[narrator] This is Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out,
the home of freestyle comedy
and the battle of the Old School
versus the New School.
Starring Captain Tasha K,
with a performance by Hitman Holla.
Let's wild out.
[audience chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n.
Alright y'all. Everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air.
Make some noise for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon.
[cheering and applause]
-Wild 'n, wild 'n! -[Nick] Let's go!
-Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n! -Spin it back, D-Wrek.
Atlanta, make some noise.
[audience cheers]
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
Yes sir, what's happenin'?
Y'all give it up for the goddesses.
[cheering and applause]
The queens, the Wild 'N Out goddesses.
Appreciate you, ladies.
Home of freestyle comedy. You know what it is.
It's two teams battling head to head
to see who's the funniest.
And I got a feelin' it's gonna be my team
'cause I be cheatin'
Y'all give it up for team Old School.
B. Simone.
Maddy with the fatty.
Karlous Miller.
Charlie Clips.
DC Young Fly.
[cheering and applause]
And performin', Hitman Holla!
[cheering continues]
The youngsters, y'all give it up for 'em.
It's team New School.
[cheering and applause]
Lukas, Christian.
Sir Crosby.
Y'all. Good to see you.
Mojo Brookzz.
Mimi.
And Yerrrp!
[D-Wrek] Oh, whoa!
Oh, I heard that.
[Nick] I was saying before,
you know, I like to create a little controversy
on this here show.
One of the hottest shows on YouTube
and she is always creatin' controversy.
Y'all know what it is, Unwine with Tasha K.
Y'all give it up for Tasha K.
[cheering and applause]
You done went and got the purple hair.
-You ready, Tasha? -I'm ready.
Is there anything off-limits?
'Cause there's nothin' we can't talk about.
There is nothing off-limits.
-She came to play. -I live for this [bleep]!
Y'all make some noise for Tasha K.
I live for this [bleep].
[Nick] Well, this is a fun one.
We gonna start it off real smooth.
We gonna play this game that we love.
It's called The Alphabet Train.
[cheering and applause]
I need everybody to get on stage right now.
Old School, New School, get in alphabetical order.
DJ D-Wrek, what's gonna be the topic?
The topic's gonna be rappers.
But not just any old rappers.
It's gotta be real rappers' names.
-Okay. -[D-Wrek] Alright.
Old School, New School, wild out.
♪♪ Eff it up, eff it up, eff it up, eff it up ♪♪
♪♪ Eff it up on the Alphabet Train ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ A ♪♪
♪♪ Akinyele put it in they belly, y'all ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ B ♪♪
♪♪ Big Boi, we makin' big noise ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ C ♪♪
♪♪ Coolio got hair like Nick ♪♪
♪♪ D ♪♪
♪♪ DMX in Heaven with some dogs ♪♪
♪♪ E ♪♪
♪♪ Elephant Man, Pon de River ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ F ♪♪
♪♪ Fivio Foreign always tourin' ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ G ♪♪
♪♪ Coolin' man Like my [bleep] Gucci Mane ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ H ♪♪
♪♪ Hitman Holla, yeah, he got that guala ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ I ♪♪
-♪♪ I-I-I-I-I ♪♪ -[buzzer sounds]
♪♪ He effed it up, effed it up, effed it up, effed it up ♪♪
♪♪ Effed it up, effed it up, on the Alphabet Train ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ J ♪♪
♪♪ Jadakiss, yes, I'm in this bitch ♪♪
♪♪ K ♪♪
♪♪ Kanye and Kim K ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ L ♪♪
♪♪ Lino, Lil' Kim and Lil Mama ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ M ♪♪
♪♪ Marshall Mathers that's Nick Cannon... ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ N ♪♪
♪♪ Nipsey Hussle, rest in peace ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ O ♪♪
♪♪ Omarion ♪♪
[buzzer sounds]
♪♪ Effed it up, effed it up, effed it up, effed it up ♪♪
♪♪ Effed it up, on the Alphabet Train ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ P ♪♪
♪♪ Papoose we goin' Gadzooks ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ Q ♪♪
♪♪ Q-Tip, that [bleep] old school ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ R ♪♪
-I don't even know. -[buzzer sounds]
♪♪ Effed it up, effed it up, effed it up, effed it up ♪♪
♪♪ Effed it up, effed it up, on the Alphabet Train ♪♪
♪♪ S ♪♪
♪♪ Stupid rappers have some stupid names ♪♪
[buzzer sounds]
♪♪ Effed it up, effed it up, effed it up, effed it up ♪♪
♪♪ Effed it up, on the Alphabet Train ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ T ♪♪
♪♪ Tyler the Creator, the-the, mm-uh-uh ♪♪
♪♪ U ♪♪
♪♪ Don't nobody know no [bleep] with a "U" ♪♪
♪♪ Effed it up, effed it up, effed it up, effed it up ♪♪
♪♪ Effed it up, on the Alphabet Train ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ V ♪♪
♪♪ Vince Mensa, he eats salsa ♪♪
-It's Vic Mensa. -[buzzer sounds]
-She effed it up. -♪♪ Effed it up ♪♪
♪♪ Effed it up, effed it up ♪♪
♪♪ Effed it up on the Alphabet Train ♪♪
[all] ♪♪ W ♪♪
I don't know, I don't know no W.
