(Nick Cannon) The battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the Old School meets the New School
because united we wild out.
In this episode Spice is brave enough to join the fight.
- Downloading team captain Spice
with a performance by Hitman Holla.
(Nick) The future is lit, you ready?
It's time to wild out.
(all) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
- Okay, y'all, everybody on your feet!
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheering and applause)
(all) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
Y'all see we got that million-dollar comedy chain.
Season 17, know what I mean?
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
(cheering and applause) - What's happening?
Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
(cheering and applause)
Thank you, ladies. Steppin' it up.
Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest.
And you know what it is.
I got a feeling it's gonna be my team.
'Cause I be cheating! And I'm a grown-ass man.
That's why I'm the captain of the Old School!
Rip Micheals, grown-ass, Brent, grown-ass.
Jessie Woo.
C-O-N.
Godfrey the comedian.
Big JJ.
And the killa, Jack Thriller.
Put your eye patch back on, man.
Scaring the kids.
Y'all make some noise for the New School.
(DJ D-Wrek) New School!
It's your boy, Kandie.
Cortez, Santwon,
Teddy,
Big Mack, Bobb'e J.
Justina Valentine,
E-man Hudson.
(cheering and applause)
- In your hometown. - We have that Jersey energy.
First time "Wild 'N Out" ever been in Jersey.
(cheering) I mean, I'ma keep it gritty, keep it witty.
Shouts to the city.
And she a fly bitty, so let's to it, Nick, you ready?
- Well, damn. And you know,
she's the queen and she brought another queen with her.
All the way from Jamaica.
One of the hottest to ever do it.
I want y'all to make some noise for Spice!
(cheering and applause)
Welcome to the show!
I'm a big, big fan of the show.
My whole family love the show.
My kids, Nicholas, Nicholatoy, we play the game
every day at home, so let's go.
- Pick up yourself!
(cheering and applause)
We gonna get the energy on high.
We gonna play a little game called Remix!
Dancehall style! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
We gon' give y'all some dancehall remixes to nursery rhymes,
public domain, classic songs that we all grew up on.
And then y'all gonna decide, Planet "Wild 'N Out,"
which song is the hottest, a'ight?
(cheering)
Real simple, we got our suggestions online
using that hashtag
#wildnout, and, uh...
New School?
I need to hear a dancehall remix to "Itsy Bitsy Spider."
- Oh, perfect. - My squad, the Old School squad.
- Yeah. - We gonna do "Goldilocks
and the Three Bears." I think that's...
(cheering)
My team got it. My team got it.
Ain't gotta be that involved. We got it, y'all ready?
(cheering) All right, y'all.
- Old School, wild out. - Let's go.
We got it, we got it.
D-Wrek, just drop the beat.
Drop the beat. (air horn blares)
♪♪ She said she needed food ♪♪
- (indistinct)
- Tell 'em. - ♪♪ Somebody broke into my home ♪♪
♪♪ What the hell is going on? ♪♪
♪♪ My girl said it was a knock ♪♪
♪♪ But her name was Goldilocks ♪♪
♪♪ What'd she say?! What'd she say?! ♪♪
♪♪ One lock, two lock, three lock, four, pow, pow ♪♪
- ♪♪ Who that white girl at the door? ♪♪
- ♪♪ One lock, two lock, three lock, four, pow, pow ♪♪
- ♪♪ I said who that white girl at the door? ♪♪
- ♪♪ She's a white girl but please don't tease her ♪♪
♪♪ Swear Goldilocks is my sister ♪♪
♪♪ Baby, why you been rude? ♪♪
♪♪ She says she really need food ♪♪
- ♪♪ And after she got fed ♪♪
♪♪ I let her sleep inside the bed ♪♪
- ♪♪ That doesn't happen over there ♪♪
♪♪ You know Nick a bear ♪♪
- ♪♪ She take it serious ♪♪
- ♪♪ ...that's dangerous ♪♪
♪♪ She taking this serious ♪♪
- ♪♪ ...is dangerous ♪♪
(bell dinging, cheering)
- New School, wild out.
(cheering and applause)
- Sing along.
♪♪ The itsy bitsy spider ♪♪
♪♪ Went up the waterspout ♪♪
♪♪ Down came the rain and... ♪♪ - Oh, no!
No-no-no! That's not how we do it.
Jersey, make some noise right now.
(air horn blares)
Come on now, put your hands together right now.
Come on!
