[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out".
[Nick] This is the home of freestyle comedy.
[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
- [bleep] just got real, Nick!
[D-Wrek] And legendary guests.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
[D-Wrek] It's time for season 20.
- Out! - Got damned!
[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n... ♪
- Alright, y'all, everybody up out your seats,
put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise!
[cheers and applause]
Season 20, we came to get money.
Y'all give it up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's happenin', what's happenin'?
- Y'all make some noise for the "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
[cheers and applause] Thank you, ladies.
Appreciate you.
This is the home of freestyle comedy,
two teams battling head to head to see who's the funniest.
And I got a feeling it's gonna be my team,
I'm the captain of the Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
E-Man Hudson, Pretty Vee,
Cortez, Or Mash,
Mimi, Morgan Jay,
and Hitman Holla.
And DC Young Fly.
[cheers and applause]
So y'all give it up for the other squad,
the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Justina Valentine, Jessie Woo,
C. King, C-O-N,
Bobb'e J. Thompson, Chico Bean,
Tito Teddy Ted,
Radio Big Mack, and Michael Blackson!
[cheers continue]
I'm telling you man, the energy is on high,
and this a very special episode, some GOAT energy,
some legendary superstar... [DC] Thank you.
- Hip hop icons on my team, y'all make some noise
for my OG Too $hort!
[cheers and applause]
What's happening, man?
- What up, boy?
- What's his favorite word?
[all] Bitch!
[laughter] - That's all they gotta say.
- That's a good one. - Let's get to it.
Now, y'all make some noise for X to the Z, Xzibit.
[music and applause]
♪♪
My guy!
- What's up, bro?
- Your chain is like the father of my chain.
[laughter]
You ready to get to it? - I'm ready to get to it.
- Hip hop is in the building.
Since the energy is on high, its' time to play a classic one.
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
[all] ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- A freestyle game, where one MC leaves off,
the other gotta pick up and kill it.
D-Wrek got the topics. - Yep.
- The team that flow the best wins, ready D-Wrek?
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is body shaming.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ I'ma tell y'all something that y'all should know ♪
♪ My man Teddy here built like the number zero ♪
- ♪ The number zero, I don't trip ♪
♪ You so skinny, when you sneeze you do a front flip ♪
- ♪ You wanna talk about flips, for goodness sake ♪
♪ The only thing that you flip is burgers and pancakes ♪
- ♪ Flipping pancakes you need to stop it ♪
♪ You look like a skeleton dipped in chocolate ♪
- ♪ Dipped in some chocolate, Teddy, that's so lame ♪
♪ All y'all fat people are all built the same ♪
- ♪ All built the same, Cortez, you lame ♪
♪ You just mad you built like a candy cane ♪
♪ Teddy guess what? ♪ - ♪ Yo, Mack, what up? ♪
♪ Cortez so mad he can't see past our gut ♪
[laughter]
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is roasted.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ Pick up and kill your hairstylist ♪
♪ Pick up and kill your dentist ♪
[stammering]
♪ Kill the hospital that let you survive-- ♪
- We supposed to be rapping!
- Kiss my ass, I'm not rapping.
- ♪ Boy, you need to stop, you came from Africa ♪
♪ You the one who made monkeypox, ugly ass boy ♪
- ♪ Kiss my [bleep], you [bleep] ♪
♪ Your hair so big you tie your shoes ♪
♪ And flip over, punk bitch ♪
- ♪ Shut up, I look like your mama's hairy [bleep] ♪
[laughter]
- ♪ Kiss my ass, your mudda, your father's ♪
♪ The same [bleep], [bleep] you ♪
- Shut up... [ding]
[overlapping shouting]
- You ain't even from Africa, your ass from Alabama...
- I hate you.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is favorite words.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ I'm with Too $hort, the legend, time to get funky ♪
♪ You asked me what my favorite word is, money ♪
- ♪ Your favorite word is money, well, get rich ♪
♪ You know what my favorite word is... ♪
[all] Bitch!
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is dope rides.
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- ♪ We say dope rides, it's where we reside ♪
♪ "Wild 'N Out", X, I ain't trying ♪
- ♪ Give me some days, give me your colors ♪
♪ I'll put on khakis, make millions of dollars ♪
- ♪ Make millions of dollars, give him the best coats ♪
♪ 'Cause everybody knows X from the west coast ♪
- ♪ This how we do it, we in Atlanta ♪
♪ I build a Dunkin and rattle the trunk in ♪
- ♪ Trunk in and we keep it funky ♪
♪ We in the A, everybody know we keep it chunky ♪
♪ With the chains on our neck, giving you respect ♪
♪ Xzibit what you gotta say next? ♪
- ♪ We are going to watch the show ♪
♪ Everybody o--, everyone know ♪
♪ I just stuttered, but I picked up ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm in here and we [bleep] this [bleep] up ♪
- ♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- X to the Z with the freestyle.
