(Nick Cannon) The battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the Old School meets the New School.
'Cause united, we wild out.
On this episode, Capella Grey
is brave enough to join the fight.
- Downloading team captain and performer Capella Grey.
(Nick) The future is lit, you ready?
It's time to wild out.
(all chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
- All right, everybody on your feet.
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheering and applause)
(all chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Y'all see we got that Million-Dollar Comedy Chain.
That's what we fighting for. And y'all gotta give it up
for my man, DJ D-Wrek.
- What's happening? What's happening?
- Y'all gotta give it up for the beautiful,
the sensational, the amazing "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
(cheering and applause) Thank you, ladies.
Thank you so much.
And this is the home of freestyle comedy.
And I'm the captain of team Old School!
Rip Micheals, Godfrey, Mimi, Justina Valentine,
Jacob, C-O-N, and Big JJ.
That's an untouchable team right there,
but we got some other opponents.
They talented, they vibrant, they doin' they thing.
Make some noise for team New School!
- New School!
- Santwon, Maddy, Amber Diamond,
E-Man Hudson, Charron, Yvng Swag, Bobb'e J.,
and Radio Big Mack.
You the-- you the captain? - Yeah, I'm the captain, man.
Yeah-huh. (cheering and applause)
- Tell me why you should be the captain.
- Hey, team. Eh, Squidward.
(together) Eh, Squidward.
- I didn't agree to that.
- What the hell is he talking about?
You know what, it look like y'all gon' need some help.
So I'ma beam in some virtual help for y'all...
"Eh, Squidward" ass.
Well, this brother got one of the hottest songs
in the world right now.
Reppin' real heavy.
Y'all give it up for Capella Grey!
(cheering and applause)
Yo, you ready to do this, man, hologram style?
You with it? - Yeah, of course.
Like a ones and twos, we outside, we here.
- There it is. He gon' perform for us later.
New School, step up. Old School, step up.
It's time to play Turn Up For What.
DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hand.
- Old School, wild out.
- "Wild 'N Out", turn up.
(all) Turn up for what?
- 'Cause I gotta give a shout-out
to all the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses, you feel me?
The gyalis is in the building, you heard?
We here, we outside.
♪♪♪♪
(bell dings)
♪♪♪♪
- Hey, yo, Jersey, turn up.
(all) Turn up for what?
- 'Cause in Jersey, we pump our fists
and we pump our ass, but we don't pump our own gas!
♪♪♪♪
(bell dings)
♪♪ They do it for us, they do it-- ♪♪
Y'all know. They do it for us.
- Yerrp!
(all) Yerrp!
- Hey, yo, Jersey, turn up.
(all) Turn up for what?
- Because of the pandemic,
I'll tell everybody this is quarantine weight!
(bell dings)
♪♪ Hey, we all fat now, we all fat now ♪♪
(laughter)
- Turn up.
(all) Turn up for what?
- 'Cause I just had my first kiss with a real woman
who wasn't imaginary!
♪♪♪♪
(bell dings)
♪♪♪♪
- Look at J! Look at Jacob!
(all) Go, Jacob!
- ♪♪ Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg ♪♪
- You gon' break somebody's knees off.
- "Wild 'N Out", turn up. - (all) Turn up for what?
- Because my girl in New York's unvaccinated.
So I don't have to take her out to eat
and she can't go to the club!
(bell dings)
♪♪♪♪
- Our white boy's better than your white boy.
- Yeah. (laughter)
- "Wild 'N Out", turn up.
(all) Turn up for what?
- My surgeon wasn't licensed, but I'm not dead though!
(cheering and applause)
(bell dings)
- ♪♪ Yeah, she still alive ♪♪
♪♪ With a big ass, she still alive ♪♪
- New Jersey, turn up.
(all) Turn up for what?
- 'Cause first season, DJ D-Wrek was baldheaded,
and then he got a toupee,
now this season, he bald again!
(scattered cheers, laughter)
(crickets chirping)
- Go again, Swag. - That was horrible.
- Go again, Swag! - Yeah, I got another one.
- Let's go, Swag. - Here we go-- y'all lost, just so you know.
- Go again. You the captain.
You do what you want.
Go, go again. Keep killin' 'em.
Go one more time. One more.
- "Wild 'N Out", turn up.
(all) Turn up for what?
- Because I was thinking of the buzzer,
and that's how I came up with "Eh, Squidward"!
- Hey! (crickets chirping)
(bell dinging)
(cheering and applause) - Who won that game?
- Old School wins that one. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- Eh, Squidward! Eh, Squidward!
Look how disappointed Capella Grey looks.
