[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out".
[Nick] This is the home of freestyle comedy.
[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
- [bleep] just got real, Nick!
[D-Wrek] And legendary guests.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
[D-Wrek] It's time for season 20.
- Out! - Got damned!
[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats,
put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n ♪
- ATL, make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Season 20, we came to get money.
Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
[cheers and applause] - What's up, y'all, what's up?
- And y'all make some noise for the goddesses,
the ladies of "Wild 'N Out", y'all, give it up for 'em.
[cheers and applause]
It's two teams battling head to head to see
who's the funniest when it comes to this freestyle comedy,
and you know what, I got a feeling
it's gonna be my team 'cause I'm the captain of
the Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Justina Valentine,
Pretty Vee, Maddy,
Santwon, Charlie Clips,
y'all make some noise for Joe Albanese in the building.
[cheers and applause]
Superstar online.
Chico Bean,
and the one and only Michael Blackson.
"Muddasucka." Oh, oh!
[cheers and applause]
Give it up for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
E-man Hudson, B. Simone,
Big JJ, FatsDaBarber,
Thatboyfunny,
Bobb'e J. Thompson,
and Karlous Miller.
[cheers and applause]
And DC Young Fly!
[cheers continue]
Now the Black Squad kinda lit.
[cheers continue]
And I want y'all to keep that energy going 'cause
we got a queen in the building performing for us.
Y'all show your love for Jilly.
[cheers and applause]
How you doing, queen? - How are you?
- Can you take these jokes?
- I'ma give 'em, I'm not gonna take 'em.
[audience gasps] [laughter]
- I like givers, I like givers.
I like givers, we gonna take y'all all the way back
to season one with a classic game,
y'all know it, y'all love it,
it's called Got Props.
[cheers and applause]
Our "Wild 'N Out" goddesses, they got random props
that they gonna give each team,
we gonna have to use that prop
in as many funny ways as possible.
If it's funny, DJ D-Wrek gonna hook 'em up with a bell.
[bell dings] But if it's wack,
it get that buzzer. [buzzer]
Team with the most bells win the game,
y'all ready to get to it?
[cheers and applause]
- Red Squad, wild out.
- Let's go, Red, we got this.
- Yeah, you don't wanna be locked up,
it's real in here, boy, it's real in here.
[laughter] [ding]
- E.T. phone home.
[ding] [laughter]
- Alright, come on, Joey, let me fit you for these braces.
Open wide, there you go.
[laughter] [ding]
- Bobb'e J, come on, your ride here.
[laughter] [ding]
- Move, bitch, I got TSA pre-check.
[laughter] [ding]
- Anybody wanna buy bread?
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ Down home cowgirl ♪
No? A guitar? - Don't worry, don't worry,
bring it on back, bring it... [buzzer]
[laughter]
- If you hit my ankle one goddamn more time in this...
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! [ding]
[laughter]
- [mock Spanish accent] Alright, we gonna do your hair,
under the dryer, hello...
[speaking mock Spanish]
- No hablo. [buzzer]
- Hell yeah, these them new cart chains,
it's heavy out here boy, you serious?
[ding] [laughter]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Yo, we bodied that. Red Squad!
- I heard a few buzzers. Black Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
It's a timed game, dummy. - Shut up.
[laughter]
Hmm, hmm...
- Oh, okay, okay, he's thinking outside the box.
[laughter]
- Get it? It's an ex box.
[laughter] [ding]
- M'kay. - Jilly, what are you doing?
- Doing my box braids, girl.
[laughter] [ding]
- Amazon delivery.
[laughter] [ding]
- [imitating screeching]
[laughter] [ding]
- It's a boxing glove.
[laughter] [ding]
- Yes, sir, we about to hot box.
[laughter] [ding]
- [both beatboxing]
[ding] [laughter]
- I got one.
Justina, get your ass out the house, girl!
[laughter] [ding]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Hell of a game. DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Yo, I gotta give that one to the Black Squad,
make some noise for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
- We got a lot more games for ya,
DJ D-Wrek, get money for season 20, let's go.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- My mother is gonna be very proud of me.
- She is, she is. - I been in America
selling out, banging white women for many years.
Finally, I'm taking home the queen of Zmunda.
[laughter]
An actual sexy dark who make love...
you have to sleep with the lights on.
You turn your lights off, you like, where you at,
no, where you at, no, where you at?
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Over there on the Black Squad, we got Jilly in the building.
Keep it going for her, she gonna be
performing later.
Joe Albanese, superstar online.
It's already a hell of a game,
and you know what, it's time to get
to this next game, it's a classic,
y'all know it, y'all love it,
it's called Let Me Holla.
[cheers and applause] Oh yeah.
But for season 20, we done put a new spin on it.
We all about empowering our queens, our goddesses here,
so they gonna determine who wins this game.
So y'all make some noise for Barbie.
[cheers and applause]
Each team member is gonna have the opportunity to come
up here and holla at Barbie.
Team with the most bells wins the game,
y'all ready to get to it?
[cheers and applause]
- Black Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- How you doing, Barbie? - I'm good, how are you?
- You know, I'm really into poetry, so I'ma
just spit one of my pieces to you.
You know, baby, you make me smile,
you make me cheese, your intellect
and your spiritual connection
make me wanna get down on one knee,
I mean, I'm just tryna let you know like,
my mama told me to pray if it's meant to be,
so I just wanna ask you today, baby,
you got some weed?
[laughter]
[ding]
[cheers and applause]
- You Barbie, right? - Yes.
- Yo, I was just looking at your Instagram,
and I see you braid hair.
- Yeah, I do. - You really good too.
Yeah, so I was just wondering if I could sit between your legs.
- Absolutely.
- A'ight, good... [ding]
- I'm only paying half price though, just know,
I ain't got all my [bleep]... - Get it going, Chico.
- Half price.
[cheers and applause]
- Where you from?
- Sierra Leone, West Africa. - West Africa?
- Yeah. - Look at me.
I am your boyfriend now.
- No, you're not.
[laughter]
That's it?
- No, I was just gonna come up here
and tell you I could help your grandma get that green card.
- It's okay, no.
[laughter] [buzzer]
- Ungrateful!
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- You know, I usually prefer sunrises over sunsets,
but I'd gladly watch you go down.
[audience gasps]
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- My mother is gonna be very proud of me.
- She is, she is. - I been in America
selling out, banging white women for many years.
Finally, I'm taking home the queen of Zmunda.
[laughter]
An actual sexy dark, we make love...
you have to sleep with the lights on.
You turn your lights off, you like, where you at,
no, where you at, no, where you at?
[laughter]
Is it me or that crackhead DC Young Fly?
Pick one... - It's you.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
[laughter]
- So everybody came up here and wanna holla at you.
Nobody want you, you look like
Michael Blackson with a wig on, [bleep].
[laughter] [buzzer]
[cheers and applause]
- I got this.
You said you from Africa, right? - Yeah.
- Okay, so I know in your country,
before a man makes a girl his woman,
he has to present the family with a gift.
So I took the liberty
of gifting you a GOAT.
Baa...
[laughter] [buzzer]
[overlapping shouting]
[laughter continues]
- Where you going, E-man?
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
[Emmanuel] Pregnant... - Is it true--
[laughter]
- Pregnant!
[laughter continues]
[laughter]
- Go ahead, Nick, let's see if you can make this happen.
- I'm not trying to get her pregnant.
[laughter]
- You ain't never trying.
[laughter] - That's facts.
- You never trying... - It just happens.
[Karlous] Pregnant.
[laughter]
[indistinct chatter]
- Is it true that they say the darker the berry,
the sweeter the juice? - Yes, absolutely.
- Well, I'm tryna be on a juice cleanse.
[audience gasps] - Pregnant!
[laughter] [ding]
- Well, you can clean me out. [rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
Pregnant, that was hilarious. [laughter]
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Yo, I gotta give that to the Red Squad,
make some noise for the Red Squad.
- Y'all make some noise for Barbie one time
for being such an amazing sport.
Don't worry, Jilly, we got more game to play.
Everybody on they feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- ♪ I'm finna get silly in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to make a [bleep] milly in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know I'm a big willy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I get high... ♪ That was my word!
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
We got the superstar Jilly in the building.
Y'all give it up for her.
[cheers and applause]
Music, online, TV, film and all that,
but right now it's time to play Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheers and applause]
At the end of the game, the team with the most students
still in class wins.
DJ D-Wrek, you ready? - I'm ready.
♪♪
[all] ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Unh, we got Jilly in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to buy some hillys in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm finna get silly in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to make a [bleep] milly in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know I'm a big willy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I get high... ♪ That was my word!
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm not doing the homework in the classroom ♪
- Hey... [bleep].
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to throw a paper in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Goodbye, see you later in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, y'all is some haters in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, oh, wafers in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I got that paper chaser in the classroom ♪
♪♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You look pregnant in the classroom ♪
♪♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- Get your pregnant ass out the classroom.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know me, I bust a move in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Ooh, I flunked school in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yo, I like to groove in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, don't be rude in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Chico Bean, I'm so smooth in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I got attitude in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I don't even need a dude in the classroom ♪
- Hey...
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm gonna take a [bleep] in the classroom ♪
- What? [laughter]
- He gonna [bleep] in the classroom.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
[school bell rings] [cheers and applause]
- That was a hell of a game.
DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know, man.
- Yo, the Red Squad bodied that one,
so make some noise for the Red Squad y'all.
- We got that Wildstyle battle coming up, don't worry, Jilly,
we going in, everybody on they feet,
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- ♪ It's astounding how we clowning, now you drowning ♪
♪ Watch you frowning, DC, take this pounding ♪
- ♪ "Take this pounding, I'ma tell you we rounding" ♪
♪ Sounding, listen, this how Justina sounding ♪
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Season 20 we getting money, y'all give it up for
the Black Squad captain over there, Jilly.
[cheers and applause] She gonna perform for us later.
We got the superstar Joe Albanese.
[cheers and applause]
Right now it's anybody's game, y'all, 'cause it's time
for the bonus round, and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- You know what it is, yes, here on "Wild 'N Out",
we focus on them jokes when it comes to freestyle rapping.
So each punchline, good punchline,
is gonna be one point added to your total score.
So anybody can win that comedy championship belt right there,
the gold, we got the gold, it's going up...
- I need it, I need it, I want it.
- Black Squad step up, Red Squad step up.
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em y'all...
[all] ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Jilly Jilly Jilly, can't you see ♪
♪ Somehow your words just hypnotize me ♪
♪ And I just love your jazzy ways ♪
♪ So I'm tryna say I'll be on the Black Squad today ♪
- Pregnant!
[ding] [laughter]
- Pregnant! - Pregnant!
- Pregnancy. Car seats.
- ♪ Jilly in this thang and you know it's going down ♪
♪ I'm a mother[bleep] queen repping H-town ♪
♪ Now, Nick, I'ma need you to stop rapping, Nick ♪
♪ And take a goddamn knee like Kaepernick ♪
[ding]
[laughter]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Hey, Fats, you up here looking like a fool ♪
♪ And these are drawers that they give you ♪
♪ When you pee yourself in school ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Say it with 'em y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪
♪ Let me break it down, I'ma compound it ♪
♪ B lost weight, and Fats must've found it ♪
♪ It's astounding how we clowning, now you drowning ♪
♪ Watch you frowning, DC, take this pounding ♪
- ♪ "Take this pounding, I'ma tell you we rounding" ♪
♪ Sounding, listen, this how Justina sounding ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- That was pretty damn good. - That was good...
- That was a good impression.
- Hold up, muddasucka.
DJ, turn it off, please, one second...
[music stops] [cheers and applause]
I don't like none of these [bleep].
[laughter]
Come here, DC Young Fly,
you're funny looking, skinny, and ashy.
You look like me if I never made it.
[laughter]
B. Simone, come here,
you been single so long,
your name should be B. Alone.
[laughter] [ding]
- Bring the beat back.
♪♪
Say it with 'em y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪ - Here we go, here we go.
♪ Yo, you a [bleep] opp ♪
♪ Hey y'all, look y'all, it's two monkeys ♪
♪ And they brought a monkey pox ♪
♪ I let off two Glocks, man, this [bleep] so small ♪
♪ I bet his blanket at home is a tube sock ♪
♪ I let off two shots ♪ [ding]
♪ And this [bleep] die, guess where the funeral at ♪
♪ In a shoebox ♪
[ding] [laughter]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Yo, DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know what it is.
- I'm sorry, Jilly, but I gotta give that
to the Red Squad, make some noise for 'em.
[cheers and applause]
- Joe Albanese took that gold.
Don't worry, Jilly, you can come back
whenever you like.
Now that we getting married,
it's like... [laughter]
What's mine is yours,
I got a bunch of them belts at home.
- Aww. - But I need everybody
on they feet, turn your TVs up,
'cause we in for a special treat,
make some noise for Jilly.
[music and applause]
♪♪
- ♪ What you mean ♪
♪ I been all you need ♪
♪ Taste so sweet ♪
♪ My -- so elite ♪
♪ Count yo blessing ♪
♪ You know I'm yo blessing ♪
♪ Why you stressing ♪
♪ I give you direction ♪
♪ Come on through ♪
♪ Bounce this ass on you ♪
♪ Do what you do ♪
♪ You know you love this view ♪
♪ Brand new coup ♪
♪ Same color as my Loubs like ♪
♪ Goddamn, goddamn ♪
♪ I'm too clean, I'm too fly and you know that ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
- ♪ MTV ♪