[Nick] Season 20, y'all!
[D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents Wild 'N Out".
[Nick] This is the home of freestyle comedy.
[D-Wrek] With iconic battles...
- [bleep] just got real, Nick!
[D-Wrek] And legendary guests.
- Well, let's get wild, baby.
[D-Wrek] It's time for season 20.
- Out! - Got damned!
[D-Wrek] Let's wild out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Alright, y'all, I need everybody up out your seats,
put your hands in the air and make some noise
for your host, Justina Valentine!
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Welcome to "Wild 'N Out", season 20.
I am your host with the most Justina Valentine.
[cheers and applause]
This episode is the battle of the sexes.
Where my ladies at? [ladies scream]
Okay, y'all make some noise for my boy DJ D-Wrek.
- What's up, what's up, what's up?
[cheers and applause]
- And y'all gotta keep it going for the beautiful,
talented "Wild 'N Out" goddesses.
[cheers and applause]
Now, check it out, Nick couldn't make it here today.
But he left the show in my hands,
and ain't nothing changed, this is the home
of freestyle comedy, two teams battling
head to head to see who's the funniest.
And you know I always keep my money on red,
'cause I'm the captain of the Red Squad.
[cheers and applause]
Pretty Vee, what's up, sissy?
Jess Hilarious.
Courtney B., Pretty Mimi, we twinning,
what's up, Or Mash?
Y'all give it up for Shuba.
She is heavy on the TikTok.
[cheers and applause]
Y'all give it up for the Black Squad.
[cheers and applause]
E-man Hudson, C-O-N-Ceited,
Santwon, JJ,
Chico Bean, Matt Rife,
Charron, Big Baby!
Karlous Miller,
and ATL's own, my brother,
the one, the only DC Young Fly.
[cheers and applause]
But listen, our special guest tonight is the ultimate baddie
and perfect edition to the ladies squad.
Atlanta, make some noise for DaniLeigh.
[cheers and applause]
Hey!
♪ Looking good, feeling better ♪
♪ DaniLeigh is getting jealous, hey ♪
What's up, mama?
Are you excited to get this comedy belt?
- I'm real ready, it's my second time.
- Yes, we got your back. Y'all ready for this first game?
[cheers and applause] I think they ready.
D-Wrek, what're we playing first?
- Yo, this first game we gonna into is called
Big 'Ol Booty. - Oh!
[cheers and applause]
I think that's because I'm the host.
[laughter] - Whoa, whoa, relax, relax.
- Oh, Lord have mercy! - A'ight, fellas step up,
ladies step up, let's get into it.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
♪♪
[all] ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty got a big ol booty ♪
♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ Talking about cake, well, you know I got plenty ♪
♪ Make noise for the boys holding down season 20 like ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ All the ladies you know we stay grinning ♪
♪ Everybody knows big girls stay winning ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- [rapping indistinctly]
♪ I said this is the battle of the sex, show some titties ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ DaniLeigh edges played ♪
♪ In the building came to play like ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ Big Baby, and I ain't never played this ♪
♪ But guess what, I'm back in this bitch ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ Red squad, we lit, pretty girls all around ♪
♪ DC Young Fly, you're a bunch of clowns ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ Still so high from wake and bake ♪
♪ Here's your breakfast with a milkshake ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ Ain't even mad, let the fun begin ♪
♪ Hey DaniLeigh, I hope you guys win ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ It's your girl Courtney, you know I like to flirt ♪
♪ Everybody know it's a bad bitch alert ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ We the girls we got the cakes ♪
♪ Chico hairline hate his face ♪
[buzzer] - What?!
- I don't know what that was.
- ♪ You know we too cool when there's yoohoos ♪
♪ Yelling like fellas like Courtney got booty though ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ Girls in Philly know what's up ♪
♪ They picked this game 'cause I got a big butt like ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ You know what it is that I always gotta rhyme ♪
♪ You look like "Me love you long time ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- [fast, indistinct rapping]
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- [fast, indistinct rapping]
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ "Wild 'N Out" I kinda get richer ♪
♪ Everybody on this team got on wigs ♪
- ♪ Oh, big booty, big booty big booty got a big ol booty ♪
- ♪ Hold up, wait a minute, let me finish this on a flip ♪
♪♪
[cheers and applause]
[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- DJ D-Wrek, who won that one?
Yo, that was real close,
but I gotta give it to my fellas.
Make some noise for the fellas, y'all.
[fellas exclaiming]
- Alright y'all, it's all good,
DaniLeigh came to play, DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Girl, if you were a blunt.
I'd never pass.
They call me Or Mash,
but you can call me Or Smash.
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Welcome back to "Wild 'N Out".
[cheers and applause]
This is the battle of the sexes.
I got DaniLeigh in the building repping
for the Girls Squad.
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, what we got next?
- Let Me Holla.
[cheers and applause]
A'ight, so I need my "Wild 'N Out" goddess
Alexis to the stage.