- Yeah! - DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give it to the Black Squad.
Make some noise for the Black Squad.
- Xzibit and the Black Squad came to play.
Too $hort in the building.
D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this DC Young Fly.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause after a couple hits,
you gonna need a nap.
[laughter]
- Nah nah nah nah nah, you stay your ass
right on up here. [laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek.
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
It's a classic and legendary episode,
on the Red Squad we got Too $hort.
[cheers and applause]
And the captain of the Black Squad,
it's X to the Z, Xzibit in the building.
[cheers and applause]
Legendary indeed. And you know what,
both Short and X know a little bit about
that greenery.
We got a new game, it's called,
What You Call That?
[cheers and applause]
Now...
we gonna have our "Wild 'N Out" goddesses bring out
some libations and spirits.
Whatever helps you get right,
elevated on the right frequency,
and each team member's gonna get the opportunity
to grab some, come up here,
and let you know why they call it what they call it.
If it's funny, it gets a bell.
[ding] If it's wack,
it gets a buzzer. [buzzer]
Team with the most bells wins the game.
- A'ight, Old School, New School, wild out.
Give it up, give it up.
[cheers and applause]
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this emotional.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause after you finish drinking this,
man, I ain't gonna lie, I love y'all,
y'all my homies man, for real though...
Like, for real, though. Like... like...
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, DC, take a walk with me.
Take a walk with me, come on, come on, come on.
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this DC Young Fly.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause after a couple hits,
you gonna need a nap.
[laughter]
- Wow. That's funny, though.
- Nah nah nah nah nah, you stay your ass
right on up here. [laughter]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I don't know, I'm still tryna figure it out
my damn self...
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- Ladies, I call this the Chipotle.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause when you drink it,
you gonna be asking me for some more meat.
[laughter] [ding]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the gimme them drawers.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause when I sing they... [strums guitar]
♪ Throw me them drawers ♪
[laughter]
Whose are these? Whose are these?
- Those are some big ass drawers.
- Here you go.
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- [as Michael Blackson] I call this the modasucka.
- Why, yo?
- Because a couple puffs of this,
and you'll live to get blacker than that modasucka.
[laughter] [ding]
[D-Wrek] 'Cause he's dark.
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the napalm.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause when you hit it,
it's the mother[bleep] bomb.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this I [bleep] up.
- Why, yo?
- I realized after I hit Justina
I [bleep] up.
[laughter] [ding]
- Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this me.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause I smoke big weed and this [bleep] is Too $hort.
[laughter] [ding]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- Hell of a game, one of my favorites.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to the Red Squad.
Make some noise for the Red Squad.
- Big dog in the house.
X to the Z performing later.
Everybody on their feet, D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
- [bleep].
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- This is why I have the...
- ♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek.
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Classic episode, we got some legends
in the building.
Y'all make some noise for X to the Z Xzibit.
[cheers and applause]
Captain of the Black Squad.
Y'all give it up for my OG on my team, Too $hort.
[cheers and applause]
It's time to play Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheers and applause]
They may be bad, but they good at rappin'
and they about to show you how they freestyle go.
The team with the most students still in the class wins.
Y'all just throwing [bleep],
y'all ain't even listening to me.
Let's start this game. D-Wrek, we ready?
- I'm ready. - Let's go.
♪♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Y'all bad as hell in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Shh, don't tell in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm feeling swell in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I got album sales in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Pretty Vee needs some gel in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Yo, hit me on my cell in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Ladies, I rock the bell in the classroom ♪
- ♪ You going to hell in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- I said "bad as hell".
You said the same-- get your Black ass out the classroom.
- ♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ We got the Bay in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Heard what I say in the classroom ♪
- ♪ It's like hey hey in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And you know my edges laid in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I just got an A in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I represent LA in the classroom ♪
- ♪ It's time to pray in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I want my desk back today in the classroom ♪
- ♪ My birthday's in May in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And you know we don't play in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I hope he not KKK in the classroom ♪
- ♪ How you doing, I'm Bobb'e J. in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I just sway in the classroom ♪
- ♪ All hail Dr. Dre in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I might fade away in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Too $hort from the Bay in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
♪♪
- ♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
- [bleep].
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
- This is why I have the...
- ♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doing in the classroom? ♪
[school bell rings]
[cheers and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Yo, the Black Squad got the most students kicked out,
so the Red Squad wins...
- Red Squad!
[cheers and applause]
Hell of a game.
Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Hitman Holla, come here, big teeth bastard.
[laughter]
If you took a bite out of crime,
the crime rates would go down.
[laughter]
If you ever bite the hand that feeds you,
Nick Cannon would have no arms, punk bitch.
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Spin it back, D-Wrek.
"Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Welcome back to a classic episode.
We got Too $hort and Xzibit in the building.
It's a legends episode.
And right now, it's time for the bonus round,
and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- Oh yeah, freestyle rapping, but here on "Wild 'N Out",
we focus on them jokes so each punchline
is gonna be one point added to your total score.
