[man] This is Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out!
The home of freestyle comedy
and the battle of the Old School versus the New School.
Starring Captain NLE Choppa.
[chanting] Wildin', wildin'!
Let's wild out!
[chanting continues] Wildin', wildin'!
Alright, y'all! I need everybody up out your seats!
Put your hands in the air and make some noise for your host,
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[chanting and cheering]
-[funky record scratch] -Atlanta, make some noise!
[loud cheering]
We up. We going all the way up.
Give it up for my day one over there, DJ D-Wrek!
How y'all doing? How y'all doing?
Alright, alright.
Y'all gotta make some noise for the queens,
the Wild 'N Out goddesses!
[cheering]
Thank you, ladies. Appreciate you!
And, as you know, this is the home of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head-to-head to see who's the funniest.
And I got a feeling it's gonna be my team.
-'Cause I be cheatin'! -[laughter]
Y'all make some noise for team Old School!
[cheering]
Bobb'e J.
Justina Valentine!
Jessie Woo!
Chico Bean!
[indistinct]
C-O-N, Conceited!
And Hitman Holla!
Y'all give it up for team New School!
C. King!
Joey D.!
The queen!
Where are you? I see you.
Frak with fracture!
Romaine!
And the only one gettin' money, Vinny G!
From the Jersey Shore!
The show is hotter than ever
because of young brothers
like this brother I'm about to bring out here right now.
Make some noise for NLE Choppa!
[loud cheering]
-Hey, how y'all doing? -[Nick] Young king!
Now, let everybody know, first time-first time
that we chopped it up, first time you got at me,
you was-you was Twitter trolling me!
I was on one. I wasn't trolling. I was for real.
-You ready to get to it? -Let's do it.
Let's wild out, y'all! Y'all make some noise for NLE Choppa!
[cheering]
We got a real spitter in the building.
We might as well play:
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
Your topic is seafood.
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ I want some seafood is what his girl said ♪♪
♪♪ That's why I had to crack her open like some crab legs ♪♪
♪♪ Oh like some crab legs? Oh that's some raw [bleep] ♪♪
♪♪ I had your girl and she slurped it like a crawfish ♪♪
♪♪ You said crawfish? Oh you be jammin' ♪♪
♪♪ That's why your girl coochie reek like a salmon ♪♪
♪♪ Oh like a salmon? Man, you a simp ♪♪
♪♪ Your girl's in my bed curled up like some cooked shrimp ♪♪
♪♪ You said some curled shrimp I guess that's OK ♪♪
♪♪ Because I got his new girl and his Old Bay ♪♪
♪♪ Oh like some Old Bay? What's your reasoning ♪♪
♪♪ We both know white people don't use seasoning! ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
-[ding] -♪♪ Pick up and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ And kill it and kill it ♪♪
The topic is the mall.
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ We at the mall This [bleep] is fun ♪♪
♪♪ My girl let me glaze over her Cinnabon ♪♪
♪♪ Her Cinnabon You know I'm the man ♪♪
♪♪ I'm piping your sister and your Auntie Anne ♪♪
♪♪ My Auntie Anne? Well I'm with your mom ♪♪
♪♪ And she took me to bed, bath, and beyond ♪♪
♪♪ Bath and beyond? You got a cap gun ♪♪
♪♪ You know it's a Mack if you see what I pack, son ♪♪
♪♪ See what you pack, son, well that's why I'm rappin' more ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause I got genius bars I'm at the Apple store ♪♪
♪♪ You at the Apple store You spittin' rhymes ♪♪
♪♪ But me, I'm a shoe-in when I finish lines ♪♪
♪♪ Finishing lines? Well, you gotta wait, watch ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause I'm gonna go until I make the GameStop ♪♪
♪♪ You make the game stop You know it's a wrap ♪♪
♪♪ Your girl like designer She go to the Saks ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
[ding]
Bars! Your topic is health and wellness.
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
♪♪ Health and wellness you know that is crazy ♪♪
♪♪ Yo shoutout for you knowing about Dr. Sadie ♪♪
♪♪ Know 'bout that doctor The doctor de-Sadie ♪♪
♪♪ The only meat I eat [bleep] but a [bleep] vegan ♪♪
♪♪ Aw, he's a vegan I know you [bleep] ass ♪♪
♪♪ But why you bring that up in front of the class? ♪♪
♪♪ Amigo is tall He talk health and wellness ♪♪
♪♪ We gonna do this Share something [bleep] ♪♪
♪♪ Don't be selfish ♪♪
Can you share me some wives though, share me some women?
I know we talking about health and wellness. Share some women?
