[DJ D-Wrek] This is "Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out".
19 seasons later, we're back and all the way lit.
- One, two, three, four!
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
- On this episode, it's the battle of the sexes.
The ladies are battling against the fellas.
Starring captain TraetWothree.
[cheers and applause]
Let's wild out!
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N... ♪
- All right, everybody up out your seats.
Put your hands in the air,
and make some noise for your host
Mr. Nick Cannon!
[cheering and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheering and applause]
Welcome to "Wild 'N Out".
Give up for DJ D-Wrek.
- What's happenin' with you, boy?
- Y'all make some noise
for the "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses.
Thank you, ladies.
This is the home of freestyle comedy,
two teams battling head to head
to see who's the funniest.
We gonna do battle of the sexes today, y'all ready for this?
[D-Wrek] Alright, yeah, let's do that.
- We have fun when we do this.
So y'all make some noise for the fellas.
All day.
Tyler Chronicles,
Conceited,
DC Young Fly...
[cheers and applause]
Charlie Clips,
Chico Bean,
and the one and only Karlous Miller.
[cheers continue]
So let's make some noise for the ladies.
Justina Valentine,
Courtney B.,
Mimi,
Maddy with the fatty,
Jessie Woo,
Or Mash,
and what's your name again?
- Bitch, I'm unique. - "Bitch, I'm unique."
[cheers and applause]
I need y'all to make some noise for TraetWothree.
[cheers and applause]
I needed the ladies to scream for somebody.
You performing later, right?
- Y'all know what's going on, man.
You know what's going on. Incredible gang...
- Let's get it, we goin' up.
Y'all ready to get to the first game?
[crowd] Yeah!
- Yo, D-Wrek, what we playin' first, man?
- Big Ol' Booty.
- Ooh, I like this game.
I need both squads to step on up.
It's an elimination game, DJ D-Wrek is in control
of the ones and twos,
he gon' drop the beat,
and it's gonna keep speeding up.
And we gonna see which team member can keep
keepin' up with the beat and they freestyle,
y'all ready to do it?
[cheers and applause]
Yo, yo, DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪ Big booty ♪
- ♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
♪ Say ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ You can hit it or pass, see the floor pass ♪
♪ Or Mash, you can beat it off or eat it like DoorDash ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ It's your girl Courtney, I keep this on Thursday ♪
♪ Put your hands up, it's my [bleep] birthday! ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ Courtney look great and she doin' that thing ♪
♪ And I know it's your birthday 'cause you got cake like ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty, big booty, big booty... ♪
- Speed it up!
- ♪ Chico Bean spits straight facts ♪
♪ Got a booty in the front and a booty in the back like ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
- ♪ Speed it up, speed it up, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ My name is Maddy this song is a bop ♪
♪ Makes me wanna pull out my WAP like ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ Daddy, drop the addy if you really want a baddy ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm finna send over ♪
♪ Little Maddy with the fatty like ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ 117, what's that scene ♪
♪ I don't know, [bleep] a whole lotta weed like ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ Big booty, cute face ♪
♪ Make some noise if you from the A ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ My name is Trae and I do it all day ♪
♪ You know I don't play and I'm from LA ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ From the east to the west gotta give 'em some respect ♪
♪ Don't know about them but the men is the best like ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ We in the mood and we rockin' the groove... ♪
[indistinct, fast rapping]
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ Okay, all, I'ma let you know, hey ♪
♪ Justina's got balls ♪ - ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ DC don't touch me, yeah, you wanna [bleep] me ♪
♪ But I think you are so ugly ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ My name is Maddy, get on my page ♪
♪ All ugly dudes on this stage ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ Gotta do this again, I don't mean to sin ♪
♪ But look at they face, they look like men ♪
- ♪ Ooh, big booty ♪
♪ Big booty, big booty, she got a big ol' booty ♪
- ♪ Shout out to ladies, we too legit ♪
♪ You know I came up here to do a split ♪
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- "That bitch unique".
Once upon a time, that was Santwon.
[cheers continue]
I think I know who won.
[cheers continue]
Guys vs. girls, DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give it to the ladies,
to the New School.
Make some noise for 'em, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- [laughs] Yo, DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
[cheers and applause]
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this [bleep] right here the Bean.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause it get you faded like Chico hairline.
[laughter]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- "Wild 'N Out", make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
It is the battle of the sexes.
We got my man TraetWothree
over here with the fellas holding it down.
Gonna be performing later.
It's time to play a new game,
we gonna get to it,
it's a fun one,
it's called hey, yo...
[all] What You Call That?
- There's been a whole lotta things going on
that we don't know how to describe properly
when it comes to the libations and the spirits, you know,
they got all of this stuff
with different drinks got different names,
we got different, uh, cannabis with different names.
Well, we gon' give you guys the explanation on
why we call it what we call it.
And if the explanation is funny, it gets a bell.
- [ding] - If it's wack,
it gets a buzzer. - [buzzer]
- Team with the most bells wins the game,
y'all ready? - Yeah!