Wu-Tang! [bleep] Wu-Tang!
♪♪ Effed it up, effed it up, effed it up, effed it up ♪♪
♪♪ Effed it up on the Alphabet Train ♪♪
♪♪ X ♪♪
♪♪ Xzibit, Pimp My Ride ♪♪
♪♪ Y ♪♪
♪♪ Young Moolah Baby ♪♪
♪♪ Z ♪♪
-♪♪ Zendaya, Zendaya... ♪♪ -[buzzer sounds]
♪♪ Effed it up, effed it up on the Alphabet Train ♪♪
We effed that up really badly.
But whatever.
Who won?
The Old School, they [bleep] up the most.
So the New School wins.
Make some noise for the New School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
Tasha K came to play.
We gonna Unwine. Everybody on their feet.
D-Wrek, take us out.
[audience chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Damn. This the lady that owe Cardi B three million dollars?
No wonder she here in disguise lookin' like goddamn Fantasia.
[laughter]
[cheering and applause]
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
-[Nick] Spin it back, D-Wrek. -[record scratches]
Atlanta, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
On the New School over there, hottest podcast,
and showing the game,
Unwine with Tasha K. It's Tasha K over there.
[cheering and applause]
Tasha, it's time to play a game.
It's a classic one. They know it, they love it.
It's called Talkin' Spit.
[cheering and applause]
Now we know you're used to talkin' that talk
and talkin' that ish.
We got our Wild 'N Out goddesses.
They're gonna bring out some chairs,
some buckets, and of course some water.
Game is real easy, Tasha, we ain't gotta do much.
[cheering, applause]
We fill our mouths up with water
and we gotta hold it in there as long as possible.
But each team member gets the opportunity
to come up here and try to make us laugh
so hard that we spit the water out.
Tasha, I need you to come on up here.
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
[D-Wrek] Alright, alright, alright.
[cheering and applause]
Old School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
I am Nick Cannon thoughts.
Damn. This the lady that owe Cardi B three million dollars?
No wonder she here in disguise lookin' like goddamn Fantasia.
-[laughter] -[bell dings]
[chattering]
[laughter]
[cheering and applause]
Aw, thank y'all.
Nick, I just want you to know you can stop this at any moment.
Okay?
[audience laughs]
They gonna let you do it.
Nick, stop it!
[laughter]
-He spit. -He did it.
I got him? I got him!
[cheering and applause]
[indistinct shout]
[cheering and applause]
[laughs]
Ain't it crazy her name Tasha K and she ain't even got $1000?
[bell dings]
But she gonna be straight, though,
'cause you know I can see the future.
You wanna see what she gonna look like
after she finish payin' them folks?
This lady right here.
[laughter and applause]
[cheering and applause]
[Tasha K] Let's go!
Yerrrp?
[all] Yerrrp!
Nick, bruh,
I messed up my hamstring, bruh.
I was workin' out, not paying attention,
messed it all up.
Now look, I know you went to college,
so you know a lot of things.
So I need you to help me, give me advice
how to fix my hamstring.
But you gotta spit the water out to give me advice.
This is for my health, bruh.
For my health, you wouldn't spit the water out
to help me fix my hamstring?
'Cause look, bruh.
[laughter]
-I don't know... -[bell dings]
...which side to put in the ham string.
-[laughter] -[bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, who won, man?
Nick Cannon spit the most, so the New School wins.
Make some noise for the New School.
[cheering and applause]
Tasha K came to play.
Everybody on their feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
[chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
If you paid for all your baby mamas to go on a trip together,
a goddamn fight break out.
They all go to jail.
Who you bondin' out?
You know you're under oath.
[cheering and applause]
[chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
[Nick] Spin it back, D-Wrek.
