:15:42,382 I hadn't noticed so... 264 00:15:43,487 --> 00:15:45,412 It doesn't worry you, does it? 265 00:15:45,882 --> 00:15:46,882 No, no. 266 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,139 Of course it doesn't. 267 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:55,765 They say "PED-o-phile" in America. Maybe you should move to America! 268 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,705 He's not moving to America! 269 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,718 Raiders Of The Lost Ark? 270 00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:07,113 Circle Of Friends? 271 00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,741 - It's so obvious! - No speaking! 272 00:16:09,905 --> 00:16:11,556 I've been standing here for 10 min. 273 00:16:11,713 --> 00:16:14,565 - Where's Richmond and Jessica? - Pirates Of The Caribbean! 274 00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:16,706 Why Pirates Of The Caribbean? 275 00:16:16,922 --> 00:16:20,649 I don't know but it was a great movie! Johnny Depp, what a revelation! 276 00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:22,752 It's Crash! 277 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:24,832 It's very obviously Crash! 278 00:16:24,998 --> 00:16:27,652 Here's a car crashing into another car, 279 00:16:27,835 --> 00:16:30,964 there's people screaming and blood... Oh, Paula! 280 00:16:33,207 --> 00:16:35,593 Let's play Spin The Bottle! 281 00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:36,973 Oh, for God's sake! 282 00:16:37,118 --> 00:16:38,487 - Oh, what? - Nothing. 283 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,498 - I'm embarrassing him! - You're making a fool of yourself! 284 00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:44,903 - He's a delicate flower. - You are drunk! 285 00:16:45,078 --> 00:16:47,254 If you paid more attention to me... 286 00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:49,185 Tell me, Margaret, tell us all, 287 00:16:49,362 --> 00:16:51,797 how could we pay any more attention to you? 288 00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:53,275 You've changed. 289 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,264 You're not the same man I liked when I came into the party. 290 00:16:56,937 --> 00:16:58,393 We've all changed, Margaret. 291 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,857 We all have. 292 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,683 For God's sake! 293 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,761 Night, Jen. Roy's gonna walk me home. 294 00:17:21,967 --> 00:17:23,119 Oh, lovely. 295 00:17:23,321 --> 00:17:24,792 It's just in case any kind 296 00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:26,937 of Elephant man mob situation kicks off. 297 00:17:30,881 --> 00:17:33,165 Sorry about Margaret, it won't happen again. 298 00:17:33,815 --> 00:17:35,136 Fiddly-do. 299 00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:37,164 Come on, let's get you home. 300 00:17:40,328 --> 00:17:41,880 - Goodbye, Jen. - Bye, Jen. 301 00:17:42,599 --> 00:17:43,605 Bye. 302 00:17:44,507 --> 00:17:45,602 Oh, my God! 303 00:17:53,518 --> 00:17:55,921 Nightmare! An absolute nightmare. 304 00:17:56,195 --> 00:17:57,344 What do you mean? 305 00:17:57,580 --> 00:18:00,685 Well, I always have this theory that if you let your work life 306 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:04,954 mix with your personal life, then somehow, something will go wrong. 307 00:18:05,494 --> 00:18:08,430 But nothing has, has it? I think it all went rather well. 308 00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:11,926 They all seemed to pair off. It's what you want from an evening like this. 309 00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:13,248 I suppose so. 310 00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:15,616 You're gonna have to face the fact 311 00:18:15,813 --> 00:18:18,852 you run a very successful dinner party, Jen Barber. 312 00:18:19,570 --> 00:18:22,568 You didn't do too badly yourself, "paedophile". 313 00:18:28,631 --> 00:18:31,474 - Thanks for walking me home. - That's OK. Goodbye. 314 00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:39,985 - You live here? - Yeah. 315 00:18:42,305 --> 00:18:43,729 That's a big telly. 316 00:18:45,011 --> 00:18:48,050 And all the consoles. You've got all of the consoles. 317 00:18:48,722 --> 00:18:50,034 Why having them all? 318 00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:53,057 I'd hate it if a game came out on one and I couldn't play it 319 00:18:53,369 --> 00:18:55,442 so it's best to get them all. Don't you think? 320 00:18:55,619 --> 00:18:56,622 I do think. 321 00:19:00,077 --> 00:19:01,868 And a man doesn't live here? 322 00:19:02,188 --> 00:19:03,345 No, just me. 323 00:19:10,696 --> 00:19:11,955 I'm gonna gamble. 324 00:19:12,195 --> 00:19:13,200 What? 325 00:19:14,801 --> 00:19:17,106 Would you like to come for a drink some time? 326 00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:19,658 You know, like a date? 327 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:20,923 What the hell? 328 00:19:21,065 --> 00:19:22,462 Roy, I'm very flattered... 329 00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:24,915 Good. Of course you are. Thursday? 330 00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:26,605 ... But you're not my type. 331 00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:28,993 What? 332 00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:30,540 I mean physically. 333 00:19:31,425 --> 00:19:32,673 Physically? 334 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:35,580 Hello! 335 00:19:37,295 --> 00:19:38,787 I think I can do better. 336 00:19:55,496 --> 00:19:57,123 - Can I have a lend of this? - No. 337 00:20:04,701 --> 00:20:05,967 Listen, Jen. 338 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:10,822 When we get back, maybe we should think about, I don't know, 339 00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:14,966 moving your stuff over to my place, vice versa, I don't mind but... 340 00:20:15,594 --> 00:20:18,105 I think it's time we moved onto the next level, 341 00:20:18,321 --> 00:20:20,968 - don't you? - Yes. Yes, definitely. 342 00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:23,067 Great. 343 00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:26,212 If there is a Peter File in the terminal building 344 00:20:26,354 --> 00:20:28,382 could he please make his way to gate 24? 345 00:20:28,715 --> 00:20:30,466 We are looking for a Peter File. 346 00:20:31,524 --> 00:20:33,387 24... we're at the wrong gate! 347 00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:37,216 Could Peter File please make himself known to ground staff? 348 00:20:37,814 --> 00:20:39,059 I'm Peter File! 349 00:20:39,216 --> 00:20:41,194 We are looking for a Peter File. 350 00:20:41,456 --> 00:20:42,750 I'm Peter File! 351 00:20:42,966 --> 00:20:44,544 Wait here! I'm Peter File! 352 00:20:44,732 --> 00:20:47,261 Hold on! Come on, Jen. I'm Peter File! 353 00:20:49,992 --> 00:20:52,740 It's "Peter File" not "paedophile". 354 00:21:09,782 --> 00:21:12,054 It's very loud, mind if I turn it down? 355 00:21:12,363 --> 00:21:13,996 I wouldn't do that! 356 00:21:19,116 --> 00:21:22,519 Oh, dear! Look at me, having an orgasm!