- Eh, all right, naw, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool.
- Whatever, we got a lot more game to play.
Everybody on they feet. Eh, Squidward.
Take us out, DJ D-Wrek.
(all chanting) Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N...
(Nick) Coming up, Godfrey doesn't come up short.
- Looks like Bobb'e's face tried to be tall and his body said,
"We're cool right here."
(laughter)
(all chanting) Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N...
♪♪♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
(cheering and applause) We almost all the way back.
Our frequency's on, but you know how we do.
Old School versus New School.
Y'all make some noise for Capella Grey over there.
He gon' perform a little bit later.
In Jersey, what do they say when you roast somebody?
What's it called out here?
- They break each other's balls out here.
(laughter) - (bleep) breakin' your balls over here.
- Breakin' your balls. - Well, where we from,
we call it basin', we call it joanin',
we call it cappin', and we put our own spin on it
right here at "Wild 'N Out", 'cause it's a game we call...
(all) Got Damned!
- Oh, yeah, and I ain't even gon' explain the rules to you.
It gets so intense when we get to roastin',
we had to hire Refer E-Man, Man, Man!
(cheering and applause)
- Get off me. Get it off me.
- E-Man! - Okay, I'm gonna explain a few rules here, okay?
Two shakies and you're outta here.
Take too long and you're gone.
Stay in your lane, okay? That's all I ask.
Boss, stay in your lane. - Stay in your lane.
- And when I say, "You out," you...
- Y'all say... - (all) Got damned!
- I love it, I love it. Let's get started.
Old School, step it up. New School, step it up.
I need you here. Come on, come on.
(cheering and applause)
Okay, Maddy, New School, I need you here.
I want you there. That's where I want you.
Give me Rip Micheals. Micheals, I need you right here.
- Let's go. - That's where I want you.
- Let's go. - Rip, you ready?
- Yes, sir. - Maddy, you ready?
- Yup. - Wild Out roast!
- I'ma let you go first 'cause I don't want you
calling the cops saying I did (bleep), so take your time.
- Here we go. Rip, Rip-- wait, hold on.
Where's your sleeves? Are they still in the closet like you?
(audience exclaiming)
- (laughing) - Ha, hilarious.
You look like the type of white girl
that march for no reason. You don't even know the cause.
You be like, "George! Say his name!
George Foreman! Say his name!"
(laughter)
- Wind it up, Rip. Hold on, wait.
Hold on, if you're here, who's driving the white van,
giving candy to kids?
(audience exclaiming)
- Listen, why your chest look like that?
It look the police came and broke your titties up
and was like, "Look, you go over there, you go over there.
If y'all came back and y'all together, y'all both goin' to jail."
- Okay. - One shaky.
- Yo, Rip, you're talking about my body.
I gotta say something. "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses,
raise your hand if you're missing a waist trainer.
Yep, Rip stole it.
- I found your shaky. One shaky.
- Hey, I'm just trying to get my stomach as flat as your ass.
- Ohh... - (audience exclaiming)
- All right, Rip, if you don't get your "Wu-Tang in the streets,
RuPaul in the sheets" ass outta here.
(all exclaiming)
- If you don't get your goddamn "no hot sauce using,
"no seasoning salt using, puttin' raisins in the potato salad,
trailer trash mess--" - (blows whistle)
- Ohh! - Two shakies.
You out!
(all) Got damned!
(bell dings)
- Justina, I need you here. - Ah, you damn right, ma.
- Biggest of Mack, I need you here, Big Mack.
I want you there. (coughs)
Wild Out roast!
- Go ahead, sir.
- Fat lives matter.
- If you don't get your goddamn "Michael Rapaport
inside of a Chucky doll wig" looking ass outta here--
- One shaky.
- You went to the doctor and said, "Do I have diabetes?"
He said, "Yerrp!"
(laughter)
- Wow.
- Justina, your ass is so flat
it look like the praying hands emojis.
(laughter)
When she dance, it look like this.
- You look like you turn on the cooking channel to (bleep) off.
"Beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes!"
- Your boobs look like sand Poké Balls.
- (blows whistle)
You-- two shakies-- out!
- Okay. - (all) Got damned!
- Okay. - Let's keep it going.
Bobb'e from the New School, I need you here.
This is who I want here.
- Let's go! - Old School.
Give me Old School, Godfrey, I need you here.
- Let's come on, OG.
Let the youngster know.
- Wild Out roast!
- Boy, you look like Killmonger goin' through a midlife crisis.
(laughter) - Yeah.
(mimics guns clicking) Why do you look like
you used to be the (bleep)?