[cheers and applause]
And if she likes it, it's gonna be a thumbs up.
If she doesn't, it's gonna be thumbs down.
Black Squad, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
[men chanting]
- [sighs]
Ah, man, I'm sorry, you know,
I've been taking driver's classes, you know,
'cause I'm trying to improve my driving skills.
- Mm-hmm. - And I know how to pull in.
I was wondering if you could teach me how to pull out.
[laughter]
[audience groans] [buzzer]
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, girl. - Hey, boo.
- How you doing? - I'm good, how are you?
- You tryna be friends? - Yeah, girl.
- Okay, good, 'cause my friends call me Dani
but you can add the Leigh.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
[imitates lighting bomb]
[imitates fuse hissing]
- 'Cause she the bomb.
[laughter]
[audience groans] [buzzer]
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, baby. - What's up, boo?
- I'm filling in for Nick today,
so can I fill in for Nick tonight?
- Pregnant. Pregnant already.
[cheers and applause]
- I know this a comedy show,
but I wanna turn it to some poetry.
- Okay. - If y'all don't mind,
snap it up for me real quick.
[audience snapping fingers] Look, I know you're
a "Wild 'N Out" goddess, but baby, you so modest,
I mean, can I be your detox in a world so toxic?
[audience gasps] I mean, you beautiful,
you know what I'm saying, but that's an understatement.
To everybody else you Amazon,
but to me you Amazin.
[cheers and applause]
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
[DJ D-Wrek] Let's get back to your pits.
Ladies, relax.
[cheers and applause]
- [chanting] It's a bad bitch alert.
It's a bad bitch alert.
You look smart. - I am.
- Alright, so girl,
you like my username, 'cause when we pass word,
you gon' let me stick this log in.
[laughter]
[ding] [cheers and applause]
- What!?
[cheers and applause]
- A strap-on, it was clever.
[cheers and applause]
- I actually wrote you a poem too,
so can I get a...
[snapping resumes]
You are so beautiful, it's something
we should speak about, if I told you what I wanna
do to you, they would bleep it out.
When I look inside your eyes, my inner freak comes out,
are you a waitress, 'cause I wanna give you
this tip after I'm done eating out.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
- That was mad cute. That was mad cute.
That was cute.
[cheers and applause]
- Everybody's doing poems,
so [bleep] it, I'ma do poems too.
- Okay. - You ready?
[snapping resumes]
Girl, if you were a blunt, I'd never pass,
they call me Or Mash,
but you could call me Or Smash.
[cheers and applause]
[rapid dinging]
[cheers continue]
- DJ D-Wrek, let us know who won.
- It was real close, but I gotta give that one
to the ladies, make some noise for the ladies y'all.
[cheers and applause]
DaniLeigh came to play, DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- It's a bad bitch alert.
[cheers and applause]
- How you doing, DC?
[hysterical laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
Welcome back to the battle of the sexes.
We got DaniLeigh in the building.
[cheers and applause]
But let's not forget about the fellas,
we got DC Young Fly, captain of the guys squad.
[cheers and applause]
- Now, DJ D-Wrek, what we got next?
- Yo, we gonna get into this game called Talking Spit.
[cheers and applause]
We're gonna get our "Wild 'N Out" goddesses
to bring out these chairs, buckets, and water, a'ight?
So let me get DaniLeigh, and let me get DC Young Fly,
you go over there, you gonna spit.
The team that spits the most loses.
- I never did this before. [laughter]
I never did this before. - Well, you gonna do it now.
- What I do? - Fill up your mouths
with water, both y'all. - Don't you say that to me.
[laughter]
- Ladies, wild out.
[cheers and applause]
- DaniLeigh, you are doing a great job.
She really is, but DC,
show 'em how you ate my [bleep] last night.
[audience gasps] [laughter]
[overlapping shouting]
- Justina, take this with you.
[buzzer] [laughter]
- That is nasty as hell.
[cheers and applause]
- You know what I'm thinking, right, DC?
I was just back there watching like, damn,
you just kissed Justina.
That means you gay.
[laughter] [ding]
[laughter continues]
[cheers and applause]
- My twin brother.
[laughter]
I know you don't wanna look at yourself twerk, [bleep].
- Jess looks like the main auntie
on a Tyler Perry movie.
[laughter] [ding]
- Ha! Thank you, bitch. Thank you, bitch.
[cheers and applause]
- 420 friendly say hell yeah!
[all] Hell yeah!
I'm high as hell, Dani been holding that water
in her mouth long enough to make some Ramen noodles.
[laughter]
- She dribbling, she's dribbling.
[ding] - So I went to a restaurant
the other day, right... [laughter]
And I waited forever for my waiter.
Don't that make me the [bleep] waiter?
[laughter]
[ding]
- You spit. - Should be two!
- It's a bad bitch alert.
[cheers and applause]
- Excuse you, focus.
