(Nick Cannon) The battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the Old School meets the New School.
Because united we wild out.
On this episode, Symba is brave enough to join the fight.
(computerized voice) Downloading team captain
and performer Symba.
(Nick) The future is lit.
You ready?
It's time to wild out.
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
- All right, everybody on your feet.
Hands together and make some noise for your host,
Nick Cannon!
(cheering and applause)
(chanting continues) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Y'all give it up for my player partner,
DJ D-Wrek.
(cheering and applause)
- Hello, everyone. Hello, everyone.
- Positive energy all the way around.
So when I learn a lesson, you know what I mean,
it ain't no test and so I stopped calling 'em girls.
We now call 'em "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
(cheering and applause)
We gonna go all the way up, two teams battling head to head
to see who's the funniest.
And I got a feeling it's gonna be my team.
'Cause I'm the captain of the Old School.
(crowd cheering)
Y'all give it up for Rip Micheals,
Brent Pella,
JJ, Conceited, Jessie Woo,
Jack Thriller,
and Godfrey the comedian!
(cheering and applause)
It's a hell of a squad right there.
But, uh, you gotta give it up for the opps.
Y'all make some noise for the New School.
E-Man Hudson, Santwon, Cortez,
Justina Valentine, Teddy,
Radio Big Mack, Bobb'e J.,
and they team captain,
it's your boy Kandie.
- I mean, as you can see, I wore my bang unit
'cause me and my team finna bang this thing on out!
(crowd cheering)
- We gonna let Kandie be the captain
over here on the New School.
(crowd cheering)
And he brought some West Coast fire with him.
I'm a fan. He one of my favorites.
Y'all make some noise for Symba!
- What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank y'all for having me.
- How you feeling?
- You know how I'm feeling, Nick.
You know, we came to get this victory.
Let's get straight to it.
Man, the Bay Area in the building today.
- Okay, he ready to get right to it.
So we might as well get right to it.
Y'all ready? (cheering and applause)
We gonna play a classic game, a favorite game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it.
We gonna keep the energy on high.
It's called...
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
DJ D-Wrek got all the topics,
and we 'bout to get to it.
Let's go!
- Your topic is At the Library.
(all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- ♪♪ Me at the library, I am so shook ♪♪
♪♪ Because I forgot to bring back the book ♪♪
- ♪♪ Bring back a book, don't start a riot ♪♪
♪♪ This is a library, you should be quiet ♪♪
- ♪♪ I should be quiet, okay, mister ♪♪
♪♪ So in that case I will whisper ♪♪
- ♪♪ You are whispering ♪♪
Shh!
Shh! Shh!
- (silent mouthing)
(laughter)
- (silent mouthing)
(laughter)
(crowd cheering)
- Ha ha ha!
♪♪♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it... ♪♪ (bell dings)
- Your topic is Snacks.
(all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- ♪♪ We talkin' snacks that is your trigger ♪♪
♪♪ Big Mack, you thicker than a Snicker ♪♪
- ♪♪ Thick as a Snicker, you grabbin' it ♪♪
♪♪ Me I'm all that and a bag of chips ♪♪
- ♪♪ Bag of chips, you be eatin' all the food ♪♪
♪♪ But tell us why you be eatin' the food wrappers too ♪♪
- ♪♪ Food wrappers too covered in cream ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause when I see snacks, I scream ♪♪
- ♪♪ I scream, you tired ♪♪
♪♪ Your knees look like they committing suicide ♪♪
- ♪♪ Commit suicide, hm, that is real ♪♪
♪♪ You are a snack, me, I'm a meal ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it... ♪♪
(bell dings)
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and... ♪♪
- Your topic is Board Games.
(all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- ♪♪ When it comes to board games I am the victor ♪♪
♪♪ Your mom try to play so I had to Twister ♪♪
- ♪♪ That Twister didn't bust my bubble ♪♪
♪♪ The next time I see you there's gonna be Trouble ♪♪
- ♪♪ Gonna be trouble, Godfrey, stop hating ♪♪
♪♪ I stabbed at her body like Operation ♪♪
- ♪♪ Operation, you know that it's true ♪♪
♪♪ When I come go get you you not gonna have a Clue ♪♪
- ♪♪ Don't have a Clue, chief, I'm the man ♪♪
♪♪ That booty was sweeter than Candyland ♪♪
- ♪♪ Candyland, candy, man ♪♪
♪♪ You know that ain't true though ♪♪
♪♪ That's okay 'cause I'm always Numero Uno ♪♪
- ♪♪ Numero Uno, that's the game of Life ♪♪
♪♪ And my next opponent is your wife ♪♪
- Me esposa. - Your esposa.