- Oh, hey. Let me tell you something.
You look like you the (bleep) at the barbershop
that do all the women's hair.
- (mimics guns clicking)
Bobb'e, what line were you in
when they were passing out hand soap?
- Hey, look, where you been
since goddamn "Soul Plane," my boy?
- Bobb'e, why do you have a face of a tall man?
(laughter) - Hey, hey, hey.
Why you built like a female bodybuilder
with little legs? - One shaky.
- Sorry, Bobb'e. They're proportioned.
(laughter)
It looks like Bobb'e's face tried to be tall,
and his body said, "We're cool right here."
(laughter)
- Get him! Let's go, OG!
Let's go!
(laughter)
- (blows whistle)
- Hey...
- You... out!
(all) Got damned!
(bell dings)
- Nicholas Cannon, I need you here, boss.
I need you here.
(cheering and applause)
Captain versus captain. Swag, I need you here.
(cheering and applause)
Wild Out roast!
- Your ass goddamn ain't got no soles in all your shoes.
- Stone him!
(laughter)
- (blows whistle)
One shaky.
- Swag, you look like a strong lesbian dinosaur.
Lickalottapuss.
- All right, your ass look like you goddamn
get in the basketball game and foul out--
- That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
(blows whistle) You... out!
- (all) Got damned! - I had so much more!
(bell dinging)
- Old School took that one.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- Old School!
(cheering and applause)
Y'all, we was gettin' scary for a minute.
I had to step up in there and get to it.
Lot more game to play. Everybody on they feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
(all chanting) Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N...
(Nick) Coming up, Maddy delivers a hit on her captain.
- Your scene is a delivery room.
- Ohh, God!
- Oh, my God, Swag, you delivered a joke.
- Yeah! - Yo!
(all chanting) Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N...
♪♪♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", holla at me.
(cheering and applause)
Capella Grey gon' perform a little bit later.
You ready to get to it? - Yeah, wagwan.
- All day, all day. And it's time to get
to a game over here that everybody is loving.
And I think I got on the right color for it.
It's called Greenery Screenery.
(cheering and applause)
We do have a green screen here,
and DJ D-Wrek has all the scenery for us.
We gon' jump in there and get our real improv on.
If the scene is funny, it gets a bell.
(bell dings) If it's wack, it gets a buzzer.
(buzzer) DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hand.
- Your scene is an auto body shop.
- Hey, what are you gonna do? - Wait, what were you thinking?
- Hey, Tony-- - What the (bleep) were you thinking though, yeah?
- I brought-- I brought-- - Where's the body?
- I brought it here 'cause it's an auto body shop.
- Oh, you're right. Very smart.
- Yeah, come on. - What are you gonna do?
(bell dings)
- Let me see-- yeah.
(laughter)
- Oh, no. (bell dings)
(laughter)
- (screams) A ghost!
(laughter)
(bell dings)
- Your scene is a delivery room.
- You finna do it?
- (laughing)
- Aah, oh, God! - Oh, my God, Swag!
You delivered a joke! - Yeah!
(bell dings) - Yo!
- (screaming)
- Oh! Oh! - Ooh!
- Whew! Oh, I did it!
I caught the baby. - What about the umbilical cord?
- We don't need no umbilical cord.
This is TV!
(laughter)
(bell dings)
- The scene is first day out of prison.
- Yeah, boy, you know I'm real excited.
I'ma go do my little time, come back, ain't nothin'.
It's all about me. You know how I'ma do.
Real (bleep). My (bleep), I see you in a minute.
- I'm baa-aack!
(bell dings)
(laughter)
- Mmm! Fresh out.
It's a movie.
♪♪ Now I want she and she and she ♪♪
- ♪♪ And they love them some me ♪♪ (bell dings)
- All right, your scene is the school cafeteria.
- ♪♪ Hey, what we doin' in the lunchroom? ♪♪
(buzzer) - That's a cafeteria.
You look stupid.
(laughter)
- I am home.
(laughter and applause)
- Your scene is a red carpet.
- Okay, yes, the carpet definitely matches the drapes.
(bell dings)
- This'll be the perfect outfit to just look up
at everybody's dress when they walk by.
(bell dings)
(laughter and applause)
(bell dinging)
- Who won that game, man?
- Gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all!
- Whatever. We got a lot more game to play.
We got that Wildstyle battle coming up.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
(all chanting) Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N...
(Nick) Coming up, does Swag know he's being insulted?
- Swag, you look like a man lizard.
'Cause every time you're gettin' banged out, all you say is...
(both) Eh, Squidward!
Eh, Squidward!
(all chanting) Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N...