How you doing, DC?
[hysterical laughter]
[mock laughter]
[ding]
Why, I ain't say my joke! - He's spitting!
- I wanna say my joke, [bleep] outta here.
[laughter]
[cackling continues]
[bleep]. Hey, y'all, okay.
So, look, you know what I'm saying,
I'm a beautiful, big...
- [spitting] [laughter]
[ding]
- You are beautiful, Courtney. - You are beautiful.
- You know what? [bleep] you, DC.
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- That was a crazy game.
DJ D-Wrek, let us know who won that one.
- Yeah, that was real close,
but DC spit the most, so the ladies win.
Make some noise for the ladies, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- That's what I'm talking about.
DaniLeigh held it down for the ladies.
We got the Wildstyle up next.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- ♪ Oh, and you know you can't phase me ♪
♪ Grown ass men and we turned 'em to the babies ♪
♪ DaniLeigh came to play and I know they had to hate it ♪
♪ Y'all ain't got no balls no more, y'all castrated ♪
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
♪ Wild 'n, wild 'n, wild 'n ♪
- Welcome back to "Wild 'N Out".
This is the battle of the sexes,
and we got Shuba and DaniLeigh in the building.
[cheers and applause]
Listen, this has been an epic episode,
but it's about to go down 'cause it's time for
the bonus round, and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
- And you already know what it is,
freestyle rapping but we focus on the jokes.
One punchline equals one point added to your team score.
So the game could go either way.
DaniLeigh, that comedy belt could be yours.
- Period. - Boys, if y'all not scared,
step up, ladies, step up.
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
- Let me hear you say.
♪ Wildstyle... ♪
- I guess I'm Nick, I gotta start it off, huh? Okay.
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo, yo, what y'all forced me to do ♪
♪ These are kids Nick won't give child support to ♪
♪ Atlanta in the building and energy is crazy ♪
♪ Make some noise if you repping for the ladies ♪
[cheers and applause] [ding]
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Hey, yo, Mimi, to say you poppin' ♪
♪ Is a fair brag, you built like a crash dummy ♪
♪ Stuck between some airbags ♪
♪ And DC, you handsome, you fly ♪
♪ Oh, my bad, bro, I got the wrong guy ♪
[laughter] [ding]
[overlapping shouting]
- DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.
[cheers and applause]
- Santwon, we know you got hemorrhoids.
You get plugged in more than Androids.
[laughter] [ding]
- And DC... and DC...
- What? What, [bleep]?
[laughter]
- Let me tell you something.
That barcode on your face is kinda cute,
when you go to the store, do you check out like, "boop?"
[laughter] [ding]
- Okay, I check out like "boop,"
I check out like "boop," and I'm here to say hey,
but every time you talk, we don't know what you say.
[laughter] [ding]
[all as Count Chocula] One, two, three!
[laughter]
- Between your legs, Or Mash, I already know how it burn.
Why the [bleep] you ain't over here,
y'all gotta me battling Howard Stern?
- Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I came unprepared,
I didn't know I was battling a gummy bear.
[laughter] [ding]
[all as Count Chocula] One, two, three!
- D-Wrek, bring the beat back.
Let me talk to the boys.
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Y'all ready?
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Yo, yo, I'm the captain now, you be cappin' now ♪
♪ Can't get no cap and gown ♪
♪ Yeah, I cracked a clown, you get smacked around ♪
♪ Charron, you eat at Cracker Barrel ♪
♪ You eat Black & Milds, when it come to Wildstyle ♪
♪ You be backing down, I back 'em down ♪
♪ Oh, and you know you can't phase me ♪
♪ Grown ass men and we turned 'em to the babies ♪
♪ DaniLeigh came to play and I know they had to hate it ♪
♪ Y'all ain't got no balls no more, y'all castrated ♪
[cheers and applause] [rapid dinging]
DJ D-Wrek, make some sense outta this.
- Yo, I gotta give that one to the ladies.
Make some noise for the ladies!
[cheers and applause]
- I didn't get to go!
- Sorry, Connie.
Sometimes it be's like that.
DaniLeigh came to play,
and she won that comedy belt.
You got something to say to the people?
- [bleep], girls rule, baby.
- Okay! I know that's right.
I need y'all on your feet, turns your televisions up,
and make some noise for DaniLeigh.
- ♪ I know you hate to see it when I'm off ya ♪
♪ I know you hate to see all that you lost yeah ♪
♪ I know you hate to see it when I pop up ♪
♪ On your TL on the daily ♪
♪ With my new man because you know ♪
♪ He ain't gon' play about me ♪
♪ I said bye bye to that old ish ♪
♪ Take this L, you gotta hold it ♪
♪ I'm so happy that you folded on me baby ♪
♪ I let you go and life got easy ♪
♪ I won't block I'll let you see it ♪
♪ No more us, I can't repeat it, no no ♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme plays]
- ♪ MTV ♪