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- This is my last trick.

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Watch carefully, when I'm done,
I'll tell you how it works.

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[upbeat music]

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[serene music]

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- Right now around the world,

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there are about 80
million people, fucking.

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Some of them are even
getting pregnant.

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Which is what I'm trying
to do myself, tonight.

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You know, when you undress
a woman with your eyes,

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that's just half the story.

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'Cause once the
woman says "Yes,"

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and we do more often
than you think,

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it's the woman who sooner
or later sees a man naked.

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I'll put it on your tab.

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And I don't mean buck naked, I
mean what's beneath the skin,

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behind your eyes,
inside your heart.

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It's a whole lot more
complicated than just plain fucking.

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[Grace laughs]

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Funny thing is, it's not the
sex you come here for, is it?

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It's something else.

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[audience applauding]

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- One!

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[upbeat show music]

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[audience laughing]

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[Magic Girl coughs]

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[audience laughs]

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[upbeat music]

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- I know you.

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You're that comedian.

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- Ah, yeah.

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- You're funny.
You're really funny.

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- [Comedian] Uh, thanks.

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- Can you?

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Could you?

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Never mind.

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- Oh, what?

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- Could you do that
thing thing you do?

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- Oh.

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I'd rather not.

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- Okay.

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- Unless, you know, you
wanna give me a little...

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- What?

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- A little discount.

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- You want me to
give you a discount

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just because you do
some stupid joke?

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- [Comedian] Well, you're
the one who wanted.

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- Oh come, you won't just do it?

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- Oh God.

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Okay.

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- Okay. [chuckles]

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- Hubba Bubba Dubba!

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[Brittany laughs]

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- All the dumb things men do
to get laid, like talking.

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You wanna be sexy?

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Just shut up.

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Otherwise you run the risk
of telling us too much

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about your mother, or your wife.

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Don't get me wrong,

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gettin' laid is what
makes the world go 'round.

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It's an absolute
necessity for my business.

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Hey, who's wearing
too much aftershave?

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- What did you order?

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You must have some wine.

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This is my favorite,
1987 Chateau Margaux.

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I'll buy you a case,
send it to your house!

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Oh, [Emilio speaks in Italian]

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I see the people walking by.

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[Emilio speaks in Italian]

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- I got a stand-up
routine for you.

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- Really?

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- You betcha, you wanna hear it?

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- I kinda rather
you just show me.

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- Okay.

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You got the money?

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- Well, I thought you were
gon' give me a discount?

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- For what?

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- You know, the
hubba hubba stuff.

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- Oh, we didn't discuss that.

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- Oh yeah we did,

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Remember I specifically asked
if you'd give me a discount.

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- Did I agree to the terms?

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- Terms?

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- Did I agree, either
verbally or on paper

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to provide you with a discount?

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- Okay, [laughs] how much?

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- 500.

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- I can't believe you're
gon' charge me that much.

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- How much do you think
these things usually cost?

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- Look, what if I, say, gave
you, my, say, autograph?

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- How much is that worth?

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- I dunno, 400 or so.

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- Dollars?

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- Mm-hmm.

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- Your autograph isn't
not worth that much.

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You don't think I'm
worth 500 measly dollars?

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- I'm sure you are-
- Just because you're

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some big-shot
celebrity, been on TV,

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makes you any better
than me, okay?

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- [Comedian] Well. No one said-

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- I should charge you
extra, for the insult.

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- Look, I'm going home.

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- Fine.

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Your loss, buddy.

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- Somehow I'll survive.

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- You know, you're a
very disturbed person.

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- What?

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- That's why you come
to see people like me.

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- Oh, you my therapist now?

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- Otherwise, you'd
have a girlfriend.

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- Well, for your information,
I do have a girlfriend.

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- And you're cheating on her?

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With me?

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Oh my God!

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- You really are
nuts, you know that?

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- What did you say?

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- You are. You are really crazy.

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- I'm not crazy.

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- You get out of the way.

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- You take that back.

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- You get away from that door!

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- No.

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- The women. [Emilio speaks in Italian]

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Mostly the women.

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Wooh!

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[Emilio speaks in Italian]

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And in the morning, their hair
still wet from the shower,

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the women, so beautiful
and naked in their shower

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I live through
you, you know that.

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[Emilio speaks in Italian]

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[upbeat music]

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Oww!

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[both moaning]

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- Hubba Bubba!

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Oh my God.

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- Another fucking birthday.

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Feel the magic.

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[upbeat music]

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[audience wowing]

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[audience applauding]

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You guys all have
one thing in common.

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You're so damn funny to watch.

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Though I gotta say,

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turn 'em upside down,
they all look the same.

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It's such a guy thing.

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[sitar music]

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- I teach yoga.

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Breath of life.

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[Amber suppresses a giggle]

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- Women don't look
at men that way.

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We could if we wanted to.

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Hey, Brit, I need you to
spell me at nine, Okay?

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- Hot date?

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- None of your damn business.

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- You must have a beautiful
name or I will surely die.

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- Florida.

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- Florida!

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But why not Nebraska
or Carolina?

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Or Marina Del Rey

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I call you Marina!

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- Sure. Why Not.

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- Marina, this is more
sexy name for you.

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The water, the boats slipping
in and out of the docks,

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this is so much more sexy.

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Please, you will have some wine?

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- Just a diet coke, no ice.

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- No, you must taste this
wine, 1987 Chateau Margaux.

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- Diet coke, no ice. Thanks.

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So, what's your name?

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- Marcello. Mastroianni.

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- You don't happen to
have any mouthwash?

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Never mind.

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Never mind.

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Look, I know you've probably
heard this before, I'm married.

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I'm married.

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But.

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I'm just not a very good liar.

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She always knows when
I've snuck a Snickers

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out of the fridge,
or when I smoke.

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Boy oh boy, she
hate when I smoke.

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So she'd smell me. And you.

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Course, she's been
really busy lately.

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And I'm still young.

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You know in Europe, men
have wives and mistresses.

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(Sitar Music

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- I can do this for
one hour, 10 minutes.

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The Yogi Kutamanda,

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could remain in this
position for 48 hours.

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One woman died of
pleasure afterward.

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Died!

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So many orgasms, oh,
she could not breathe.

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- I mean, in Europe,
they sit around a café.

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You can't exactly do that here.

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I mean there's Seattle's
Best and Starbucks.

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I kinda like, you know, prefer
the chai latte at Starbucks.

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Sprinkles, and the
nutmeg they put on it.

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Did you know that
seven-year itch

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is a biologically-based
phenomenon?

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That deer and bears
and, you know, animals,

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they take seven years to
have and wean their young.

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And then they move on and
start a whole other family!

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They're like serial monogamists!

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[man sighs]

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So maybe I'm just in the
seven-year-itch part, huh!

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- Do it to me!

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[Paul panting]

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- Oh, yeah, baby, do it to me.

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[Paul moaning]

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Do it to me.

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Oh yeah baby!

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- Wait! Boston Bruins!
Boston Bruins! Boston Bruins!

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- I've only been
married, four years.

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But we dated for
four, no, five years.

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So I'm either too
early or too late.

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If you count dating.

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My therapist tells
me I need to have

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a fuller experience
of my masculinity.

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I guess he's just
trying to say that

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as men, we all make mistakes
and I should, you know,

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take my turn.

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- So what can I do for you?

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- What are my choices?

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- You know the choices.

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- Ah, tell them to me.
Is so much more sexy.

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[Emilio laughs]

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Ah, you women, on your knees
you have all the power.

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Should you ever stand,
we men are finished.

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- What you're paying, I can
go around the world with you.

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- Can you go around
the world in 450 days?

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- I can go anywhere
you want, baby. 750.

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- But if I already
know it's a mistake,

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then it's not really
a mistake, is it?

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Although there could be
ramifications I am not aware of.

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Which makes it a mistake.

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So, this is a mistake,
coming to you.

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Not that you're a mistake.

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Just, you know,
coming to see you.

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- Boston Bruins! Boston
Bruins! Boston Bruins!

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Whenever my Pranayama
breath begins to fail,

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I think of hockey, the
Boston Bruins specifically.

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- You know, maybe we should
get to know each other first.

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We could get some coffee.

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Maybe even take in
a play at night.

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At night, I forgot,
your prime time.

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So, maybe, you know, there's
this Italian film festival,

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Rosalini and De Sica.

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- Boston Bruins! Boston Bruins!

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Boston Bruins! Boston Bruins!

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- [Man] No, coffee,
coffee sounds better.

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Yeah, so we'll get some coffee

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and then we'll, whoa!

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- Whooo!

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- [Grace] I'm
taking these drugs,

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that make me feel like shit.

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Clomid, Myradol.

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And on the back here, it
says, "Symptoms may include

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severe headaches, mood
swings, nausea, hot flashes."

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I guess it makes being
pregnant downright pleasurable

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in comparison.

261
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:15,333
- How much money do you make
in one year? 200,000? More?

262
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,367
- Yeah. Good luck.

263
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:17,602
- You make less?

264
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:18,837
- Maybe.

265
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,006
- What if I could pay
you one million dollars?

266
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,575
- What, I gotta kill somebody?

267
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,412
- Oh my darling, so
much not killing.

268
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,582
- Yeah. This is getting
weird. I'm gotta go.

269
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,785
- Ah! A tough negotiator!
You must be a Capricorn!

270
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:34,620
- No.

271
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:38,457
So, are we on the
same boat or not?

272
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,494
Si, Madonna, you American
women, nothing fools you, yes?

273
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,329
- Yes.

274
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:46,798
Taurus.

275
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:47,666
- Ah, I knew it!

276
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,134
The bull.

277
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,504
Stubborn. But so sexy.

278
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,708
Aowwww!

279
00:12:56,709 --> 00:13:00,145
You are fiery. I
love this in a woman.

280
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,380
I will pay you 2000.

281
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,615
- I only want 750.

282
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,216
- No. That is for
the other thing.

283
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:06,584
I pay you to argue with me.

284
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,086
- 750.

285
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,988
- No! You must take the 2000.

286
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,457
- Yeah, okay you are whacked.

287
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,994
- This is perfetto!

288
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,195
- Oh!

289
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:19,564
Is this like the Kama
Sutra Indian shit?

290
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:23,068
- India? No way, sister,
I am from Pakistan.

291
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,305
- Oh, you guys from Pakistan
really know what you're doing.

292
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,908
Oh yeah, don't stop.
Don't stop! Don't stop!

293
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:33,244
- Boston Bruins, Boston Bruins.

294
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,079
- I'm out of here.

295
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:34,914
- Wait!

296
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,714
[Amber growls at him]

297
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,283
Where are you going?

298
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,218
Wait!

299
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:42,620
What did I do? What did I say?

300
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:43,855
You Western women,

301
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,658
you fuck like you are
shopping for vegetables!

302
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,493
- Oh, God.

303
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,396
I look like shit.

304
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,066
You know, we check
you guys out too.

305
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:58,536
Your butts, your
hands, your faces,

306
00:13:58,537 --> 00:13:59,871
we're scoping out
the whole package.

307
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:02,240
Something from the
prehistoric days.

308
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,175
Searching through
the whole gene pool,

309
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,845
trying to keep
the race evolving.

310
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,580
We may start out
looking for a good fuck,

311
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,784
but sooner or later we end
up looking for a good father.

312
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,153
Maybe that's why we end up
with versions of our own dad,

313
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,389
I don't know. [sniffs]

314
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,726
Hello, is Richard there?

315
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,129
Oh. Who are you, his wife?

316
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,666
His mother? [laughs]

317
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,769
What do you mean he's out of
town, he can't be out of town,

318
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:34,740
we had a very, very important
appointment tonight.

319
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,676
Well people don't
just go out of town,

320
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,412
they go someplace I mean.

321
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,382
Cleveland?

322
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,151
Nobody goes to Cleveland.

323
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:51,657
I'm sorry.

324
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,705
[Grace cries]

325
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:21,086
- So, I am blindfolded by
Magic Girl, okay thank you.