♪♪♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", holla at me.
(cheering and applause)
We in there like swimwear. Goin' up.
Y'all make some noise for Capella Grey.
The gyalis.
He gon' blaze the stage a little bit later,
but you know what we got, we got an intense game goin' on right here.
It's back and forth and it could go either way,
because it's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- Yeah, let's do it.
- We fighting for that Million-Dollar Comedy Chain.
All day every day, we get to it.
Old School, step up. New School, step up.
D-Wrek, drop the beat.
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- Say it with 'em, y'all. - (all) ♪♪Wildstyle ♪♪
- Talk to 'em. - ♪♪ I was watching "Drumline," you was dope back then ♪♪
♪♪ '02 I said Nick Cannon fire, never said it again ♪♪
♪♪ Nick been got talent, that's true, that's the case ♪♪
♪♪ Asked shorty for her future and she gave me some (bleep) ♪♪
(laughter, bell dings)
- ♪♪ I don't know what he said, but I'ma rap real gladly ♪♪
♪♪ Matter fact, y'all make some noise for Yvng Swag's daddy ♪♪
♪♪ I'ma keep going 'cause that's my turf ♪♪
♪♪ Matter fact, y'all give it up for Crippy Smurf ♪♪
(bell dings)
- ♪♪ Conceited don't know how to do math ♪♪
♪♪ That's why he looks like a Bitmoji bit in half ♪♪
♪♪ Nick Cannon, you not gonna send me home ♪♪
♪♪ Your head is shaped like a pelvic bone ♪♪
- (all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ - What the hell?
(buzzer) - ♪♪ All right, Swag ♪♪
♪♪ I'ma say this, you can't rap ♪♪
♪♪ We all know that and we gon' stick to the facts ♪♪
♪♪ I'ma keep it real, I'ma keep it blunt ♪♪
♪♪ You look like a stud at the first of the month ♪♪
- ♪♪ Okay, okay ♪♪ - You just got your check.
- ♪♪ That's cool, I said ♪♪
♪♪ My boss, you need to use it ♪♪
♪♪ Nick Cannon stand for Nick cannot make music ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah, and that's a fact ♪♪
♪♪ Nick Cannon, take your music back off Apple ♪♪
♪♪ And off Spotify, and off YouTube too ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause your music will never hit no views ♪♪
(bell dings)
- DJ D-Wrek, please cut the beat.
(music stops)
Old School, our talent is gigantic.
- Yeah. - With a captain like Swag,
y'all goin' down like it's the Titanic.
(bell dings) And Charron,
you got dysfunction in your penile.
Crazy like you senile. You the type of white man
that got 911 on speed dial. (bell dings)
And Swag, you look like a man lizard.
'Cause every time you gettin' banged out, all you say is...
(both) "Eh, Squidward.
Eh, Squidward." (bell dings)
- Justina, please.
Mommy told me to go against you. I said no
because you not even worthy.
Too many manly features. Are you sure that you girly?
Your box trash, your butt flat, you just look dirty.
So stop gassing yourself up. That's illegal in Jersey.
- Well, he said I looked like a man.
Why is he such a tough critic?
E-Man, tell them the truth.
Season ten, you hit it.
(audience exclaiming, bell dings)
(bell dinging)
Or was it season nine?
- Just turned into "Love & Hip Hop."
- It could've been nine.
- I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
- Old School, we so cool.
But you know what?
We still got a lot more partying to do.
Capella Grey, you gon' have to come back in person
if you want this Million-Dollar Comedy Chain.
But we know you got them hits. So y'all make some noise.
Everybody on they feet, turn your TVs up--
I appreciate you-- and give it up for the gyalis,
Capella Grey!
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ I see her ♪♪
♪♪ She came with her... ♪♪
♪♪ Mmm, but she gon' slide right to my side, I know ♪♪
♪♪ She pulled up with her friends ♪♪
♪♪ Then we skrrt off in the Benz, ohh ♪♪
♪♪ Took her back to my crib ♪♪
♪♪ And I regret it 'cause she tryna ♪♪
♪♪ Fake like she asleep, swear she tried to stay the whole week ♪♪
♪♪ I'm like, oh, nah, she gotta go ♪♪
♪♪ Ask me her name I swear I don't even -- know ♪♪
♪♪ They wanna know why di gyal dem deh pon me ♪♪
♪♪ Dem eye green, dem mind just set pon me ♪♪
♪♪ They wanna know why them love him off so much ♪♪
♪♪ Like what is the reason... ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
(all chanting) Wild'N, Wild'N, Wild'N...
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪MTV ♪♪