(Nick Cannon) A battle is reborn.
When the lights come up and the beat drops,
we can't be stopped.
This is where the old school meets the new school,
because, united, we wild out.
On this episode, Saucy Santana is brave enough
to join the fight.
(computerized voice) Downloading team captain and performer Saucy Santana.
(Nick) The future is lit.
You ready? It's time to wild out.
(crowd chanting) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
- All right, everybody on your feet!
Put your hands together and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
(chanting continues) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out," make some noise!
(cheers and applause)
Y'all make some noise for DJ D-Wrek!
- What's happening? Hey.
- Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
(cheers and applause)
Thank you, ladies. Thank you, ladies.
Can y'all hold that for me? 'Cause we 'bout to get to it.
Y'all ready for it? - (all) Yeah!
- Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest,
and I'm the captain of Team Old School!
(cheering and applause)
Rip Micheals, Justina Valentine,
Godfrey the comedian, C-O-N, Mimi,
Jacob, Big JJ.
(cheering and applause)
Y'all make some noise for Team New School.
(cheering and applause)
E-Man Hudson, Amber Diamond,
Bobb'e J., Yvng Swag,
Santwon, Maddy,
Charron, and Radio Big Mack.
(cheering and applause)
Maddy, we see you.
Santwon... you the team captain today,
so you just went and put on all your jewelry, huh?
- Yeah, boy.
New School ready for war in this bitch.
What up? Where my New School at?
(cheering and applause) Yeah, boy, yeah.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
when did you get gangster all of a sudden?
- I didn't, baby. I'm already saucy,
and you know I keeps it mother(bleep) flossy.
Stop playing with me, bitch. - Look what you started.
- We ready to get to it. Well, he said he ready to get saucy,
so we might as well put somebody saucy on his team.
All the way from Florida, y'all make some noise,
hologram-style, for Saucy Santana!
(cheering and applause)
You ready to get to it? - What's up? What's up?
I'm good, I'm chillin'.
I'm ready to tell y'all some jokes, period.
- Okay. "Period."
Well, we might as well get to the first game.
Y'all ready for it?
(all) Yeah!
- Well, since we know Saucy Santana
got the "Walk" dance, and y'all ready to get saucy,
we might as well play a dance game that y'all know.
It's called Eat That Ass Up.
(cheering and applause)
We gon' put our best dance moves to the test.
We gon' have the Old School step up, the New School step up.
DJ D-Wrek is gon' give us some dance titles,
and we gon' improv 'em right there on the spot.
If they funny, they get a bell. (bell dings)
If they wack, they get a buzzer. (buzzer)
We 'bout to have some fun. Eat that ass up!
Let's go! - (all) Eat that ass up!
- Let's go! - (all) Eat that ass up!
- Oh! - (all) Eat that ass up!
- Do The Worm. - Yeah, Swag.
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
- Okay.
(bell dings) - We got a better Worm!
Go get 'em, Big-- we goin' up, Big JJ!
(all) Eat that ass up!
- Ohh!
- That's what we talking 'bout! - Ohh!
- (all) Eat that ass up! - (bell dings)
- Do the New Shoes.
- Hey! - (all) Eat that ass up!
- Hey! - Hey!
- (all) Eat that ass up! - Hey!
- (all) Eat that ass up! - (bell dings)
- Hey, okay, Santwon.
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
- Oh! - What?
- Ohh! - What are those?
- Ohh!
- What are those? - (all) Eat that ass up!
- Ohh! (bell dings)
- Do the Hot Soup.
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
- Ahh!
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
(bell dings) - Big Mack actin' like he would eat hot soup.
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
- That's nasty.
(buzzer)
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
- Do the Nasty Spider. - Eat that ass up!
Let's go! Go, Jacob!
(laughter)
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(bell dings)
(cheering and applause)
- Go, Jacob!
Do the Jerk.
Eat--
(laughter)
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
(bell dings) - Oh, we can--
We can top that. - Y'all can do better than that.
- We can body that. Watch this.
You ready? - Y'all can do better than that.
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
(bell dings)
Eat that ass up! - Do the Walk.
- Y'all got Saucy Santana on your team.
(all) Eat that ass up! Eat that ass up!
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
- Maddy's messing it up for y'all.
(buzzer)
- Let me show you how to do it.
(all) Eat that ass up!
(cheering and applause)
- Okay. (bell dings)
(bell dinging)
(cheering and applause)
- We bodied you with your own (bleep)!
DJ D-Wrek? - Yo.
I gotta give that to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
(cheering and applause)
- That's how we do-- don't get mad, Saucy Santana.
Don't get mad. We got a lot more game to play.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Coming up, Big Mack can't get a job.
- Your answer is, you're probably unemployed
if you majored in this.
(beeping)
- What is health and fitness?