♪♪ Wanna know about the ladies, take it back to the 80's ♪♪
♪♪ Everything that you knew though ♪♪
♪♪ I make it Swayze ♪♪
♪♪ I'm gon' go crazy with NLE Choppa ♪♪
♪♪ I got my baby mama over there So confident ♪♪
♪♪ We gonna keep poppin' We gonna keep goin' ♪♪
♪♪ Freestyle this and you know we gonna flow it ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause I'ma go pimpin' and I'ma get to dip this ♪♪
♪♪ But you don't need me [bleep] you from Memphis ♪♪
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
[ding]
♪♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪♪
-[dinging] -[cheering]
I don't know. That was a close one.
But NLE wanted to change the subject
to health and wellness to-to my baby mamas.
[D-Wrek] It got personal.
-That's health and wellness too. -Yeah, you right!
The household is health and wellness, right?
[Nick] Preach, young man. That's what I'm talking about.
But who won?
Nick, you stayed on topic, so I gotta give it to the Old School!
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all!
[Nick] We got a lot more game to play.
D-Wrek, take us out!
-[music plays] -[chanting] Wildin'!
[Nick] Hey! Hey!
Hey! [shouts]
I just wanted to know your name. See what your name was.
Virginia.
That's funny, though. That's my name too.
[laughter]
Well, technically, you know.
You are what you eat.
[laughter and cheers]
[chanting] Wildin', wildin'!
[music stops]
ATL, make some noise!
[cheering]
Welcome back to a classic episode of Wild 'N Out.
Over there on the New School as the team captain,
we got a hip hop superstar, NLE Choppa!
[cheering]
And he already talking to me. He's like,
he's been so excited to be here.
Because he been trying to holla at everybody.
I said, "Might as well play a classic game
that I know we all love, especially NLE Choppa."
It's called "Let Me Holla".
[cheering]
We know how to do this. We have put the power
in the goddesses hands.
So we gonna bring out a Wild N Out goddess.
[cheering]
[Nick] What's up, Miss Virginia?
-You ready? -[trilling] I'm ready.
[trilling] I'm ready. I'm ready!
I'm ready.
Hey, DJ D-Wrek?
Are you ready?
Old School, wild out.
[cheering]
[trilling] I really like your outfit.
That's very nice, very nice.
But look, though. Look, stop playing.
-Your name is Virginia. -Yes.
-Like the American state, right? -Yes.
Your name is Virginia. Well, if your name is Virginia,
then my name is Richmond, 'cause I wanna be inside you.
[laughter]
-[ding] -That was fire.
Hold up! No, no, no!
Let's meet Virginia.
That was fire. That was fire. Hold on.
I think I got something like that. I like that. OK.
-You said your name Virginia? -Yes, sir!
-Like the American state? -Yeah, just like the state.
OK, cool.
I wanna change my name to Kentucky,
-so I can be behind ya. -[laughter]
-Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! -[ding]
Wait. Your name is Virginia, right?
-Oh, gosh. Yes. -Just like the American state?
Alright, well, I wanna be the Maryland,
-so I can be on top of you. -[laughter]
[ding]
Your name Virginia, right?
-Like the state? -Just like the state.
Well, I wanna be Washington D.C.,
so you can pay me your taxes.
[laughter]
-[ding] -[D-Wrek] That was good.
[shouting a cheering]
-Hey, how you doing? -Hello.
-Or should I say, "Hola"? -[speaks Spanish]
Um, I was gonna ask you that.
[laughter]
But, um, I just wanted to know your name.
-See what your name was. -My name?
-Your name. -Virginia.
-Oh, like what they been saying? -Yes.
It's funny though. It's my name too.
Well, technically, you know.
You are what you eat.
[crowd erupts]
-That boy good! -[ding]
I see why he got the problems that he got now.
Telling your mama and daddy!
-Mira, mami... -[audience cheers]
That's straight up the coolest thing
that's ever happened to me. OK, uh...
That's fair. [aggressive] What's up?!
[normal voice] No, OK. I'll go. I'll chill out. OK.
Damn, girl. [scoffs]
You must be all 21 letters of the alphabet.
Joey, there's 26 letters in the alphabet.
That's right.
You must've left the five vowels at my place
when I had you like, "A! A!
I! O! Oohh!"
-Yes! -[ding]
-That's the power of the chain! -[dinging]
The power of the chain!
[dinging]
We gotta make some noise for Virginia one time
for being such an amazing sport.
-Thank you! -[cheering]
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
Looks like the Old School got more dates.
So Old School wins! Make some noise for Old School!
Old School!
We still out here teaching these young boys
how to do it, it's all love!
DJ D-Wrek, take us out!
[music plays]
[chanting] Wildin', wildin'!
♪♪ Mansa Musa ♪♪
♪♪ Grab more money E'rybody rich ♪♪
♪♪ Mansa Musa grab more money Now e'rybody rich ♪♪
♪♪ Mansa Musa grab more money ♪♪
[chanting] Wildin', wildin'!