(bell dings)
(all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- Oh, oh.
- Your topic is Hot Girl Summer.
(all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
- ♪♪ It's kinda confusing, I'm not pursuing ♪♪
♪♪ But during hot girl summers, man, what are you doing? ♪♪
- ♪♪ A hot girl summer, roll my number, boy, please ♪♪
♪♪ Name not Megan, but I got her knees ♪♪
- ♪♪ Got her knees, got her wig ♪♪
♪♪ I ain't trying to hate but I got that... ♪♪
♪♪ But I'ma keep it rockin' and I'ma keep it goin' ♪♪
♪♪ My bad, it's your turn ladies first, go in ♪♪
- ♪♪ I ain't got no license though ♪♪
♪♪ But I'ma still drive the boat ♪♪
- ♪♪ Unh, drive the boat on a hot girl summer ♪♪
♪♪ Matter fact you got... ♪♪
- ♪♪ Aye, yeah, ah, real hot girl (bleep) ♪♪
(vocalizing)
(crowd cheering)
- You win. - (all) ♪♪ Pick up and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ And kill it and kill it ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
(bell dinging)
(crowd cheering, music stops)
- DJ D-Wrek.
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
- Can't hate.
I wish Symba could've played that.
But you know what, we got a lot more game to play.
So everybody on they feet. DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
(Nick) Coming up, Big Mack and Teddy should just fly private.
- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me...
(laughter)
- Hold on. - Excuse me, excuse me...
- Ready? - Damn, excuse me, excuse me...
(cheering and applause)
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Lovin' this episode because we got one of the illest
young MCs in the game over there.
Y'all give it up for Symba.
(cheering and applause)
- I love you, man. Let's get it, let's get it.
- Love that energy.
New School, they got a team captain.
It's your boy Kandie over there.
(cheering and applause)
Kandie, how you feeling?
- I feel amazing. Unh!
- Well, you know what, it's time to play an amazing game.
It's one we call Greenery Screenery.
- Yeah! - And we know the Bay
know all about the greenery.
And this gets us elevated, gets our imagination moving.
We got our green screen right here.
We got some scenery, and we gonna step in,
whatever scene it is, we gonna act it out improv style.
Y'all ready to get to it? (cheering and applause)
DJ D-Wrek.
- Your scene is an AA meeting.
- AA meeting, round one.
(laughter)
Fight!
(bell dings)
- Nah, that don't fit me.
Goddamn.
Where the big chairs at, Nick?
(laughter, buzzer)
- No, y'all-- y'all can start, I'm good.
(laughter)
Y'all can start.
(bell dings)
(laughter) - Let's go, Brent!
- Your scene is an airplane.
- First-class, round two.
Fight! (bell dings)
(laughter)
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me... - Hold on. Ready?
- Damn. Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me...
(bell dings)
- (sighs)
Hi, would you like something to quench your throat?
Something to drink?
Peanuts by any chance?
Sure thing, okay.
(bell dings) Have a good one.
- Your scene is a bar.
- ♪♪ Real bitch they can never pull my card ♪♪
♪♪ Plus I'm always spittin' so you know I stay with the bar ♪♪
(crowd cheering, bell dings)
- Hey, hey, what are you doing?
- Hey, what do you mean what am I doing?
- What the (bleep) you doing going back and forth?
- I'm trying to pass the bar, that's what I'm doing.
- Ay, congratulations.
(bell dings)
- How you doing, sweetheart? Can I get a shot of, uh--
I want the heavy-- oh, I was--
I'm 23!
(bell dings)
- Bar, round three.
Fight! (bell dings)
- Your scene is "Blue's Clues."
- Welcome to "Blue's Clues."
Today we're trying to find Justina's ass.
Can you guys find it?
- It's nowhere! - Darn!
- Nowhere! (bell dings)
- Steve's house, round four.
Fight!
New challenger!
Down you go! - Fatality!
(cheering and applause)
(bell dings)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. - My name's Lil Bill.
- Yeah, you on the wrong set, Lil Bill.
(laughter, bell dings)
- Hey, hey, hey, kids!
- Fat Albert, you in the wrong spot!
Get your ass! (bell dings)
- Your scene is In the Studio.
- Here, take that, take that, take that.
- ♪♪ It was all a dream ♪♪
(mumbling, singing indistinctly)
(laughter, bell dings)
- All right, take one, you ready?
- Yeah.