(laughter)
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
We back outside and we almost all the way back.
Make some noise for Saucy Santana over there virtually.
(cheering and applause) Next time,
Saucy gotta pull up in person.
But holdin' 'em down over here on the New School squad,
y'all make some noise for Saucy Santwon one time.
(cheering and applause)
We gettin' to it, and we gon' play a classic game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it. It's called Hood Jeopardy.
You know about that? So we gon' play that classic "Jeopardy!" game,
like the TV show, but DJ D-Wrek is gon' give us
some hood answers, and we gon' give y'all some hood questions.
And the questions that are the funniest get a bell.
(bell dings) And the ones that are wack
get a buzzer. (buzzer)
We race to this button right here.
The team with the most bells wins the game.
DJ D-Wrek? - Yes?
- The game is in your hands.
- Are y'all ready? - Yeah!
- Your answer is, phrases that trigger a fight in the hood.
(beeping) - What is,
"Make America Great Again"? Ugh.
- There you go. (bell dings)
(beeping) - What is, "That's where I (bleep) your bitch"?
(bell dings) Get money!
- Money!
(beeping) - What is, "Your mama"?
What is, "Worldstar"? (bell dinging)
(beeping)
- What is, "What's up then?" - What's up?
- What's up then? - The hell you talking 'bout?
- What's up then? What's up then?
(bell dings)
(beeping) - What is,
"You ain't gon' do (bleep)"?
(bell dings)
- Your answer is, this is the most coveted item
in a Black household.
(beeping) - What is,
"Where is that petroleum jelly?"
(bell dings) - There it is, Vaseline.
(beeping) - Yurrp!
(all) Yurrp!
- What is seasoning?
(cheering and applause) (bell dings)
(beeping)
- What is snacks?
'Cause my mama be hiding that (bleep) under her bed.
(bell dings) - Facts.
(beeping) - What is, "Keeping the door closed
because you lettin' out all my cold air"?
(cheering and applause) (bell dings)
- I got one. I got one.
- What is the 'mote control?
- A 'mote control. (bell dings)
- The 'mote control. - How you know, Maddy?
(laughter) - Yeah, you know what?
Never mind, Maddy, come on. - Oh, come on!
(beeping) I got one, I got one.
What is the seat on the couch every Tuesday at 8:00 p. m.
for "Wild 'N Out"?
(cheering and applause) (bell dings)
- All right. I got you. - That was a good one.
Your answer is, you're probably unemployed
if you majored in this.
(beeping)
- What is health and fitness?
(laughter, bell dings)
- That's real (bleep).
- Your answer is,
aspects Nick Cannon looks for in a woman.
- Ah! Ah! - You know you don't. Sit your ass!
- Damn Bobb'e little ass! (beeping)
- What is fertility?
(laughter, bell dings)
(beeping) - What is a pulse?
(bell dings) - You just trying to say I'll hit anything?
(beeping) - What is,
"You don't mind being a babysitter, do you?"
(laughter, bell dings)
- Your answer is, people say this
before cheating on their diet.
- No, no, no. No, (bleep) all y'all.
(beeping) What is,
"'Cause I had a great day today"?
(beeping, bell dings)
What is, "'Cause I had a (bleep) day today"?
(beeping, bell dings) What is, "'Cause I got--"
No, skinny (bleep), move. Move, get out of the way.
(beeping) What is, "'Cause it's Friday"?
(beeping) What is, "'Cause it's Saturday"?
(beeping) - I got one!
- Move, rich, skinny (bleep)! (beeping)
What is, "'Cause it's the Lord's day"?
(bell dings) - What is, "Yurrp"?
(laughter, bell dings)
(beeping) - What is Monday?
(beeping, bell dings) What is Taco Tuesday?
(beeping, bell dings) What is Eat Whatever Wednesday?
(beeping, bell dings) What is Throwback Burgers Thursday?
(bell dings) Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
(beeping) What is (bleep) Friday?
(bell dings)
(cheering and applause)
(bell dinging)
- That might be one of the best Hood Jeopardy's we've had in a while.
- It was. - D-Wrek, who won?
- Gotta definitely give that to the New School.
Make some noise. (cheering and applause)
- Saucy Santana, Saucy Santwon,
and the whole Saucy New School came to play.
Everybody on they feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Coming up, Saucy Santana shows 'em how it's done.
- All right, it's Fashion Week.
We got London. This gon' gimme London.
Give me Paris, New York. I don't know where we at.
Yeah, ho, yeah, I know that you can talk.
You talking all that (bleep), but lemme see if you can walk.
(cheering and applause)
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
(cheering and applause)
New School versus Old School and it's so cool.
Y'all give it up for Saucy Santana
over there on New School.
(cheering and applause) Saucy Santana.