I need the Black Squad to step up,
I need the Red Squad to step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
Say it with 'em, y'all.
[all] ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Say it with 'em, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Say it with 'em, y'all.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Bitch, please ♪
♪ You messing with some real OGs ♪
♪ Too $hort, Red Squad, get cheese ♪
♪ Justina, get on your damn knees ♪
[overlapping shouting]
- Okay, style... [ding]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo, you know Xzibit, he be pimping these rides ♪
♪ I see a lot of hoes so I'm pimping these guys ♪
♪ Truth is I really hate fake dudes ♪
♪ If this Too $hort, what does that make you? ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- ♪ Justina, you rap good and your career grew fast ♪
♪ Unfortunately, can't say the same about your ass ♪
♪ You be going real crazy and acting erratic ♪
♪ But in the face, you look like a happy-ass drug addict ♪
[laughter] [ding]
- Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek? Cut the beat.
[cheers and applause] [air horn blares]
- What you gonna say? What you got?
- Mimi, that plastic surgery just make you a big ol' thottie.
Xzibit did "Pimp My Ride",
you went to the doctor and said "Pimp my body."
[laughter] - Okay.
- Pretty Vee, between your legs does not smell fair.
I mean, it's not well cared.
You not gonna get that section 8
just 'cause you're on welfare.
[laughter] Nick...
- What? - Every chick you with
is just ending up pregnant.
[bleep], the last time you seen a period
was at the end of a sentence.
- Period! - That's what you got?
- I mean, you put Too $hort on your team
to try to get a higher score,
another thing that was too short
how long you was with Mariah for.
- Really, a Mariah joke in season 20?
- Yes, a Mariah joke, and Michael Blackson...
- I ain't been married to her for a whole decade.
- And you miss [bleep], shut up.
[laughter]
Michael Blackson, you ain't gotta worry about
Nick Cannon baking you.
[bleep], you dressed like a Magnum wrapper,
so we know he gonna stay away from you.
[audience gasps] - Shut up,
shut up, everybody.
Come here, you undeveloped sperm, come here.
[laughter]
You have a Spanish name but you have
a Nigerian hairline, punk bitch.
[laughter]
Hitman Holla, come here big teeth bastard.
[laughter]
You born on Easter, or your mother
slept with a rabbit, modasucka.
[laughter] [ding]
If you took a bite out of crime,
the crime rates would go down.
[laughter]
If you ever bite the hand that feeds you,
Nick Cannon would have no arms, punk bitch.
[laughter] [ding]
Nick Cannon, come here.
Your pull out game is weaker than Joe Biden's immune system.
[laughter] [ding]
This modasucka have three sons,
whoever get pregnant first is the winner.
[laughter]
Very soon, your children are gonna run out of names.
You'll have to call your kids by numbers.
[laughter] Number five, come here!
Number seven, go upstairs!
Number 69, get the hell out of my face!
[laughter] [rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- How can you top that?
DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know who won, man.
- I gotta give that to the Black Squad.
Make some noise for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
- X to the Z.
Michael Blackson, they came through
and took the comedy crown.
They got the gold belt.
Hey, yo, X, what you wanna say to the people at home, man?
- Yo, man, we love y'all, man, thank you for rocking
with Nick Cannon and "Wild 'N Out" season 20.
- Y'all make some noise for Too $hort too.
Short, you a cast member, you can come back
whenever you want, man. - Thank you, sir, thank you.
- I love you, man, appreciate you.
I need everybody on they feet,
turn your TVs up, and make some noise
for Xzibit.
[cheers and applause]
♪♪
- ♪ Some call that a problem but I call it a gift ♪
♪ Xzibit make the whole continent shift ♪
♪ Invading your territory in a blaze of glory ♪
♪ A soldier story, livin' off nothing but instinct ♪
♪ -- continue to floss and lip-sync ♪
♪ And I'ma ma just continue to flow while rocking the boat ♪
♪ Probably smoke three-hundred thousand dollars in dope ♪
♪ Don't make my desert eagle barrel ♪
♪ Touch the back of your throat ♪
♪ Always approach -- that's known for killing your folks ♪
♪ Be surprised who could turn around and bust on y'all ♪
♪ Catch your mother or your sister coming out of the mall ♪
♪ Bang holes through they coats and they Macy bags ♪
♪ No retaliation you basically running with -- ♪
♪ In these streets, you only good as your last transaction ♪
♪ Funny style, and these -- ain't laughin' ♪
♪ Y'all got it all -- up in zero-zero ♪
♪ Think life is a video for "Last Action Heroes" ♪
♪ Face the price you pay for the games you play ♪
♪ When it's all said and done at the end of the day ♪
♪ You gotta get your walk on, get your head right ♪
♪ I know you feelin' the ish, ish is dead right ♪
♪ Get your bounce on back dat ass up ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
- ♪ MTV ♪