- ♪♪ Itsy bitsy, itsy bitsy ♪♪
♪♪ Itsy bitsy spider, spider ♪♪
♪♪ Make a way... ♪♪
♪♪ Everybody get your lighter, lighter ♪♪
- ♪♪ Chillin' in the crib and I look under the bed ♪♪
♪♪ I see Cortez on the worldwide web ♪♪
- ♪♪ I let the spider always play fate ♪♪
♪♪ If he make me lose I spray him with Raid ♪♪
- ♪♪ Can't kill me I laid lots of eggs ♪♪
♪♪ And to the girls watching I got nine legs ♪♪
- ♪♪ Itsy bitsy, itsy bitsy ♪♪
♪♪ Itsy bitsy spider, spider ♪♪
♪♪ Make a way... ♪♪
♪♪ Everybody get your lighter, lighter ♪♪
(bell dinging) ♪♪ Itsy bitsy, itsy bitsy ♪♪
♪♪ Itsy bitsy spider, spider ♪♪
♪♪ Float away, float away float away, float away ♪♪
- Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" Goddess
to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Taelor.
(cheering and applause)
- Let's hear it for the Old School!
(cheering and applause)
- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
- All right, let's hear it for the New School.
(loud cheering and applause)
- ♪♪ Itsy bitsy, itsy bitsy ♪♪
♪♪ Itsy bitsy spider, spider ♪♪
♪♪ Make a way... ♪♪
♪♪ Everybody get your lighter, lighter ♪♪
- All right, all right, let 'em officially know who won.
- Sorry, Nick, gotta give it to the New School.
(cheering and applause)
- Everybody on they feet. DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
Shouts out to Spice and the New School!
- ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- (Taelor) Come up, Teddy don't wanna play nice.
- Bruh, no, don't do-- No-no-no-no, stop, stop!
Don't do-- Oh my God!
- Where'd he go? (bell dings)
- ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
We got Spice in the building!
(cheering and applause)
It's time to play the perfect game, this is a new one.
Y'all love it. People are saying
this is they favorite game.
It's called Greenery Screenery, y'all.
A little green screen. Game where we use our imagination.
- So you gonna drop me on some greenery?
- Absolutely. - All right.
- You know how we do. We got the green screen right here.
We gon' use our imagination in a elevated type of way.
If it's funny it gets a bell. (bell dings)
If it's not, it get that buzzer. (buzzer)
Team with the most bells wins the game.
So let's get to it. Spice, you playin' on this one?
- They are ready for the buckle, right, yes, so, yeah.
- All right, we about to wild out.
Your scene is a bouncy house.
- Whoo! - Yo, can we play?!
- No! - No!
(laughter, bell dings)
- Yo, man, are you sure this is the address, man?
- Yeah, man, that's what it says on the GPS.
- I swear to God, R. Kelly be throwing the parties
in the weirdest places. - Yeah, man.
It's crazy, let's get out of here, man. (bell dings)
(laughter) - Bounce house, round one.
(laughter, bell dings)
- Bruh, no, don't do-- No-no-no-no, stop, stop!
Don't do-- Oh, my God! (laughter)
- Where'd he go? (bell dings)
(grunting... audience laughter)
(bell dings)
- Your scene is an island.
- Oh! Damn!
I done missed the cruise ship. I knew I shouldn't
have been smoking with the locals.
(laughter, bell dings)
(cheering and applause) - Oh!
Ooh, this Jamaica?
No, man, this is a Spice Island.
Let me explain to you. Everything change
when you get on the island. You stop speaking English.
I drop just real straight patois.
You go to the United States...
(rapid Patois)
You understand what I'm saying, right?
- No, but I love it. (bell dings)
- Yo, white boy, huh? - White boy.
- White boy, you want to buy some...
(overlapping chatter)
- No, no, no-no-no, I just need...
No, no, what are you doing? No, no.
I need sunscreen! I just need some sunscreen!
I need sunscreen.
(laughter, bell dings)
- I'm telling y'all, man, I'm at the hottest...
Look y'all, a beached whale, look!
(laughter) I'm not making it up, see?
(bell dings)
- Oh, man, ain't nobody here?
I guess I discovered this.
This is my island!
(crowd cheering)
- I'm sorry, man, I gotta colonize this real quick, my bad.
(groaning) My bad.
(bell dings) - That was good.
- Your scene is a men's locker room.
Whoo! Coach put me in today.
I can feel it in my heart, I'm about to go out there and kill it.
- Hey, man, you know the water boy's not allowed
in the locker room, bro, let's go.
(laughter, bell dings)
- Yo, you sure this is the address, bro?
- Yo, man, that's what it says on the GPS.
- You sure this the address? - Yeah, man.
- I swear to God, Lil Nas X be throwing the parties
in the weirdest places. - I know, man, (bleep) is crazy.
(laughter, bell dings)
- Hey, uh, is Justina here?
Where Justina at?
(audience reacts)
(buzzer)
- It's the fact that he got one eye and can't find her.
(laughter)
- Your scene is a news desk.
- (snorting) Hey, welcome back to Channel 420.
(both) Yeah!
(laughter and applause)
(bell dings)
- Yeah, this just in.
"Wild 'N Out" has been canceled?
Nick apologized, breaking news. We're back, don't worry.
Season 17, Jersey. (bell dings)
(cheering and applause)
(bell dinging)
(cheering and applause)
- We had to win that one. Come on, D-Wrek.
- I gotta give it to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
- Old School, we gotta step it up.
Spice is in the building.
We making it happen. D-Wrek, take us out.
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪ - (Nick) Coming up,
JJ didn't do his homework.
- ♪♪ Man, I need a optometrist in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I don't know what that word means ♪♪
♪♪ I don't know what that... ♪♪ - ♪♪ Oh ♪♪
♪♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ay, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(crowd cheering)
We got Spice up in the building.
(crowd cheering)
You ever been a hologram before?
How you feeling? - I feel good.
I wish I was there in person,
but you know, COVID got us somewhere.
So we just gotta make it work. - There it is.
COVID's got us somewhere. (laughter)
We gonna play one of the fan favorites.
I know this is actually Spice's favorite game
on "Wild 'N Out."
She was playing it with her family and everything.
It's called In the Classroom. Y'all ready?
(cheering and applause)
We gonna start off freestyle right here.
You know, we gonna beat on our desk,
all of that type of stuff that we used to do.
Stop playing around! - Stop it!
- Man, this is Saturday school, man.
- Either way, by the end of the game,
the team that got the most students still in the classroom
wins, a'ight? - A'ight.
- Spice, this is your game.
You gonna start if off, you ready?
- Let's do it. - Let's go.
♪♪♪♪
(all) ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ay, what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Me, I'm reading about gallon in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ And you know I got that style up in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Ah, and you know I'm really wild up in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ And I might start smellin' in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I may throw in the towel up in the classroom ♪♪
♪♪♪♪
(laughter)
- (all) ♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ay, what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Man, I need a optometrist in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I don't know what that word means ♪♪
♪♪ I don't know what... ♪♪ - (all) ♪♪ Oh, kick 'em ♪♪
♪♪ Out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ay, what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know I'm drawing big titties in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know my outfit fitted in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I take to the city in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know I'm real witty in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ And the day I threw a whole new... (bleep) ♪♪
- (all) ♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ay, what you doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I can make a booger talk in the classroom ♪♪
(laughter)
- (all) ♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ay, what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'm getting stupid in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I can make a booger talk in the classroom ♪♪
- (all) ♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ay, what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Yo, we lost control in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ But yo, I really I enrolled in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I wanna get up in the (bleep) in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ When the hell did Rip get small in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ Man, I'm finna take a stroll in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ You know I'm finna take a soul in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Justina, let me motorboat in the classroom ♪♪
- (all) ♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ay, what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ We gon' go another round in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ And you know you are a clown in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Then why'd you let me pound in the classroom? ♪♪
- ♪♪ No (bleep), I drown in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Mama said head and frown ♪♪ - (all) ♪♪ In the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'ma swerve downtown in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ Man, I'm trying to take you down in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ This how Justina sound in the classroom ♪♪
- ♪♪ I'll be going over to frown in the classroom ♪♪
- (all) ♪♪ Oh, kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Oh ♪♪ - That's what he said.
- (all) ♪♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪♪
♪♪ Ay, what we doing in the classroom? ♪♪♪♪
(school bell ringing)
(cheering and applause)
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of this, man, who won?
- The Old School got more students kicked out,
so the New School wins.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
- New School been kicking our ass the whole episode.
But it's all good 'cause we got more game to play.
We got that Wildstyle. D-Wrek, take us out.
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
- (Nick) Up next, Jessie needs to leave Santwon
and his weave alone.
- ♪♪ He is wearing a toupee ♪♪
♪♪ Y'all ain't know ♪♪
♪♪ If I flip this (bleep) back right now ♪♪
♪♪ He'd be a bald-headed ho ♪♪
(crowd cheering)
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild N, 'Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪ (music stops)
- We back, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
Shouts out to Spice over there on the New School.
(crowd cheering) - Whoo!
- It's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- Oh, yeah, freestyle rapping, but here at "Wild 'N Out,"
we been doing it for so long and as always,
we focus on them jokes.
So each punch line is one point
added to your total score.
Talk to 'em, D-Wrek. - You're welcome.
- So, Spice, you could be going home
with that million-dollar comedy chain right there.
It's anybody's game.
Old School step up, New School step up.
Spice, you gon' go first. Let's get to it.