- We gonna bring out some "Wild 'N Out" Goddesses
with the libations,
help the teams out for the fellas
as well as the ladies.
DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands.
- Alright, ladies, gentlemen, wild out.
[Nick] Clap it up, clap it up, clap it up.
[all] Hey, yo...
what you call that?
- I call this DC Young Fly.
- Why, yo?
- [sniffs]
'Cause it's just a little roach.
[ding] [laughter]
[cheers and applause]
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this Justina.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause it's got red hair and it's been passed around.
[laughter] [ding]
- It's good quality, though.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the Karlous.
- No, you don't. - [all] Why, yo?
- Don't call that no [bleep] Karlous,
no, you don't.
I don't even know that [bleep].
[laughter]
- But, yes, but, yes,
a little bit of this in your system
and your oil light is for sure to turn off.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the Santwon.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause I don't touch the stuff.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this [bleep] right here the Bean.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause it get you faded like Chico hairline.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the Courtney.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause even though it's bad built,
I'd still hit it.
[laughter] [ding]
[cheers and applause]
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this the Mike Tyson.
- Why, yo?
- 'Cause a couple of sips of this
and it have your ass knocked out.
[scattered laughter]
[buzzer] [laughter]
[cheers and applause]
[all] Hey, yo, what you call that?
- I call this a refund.
- Why, yo?
- You don't see this [bleep] fly in my drink?
[laughter]
[rapid dinging] [cheers and applause]
- I think we won.
Hey, yo, DJ D-Wrek, let 'em know.
- Your thoughts are correct, I gotta give that to the fellas.
Make some noise for the fellas, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- Guys vs. girls, battle of the sexes.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ♪ It's like my best day they actin' like it's worst day ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
[overlapping chatter]
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
It's going all the way up,
it is the battle of the sexes,
guys versus girls.
We got TraetWothree in the building
about to perform for us later,
rocking with the fellas.
And as you can see,
it's a bunch of badass kids,
so it's time to play,
Kick 'Em Out the Classroom.
[cheers and applause]
Oh yeah, y'all know how this game is played.
If you mess up the rhyme scheme while we freestyl--
you almost put her eye out with that paper plane.
- It's all fun and games.
- If you mess up the rhyme scheme
while we freestylin', if you say the same word,
if you don't say nothing,
then you get kicked out the classroom.
At the end of the game, the team with the most students
still in class wins.
DJ D-Wrek, we ready?
- I'm ready. - Let's get to it.
♪♪
♪ In the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ It's Courtney's birthday in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I know she really thirsty in the classroom ♪
- ♪ But she might cause an earthquake in the classroom ♪
- What the [bleep] did you say?
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ It's like my best day they actin' like it's worst day ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
[overlapping chatter]
♪ Kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Titties real perky in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, shorty, what the [bleep] you just say? ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ Feelin' real sexy in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm the best me in the classroom ♪
- ♪ It's my belly in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ I'm off that cortisone in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm goin', goin' home in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, I need to charge my phone in the classroom ♪
- ♪ We in a warzone in the classroom ♪
- ♪ [bleep], I'm probably looking grown in the classroom ♪
- Get this [bleep] off me.
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ It's the battle of the sexes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, you know I'm getting texts in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Shoutout to my exes in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I'm feelin' real reckless in the classroom ♪
- ♪ And I'm doing my bestest in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪
- ♪ You got a big head in the classroom ♪
- ♪ He probably end up dead in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'm hungry, I'm fed in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Hey, I'm doing the stinky leg in the classroom ♪
- ♪ I'd rather be home instead in the classroom ♪
- ♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Aw, kick 'em out the classroom ♪
♪ Hey, what we doin' in the classroom? ♪♪
- That's how you play that game.
[cheers and applause]
DJ D-Wrek, go ahead and give 'em the good news.
- Yo, the ladies got more people kicked out,
so the fellas win,
make some noise for the fellas, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- It's the battle of the sexes.
TraetWothree is performing.
DJ D-Wrek, take us out.
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- Santwon, listen here.
This [bleep] gon' hurt real swell.
You say you're a drag queen.
No, you are a "Dragon Tale."
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- ♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪
♪ Wild 'N, Wild 'N ♪♪
- ATL, make some noise.
[cheers and applause]
♪ Where my dogs at? ♪
- [crowd barking] - Make some noise
for TraetWothree.
[cheers and applause]
Ladies, let me hear you scream.
The battle of the sexes,
the energy sounds about equal.
Y'all know what it is,
it's time for the bonus round,
and it's called the...
[all] Wildstyle!
Oh yeah, freestyle rappin',
but here at "Wild 'N Out", we focus on them jokes.
So each punchline is gonna be
one point added to your total score.
So, ladies, even though y'all losing right now...
- Barely. - This is your opportunity
to win, and I gotta say this,
battle of the sexes, we do this all the time,
and the fellas have never won
an entire episode...
- [Justina] Never. - Ever.
- And still won't.
- So we tryna keep that comedy championship belt
over here with the fellas.
So I need the ladies to step up,
I need the fellas to step up.
DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
♪♪
[all] ♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- ♪ Two years ago, a friend of mine ♪
♪ Asked me to say some MC rhymes ♪
♪ So I said this rhyme I'm about to say ♪
♪ Santwon, we don't know which way you play ♪
- ♪ Wildstyle ♪
- [ding] - That was to you.
- Hey, let me get DC real quick,
let me get DC. - Huh?
- Let me get DC. - Oh, [bleep], [bleep].
- [speaking Haitian]
- Wh-- what? - Cut the beat.
- I think she said cut that [bleep] off.
- She said some [bleep] in Haitian.
- I'm from Cali, I don't know what the [bleep]...
- Hey, yo, DC, you built like a breadstick.
You'd be the star if "A Bug's Life"
went to Netflix.
- What? - Yeah!
- [Nick] No... - [ding]
- That's what the [bleep] you had for me?
- Yeah... - Okay, and you rap
and you sing real great, but goddamn,
the only thing you can't do is gain weight.
- Oh... - Skinny-ass [bleep]...
- That was like a compliment.
- [buzzer] - What I'm about--
What I'm about to say, it's gon' hurt to the core.
I ain't gonna call you the B-word,
but last night, you was on all fours.
- And, uh... - [ding]
- Santwon, listen here.
This [bleep] gon' hurt real swell.
You say you're a drag queen,
nope, you are a "Dragon Tale".
[laughter] [ding]
[overlapping shouting]
♪ "Dragon Tales" "Dragon Tales" ♪
[overlapping shouting]
- DC, what I'm saying is gon' leave you torn.
You so ugly, your mama had morning sickness
before you were born.
- Ooh... - That's usually how it works.
[buzzer]
[overlapping shouting]
Don't have the [bleep] after you're born.
[laughter]
- Hold on, hold on, let me get his ass.
Why you think you poppin'? I really can't figure it.
You standing here looking like a human cigarette.
Coming at my crew, that's the wrong approach.
Somebody get me some Raid
so I can spray this roach.
- [laughter] - Okay, okay, hold on...
- Stop playin' with me, [bleep].
- Real quick, Courtney.
I love you, but there's something I gotta explain.
You built like that bag Missy had on in that...
♪ I can't stand the rain ♪
- No, no, no, no, hell no, hell no.
Chico, take off that hat.
You ain't got no hair, you need to buy some
'cause that hairline pushed back
like Rihanna's album.
- [crowd gasps] - It is...
[overlapping shouting]
- Why is it so personal? - Yeah, 'cause you look...
you look like you eat a ton of dairy.
I bet your titties nicknames are Ben & Jerry.
[laughter] [ding]
- Ben & Jerry...
- And you know what, Clips?
You know what, Clips?
You're so intense.
- Ah... - You're so fat,
if I wore this sweatshirt, I'd have to pay rent.
[laughter] [ding]
- Hold on, hold on, that was cruel joke...
- [bleep] that beat.
Get her, Con. End this [bleep].
- Hold on, listen, Maddy, don't try to run,
'cause that flat ass will leave these man's tired.
You so pale, you probably got an OnlyFans for vampires.
- And Conceited... - And let me say--
hold up, I really not finished.
Before your doctor, we all know your titties so saggy.
With all that plastic, only place you could live
is Silicone Valley. - Okay, Con,
you are a dead troll.
In my country,
you're considered an egg roll.
[laughter]
- Hold on... - [buzzer]
- We're still not done.
Jessie Woo, y'all know the New School
and the Old School,
the rhymes we fast spittin' out.
MTV, I bet you
this was really the show "Catfish" was about.
[laughter]
[overlapping shouting]
[rapid dinging]
[cheers and applause]
- Who won?
- I gotta give that to the fellas.
Make some noise for the fellas, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
- That's some bull, y'all didn't even let me go.
That's some bull[bleep]... - We didn't let you go!
- Y'all didn't let me go.
- 'Cause we would've lost if we let you go.
Yeah, finally!
- D-Wrek, that's not even fair.
- You have been silenced! - [laughter]
- Y'all cut the...
- There it is, the fellas finally won
battle of the sexes.
[cheers and applause]
[overlapping shouting]
Everybody on their feet, turn your TVs up
and make some noise for TraetWothree!
[cheers and applause]
- I go by the name TraetWothree.
Incredible gang.
What's up with it? Yeah.
♪ Uh ♪
♪♪
♪ Don't call ♪
♪ I might just see 9-1-1 when I hit your line ♪
♪ Don't stall ♪
♪ I wanna be constantly blissfully getting involved ♪
♪ I wanna be your all my love when it made me fall ♪
♪ This kinda love when it make me fall ♪
♪ Be that cool my chest, you're cooling my meta ♪
♪ Best release you're cooling my head down ♪
♪ Interested I'll give you my best now ♪
♪ Think I'll give you my ginger baby ♪
♪ You know, you know drop location ♪
♪ I'm pulling out we can meditate ♪
♪ While we let you know ♪
♪ While we let you know ♪♪
["Wild 'N Out" theme playing]
♪♪
- ♪ MTV ♪