♪♪ You are now watchin' "Wild 'N Out" season 17 ♪♪
♪♪ And we back on TV thanks to Nick Cannon's apology ♪♪
(laughter, bell dings)
(bell dinging)
- That's what you supposed to do in the studio,
going all the way up.
DJ D-Wrek, who won that game?
- Gotta give that one to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
- They definitely came to play
and we got a lot more games on the way.
Everybody on your feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
(Nick) Coming up, Brent gets choked up in the classroom.
- ♪♪ Stickup, gimme loot in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Conceited, I like your jewels in the classroom ♪♪
- (muffled grunting) - (all) ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Aww, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
♪♪♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
It's time for a classic game, the one that everybody loves.
It's called Kick 'Em Out The Classroom.
(cheering and applause)
We got a real MC, a real freestyler over there
from the Bay Area. Symba in the building.
You know a little bit about this, right, player?
- We all thought we was for real back in the day.
That's kinda how I got into rapping, you know?
The females would be hearing me kicking it.
I had the pencil goin', and I'd just start spittin'.
Now I'm chillin' with you, Nick. - There it is.
And that's what we doin'. The same philosophy
as all of these MCs right here, and y'all know how the game go.
If you mess up the flow, if you don't say nothin',
if you use the same word,
you get kicked out of the classroom.
At the end of the game, the team that has
the most team members still in the classroom wins.
Simple as that. You ready, D-Wrek?
Let's get it. Symba, you kick it off.
(all) ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hey ♪♪ - (all) ♪♪In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm from the Bay, we goin' dummy in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm startin' to get my money in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Man, my nose is mad runny in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Come rub my tummy in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪Man, my diamonds kinda sunny in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ And I'm only eatin' honey in the classroom ♪♪
- Meet me in the hallway. Meet me in the hallway.
Lame-ass (bleep). I'ma beat your ass, boy.
(all) ♪♪ Aww, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I be chillin' on a block in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know I always keep it hot in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Boy, you know I got a knot in this classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know I'm trying to up my stocks in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm buying new shots in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Your boy Kandie got the rocks in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I think I just saw his (bleep) in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, I'm filmin' TikToks in the classroom ♪♪
- I'm supposed to be in special ed.
Y'all movin' too fast for me in the classroom.
(all) ♪♪ Aww, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪Aww, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪I-I need a bigger desk in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, we gettin' messed in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, I boom my chest in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Bobb'e, come give me (bleep) in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm tryin' to layer you like nests in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm the king, no chess in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ God bless in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ You are under arrest in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ooh, who got some breasts in this classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Get off my chest in the cla-- ♪♪
Oh, (bleep)!
(all) ♪♪ Aww, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪Aww, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Hey, I'm bein' smooth in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Oh, I'm in my groove in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ That is a dude in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, you using lube in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I wish I had some food in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Really that mood in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Sorry, I'm sending nudes in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ It's a stickup, gimme loot in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Conceited, I like your jewels in the classroom ♪♪
- (muffled grunting) - (all) ♪♪In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Aww, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪Aww, kick him out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
(bell ringing)
- That was a hell of a game of Classroom right there.
- They cheated us! - DJ D-Wrek, who won, man?
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- Finally! Finally! We still in this game, y'all.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
(Nick) Coming up, the resurrection of Brent Pella.
- ♪♪ And you look up to me, I'm your role model, Bobb'e J. ♪♪
♪♪ You the same size as the apostrophe in your name ♪♪
(audience exclaiming)
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle, Wildstyle... ♪♪
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
♪♪♪♪
- We back, y'all!
(cheering and applause)
When I say we back outside, we back on TV,
and we back doin' our thing.
We got a real spitter in the building.
Y'all give it up for Symba.
(cheering and applause)
One of the hottest young cats when it comes
to these bars right now.
And that's why you never know what could happen.
'Cause it's time for the bonus round
and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- Yes, freestyle rapping, but here on "Wild 'N Out,"
we focus on them jokes, so each punch line is one point
added to your total score. - Total score.
- So it's anybody's game, and we fighting for
that million-dollar comedy chain right there.
Symba, you think you can take it?
- Yeah, I need that. I need that right there.
- A'ight, we here, so I need the Old School to step up.
I need the New School to step up.
Symba, since you one of the hottest MCs right now,
we gon' have you start this thing off.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪Wildstyle ♪♪ Say it.
- (all) ♪♪Wildstyle ♪♪ - ♪♪ Say it, say it, say it ♪♪
(all) ♪♪Wildstyle, Wildstyle ♪♪
- Are you ready? Let's go.
