Season 20 of...
This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out."
This is the home of freestyle comedy
with iconic battles...
(bleep) just got real!
...and legendary guests.
Let's get wild, eh?
It's time for Season 20.
(shouting)
Let's wild out.
All right, y'all. Everybody get up out of your seats.
Put your hands in the air and make some noise for your host...
Mr. Nick Cannon!
(cheers and applause)
(chanting)
(whirring)
"Wild 'N Out," make some noise.
(cheering)
Ready for Season 20.
Give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
What it do? What it do?
Y'all make some noise for the Wild 'N Out goddesses.
Thank you, ladies.
Appreciate you.
Y'all know this is the home of freestyle comedy.
Two teams battling head to head
to see who's the funniest.
And I think it's gonna be my team
'cause I'm the captain of the Red Squad!
(cheering)
Justina Valentine.
Jessie Woo. Conceited.
Bobb'E J. Thompson. Charlie Clips.
Brent! Good to have you!
Chico Bean.
Karlous Miller.
Y'all give some energy to the Black Squad!
(cheering)
Eman. Santwon.
C King. Morgan Jay.
Phillip Hudson.
Mope Williams.
And DC Young Fly!
(cheering)
We gonna have some fun 'cause we got some
young legends in the building.
So I need y'all to start screaming now.
One half of RSVP.
Y'all make some noise for my guys
Sammy and Bobby V.
(cheering)
Yo.
Y'all ready to do this?
You gonna get some vocals and stuff?
I know y'all serious about the vocal thing.
- We going up. Black Squad.
All right, well, sit your asses over there 'cause...
Black Squad.
...we gonna get to it.
It is Season 20, so we bringing back
all the classics, and y'all love this one.
It's called Let Me Holla.
Make some noise for Joy one time.
(cheering)
- You ready? - Ready.
Let's get to it, y'all. Let's go.
Red Squad, what up?
(cheering)
Mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm.
Look at you.
Look, you remind me of Bobby Valentino and Sammy's verses,
'cause you the baddest one I ever seen.
(cheering)
I like it.
(bell dings)
♪ My baby's boy ♪
(cheering)
What's up? (laughs)
What the (bleep)?
Justina, that's how you would look if you were Black.
Ugly like that.
(laughter)
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
Here we go. (laughs)
Uno, dos, tres,
quatro, cinco, seis, siete,
ocho, nueve, diez.
Okay.
Basically what I'm trying to say,
no matter what language I speak, you a ten.
(cheering)
(bell dings)
(shouting, indistinct)
Uno, dos, tres, quatro.
What's up, mamacita?
You know, they say a man that can dance is good in bed, right?
Uh-huh.
And I'm the salsa king.
So I need you to repeat after me.
- Do as I do, okay? - Okay.
Take two steps to the right. Hey.
Two steps to the left. Hey.
Take two steps back. Hey.
Put your right hand up.
(audience groaning, buzzer)
She did it!
Hey. It's all good. It's all good. Damn!
Yeah, that was a good one, Teddy. That was a good one.
(cheering)
(singing, indistinct)
(guitar)
(Man) Good job.
♪ Girl, do you got some quarters? ♪
♪ Do you? ♪
I don't.
♪ Do you got some nickels and dimes? ♪
Not on me.
♪ Because I told my mom I'd call her ♪
♪ When I met my future wife ♪
(guitar)
(buzzer)
Come on. Come on. Hold on. Hold on.
(singing, indistinct)
(singing)
(bell dings)
Get your ass...
Now play the (bleep) you played the one time.
Play the (bleep) you played.
(guitar)
You got any, like, nickels?
Not on me.
You got any, like, dimes?
Not right now.
That's crazy. 'Cause I told my mom I was gonna change
when I met a woman like you.
(bell dings)
That's how it should have went.
(cheering)
(clears throat)
Since you look so sweet,
I decided I'd do a poem for you.
I got a poem.
(clears throat)
"Roses are red, violets are blue.
Let's have sex..."
(laughter)
- (buzzer) - I still love you, though.
I love you, though. I love--
Lady said no.
(cheering)
Sammie, Bobby up here singing these songs.
That's not even the number one hit single they singing.
I got one for you. Ready?
♪ I'm a gigolo spending lots of dough ♪
♪ And I wear my... three in a row ♪
♪ That's Nick Cannon and you know you gotta go ♪
♪ And... ♪
- ♪ So many ♪ - (bleep)
♪ He might fire you if that green don't show ♪
(bell dinging)
Make some noise for Joy.
Where's my dime?
DJ D-Wrek...
before they start calling HR, all right,
who won?
I gotta give that to the Red Squad.
Make some noise for the Red Squad.
DJ, take us out.
(music and chanting)
(soft music playing)
(music and chanting)
(whirring)
"Wild 'N Out," make some noise.
(cheering)
Classic episode. We got superstars in the building.
Y'all give it up for Sammie and Bobby V.
(cheering)
Since you're all about the vocals,
me might as well put those vocal to the test
and play a game you all know and love called
Sex, Flicks and Chill.
(cheering)
So y'all make some noise for Alexis.
(cheering)
- Y'all ready? - (Audience) Yeah!
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
All right, all right. Red Squad, what up?
(soft music playing)
Yo. Okay. Yo.
DC's fat. Justina's whack.
My body's curving. Nick's a virgin.
Con is tall. Clips is small.
Stantwon's straight. Teddy lost weight.
Look, let me just be real with you.
Ain't a single damn thing that I said was true.
Like, I don't even have the dopest flow.
I lied. My nose's growing. I'm...
Pinocchio.
- That's (bleep) right. - (bell rings)
Way to go, Valentine.
I am a virgin. I don't know, what you're talking about.
(cheering)
I live on Mount Crumpet.
But sitting here with you,
my heart grows three sizes.
My pants are growing too.
I took everyone's presents.
But don't be a snitch.
I give them back the very next day.
I'm da, da, da...
- The Grinch! - The Grinch!
(cheering)
Shut up!
Shut the hell up!
Look, in the ring, they can't mess with my mojo.
You're the only one I let that gives me a low blow.
And sure as you can be,
you float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee.
Uppercut, jab.
After this, call you a cab, cab.
- Ali? - (buzzer)
- Yeah! - She said it. (bell dings)
Listen. Nick, has a lot of these.
- Kids. - Yes! Thank you!
(bell dinging)
Damn, Alexis. Good job.
Y'all give it up for Barbie one time.
(cheering)
Give it up! Give it up!
D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
All right, Black Squad, what up?
(soft music playing)
- Listen to me. - Take it down, bro.
Carter. Plea. Carter. Plea.
This whole thing is going south.
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
(buzzer)
(cheering)
♪ Smoking on that power pack ♪
♪ 'Cause I gotta pass my test ♪
♪ If you need some good reefer ♪
♪ Better call Redman and Red... ♪
"How High"?
(bell dings)
(Nick) Good job. Good job.
"Love Don't Cost A Thing."
(bell dings)
- You ready? - Yeah.
Listen... ♪ I read some books ♪
♪ I had some grass ♪
♪ I used my hand to wipe my tears ♪
(indistinct)
(scat singing)
Uno, dos, tres cuatro, cinco, sies--
(buzzer)
(bell dinging)
Y'all make some noise for Barbie.
You did great.
D-Wrek, who won?
I gotta give that to the Red Squad.
Make some noise for the Red Squad.
(cheering)
Bobby V here and Sammie are in the building.
Y'all make some noise. D-Wrek, take us out.
(music and chanting)
♪ Your cheeks don't match your thighs ♪
(music and chanting)
(whirring)
"Wild 'N Out," make some noise.
(cheering)
We got some young R & B legends in the building.
Y'all give it up for Bobby V and Sammie.
(cheering)
One half of RSVP.
We got some voices in the building.
So we might as well play a classic game called R & Beef.
- Yeah! - We ready.
I need some R & Beef topics.
So y'all gotta give me some problems that's going on.
You know, a great R & Beef song deals with drama and dilemma.
So what's some issues going on?
Scream some (bleep) out. What y'all got?
(crowd shouting)
Screen shots? I thought you said butt shots.
That's actually a good one.
I don't know the difference between BBLs and butt shots,
but we gonna go with BBLs.
All right, is that for both? Both teams.
- Both teams? - Both teams.
Matter of fact, I haven't even heard what they got yet,
but I think we should go first.
You should. You got five seconds to get it together.
Improv, baby. You got this.
We'll keep practicing.
We gotta say this before we start, though.
Let 'em know.
To all the ladies.
This is from me to you.
Your real booty will do.
(cheering)
(music playing)
Two, three.
♪ Shorty got a BBL ♪
♪ She thinks that I can't tell ♪
- ♪ Shorty was sweet ♪ - ♪ I said my booty ♪
♪ Now it's hard as concrete ♪
♪ Yo, they used to say that my booty was flat ♪
♪ So I took my tummy and I turned it into a net ♪
♪ Your booty don't matter as long as you're pretty ♪
♪ Plus I'm a white dude, more of a titty man ♪
♪ A BBL's expensive, you know it ain't free ♪
♪ And it need some shots you can get it from me ♪
♪ I thought he couldn't tell ♪
♪ He went and bought a squeeze ♪
♪ Then he started to leave ♪
♪ Shorty got a BBL ♪
♪ And she thinks that I can't tell ♪
♪ Her booty went... ♪
(bell dinging)
(cheering)
Somebody give me a black jacket.
Black Squad, what up?
DJ, D-Wrek, drop the beat.
(music playing)
(cheering)
♪ Oh, honey ♪
- ♪ You big dummy ♪ - ♪ You big dummy ♪
- ♪ Making all that money ♪ - ♪ Making all that money ♪
♪ Now your body's looking funny ♪
♪ Can I get a refund, refund, refund ♪
♪ I want your old body back ♪
♪ Ever since baby got her BBL ♪
♪ I be looking at her like she crazy as hell ♪
♪ I turned around and I thought I was tweakin' ♪
♪ But, man, booty really was leakin' ♪
She had a lower half, she stressin' me.
The BBL it wasn't an investment, see?
♪ Before the BBL, she was a keeper ♪
♪ At this point, I'll take a booty like Justina ♪
♪ Oh, honey, Oh, honey ♪
♪ You big dummy, you big dummy ♪
♪ Spending all that money, all that money ♪
♪ Your body's looking funny ♪
Listen...
♪ Your cheeks don't match your thighs ♪
(bell dinging)
(singing continues)
We gotta do this the right way.
Let's bring out a "Wild 'N Out" goddess
to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Brittany one time.
(cheering)
All right, so let's give it up the Red Squad.
(cheers and applause)
All right, all right.
Let's give it up for the Black Squad.
(cheers and applause)
Let 'em know who won, Brittany.
The Black Squad!
♪ Oh, honey ♪
- ♪ You big dummy ♪ - ♪ You big dummy ♪
- ♪ All that money ♪ - ♪ All that money ♪
♪ Your body's looking funny ♪
I was gonna stop,
but you look just like the picture off the S-Girl box.
You ever see one of them before?
(music and chanting)
"Wild 'N Out," make some noise.
(cheering)
Energy here is crazy.
It's a classic episode and it's all thanks to
Bobby V and my brother Sammie right there.
(cheering)
R & B greats in the building.
Right now it's time for the Bonus Round.
And y'all know what it's called.
It's called the...
Wild Style!
Yeah. Freestyle rappin'.
But here on "Wild 'N Out," we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is gonna be
one point added to your total score.
Y'all see it over there.
Bobby V, Sammie, y'all could get that.
But your squad gotta step up for you.
So Black Squad, bring it here.
Red Squad, bring it up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
(music playing)
Say it with 'em, ya'll.
Wild style.
Yo, I've known y'all since ya'll was little boys.
Be on tour. Y'all be playing with toys.
But know you're all grown-ass men.
RSVP. And I just really want to say...
I'm proud of you.
(bell dings)
Wild style.
I said, "Ooh, nah, DC.
"Why you built like some beef jerky?"
(bell dings)
♪ And I'll give you this for free, man ♪
Look like Eman if he ate Eman.
And Stantwon, tell you how much he loves dudes.
He's the one who gave blood (indistinct).
And Morgan with the fake beard and curls,
looks like you got cut from the Backstreet Girls.
(bell dings)
Whole team right in front of us,
put Bobby in a grave, tombstone will say anonymous.
- (Crowd) Oh! - (bell dings)
DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
(music stops)
- White boy... - (indistinct)
He not White, he Cuban.
That's right. I'm something.
Come over here, Brent.
Here we go. Here we go.
♪ Now, Brent, I'm not trying to disgrace you ♪
♪ It's not my fault they brought me on here ♪
♪ To replace you ♪
- Yeah. - No.
Keep going.
That's all he got.
- That's all he got. - No, I don't.
That's all he got.
- (buzzer) - That's all he got.
Keep going, (bleep).
Bring that White ass up here.
What you say, (bleep).
Listen, ♪ The Black team ♪
♪ We brought the street ♪
♪ I look like jerky 'cause your mama loved the beef ♪
(cheering)
You know when we get the mic, we make (bleep) scramble.
Ain't neither one of them boys has had a hit
since I was on Disney Channel.
(bell dings)
Hold on. One more thing.
I'm gonna say one more thing.
And then I'm gonna say nothing after this.
On this day, I'm the only Bobb'E J. that matters, bitch!
- (bell dings) - Oh, wait a minute.
I was gonna stop,
but you look just like the picture off the S-Girl box.
You ever see one of them before?
(bell dinging)
(indistinct)
Who won, DJ D-Wrek?
I gotta give that to the Red Squad.
Make some noise for the Red Squad.
(cheering)
Watch out, Bobb'E.
This is mine! You come back and get it!
But you know what?
One thing we about to give you all right now
is some energy and a classic.
I need you on your feet. We doing this for Season 20.
It's a special moment. Turn your TVs up
and make some noise for Bobby V!
(music playing)
♪ I saw you walking down Melrose ♪
♪ You looked like an angel straight out of heaven, girl ♪
♪ I was blown away by your sexiness ♪
♪ All I have to do is catch up to you ♪
♪ Slow down ♪
♪ I just wanna get to know you ♪
♪ But don't turn around ♪
♪ 'Cause that pretty round thing looks good to me ♪
♪♪
(music and chanting)
♪ MTV ♪