-[music stops] -Wild N Out, make some noise!
Classic episode. Got a superstar in the building, y'all.
Make some noise for NLE Choppa right there.
[cheering]
We gonna play a classic game called Hip Hop History, y'all.
[cheering]
We gonna teach y'all a lesson about history,
uh, to a hip hop beat, and, Atlanta,
y'all gonna decide which song is the hottest, alright?
[all] Yeah!
We got the suggestions online using the hashtag #WILDNOUT.
And, uh, this should be easy for y'all, New School.
We gonna give y'all the invention of the helicopter.
-[laughter] -And we got
the richest man to ever live.
-Elon! -[Nick] No, no.
It's a African
by the name Mansa Musa.
-I'ma let y'all cook up. -Old School, wild out.
Just to let those that don't know, Mansa Musa
was the wealthiest man to ever live,
an African man from the Mali empire.
-[cheering] -DJ D-Wrek.
-[hip hop beat plays] -OK!
Hey! We gonna talk about the richest man ever.
OK, and it go a little something like this.
♪♪ The greatest story never told ♪♪
♪♪ Never told ♪♪
♪♪ He walked around giving out gold ♪♪
♪♪ Around giving out gold ♪♪
♪♪ I think it's time we introduce ya ♪♪
♪♪ It's time we introduce ya ♪♪
♪♪ To a king named Mansa Musa ♪♪
♪♪ Not talking Big Meech ♪♪
-♪♪ Big Meech ♪♪ -♪♪ Larry Hoover ♪♪
-♪♪ That dude was cool ♪♪
♪♪ But I'm Mansa Musa! ♪♪
♪♪ Now let me introduce ya ♪♪
♪♪ To Mansa Musa ♪♪
♪♪ Ladies, compared to him ♪♪
♪♪ [bleep] your man's a loser ♪♪
♪♪ Gave so much money, he stay changin' his clothes ♪♪
♪♪ But every village he went through ♪♪
♪♪ He made it rain on them [bleep] ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah, Mansa Musa ♪♪
♪♪ Grab more money E'rybody rich ♪♪
♪♪ Mansa Musa, grab more money Now e'rybody rich ♪♪
[dinging]
-♪♪ Big Meech ♪♪ -♪♪ Big Meech ♪♪
-♪♪ Larry Hoover ♪♪ -♪♪ Larry Hoover ♪♪
♪♪ That dude was cool ♪♪
♪♪ That's Mansa Musa ♪♪
[cheering]
New School, wild out.
[cheering]
We got a different type of chopper going on, alright?
So we gonna go all the way to the top.
DJ D-Wrek, drop that beat kindly.
[music begins]
What y'all know about going straight up
into the goddamned sky?
♪♪ Hella choppas Hella choppas ♪♪
♪♪ Up in the sky ♪♪
♪♪ Hella choppas Hella choppas ♪♪
-♪♪ Hella choppas ♪♪ -♪♪ Going up to the sky ♪♪
♪♪ Hella choppas We going up like a helicopter ♪♪
♪♪ No more airports Hell nah, I'm done with that ♪♪
♪♪ TSA lines got me hella mad ♪♪
♪♪ Taking off on a helipad ♪♪
♪♪ Hell yeah, homie Did I stutter? ♪♪
♪♪ Helicopters always going left for the Wright brothers ♪♪
♪♪ Helicopters Hella choppas all I see ♪♪
♪♪ They invented helicopters ♪♪
♪♪ I invented NLE ♪♪
♪♪ Hella choppas Hella choppas ♪♪
-♪♪ Hella choppas ♪♪ -♪♪ Going up to the sky ♪♪
♪♪ Hella choppas Hella choppas ♪♪
-♪♪ Hella choppas ♪♪ -♪♪ Going up to the sky ♪♪
♪♪ Hella choppas We going up like a helicopter ♪♪
[dinging]
[cheering]
That ain't fair! He got that energy!
It's all good. We gonna do this the right way.
I know who won, but shut up.
[laughter]
Let's bring out a Wild 'N Out goddess to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise...
for the Barbie!
Let's give it up for the Old School.
[cheering]
♪♪ Big Meech! Mansa Musa ♪♪
♪♪ Got more money than e'rybody, bitch ♪♪
-Mansa. Chill out, Mansa. -[Barbie] OK, calm down.
Now, let's give it up for the New School!
[thunderous cheering]
♪♪ Hella choppas Hella choppas, hella choppas ♪♪
♪♪ We got hella choppas Hella choppas, hella choppas ♪♪
The New School!
[music and cheering]
♪♪ Hella choppas We got hella choppas ♪♪
♪♪ Hella choppas Hella choppas ♪♪
[vocalizing]
And don't go for my boy right here, NLE Choppa.