Wild 'N Out, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Y'all give it up for Tasha K.
[cheering and applause]
It's time to play a game that we all know and love.
It's called Plead the Fifth.
Now, Tasha, we save this game for the real ones.
-Oh God. -And we know you like to talk.
But, uh, you already done incriminated yourself...
-Uh-huh! -...enough in these streets.
So, uh, I advise you,
if someone comes up here and asks you a question
that may put you in some trouble,
do like I do and just plead the Fifth.
-I got it. -Each team member gonna come up
and try their best to make us plead.
The team that pleads the most loses.
DJ D-Wrek, we ready?
Ready. Old School, wild out.
[cheering and applause]
-Oh! -Order in the court.
Nick Cannon, how you doin'?
Alright.
-Tasha! -What you want?
-What do you want? -You in here again?
Yes! [laughs]
Girl, you already lost the last case.
[laughs]
Hey, what was it, about three million, four million?
-Four? It's about five million. -About five million?
-Well, okay. Quick question. -With interest.
I got some uncles that buy [bleep].
Uh...
How much it gonna cost for them to get you out this situation?
'Cause it sound like you owe a lot of people
and, uh...
[audience laughs]
[laughs]
[laughter]
Or did they repo your [bleep] too? Oh!
[audience] Oh!
The [bleep] gone too.
[laughter, applause]
I ain't got it. I ain't got it.
[cheering and applause]
Hey! Come on, come on, come on!
What's up, Nick? What's happenin'?
Question for ya. This what I wanna know.
Alright. We already know you a good baby daddy.
We done heard all about it, all you do for your baby mamas.
I think it's great.
So I was wonderin', hypothetically speakin'...
if you paid for all your baby mamas to go on a trip together,
Cancun, Mexico.
They go to brunch, they done had one too many mimosas...
Goddamn fight break out.
They all go to jail.
You are only allowed to bond out two...
to help you take care of them kids.
Who you bondin' out?
-[woman] Mariah. -[laughter]
You know you're under oath.
You're under oath.
I plead the Fifth.
-[laughter] -[bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
-What's up, king? -Good to see ya.
-[sighs] -How you doin', queen?
-How you doing? -I'm great. I'm DC's uncle.
[laughter]
Nice to meet you, Uncle.
[laughter]
I heard...
-No. Oh! -[laughs]
That just mean the [bleep] half off.
[laughs]
What I wanna know is, right,
'cause I know she's suin' you for four million and all that.
So, what I wanna know is,
do you wanna take the other half of this hundred...
and come back with the Old School,
do somethin' strange for a piece of change?
Or... tape it together,
and put it towards your debt with Cardi?
-Which one? -Oh, uh, piece of change.
Piece of change?
[Tasha] Y'all ready?
[indistinct chatter]
Come on, goddamn it. [bleep] y'all talkin' about?
[Nick] What has this show turned into?
[D-Wrek] How about after the show?
-I'll be back! -[laughter]
I ain't gonna lie, boy.
Thank you, though. Thank you.
It is disgusting.
You havin' a good time?
-Yeah. I am. -You enjoyin' yourself?
You in here laughin' and jokin' it up.
And just showin' your softer personality,
tryin' to win us over.
Yes!
Just playin' the games. Just bein' a good sport.
But let me ask you a serious question.
Do you think them people playin' 'bout they money?
[laughter]
Yes, actually. Yes.
See, that's your problem.
You walk up and down the street all day, playin'.
[crowd shouts]
She ain't playin' 'bout her money.
I know.
You said she had a gun when you seen her, right?
[laughter]
Name one person in the hood that play like that.
[laughter and applause]
Hell of a game.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
Nick, you pled the Fifth the most,
so the New School wins.
Make some noise for the New School.
-[cheering and applause] -Finally, you won in court!
You won one case. This one.
Everybody on their feet. D-Wrek, take us out.
[chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
♪♪ What I'm 'bout to say ♪♪
♪♪ Kinda mean and might leave you a little offset ♪♪
♪♪ But you got sued out your bed ♪♪
♪♪ And now you can't even make a ham sandwich ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause she ain't got no bread ♪♪
[Nick] Oh!
[cheering]
[chanting] Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n!
-[Nick] Spin it back, D-Wrek. -[music stops]
Wild 'N Out, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
It's a classic episode.
One for the books.
Y'all make some noise for the New School team captain,
Tasha K, over there.
[D-Wrek] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She came to play.
Right now it's anybody's game.
'cause it's time for the bonus round.