Whole Saucy team over there.
And we 'bout to play a game that everybody is
quickly calling they favorite.
It's called Greenery Screenery.
Yeah, each team is gon' get the opportunity to do some real improv.
Some scenery is gon' jump on here.
We gon' be funny. If it's funny to everybody,
it gets a bell. (bell dings)
If it's wack to everybody, gets that buzzer.
(buzzer) Team with the most bells wins the game.
It's as simple as that. DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- All right, y'all ready to wild out?
(all) Yeah!
- Your scene is a concert.
- Due to unforeseen circumstances-- we apologize--
DaBaby will not be performing tonight.
(audience exclaiming, bell dings)
- Wow.
- Dude! - Dude!
- Dude, we're here, bro. (bleep) A.
- I can't believe it. These are awesome seats, man.
- Dude, it's perfect. You know, this is the last time
I saw my favorite group. You wouldn't believe it.
Pubic Hair. - I love Pubic Hair!
I was here last week and I saw Buttplugs unplugged!
- Buttplugs?! Jesus Christ!
I saw them. They opened up for Anal Bead!
- I love Anal Beads! It's (bleep) rock!
(buzzer) - You guys are just nasty people.
- Oh, my God.
I would like to thank you for the award
of the greatest white woman on "Wild 'N Out" of all time--
- I'm sorry, Maddy, but Justina Valentine
is the greatest white girl, no cap.
(bell dings) I'm sorry, okay?
(cheering and applause)
- Your scene is a dog park.
- Why it's only one dog here?
- Dog park, round three.
Fight! (bell dings)
- Are you gon' fight the dog?
(laughter)
(buzzer)
- Hey, 911, I would like to report a Black man for existing.
So... - (audience exclaiming)
- Ohh! (bell dings)
- That's how y'all do. - Oh, my God.
Has anybody seen my little dog? He's very small,
ugly in the face, answers to Bobb'e J.?
- (audience exclaiming) - Bobb'e J.?
(bell dings)
- That's funny. - Maddy, what the hell?
Stop kissin' that damn dog!
The hell are you doing?
(buzzer) - It's a white people thing.
- Come here, dinner!
- (audience groaning) - Wow!
- Yes! (bell dings)
- The scene is Fashion Week.
- All right, it's Fashion Week. We got London.
This gon' gimme London. Gimme Paris, New York.
I don't know where we at.
Yeah, ho, yeah, I know that you can talk.
You talking all that (bleep), but lemme see if you can walk.
- Hey! (bell dings)
- (beatboxing) - You!
- Fashion Week, round four.
Fight! (bell dings)
- All right, give it up for our new look,
G.I. Plain.
(bell dings) - What?!
- (beatboxing)
(cheering and applause)
(bell dings)
(bell dinging)
- That was a hell of a game. DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- The New School took that one.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
- Ha ha! Feel the vibes.
- Whatever, Saucy Santana.
The Saucy team is winning, y'all.
We got more game to play. It's all good.
D-Wrek, take us out.
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
(Nick) Coming up, the Wildstyle queen goes in.
- ♪♪ And Swag, I hate your clothes, how you rock those ♪♪
♪♪Last name Swag, first name Got No ♪♪
♪♪ New School, better leave us alone ♪♪
♪♪ How you get Saucy Santana? Y'all dry as a bone ♪♪
- Whoo! (cheering and applause)
- And that's why she the GOAT! That's why she the GOAT!
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
(music stops)
- Planet "Wild 'N Out", make that noise.
We back outside, season 17.
And y'all give it up for Santwon, the Saucy squad,
and Saucy Santana over there.
(cheering and applause)
Too much sauce. We gettin' to it.
And it's time for the bonus round.
It's called the...
(all) Wildstyle!
- For sure. Saucy Santana, you see we got
that million dollar comedy chain over there.
You see it? It could be yours.
You ready for it? - Uh-huh.
And it match my ice. - Okay.
It match his ice. Well, you know how you get that
is just freestyle rapping. Here at "Wild 'N Out",
we focus on them jokes, so one point added
to your total score could get you that W,
could get you that chain.
D-Wrek, you ready? - I'm ready.
- Saucy Santana, you gon' have to go first.
Step up with your Saucy squad over there.
New School, Old School, step up.
- Yeah, let's go, New School!
- Yeah! - Old School!
- Talk your talk. D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪♪♪
Say it with 'em, yo. - (all) ♪♪Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle, Wildstyle ♪♪
- ♪♪ If I spit on Nick's shirt, his chest gon' break ♪♪
♪♪ Put him on a real scale 'cause he only wear a 8 ♪♪
♪♪ I call it how I see it, Nick skinny and rich ♪♪
♪♪ But he look like he shop at Abercrombie and Bitch ♪♪
- Ohh! (bell dings)
- I said that! - Oh! Oh!