'Cause he'll pull out that choppa and ba-ba-bop ya!
-OK? I said... -And ba-ba-bop ya!
I said he'll pull out that choppa and ba-ba-bop ya!
[cheering]
[chanting] Wildin', wildin'!
-[music stops] -♪♪ Mansa Musa ♪♪
♪♪ Got more money than e'rybody bitch ♪♪
♪♪ Hella choppas Hella choppas, hella choppas ♪♪
♪♪ We got hella choppas Hella choppas, hella choppas ♪♪
Y'all already won that!
We got NLE Choppa in the building over there.
Bringing his superstar energy to the building.
And, right now, it's still anybody's game.
It's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
Oh, yeah. Freestyle rapping, but here at Wild 'N Out,
we focus on them jokes, so each good punchline
is one point added to your total score.
So, Choppa,
that comedy championship belt, the whole show,
it's all yours, all you gotta do is win this round.
-You ready for it? -Let's do it.
New School, step up.
Old School, step up.
[cheering]
We gonna switch it up.
Hip hop style.
Choppa in the building. I'ma get my beatbox on. Let's go.
[beatboxing]
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-Oh, OK. -What it do?
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-[Conceited] ♪♪ What we doin? ♪♪ -♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-♪♪ What we doin'? ♪♪ -♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
♪♪ Let me flick this Chico Bean The man's not hot ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah you act like a G But you can't find the spot ♪♪
♪♪ And Justina don't come at me 'cause I'll fold ya, Manila ♪♪
♪♪ All your bars are just like your lips, all filler ♪♪
♪♪ Don't go for my boy right here, NLE Choppa ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause he'll pull out that choppa and ba-ba-bop ya ♪♪
-OK? -♪♪ Ba-ba-bop ya ♪♪
♪♪ I said he'll put out that choppa and ba-ba-bop ya ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-Hold up. -[chatter]
Wait, look. ♪♪ I gotta say this [bleep] ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause I don't know what y'all started ♪♪
♪♪ But one of y'all mother [bleep] up here just farted ♪♪
[chatter and laughter]
I don't know what happened in here, but it stinks.
Mansa Musa need to buy all y'all some toilet paper.
[Frak] Hey, DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat, man.
Hey, check it. Con, Hitman,
-Oh. -♪♪ Is Con dumb? ♪♪
♪♪ I don't think you a stupid dude ♪♪
♪♪ No, I said condom ♪♪
♪♪ I'm surprised Nick is still using you ♪♪
-[crowd gasps] -[ding]
♪♪ Hey, and we about to drop a classic on y'all ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah, it's our team that farted ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause we gassin' on y'all ♪♪
-Let's go! -[ding]
-Yo. Yo. -He saved my ass.
♪♪ They call me Hitman Holla Frak, I ain't never worried ♪♪
♪♪ I bet you act Black every month of the year ♪♪
♪♪ Except February ♪♪
-That's true. -[ding]
♪♪ I told this mark I'ma let the toaster spark ♪♪
♪♪ I'm tired of looking at you Take ya white ass to the back ♪♪
♪♪ I'm doing this one for Rosa Parks ♪♪
Damn, that was a good one, Hitman.
♪♪ I see you brought the heavy drama ♪♪
♪♪ The only reason why you just ate our team ♪♪
♪♪ Is 'cause you look like Jeffrey Dahmer ♪♪
-[dinging] -[Hitman] Boom!
I think-I think he pulverized him.
I gotta give it to the Old School.
Make some noise for the Old School,
'cause Hitman and Con bodied y'all.
It's all love. That just means you gotta come back.
Man, this is your home. Y'all make some noise for NLE Choppa.
[cheering]
I need everybody on their feet.
Turn your TVs up,
and make some noise for my little brother, NLE Choppa!
["Ain’t Gon Answer" playing]
♪♪ What we doin'? Makin' money What they doin'? Hatin' on us ♪♪
♪♪ If they want it take it from me ♪♪
♪♪ What them other... doin'? ♪♪
♪♪ I don't know I don't stun 'em ♪♪
♪♪ Mind my business on my mama ♪♪
♪♪ How I'm comin' Big booty made her back up ♪♪
♪♪ Shots out the switch made him bag his man up ♪♪
♪♪ Say that she your-- She my private dancer ♪♪
♪♪ You can call her phone but she ain't gon' answer ♪♪
♪♪ Go, go, go, go ♪♪
♪♪ Known to turn up talkin' way past the ceiling go ♪♪
♪♪ She... with me because these carrots like a rabbit silly ♪♪
♪♪ My... pop Percocets, Bite like a willy ♪♪
♪♪ From the city of Memphis we known for-- ♪♪
[musical flourish]
♪♪ Wildin', wildin' Wildin', wildin' ♪♪
[musical flourish]