[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out".
[Nick] This is the home of freestyle comedy.
[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
- [bleep] just got real, Nick!
[D-Wrek] And legendary guests.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
[D-Wrek] It's time for season 20.
- Out! - Got damned!
[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Alright, everybody up out your seats,
put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's up, what's up, what's up?
- Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
[cheers and applause]
Oh yeah, thank you, ladies.
This is the home of freestyle comedy,
two teams battling head to head to see who's the funniest,
and I think it's gonna be my team cause
I'm the captain of the Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Karlous Miller, Justina Valentine,
Santwon, C-O-N Conceited,
Charlie Clips, DC Young Fly,
and Bobb'e J. Thompson.
[cheers and applause]
Hell of a team right there,
give it up for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
DeRay Davis, y'all.
Love you, king.
B. Simone, Pretty Vee,
Maddy with the fatty,
E-Man Hudson, Chico Bean,
Hitman Holla,
and Radio Big Mack. - Yerrrrp!
- All my strong independent women make some noise.
[women cheering]
Who know how to get they own bag
and say whatever the hell they wanna say.
[cheers and applause]
Makin' they own money so they ain't gotta
tiptoe around no man.
[women cheering]
Well, the team captain is all about that life
and has made a career as a comedian
doing it in a big way, she is a boss,
she is a queen, y'all make some noise
for Jess Hilarious.
[cheers and applause]
Damn, girl.
You family, so we wanna make sure you get
that comedy gold 'cause you deserve it,
you ready to get to it? - Thank you.
I never had a chance to win a belt before, so yeah.
- There it is, y'all give it up
for Jess Hilarious, we about to get to it.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all ready for the first game?
[all] Yeah!
Let's get to it, it's a favorite,
we've been playing this since season one,
it's called Got Props.
[cheers and applause]
It's real simple, we got "Wild 'N Out" goddesses
holding props, and they gonna hand it off to the team,
it's a timed game, so they gotta use that prop
in as many funny ways as they possibly can
in the set amount of time.
DJ D-Wrek, who you wanna see go first?
- I think we're gonna start with the Red Squad.
- A'ight. - Red Squad, wild out.
- Let's get it, ahh.
Come on, come on, come on, Fido.
[laughter] [ding]
- That's what it actually is. - Obvious.
- Hey, yo, welcome bac-- stop crying.
Welcome back to "Wild 'N Out".
[laughter] [ding]
- Supposed to be one of my kids?
- Oh, this new mosquito purse is actually kinda cute.
That's different, wow. [ding]
- Ah [bleep].
- So you sure these new condoms gonna
prevent me having some more kids?
[laughter] [buzzer]
- That's not funny.
- They laughed, you bastard.
- It's not funny to me.
- Yeah, fill it up, fill it up.
- I got you, I got you.
[laughter] [ding]
- That's that gas.
- Say hello to my little friend...
[imitates gunfire] [laughter]
- What this is? [bleep], [bleep]...
[all grunting]
- I don't know. - Come on, Con.
[laughter] [ding]
- [screaming] Oh, God, that Chipotle...
[laughter]
[rapid dinging] - Disgusting.
- Black Squad, y'all ready?
Black Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- Hello, 2011 Nick Cannon?
Don't get that tattoo.
[laughter] [ding]
- That's fire.
- I'm the Statue of [bleep]-try.
[laughter] [ding]
- Hello, Sidney... - Using the phone as a phone?
- W-- what?
- You keep using it as a phone.
- It's literally a phone.
- That's literally a fire hydrant.
- You peed on the hydrant.
- We gave you one. Keep going.
- It's a phone.
- Time to put this on vibrate. [trilling voice]
[laughter] [ding]
Keep it movin'.
- Yo, welcome to Foot Locker, bro, what's up with you?
- I need a size 16... - Let me see, let me see...
[laughter] [ding]
- There's that creativity we was looking for.
- Boy, I ain't had to use a typewriter in years.
[laughter] [ding]
- [making animal sounds]
[laughter] [ding]
- That's funny.
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- D-Wrek, who won?
- Yo, it was real close, but I gotta give it
to the Red Squad, make some noise for the Red Squad y'all.
- Jess Hilarious is in the building.
She came to play, I need everybody on they feet,
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Hold on, y'all, hold on, hold on.
Hey, yo, what's up, it's Jess Hilarious
in the building, what's up, what it do?
[laughter]
- [bleep]!
Try this again.
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek.
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Season 20, we getting money, and we got the captain
on the Black Squad, give it up for Jess Hilarious.
[cheers and applause]
And right now, it's time to play a classic game
we've been playing since day one,
it's called Talking Spit.
[cheers and applause]
And we usually only save this for when we got the queens
in the building, and since Jess
is family right here, we gonna allow you
to talk some spit with us.
The "Wild 'N Out" goddesses brought out the chairs,
the buckets, the towels, and of course the water.
Jess, you know how to play this game,
you done made people spit on this show many times.
Now you in the hot seat with me.
Jess, we ready? - Yes, I'm ready.
- D-Wrek, we ready? - Yep yep.
- Game is in your hands. - Alright, we gonna
start this off with the Black Squad.
Black Squad, wild out, make some noise for 'em.
[cheers and applause]
- B. Simone's got Nick boots on.
- Shut up! [laughter]
I'm putting my foot down, Karlous.
Look, Nick, seriously, like,
I've been on here for so many seasons,
it's like, "wild n, wild n," it's like, let me have
your baby already so I can stop working.
[laughter]
This [bleep] will not [bleep] me.
Let me tell y'all. Last time I was here,
I had short hair, his baby mama had long hair.
I was like, [bleep], let me get long hair,
now he [bleep] a bitch with short hair,
so it's like, which one do you want?
[laughter]
[ding, ding]
[Chico gasping]
- Oh my God.
- What do I need to do to have a baby?
[bleep].
- Uh-oh, now you pregnant. Now you pregnant.
- Damn. - We tapping.
- Black, white, Puerto Rican, what?
Impregnate me, man.
[laughter]
- "Impregnate me, man."
[cheers and applause]
- Go, Santwon.
- Where my ladies at? Shimmy if you hear me.
Look at all these titties shaking, y'all are welcome.
Hey, uh, B. Simone, can I borrow your wig?
Thank you. Oop!
Hold on, y'all, hold on, hold on.
Hey, yo, what's up, it's Jess Hilarious
in the building, what's up, what it do?
[laughter]
- [bleep]!
Try this again.
Don't [bleep] play with me, bitch.
- Beat his ass.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'ma be you the rest of the episode, Jess.
- Let's go, DeRay.
[cheers and applause]
- That's right, fill up on the Dasani.
What's crazy is we think Nick is this nice, kind guy
and he helps us all with all these jobs,
I heard him on the phone the other day though,
I heard your real self, the real Nick.
When you called her, like, "Hello,
yeah, your little [bleep], heard you got some..."
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Is that why Conceited smell like a seafood boil today?
[laughter]
Jess, tell the truth.
B. Simone took that wig off and turned into
Lil Meech from BMF.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
[laughter continues]
[cheers and applause]
- Yerrrrp.
[crowd] Yerrrrp.
- Nick, what's good, bro? Now, you already know
I come up here every day and really tell people
that I'm trying to get in shape,
but my arms is a little weak, Nick.
So here's the deal, you spit the water out,
I'ma do some dips on stage right in front of everybody.
Some dips-- how many?
Alright, I'll give you two and a possible.
[laughter] - Two and a possible.
- Two and a possible-- five?
[crowd shouting]
I'll gi-- I'll gi-- alright, five dips.
If you spit the water out,
I'll do it in front of everybody.
[cheers and applause] [ding]
♪ One, two, three, I put my hands up on my hips ♪
[singing indistinctly] [laughter]
♪ Put my hands up on my hips... ♪
[singing indistinctly]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Yo, y'all make some noise for Jess Hilarious one time,
such an amazing sport, D-Wrek, who won, who spit the most?
- Yo, this was really close, but Nick, you spit the most,
so give it up for the Black Squad y'all.
- Jess Hilarious is in the building.
Hey, yo, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- ♪ I'm getting psychological in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to get biological in the classroom ♪
- ♪ It's like... ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Y'all give yourselves a round of applause right now.
[cheers and applause]
As you can see, it's some badass kids
up here on this stage, so we might as well play
Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheers and applause]
D-Wrek, we ready?
We got Jess Hilarious in here, so we gonna try to do it.
- Alright. - Drop the beat.
♪♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ We got Jess Hilarious in the classroom ♪
- He said she look like Lil Meech!
[laughter]
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ We got Jess with the mess in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yeah, y'all know I'm the best in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Um, I draw boobs the best in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Say it with your chest in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, yo, he wanna feel my breast in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Man, I should've got more dressed in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I want the most, not the less in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I mess around and throw this desk in the classroom ♪
- [grunting]
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm getting psychological in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm about to get biological in the classroom ♪
- ♪ It's like... ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ You got any ice cream in the classroom ♪
- ♪ That is only for my team in the classroom ♪
- ♪ That's in my dream in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yo, I make the ladies scream in the classroom ♪
- ♪ What's in my jeans in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'll [bleep] up your spleen in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Wait, can I intervene in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Man, my swag is so mean in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, yo, I spit a tight scheme in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I really don't know what this mean in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I might be sippin' on some [bleep] in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Sitting right in between in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Stink came with a beam in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm not wearing no jeans in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- He said jeans. - Jeans?
- ♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Beat on my chest in the classroom ♪
- ♪ This ice cream is the best in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You wanna see my breasts in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Nothing more, nothing less in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You know me, you can trust in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Finesse in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hold up, I'm in a vest in the classroom ♪
- Kick him out the classroom! - Vest and best?!
- They said vest? - Nobody said vest.
- Nobody said vest.
- No one said vest. - No one said vest.
- ♪ Classroom... ♪ - Me?!
- Go, you got it...
- ♪ I'm the baddest bitch in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I heard you was a snitch in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Wait, we rappe-- somebody said... ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
[school bell rings] [cheers and applause]
- That was a confusing classroom.
But I feel like we won.
- I gotta give that the Red Squad,
make some noise for the Red Squad.
They had the most students in the classroom.
[cheers and applause]
- It was a hell of a game.
We got Jess Hilarious in the building.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Yo, y'all ready, Blatinos, what's up?
[rapping in Spanish]
- ♪ She said the Red Team ain't [bleep] ♪
- [rapping in Spanish]
- ♪ She said, [bleep], you got a small [bleep] ♪
[laughter]
- Okay, my turn, alright...
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
What a hell of an episode, season 20,
y'all give it up for Jess Hilarious over there.
[cheers and applause]
So fly indeed.
And y'all know what time it is,
it's time for the bonus round and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rappin',
but here at "Wild 'N Out" we focus on them jokes,
so each punchline is one point added to your total score.
So it's anybody's game, Jess, we wanna send you home
with that gold championship belt over there,
that belong to you if your team can step up for you.
- Oh no, we got this. - Y'all got it?
- We steppin'. - Alright, Black Squad step up,
Red Squad step up, DJ D-Wrek?
- Yep? - Drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- What it do, y'all?
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Uh-oh, uh-oh... - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo, lotty dotty we likes to party ♪
♪ We don't cause trouble we don't bother nobody ♪
♪ We're just the Red Squad and we rock the mic ♪
♪ When everybody over there is not looking right ♪
[overlapping chatter]
- Talkin' about your titties. - Alright, give me that [bleep].
Hey, Con, cut the beat for me.
- You not on my team. - [bleep], I'm a captain now,
cut th-- matter of fact, cut that [bleep].
[cheers and applause]
Yeah, nah, it don't even matter,
you should've did it, alright.
Nick, you the reason we got mute, [bleep].
[laughter]
You the reason we got skip, [bleep].
You the reason we got a power off button, [bleep].
Now Con, cut that [bleep] back on before I slap you.
[laughter] [buzzer]
- Jess, it's crazy how much you look like
DC's twin brother. - Facts.
- Your greatest accomplishment
is gonna be being Kountry Wayne's
11th baby mother.
[audience groans] - Bitch, never.
- And DeRay, you know I be spitting it tough.
You the type to let a [bleep] [bleep] your [bleep]
and tell her put a [bleep] [bleep] [bleep].
- Very descriptive. - Never happened.
- Too much information. [ding]
- Look, first of all, I don't know who you talk to,
[bleep], but that's some bull[bleep] you got.
'Cause right now you look like a ghetto-ass Wendy's mascot.
[laughter] [ding]
I mean, really, you look like candy corn.
- Uh-huh. - You look like
the 267th page of any site of porn.
[laughter] [ding]
Y'all should see that [bleep].
- Bring the beat back.
♪♪
Say it with 'em, y'all. - ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Nick, Nick, hey, Nick, hold up...
♪ I'ma be real quick, I'ma say this quick ♪
♪ I ain't got no bars, I just owe you two dips ♪
♪ I put my hand up on my head, then I dip ♪
- ♪ You did all that and now you tired as [bleep] ♪
- Facts. [laughter]
[overlapping chatter]
- ♪ I say, yo, this off the head, know what I'm saying? ♪
♪ Hey, I'll show you how that chrome look ♪
♪ Is it me, or Justina look just like that goddamn phone booth? ♪
♪ I do it my way, you so fat ♪
♪ I bet your favorite weekday is TGI Fridays ♪
[laughter] [ding]
♪ Nick, what you wanna do? ♪
[audience gasps] [laughter]
- Whoa, back off! - What you wanna do?
- ♪ My [bleep] know how to... ♪
- Yo, y'all ready? Blatinos, what's up?
- What's happening?
- [rapping in Spanish]
- ♪ She said the Red Team ain't [bleep] ♪
- [rapping in Spanish]
- ♪ She said, [bleep], you got a small [bleep] ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- Okay, my turn, alright, my turn, [bleep], here we go.
[rapping gibberish]
- He said-- he said that y'all ain't [bleep].
- [rapping gibberish]
- He said that you look like Lil Meech.
[laughter] [ding]
- Oh, my God... - Don't even!
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
Turn the beat back on! - D-Wrek, who won?
- I'ma give that to the Black Squad,
make some noise for the Black Squad y'all.
- Jess Hilarious came through.
And took the gold crown.
Jess?
- This is going up in my mother[bleep] house,
thank you so much. - There it is.
That's our sister Jess Hilarious
continuing to shine on that highest frequency,
and continuing to get her superstar on.
I need everybody on they feet,
turn your TVs up, and make some noise
for DW Flame.
[cheers and applause]
- Y'all know what the [bleep] it is.
Hey, turn me up, turn this up too.
♪ Easy, just like 1-2 on Brady ♪
♪ I'm waking up on daily with the baddies ♪
♪ I'm waking up betty with Mercedes ♪
♪ Going, ey dummy ♪
♪ You name it, you part of this, you fake it ♪
♪ Talkin' all that ish you never pop-out (pop out) ♪
♪ These -- don't know about what I'm talkin' 'bout ♪
♪ When you see me -- ♪
♪ Like v-co and c-co with my goddamn -- out ♪
♪ If you fall and hit his head still a knockout ♪
♪ 23rd Street the worst, bring the mops out ♪
♪ Me and Saul watching things bring the pop out ♪
♪ We got the grunt in this, we a rock out, duh ♪
♪ -- know me with this ish, it's so good that we with... ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
- ♪ MTV ♪