(Nick) The battle is reborn.
When the light comes up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the Old School meets the New School,
because united we wild out.
In this episode, Eric Bellinger
is brave enough to join the fight.
- Downloading team captain and performer Eric Bellinger.
(Nick) The future is lit.
You ready? It's time to wild out.
(crowd) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N,
Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- All right, y'all, everybody on your feet!
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheering and applause)
(all) Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n.
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Gotta give it up for DJ D-Wrek!
- Hey, what's happening, what's happening,
how are you doing?
- Y'all make some noise for the beautiful
"Wild 'N Out" goddesses!
(cheering and applause)
Still two teams battling head-to-head
to see who's the funniest.
It's the home of freestyle comedy,
and I've got a feeling my team's gonna win
'cause I be cheatin'!
And I'm a grown-ass man, the captain of Team Old School!
(cheering and applause)
Rip Micheals, Conceited, Jack Thriller,
Charron, JJ, Amber Diamond,
and the one and only Justina Valentine!
(cheering and applause)
That's my white girl right there.
- Yeah, you damn right.
- Now they're either talking about this one
or the one that's gonna be the captain of the New School.
Y'all make some noise for Maddy and the New School!
(cheering and applause)
Cortez, Santwon, Eman, Bobb'e J,
Mimi, Jessie Woo, Radio Big Mack!
Make way!
This is the white privilege episode!
Yo, Maddy's been killing it so much that
we had to make her a captain of Team New School.
- Let's go! - You ready?
- I'm ready. - Let's get to it.
(cheering and applause)
- I had to get my style together 'cause I've got my
player/partner that's gonna perform for us a little later.
All the way from the West Coast
and he hanging over there on Team New School,
y'all make some noise for Eric Bellinger!
- Yes, sir!
We in the building, I'm here, I'm not there.
I'm here but I'm with y'all in spirit anyway.
You feel me? - There it is.
He done been here before in person.
Now he a hologram.
So y'all ready to get to this first game?
(cheering and applause)
I'm gonna need both teams to step up, though.
And, Maddy, this is in honor of you.
It's called Big Ol' Booty.
(DJ D-Wrek) Oh, hell, no.
Y'all know how we do it. DJ D-Wrek got that beat.
The beat is gonna keep speeding up.
It's like hip-hop musical chairs.
D-Wrek, we ready? - Let's go.
♪♪♪♪
(Nick) Oh, she got a big ol' booty!
(all) ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ From the north to the south to the east to the west ♪♪
♪♪ I'm a baby Kevin Hart ♪♪
♪♪ I'm gonna say it with my chest like ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ My name is Charron I spit on the go ♪♪
♪♪ I prove white boys got rhythm and flow oh ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ When I'm on the farm I cut my crops ♪♪
♪♪ When I'm in the gym I do my squats ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ My name's Big JJ and I'm all about my business ♪♪
♪♪ But that booty's so big that I almost fell it in it like ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ Telling jokes is my hobby and I'm chilling in the lobby ♪♪
♪♪ You know I've got a body and I love my mommy like ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ Flow I need when I'm rhyming these beats ♪♪
♪♪ We back outside so we running these streets like ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ Call me Big Mack y'all hear that ♪♪
♪♪ It's because y'all know I've got the snacks like ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ Y'all ready know y'all know I can go ♪♪
♪♪ Hey I wanna hit that thing to be told like ♪♪
(all) - ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ Shout-out to my girl Mimi she's fine as hell ♪♪
♪♪ And I really wanna motorboat her big BBL like ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ Corner of my eye he is begging ♪♪
♪♪ I've got knees just like Megan ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ You say you wanna smoke then I've got packs of gum ♪♪
♪♪ You already know Big JJ drunk ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ I see a couple bad thots with the ass shots ♪♪
♪♪ And I bend 'em over quick then I hit 'em with the jackpot ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ My name is Mimi and I like to flirt ♪♪
♪♪ If you... watch me (bleep) ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ Big Ol' Booty is the name of the game ♪♪
♪♪ And you look like the big chain ♪♪
(buzzer) - ♪♪ Ooh big booty ♪♪
♪♪ Big booty, big booty got a big ol' booty ♪♪
- ♪♪ My name is Santwon I'm like or was it? ♪♪
♪♪ You know NC-17 (bleep) it ♪♪♪♪
(cheering and applause)
(rapid dinging)
- They did it.
DJ D-Wrek, who won, man?
- I've gotta give that to Maddy and the New School.
Make some noise for them, y'all!
- Santwon risked his life on that one.
Maddy came to play.
Eric Bellinger performing a little bit later.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
(all) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) - Coming up, you've gotta respect the honesty.
- Can I cancel?
(all) - Hell, yeah, you can?
- Can I cancel step-kids?
I want your mama, I don't want your ass.
You've gotta go stay with your daddy.
(cheering and applause)
(all) - Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Y'all give it up for Eric Bellinger
performing a little later. (cheering and applause)
- Yes, sir, yes, sir.
- Holding it down over there on the New School,
that Maddy with the fatty is holding court.
She's the captain over there.
Uh, and this game is perfect for her.
It's called Can I Cancel?
(cheering and applause)
We about to cancel everything today.
And if our cancelation is funny,
we get a bell. (bell dings)
If it's not funny, we get canceled.
(buzzer blares)
DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- All right, New School, wild out.
- Let's go, come on!
Okay, um, can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- I said can I cancel? - Hell, yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel men who are bad in bed?
(cheering and applause)
Sometimes I'm lying there feeling like
the opposite of Outkast. I'm like,
♪♪ I hate the way you move ♪♪♪♪
(laughter)
(ding)
(cheering and applause)
- Whatever, go ahead.
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- Yeah, yeah, can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- Nick, can I cancel DJ D-Wrek?
Simply because it will force DJ D-Wrek
to get another job.
This is the only work he's got.
- Nah, we love DJ D-Wrek.
(cheering and applause) - Thank you.
Eman, take this with you.
(buzzer, laughter)
(cheering and applause)
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- I said can I cancel?
(all) - Hell, yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel people assuming that my girlfriend is my sister?
I mean, I get it. We're both white.
We both look alike, but she's not my sister.
She's my cousin!
(ding)
(Nick laughing)
(cheering and applause)
- Can I cancel?
(all) - Hell, yeah, you can!
- I said can I cancel?
(all) - Hell, yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel late fees for the hair stylist?
'Cause when they late, they don't pay me a damn thing!
(ding)
(cheering and applause)
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- I said can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel words that-- that are spelled the same
but, like, sound different,
like live and live and read and read
and season and season?!♪♪
There's more of... (ding)
(cheering and applause)
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- ♪♪ Can I cancel? ♪♪
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- Giving a damn what anybody thinks about you
'cause it's 2022, okay, and you are meant to shine, baby.
(cheering and applause, ding)
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel step-kids?
I want your mama, I don't want your ass.
You gotta go stay with your daddy, (bleep) that.
(laughter, buzzer)
(cheering and applause)
- Yerrrh!
(all) Yerrrh!
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel?
(all) Hell, yeah, you can!
- Serving sizes, 'cause who the hell is gonna eat two Oreos?
That don't make no sense.
And then a personal pan pizza.
They ain't personal to who?!
Hold-- hold-- hold on...
(Radio Big Mack shouting)
(Nick) That got him under control.
- What? - You've got some more to say?
- I can't hear you. - I said--
- I didn't hear what you said. - I said--
- And then they gonna try to talk about half a bowl of cereal
is this many-- you eating a half a bowl of cereal--
(rapid dinging)
(cheering and applause)
- There's a lot of cancelations going on.
DJ D-Wrek, who won the game?
- I'm gonna go ahead and give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all!
(cheering and applause)
- They came to play.
Eric Bellinger's in the building,
Maddy's making it happen. Everybody on their feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Up next is Big Mack's thirst trap.
- Your scene is a NickTok.
- Click link in bio for more...
(cheering and applause)
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out, holla at me!
(cheering and applause)
Maddy is over there holding it down
with Eric Bellinger.
He's gonna perform for us a little later on.
We're about to get to it right now.
It's a new game, we love it.
It's called Greenery Screenery.
(cheering and applause)
DJ D-Wrek's got the scenes for us.
We're gonna jump in there
and get our real improv skills on point.
If it's funny, it gets a bell.
(ding) If the scene is wack,
it gets that buzzer. (buzzer)
The team with the most bells wins the game.
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- All right, your scene is a cat in a tree.
- Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Come on, we've still got more orders of orange chicken.
(Nick groaning, ding)
- Ahh... ahh...
Cat got your tongue?
(ding) - That was creative.
- Yeah, baby, you already know what's happening with me.
- I-- man, you crazy, man. Stop, man, look,
you always trying to show off for some pussy.
(laughter, ding)
- Hold up, hold up, Eric Bellinger has one.
- ♪♪ I hope it got nine lives, lives ♪♪
(cheering)
♪♪ 'Cause you know I'm gon' beat the kitty up, hey ♪♪
♪♪ I'ma beat the kitty up ♪♪ (bell dings)
- Your scene is a garage sale.
- So, so, so you really gon' sell all my (bleep) though?
Like what's up with you, shorty? - So you really gon' come home
at 6:00 in the morning? - That (bleep) crazy, man.
- My ex (bleep) stuff for sale!
- That (bleep) crazy. - Come and get this grill!
(bell dings) Come and get his shoes!
Come and get everything!
- Justina, what the hell you doin'?
- Oh, I'm just cookin' the New School.
(all) Ooh!
(bell dings) - Cooked!
- Ah, yeah, over here I got CDs.
Over here I got like antiques.
Over here I got some goddamn recyclable plastic.
Whatever you need, we can get whatever.
(bell dings)
- All right, here I got for sale a bunch of useless broken stuff.
Some boots, a computer, the New School team--
Old School team (bleep). (bell dings)
- Nah, you said it right the first time.
- Your scene is a car crash.
- Dang, that pole must have been on Jack's bad side.
- Ahh! (bell dings)
(laughter)
(bell dings)
- Your scene is a men's bathroom.
- I mean... dang, all the stalls full?
(bell dings)
- You ain't supposed to be in here.
(audience exclaiming)
(laughter)
- Call me, Conceited.
(cheering and applause)
(bell dings) - Oh, my God!
- That's my Santwon! - Stay in your lane!
- [mimics water flushing]
(bell dings)
- How you doin', brother? I got gum.
I got candy. I got mint.
'Cause I smelled your breath when you walked up in here.
Hey, just make sure you tip me before I leave, please.
(bell dings)
- Your scene is a parking lot.
- So you're sitting at home, you're watching TV,
your life passing you by.
(bell dings)
- Uh, all right, Mack, let's back it up.
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
(bell dings) Big delivery coming through.
- Parked my car this way. My car was this way.
- Welcome to "Wild 'N Out"! We outside, y'all!
(bell dings)
- Hold on. Yeah, go on, get my money.
Y'all know me. I'm just parking lot pimpin'.
(bell dings)
- Five dolla! Five dolla!
- God damn it. My car was this way.
(bell dings) - Your scene is
a preschool classroom.
- Welcome to Nick Cannon's Day Care
where we only take care of Nick Cannon's kids.
(bell dings)
- Hello, Dad, yeah, daycare let out about three hours ago.
Are you still coming? (bell dings)
- Are you sure this is the right address?
- This what the GPS say.
I promise you, man, R. Kelly pick the weirdest places
to throw a party at. (bell dings)
(keys jingling) - Just checkin' on the class.
(mimics radio static) Ten-four.
Heading to the lunchroom. Y'all have a good day.
(bell dings)
- I know they got snacks in one of these bags here.
(bell dings) I'm 'bout that snack.
- Your scene is a NickTok.
- ♪♪ Now from the top, make it drop ♪♪
♪♪ That's some wet-ass (bleep) ♪♪
(bell dings)
- Come on, come on. Ah!
♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪
Y'all don't know that (bleep)? Y'all ain't know that there?
(buzzer)
(laughter)
(bell dings)
- Click link in bio.
(audience exclaiming, laughter)
(bell dinging)
- That was a hell of a game.
Who won that game, DJ D-Wrek? - I gotta give that
to the New School. Make some noise
for the New School, y'all.
- They whuppin' our ass.
- Yes, sir! That's what I'm talking 'bout!
- Everybody on the they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Coming up, should I be offended or say thank you?
- ♪♪ Here we go, Nick, ain't no one wanna hear your wack flow ♪♪
♪♪ How's it feel that a white girl raised ♪♪
♪♪ The ratings for your Black show? ♪♪
- ♪♪Hey, raise the ratings for your Black show ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, raise the ratings for your Black show ♪♪
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", holla at me!
(cheering and applause)
Maddy and the New School with Eric Bellinger over there.
My brother. He gon' perform for us later.
The game could go either way. It's a good one too.
But now it's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- You know how it is. It's "Wild 'N Out",
so we focus on them punchlines.
When we freestyle rapping, it's a real battle.
But you know what, each punchline's gon' be
one point added to your total score.
So the game could go either way.
We fighting for that million dollar comedy chain right there.
So I need the New School to step up.
And I need the Old School to step up.
D-Wrek, drop the beat. - Yeah?
- (all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ - Clap it up, y'all.
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- Sing it with me, y'all.
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- Sing it with me, y'all.
- (all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ - Talk to 'em, E.