-And it's called the... -[all] ♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
Ah, yeah. Freestyle rappin'.
But here at Wild 'N Out, we focus on the joke.
So each good punchline
is one point added to your total score.
And, uh, Tasha,
you could, uh, win that comedy championship belt,
take it to the pawn shop.
[laughter]
It was goin' anyway.
Exactly. So, uh, New School,
you better help your team captain out.
Old School, let's step up and show 'em what we do.
-D-Wrek, we ready? -[D-Wrek] Ready.
[cheering and applause]
[beatboxing]
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -♪♪ Yo, yo, yo! ♪♪
♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪ -♪♪ What you playin', fool? ♪♪
♪♪ I'm the top prospect ♪♪
♪♪ What I'm 'bout to say ♪♪
♪♪ Kinda mean and might leave you a little offset ♪♪
♪♪ But you got sued out your bed ♪♪
♪♪ And now you can't even make a ham sandwich ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause she ain't got no bread ♪♪
-[Nick] Oh! -[bell dings]
Yeah.
♪♪ Yo, listen, okay ♪♪
♪♪ You look cringey, you look hard to move ♪♪
♪♪ You look cornier than me and that's hard to do ♪♪
♪♪ You haven't seen a gym since, like, '92 ♪♪
♪♪ You ugly, you can't dress, you need to tie your shoe ♪♪
♪♪ You look like in fights you do karate moves ♪♪
♪♪ You need to brush your teeth and scrub your body too ♪♪
♪♪ I don't like none of y'all raps ♪♪
♪♪ It's all potty food ♪♪
♪♪ Make some noise in the crowd I just bodied you ♪♪
[audience] Oh!
-What? -♪♪ Wildstyle ♪♪
-What? Hell no. -[buzzer sounds]
Cut that [bleep] off.
[music stops]
You ain't bodied nobody
'cause I be smokin' that purple haze.
I can't believe, [bleep], you came up here and said,
"Ooh, I can't wait to eat this banana onstage."
-[laughter] -[bell dings]
Hold on, DC.
And guess what?
You better leave my team alone.
Up here lookin' like a parkin' lot cone.
-[bell dings] -Wait, wait, wait, wait...
B. Simone, I love you,
and I mean that in a respectful way.
Yeah.
But you're bold comin' up here
with your ass showin' like yesterday.
-[audience groans] -[Tasha] Hey, back up.
Hey, hey. I got somethin' for Nick.
-I got somethin' for Nick. -Go on, Tasha.
Now although I do appreciate this here opportunity.
Okay?
'Cause I sure needed the check.
Uh-huh.
But I'm gonna do somethin', okay?
[laughs]
That you never did.
It'll be the first time you around all your kids.
-[cheering] -Yes, they...
Yes, they babies and all...
Hold up. Back up, back up.
Yes, they babies and all and they look the same,
okay?
But can you please, please remember
your Black baby's name?
[cheering]
What's his name?
-I didn't want to say [bleep]... -Oh, okay.
...'cause I didn't want to hurt you.
No, you ain't gonna hurt me.
But I let the whole squad do it,
we really merked you.
-[bell dings] -And I gave you this job
'cause we know what that work do.
But Fantasia, you was really good in The Color Purple.
-[laughter] -[bell dings]
[cheering and applause]
D-Wrek--
You done dropped my white baby!
Look, I'm not gonna embarrass you in front of your kids.
Make some noise for the Old School, y'all.
[cheering and applause]
That just mean you gotta come back, Tasha.
What you wanna say to the people?
-The belt stays here. -Aw, nah.
What you wanna say to the people?
I just wanna say, thank y'all for makin' a way
for a little girl born and raised in Panama City, Florida.
Raised on Section 8...
She tryin' to collect somethin' y'all.
...and still on mother [bleep] Section 8.
[Nick] Everybody on they feet.
Turn your TVs up. We had a great time,
but we 'bout to turn it up to the next level.
[cheering]
Make some noise for Hitman Holla!
[mellow hip hop music playing]
♪♪ Rich... badder than a misfit ♪♪
♪♪ You be popping big... ♪♪
♪♪ Don't care who it is, you killin' em ♪♪
♪♪ Hit stick, grant your whole wish list ♪♪
♪♪ If I book her ticket, I'ma spend this cash ♪♪
♪♪ You killin' em ♪♪
♪♪ Rich... badder than a misfit ♪♪
♪♪ You be popping big... don't care who it is ♪♪
♪♪ You killin' em ♪♪
[dramatic music playing]
[theme music playing]
[musical flourish]