D-Wrek, drop the beat.
- ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
(Nick) Talk to 'em.
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
(Nick) Talk to 'em.
- (all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ - (Nick) Talk to 'em.
- ♪♪ Get your weight up ♪♪
♪♪ Then we'll break your chest like ice ♪♪
♪♪ Your baby mamas can't cook they never use enough spice ♪♪
(laughter) - (Nick) Oh!
Facts, that's facts. (bell dings)
♪♪ A'ight, got a thick accent ♪♪
♪♪ I don't know what she talkin' about ♪♪
♪♪ And she kickin' ass so I wanna go (bleep) ♪♪
- Whoo. (bell dings)
- ♪♪ Ay yo, D-Wrek ♪♪ - (all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- (indistinct) - Give it back.
Cut the beat. (music stops)
- ♪♪ Oh, Santwon ♪♪
♪♪ He is wearing a toupee ♪♪
♪♪ Y'all ain't know ♪♪
♪♪ If I flip this (bleep) back right now ♪♪
♪♪ He'd be a bald-headed ho ♪♪
(bell dings)
- ♪♪ Season 17 New School do it better ♪♪
♪♪ Your birth certificate was an apology letter ♪♪
Excuse me. (bell dings)
♪♪ Jessie Woo it's time to face front ♪♪
♪♪ You probably got glue hanging from your lace front ♪♪
- Ooh. - ♪♪ And wait a minute ♪♪
(bell dings) ♪♪ Jack Thriller ♪♪
♪♪ This ain't rocket science ♪♪
♪♪ You up here built like a kitchen appliance ♪♪
♪♪ I gotta get this off my chest ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ Nick, your wee-wee's real tired ♪♪
♪♪ You should give it a rest ♪♪
(bell dings) - Bring the mother(bleep) beat back.
- My what?
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- Let me get Justina.
(all) ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ I got heavy balls that'll leave you very scarred ♪♪
♪♪ Why the hell you got me battling Jeffree Star? ♪♪
(bell dings) ♪♪ And this is really facts ♪♪
♪♪ I don't know whether to take you to Dr. Miami ♪♪
♪♪ Or fix the flat ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ And I'm here to say with them STDs ♪♪
♪♪ If we had phone sex I'll catching hearing aids ♪♪
(bell dings, laughter)
- ♪♪ Yo, listen unh, yo ♪♪
♪♪ Why you hatin' a rant? ♪♪
♪♪ I'm so sick of him he a fickle friend ♪♪
♪♪ Always trying to stick his pickle in ♪♪
♪♪ I'm the kid who quit... ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ Take his freakin' face and kick it in ♪♪
♪♪ Grab style Todd like your name was Michelin ♪♪
♪♪ Unh, Justina quarterback ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ Like a Romo ♪♪
♪♪ You ain't got no mojo you so-so ♪♪
♪♪ I'ma give you this one time ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ Like I told you ♪♪
♪♪ If I give you (bleep) ♪♪
♪♪ That'd be considered a low blow ♪♪
(bell dings, crowd "oh"ing)
(bell dinging)
(music stops)
(cheering and applause)
- DJ D-Wrek, make some sense out of this.
- I gotta give that to the New School.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
- Spice came through to set it off.
She took that million-dollar comedy chain.
- Yes! Hoo-hoo!
Right, that's a fit...
I love it. (laughs)
I told you I was gonna get it.
- Yeah, you did.
What you wanna say to the people at home?
- Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Right, that's the best, we did it.
(cheering and applause)
- There it is, we all family here.
Speaking of family, we got a family member
performing for us right now.
So I need y'all to get extra turnt up.
Everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up
and make some noise for my brother, Hitman Holla!
(cheering and applause)
- How you doing? How you doing? How you doing?
♪♪ Flip a 50 to a 50 That's a hundred ♪♪
♪♪ Young, rich -- on the comer ♪♪
♪♪ F-ing me and just in case he run up ♪♪
♪♪ Cash money, fast money Baby I'm a stunner ♪♪
♪♪ Risk wet you won't get your -- back ♪♪
♪♪ I'm that -- big flex ♪♪
♪♪ I've been winning big facts ♪♪
♪♪ All white AMG G-Wagon pitch black ♪♪
♪♪ G550 Gulfstream That's a big jet ♪♪
♪♪ In the club In my section ♪♪
♪♪ You might see me in my zone ♪♪
♪♪ If you like me hurry up ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause I ain't gonna be here for that long ♪♪
♪♪ The promoter gonna be mad 'cause I'ma take my ass home ♪♪
♪♪ If security try to check us Give a --'ll think I'm wrong ♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪
(crowd chanting) ♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
♪♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