326
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,657
Okay! Can I just have the
cards, back. Thank you.

327
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:29,395
And I need somebody
to, pick a card.

328
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,964
And if you're raising
your hand, I can't see it.

329
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,198
[audience laughing]

330
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,199
I just assume you're
right there, go ahead,

331
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,302
tell me when to stop.

332
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,170
Before I'm done.

333
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,371
[audience laughing]

334
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:41,372
Okay, here we go.
Tell me when to stop.

335
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:42,308
- [Man] Stop.
- Okay, good.

336
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,876
Take the top card, please.

337
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:49,681
Do not show it to
me or Magic Girl.

338
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,917
[Magic Girl claps]

339
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:56,088
[audience applauding]

340
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,060
- Give me back my card.

341
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,372
- We also do a thriving
out-call business.

342
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,608
My employees don't offer much
in the way of conversation.

343
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,944
They let the clients
do the talking.

344
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:23,881
- Society invented love to try
to keep the family together.

345
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:25,083
Yeah, they want you to think

346
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,250
there's got to be some
kind of connection

347
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,986
between sex and the love thing.

348
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,254
But it just ain't
true. [chuckles]

349
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:33,358
No, I give you an example,
I mean I love to play golf.

350
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,226
But I don't wanna have
sex with my golf partner,

351
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:38,529
you know what I'm
sayin'? [laughs]

352
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,031
Man I'd love to
have sex with you,

353
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,700
but I don't know if I'd
wanna play golf with you.

354
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:46,070
Yeah, I got this Iowa deal
I've been working on for about,

355
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:50,108
oh maybe like five months,
something like that, you know.

356
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,577
If I could get that
baby to close, whoo boy!

357
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,212
We're talking champagne,
champagne for everybody.

358
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,381
Yeah, big old payday!

359
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,983
How much you usually
cost, anyway?

360
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,318
I mean, it don't
make any difference.

361
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,552
I mean he's gon' pay you,

362
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,021
and he's gonna pay
you well, you know?

363
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,756
I mean, I consult with
this guy, you know?

364
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,291
I am his consultant, you know?

365
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,428
Yeah, he you gon' like you.

366
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:13,164
We got ourselves a
little extra time here.

367
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:14,365
Great big old limousine.

368
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,301
Maybe you feel like
making yourself

369
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:20,004
a little extra cash
here, you know?

370
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,073
I ain't got a whole lot, I
didn't bring much with me.

371
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,943
But, hell, he's gonna pay
you enough anyway as it is.

372
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:27,846
The guy's got more
money than God.

373
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,050
It ain't like he's gonna catch
my hand in the cookie jar,

374
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,851
before his.

375
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,287
He's got everything.

376
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,892
How's about a look
at your breasts? Huh?

377
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,828
Yeah? I bet you could do one
of them wet-tee-shirt contests.

378
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,431
Whoo-hoo, yeah, I bet you could.

379
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,567
I went to one of them once
down in Cabo, whoo hoo!

380
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,738
I'm tellin' you wild, I
mean real wild! Yes indeed!

381
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,207
Them "Girls Gone Wild"
totally video things,

382
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,875
you know what I'm sayin'?

383
00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,077
I bet it's probably kinda tame

384
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,945
for what you're
used to though, hey.

385
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,447
Yeah!

386
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:03,915
I mean, an example of that
is, you're kinda short,

387
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,118
what are you, about 5'2",
something like that?

388
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:07,953
Is that right?

389
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,523
Yeah? [laughs]

390
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:16,327
I got an eye for height,
even with you sitting down,

391
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,829
I can check it.

392
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,098
Yeah check it out get it all
the time right there yeah.

393
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,000
I bet you'd be one hell
of a little spinner-fuck.

394
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,203
I bet you would.

395
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,872
I bet I could spin you around.

396
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,576
I bet I could spin you around
and make your head dizzy.

397
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:33,545
[horn]

398
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,812
- How come?

399
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:35,647
How come?

400
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,785
There's the leather furniture
and the pretty white girls

401
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,320
who ain't got no problems.

402
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,889
I cain't pay for none of that.

403
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,693
How come I can't fuck
the pretty white girls.

404
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,596
I gotta fuck some nasty
whore with syphilis

405
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:54,066
and gonorrhea and aids and shit.

406
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,969
'Cause George Bush he done it.

407
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:02,473
He put us over there
in Nam. I was there.

408
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,709
I saw everything.
They fucked up.

409
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,044
The brothers is all fucked up.

410
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:11,116
A whole generation of Black
brothers messed up in the head.

411
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,252
You ain't seen no
George Bush in Nam.

412
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,586
Huh?

413
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:16,754
Now where the fuck was he?

414
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,123
Hangin' out on daddy's farm,

415
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:24,129
that's where, MPs patrollin'
the oil fields. [coughs]

416
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:30,868
George Bush... and
that Watergate thing.

417
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:33,271
Now, he the president

418
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,974
and I'm needin' 55 cent
more for a cheeseburger.

419
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,043
That shit is...

420
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,713
How much you gon' cost? Huh?

421
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,684
You are skanky, girl, you are
one skanky mo' fuckin' bitch.

422
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,519
Oh.

423
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,957
I can't say bitch now, can I?

424
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:58,996
I just wanna know, 'cause I
go up and down these streets,

425
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,464
'cause I'm cold, see?

426
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,867
And there's all
these pretty people,

427
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,137
and I'm thinkin', what happened?

428
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,874
What happened to Love and Peace?

429
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,610
Where'd those hippies go off to?

430
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,780
They all just keel over and die?

431
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,282
Naw! They around.

432
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:21,819
They just cut their hair,
put on their good suits,

433
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:25,390
stash their jeans and beads
and sewed up their pockets.

434
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,492
They voted for George Bush.

435
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,228
I mean, where'd
those hippies go?

436
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,264
Not to the Nam,
that's for damn sure.

437
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:36,300
Only black men and
spics and shit.

438
00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:40,539
One or two crackers in there
too, but mostly it was us.

439
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,275
And now they back.

440
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,445
Them white folk,
they got their BWM's

441
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,381
and their leather furniture

442
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,820
and Yankee baseball
hats and warm coats.

443
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,923
The love generation!

444
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:00,425
They love they selves.

445
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,664
- Number one, have
you ever paid for sex?

446
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:09,600
Number two, was it good? Very
good? Dreamlike? Horrendous?

447
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,068
Crash and burn?

448
00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:12,536
Number three, have you ever
worked in a whorehouse?

449
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,171
Number four, have you ever
taken part in group sex?

450
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,374
Number five, have you ever
performed magic tricks in public?

451
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,576
Number six, have you ever
performed in a dog-and-pony act?

452
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,678
Number seven, what does
this remind you of?

453
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:23,080
Number eight, are you having
sexual fantasies right now?

454
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:24,582
Number nine,

455
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,683
who is the object of your
sexual fantasies right now?

456
00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:27,184
- Wait, wait, wait.

457
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:28,120
- [Female Scientist] Look at
the following photographs,

458
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,054
would you pay to have sex with-

459
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,288
- Can I have a moment here?

460
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,455
- Sure. You need
a glass of water?

461
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,757
- Okay.

462
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,427
[knock on door]

463
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:41,733
- Come on in.

464
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,469
Get me a drink, would you?

465
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,004
Vodka martini if you
know how to make it.

466
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:47,873
I'll be right back.

467
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:49,941
- Hi, I'm Sal.

468
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,211
- Where are we?

469
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:57,114
- It's your hotel room.

470
00:21:57,115 --> 00:22:01,052
- No, I mean, what's the plan.

471
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,420
How does all this work?

472
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,922
- It's $300 for the hour.

473
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,291
- Good lord, it's
more than my facial.

474
00:22:07,292 --> 00:22:08,126
- Yeah.

475
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,463
But this'll get those
blood vessels circulating.

476
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,333
It's $300.

477
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,002
- I know but God.

478
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,678
Where are you going?

479
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,182
- I don't negotiate on price.

480
00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:32,818
- Not even if I...

481
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,523
- That's $400.

482
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:43,527
- Oh. Well, let's just
stick to the basics.

483
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,396
- [Sal] Good.

484
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:45,197
- You take a check?

485
00:22:46,231 --> 00:22:47,032
- Would you?

486
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,135
- I guess not.

487
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,003
Turn around.

488
00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:55,539
[Sal laughs]

489
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,308
- All right.

490
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,314
- I mean, turn
and face the wall.

491
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,050
- Okay.

492
00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:26,538
Okay. Here.

493
00:24:09,314 --> 00:24:10,648
- Thanks.

494
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:12,317
- Shall we continue?

495
00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:14,920
- Okay.

496
00:24:15,887 --> 00:24:17,055
Is it hot in here?

497
00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:20,225
- I'm feeling a
little warm myself.

498
00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:36,675
When was your first ejaculation?

499
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:43,414
- Somehow I expected a
little romance in the deal.

500
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,950
- Romance'll cost you $500.

501
00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:47,251
- The market rate?

502
00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:48,486
[Sal chuckles]

503
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,754
- Let me tell you,
you're lucky at 500.

504
00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:51,590
- [Nancy] Really?

505
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:52,656
- Yes.

506
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,192
Senior prom, I took this girl,

507
00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:58,329
set me back $750 by
the time we were done.

508
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,964
And that was high school.

509
00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:00,832
- Did you score?

510
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:06,738
- Yeah, I scored. I always
score when I want to.

511
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:09,173
- Well then.

512
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,942
It looks as though you chose
your profession with care.

513
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:13,978
- Follow your bliss.

514
00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:16,280
Of course, if I
coulda done anything,

515
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:17,849
I'd've been a real estate agent.

516
00:25:19,050 --> 00:25:21,485
- That's not so hard.
You could do that now.

517
00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:22,953
- What? Between tricks.

518
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:26,090
- Sure. Kind of a
work-study program.

519
00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:28,259
You could build your
clientele that way.

520
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,760
- I can't add.

521
00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:30,961
- What?

522
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,730
- I can't add to save my life.

523
00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:35,799
But I was really good
at geography, though.

524
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,402
- Going around the
world your specialty?

525
00:25:38,403 --> 00:25:39,237
- No, really.

526
00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:44,109
Magellan... he's my hero.

527
00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:47,778
It took balls to do what he did.

528
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,281
- Yeah, what was that?

529
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:53,417
- Everyone remembers
Columbus, right?

530
00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:56,620
Magellan, boom! Way more cool.

531
00:25:56,621 --> 00:25:58,356
Magellan circumnavigated
the globe.

532
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,891
- Circumnavigated?

533
00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:04,862
- Yeah, went around the
world, in a boat in 1522.

534
00:26:04,863 --> 00:26:07,998
Now, considering everyone else
thought the world was flat,

535
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:11,869
Magellan, this guy. He's like
Kobe or Shaq or something.

536
00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:13,103
I mean, think about it,

537
00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,739
no refrigerators, no
telephones, no GPS,

538
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,141
no radar, no electri-

539
00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:20,712
- We're not here for a
geography lesson, are we? Sal.

540
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,883
- I think there's some
exploring I can do.

541
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:40,764
- Ever had sex with a
partner of the same sex?

542
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,067
Ever had a partner of no sex?

543
00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,002
- Wait, what does that mean?

544
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,436
- Have you ever had no sex?

545
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,472
- Do you mean, have
I ever been celibate?

546
00:26:48,473 --> 00:26:49,975
- How often do you masturbate?

547
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,612
[man laughs, embarrassed]

548
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,113
- Can I just write these down?

549
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:58,182
- The purpose of this study
is to monitor the physical

550
00:26:58,183 --> 00:26:59,917
and physiological
responses to verbal

551
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:01,619
as well as visual stimuli.

552
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:05,056
- But I'm embarrassed.

553
00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:07,024
- I think that's evident.

554
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,827
- Can't we just skip this part?

555
00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:10,662
- Fine.

556
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,501
- Do I still get paid the $200?

557
00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:19,536
- You haven't completed
the questionnaire.

558
00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:20,738
- [Man] But I-
- You must complete the

559
00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,540
questionnaire or the
data will be incomplete.

560
00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,877
- How many more questions?

561
00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:28,647
- Just five.

562
00:27:31,182 --> 00:27:32,549
- Can't you just
write them down?

563
00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:34,551
- No. But I can whisper
them if you'd like.

564
00:27:34,552 --> 00:27:37,955
- But no one's in the room.

565
00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:39,324
- You know, watching.

566
00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,126
- People been watching us?

567
00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:43,727
- Of course. It is
a study, after all.

568
00:27:43,728 --> 00:27:45,262
NSF isn't going to fund research

569
00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:47,331
on the effects of socio-sexual
behavioral patterns

570
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,532
without empirical data.

571
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,167
- You mean, scientists
are watching us?

572
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,770
- Oh yeah, and video.
Electroencephalograms.

573
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:54,939
That's why the wires and all.

574
00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:00,644
- Maybe you'd better whisper.

575
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:01,446
- Okay.

576
00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:07,819
- Let's just not talk, okay?

577
00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:11,122
- Who's talking?

578
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:14,459
- Oh, okay.

579
00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:18,129
- Besides it wasn't
me yammering anyway.

580
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:19,831
- What was that?

581
00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:20,931
- Nothing.

582
00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:22,633
- Did you just say, yammering?

583
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,369
That I'm yammering? Me?

584
00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:27,805
- I just want to make
you happy, honey.

585
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:30,775
- Don't you honey me,
Sal. You yammerer.

586
00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:34,578
- [Sal] Oh here we go.

587
00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:35,647
- Here we go, what?

588
00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:39,249
- Hey. Let's just drop it, okay?

589
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,719
- Oh, yeah you
wanna just drop it?

590
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,854
Next thing you know you'll
be trying to take it back.

591
00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:45,355
- I do. I take it back.

592
00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,357
- Well you can't just take
it back! It's been said!

593
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:48,559
- All right, you know what?

594
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,094
I don't have to
listen to this crap.

595
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,663
- Oh, excuse me but
who exactly is paying

596
00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:53,831
for this little date?

597
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,100
This big romantic fuck?

598
00:28:56,101 --> 00:28:57,936
- Looks like me in
that special way.

599
00:29:04,542 --> 00:29:05,410
- Get outta here.

600
00:29:07,278 --> 00:29:11,750
Get your clothes and get out.

601
00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:15,953
- There's a little settling up
that we gotta do first, lady.

602
00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:17,354
- We've have nothing to settle.

603
00:29:17,355 --> 00:29:19,823
- It's $350 for the date.

604
00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:21,592
- This is no date.
This is not a date.

605
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,093
- Yes it is.

606
00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,928
- And you said 300 before,
when did it become 350?

607
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:29,867
- It's 300 for the fuck,
an extra 50 because you...

608
00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,236
touched my clothes!

609
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,977
- I don't owe you one red cent.

610
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:47,352
- Usually we just
start breaking things

611
00:29:51,055 --> 00:29:53,157
until you decide to cooperate.

612
00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,626
- You break one thing and
I'll see you in court.

613
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,261
- You're gonna sue me?

614
00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:59,396
Why don't you just
give me the extra $50

615
00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:00,998
and I'll get out of your hair.

616
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:02,533
- No.

617
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:03,368
- Gimme the money!

618
00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:04,202
- Put that down.

619
00:30:04,202 --> 00:30:05,036
- The money!

620
00:30:05,036 --> 00:30:05,970
- I know karate.

621
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,471
- Gimme the fuckin' money!

622
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,006
[Sal groans]

623
00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:10,374
- You almost broke this vase!

624
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,309
- Oh, fuck!

625
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:15,412
Oh, you broke my fucking balls!

626
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:16,247
- Okay!

627
00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,248
Okay, just quiet down.

628
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:19,683
- Oh, you really do know karate!

629
00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:21,185
Here. Just put this on it.

630
00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:23,854
- Ah Jesus Christ! Is that ice?

631
00:30:23,855 --> 00:30:25,956
- That's what you use to
keep the swelling down.

632
00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:30,027
- Oh.

633
00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:33,597
Oh God.

634
00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:35,032
Oh.

635
00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:40,004
- Oh my God.

636
00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:45,176
Oh my God.

637
00:30:46,077 --> 00:30:49,479
Oh my God.

638
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,248
Oh my God.

639
00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:53,685
Oh my God.

640
00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:57,322
[man moaning]

641
00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:01,392
[timer dings, stops]

642
00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:23,348
Maybe I could call
you some time?

643
00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:25,415
- What?

644
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:28,052
- I'd like to ask
you out, a date.

645
00:31:29,087 --> 00:31:30,654
- Dinner? A movie?

646
00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,155
- Yeah.

647
00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:32,991
- I'm married.

648
00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:34,692
- Oh.

649
00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,160
Oh.

650
00:31:37,161 --> 00:31:40,264
Does your husband know
what you do for a living?

651
00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,734
- My husband's the lead
scientist on this project.

652
00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:45,536
- So,

653
00:31:48,973 --> 00:31:53,243
he's gonna watch our interview?

654
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:56,580
- He's been watching the
entire interview, right there.

655
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,482
He's a scientist.

656
00:32:05,456 --> 00:32:07,525
Thank you for
participating in our study.

657
00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:28,912
- You're good.
You are very good.

658
00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:29,914
Just doing my job.

659
00:32:31,516 --> 00:32:32,350
- I'll say.

660
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,094
- You are one looney
chick, you know that?

661
00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:46,463
- I don't think anyone's
ever called me that before.

662
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,131
- What, looney?

663
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,034
All they gotta do
is look at you lady.

664
00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:54,605
- It's just, I'm the
CEO of my company.

665
00:32:56,774 --> 00:33:00,177
And nobody would dare
call me a looney chick.

666
00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:03,613
- Hey, I gotta go
to the hospital.

667
00:33:03,614 --> 00:33:06,817
[man groaning]

668
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,251
My balls are gonna fall off.

669
00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:09,087
- I'll drive you.

670
00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:09,921
- No, no, no-

671
00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:11,421
- I'll drive you.

672
00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:13,457
I hurt you, the least I can
do is get you to the hospital.

673
00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:16,894
[man continues groaning]

674
00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:21,699
- This has been some date, huh.

675
00:33:27,572 --> 00:33:28,973
- Maybe we can reschedule.

676
00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:32,709
- You wanna what?

677
00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:34,811
- You know, maybe when
you're feeling better.

678
00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:36,948
- Like some time next November?

679
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:41,218
- I used to have this friend.

680
00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:42,487
We'd, you know.

681
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,157
We called ourselves
fuck buddies.

682
00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:49,026
- You mean that he knew you

683
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,062
and he still wanted
to have sex with you?

684
00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:54,031
- I come to town pretty often.

685
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,233
We could be fuck buddies.

686
00:33:58,236 --> 00:34:02,339
- Excuse me, this, is
how I make my living.

687
00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:04,474
- Oh, I'll pay you.

688
00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:05,443
Money is no object.

689
00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:08,646
- What?

690
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:14,418
That's not what you said
just a few minutes ago.

691
00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:15,286
- Oh, I know.

692
00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:17,288
I was just.

693
00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:24,295
I'm sorry.

694
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:29,800
- Wow.

695
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:30,635
- What?

696
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,307
- I'll bet you don't
apologize much.

697
00:34:38,776 --> 00:34:39,610
- No.

698
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,884
- Thank you. The ice helped.

699
00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:55,092
- It's cold. And wet.

700
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,195
[Sal chuckles]

701
00:34:58,196 --> 00:34:59,997
- I wanna start
over with the date.

702
00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:14,212
- I thought you said
romance would cost extra.

703
00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:16,481
- Next time.

704
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,554
- Whatever you say, baby.

705
00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:31,596
- You wait.

706
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:33,763
You just wait.

707
00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:37,135
I close that damn
Iowa deal, yeah.

708
00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:40,537
That Iowa deal, we talkin
champagne, champagne

709
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:41,372
for everybody.

710
00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:42,639
You just wait.

711
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,474
[audience applauding]

712
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:44,308
- Three!

713
00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:50,313
- This is four.

714
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:51,382
- No, three!

715
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:54,485
- Four!

716
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,319
[audience laughing]

717
00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:56,154
- Four!

718
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:58,489
- Okay.

719
00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:03,894
[gentle music]

720
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:07,165
- So, how much for a blow job?

721
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,335
A fuck?

722
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:15,173
Around the world?

723
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,376
Ah, that's a little
pricey for me.

724
00:36:20,211 --> 00:36:21,711
I'll just take the blow job.

725
00:36:21,712 --> 00:36:24,347
♪ <i>Moments moving across the screen</i> ♪

726
00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:26,016
- No, but.

727
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,186
- 'Cause actually, my wife, she
don't go down on me no more.

728
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,555
I mean she used to,
when we was dating,

729
00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:34,858
like a fucking vacuum cleaner.

730
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:38,863
We'd go to the movies,
make out in the back row.

731
00:36:40,498 --> 00:36:42,333
Oh, yeah, that's good.

732
00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:45,435
- [Grace] I know this
is kinda short notice

733
00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:48,538
but tonight I'm working
on this project.

734
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,839
- [Ralph] Suck it hard.

735
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:54,578
Yeah.
[dialing tone]

736
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:57,515
Once she went down
on me at the A&W.

737
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,152
- Cleveland.

738
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,255
- [Ralph] I'm comin'
and I turn, bam!

739
00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:06,724
There's my root beer float.

740
00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:12,362
Karen lifts her head, and
there's jizz all over her lip.

741
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:14,431
And the waitress, she don't
miss a beat, she smiles

742
00:37:14,432 --> 00:37:17,468
and says, "You want some
extra napkins with that?"

743
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,370
Oh man.

744
00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:22,505
- Austin was cool, very cool.

745
00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:23,407
Great in bed.

746
00:37:24,308 --> 00:37:25,775
But he was a poet, you know?

747
00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:28,979
- Oh, God save me from
poets. And guitar players.

748
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,947
- Yeah. He was moody.

749
00:37:30,948 --> 00:37:33,416
I never knew what mood
he was gonna end up in.

750
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:37,053
Oh God, he jumped out of a
window, tried to kill himself,

751
00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:40,023
ended up in a fucking
wheelchair, I forgot.

752
00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:41,224
Loser.

753
00:37:41,225 --> 00:37:44,395
- Oh man, we had
fun in the old days.

754
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:49,033
- Grace, you're gonna get
old just looking for lines.

755
00:37:50,334 --> 00:37:51,168
Stop.

756
00:37:53,971 --> 00:37:57,540
- It probably starts just
as Uranus and Jupiter

757
00:37:57,541 --> 00:38:01,544
go into Aries, Saturn
passes into Libra,

758
00:38:01,545 --> 00:38:04,681
and the sun and
moon cross Cancer.

759
00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:08,452
- I bought her flowers,
real nice flowers,

760
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:11,454
you think that makes
any difference?

761
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,123
- If we're lucky enough
to still be standing here

762
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:18,129
after all this massive
shit-storm currently raining down

763
00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:22,699
on the human population,
well then I say, sit back,

764
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,669
relax and enjoy the movie.

765
00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:28,072
- Have you ever been in love?

766
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:33,176
They was right about it,

767
00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:35,578
It hurts to be in love.

768
00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:38,249
It hurts so much.
- You want some more?

769
00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:41,519
- I'll kill 'em both.

770
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:46,523
I'll find out where they are,
which goddamn motel they're in

771
00:38:46,524 --> 00:38:49,359
and put a bullet in their heads!

772
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,428
- I'll suck cock and
take it up the ass

773
00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:52,830
for the right dollar figure.

774
00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:55,266
'Cause none of this matters.

775
00:39:00,438 --> 00:39:02,306
- Hey, hey, come on,
come on, come on.

776
00:39:06,944 --> 00:39:08,678
Let's try again, all right?

777
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:11,382
- Not when you look at the
night sky with a telescope.

778
00:39:13,784 --> 00:39:14,984
- Here's more.

779
00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:16,120
Is all I got.

780
00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,289
- See, I got this telescope.

781
00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:22,258
And last night, I looked
up and I saw a galaxy

782
00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:24,362
50 million light years away.

783
00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:27,664
I'm looking at light
particles that left their home

784
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:30,567
50 million years ago!

785
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:33,503
So don't try to tell
me any of this matters.

786
00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:36,974
Except maybe a good
laugh. And a good fuck.

787
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:54,825
♪ <i>Watching and waiting for
this movie in the dark</i> ♪

788
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,762
- Hey, hey, turn
around. Turn around.

789
00:39:58,763 --> 00:40:03,768
♪ <i>Time slowly, fading while
the actors play their part</i> ♪

790
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,008
[melancholy music]

791
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:21,752
♪ <i>Time slowly, fading while
the actors play their part</i> ♪

792
00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:26,657
[audience applauding]

793
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,864
- Oh no, this is not good.

794
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,133
I've got to go teach a class.

795
00:40:37,668 --> 00:40:38,436
Oh.

796
00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,909
Oh, that is not good.

797
00:40:47,411 --> 00:40:48,845
- All right what number's this?

798
00:40:48,846 --> 00:40:50,413
- Six!
- No, it's seven!

799
00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:51,981
- No, six!
- It's seven!

800
00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:53,383
I need to borrow a ring from
someone in the audience.

801
00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,719
Any kind of a ring?
Wedding ring? Anything?

802
00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:57,888
Okay, if you don't
give me a ring,

803
00:40:57,889 --> 00:40:59,289
we can't go to intermission.

804
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,458
Well, last trick
before intermission!

805
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,393
Come on now. Great.

806
00:41:02,394 --> 00:41:03,593
Okay! Beautiful! Here's a ring!

807
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:05,295
Now watch very carefully
as I take the ring,

808
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:06,930
put it on my finger,
throw it in the air,

809
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:09,365
like so, it disappears,
reach in my back pocket,

810
00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:12,902
and there, on my
zipped-up key ring case,

811
00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:16,573
is a bunch of keys, and a
ring, is this your ring, Ma'am?

812
00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:17,408
- [Woman] Yeah!

813
00:41:17,409 --> 00:41:18,843
- Okay good, you happy?

814
00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:23,313
It's intermission!

815
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:24,681
Get some milk and cookies okay?

816
00:41:24,682 --> 00:41:26,617
Get something to drink.

817
00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:38,695
Vodka.

818
00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:40,598
- I thought you weren't
drinking during shows.

819
00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:45,068
- What? I have to, like,
pass a test to get a drink?

820
00:41:45,069 --> 00:41:45,836
- Get out!

821
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:48,905
- What, I just want a drink.

822
00:41:48,906 --> 00:41:52,108
- Go back to the casino.
They've got six bars there.

823
00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:52,910
- Grace, c'mon.

824
00:41:54,078 --> 00:41:54,845
- Go away.

825
00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:57,414
- I just want one fucking vodka.

826
00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:01,852
- Behave?

827
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,021
- Yeah.

828
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:11,060
- What are you in
such a good mood for?

829
00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:13,129
- Why are you such a shit?

830
00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:14,564
- I hate my job.

831
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:15,599
What's your excuse?

832
00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:20,938
- I got dumped by some asshole
for a trip to Cleveland.

833
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,807
- A big date?

834
00:42:24,808 --> 00:42:25,976
- None of you business.

835
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,511
Why don't you just quit?

836
00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:30,947
- Why don't you
get another date?

837
00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:31,782
- Point taken.

838
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:36,921
Is it the gig, or the city?

839
00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:45,029
- I just wanna move on with
my fucking life somehow,

840
00:42:45,663 --> 00:42:46,030
and I just,

841
00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:48,665
I don't know how.

842
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:49,633
- Can't go forward.

843
00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:52,102
- Can't go back.

844
00:42:55,806 --> 00:42:57,908
- I know. [chuckles]

845
00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:02,646
I had this date
tonight with Richard.

846
00:43:04,114 --> 00:43:07,384
I figured he's alone, I'm
alone, we'd get together.

847
00:43:09,053 --> 00:43:12,355
I even took these
drugs, fertility drugs,

848
00:43:12,356 --> 00:43:13,757
they made me feel like shit.

849
00:43:15,192 --> 00:43:18,695
- What? You want to have
a baby with this guy?

850
00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:19,997
- That's the general idea.

851
00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:25,069
- Wow! Congratulations.

852
00:43:26,236 --> 00:43:29,173
- No, no, it didn't work out.

853
00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:33,110
I had this list, you know?

854
00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:37,348
Brains, looks, the
whole genetic alphabet.

855
00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:39,550
Richard was the guy.

856
00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:42,052
It was supposed to be tonight.

857
00:43:44,555 --> 00:43:45,555
- Oh.

858
00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:46,723
What he just left?

859
00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:48,257
- Yeah.

860
00:43:48,258 --> 00:43:50,026
To Cleveland. [laughs]

861
00:43:50,027 --> 00:43:52,429
What's in Cleveland,
huh? Nothing.

862
00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:57,234
You ever think about kids?

863
00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:01,070
- Think about them? I
work with them every day.

864
00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:03,741
- No, I mean about having, kids.

865
00:44:08,545 --> 00:44:12,282
- No. They're too
self-centered and spoiled.

866
00:44:13,717 --> 00:44:16,452
And there's only room for
one of those in my life.

867
00:44:16,453 --> 00:44:18,555
- You could learn, to
be less self-centered.

868
00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:21,125
- Sorry.

869
00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:26,497
I guess I've just done too
many shows or something.

870
00:44:28,766 --> 00:44:29,932
Besides, I don't
wanna bring a kid

871
00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:31,602
into a world this fucked up.

872
00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:33,470
- I know.

873
00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:39,375
Seemed to me to be the
greatest act of faith.

874
00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:44,114
You know, to try. Not
to give up. [laughs]

875
00:44:50,054 --> 00:44:51,587
- Right now it's
just a full-time job

876
00:44:51,588 --> 00:44:53,323
trying to figure
out my own life.

877
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,295
- You gon' go finish
your show now?

878
00:44:59,296 --> 00:45:00,197
[Jack sighs]

879
00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:01,231
- Yeah, I guess.

880
00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:07,204
Thank you for the, drink.

881
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:14,545
Hey, Grace.

882
00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:23,153
I used to love this one.

883
00:45:24,354 --> 00:45:26,356
First time I saw it, I thought,

884
00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:30,194
"That's why I got into magic."

885
00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:39,470
Well, it used to cheer me up.

886
00:45:41,672 --> 00:45:42,939
- Thank you for trying.

887
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,207
[Jack chuckles]

888
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:45,042
- Hey,

889
00:45:46,877 --> 00:45:47,778
come back later.

890
00:45:48,645 --> 00:45:49,646
If you feel like it.

891
00:45:59,556 --> 00:46:01,125
- So, what's gonna happen?

892
00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:05,996
Well, some say the
sky will open up

893
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:09,032
and rain fire down
upon our heads

894
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,368
the Lord will appear

895
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,472
and the blessed will
be taken into Heaven

896
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,175
and the damned into hell.

897
00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:21,545
In the Big FJ.

898
00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:24,081
Final Judgment.

899
00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:28,619
- Would you like a drink?

900
00:46:30,654 --> 00:46:33,957
Of vodka of course. [chuckles]

901
00:46:35,659 --> 00:46:37,627
I should have died years ago

902
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,229
from all the vodka that I drink.

903
00:46:42,866 --> 00:46:45,368
Do you understand
a word I'm saying?

904
00:46:45,369 --> 00:46:47,637
[man speaks in Spanish]

905
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,205
Of course not.

906
00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:50,374
How utterly delightful.

907
00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:52,042
- Happy.

908
00:46:53,243 --> 00:46:57,113
So glad to see you. Did
you get to my last gig?

909
00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:59,216
I left a message for
you with the doorman.

910
00:47:00,717 --> 00:47:03,220
It's okay, it was a
late night anyway.

911
00:47:04,087 --> 00:47:05,756
The piano was out of tune.

912
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:12,629
[singing] Oh no, they can't...

913
00:47:14,932 --> 00:47:17,967
I start playing tonight,
and just like that,

914
00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:19,903
just like that, I stop.

915
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:24,508
'Cause I forgot,
[laughs] the lyrics.

916
00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:27,410
I can't play the tune

917
00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:29,779
if I don't remember
the lyrics. [laughs]

918
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:30,881
So I stopped.

919
00:47:32,816 --> 00:47:36,720
My wife, that's her favorite
song, she loved that song.

920
00:47:38,055 --> 00:47:39,656
[singing] Oh no, they...

921
00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:46,796
Arigato.

922
00:47:46,797 --> 00:47:51,335
You know, we could
just talk awhile.

923
00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:56,640
- Yes.

924
00:47:58,041 --> 00:48:00,477
You look like a
bear, a dancing bear.

925
00:48:02,312 --> 00:48:05,448
You might rethink your
particular fashion statement.

926
00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:06,682
God knows I'm not judging you,

927
00:48:06,683 --> 00:48:08,417
it's just I believe the
clothes make the man.

928
00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,519
You could use some refinement

929
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:11,787
in some of your
choices here, you know.

930
00:48:11,788 --> 00:48:13,590
I know that we just met.

931
00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:17,294
Do you read, sir?

932
00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:19,930
Read, as in books?

933
00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:23,666
Yes, I do seem to have
quite a few of them.

934
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:27,070
I bring them along as
companions on my journey.

935
00:48:28,338 --> 00:48:29,538
I've read all of
these, so of course,

936
00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:31,675
the question would
be, what next?

937
00:48:33,510 --> 00:48:36,979
Reading can be something of
a savior when one's alone.

938
00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:38,214
[man coughs]

939
00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:41,985
Well, let me refresh your glass.

940
00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:46,056
You're not much a
drinker, are you friend?

941
00:48:48,525 --> 00:48:50,793
- This is some
window you got here.

942
00:48:50,794 --> 00:48:52,562
Hey, where are you
from? What city?

943
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:56,432
Let me guess, not
New York. [laughs]

944
00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:57,668
You got too sweet a face.

945
00:48:58,568 --> 00:49:02,538
I just heard a bit of an accent.

946
00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:06,776
Charming though. I just thought,
maybe Chicago or something.

947
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:07,744
- Chicago.

948
00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:09,845
- And the blond hair.

949
00:49:09,846 --> 00:49:13,082
- Blond hair. [laughs]

950
00:49:13,083 --> 00:49:14,918
- It look real nice on you.

951
00:49:16,053 --> 00:49:19,156
Your hair dresser
done a real nice job.

952
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,558
I like it blond better.

953
00:49:23,226 --> 00:49:25,729
My wife has dark hair.

954
00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:30,366
Well, now with the
treatments she's got a wig,

955
00:49:30,367 --> 00:49:35,172
but she's real pretty, even
with most of her hair gone.

956
00:49:41,411 --> 00:49:46,416
She was always worried that I
would go to a younger woman.

957
00:49:49,252 --> 00:49:52,022
I never did. Ever.

958
00:49:57,627 --> 00:49:59,963
Look at that building there.

959
00:50:00,864 --> 00:50:02,566
That's real old brick.

960
00:50:04,034 --> 00:50:06,136
You don't see that much anymore.

961
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:11,141
Looks kinda like a castle.

962
00:50:14,244 --> 00:50:15,779
That's a coincidence, isn't it?

963
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:17,948
Do you know what that is?

964
00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:21,250
That's the hospital,
isn't it? [laughs sadly]

965
00:50:21,251 --> 00:50:25,221
It is. I should've known.

966
00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:29,326
We're on this side of
the, I didn't realize.

967
00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:31,128
No.

968
00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:46,710
I don't wanna do anything.

969
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,815
I don't even know
why I come up here.

970
00:50:55,685 --> 00:51:00,123
You can keep the
money. Here's a tip.

971
00:51:17,874 --> 00:51:21,745
She was a real
funny kid, my girl.

972
00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:27,183
She would always
laugh at my bad jokes,

973
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:29,820
even after 20 times
me telling 'em.

974
00:51:31,388 --> 00:51:36,092
Why, just last Tuesday, just
Tuesday, just three days ago,

975
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,394
I got her to laugh.

976
00:51:38,395 --> 00:51:43,400
She actually laughed
which was hard

977
00:51:44,434 --> 00:51:46,636
'cause she was hurting so bad.

978
00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:54,644
[man sobbing]

979
00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:05,956
I have to go.

980
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:11,495
I have to go.

981
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:18,001
You take care.

982
00:52:19,903 --> 00:52:22,004
And be careful, 'cause
it's dangerous out there.

983
00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:23,806
And I'll bet there's
people out there,

984
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:27,443
there's someone out
there, worrying about you,

985
00:52:27,444 --> 00:52:30,847
thinking about you,
at this very moment.

986
00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:35,152
[gentle music]

987
00:52:36,786 --> 00:52:39,523
People dying every day.

988
00:52:49,633 --> 00:52:51,101
You take care.

989
00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:54,538
- But I think God's
smarter than that.

990
00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:58,775
I think He's gonna
sneak up on us.

991
00:53:00,577 --> 00:53:01,945
One day, He'll just show up.

992
00:53:03,246 --> 00:53:05,447
He'll have some
cleaning up to do.

993
00:53:05,448 --> 00:53:08,751
The air, the water,
certain politicians.

994
00:53:08,752 --> 00:53:10,853
But there'll be a time of peace.

995
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:14,124
Like we can take the race
out of the human race.

996
00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:17,627
Well, I gotta get
back to studying.

997
00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:21,564
Unless you've got some
more disposable income

998
00:53:21,565 --> 00:53:22,899
you wanna dispose on me.

999
00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:30,373
See, this integral calculus
needs time to sink in.

1000
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,542
I can handle the
one-variable stuff,

1001
00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:38,548
but the two-variable stuff
is one mind-bending fuck.

1002
00:53:41,985 --> 00:53:45,555
Hey, you got a handle
on integral calculus?

1003
00:53:53,163 --> 00:53:56,865
- Oh yes my, you do stay
in shape, don't you?

1004
00:53:56,866 --> 00:54:00,936
There must be something to this
gym-health-club craze, huh?

1005
00:54:00,937 --> 00:54:02,705
I find it a bit of a circus

1006
00:54:02,706 --> 00:54:04,273
with all the women
prouncing around

1007
00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:07,042
with their silly little outfits.

1008
00:54:07,043 --> 00:54:10,079
I don't hate women, I just
find them superficial.

1009
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,780
They lack substance.

1010
00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:15,351
Always wondered, what is
one to talk with them about?

1011
00:54:15,352 --> 00:54:17,186
My mother was a wonderful
conversationalist

1012
00:54:17,187 --> 00:54:20,189
but even she could be limited

1013
00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:21,991
in the breadth of her subjects.

1014
00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:24,194
I just will never understand.

1015
00:54:25,729 --> 00:54:28,063
Never will understand.

1016
00:54:28,064 --> 00:54:28,865
Yes.

1017
00:54:33,136 --> 00:54:34,570
Would you mind?

1018
00:54:34,571 --> 00:54:35,405
Yes.

1019
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,608
Do you ever get lonely, sir?

1020
00:54:39,409 --> 00:54:40,976
Lonely?

1021
00:54:40,977 --> 00:54:44,681
Do you ever feel, alone?

1022
00:54:49,419 --> 00:54:50,253
Oh, never mind.

1023
00:54:55,258 --> 00:54:56,926
Beautiful, quite,
quite beautiful.

1024
00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:03,333
Yes, so bovine, so diamond hard.

1025
00:55:04,768 --> 00:55:07,971
Youth always is, somehow,
so oblivious to it all.

1026
00:55:09,072 --> 00:55:13,776
Here you are, like
Michelangelo's "David."

1027
00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:18,782
And I do not mean the
dance club, friend. No.

1028
00:55:19,516 --> 00:55:20,150
I mean an artist.

1029
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,287
An artist who loved
the human form.

1030
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:27,590
It seemed to keep him going.

1031
00:55:32,762 --> 00:55:35,031
And you are beautiful.
Yes you are.

1032
00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:38,201
And I am drunk.

1033
00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:43,773
To Michelangelo.

1034
00:55:50,914 --> 00:55:51,748
Come here.

1035
00:56:02,425 --> 00:56:04,694
I am going to suck you dry.

1036
00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:12,702
- I love this one.

1037
00:56:13,837 --> 00:56:15,538
It's just so pure.

1038
00:56:20,443 --> 00:56:22,211
But I guess I'm kind of
inconsistent, actually.

1039
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:24,012
'Cause you know
all these tricks,

1040
00:56:24,013 --> 00:56:26,115
sooner or later
just become tricks.

1041
00:56:26,116 --> 00:56:26,950
Lies.

1042
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,653
Show me a trick, it's
like saying, lie to me.

1043
00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:33,289
Even this one.

1044
00:56:35,525 --> 00:56:38,127
If I keep doing it,
sooner or later,

1045
00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:39,462
I'm probably gonna hate it.

1046
00:56:41,664 --> 00:56:43,433
But I'm gonna do
it for you anyway.

1047
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:46,970
- You're supposed
to do this one.

1048
00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:50,139
- See, if I lie to you,

1049
00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:51,908
Magic Girl will tell
you that I'm sane.

1050
00:56:54,377 --> 00:56:57,747
But if I tell you the truth,
she'll tell you I've gone nuts.

1051
00:56:58,848 --> 00:57:00,350
- You're gonna blow this gig.

1052
00:57:02,118 --> 00:57:03,653
- Don't worry. You'll get paid.

1053
00:57:12,495 --> 00:57:13,963
The one-handed link.

1054
00:57:19,202 --> 00:57:22,439
It always worked so
well in the shower.

1055
00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:33,148
- Marina?

1056
00:57:33,149 --> 00:57:34,050
- [Marina] I'm sleeping.

1057
00:57:35,185 --> 00:57:36,685
- For this I pay you?

1058
00:57:36,686 --> 00:57:37,954
- No, for this.

1059
00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:41,758
- Ow!
- You pay me. [laughs]

1060
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,829
That was my union
break, Marcello.

1061
00:57:51,267 --> 00:57:53,902
- I thought you'd
never make the kiss.

1062
00:57:53,903 --> 00:57:55,404
- I woke up romantic.

1063
00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:57,706
- I could marry you.

1064
00:57:57,707 --> 00:58:01,243
- Make an honest woman of
me? Yeah, no thank you.

1065
00:58:01,244 --> 00:58:03,579
- Of course, you are right.

1066
00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:05,881
You know why I go to escort
service and not the date?

1067
00:58:05,882 --> 00:58:07,616
- 'Cause whores
know how to fuck.

1068
00:58:07,617 --> 00:58:09,718
- You are so direct, my darling.

1069
00:58:09,719 --> 00:58:12,621
But also, the women I date
want to marry me, for my money.

1070
00:58:12,622 --> 00:58:15,123
- Whereas I only wanna
fuck you for your money.

1071
00:58:15,124 --> 00:58:17,493
- Yes, my darling. You
are, how I say? Authentic.

1072
00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:18,962
This I love about you.

1073
00:58:20,630 --> 00:58:23,733
Come, what is your real name?

1074
00:58:24,634 --> 00:58:25,734
- I already told you.

1075
00:58:25,735 --> 00:58:26,669
- I do not believe you.

1076
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:27,903
- What's your real name?

1077
00:58:27,904 --> 00:58:28,771
- I tell you.

1078
00:58:28,772 --> 00:58:30,006
- No, you lied.

1079
00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:32,341
I saw those Fellini movies,

1080
00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,544
you are definitely not
Marcello Mastroianni.

1081
00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:39,015
Come on, what's your real name?

1082
00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:43,186
- Emilio Santangelo Tognoni.

1083
00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:46,990
And yours?

1084
00:58:47,924 --> 00:58:49,157
- Santa Lucia.

1085
00:58:49,158 --> 00:58:51,960
- Come on, I tell you
mine, you tell me yours.

1086
00:58:51,961 --> 00:58:54,162
- Marilynn Monroe.

1087
00:58:54,163 --> 00:58:56,965
- Okay, I pay you
1,000 to tell me.

1088
00:58:56,966 --> 00:58:58,367
- Really, $1,000?

1089
00:58:58,368 --> 00:58:59,368
- $100.

1090
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:00,702
- You said $1,000.

1091
00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:02,738
- I make mistake. My
English not so good.

1092
00:59:02,739 --> 00:59:04,973
- I just forgot my real name.

1093
00:59:04,974 --> 00:59:08,644
- Okay, okay! I pay you $1,000,
now you tell me your name.

1094
00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:10,078
- Let's see the bucks.

1095
00:59:10,079 --> 00:59:10,914
- After. Later.

1096
00:59:11,981 --> 00:59:13,448
- Now.

1097
00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:16,718
- Maybe we get one
more... [whistles]

1098
00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,053
For same price?

1099
00:59:18,054 --> 00:59:18,888
- Maybe.

1100
00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:26,495
- It's raining and I
can't get wet. [laughs]

1101
00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:27,330
- I'm sorry?

1102
00:59:28,197 --> 00:59:29,699
- It's all this sex happening.

1103
00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:33,336
- You're looking for a date?

1104
00:59:35,204 --> 00:59:36,039
- Maybe.

1105
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:40,409
- Wow. I didn't think...

1106
00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:41,611
- You didn't think what?

1107
00:59:42,812 --> 00:59:45,148
- You're the boss,
I didn't think...

1108
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:47,917
- Shut up.

1109
00:59:48,851 --> 00:59:50,420
Come dance with me.

1110
00:59:55,491 --> 00:59:57,626
♪ <i>I'm going crazy over you</i> ♪

1111
00:59:57,627 --> 00:59:59,028
I love this song.

1112
01:00:01,164 --> 01:00:03,933
Oh God, why didn't
I get married?

1113
01:00:05,969 --> 01:00:08,404
Not like I didn't have
enough guys asking me.

1114
01:00:12,976 --> 01:00:17,579
Hey, this is the happiest
place on earth, isn't it, Dave?

1115
01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:21,217
Disneyland's got nothing
on us. [chuckles]

1116
01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:24,087
Hey, Dave?

1117
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:28,523
You got any kids?

1118
01:00:28,524 --> 01:00:32,695
- It depends on whether
or not he's talking to me.

1119
01:00:34,931 --> 01:00:36,165
- What does he look like?

1120
01:00:38,001 --> 01:00:42,271
- Takes after his mother.
Good looking, not too bright.

1121
01:00:44,340 --> 01:00:46,909
- I bet that makes him
popular with the girls, huh.

1122
01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:48,745
- Oh yeah.

1123
01:00:50,446 --> 01:00:53,816
I guess that makes him the
smartest kid in his class.

1124
01:00:56,419 --> 01:01:01,324
So what room do you have free?

1125
01:01:03,993 --> 01:01:05,994
- Why don't we find out?

1126
01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:11,000
- Wow. Yeah.

1127
01:01:11,634 --> 01:01:13,936
[Grace laughs]

1128
01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:17,039
What?

1129
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:21,778
- I'm sorry.
[continues to laugh]

1130
01:01:24,981 --> 01:01:26,348
- What's so funny?

1131
01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,083
- Nothing, I...

1132
01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:31,688
[Grace continues laughing]

1133
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:36,459
- Bitch.

1134
01:01:46,269 --> 01:01:50,573
- Okay. Now, tell me your name.

1135
01:01:52,108 --> 01:01:52,875
- Kay Leonard.

1136
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,944
- No.

1137
01:01:55,945 --> 01:01:58,948
- Yeah. Kay Eleanor Leonard.

1138
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:03,452
- This name, not $1,000 name.

1139
01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:05,654
- Tough shit, buddy, you
agreed and I got the cash.

1140
01:02:05,655 --> 01:02:10,125
- No, I mean merely you are too
beautiful to have this name.

1141
01:02:10,126 --> 01:02:12,195
- I know. It's a dumb name, huh?

1142
01:02:13,029 --> 01:02:14,931
- You, Kay Leonard.

1143
01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:17,333
You have baby with me?

1144
01:02:18,267 --> 01:02:19,901
- What?

1145
01:02:19,902 --> 01:02:20,936
Are you nuts?

1146
01:02:20,937 --> 01:02:22,170
Get out of here!

1147
01:02:22,171 --> 01:02:23,371
- I want to have
bambino with you.

1148
01:02:23,372 --> 01:02:26,074
- Okay, do not joke
about this. I'm serious.

1149
01:02:26,075 --> 01:02:28,845
- I am serious too. Why not
you want to have baby with me?

1150
01:02:30,279 --> 01:02:32,481
- You not exactly breaking
down the doors of romance.

1151
01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:33,982
Just can it, okay?

1152
01:02:33,983 --> 01:02:35,217
- [Emilio speaks in a foreign language]
Is very romantic.

1153
01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:36,218
- Oh, you want me
to have your bambino

1154
01:02:36,219 --> 01:02:38,353
but you don't wanna marry me?

1155
01:02:38,354 --> 01:02:42,691
- No, because then is
sure way to kill romance.

1156
01:02:42,692 --> 01:02:44,760
- But it's okay for me
to vomit for three months

1157
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:47,195
and then drop some kid on his
head that looks just like you?

1158
01:02:47,196 --> 01:02:48,498
- Maybe like you too.

1159
01:02:49,932 --> 01:02:51,200
I pay you a lot of money.

1160
01:02:54,737 --> 01:02:55,505
- Okay.

1161
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:58,907
- What?

1162
01:02:58,908 --> 01:02:59,675
- I'll do it.

1163
01:03:01,177 --> 01:03:02,444
- You make joke, yes?

1164
01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:04,447
- I make joke, no
come on, let's go.

1165
01:03:05,915 --> 01:03:08,150
- What, now? Tonight?

1166
01:03:08,151 --> 01:03:11,253
- Yeah, I'm ready. And I'm
gonna be a great mommy.

1167
01:03:11,254 --> 01:03:13,088
You know as soon as I
get out of this place

1168
01:03:13,089 --> 01:03:14,356
and I get a house.

1169
01:03:14,357 --> 01:03:15,557
- Okay, wait!
- We need a four-bedroom house

1170
01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:17,058
so that my family can
come live with us.

1171
01:03:17,059 --> 01:03:18,560
- First maybe we talk. First
we talk. We talk. We talk.

1172
01:03:18,561 --> 01:03:20,162
- And I want a Volvo 'cause
they're really safe for kids.

1173
01:03:20,163 --> 01:03:21,663
- Of course. Oh, ow!

1174
01:03:21,664 --> 01:03:23,932
Yeah. Okay. Oh, no, no, no, no.

1175
01:03:23,933 --> 01:03:26,735
But first maybe we practice.

1176
01:03:26,736 --> 01:03:28,503
- What's there to practice, huh?

1177
01:03:28,504 --> 01:03:30,438
You're gonna take one of
those pre-natal classes?

1178
01:03:30,439 --> 01:03:32,842
Learn how to change
diapers and shit?

1179
01:03:37,747 --> 01:03:40,583
- You are such a
jokey girl, mami.

1180
01:03:43,186 --> 01:03:45,621
- Yeah. I'm a jokey girl.

1181
01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:49,525
And you are one weird dude.

1182
01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:56,499
- And I have money.
Lots and lots of money.

1183
01:03:58,768 --> 01:04:02,404
- You know it's a good thing
you know how to fuck. [laughs]

1184
01:04:02,405 --> 01:04:04,740
- Life, she is, how do you say?

1185
01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:08,411
Molto complicato. Si?

1186
01:04:10,012 --> 01:04:12,281
Yeah. Molto complicato.

1187
01:04:15,618 --> 01:04:18,688
- Already you begin
to learn Italian.

1188
01:04:26,996 --> 01:04:28,230
- 10!

1189
01:04:28,231 --> 01:04:31,399
[scattered applause]

1190
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,935
This is my last trick.

1191
01:04:33,936 --> 01:04:37,206
Watch carefully. When I'm done,
I'll tell you how it works.

1192
01:04:39,275 --> 01:04:40,976
- I can't believe I
turned down Lance Burton

1193
01:04:40,977 --> 01:04:41,878
to work with you.

1194
01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:50,352
- So. I've been
doing these tricks.

1195
01:04:50,353 --> 01:04:52,788
These lies, for
so many years now.

1196
01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:56,359
It started as an easy
way to meet women.

1197
01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:58,960
To get laid.

1198
01:04:58,961 --> 01:05:00,830
To control the illusion.

1199
01:05:02,031 --> 01:05:03,431
Funny thing about
the women, though.

1200
01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:06,001
They always wanted me
to explain the tricks.

1201
01:05:06,002 --> 01:05:08,036
You know, that's totally
taboo for magicians.

1202
01:05:08,037 --> 01:05:09,537
You never give
away your secrets.

1203
01:05:09,538 --> 01:05:13,476
But I figured, I was sleeping
with them, so what the hell.

1204
01:05:15,478 --> 01:05:17,680
I did it. I'd give
away the tricks.

1205
01:05:19,515 --> 01:05:20,815
And I gotta tell you
something, every time,

1206
01:05:20,816 --> 01:05:22,684
every single time,

1207
01:05:22,685 --> 01:05:24,719
they would get this
look on their faces,

1208
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:29,557
this look of
disappointment. [chuckles]

1209
01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:32,193
'Cause you're not just
telling them the trick.

1210
01:05:32,194 --> 01:05:34,730
You're telling them there's
no such thing as magic.

1211
01:05:36,132 --> 01:05:39,635
No perfect romance to
sweep them off their feet.

1212
01:05:41,070 --> 01:05:42,637
After that, it was
just a matter of time.

1213
01:05:42,638 --> 01:05:45,041
They would leave me,
or I would leave them.

1214
01:05:45,908 --> 01:05:47,109
Usually it was mutual.

1215
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,812
They could never get that
look of disappointment

1216
01:05:50,813 --> 01:05:51,881
off their faces.

1217
01:05:53,582 --> 01:05:55,150
So, now I want to find a life

1218
01:05:55,151 --> 01:05:57,252
that's not filled
with disappointment,

1219
01:05:57,253 --> 01:05:58,955
I don't care where,

1220
01:06:00,222 --> 01:06:02,792
just some place, authentic.

1221
01:06:04,026 --> 01:06:06,428
'Cause when you're in that zone,

1222
01:06:06,429 --> 01:06:08,898
and you're feeling authentic,

1223
01:06:10,232 --> 01:06:12,567
well, there's nothing
disappointing about it.

1224
01:06:12,568 --> 01:06:15,738
[audience applauding]

1225
01:06:16,772 --> 01:06:18,574
So this is my last trick.

1226
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:24,480
Forever.

1227
01:06:29,485 --> 01:06:31,287
Voi-fucking-la.

1228
01:06:33,122 --> 01:06:34,823
[audience applauding]

1229
01:06:34,824 --> 01:06:36,125
Hope you enjoyed the show.

1230
01:06:38,627 --> 01:06:41,696
Right. Right. I was gonna
tell you how I did the trick.

1231
01:06:41,697 --> 01:06:42,531
Well guess what?

1232
01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:45,701
I lied.

1233
01:06:47,036 --> 01:06:48,837
- I just couldn't
stay with Richard,

1234
01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:50,439
he's just such a shitty painter.

1235
01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:55,678
And Tom, lawyers,
what can you say?

1236
01:06:57,079 --> 01:06:58,480
- [Brittany] Grace!
Can you come down here?

1237
01:06:58,481 --> 01:07:00,081
- I'm coming!

1238
01:07:00,082 --> 01:07:01,850
There's Kelly, he's
a great businessman.

1239
01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:05,254
Very rich, very smart,
very successful.

1240
01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:09,924
Finally I gotta say, he's
just one shitty human being.

1241
01:07:09,925 --> 01:07:12,628
Mean, self-centered, no loyalty.

1242
01:07:13,662 --> 01:07:15,230
Short.

1243
01:07:15,231 --> 01:07:17,432
Too damn short for his own good.

1244
01:07:17,433 --> 01:07:19,668
- [Brittany] Grace! Get
down here right away!

1245
01:07:20,636 --> 01:07:21,704
- I am coming!

1246
01:07:23,105 --> 01:07:24,172
What?

1247
01:07:24,173 --> 01:07:25,340
- Surprise!

1248
01:07:25,341 --> 01:07:26,175
Happy birthday!

1249
01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:28,611
[indistinct]

1250
01:07:29,812 --> 01:07:30,646
- Oh.

1251
01:07:33,382 --> 01:07:35,850
- Oh come on.

1252
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:37,218
- Open it!

1253
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:38,987
Come on open it.

1254
01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:42,223
[indistinct]

1255
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:43,324
- Are these real?

1256
01:07:43,325 --> 01:07:44,160
- Yeah.

1257
01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:45,460
[all chuckling]

1258
01:07:45,461 --> 01:07:47,495
- Wow! You shouldn't have.

1259
01:07:47,496 --> 01:07:50,465
I haven't had a pearl
necklace in quite some time.

1260
01:07:50,466 --> 01:07:53,102
[all laughing]

1261
01:07:54,370 --> 01:07:55,204
- Hi.

1262
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:56,438
- [Keith] Hello.

1263
01:07:56,439 --> 01:07:57,439
- [Woman] Happy
birthday. [kisses]

1264
01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,007
- Oh, thank you.

1265
01:07:59,008 --> 01:08:01,009
Get back to work up there.

1266
01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:02,078
- Good night.

1267
01:08:03,646 --> 01:08:04,480
- Happy birthday.

1268
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:05,713
- Thank you.

1269
01:08:05,714 --> 01:08:06,715
- Thank you.

1270
01:08:08,851 --> 01:08:10,785
- What are you doing here?

1271
01:08:10,786 --> 01:08:14,189
- It's your birthday and I
got you a little something.

1272
01:08:14,190 --> 01:08:16,826
- Nice wrapping. [laughs]

1273
01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:19,662
Okay.

1274
01:08:24,867 --> 01:08:26,868
Our high school yearbook?

1275
01:08:26,869 --> 01:08:28,069
- Give it back, I'll get
you something different.

1276
01:08:28,070 --> 01:08:29,771
- No, no.
- Come now, no really.

1277
01:08:29,772 --> 01:08:30,939
- I want it.

1278
01:08:30,940 --> 01:08:32,273
Why?

1279
01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:33,775
- Well, I was trying to think,

1280
01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:35,009
what could I possibly get you
that you don't already have?

1281
01:08:35,010 --> 01:08:38,847
You know, me on a cop's
salary and you on yours.

1282
01:08:38,848 --> 01:08:40,081
- There's Jeff McEwen.

1283
01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:41,050
- And then I remembered

1284
01:08:41,051 --> 01:08:42,484
that you left school two weeks

1285
01:08:42,485 --> 01:08:45,186
before they gave the
yearbooks out, so, tadada.

1286
01:08:45,187 --> 01:08:46,988
- Bill Nowicki's right here.

1287
01:08:46,989 --> 01:08:49,825
- Yeah, I hear he's up
in Canada selling cars.

1288
01:08:51,627 --> 01:08:54,729
- Oh, Tammy Paul. I liked her.

1289
01:08:54,730 --> 01:08:56,965
- Oh, I hear that she died
actually, car accident.

1290
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:57,833
- Oh.

1291
01:08:59,935 --> 01:09:03,037
Alex Racine. He was a nice guy.

1292
01:09:03,038 --> 01:09:04,272
- He's gone too.

1293
01:09:04,273 --> 01:09:06,709
- Oh, gee Keith, this
is a really great gift.

1294
01:09:08,077 --> 01:09:10,545
- They're mostly still
alive, you just have to...

1295
01:09:10,546 --> 01:09:12,080
- Okay.

1296
01:09:12,081 --> 01:09:15,750
Oh, there she is, Miranda
Scanlon. How's she doing?

1297
01:09:15,751 --> 01:09:16,951
- Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.

1298
01:09:16,952 --> 01:09:17,786
- And the kids?

1299
01:09:18,754 --> 01:09:20,655
- Almost out of the house.

1300
01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:24,025
- Well if she's there, then
I bet you are right here.

1301
01:09:24,026 --> 01:09:26,528
[Keith laughs]

1302
01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:27,996
No, let me see.

1303
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,265
You were really cute.

1304
01:09:30,499 --> 01:09:31,634
Didn't we go out once?

1305
01:09:32,701 --> 01:09:33,768
- To the Senior Prom.

1306
01:09:33,769 --> 01:09:34,603
- We did?

1307
01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:37,006
- Gracie, you invited me.

1308
01:09:38,307 --> 01:09:39,208
- Oh yeah.

1309
01:09:40,676 --> 01:09:41,677
That was fun.

1310
01:09:44,914 --> 01:09:46,048
You were nervous.

1311
01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:51,085
- It was my first time, y'know.

1312
01:09:51,086 --> 01:09:52,353
- I don't believe that.

1313
01:09:52,354 --> 01:09:53,355
- You couldn't tell?

1314
01:09:55,391 --> 01:09:57,659
[both laugh]

1315
01:09:57,660 --> 01:09:59,727
- Whoo! You must've thought
I was some kind of slut,

1316
01:09:59,728 --> 01:10:01,530
sleeping with you
on the first date.

1317
01:10:02,998 --> 01:10:06,968
- No I'd say I had a bit of
a crush on you for a while.

1318
01:10:06,969 --> 01:10:08,204
- You never told me that!

1319
01:10:10,172 --> 01:10:11,273
- I was too shy.

1320
01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:14,242
You were this
really popular girl

1321
01:10:14,243 --> 01:10:15,643
and I was just this nerdy kid.

1322
01:10:15,644 --> 01:10:18,147
Lemme show you something here.

1323
01:10:20,816 --> 01:10:22,084
Voted "Most Beautiful."

1324
01:10:25,054 --> 01:10:27,656
[Grace laughs]

1325
01:10:30,025 --> 01:10:31,259
- Wow!

1326
01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:32,861
How long'd you have
a crush on me for?

1327
01:10:34,363 --> 01:10:36,097
- For a while.

1328
01:10:36,098 --> 01:10:36,899
- A while?

1329
01:10:38,167 --> 01:10:41,103
Bet you never got
over me. [chuckles]

1330
01:10:42,338 --> 01:10:43,105
- I never did.

1331
01:10:47,076 --> 01:10:47,843
- I'm sorry.

1332
01:10:49,011 --> 01:10:50,613
- Hey, there's nothing
to be sorry about.

1333
01:10:54,283 --> 01:10:55,817
- It's my birthday.

1334
01:10:55,818 --> 01:10:58,853
- Yes. Many happy returns.

1335
01:10:58,854 --> 01:11:01,390
[gently provocative music]

1336
01:11:02,591 --> 01:11:04,559
- I wanna show you
something. Upstairs.

1337
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,194
- What?

1338
01:11:06,195 --> 01:11:07,695
What do you gonna show me?

1339
01:11:07,696 --> 01:11:08,963
- Just relax, just
the music room.

1340
01:11:08,964 --> 01:11:09,798
- Wait, wait, wait.

1341
01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:11,032
What we gonna do?

1342
01:11:11,033 --> 01:11:13,434
- You ever give yourself
a really great gift?

1343
01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:14,669
- Yeah.

1344
01:11:14,670 --> 01:11:16,137
- Like what?

1345
01:11:16,138 --> 01:11:18,273
- Just last month, I got myself
a new pair of hiking boots.

1346
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:19,507
[both laugh]

1347
01:11:19,508 --> 01:11:22,578
- No, I mean, a
really great gift.

1348
01:11:24,313 --> 01:11:25,281
- You know, Miranda's
probably wondering

1349
01:11:25,282 --> 01:11:26,548
where I am about now.

1350
01:11:27,483 --> 01:11:28,784
- It's just this yearbook.

1351
01:11:30,486 --> 01:11:32,186
It's like we're psychically
linked or something.

1352
01:11:32,187 --> 01:11:33,088
Tonight it's so...

1353
01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:34,857
- You think so?

1354
01:11:36,225 --> 01:11:38,059
- I just don't know
how I missed you.

1355
01:11:38,060 --> 01:11:38,894
- You what?

1356
01:11:40,362 --> 01:11:42,430
- Missed. That you
were thinking about me.

1357
01:11:42,431 --> 01:11:43,866
Come here, let's go.

1358
01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:46,267
- Gracie.
- No.

1359
01:11:46,268 --> 01:11:47,102
- Gracie, it's just.

1360
01:11:47,102 --> 01:11:47,936
- No, come on.

1361
01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,103
- Wait a minute.

1362
01:11:49,104 --> 01:11:50,973
- This is my private room.

1363
01:11:55,711 --> 01:11:56,679
- Wow.
- So,

1364
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,447
did you ever fantasize about me?

1365
01:12:00,282 --> 01:12:03,485
- Well, no, not in
that way. [chuckles]

1366
01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:06,921
- What way then?

1367
01:12:06,922 --> 01:12:10,358
Well, y'know, I would see you
around town, or at the store.

1368
01:12:10,359 --> 01:12:13,429
Or up here, and I'd just wonder.

1369
01:12:16,865 --> 01:12:19,100
- What would you wonder?

1370
01:12:19,101 --> 01:12:21,769
- What it would've
been like for us.

1371
01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:23,304
Just, stuff.

1372
01:12:23,305 --> 01:12:25,473
- Like, sex?

1373
01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:30,479
- No, more like, uh,
marriage, and kids and stuff.

1374
01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:34,582
- Marriage?

1375
01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:36,184
- Well yeah.

1376
01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:38,187
- I've got to be
honest with you, Keith.

1377
01:12:39,054 --> 01:12:40,356
I'm not the marrying type.

1378
01:12:41,757 --> 01:12:43,658
- But I bet you
could learn to be.

1379
01:12:43,659 --> 01:12:45,193
- I don't think so.

1380
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:47,395
Never been able to spend
more than a couple months

1381
01:12:47,396 --> 01:12:48,197
with a guy.

1382
01:12:50,332 --> 01:12:51,400
I'm not that patient.

1383
01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:56,004
- Yeah, but you could be,
if you had the right guy.

1384
01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,074
- Oh, Keith.

1385
01:13:01,677 --> 01:13:03,044
Keith.

1386
01:13:03,045 --> 01:13:03,846
- What?

1387
01:13:06,749 --> 01:13:09,985
- I had this plan tonight,
I even took these drugs.

1388
01:13:10,953 --> 01:13:12,253
- Nothing illegal I hope.

1389
01:13:12,254 --> 01:13:15,124
- No. Fertility drugs.

1390
01:13:16,759 --> 01:13:17,693
- To have a baby?

1391
01:13:20,062 --> 01:13:20,896
- Yeah.

1392
01:13:21,830 --> 01:13:23,065
To have a baby of my own.

1393
01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:26,834
I made an appointment,
with this old flame.

1394
01:13:26,835 --> 01:13:30,405
I had this list of all
the men in my past,

1395
01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:34,910
trying to find, you know,
the right genes, for my baby.

1396
01:13:36,044 --> 01:13:37,211
- And they're coming
over here tonight?

1397
01:13:37,212 --> 01:13:40,581
- No. No. He couldn't make it.

1398
01:13:40,582 --> 01:13:43,885
Guess I forgot to check
on his dependability gene.

1399
01:13:43,886 --> 01:13:46,321
[both laugh]

1400
01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:50,893
You have such sweet eyes.

1401
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:54,096
- Do I?

1402
01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:56,832
Well, thank you.

1403
01:13:58,167 --> 01:13:59,535
- I had forgotten about you.

1404
01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:03,371
I was making these
charts comparing IQ's

1405
01:14:03,372 --> 01:14:06,307
and bank accounts and
the size of a guy's nose.

1406
01:14:06,308 --> 01:14:10,879
And I think all I really
need for my baby is.

1407
01:14:12,981 --> 01:14:13,816
- Is what?

1408
01:14:16,785 --> 01:14:18,554
- Sweet-eyed kindness.

1409
01:14:19,655 --> 01:14:20,956
You could give that to me.

1410
01:14:24,726 --> 01:14:27,462
I just want someone
to pass it onto.

1411
01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:30,299
Otherwise, it just
disappears when we do.

1412
01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:35,037
- I can't do this.

1413
01:14:35,038 --> 01:14:36,337
- Don't, why not?

1414
01:14:36,338 --> 01:14:37,805
Why not?

1415
01:14:37,806 --> 01:14:39,974
There are men here every night,
doing things with my girls,

1416
01:14:39,975 --> 01:14:43,277
married men, they don't
think twice about it.

1417
01:14:43,278 --> 01:14:45,980
- That's them, it's not me.

1418
01:14:45,981 --> 01:14:47,081
And this is different.

1419
01:14:47,082 --> 01:14:48,583
This is really different.

1420
01:14:48,584 --> 01:14:50,885
- You'd never have to see us.

1421
01:14:50,886 --> 01:14:51,887
No one would know.

1422
01:14:53,922 --> 01:14:54,990
- I would know.

1423
01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:03,664
- Our baby would have your eyes.

1424
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:05,300
- No, your eyes.

1425
01:15:07,536 --> 01:15:10,572
- Okay, my eyes. And
your strong hands.

1426
01:15:11,974 --> 01:15:12,875
Your goodness.

1427
01:15:13,809 --> 01:15:16,043
And my business sense.

1428
01:15:16,044 --> 01:15:18,179
- You are good at business.

1429
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,515
- And you were smart at school,

1430
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:24,886
so we'd have a strong,
smart, successful kid

1431
01:15:24,887 --> 01:15:26,822
with your hands and my eyes.

1432
01:15:28,023 --> 01:15:29,824
- This is getting
very complicated.

1433
01:15:29,825 --> 01:15:34,830
- No, no, baby. It's
simple. It's real simple.

1434
01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:38,133
'Cause I'm ready.

1435
01:15:39,067 --> 01:15:41,035
And you're ready.

1436
01:15:41,036 --> 01:15:42,304
And I want you.

1437
01:15:47,009 --> 01:15:47,976
- Miranda...

1438
01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:51,213
Miranda's...

1439
01:15:52,581 --> 01:15:55,050
Miranda's probably wondering
where I am about now.

1440
01:15:58,887 --> 01:16:00,622
- Yeah. Sure.

1441
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:03,492
Give her my best.

1442
01:16:06,795 --> 01:16:10,264
- I don't think that she would
appreciate me visiting you.

1443
01:16:10,265 --> 01:16:11,632
- Don't give her my best then.

1444
01:16:11,633 --> 01:16:13,869
It'll be our secret,
it's sexier that way.

1445
01:16:20,609 --> 01:16:21,443
Keith.

1446
01:16:22,744 --> 01:16:23,579
I'm sorry.

1447
01:16:37,993 --> 01:16:40,729
[Grace laughs sadly]

1448
01:16:42,331 --> 01:16:44,032
Now I feel like
shit for nothing.

1449
01:16:57,412 --> 01:16:59,982
[Grace crying]

1450
01:17:13,095 --> 01:17:13,929
- Hey.

1451
01:17:21,803 --> 01:17:24,206
I forgot you have brown eyes.

1452
01:17:26,441 --> 01:17:28,310
Such beautiful,
beautiful brown eyes.

1453
01:17:58,607 --> 01:17:59,441
- Oh fuck.

1454
01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:02,711
- [Nancy] I enjoyed
your show tonight.