- I said that in season three.
♪♪ That's Saucy Santana, they call me Jewels ♪♪
♪♪ Old boy, we servin' all you Ls ♪♪
♪♪ It ain't a bad thing, do what you wanna do ♪♪
♪♪ But you comin' in here, we washin' your whole crew ♪♪
♪♪Santwon, Santana, say it's off ♪♪
♪♪ But everybody know I kicked the sauce off ♪♪
- Oh! - Yo, whatever, whatever.
- ♪♪ Kicked the sauce off ♪♪
♪♪ Everybody know that I kicked the sauce off ♪♪
(bell dings) - All right, yo.
♪♪ Mimi, sweetie, come see me, I'm too clean ♪♪
♪♪ But open up your eyes, baby, switch to full-screen ♪♪
♪♪ All your kids' names, I bet they hella tight ♪♪
♪♪ If I threw some forks, I bet I know what they sound like ♪♪
♪♪ And last night we was taking a jog ♪♪
♪♪ You said you had a nice dinner ♪♪
♪♪ But you miss your dog ♪♪
(bell dings) - Cut the beat.
- Wow, that was like every Asian stereotype.
- Can you cut the beat for me? Cut the beat for me.
(music stops) Thanks, Sa-wonton.
If you're gonna come for me, you better watch your tone
before I tell Biden to cancel your PPP loan.
- Whoo! (bell dings)
- And Maddy, you smell like two dead fish in a pond.
The only time you get action is when you insert a tampon.
- Whoo! - Damn!
- Bring the beat back!
Talk your (bleep), Maddy! - (all) ♪♪Wildstyle ♪♪
- Here we go. ♪♪ Nick, can you swim? I'm not so sure ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause it looks like you're drowning in child support ♪♪
- Facts. Facts. (bell dings)
- ♪♪ Uh, yo, Maddy, you know that I'm all that ♪♪
♪♪ Your jokes like your ass, they always fall flat ♪♪
♪♪ And Swag, I hate your clothes, how you rock those ♪♪ (bell dings)
♪♪ Last name Swag, first name Got No ♪♪
(bell dings) ♪♪ New School, better leave us alone ♪♪
♪♪ How you get Saucy Santana? Y'all dry as a bone ♪♪
- Whoo! (bell dings)
- And that's why she the GOAT!
That's why she the GOAT!
- Hey, DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat real quick.
(music stops) Hey, yo, Justina.
If your butt cheeks came in cup sizes...
they are Bs.
I should call you Arby's,
'cause down below, you got the meat.
- Okay!
- And that's why DJ D-Wrek wrecks the beat.
Con cuts it, so he can wreck your beef.
- Uh-huh, okay. - That's weird.
- And now you're roasted. - Uh-huh?
- So that means you got roast beef.
- Uh-huh? - And I'm vegan,
so I will never eat. - Okay.
I got the meat, that's true. I can't shake it.
But you like Santwon and Saucy Santana,
'cause I bet you wanna take it.
(audience exclaiming, bell dinging)
(cheering and applause)
- D-Wrek, let 'em know what it is.
- I gotta say, the Old School came back and took that one.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all!
- The GOAT! The GOAT is in the building!
The GOAT is here! That's how we do.
I guess, Saucy Santana,
next time you gon' have to pull up in person
if you want this W. - What?!
This game is rigged. This game is rigged.
I want a recall. Period.
- Well, you welcome here at "Wild 'N Out"
whenever you wanna pull up.
Y'all make some noise for Saucy Santana.
- Yeah! (cheering and applause)
- And he got a hit record. We gon' hold on to this chain right here.
I want everybody on they feet, turn your TVs up,
and make some noise for Saucy Santana!
(cheering and applause)
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ Walk, walk, walk, walk... ♪♪
♪♪ Uh, yeah, yeah, I know that you can talk ♪♪
♪♪ You talking all that -- but lemme see if you can walk ♪♪
♪♪ Unh, let me see you walk ♪♪
♪♪ Walk, walk, walk... ♪♪
♪♪ Unh, yeah, yeah, I know that you can talk ♪♪
♪♪ You talking all that -- but lemme see if you can walk ♪♪
♪♪ Walk it like I talk it, I'm a big stepper ♪♪
♪♪ Make a little money, leave a little on the dresser ♪♪
♪♪ Dapper Dan in my Gucci sweater ♪♪
♪♪ -- on Rihanna, grab your umbrella ♪♪
♪♪ All you do is talk, but I ain't hearing it ♪♪
♪♪ It ain't the new new --, then I ain't wearing it... ♪♪
- ♪♪MTV ♪♪
(all) Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N...
♪♪♪♪
- ♪♪ MTV ♪♪