- ♪♪ Move, Nick, get out the way ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah, you bench 300 but you skipped leg day ♪♪
♪♪ And I'm a killer, I leave you dead in the head ♪♪
♪♪ You gorilla chest (bleep) with flamingo legs ♪♪
(bell dings) - It's true.
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hey, and do the stanky leg ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, he talk about my legs, man, that's hella mean ♪♪
♪♪ I be in the gym tryin' to push up that dream ♪♪
♪♪ And you a R&B singer, you supposed to be clean ♪♪
♪♪ But how the (bleep) do you own this ♪♪
♪♪ And still on that team? ♪♪
Y'all the same (bleep), ain't you?
- (all) ♪♪Wildstyle ♪♪ - Ehh!
- Okay, let's get Nick. (buzzer)
♪♪ Here we go, Nick, ain't no one wanna hear your wack flow ♪♪
♪♪ How's it feel that a white girl ♪♪
♪♪ Raised the ratings for your Black show? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hey, raised the ratings for your Black show ♪♪
(bell dings)
(together) ♪♪ Hey, raised the ratings for your Black show ♪♪
- DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat. (music stops)
Okay, uh, Maddy, the things you said,
some of them might have been true.
But it was thiswhite girl
that raised the ratings, honey pie.
It wasn't you. - Not you!
(bell dings) - All right, now, Old School.
- That's cap. - I'm addressing you.
I don't mess with Jessie Woo.
And Maddy, the only time my ass has ever looked fat
is when I'm standing next to you.
- Okay, let me say something. (bell dings)
Justina, you're wearing a net and it looks bad.
And I just know that you caught some crabs.
- Hey! (bell dings)
- Yo, yo, everybody, shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Move! - Hey, hey, hey!
I'm at the front! - Let's go, Cortez!
Talk your (bleep)!
- Con, you's a very fashionable dude.
Up on stage with your teeth
matching the same color as your shoes.
(bell dings) And shut up!
And you better shut it up! - Shut it up!
- And Jack, you can't even see what you talking about.
- (laughs)
- Your fat ass on stage built like a roundabout.
- Let's go. (bell dings)
- And Nick. - Tell him to shut up!
- Every time you hit the booth, (bleep) go so, so left.
Hey, you should sign to a record label
'cause you make music for So So Def.
- Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
(bell dings) - Now take me back.
- This is very funny.
Matter fact, the comedy, I say thank you.
But mother(bleep), what the (bleep)
is going on with your ankles?
(bell dings) - What is going on?
- Wait, wait, Nick, don't talk about his ankles.
- Yeah! - Trying to make that a joke.
- Joke! - (bleep), he looks up to you.
Them ankles match your coat.
(laughter, bell dinging)
(cheering and applause)
- D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all!
- Even after Cortez's ankles?
- Let's go! (cheering and applause)
- Give it up for white privilege, y'all.
- Yeah! - Ha ha!
- (laughing) That's how we do.
We having a lot of fun. Y'all keep it going.
You know this how it gets each and every show.
My brother gon' turn it up one time.
So I need you to turn your TVs up.
Everybody on your feet and make some noise
for Eric Bellinger's... hologram!
- ♪♪ What about me, what about you? ♪♪
♪♪ What about love, what about trust? ♪♪
♪♪ What about then? Talking back when ♪♪
♪♪ You would hop in when I pull up ♪♪
♪♪ Reminiscing 'bout back then lately ♪♪
♪♪ Remember how I used to -- you crazy? ♪♪
♪♪ Backseat in the whip so wavy ♪♪
♪♪ In so deep almost had my baby ♪♪
♪♪ What about, what about, what about, what about us? ♪♪
♪♪ What about, what about love? Girl, what's up? ♪♪
♪♪ What about linking back up? Tell them other -- back up ♪♪
♪♪ Ooh, oh, oh ♪♪
♪♪ What about me, what about you? ♪♪
♪♪ What about love, what about trust? ♪♪
♪♪ What about me, what about love, what about us? ♪♪
♪♪ What about us? ♪♪
♪♪ Fell for a ting from the Westside ♪♪
♪♪ If I'm bein' honest ♪♪
♪♪ TLC no Left Eye that's all that she wanted ♪♪
♪♪ How you gon' unfollow me? ♪♪
♪♪ Leave me for the streets babe ♪♪
♪♪ There's no degree how cold you could be bae ♪♪
♪♪ Girl I remember the time I got receipts on my line ♪♪
♪♪ The naked kind so don't you front don't you lie... ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