1455
01:18:04,413 --> 01:18:05,646
- Good for you.

1456
01:18:05,647 --> 01:18:07,215
- Now is that any
way to treat a fan?

1457
01:18:11,053 --> 01:18:12,853
- You don't exactly
look like a fan.

1458
01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:14,956
- What's a fan look like?

1459
01:18:16,391 --> 01:18:19,326
- I dunno, let's just say
you look too sophisticated.

1460
01:18:19,327 --> 01:18:21,696
So what are you doing down here?

1461
01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:24,565
- I'm in town for a couple
days for a convention.

1462
01:18:24,566 --> 01:18:26,668
- Oh, I heard, a high
tech thing, right?

1463
01:18:27,836 --> 01:18:29,603
Well, you don't look
like a computer geek.

1464
01:18:29,604 --> 01:18:31,839
- That's the second nicest
thing you've said to me.

1465
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:33,641
- Well you don't. What are
you? Like a programmer?

1466
01:18:33,642 --> 01:18:36,510
- I'm, like, a CEO.

1467
01:18:36,511 --> 01:18:37,412
- You have any openings?

1468
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:38,547
I'm looking for a new career.

1469
01:18:39,781 --> 01:18:41,248
- For someone with
your people skills?

1470
01:18:41,249 --> 01:18:43,085
I'm sure we can
find you something.

1471
01:18:44,386 --> 01:18:46,455
- Sorry. You caught
me at a weird time.

1472
01:18:48,356 --> 01:18:50,959
[Nancy laughs]

1473
01:18:52,427 --> 01:18:54,495
Hey, did you know that the
origin of the word career

1474
01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:56,064
is actually of a journey?

1475
01:18:57,165 --> 01:18:57,999
A road.

1476
01:18:58,867 --> 01:19:00,568
The road we travel.

1477
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,803
- Construction ahead.

1478
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:05,139
Why don't you take a vacation?

1479
01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:08,843
- Yeah. I'd last about
two days alone on a beach.

1480
01:19:08,844 --> 01:19:10,212
- I managed four days once.

1481
01:19:11,446 --> 01:19:13,080
Can't be alone.

1482
01:19:13,081 --> 01:19:15,249
And I can't be with
someone. [laughs]

1483
01:19:15,250 --> 01:19:16,218
It's terrible.

1484
01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:21,523
So are you gonna miss it?

1485
01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:24,091
- No.

1486
01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:25,493
You know I counted them tonight.

1487
01:19:25,494 --> 01:19:27,128
The tricks.

1488
01:19:27,129 --> 01:19:28,729
This one, I never
have to do again.

1489
01:19:28,730 --> 01:19:31,832
I'm done with the rings,
done with the ropes,

1490
01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:33,134
done with the doves.

1491
01:19:33,135 --> 01:19:34,202
No offense, Ralph.

1492
01:19:35,537 --> 01:19:37,972
Finito all card tricks.

1493
01:19:37,973 --> 01:19:40,875
- I think it's brave of
you to quit like that.

1494
01:19:40,876 --> 01:19:43,410
- We'll see how brave
I am in two months.

1495
01:19:43,411 --> 01:19:45,279
Is that why you stayed?
To tell me that?

1496
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,149
- Partly. It's just,
you ever hear that joke?

1497
01:19:48,150 --> 01:19:49,450
- [Jack] What joke?

1498
01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:50,951
- You know.

1499
01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:52,553
Who do you have to fuck to
get out of the business?

1500
01:19:52,554 --> 01:19:54,488
- What business?

1501
01:19:54,489 --> 01:19:55,490
- Any business.

1502
01:19:57,759 --> 01:20:00,694
- Okay, is there a
punchline to this joke?

1503
01:20:00,695 --> 01:20:02,230
- No. That is the joke.

1504
01:20:03,431 --> 01:20:05,399
Who do you have to,
you know, to get...

1505
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,334
- To get out, who do you
have to fuck to get out, oh.

1506
01:20:07,335 --> 01:20:08,669
- Yeah.

1507
01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:09,504
- That's funny.

1508
01:20:10,906 --> 01:20:13,107
Could have used that one
in my routine tonight.

1509
01:20:13,108 --> 01:20:15,376
- Well, tonight you answered
that question for me.

1510
01:20:15,377 --> 01:20:16,410
- I did?

1511
01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:17,212
- Yeah.

1512
01:20:18,079 --> 01:20:19,481
The answer is, no one.

1513
01:20:20,515 --> 01:20:21,715
You don't need to fuck anyone

1514
01:20:21,716 --> 01:20:23,251
to do what you know
you need to do.

1515
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:26,655
- Glad to see I could help.

1516
01:20:28,557 --> 01:20:30,391
- So where are you going?

1517
01:20:30,392 --> 01:20:32,326
- I dunno, New York maybe.

1518
01:20:32,327 --> 01:20:36,598
- No, I mean, where are
you going right now?

1519
01:20:38,033 --> 01:20:39,800
- You want to get a
drink or something?

1520
01:20:39,801 --> 01:20:40,769
- I wanna get dinner.

1521
01:20:41,903 --> 01:20:42,671
- You buying?

1522
01:20:44,306 --> 01:20:45,540
- How 'bout we go dutch?

1523
01:20:46,474 --> 01:20:47,275
What's your name?

1524
01:20:48,944 --> 01:20:51,146
- Can't you read? It's
Magno the Magnificent.

1525
01:20:53,481 --> 01:20:54,249
Or Jack.

1526
01:20:56,418 --> 01:20:58,552
What's your name?
- Nancy.

1527
01:20:58,553 --> 01:21:01,356
- When I was a kid, I used to
have a crush on Nancy Drew.

1528
01:21:02,591 --> 01:21:05,125
- Hope I can live up
to your expectations.

1529
01:21:05,126 --> 01:21:06,827
- [Jack] You forget, I
am done with mystery.

1530
01:21:06,828 --> 01:21:09,897
And I have absolutely
no expectations.

1531
01:21:09,898 --> 01:21:13,468
As of tonight, I am a
blank slate. A tabula rasa.

1532
01:21:14,970 --> 01:21:17,404
- In that case, Jack, let's go.

1533
01:21:17,405 --> 01:21:18,773
I am starving.

1534
01:21:22,077 --> 01:21:24,111
- Don't get ahead of yourself.

1535
01:21:24,112 --> 01:21:25,814
- Right. Just dinner.

1536
01:21:37,792 --> 01:21:39,961
It's in case you get cold.

1537
01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:49,069
- [Grace] My God.

1538
01:21:49,070 --> 01:21:49,838
- What?

1539
01:21:51,806 --> 01:21:53,041
- What if it's a boy?

1540
01:21:56,344 --> 01:21:58,780
[gently provocative music]

1541
01:22:11,459 --> 01:22:13,761
[upbeat music]

1542
01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:16,831
- That's it, come
on in, have a seat.

1543
01:22:18,266 --> 01:22:20,501
Where's the fucking chair,
get her a chair, goddammit!

1544
01:22:20,502 --> 01:22:21,735
That stupid bitch
moved the chair.

1545
01:22:21,736 --> 01:22:24,238
Somebody ought to nail
the fucking thing down!

1546
01:22:24,239 --> 01:22:26,006
Why don't you make yourself
useful and get me a cappuccino!

1547
01:22:26,007 --> 01:22:28,742
Make sure it's hot, the
last one, fucking cold.

1548
01:22:28,743 --> 01:22:29,577
Hot!

1549
01:22:31,179 --> 01:22:32,413
Yes!

1550
01:22:32,414 --> 01:22:34,682
Your agent sent me your resume.

1551
01:22:34,683 --> 01:22:36,184
Where's the fucking resume?

1552
01:22:39,821 --> 01:22:41,221
You're very beautiful.

1553
01:22:41,222 --> 01:22:42,690
You must get a lot of
compliments around this town.

1554
01:22:42,691 --> 01:22:44,658
Lots of attention.
How tall are you?

1555
01:22:44,659 --> 01:22:47,995
Now with heels on, you're
quite, well, quite statuesque.

1556
01:22:47,996 --> 01:22:49,430
Of course, you know this
could be a slight problem

1557
01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:51,265
with our star.

1558
01:22:51,266 --> 01:22:53,500
He's a bit, well, short.

1559
01:22:53,501 --> 01:22:55,169
Practically a dwarf
in comparison to you.

1560
01:22:55,170 --> 01:22:56,670
On the other hand,

1561
01:22:56,671 --> 01:22:58,205
the scene is mostly of a
lying down nature, isn't it?

1562
01:22:58,206 --> 01:23:02,344
We'll just put a pin in the
whole, height issue, shall we?

1563
01:23:04,913 --> 01:23:07,082
Come on. Come on. Come on.

1564
01:23:17,692 --> 01:23:18,959
Beautiful dress you have on.

1565
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,661
Very elegant. Shows off
your legs quite nicely.

1566
01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:21,795
Is that your own hair?

1567
01:23:21,796 --> 01:23:23,163
I hope you don't mind my asking,

1568
01:23:23,164 --> 01:23:25,132
just these days with extensions,
you can't really tell.

1569
01:23:25,133 --> 01:23:27,669
[phone rings]

1570
01:23:31,539 --> 01:23:32,374
Hello?

1571
01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:35,042
Mother?

1572
01:23:35,043 --> 01:23:35,977
Yes.

1573
01:23:35,978 --> 01:23:38,213
Listen, can I call you back?

1574
01:23:43,385 --> 01:23:46,820
I'm in the middle
of working, mother.

1575
01:23:46,821 --> 01:23:48,656
I'll call you back, yes, yeah.

1576
01:23:51,059 --> 01:23:53,561
Yeah, yes, love
you too... Good-bye.

1577
01:23:54,562 --> 01:23:56,131
["kisses" the phone]

1578
01:24:01,436 --> 01:24:04,205
Well, let's have
you read, shall we?

1579
01:24:05,507 --> 01:24:07,175
[Amber laughs]

1580
01:24:08,610 --> 01:24:10,745
- How far do you
wanna take this?

1581
01:24:12,514 --> 01:24:13,348
- Excuse me?

1582
01:24:14,282 --> 01:24:15,883
- The director thing.

1583
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,552
That's cool, very cool.

1584
01:24:21,756 --> 01:24:26,761
Mr. Director, oh, I really,
really want this role.

1585
01:24:35,036 --> 01:24:37,705
- You are an
actress, aren't you?

1586
01:24:41,376 --> 01:24:43,044
- You did call
Grace, didn't you?

1587
01:24:44,446 --> 01:24:49,451
- Grace is your, uh... manager?

1588
01:24:53,388 --> 01:24:55,723
- Oh, I am really, really sorry.

1589
01:24:57,125 --> 01:25:00,562
There's no charge.
There'll be no charge.

1590
01:25:03,131 --> 01:25:07,569
- Actually, you really could be.

1591
01:25:10,805 --> 01:25:11,639
- Yes?

1592
01:25:13,475 --> 01:25:16,644
- Do you have any
problem with nudity?

1593
01:25:25,887 --> 01:25:26,988
- No problem.

1594
01:25:28,623 --> 01:25:29,557
No problem.

1595
01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:33,160
No problem here.

1596
01:25:33,161 --> 01:25:35,029
Oh, that'll cost you extra.

1597
01:25:36,297 --> 01:25:37,198
No problem.

1598
01:25:38,266 --> 01:25:39,334
I can handle it.

1599
01:25:44,205 --> 01:25:47,208
- Well, um, we could
meet up over there?

1600
01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:53,648
Say, after the day's
over, at my place,

1601
01:25:54,883 --> 01:25:57,217
learn a bit more about the role.

1602
01:25:57,218 --> 01:25:58,919
And you, I mean,

1603
01:25:58,920 --> 01:26:01,889
you really are quite
right for the part,

1604
01:26:01,890 --> 01:26:04,491
I just really would
need to read you.

1605
01:26:04,492 --> 01:26:08,095
I mean have you read
something [indistinct]

1606
01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:10,698
[upbeat music]