- ♪♪ We the leaders of the New School, we ain't come to play ♪♪
♪♪ Young Sym, I'm wilin' out, you know I'm straight from the Bay ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah, but let me hit 'em with a punch line ♪♪
♪♪ Nick, I'm 'bout to make you walk for miles ♪♪
♪♪ Like you Devon back on "Drumline" ♪♪
- Ohh! Let's go! (bell dings)
(all) ♪♪Wildstyle ♪♪
- Handle my light work, Con. - (all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, yo, look, you a leprechaun ♪♪
♪♪ Lemme get it on, you be dead and gone ♪♪
♪♪ I'ma do my thing till I get it on ♪♪
♪♪ You a little gnome who only likes silicone ♪♪
♪♪ When I do my thing, I'ma tell you that you dead and gone ♪♪
♪♪ You bigheaded for what? That little thing is a (bleep) ♪♪
♪♪ Sick as a duck and you got trouble gettin' it up ♪♪
♪♪ Or gettin' cheddar, so I'ma let this mouse watch ♪♪
♪♪ Your mom should've used you as mouthwash ♪♪
- Whoa! (bell dings)
See, I don't think people understand that's--
that's all freestyle.
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Yo, you make music for your only one fan ♪♪
♪♪ With a body count higher than the Taliban ♪♪
(bell dings) ♪♪ Next thing I say might make you pretty mad ♪♪
♪♪ Jay Leno called, said he wants his chin back ♪♪
(bell dings) ♪♪ And you love Beyoncé, so isn't it wild? ♪♪
♪♪ Gettin' beat by me is your destiny, child ♪♪
♪♪ And you look up to me ♪♪ - Ooh!
- ♪♪ I'm your role model, Bobb'e J. ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ You the same size as the apostrophe in your name ♪♪
(bell dings)
(audience exclaiming)
(bell dings) - Let's go, Brent.
(all) ♪♪Wildstyle, Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ The white boy don't know me, forgot that I'm an OG ♪♪
♪♪ Nick, why am I battling the mama from "Zack & Cody"? ♪♪
♪♪ Stop it, I'ma show you that my flow astounding ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ Jack look like he lost weight, then came back and found it ♪♪
(bell dings)
- (all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ - It's your team.
- Talk your (bleep). - Yo, DJ D-Wrek.
- Huh? - Cut the beat!
(music stops)
Your boy Kandie in her own lane.
The rest of the cast bumper to bumper.
Conceited only throw me shade to cover up the fact
that he is undercover.
My brother, one question.
No shade, just be honest.
Do the "Con" on your chain stand for "con artist"?
- No, it does not. (bell dings)
Hey, yo, Justina.
- I did. I did. - Listen.
Everything I hear is facts.
And I would stay clear of that cat
because I heard your box smell just like earring backs.
(bell dings) I mean, what is wrong with your PH balance?
More (bleep) been on top of that box than the crate challenge.
(bell dings)
(all exclaiming)
And lastly, Santwon, you know on Wildstyle,
we truckin' you out.
You so gay, you only smoke cigarettes
'cause you could have butts in your mouth.
(laughter, bell dinging)
- C-O-N! - C-O-N!
- I told y'all we back.
DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this.
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all!
- C-O-N!
Yo, Symba, man, you gon' have to pull up
in person next time, man. I'm sorry.
But what you wanna say to the people?
- Man, I'm startin' to believe this thing is rigged, Nick.
I know for a fact we won.
I don't know what y'all got goin' on.
- Hey, man, we love you. Like I said, I'm a fan.
Pull up in person next time. Let's have some fun.
But he 'bout to blaze the stage.
So I need everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up and make some noise for Symba!
(cheering and applause)
- ♪♪ Yeah ♪♪
♪♪ Ain't no comparison, I can be arrogant ♪♪
♪♪ When you this good, you don't worry 'bout narrative ♪♪
♪♪ -- your opinion, the fact is we winnin' ♪♪
♪♪No wonder they all want to stop and they stare at us ♪♪
♪♪ Rings only, big trophy ♪♪
♪♪ Big bag, Brinks only, yeah, Brinks only ♪♪
♪♪ I done got rich and turned into my big homie ♪♪
♪♪ Big homie, I done got rich and turned into my big homie ♪♪
♪♪ Big homie, I done got rich, I done got rich ♪♪
♪♪ I done got straight to the money ♪♪
♪♪ I'm at the Ritz ♪♪
♪♪ Top floor, runnin' up numbers, I made a list ♪♪
♪♪ Checkin' off everything I wanted ♪♪
♪♪ Like a brand-new Benz... ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
(crowd chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